Passenger fined $1,874 for smuggling McMuffins - Peculiar Portions Podcast #68
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Passenger fined $1,874 for smuggling McMuffins - Peculiar Portions Podcast #68
0:00 PASSENGER FINED $1,874 SMUGGLING UNDECLARED
MCMUFFINS
09:54 ARTIST IS CHARGING $6,325 FOR CEILING PICKLE
18:28 PROMINENT SCIENTIST POSTS IMAGE OF A DISTANT
STAR
10:18 MAN WHO âHASNâT STOPPED FARTING FOR FIVE YEARSâ
SUES FOOD STALL FOR ÂŁ200K OVER HAM ROLL
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Them talking about their mothers was equal parts sweet and hilarious
14:20 imagine paying big bucks for an original bob Ross painting, and they just give you painting supplies and a link to the right video
The best part is that you'd still be getting more than an NFT!
Here we are, looking at a video of two guys looking at a picture of a mug with the picture of a mug with a picture of a Gromit mug. What a world we live in.
Here we are reading a comment about looking at a video of two guys looking at a picture of a mug with a picture of a mug with a picture of a Gromit mug. This is the most world we live in.
"This transpoosion will self destruct" really got me
I love the ongoing saga of Lewis being very bad at being vegan
I feel like it is largely because for Lewis it is a casual life style choice. Rather than like an emotional investment or a moral dilemma.
@@RCGamex doesn't help he's allergic to everything
The fact that they are 72 episodes in now and theyâre still sitting on a chair made from skin speaks volumes.
@@notorioustampaton getting rid of the chair and replacing it with something new would do more environmental harm, including to animals, than getting full use of something that has already been manufactured.
Less consumption is always the best thing you can do for nature.
@@Isanion would you use this same argument for Jewish skin lamps?
âŠI donât think so.
The only difference is the species. Animals are not furniture.
There's nothing temporary about food stuck to the ceiling. Back in my high school days, someone took the onion out of an onion ring and chucked it up at the ceiling during my freshman year. It was still there when I graduated.
Lol
Someone once threw a slice of tomato at the ceiling in the corner of cafeteria. Still there years later.
In my old school kids would sneak in burgers for lunch and would throw the pickles on the high windows and ceilings in the classrooms, the building was an old victorian hospital and the ceilings were close to 20ft High. If a pickle stuck and managed to stay for more than a day or so they dried and set on the wall harder than gum stuck under the table and would require tools, a high ladder and repainting to fix.
Why did they need to sneak them in?
@@kdg8076 good question. why indeed its not like as if schools such as ones in england uk ban kids from bringing in food that would need to be reheated or is meant to be eaten hot/ fast foods to ensure the kids eat healthier as they school meals are most of the time just as bad or worse than those foods
An old Victorian school sounds lit
Yeh it sounds dank and trill
@@kdg8076 Because we were throwing the pickles all over the place? Pretty self explanatory.
I for one am happy they are still doing this
So am i â€
Hadn't watched Yogscast in nearly a decade before I discovered this show, it's so good
Thereâs something really funny about Lewis â Iâm veganâ Brindly being able to instantly identify a slice of sausage.
Foot and mouth disease is a somewhat confusing subject. 'Hand foot and mouth disease', commonly shorted to "foot and mouth disease', is a disease people can get. 'Foot and Mouth disease', also known as 'Hoof and mouth disease', is a disease that spread in livestock, and humans usually do not contract it. Despite the very similar names, they are related, but distinct virus', and represent a very different threat. Australia is presumably concerned about the second one.
HFMD and HMD are in the same family of picornaviridae, but are distinct. HMD is rarely transmitted to humans, with children being the most susceptible, but it's still very rare. There was an outbreak of HMD in Malaysia, near to where that guy was vacationing, so the ban was in place due to that.
@@argentandroid5732 Thanks for the correction. I edited my comment to improve accuracy.
They leave out that it's actually hand, foot, mouth and anus disease. No joke. Have a good day.
I just realised how low the views are on Peculiar Portions and I'm so sad people don't give it a chance. It's so damn funny. I hope it's just the fact people listen instead! Either way, thanks for these. It really feels like the yogpod days while still staying fresh and new
There are people who don't give this thing a chance? What a bunch of stupid assholes.
1. Buy Pickle
2. Eat Pickle
3. Go to Pickle installation site
4. Shit Pickle and throw the shit on the ceiling
5. Sell Pickle Shit as a derivative work
I had this episode playing in the background and heard my full name come out of Lewis' mouth and it literally made me jump, hahaha
"What if the man himself had foot 'n mouth disease though"
Well if the man isn't going to be eaten by anyone we should be safe.
These always make my weekend better, i could listen to these two go on for hours. Just their voices and mannerisms make me nostalgic, like im still in a time machine.
I'd like to see you two tinker about with A.I art creators online. Hoping for some hilarious prompts and equally hilarious reactions
Ngl, Iâm a little sad we didnât get to find out what Lewisâ favourite sammich is.
thank you for the content dads
The last man could literally be like Thunderpants the film đ€Ł
If that pickle makes Lewis angry, then it is invoking an emotion so it must be art
if that is the definition, my farts are considered art too :)
9:50, and the bit just proceeding, killed me lol, great work as always, I love Simonâs Peculiar Portions so much- itâs a comfort series in many ways, helps cheer me up when Iâm down, and when Iâm not down it can help make a good day a great one. Thanks as always!
The best welcome to the weekend, is with PP news!
Podcast listener here, coming to say I love this series and watch the videos as much as I can. Also, a surprise welcome back to the Keenan Thompson car advert. Haven't heard that in a while.
16:05 simon is trying to have a real discussion on artistic "value" and lewis just cant get over this stupid pickle lol
Gold. best show on the web.
I can confirm that our pickles at mcdonalds will stick to a ceiling without any sauce at all, the brine alone is enough for it to stay there, they will stay there for quite some time, I have experience with cleaning the ceilings quite frequently at the store that I work at from all of the Crew throwing pickles up there "for fun"
Reckon those pancakes were mistaken for wooden coasters or something. I've never seen a pancake with growth rings before lol.
Give em a couple of toaster mics and itâll be like the old days
Whats your address? Itâs safe to tell it on the internet
Good lord, it's the banana ductaped to a wall all over again...
I love (hate) how this artist, while âcritiquing the pretentiousness of artâ, is being a pretentious artist.
Please talk about the chess scandal in the next episode! The conspiracy theory is hilarious
27:58 that was a second of real, demonetisation fear right there
I love PP
Oddly my aunts name is Janet but goes by Susan
Can you make a tee-shirt with the grommit mug photo? I'd buy
Watched a video on art installations and how they work (brought on by the famous banana duct taped to a wall). It's a fairly interesting thing, more nuanced than is first apparent. So that pickle on the ceiling could be an art installation (though it takes more than just doing it and saying 'this is art'). Turns out it was made into an installation and is being sold as such! So despite this guy's commentary, he's making money off of calling weird shit art.
It's less about something being art or not.
It's about something being uninspiring. A pickle on the ceiling is uninspiring.
Has Lewis not heard about Duchamp's Fountain?
Just gonna say this right now: it does not always fix itself over time. I know. Salmonella is horrible, and I will not go into more detail :)
No please, go into detail :)
Hi I'm the token human not a bot posting nonsense. Customs in Australia is pretty strict as we don't have a lot of diseases like rabies other countries do since we are an isolated continent so fines and border stuff is pretty strict.
Idk man, thatâs something a bot would say
Hello [Human Recognition System] "Token".
33:59 Lightly toasted pumpernickel bread, iceberg lettuce, thousand island dressing, roast chicken, Swiss cheese, thin layer of BBQ potato chips/crisps.
Pickle is art
Makes you wonder what's in a McMuffin that a biosecurity detector dog goes nuts about it. Either the dog really liked muffins (which I'm sure is bad for them in some way or another), or McDiarrhea strikes again!
As the yogscast know, Australia has extremely strict bio security regulations to protect our fauna and flora from invasive disease and parasites.
Sure would hate for all those horrible deadly animals to die out
Not me watching this eating a McMuffin
how do they keep finding these self aware sites?
It's quite ironic how by ranting about the stupidity of the pickle for so long, it in a way became actual art. creating thought and discussion is a big part of what makes art art
I like how Lewis doesnât preach his veganism. Respect
68 eps in and they still haven't figured out the intro
Honestly I think it wouldve been cooler if he painted the pickle with sauce on it stuck to a wall
If we had that crappy 1 ply in the school bathroom, wad it into a loose ball, saturate it with water and fling it on to the ceiling. It would stay there until they scraped it off.
Who broke the sword? The guard is snapped.
Iâm surprised itâs lasted this long at their office tbh
I love how Lewis thinks the torres strait islands are in darwin and that we may not have cows the closer we get to the equator and how shocked we take our biosecurity because we pride ourselves on not having agriculture and livestock riddled with pests an diseases like most countries that just learn to live with it.
4:20 "beautiful women, beautiful men, beautiful water"
Glad to see genderfluid inclusivity
A small price to pay for McMuffin
There was something like the pickle with a banana a while ago, so not that creative haha
The pickle is not the worst part of a big Mac. I mean it's hard to make a bad pickle. You just stick a cumber in some vinegar.
I miss you two playing minecraft maps đą
i am a firm believer that there could've been a much (subjectively) better artistic representation from the 'art' than what was achieved. If he had instead done something like framing the beef patty, he could've had a piece of art that could also serve as a piece of science.incase it in mcdonalds width glass, air tight completely vacuum sealed to insure no lingering bacteria is there. now you have a super preservative infused 'beef' patty with no outside intrusions decaying at it's own pace. this will be recorded from when it was framed, and can be depicted as evolving art and a showcase of how people of our time would infuse our food with things to prevent aging.
There's no beef in a McMuffin, it's all pork - sausage, ham, or bacon.
There's also no muffins
@@josephdrollette8573 English muffins.
unless the McMuffin is from Indonesia, a country with a prominent Muslim population, a religion that forbids eating pork
everybody knows that you don't take food to Australia
You donât bring food, you are the food
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We had a discussion about sandwiches on Benâs twitch channel chat the other day, I argued that a BLT with a root beer was the best combo. Apparently root beer isnât really a thing in the UK, Ben didnât even really know what it was, but gave a tentative thumbs down. But Simon said he liked it when he had it. I think this might be the issue we can use to finally break the empire of the Yogs.
Root beer isn't really a thing outside of the US, because wintergreen isn't really a thing outside the US.
The plant it was made from is native to north America. I believe it was originally sassafras but then was banned so they use imitation flavors these days.
That article was actually very truthful: "Vegan feminist theory tells us that food-what we eat and how we eat it-is firmly rooted in gender norms. The consumption of vegetables (with salad being the ubiquitous clichĂ©) is a highly feminized behavior. Gender codes also manifest in the regular hyper-emotionality of women in advertising. That is, women are often portrayed as having inappropriately extreme emotional responses. Representation of this kind adds to the cultural understanding of womanhood as infantile, irrational, and immature. In this case, even a little bit insane. These images reinforce womenâs subordinate status. Pairing hyper-emotive women with hyper-feminized food items makes for a perfect storm in sexist imagery."
wasn't there an older PP about a man from early 20th century who made a living of his farting in a circus or something?
"Picle"
Camera dude was drunk this episode
"Seeding you with their poo"
Petition for Lewis to never be allowed to speak again?
7:11 hot new stereotype just dropped
WOOOOOO!
Whatâs your address?
Has his laser eye surgery worn off already?! Oh yeah, he's got specs on in another thumbnail. Wow, that's not long is it. Not Simon's PP...
Epic
For the pickle, that sort of stuff is a mix of money laundering, tax avoidance, nft style speculation, and nft style prestige.
Why does lewis hate doing these so much, itâs painfully obviousđ
Be real, you all are photo shopping Lewis' eyes to be bigger with out the glasses.
God bless Dr.Igudia on CZcams, all my life will keep thanking you for the great help and for your product which actually works in eradicating Herpes out of my body system
Australiaâs customs laws have always come across as absolutely ridiculous to me
cool
Also, wtf is going on with this camera?! xD Yeah, job enthusiasm 100% but dude, you're eating up all my bandwidth here with those Wayne's World zooms.
'pickle on a ceiling'
i would never call something like this art
its just stupid
Muaaah
Haha
"foot and mouth disease" is a prion disease, which isn't destroyed by heat or ph, so even though its cooked, if someone else ate the guy's sandwiches, surely it would be like maybe 2 people? Honestly, someone eating luggage mcdonalds deserves prison and/or a prion disease. The bigger issue is that there was a prion risk AT ALL, that's been glossed over. What mcdonalds was at risk for hoof and mouth? That's the bigger issue
A little late but FMD is not a prion disease. That is caused by BSE. FMD is caused by the FMD virus and is completely harmless to humans. There are no recorded instance of human infection in history. It's even completely safe to eat FMD infected meat. The major issue with FMD is that it is highly contagious to livestock and while not lethal, causes extreme economic damage to a country that relies on livestock meat as an export. That is why Australia is so strict about the undeclared meat. It was from an FMD endemic part of Indonesia (Bali) and humans are known to be secondary asymptomatic carriers of FMD.
I was part of a veterinary team that was deployed to Indonesia to help inoculate cattle in Aceh and East Java during the 2022 FMD epidemic.
We believe the source of the FMD outbreak to be from illegally imported cattle from India, that landed in Aceh before spreading throughout the Indonesian peninsula.
Imagine actually wanting to go to the dystopian hell that is Australia...
imagine having such a shite opinion
Modern art is plagued by value inflation, NFTs are better than this drek. At least you get something nice to look at.
lewis is feet
10:42 If it falls on somebody's else meal, he'll be in a bit of a pickle.
30:04 Dunno. If I fart in my sleep, chances are I don't wake up. Every again.