A Star Wars Story
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- čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
- You guys kept saying I should write my own stories so here you go, exactly what you want. It's not fanfiction.
Select your star wars book subgenre:
Jacen Solo accomplishes little for thirty books - / jennynicholson
X-Wings fighting in space - / jennyenicholson
Anthology of tales from a place - / jennynicholsonvids
Old Republic OC adventure but they have to namedrop Darth Vader at least once - / spiderjewel
R2-D2 Learns To Finger Paint picture book = / spider_jewel
Some might say its a bad thing to borrow so much from Aladdin, but I say, only steal what you can't afford.
gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat.
Tell you all about it when I have the time
Isaac Banta and that's everything
Isaac Banta I mean you’re only in trouble if you get caught
"Steal from the best." Rian Johnson (in reference to having Finn re-enact the scean where Marty McFly seems to fall off a building, only to rise up, standing on a flying Delorean)
Lead bounty hunter named Din?
Din mentions how expensive starcraft fuel is?
Sexy Twi'lek lady?
Sudden appearance of a Mandalorian and a lightsaber?
Jenny I think Jon Favreau might be taking notes from you
JainaSoloB312 ok it’s been years since I watched this video but I watched it again just now and was thinking all of this the whole time I’m so glad I’m not the only one
Jenny continues to be near prophetic when it comes to predicting Star Wars
And if it turns out the guy at the end of Episode 5 was Boba Fett, that’ll be another thing they have in common.
Also, her version of "Din" is an orphan.
most recent episode now had a bunch on Mon Cals also
Star Wars: Missed Identity
Framed! When Din Allado is captured by bounty hunters for a crime he didn't commit, a window to his past is opened. But a web of confusion soon overwhelms him. Are his long lost family really who he thought they were? Only the beautiful Jaz Printayla can lead him to the answers the seeks. A spiralling tale of crime, family, and disorder that stretches across new worlds and familiar faces, from Badooine to Boba Fett, and the fate of the Old Republic clones...
i read this in the clone wars intro narrator's voice
Darnit. That was too good. I'm sold. Where is the link so I can buy this book?
Please add another dot to the ellipsis at the end, Star Wars always does "...."
FRAMED!
Can't believe Jenny predicted the mandolorian
Literally down to the first name it's wild
I think you mean I can't believe the writers of the mandalorian stole from Jenny
Replying in 2024. She also predicted "the Acolyte" identical twin scenario!
Can’t believe she also predicted The Acolyte (it’s about someone being framed by their sibling)
She also predicted ep9.
*He steals a lightsaber from a lightsaber swallowers mouth
I like to imagine him sheathing it from the guys throat
@@RoyalKnightVIII Literally.
*fix your attitude intensifies*
Totally, and the secret trick to the saber swallowing is that it can cut through any metal but it won't harm organic material because the crystal has been realigned different. So the hero uses it to comedic effect. First with frustration and disappointment. But near the end he's disarming and slicing and dicing the armour off enemies causing them to run away naked and embarrassed.
Or just turn the lightsaber off as you “swallow” it
How can we understand all this without a prequel book for Din Aladdo's story. How did he get to the market? Why does he like baguettes? Does he like baguettes because his real father is Gui-Gon Jinn?!! We might need a prequel trilogy to fit all this in. And, you could put Gui-Gon Jinn on the cover.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Din Aladdo".
Yeah, it would be, wouldn't it.
The part where he realizes the aliens are just racist made me laugh way harder than it should.
I mean its plausible in the star wars universe
Everyone just being really racist but also not being able to get over it in any capacity as a theme is kind of brilliant.
Jenny predicted Mandalorian's first name 2 years ahead of time
😂 right?! and Boba fett in it too 🤷🏻♀️
A fantastic tale and a worthy addition to the critically acclaimed Star Wars EU canon. It was an emotional rollercoaster. I cheered when Boba Fett appeared (on the cover) and I made a frowny face when Dyin Gelato's family was probably dead and I was mightily impressed when the racism happened to let the audience know this is a deep story about complex issues.
I give it a rating of 7 Luuuke Skywalkers out of 5 Mofferences.
"Star Wars: Essays of Racism and Violence as Universal Attributes of Galactic Organisms"
Jimmy Scrambles: A Star Wars Story
Coming 2020
I wasn't sure whether I wanted to watch this or not, then I saw that Jimmy Scrambles was in it (a character I could relate to) so I made coffee and sat down to enjoy.....
SPOILER ALERT!!
He wasn't in it :l
But it was still a good story :)
More! More!
Whaaaaaat! 2020????
Nah, Jenny won't write it. It's way too personal.
Jimmy Scrambles OMG! This is too surreal!
+
"Maybe Max is Snoke or something" this video was solid gold
So what happened to Abu? Was she just sitting on the escape pod smiling to herself while Boba Fett got stabbed and all of that?
she said you have to buy the sequel (with Jabba the Hutt on the cover).
I like the idea that Abu is Din Aladdo’s Kowakian monkey-lizard
Can you please write this one out? I enjoyed it more than any other piece of Star Wars media in the last few decades.
write your own story, Reader.
@@outoforder5475 read your own story, writer.
@@fisheatsyourhead store your own reader, writer.
@@vargsvansifyown your reader story, writer
You make up great Star Wars names. "Since this bounty hunter is a sexy lady, she is also super nice." LOL!
She's make a great filmaker. She really gets how screenwriting works these days.
you are an idiot.
Constable 1976 at least her stories are more interesting than the new movies are
This is stupid; your story can't have Earth things like baguettes in them! This is Star Wars!
They're called space baguettes.
Spaguettes.
It's ok, you can just make them blue or something.
Max Rebo is a Jedi, Ackbar is a bounty hunter, and Fett once again dies in a humiliating manner. This could be the best Star Wars story ever told...
SuspiciousBananaTree Fett slips on a space banana?
I love the in-depth criticism of Slave 1's shape.
It'd be really cool if someone animated this story
Bystander55 ya think Banditincorperate would be up for it?
Bystander55 Maybe some kind of collab with several different animators? That's probably the only way to do it since it's so long
Bystander55 with this same narration on top of it
I could do it - I think I would get it ready in 2067 or some time around that!
RTG Animation Haha yeah I suspected something like that, you're gonna need like 20 people to do it in a reasonable timeframe
That's perfect how she's like "woh, I can't see" and the camera's like "fuck it, me neither! We're having fun!"
Your demeanor along with your natural comedic timing is incredible, I was dying the entire time.
Jenny predicting a star wars character that is an orphan and named Din
Edit: also predicting that boba shows up at some point
I know, it's wild
Definitely fits the pattern of Star Wars main characters having distant-nonexistent relationships with their family.
Makes you wonder about George Lucas's family life/childhood.
Typical Disney family dynamic. You're usually an orphan or have a single surviving parent. If you have a family, prepare to lose them for some reason.
"The murder of four unarmed ewoks"
I'm sorry but that was hilarious.
Is that even a crime?
OldLeatherHands&Friends Yes, you monster!
@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053
It depends on the planet's government. Some governments see them as people, Some see them as vermin, and some see them as man eating war criminals.
Did Jenny purposefully match the color of her bedroom to her skin tone? Like, did she go to Home Depot pretending it was a Sephora to pick out a foundation that would match her undertones? But instead of picking out makeup, she picked out a paint color that would allow her chameleon-like abilities to camouflage herself.
Matt Coogan Likely just a result of bad lighting. That shit's expensive.
Matt Coogan 'Breaking News: Colour of wall similar, but not exact, to human face. Experts claim no accident'.
Her setup now is better than it was. A little color grading would probably help the issue more than a different lighting setup.
Looks like she just purposely blows out all of the highlights.
Matt Coogan omg hahahahaha!
Did he... Did he get his baguette??
in the novel, every time he is about to eat a baguette he is interrupted, just like some series that two characters wants to kiss but every time something interrupts them, this will e a recurring joke on the novel, maybe in the finale he can finally tastes a baguette and then dies
Based on the international translations, it seems 'The Last Jedi' is plural. BB8 IS A JEDI CONFIRMED !!
“Whatever watto is”
“I’m a Toydarian!”
I just love how there’s a line right in the movie this isn’t even a knock on Jenny it’s just honestly too perfect not to acknowledge
To be fair Watto isn't like most of his race, living in Hutt space tends to bring out or make sinners.
What I want to know is when a movie is going to tell me if Jedi mind tricks work on Toydarians.
That was a mistake that they never fixed. He was actually supposed to be called a Joozian.
What do you call it when you're exclusively attracted to cloned bounty hunters?
A Boba Fett-ish
I remember my friends making fun of me writing Star Wars fanfic while devoring all the Star Wars novels at the bookstore and I pointed out that those were just fanfic that got lucky. Also, anyone remember the Star Trek Next Gen novels? I loved Star Trek before Star Wars but then my boyfriend showed me the first three movies that were made and I remember watching all three all the way through for the first time in my life and I don't know what it was but suddenly I just got it, I understood why people loved these movies. It was a rush of love and omg this is the greatest thing I've ever seen! Now I love both Star Trek and Star Wars.
I love them both to! I have a few Trek novels, but I need to read most of them lol
Every Star Wars novel always had to have some new evil Imperial admiral or general. Even like 30 years later, somehow the Empire is always a threat and always has the capacity to support multipe massive star destroyers with 80,000 man crews even after they've been losing the war for decades.
it's okay, we've got midlife crisis solo and luke's another overpowered runofthemill newest apprentice (Jennice Nykol) to twart another superweapon
You steal a **lightsaber** from a **lightsaber** swallower. Then a guard falls onto a street performer lying on a bed of **lightsabers**
Personal opinion: I only found your channel today and I have decided you are the funniest person on the internet.
I feel like this is a criticism of Star Wars novels but I don't know enough about them to prove it.
I've read at least 50 star wars novels. Jenny is 100% spot on here lol
this is gold
around 92% rate of Jenny's videos starting with "So.."
Rick Oleksy So?
it’s like that’s her intro. some people say hey guys, some people say what’s up everybody. jenny says SO...
i think din should be able to escape the guards just by like punching them, but make sure everyone knows and comments on the fact that he's a really big guy, that'll help him in many situations
Jenny, I'm very sick and haven't been able to find joy in anything today. But this made me happy for the first time in days. Thank you.
Disney now can pick and choose parts not of Canon. Jenny, new Star Wars stories can be made. Your on a roll.
Mmm.. Roll...
Milt Nation mmmmm you're
Like Cottonelle?
"You're"! Why is it so difficult for people?!
tomatodamashi School is hard, man. Especially if you have ADHD. Glad I don't.
If this was a movie. I'd pay money to see this. XD
BASSFZz truth
better than rogue one or solo.
I know I would, because it would say Star Wars.
@BASSFZz Here I was binging on content I usually wouldn't watch, only to find someone I usually watch in the comments, nice!
That’s cool and all, but about how big is Din? I was having trouble picturing the scenes without knowing the relative bigness of the protagonist. Massive oversight.
A Star Wars bounty hunter story about a character named Din? Someone owes you some royalties.
excuse me, but I think the proper term is spacist.
A cynical rapid-fire improvised Star Wars story with racist overtones? Okay, now I'm certain Jenny would be perfect on Red Letter Media. I'd love to hear her and Mike think up stories together like his improv'ed horror film
Can Din have a r2 droid named Oagi, but then they find out Boba Fett has a r2 on Slave 1 that is a different color that they mix up when they leave because they are droidist
Rewatching all of Jenny's content in 2024 and all her Star Wars videos are prophetic. Literally every single one predicts so much of what would occur.
She could simplify my life in so many ways with her ability to relay information in a clear detailed humorous way.
I love how this feels like a 50/50 mix of the Mandalorian and Rebels.
Rebels:
- Space Aladin
- is an orphan
- learns part of his family might be alive
- wants to know what happened to them
- searches for them
- gets taken in by female, green Twi'lek pilot
- they travel though space, beeing hunted
The Mandalorian:
- main character called Din
- is an orphan
- has no force abilities
- does get racist comments
- Boba Fett appears
- Mandalorian bounty hunter complains about high fuel prices
- one character with simmular outfit gets mistaken for Din
- Sudden jedi saving the main characters in a time where most jedi are dead
- The sequel/ spinn-off features Hutt(s)
Now I want an episode of the Mandalorian with the premise that Bounty Hunters mistake Din for another Mandalorian or the other way around.
I want an in universe Star Wars character who just refers to various members of species by the names of specific individuals: “Chewie, Boba, Watto, Greedo, Jabba” etc
Love this hope they make it.
"Star Wars: The Guy Who Went to the Store"
"It's a pretty broken universe"
LMAO
I absolutely love this. It's exactly how most of the stories on Fanfic websites sound lol. There really is a massive difference in quality between the 5% or so of stories that are good and the rest that are just random runon sentences
In the postcredit scene Din Aladdo comes home to see Mace Windu but Mace isn't wearing his usual Jedi robes...
Din goes, "Mace Windu! What are you doing here? What happened to your eye?"
Mace goes "I'm not Mace--I'm Nick Fury. What? Can't tell a brotha apart?"
I’m choosing to believe the writers of The Mandalorian saw this video and stole the idea for Din.
So this is REALLY close to the literal plot of the Mandalorian!
To be fair, all Mon Calamari look the same. Speaking of Mon Calamari, whoever picked that name for the squid-looking creatures, could they have been any more lazy?
ikr!?
I kept expecting the twist that this was actually just a recounting of one of the EU books.
She isn't too far off lol
I will never understand how any original Starwars movie people or fans found Boba Fett remotely awesome. He literally just screamed and sucked and flew into the side of Jabbas ship and fell into the sarlacc. wtf
Jon S It‘s only actually because he looks fucking awesome.
Also, marketing. Not only does he have the cool armor and ship, his toys were objectively among the coolest. They would, like, shoot little plastic missiles and had a jet pack and stuff. So, kids were really more remembering their own play sessions with him as a toy more than the 10 minutes of screen time he had in a movie that, pre VHS, they probably only saw a couple times years prior.
@@TJForceIX i don't have the minutes left in my life to create enough fake accounts to give this comment adequate likes.
He tracked Han down and is apparently the best bounty hunter. People extrapolate from there
He’s only awesome because of the EU. Well, maybe awesome isn’t the right word, but interesting. Since we learn almost nothing about him in the movies (except that’s he’s supposedly an amazing bounty hunter), it was easy for people to create their own idea of him and run with it. Plus he was visually interesting, with cool armor, a jet pack, suit weaponry, etc. Made a great picture or action figure.
Miss girl you straight up predicted the mandalorian
Oh my god. I knew I’ve heard “Din” before
I was actually disappointed when The Mandalorian proved that multiple people can fit in the Slave I.
When you see it in The Empire Strikes Back in profile with people standing on it, it’s quite big… somewhere between 85-90 feet long depending on how much extra height Boba Fett got from his helmet and shoes.
She said "holonet".
She’s legit.
Me: I'll wait all the way to the end because I want to know about Din's family.
JN: His family's probably dead or something, lol idk.
Me: ...
Me: ... :/
It could be revealed in the sequel...
The entire time I watched this I expected some kind of twist about this being a real book that got made but no you just had a really good idea
I love the low key sarcastic humor. It's really funny.
max reebo is snoke confirmed
SPOILER ALERT: this is a FULL recap of the upcoming EU Star Wars book.
There are no new EU books coming out
The thing about sci fi series that last a super long time is that eventually the writers are grown up fans of the show (*cough* Doctor Who), getting paid to write fanfiction. Some of them are good at what they do. Some of them probably should have left their writing to fanfic sites.
I can't leave believe this predicted a guy called Din being on the run from a bunch of bounty hunters.
It's amazing how easy it is to just listen to you talk. You have such an extraordinary way of capturing the audience.
The New Jedi Order was extremely good. The whole Yuuzhan Vong, Thrawn, and uncharted space threats, is an amazing arc.
I laughed. Extra points for throwing your autofocus out of whack with the power of gestures.
The real bounty was the friends we made along the way
The fact that you predicted the Mandalorian's name... and Boba Fett appearing.
When you got to the part about the second Twilek I almost died laughing :)
(whispering) "He can't tell them apart"
I can already hear the arguments between DinJaz, DinAbu, and AbuJaz fans in my head
This is the greatest story ever written.
I love it so much
When you said your character is buying a baguette I laughed so hard :)
The mandalorian season 3 looks great
Came across this randomly. Realized you sort of low key called it on the Mandalorian's first name in the Disney+ series hahaha.
Correction... A SPACE baguette!
moisture baguette, from the moisture farming
Did he ever get his baguette?
i cracked up when Din rescues the wrong woman
comedic timing on point
Many Exciting Things Happen While Boba Fet Goes To Starbucks So We Can Put Him on the Cover: See, There He Is!
OK, WHAT THE HELL????
I've watched tons of your Star Wars videos and you always seem to accurately predict wild story elements, but this is on a whole other level.
I mean, lead bounty hunter character named Din who is an orphan, and Boba Fett plays a role in the story at some point...
How likely is to get these details right? From all the millions of existing names, the many professions in the galaxy, she just got them right. Are we supposed to act like this is normal? LMAO
Also, Max Rebo appearing on The Book of Boba Fett.
“Din... Allado.” I’m fucking dead
Full disclosure though, Abu sounds like she'd be my favorite character in this book. (It also sounds loads better than most star wars books I've seen and read, though I am a hardcore Terry Pratchett fan so...)
Star Wars canon is a complex thing. Most of the EU books you refer to were never in top-tier canon, or rather, G-Canon (Lucas canon). Ther tier system went like this:
G-Canon (George Lucas Canon)
This included the original Star Wars saga and was the highest most unfaltering form of canon.
T-Canon (TV Canon)
This included the television shows, such as _The Clone Was_ micro series and the CG series.
C-Canon (Continuity Canon)
This is where a lot of the EU rested. Examples would be many of the video games, such as _The Force Unleashed_ or the campaign from the _Battlefront_ games or _Knights of the Old Republic_ and the like. This also included many of the books such as the _Darth Bane_ trilogy and the _New Jedi Order_ series, etc.
S-Canon (Secondary Canon)
This is essentially where the "non-canon" material begins. Or in other words, the stuff that generally was unrecognized or referenced to by other media. But this included the original run of Marvel comics and some of the original books. Content creators could choose to pull from this material or not, but it was not required (sort of how the Legends continuity works now).
N-Canon (Non Canon)
This is in reference to things that straight up were not canon like the alternate timelines of _The Force Unleashed_ or the _Marvel: Infinites_ storylines. This even includes deleted scenes from the movies that conflict with other material. There are also other comics like the _Resurrection_ comic or some of the Marvel Boba Fett material from _Star Wars Tales_ that is non-canon as well.
Today, Star Wars canon is far less dense, with material either being Canon or Legends. Or in other words, G-Canon and T-Canon (with a few exceptions) and then everything else, until they are brought back into canon.
Also, it's a common misconception, but Disney did not make the decision to not follow the previous Expanded Universe. Kathleen Kennedy, the president of Lucasfilm made that decision, as she said at the then Star Wars Anthology panel at Star Wars Celebration 2014.
Antoine Bandele good point & George Lucas had a strict policy on what they did or couldn't do. Before the Prequels were made George Lucas had it off limits because he had that era in mind. He would never allow anyone to write Yoda's origin story because he wants to have him mysterious. Plus with The New Jedi Order series the author thought about killing off Luke, but George Lucas said no because Luke & the two droids were off limits & Lucas said he wanted the Yuuzhan Vong outside of the Force.
When did she say it was top tier canon? She just said it was canon, which your post verifies. Also, if Kennedy said that in 2014, that was after Disney bought Lucasfilm. She was therefore a Disney employee at that point, so the decision was made by Disney. It could only *not* be a Disney decision if it was made before the acquisition and was documented as such at the time (i.e. no retconning)
Antoine Bandele Whatever nerd.
Antoine Bandele I can't tell if she cares.
You just mansplained her hard
What implied she didn't already know this
Just before episode seven I wrote a short story about a Ithorian who was a bartender on Coruscant and collected plants. It was in the genre of "casual science-fiction/fantasy" so there wasn't really a story that meant anything for anyone but him. He just experienced a bunch of stuff that allowed him to grow and explore the themes of his thoughts. An example of a circle that gets full is him finally seeing the fruit of a strange plant he collected grow and ripen (and then putting it in a drink - it would be a neat match cut with some humour).
There was also a lot happening in the background that made the world and the scenes interesting. Still not sure if I want a scene where a Jedi chases a bounty hunter (over a pipe between two buildings in the background somewhere in lower Coruscant at about four in the afternoon - almost like a silhouette with some orange rays of light making their way down), but I wrote it just in case.
If it was adapted to a movie it would be directed like a Jaques Tati movie, and the score would alternate between soft jazz (think "The Glass House with Butterfly" by Tomas Dvorak) when it's all chill and introvert, and rhythmic Amon Tobin-esque music (like "Keep Your Distance") when the protagonist is making his way through a busy market or something.
...yeah...
"this one's a sexy lady, she's a twi'lek."
How did I see this coming?
I would honestly just listen to you improving stories for several hours if I could
But if Boba is an adult, then wouldn't all the clones be dead or really old due to the fast aging?
Nah, they have really advanced medical technology.
in rebels (i havent seen it) it appears the healthy clones age normally once they reach 18.
I think it was stated in the prequels that Jango requested a clone for himself without the grow-up-quickly feature, who becomes Boba Fett
Din? DIN!? That’s a totally implausible Star Wars name.
#ClonesArePeopleYouGuys
7:18 "Basically at this point they do not have a plan"
Real life writing the plot
A™ Star™ Wars™ Story™
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The main reason the EU can't be canon anymore is that R.A. Salvatore, worst of his name, killed off Chewie. My headcanon is that Disney are just huge Chewie fans and when they saw that they were like "that's it, nuke the whole thing!" They also bought the franchise specifically so they could bring Chewie back, and we all lived happily ever after.
I really want her to start making actual movies, they'd be amazing
This was such a rollercoaster of action and emotion. Solid 8/10.
there's still too much dumb stuff in the expanded universe.
rurutu M. I like your profile pic lol. Great minds think alike
nono. you see, it's cool because the lightsaber crystals "bleed." It's poetic!
There's dumb stuff in the new Star Wars movies also.
Lightsaber crystals bleed wut? When did this happen.
In the Ahsoka book. It's why Dark Side users Lightsabers are red. I actually think it's quite interesting as not as simple as them just bleeding. But long story short that's basically it.
There's all these slide whistle sound effects when they fall over. Well, it's a book, but it will say in the narration that there's a slide whistle sound effect.
You should team up with the cartoonist that did the Ricky Gervais Show.
Your natural comedic delivery is second to none. I think people would spend a lifetime trying to learn to do it like that. Grade A awesomeness