Star Wars: Episode IX Bingo
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2024
- I expect every single prediction on this bingo card to be confirmed by the first full-length trailer. Also it’s time to bring back the ysalimiri.
What song and ship would you use for your Star Wars music video:
Kylo Ren/Rose Tico set to “Dirty Little Secret” - / jennynicholson
Padme/Obi Wan/Anakin love triangle set to “Mr Brightside” - / jennyenicholson
The entirety of Taylor Swift’s new album, I am Taylor Swift, and in my upcoming high-budget music videos I will sequentially portray my elaborate Star Wars shipping fic, in which a character played by me is romanced by the Benicio del Toro character “DJ” - / progamerjenny
Krennicut Imwe set to "You'll Be In My Heart" - / spider_jewel
Phasma self-empowering tribute set to “This Is Me” from The Greatest Showman - / spiderjewel
Reylose Ticuxeron set to “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” - / jennynicholsonvids
The clip of Kylo Ren in the forest is way bigger than I intended and looks weird but it took me 5 upload attempts to get youtube to process this video so it is what it is
The shirt I'm wearing of Rey and Kylo Ren fighting the praetorian guards in the throne room, but everybody's a horse - www.redbubble.com/people/cinc... - Krátké a kreslené filmy
New version of the bechdel test but instead it’s that the backpack wearing character must have a line of dialogue
The Nicolson Test?
I want to subscribe to your news letter!
Back-del test?
About something other than their backpack.
Ahh yes, the bechamel test; I will have mine with eggs please.
Also, “Grim reapers” plural? So silly since there is only one angel of death.
And then Brian, Home Inspector, examines the ruins and identifies that Palpatine is simply the result of an improperly hung door.
"Oh yeah, you get these kind of weird evil laughing noises when your thermal exhaust port has been compromised, the wind will catch on the ridges there sometimes creating that sound, don't worry, it's definitely not a sith ghost."
Oh my God Rey learned Force lightning from a door
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
@@adoredpariah It's just coincidence that the wind sounds like "Once again the sith will *ruuulee* the galaxy" dont worry about it totally cross that one of our list
Nadine will talk to so many Sith and Force Ghosts
Jenny you had such faith that the movie series would be thematically coherent
Since when has star wars been thematically consistent
I: getting down to the nitty gritty of them trade deals we just needed to see
II: Nothing happened at all
III: Fire and lava and evil
IV: Nice little plot with a standard hero's journey
V: Huge parentage reveal!!??!??! Shock twist
VI: Nothing happens then ewoks
VII: Refer to IV
VIII: The jedi is sad now
IX: FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM ALL THE MOVIES HAPPENS AT THE SAME TIME
Tom Kenning wtf is episode 6 nothing happens besides ewoks? Your jokes have to make sense to be funny
@@Bionicleforever ehhhh bunch of space shit then ewoks
@@Bionicleforever the Jabba bit is cool, but too long
@@TwelvetreeZ Nah Jabbas Palace is awesome and it fits into the narrative.
“Unless Rey is a Palpatine”
pjtiger10 looooool
Yeahhhh, this video kinda hurts to watch after seeing the film
Yup lol
Eyeroll
Still liked the movie overall, but this one retcon turns the whole saga into a galactic Hatfield vs. McCoy.
Honestly just like she said. It is rediculous in a way I enjoy. Like it's completely insane, but in the best way possible
Can we please see Palpatine flown over Disney World on a mechanical arm
It’ll be like tinker bell but for Hollywood studios
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
PLEASE
I have a headache and I cackled so hard my skull feels like it’s caving in
this comment has utterly done me in
After Kylo kills all the Knights of Ren, he stands in the midst of their corpses and says, “I’m a Ren no longer. I am now going... *Solo.* “
No...fine...get out.
@@stropheum Space aids? I think you mean *midichlorians*
Kylo tap dances on the graves of the fallen, using his lightsaber as a cane? I LOVE IT! IT'S IN THE MOVIE! czcams.com/video/x01l_jMhjVM/video.html
Then Jason Derulo starts faintly playing in the background.
What if he goes to battle them but trips on a light saber, falls and dies. it would subvert everyone’s expectation!
Rey's gonna detach her lightsaber halves, throw one to Poe Dameron killing him instantly.
That made me laugh
"When I said 'heads-up' I didn't mean it literally!"
LOOOOOL
Ha
Jenny will stand and cheer
Jenny called:
CP3O heroism and death fake out (Memory Loss)
Flying Character (Stormtroopers)
back to Jakku (End Scene)
Slug...is friend
Knights of Rest In Peace (off they go, 5 against one as you called)
Skywalker = New Jedi Order
Palpaghiest
Kylo Ren redeemed
Bonus Off Hand Quotes:
"They're not gonna kill Chewbacca AND blow up the millennium falcon" (Almost did)
"Unless they make Rey a Palpatine, which would be EXTREMELY stupid"
"That's what she can do now, force lightning through her hands"
The end scene was Tatooine, but yeah still
palpatine wasn't a ghost I don't think
Skywalker isn’t new Jedi order , Palp wasn’t a ghost and they didn’t return to Jakku
i'm extremely late to this video but thank you for this!! i'm not into star wars enough to watch the movies, but i do love jenny's videos, so this is the perfect comment for me
As a star wars rube, whenever I hear someone use 'EU' to mean 'Extended Universe' my mind immediately goes to 'European Union' instead.
"I believe there's a precedent in the EU for sith to come back as ghosts." had me shook for a bit, I'm not going to lie.
The same thing came to me. I thought there was some European Union-exclusive Star Wars story involving Sith ghosts.
Lmao that last part made me laugh surprisingly hard.
@@aaaah540 That's actually why the UK voted for Brexit, we didn't like those stories and rejected them as canon in the referendum.
You missed an opportunity to call #11 “Bakku to Jakku”
THE GUN IS GOOD.
@@horacegentleman3296 I kill for Zardoz
Jenny thought about this film roughly 35% more than the writers.
I'd say nearer 100% than 35!!!
Roughly 87% Prankier, too.
No more likes please.
@@Its__Good I was gonna but I’ll leave it
Tedious comment.
Holy shit, she just offhandedly predicted the Palpatine twist without even really thinking about it.
I think they wrote it into the movie with about the same amount of thought devoted
@@jackbrannelly7824 Nice..
Pretty sure that JJ stole this idea from Jenny
@@jackbrannelly7824 "Somehow, Palpatine has returned." Yeah, pretty much.
It was less of a twist and more an asspull
“Flying character.”
“THEY FLY NOW?!!”
They fly now.
They Fly Now!
They fly now!
They fly now.
They fly now?
A lot of your predictions are correct. Especially the ones where you say “It would be stupid, but...”
bartman999 “I want to have faith that episode 9 won’t be stupid...”
@@danielrowson3379 Your faith is misplaced.
I was quoting Jenny, the film is bad.
@@16BitDungeon Neither of those are good. Also, this makes the Last Jedi look like the Empire Strikes Back. I couldn't believe the stupid choices JJ Abrams made throughout this film.
@@16BitDungeon Screw you. First off, it's frankly immature of whoever was at the helm of this movie _glares at JJA_ decided they didn't like TLJ and just shoved it off the table before writing their own story without regard for _the story they were writing a sequel to_ in a way I haven't seen since Love Never Dies. Second, Rose was a solid character who played a pivotal role in Finn's character development, and I've never heard a reason for disliking her that wasn't racist, sexist, or trying to complain about TLJ's themes without discussing anything too eighth-grade-book-reporty.
“You know, like whenever Kylo Ren is redeemed and for whatever reason he doesn’t have his evil lightsaber so Rey has to symbolically throw him her good guy lightsaber.”
JESUS, JENNY.
lmaooo
The Force is strong with this one...
Damn, jenny could probably write a better script for EP IX lol
Yeah, this shit is scary
@@i_dont_know_who_i_am69 That is a very low bar to be honest.
"I don't think they're gonna just retcon that rey's parents are drunken nobodies" :/
also, i bring news from your future self, you very much are not enjoying rey being a palpatine
@@gwen6622 oh God, you're so right
Gwen her parents are still nobodies. I mean they are the son of Palestine yeah, but like they are still basically nobodies
that's so stupid
@@tippingtophat4012 They are not nobodies. Exactly the opposite: 1- they had the genes of Palpatine (the greatest evil wizard there is) 2-They were loving parents that tried to protect their chosen one kid who is being haunted by everyone. They are every "father" trope there could be in a fantasy story.
Edit: I think you were making a joke and i fell for it. Oh well.
I like how "that's just what his hygiene is like right now" ended up being the real answer
I predict that by the end of this year there will be so much Star Wars merch on the bed there will be no space for Jenny to appear on camera, so she'll just be a disembodied voice from off-screen instead
That would probably make production easier.
That should be the middle square
BattleUp Saber But angry CZcamsrs keep telling that no one is buying Star Wars mercy anymore cos everyone now hates Star Wars cow they said so.
@@theshadowdirector People can like the characters, but still hate the movies..... I kind of like BB-8. I did not like the droid in the movie that much. And not every single minute in these last two Star Wars movies were bad anyway. In fact, I pretty much enjoyed Force Awakens quite a bit. Not much wrong in that. Even when people thought Rey to be a bit too much of a Mary Sue (I disagree, but unfortunately the Last Jedi made this thing worse). I didn't like Last Jedi when it comes to 1. the suicide kamikaze and 2. leader wamen not allowing for what is actually a very reasonable alternative plan, 3. Rey accidentally being good at Jedi mind tricks 'copying actions from legends' and 4. the 'slowest-fastest chase scene ever' ridiculousness.
Oh and 5. Snoke dying was a huge mistake and missed opportunity for an epic battle at the end (Star Wars IX). At least Luke Skywalker kind of got a heroic death of sorts. But I wouldn't say it made much sense. It would have been a million times better had Kylo Ren killed Luke. You know, a traditional cut through the waist with Luke becoming a force ghost.
PHeMoX that isn’t enough for some. If they hate the movies then they start cheerleading for everything repeated to them or Disney Star Wars to fail.
CP30 and R2D2 finally get married.
now THAT is what im looking forward too. disney gimme my lgbt robot representation
This is all I never knew I wanted
Droids said gay rights!
FINALLY
They're not?
“She has to symbolically throw Kylo her lightsaber” I think Jenny knew the entire plot and put other random things on there to throw us off
Between this and the Alan Dean Foster fan-fic blog treatment she had all the bases covered.
Jenny seem to know her stuff. And when you know the tropes, you know the tropes.
That Reylo free space was such a power move
But was she wrong?
@@waterlemonandfriends Nope
I'm 100% sure that at the end there will be a big dance scene with a Yoda cameo and a breakdancing Leia
I was more expecting a shrek two style musical were kylo is prince charming
Bingo!
@@GiantArapaima74 It is your duty to write the fanfiction and link it
Announcing the return of the hyperspace hooplah!
Will they be dancing on the grave of the old trilogy?
"Unless they made Rey a Palpatine"
Uh oh
Which would be extremely stupid
I resent your dismissiveness of Watto flying over the Magic Kingdom during a fireworks spectacular
Watto was probably the most coherent character in episodes 1-3. Or the Java juice serving Dax, who is basically Watto with less human trafficking...
@@TomSmith-hu9eh You mean Dexter Jetster? The best character of all of fiction?
Jenny could've never accounted for the fact that Rose just got written out almost entirely
i see your "C3PO dying" prediction and raise you "C3PO dies but is shown in a post credits scene being repaired by Good Guy Kylo"
Now THAT rhymes!
as long as force ghost Anakin is there to help/watch/clap or whatever.
Oh my God, now I actually wanna see that! 😂
No that would make sense Lucasfilm would never do that
Spoiler:
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.She was spot on with it. Even the follow-up about it being fixed right afterward.
Jenny, why don’t you call your Patreon donors The Knights of Jen?
Mistakes like that don't bode well for the bingo card
Are you saying you want her patreon Supporters dead?
Because that’s what happens to knights in Star Wars!
@@nhagan001 No, he's saying that _Jenny_ wants her Patreon supporters dead.
@@ThreadBomb .....am I subtly being told to kill somebody and I was unaware!?!?!?!?
@@nhagan001 If you watch Memory Hole you will UNDERSTAND
came here to right after seeing TROS and holy shit
I hope she posts an update soon
It's like she's psychic
Same.
This aged well
Brendan Guyre despite not getting a bingo but she still did a good job
My fight or flight instinct is bothered by the fact that Jenny isn't safely in a corner. I feel like enemies could approach from any angle.
With lightsabers....
Don't worry, she's got her whole clique behind her.
That giant Porg is on lookout, she's safe
@@Kj16V *SQWAAAD*
Nobody puts Jenny in a corner.
Broke: c3p0 dies
Woke: c3p0 has a heel turn and has to be killed
Bespoke: palpatine possesses c3p0 and c3p0 sacrifices himself by throwing his droid body off a balcony
into lava or molten metal or a plasma arc or something. Or we could just do the bottomless pit again... classic!
Snoke: C3P0 was actually Darth Plagueis all along and Anakin built him while under the influence of the Dark Side (remember that it is implied Plagueis created Anakin through midichlorian manipulation) to house his Sith essence.
Just wait until Denis Villeneuve gets around to making "Children of Dune."
"I don't believe they will kill Leia offscreen". Yeah, even worse, she died from Trying Too Much.
I disagree with her in the post-E9 video that Leia should've never died. She's dead IRL, so if they continue the franchise (which I'm really hoping they don't do without a hard reboot), just how is that going to work? Only hearing of her off screen? Using some more already-filmed footage? All that's just weak. She pretty much had to die.
I think what the movie tried to do, is something that sounds cool but it isn't (because it takes agency from every character). Leia is doing everything behind the scenes, pulling the strings. She saved Rey, so Rey could stab and then save Ben; then Leia gave Ben a vision of Han, so Ben could help Rey and be reedemed, so Rey could fight Palpatine, so all the jedi help Rey, so Ben saves Rey and dies a good jedi turning one with the force. And then Leia turns one with the Force. This was Leia's movie.
So, she manipulated and used everyone as she saw fit. Like, lying Rey about Palpatine.
Lando brings all the ships, Leia beats the emperor; Luke grabs Rey gives her a ship and beings her to Palpatine. This is how i saw it.
Well, we know that a lethal allergy to sadness runs in her family genes.
Ladies do that sometimes
It's awkward and best, but it turns really gross when you learn about Carrie Fisher's real life struggles with addiction and it just feels really uncomfortable how they killed her character through some kind of "force overdose"
I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALREADY GOT THE CONJOINED LIGHTSABER THING CORRECT.
OH SNAP
And Rey *does* learn something important from the ghost of Palpatine: fashion.
Came here to say that LMAOOOO I cant wait for it to come out purely to see how right jenny is
molly mac I think Jenny’s onto something with Palpatine; the new trailer has her in a sith cloak
@@Elohist2009 she can change him.
the thing that has me most excited for episode ix is the dark moon rising sequel
Hahaha, that's a good one.
Jass Baylar is the one who will wear Kylo Ren's helmet.
The one thing I want most is to have characters from Dark Moon Rising just randomly show up in the actual movie
@@stevenyukabacera160 Jass just standing in the background looking confused.
Idk what black moon rising is but I'm thinking of bad moon rising
"I'll just put reylo" my God you're a clairvoyant.
Who could've seen it coming!
I like how almost none of the points on the bingo card are correct, but a lot of the side points or the "well it would be silly if they did this..." points *are*.
The "slug is friend" square was kind of right, probably that subterranean slug monster who Rey heals is probably like "what a nice lady, I hope she comes back to visit"
Jenny Nicholson appears in Episode IX and has a full monologue, video style. Right from her bedroom. And then the movie continues like nothing happened
Vilified in the form of....a numbered list!
I swear this happened when I watched last Jedi on blue ray
...or a pedo, I hear they're doing that now. Nothing is safe.
And then, whenever another character asks about Jenny's Aladdin-related Star Wars theories, she can just direct them to her video, and the movie can continue.
I'm gonna drink a shot Everytime that she's wrong, that way I don't die from alcohol poisoning from how right she is.
I am so unimaginably shocked she predicted the Palpatine thing
Already after TFA there was speculation about that because of Rey's fighting style at the end and the music used for that sequence. Also it leaked some months ago
@@matiasklecha1060 I've heard the thing about her fighting style... But I don't get it. Is it just because she uses thrusts?
@@dustinakadustin image.insider.com/5dfb8fb3954bda2b383ecfb4?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp
@@matiasklecha1060 yeah that's literally nothing. Cool images but that is a stretch.
@@matiasklecha1060 There was speculations about everything after Episode7. And it stilles make no sense.
SLUG IS FRIEND!!!!
Was the slug even in the movie?
I predict, Jenny will meet Oscar Isaac at a fan event and it will be really awkward for both of them.
Who?
@@Mngalahad the actor who plays Poe dameron
Oscar Isaac is actually one of Jenny's hugest fans and hugs his porg pillow in excitement while watching her newest video. He ugly cries after this one and refuses to do any Star Wars reshoots.
@@indiciaobscure He also cried hard at that "Who?" comment above. 🙁 Poor man
Mngalahad that’s show business
*Kylo in a space hospital after fighting the knights of ren- I have no people
Space nurse droid- ah yes, Ben S o l o
@@ULTRAOutdoorsman Ben Patricideo
"an arm is traditional for his family" is one of the funniest statements about the sw universe ever. thank you.
black moon rising really did predict a lot
Oh hai, I'm a fan!
My favorite line spoken in the Last Jedi- "I'll see you around in episode 9 when I return as a force ghost!!"
Suggestions for 3PO's death scene:
1. Rey force-tosses him into Kylo like an empty crate
2. He's individually targeted and shot by a 4th, actually star-sized, Deathstar.
3. Destroyed in coca-cola-thermal-detonator spill
27DJMA 4. He spontaneously explodes into a pile of legos with a childish scream, like in the hit video game series LEGO Star Wars
5. Dies while hyperspace jumping the Falcon into Hux. Not Hux on a ship. Just Hux.
6: The Emporer's force ghost posseses 3PO, an act of spite toward his former apprentice. An unending dark age of Sith droid overlords follows
No joke, I nearly choked when Rey pulled out that backpack with the dagger on the water planet. How do you do it, Jenny???
“Unless the made Rey a Palpatine, which would be extremely stupid”
You were right. It was extremely stupid
Excuse me, I’d pay thousands to see a plastic model Watto fly cat-cam style over a crowd of bewildered Disney fans
Luke's ghost finally goes to Tosche Station to get some power converters.
Now that joke was a long time coming!
On needing a flying character: "I'd say Boba Fett, but he's a BIG MAN". Nice call-back to 'Trigger Warning' book review.
He's ready for violence
boba fett is very rubenesque
@@furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 underrated contribution
Good-sized indeed
"I think it's thematically important that Rey comes from nowhere" that sums up my dissatisfaction with episode 9 :/
If they have Star Wars Ghost Adventures, they need the guy who walks into the ruins of the Death Star and explains every single haunting as natural causes in a bored manner.
The door was not. installed. properly.
My friends after the TROS trailer: omg Palps is back from the dead!!1!1!
Me, channeling my inner Brian: now there's a perfectly logical explanation for this...
@@taylorinmon9323
Me: "Who *says* he's coming back? They didn't even actually show him! That cackle was a canned recording from Return of the Jedi!"
I'm still predicting he's actually only going to be in a flashback and the trailers are just jerking around all those fan theorists the same as they did last time.
@@Riprake that would make the fandom even more angry with Disney's ST than they are now. While it's possible, they need to build credibility, and that would be really mean XD Funny, yes, but mean
@@taylorinmon9323 Despite what some fans pretend, they'd be insulted if the trailers made the movie too predictable. The whole point of making these trailers is to misdirect viewers into coming up with plausible explanations for what they're seeing that fail to predict the actual plot twists. In turn, the point of watching these trailers is exercising your intellect by seeing whether you can outsmart the editors who compiled them to guess the actual plot twists before you go to see the movie.
That Palpatine is going to be returning in the present in some form is a very plausible and popular explanation for having that recording of him cackling at the end of the first trailer... which is precisely why I'm predicting he won't. That's also why I'm predicting that "Skywalker" is not going to be the name of a new faction of Force users (Jedi or otherwise) and that Rey is not going to be turning evil even in a vision. These plausible explanations are just what the people who compiled those trailers *want* us to think.
Kylo grows and shaves a goatee to show his redemption.
Maybe it's revealed that he's descended from senator bibble, or whatever his name was.
God I hope he has a goatee
kylo actually just starts dressing exactly like Guy Fieri
is that a peep show reference
@@basedchimera5859 No I've never seen it. It's just a cliche the bad guy has a goatee. Like evil Spock in Star Trek. Plus I think it would look cool.
Great list, but you missed "gratuitously topless Adam Driver".
I’m hoping for less clothes. First movie, he shows Rey his face dramatically. Second movie, shows Rey his wonderful chest. Third movie, shows Rey his meaty legs which is significant because then they get cut off.
That’s the free space
"Do you have something... a cowl you can put on?"
I'm hoping he rocks the glittery gold crop top.
Ben Swolo
“#16 Kylo lives” JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH MEEEE BURRNNNN
literally crying with laughter at the thought of watto soaring over disneyland. thank you for blessing me with this (somehow very cursed) image
AAAAAA
Using a Kylux video, including the music, and not acknowledging it in any way is such a power move
I knew it...
That’s from the fancam Jenny mentioned on twitter.
That song was ruined for me by a Rick & Morty cosplay video.
Zack Parks I didn’t need to know that existed tho
She literally does acknowledge it tho.
“I want to have faith that episode ix won’t be stupid...”
Oh. Oh, Jenny, no...
Riley O - This retrospective view of Jenny’s progression toward her eventual confrontation with the mess of TROS is actually quite saddening.
@@ColdHawk It is a more emotional character arc than Rey in Episode 9.
I'm only just watching this after the movie. Rey's parentage... oh dear
Cloe Gemmel Same
@@danielrowson3379 Same
Hah, I've got you beat. I'm watching this _after watching Jenny's main Episode IX video._
...There's a prize, right?
I predict that, much like the critically acclaimed novel "Black Moon Rising", the movie will include a scene of Kylo Ren taking Rey's power in a way that isn't properly explained.
I NEED YOU TO TAKE MY ENERGY
And a bloodhorse, obviously.
"An arm would be traditional for his family, but a leg would be a nice shake up."
Jenny, please never ever change.
Didn't anakin loose at least one of each?
I'd like to see some discussion of what qualifies as verification of these various predictions coming true.
For example: if Kylo Ren ends up bleeding to death while cradled in Rey's arms, but first repents of all the trouble he caused his friends and family (and the rest of the galaxy), acknowledges himself to be Ben Solo, and kisses Rey goodbye right before he croaks, that obviously verifies Jenny's prediction of his redemption; but does that also count as a verification of her "Reylo" prediction on her card's free space?
Eh, she should definitely change.
Why?
@@Riprake time travel?
Jenny: "a flying character"
Poe and Finn: "THEY FLY NOW?!" 😂
The thing that is especially stupid about Rey Palpatine is that you could take it out of the movie entirely and it would make zero difference
I think what a lot of people don't understand is this trilogy isn't about Rey, just like the first three films aren't about Luke, they're about Darth Vader. Even though Rey is the protagonist, these films are supposed to echo IV, V, and VI, in that they are really about the redemption of Kylo Ren.
@@NoJusticeNoPeace If only they had delivered that in a satisfactory manner
@@NoJusticeNoPeace
What should have happened:
Prequels: Obi-Wan's Story, wherein we learn about Anakin's Origins.
Originals: Luke's Story, wherein we learn about Anakin's Redemption.
Sequels: Rey's Story (IMHO, it should be Finn's Story) wherein we learn about Anakin's Legacy.
I lost it at "An arm is traditional for his family but a leg would be a nice shake up"
You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in, and SOMEONE CHOPS IT OFF
I predict that Hux's character will only be used to make pg13 jokes about Reylo and then killed by an explosion
Definitely.
My prediction is that Kylo Ren will Force Choke him to death. One way or the other, though, I'm counting on Hux getting killed for his insubordination. Unlike Snoke, Kylo Ren doesn't tolerate disobedient minions.
Well I hope so. There's only place for one bad guy.
Apparently he becomes a mole.
That would have been hilarious XD
Is the Poe Dameron hate character based, or derived from some twisted jealousy due to your love of BB-8?
In my ideal world, we get Rey Palpatine: Paranormal Home Inspector where she and papa Palpatine go on ghostbusting adventures.
Fuzzy Barbarian is Palpatine the carnie psychic in this scenario?
@@SwitchelSweets absolutely 😂
@@SwitchelSweetsYeah. Palpatine will say something mystical about the Force, like “I am feeling a … dark presence.” and then Rey, rolling out from under a machine with motor oil on her face, will say “Here’s the problem right here - this power convertor was installed incorrectly.”
"The shirt I'm wearing of Rey and Kylo Ren fighting the praetorian guards in the throne room, but everybody's a horse."
*what*
That ridiculous. Horses don’t exist.
Only large bunny-eared running things. No horses.
Hey algorithm! I am very engaged by this content creator!
Algorithm: "Oh! Well here's an album from a 1970's Portuguese fusion rock band! Enjoy!"
Seconded. With many words in my reply in case it is a complicated algorithm.
I too am engaged!
is this some sort of out of season april fools joke from you tube?
i, as well, am engaged and enjoying this content creator.
"I don't really care anymore who loses a limb."
-Jenny Nicholson, on Star Wars Land
That's the line she said to the parents of a kid at that Disney petting zoo she worked at. Curiously enough, it got closed down a mere week afterwards...
Jenny is force sensitive and had visions of the double detachable lightsaber. IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION. She just gets some predictions wrong so she can be a low key Jedi, but I'm on to her.
Maybe she gets funding from Disney to drum up excitement while also getting a bump in viewers with her inside information
Are you sure she isn't a Grey or a Sith?
Well no double detachable lightsaber in this film but it's in fallen order and is definitely my favourite lightsaber style.
Patches2point0 Lol, they wouldn’t even invite her to their boring Star Wars land at Disneyland.
@@dustinakadustin I watched this video for the first time after I’d just finished Fallen Order
"The shirt I'm wearing of Rey and Kylo Ren fighting the praetorian guards in the throne room, but everybody's a horse"
First stage: Disney animated films
Second stage: Disney 'live action' remakes
Third stage: Disney all-horse remakes.
Hendiatetris The Horse King, The Little Horse, Horse and the Beast, Brother Horse, Horse and Stitch, Horse Story, Horse and the Hound, The Jungle Horse, Sleeping Horse, The Great Horse Detective, Horse Planet,
Don’t say it out loud they might hear you and definitely do it on Disney jr
+Hendiatetris - You are right -and THIS is how civilizations crumble.... The rot starts in the art.
Fourth stage: live action horse remake
@@frogwhisperer2067 beyond beautiful, thank you for your dedication
I'm banking on a bunch of force ghosts showing up. Like a dead, space Greek chorus.
Like the ancestors at the beginning of Mulan...
Sara Ridge i came here to say this but you said it first
Bonus if they all hang out in a jedi cemetery ala Mulan and provide sage wisdom
You talking about Rey possibly throwing Rose a lightsaber and there being a big Rose reveal hurt so much after seeing that dumpster fire.
Rose deserved so much more QwQ
Besides the obvious, she also predicted Rey using Force Lighting, Rey going to the wreckage of the Death Star WITH HER FRIENDS, and the Kylo Ren good guy lightsaber thing.
"MY NAME IS REY AND I NEVER BELIEVED IN GHOSTS UNTIL I LEARNED TO DO LIGHTNING MAGIC FROM ONE"
"3-CPO has had a good run. But it's time for him to die" man that delivery killed me.
Well,
I came here after reading Jenny’s twitter threads and now I’m dreading the reaction video. This is gonna be BRUTAL
"unless they made Rey a Palpatine" 👀
22:10 I was so blindsided by the kylux suggested video that I blacked out for the last 14 seconds of the video
Same! I had to replay the ending because I wasn't listening to her at all
It's the 26th prediction.
jenny's bed is in the middle of the room. she is an adult now.
Need a big wide bed to share with Giant Porg.
I never realized that's a thing but you're right. When you're a kid, you need to maximize space, but when you have a whole home to put your things in, your bed can have its own room.
Bruce Wayne r/woooooosh
Leia on a Zipline, flying over the castle.
Jenny, I *might* have actually printed out a bingo sheet, filled it in, brought it with me to the theater, and then sat in my seat crossing off what I got right as the credits rolled. I almost got a bingo!
I love the fact that in the Star Wars universe that we consider someone coming back as a *GHOST* to be the least stupid alternative 😂
Honestly, the usage of force ghosts in Star Wars is one of the most well-handled bits, somehow. Obi-Wan's voice in the original, his confession in ESB, the appearance of all three ghosts at the end of RotJ, Yoda's appearance in Last Jedi - these are some of the best scenes in Star Wars, despite it not really being a concept that should work in parallel with spaceships and blasters.
@@roguishpaladin It is a fantasy. Whatever works to tell the story, goes.
I hope Plo Koon comes in and saves everyone at the end, then leaves everyone like “Who was that guy?”
Rest in peace coolest Prequel jedi.
Ooh boy some of this is...
... some of this is a little painful to hear now that the movie's out...
Hoo boy... I am... I am so sorry to Past Jenny, Past Me, and anyone else who walked out of the theatre feeling the same way I did.
You thought it was BB-8
BUT IT WAS ME, D-0!
Oh no the I fell over
KONO DROIDO DA
best comment
Kono D-O da!
Aren't you forgetting that R2-D2 can fly? I guess I don't blame you, because even the movies have.
The least memorable scene in movie history.
Or maybe since he didn't fly in the Original Trilogy and hasn't yet in the Sequel Trilogy, he can't anymore for some reason.
@@floyd2386 I think the lore reason is that his thrusters or something necessary for flight broke and the company that manufactures R2 units went of business between the prequel and original trilogy. Of course, it doesn't make sense that there'd be no other person or group who could just fix it themselves, but whatever.
That actually something I won't forget, I played the Lego starwars games and R2 could fly over open spaces
Leia can fly too
I predict that, not only will C3PO make a big final sacrifice, but that his final words will be "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Or "Master...... Luke?"
@@dustinb8781 Oh that's too tragic! Stop!
"I'm done for. No, really. The odds against my survival are 3,785,092,774 to--"
"If Palpatine is alive I'd like to see him thrown off another balcony."
If Kylo Ren had done at the start of the movie this film could have been so much better.
This makes me want to see a Star Wars parody where Palpatine comes back a second time, to which Kylo or someone immediately throws him off a balcony, saying, "no, that's stupid... he's dead."
@@PoochieCollins Which raises the question why Kylo did not kill him when he hat the oppertunity in Episode 9?
Palatine falling down a conduit over Disneyland
and funnier
So go ahead and check off that double bladed lightsaber space everyone :).
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell....
Jenny's love for redemption arcs is almost as strong as my love for her Star Wars videos.
I'm also really happy she did this again as I've had my Prediction Bingo done for about 3 weeks now and some of hers are pretty similar lmao
Got any juicy ones?
I agreed with Jenny about:
-Anakin Force ghost cameo
-Millennium Falcon destroyed
-CGI Leia (helps turn Kylo good)
-Kylo redemption arc
-Reiteration of Rey's parents being no one important
-Heroic Poe self sacrifice death
I also have:
-BB-8 "death" fake-out scene
-Weird jarring snake reference
-DJ redemption arc
-Shoehorned porg scene
-New, barely relevant evil droid
-Luke force ghost cameo
-Knights of Ren all die almost immediately
-Rose dies
-I just wrote Hoth in a square and I can't remember why lmao
-My free space was "Finn kills Kylo" just for shits and giggles
-11th hour Hux "redemption"
-Several jarring flashback scenes
-Awkward Rey romance (probably, unfortunately, with Kylo)
-Unsatisfying comedic Hux death
Etc
Just like her first prediction Bingo video, I added some that I think are funny, stupid, outlandish, boring, etc just to make it interesting. I hope Rose and Poe don't die and Hux stays evil but I thought they'd be interesting "predictions" lol
I actually forgot that C3PO existed while I was making my predictions so... there's that.
I made mine from even before the first teaser and I agree!
Is it just me or do only male characters seem to get redemption arcs?
I barely care about star wars I just love listening to you explain things I don't understand
Me too
i unfortunately care a lot about star wars but i empathize with all these comments because i also love listening to jenny talk about things i don’t understand but also sometimes things i don’t care about i still understand
I about busted a gut when I thought of Watto flying over Cinderella's Castle in Disney World...
don't you mean a nut? 😏
Now I'm hoping Rey meets ghost Palpatine and learns the tragedy of Darth Plageis the Wise.
Very good point. I mean, it’s not the kind of thing you’d learn from a Jedi. 🤷🏻♀️
Not a ghost.
This was funny 9 months ago but it's not anymore...
@@alyssaolson7964 It makes me sad.
the kylux love the way you lie AMV popping up at the end made me go absolutely insane
but you love the way it hurts
Jenny is a Force Ghost in Episode IX and redeems Kylo Ren by herself and officiates the Reylo wedding
Episode eleven? goodness!
Millor whoops typo fixed that
Oh boy. I can't wait to see what Jenny thinks after seeing the movie.
She's been going off on Twitter about it, and she hated it.
@@peterk.9571 I'm glad she is in agreement with me then lol
It's going live soon
@@zonedout6432 When?
@@peterk.9571 it's being uploaded/processed rn, and it's over two hours. So we'll see
After watching the movie, first thing I did was revisiting this video. I can't even