Oh no! The Rise of Skywalker was real bad :(
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- čas přidán 28. 12. 2019
- It wasn’t a good movie.
Click your favorite thing that ended up not mattering in Episode IX:
Most of the visuals from Rey’s force vision in TFA / jennynicholson
The entire character of Hux / jennyenicholson
The Knights of Ren / progamerjenny
Poe’s arc in the second movie / spider_jewel
The literal or symbolic implications of the skywalker saber breaking clean in half, including its kyber crystal, when a slightly cracked kyber crystal is the reason Kylo Ren’s blade is extremely volatile and a kyber crystal/saber is typically a symbol for the soul of the character it belongs to / spiderjewel
Rey’s happiness / jennynicholsonvids - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Rey's parents sold her to one direction
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@@annie7716 Agreed
Star Wars's parents sold it to Disney, just like Billy Ray Cyrus.
During The Purge.
If i wasnt in a roo with other people i would have screamed from laughter at this comment
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey'd shadow legends is a hot new mobile gaming experience..."
😂
This deserves more likes 😂
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Marley Chinn They had two chances to do this in the movie.
The force is stored in the balls.
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"I don't have a family... I'm alone."
"Rey Solo, then"
Full circle.
Underrated call back
Still a better line than the movie
I would have liked that WAYY more than the actual line lol
That actually would suck but not as much as in the actual movie 'Rey Skywalker'
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
Smiles to the distance
“Rey Rey Abrams”
Sister of Jar Jar
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
Smiles to the distance
"Rey STAR WARS™"
She should have just farted loudly as a response.
@@sabizos5897 *end credits roll music plays*
Rey Mysterio (booyaka booyaka)
Palpatine was able to intercept the force connection between Rey and Kylo, but thanks to Nord VPN you don't have to worry about anyone stealing your force connection
*Ford VPN
sorry
Hahahaha 🤣
Omg 😂
weve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
HAHAHAHAHAHA , ben, BEN is that you?
This video is confusing; you should have opened with a shot of you leaving your spaceship, so we would know how you got there.
This actually wouldn't work because Jenny popped into existence in her room along with her giant porg
@@ashikjaman1940 I guess you’re not a True Fan because Jenny has a video of her going to get her giant porg.
@@charlesherbig4502 those are lies being sold by Big Jenny for views
@@ashikjaman1940 You sound like one of those people who believes all kinds of conspiracy theories about the Military-Jenny-Industrial Complex.
You two should just kiss and get it over with.
1:02:31 ”The worst thing a franchise ending can do is make you feel kind of stupid and embaressed for being so excited about it in the first place.” is a really powerful line
Legit. Definitely applies to Game of Thrones. I can't even watch earlier seasons because I know what idiocy it all leads to :(
I think we witnessed the end to "The Millennial Falcon"
@@TheAussiePencil so true! I used to love it and now I can barely stand thinking about it. There are some shows that get bad in later seasons and you just tell people to stop after season XYZ. But GoT fucked up so royaly that it taints even the good seasons.
The only thing this movie made me feel was insulted. That they thought any viewer would be stupid enough to enjoy this vapid slop.
I guess they were ultimately right though, there are still legions of weirdos who endlessly hate on TLJ with incoherent reasons (like saying Rian ruined Luke's character as if he wasn't going down the logical continuation of what was set up in TFA) and praise RoS.
As someone who watched both Star Wars and GoT, it was a double gut punch having both series end like that within only a few months. Big enough that I haven't really gone back to watching anything in any of the fantasy subgenres since.
Rey naming herself Skywalker definitely feels like they picked the title of the movie first and got all the way through the script before realizing that "Rise of Skywalker" had nothing to do with anything that had happened
Indeed. Studio Board meeting "Hey guys, a bunch of SW nerds on twitter are complaining that The Last Jedi made luke into a flawed wimp, and now any old joe can be a jedi now! What about the freakin' midichlorians?! We need to bring things back Old School style!" "I Got it. We need to put "Skywalker" in the title!" "Yep, that'll attract those fans that are in fact only a small visible demographic of the true SW fanbase that we actually shouldn't care so much about."
Well the same thing happened in Phantom Menace so the series has a record of it.
@@weneedaladder8384 Phantom Menace pretty clearly refers to the Sith running things behind the scenes but not properly revealing themselves until the end of the movie. A more accurate comparison would probably be The Force Awakens, a film wherein the Force does not, at any point, awaken. Because, uh, that's not how the Force works.
The last Skywalker, Ben Solo rises out of the pit to save Rey. Palpatine says himself that Ben is the last Skywalker btw. That's partly what the title refers to.
its um... stylistically designed to be that way? 😆
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
*Rey looks away for a rude amount of time and the lady walks away uninterested in hearing her finish*
I was seriously hoping this would happen and disappointed that it didn't.
Kevin Eontrainer lol
@@KevinEontrainer381 using the "r" word, even in pun form, is gross and you should do better.
I was waiting for them to sneak in a title call-out, and I was heartbroken that she didn't reply '...Rey Star Wars.'
@@ctkachuk08 We shouldn't use puns. Puns are hurtful. And emotionally we're all children now.
_"It's not much, but it's honest work."_
- Palpatine, tending to his Snoke farm.
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After every youtube video I put on my hazmat suit and descend into the comments, and I always leave wondering why.
This, this is why.
Underrated comment... Made me laugh loud for a solid minute.
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Finn has:
1) An implied crush on Rey.
2) A shared kiss with Rose.
3) A continuous dynamic with Poe.
4) A kindred soul in Jannah.
Finn ends up with no one.
Honestly, I'm someone who believes that films can and SHOULD end without a "Big Damn Kiss". But when a character's arc is built around making connections and deciding who he's going to be, and that identity is intrinsically linked to MULTIPLE people, then this arc is incomplete.
Incel Finn
Well we got two lesbians kissing, totally not out of place at all with the complete lack of romance in the rest of the film.
@@MrRyan-wu4jx It was a 2 second cutaway. That way it's super easy for Disney to cut the scene from overseas markets.
Disney hired a bus load of writers and directors who had no unified vision and they passed Star Wars around like a Tijuana hooker. Of course they left loose ends.
W Rizz
"Why did he make more Snokes? What will they do for him at this point?"
Ah, my child. You can never have too many Snokes on hand, just in case. My mother always used to say, that a Snoke in the hand is worth two in the bush, and not to put all your Snokes in one basket.
Momma always said life was like a jar of Snokes, you never know what your gonna get
My mom used to send me to gas station when she ran outta Snokes.
@@WritesMethis makes me imagine snokes grown from little capsules like foam dinosaurs
You could say he was a "chain Snoke-er."
I could've sworn endless Palpetine clones were a plot point in the old EU, and it was as dumb then as it is now, but I could be misremembering.
Rey enters Tosche Station
Rey: "I'm here to pick up some power converters"
Station Clerk: "Name on the order?"
Rey: "Skywalker."
Luke Force Ghost: **Thumbs Up**
Ending that finally resolves the power converters and supports small business and keeps the cringe.
If I could give you worthless Reddit points for this comment I would
And then the walking bassline from Seinfeld plays.
Tosche station kept those converters for 50 years. Best customer service ever
Can uncle owen and aunt beru be force ghosts as well
This is canon.
Anakin's lightsaber was buried in sand, the final roast.
This deserves each and every like.
C O A R S E AND R O U G H AND IT G E T S E V E R Y W H E R E
Daughter Of Frankenstein anakin be screaming no forever now
Daughter Of Frankenstein Oh god. I just realized that that!
Ethan Alfonso - Anakin was a bit of a whiner, wasn’t he?
If it was a transport ship that was identical to the one chewie was on, then that means it was a prisoner transport ship. Meaning Rey definitely still killed innocent prisoners
Yeah, but only one of them had an established & named character, so the statistics stands on that
Tbf other than chewie it seems like the first order didn’t succeed in capturing anyone and I doubt they were hauling around prisoners from a previous mission
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@@Cdr2002Then why did they need two prisoner transports?
@@ArtyomPlatonev oh I dunno, I ain’t a defender for the movie lmao I know it’s not that good. The real reason is the story needed a fakeout. If I had to stretch for a headcanon id say their prisoner transport ships and troop transports are of a fundamentally similar design and cross-compatible function
Hux's motivation for being a spy should have been that he was a spy the entire time since TFA. He could have been like "Did you really think I was that incompetent?" and Finn and Po could have said at the same time, "....YES!"
Honestly would help me feel better about the silly banter and borderline "your mom" jokes that TLJ opened with. Knowing he is intentionally going easy to slow the FO feels plausible when he humored the dialog like that.
In all honesty this movies follow the recent trend in cinema of playing everything as a joke, like "Haha Hux hates his boss so he betrayed the faction on which he believed his entire life and jeopardized an entire war just to remove him"
@@josepablobonillajimenez6297 "Haha Hux is okay with the First Order losing despite the fact that he gave the screaming speech before blowing up multiple planets with a super weapon meaning he will DEFINITELY be put up against a wall and shot if the First Order loses the war"
i thought it was pretty funny that they were just like "he's a silly sod now" and then immediately killed him and replaced him with an identical character. that whole movie was a fucking circus.
@@Geothesponge111 ever notice how he looks like he is about to cry after that speech? What if it's because he doesn't believe it, doesn't want it, but he has to do it to stay in position?
Stranger: “Who are you?”
Rey, surrounded by her resistance friends: “I’m Rey... Rey-sistance”
That's very Poe-etic.
I hope we're Finn-ished here.
Rey: I am a Skywalker (furthering the legacy)
Also Rey: *buries the skywalkers lightsabers* (ending the legacy)
Me: what
@@Bustaperizm We were as soon as Skywalker a-Rose.
What the Hux is wrong with you people?
“Rey, honey. Your parents just left in a blue Honda Civic. It’s not the same one.”
They both left to get some green milk twenty years ago, and haven't come back.
Looked like a Pinto to me.
Heck, *I* have an old (2007) blue Honda Civic, and that make and model really doesn't change its appearance much from year to year. I regularly see others just like it in parking lots almost everywhere I go.
@@commandercaptain4664 Ah, the car with that one fundamental flaw. Classic Star Wars.
I had a blue Honda Civic once.
It was a distress purchase, from Gumtree, when my previous car extremely broke down mid-journey in Glasgow.
"Bulletproof engine" crowed the listing, but the engine was a colander for distributing oil onto the road.
Scrapped it a few months later…
the retcon with rey’s parents made me irrationally angry
Same here.
Every single time I see the soldier reach out and rub the ground, put it in his mouth and then spitting it out and saying "Salt".
It makes my head want to explode...
Nah that anger is completely rational
Funny that you call JJ a toddler for upending the previous movie. He was just inspired by previous toddler Rian Johnson. He talked about this in pre-release interviews, being inspired by Rian's "sod it" attitude. Also kind of hard to think Kylo was telling the truth when he told her she "had no place in the story" and she is literally the most important person in the trilogy. I think you just have some irrational attachment to Reylo.@@holographicwing
@@phonepunk7888what did Rian “upend” besides killing off Snoke in favor of the more interesting villain lol? I guess having the main three characters split up?
I would've loved a back and forth between Kylo and Rey where they keep healing eachother, dying, and then re healing eachother, dying, and so on so forth.
That would’ve been more entertaining than the dog crap ending we got
The ultimate No U Championship
That's what supernatural did
until it just sort of....ends
My favourite part of the movie was when Palpatine ruined his own plan by telling Rey the entire thing
The writers now, are like "It's supposed to be cheesy..like the OT." However, the OT is only cheesy because it has old fashioned values of heroism imho.
The real secret plan was the one we were told about...openly.
Subverting expectations good, subverting awful tropes bad!
@@Generationrhino Well, if everyone would fucking decide whether they wanted it like the OT or to be its own thing, the writers could settle on something.
Come to think of it, he kinda did that with Luke.
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
Looks off dramatically to the horizon
"Rey Star Wars"
Cousin of Sans Undertale and the Undertale family.
I hope you’re the original person who tweeted this.
Rey Star Wars makes sense. She is pretty much God at this point
Wow its like we both saw the exact same tweet! Lol!!!!! That's so hilarious hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow this is a tweet from twitter dot com how original of you!!
Not so fun fact: Palpatine's return was actually an event that was shown to us as an in game event in Fortnite... That kind of pisses me off.
LMAOOO fortnite tried harder than this movie did
@@jamescarr8196 in light of the recent Avatar the Last Airbender update to Fortnite, I'm annoyed that Fortnite is somehow trying harder than most actual studios when adapting their property.
@@weneedaladder8384THE WHAT
"an era of filmmaking where it seems more important to make sure that the audience doesn't predict what's going to happen over making a satisfying ending"
Subverting expectations indeed
Rey should have said "just Rey" at the end. It's a callback to the beginning when she doesn't know how to answer to the little girl but this time she says it with confidence, showing her journey.
The film would have to be called the rise of Rey, which is actually better.
Stop expecting good writing. That would have been an awesome idea.
@@vasari9198 It could still be the rise of Skywalker, but Kylo is the Skywalker. (I know his name is Solo, but he's Leia's son too and he's a Jedi)
@@francescapatti2934 But Kylo didn’t rise. He literally and figuratively fell. We’re spending way too much time thinking about this! 😀
Just dog? Just dog
Rey should have said “I am the Senate” when that old lady asked who she was
Missed opportunity smh
Or when she said "I'm all the Jedi"
Rey "The Senate Jr." Skywalker
@@sour_peckanmix "I'm every Jedi! It's all in meeeeee! Any duel you want done baby, I'll do it naturally. Oh. Oh. Ohoh."
"It's treason then..."
@@lycanrocx1121 LMFAO 😂😂
The ancient sith knife being exactly lined up with the fresh death star wreckage is beyond hilarious
That entire sequence tho. The death star somehow didnt get atomized even though we saw it happen. The remains of it landed on a random planet instead of floating in space or landing on Endor. The remains magically didnt burn up on entry or disintegrate on impact. The remains didn't shift or move from the insane tidal forces of the ocean it was sitting in for decades. The wreckage wasn't stripped and looted by the resistance even though its invaluable. Rey magically can handle a boat in a squall despite living on a desert forever. And just so much more.
As far as Sith artifacts go, that would be a pretty cool one.
"... pouring your life force into somebody, kissing them, and then falling over dead and vanishing from this plane of existence is also awkward on a first date."
Me, nodding along: Definitely more third or even fourth date material.
Sounds like assault
"I think the worst thing a franchise ending can do is make you feel kind of stupid and embarrassed for being so excited for it in the first place."
Game of Thrones fans relate.
Audrey shout out from the magic the gathering fans too. We just had a big arc end with at least seven main characters being done dirty.
@@pinkwings8036 Oof, you have my condolences.
I was about to write this exact comment and by chance saw this first. It's sad that two legacies came down to this.
Audrey - Knowing the kind of pure joy Jenny derived from Star Wars, that statement is so damn sad. It reminds me of the tragedy of watching someone break a promise to a child and then mock the kid for having been excited by what they were promised. : (
Except the Sequels were bad from the start, but TFA left a chance for a Sequel to repair it's damage, TLJ threw that chance out the window. TROS is just spitting on a dead corpse.
Ah yes, Palpatine the humble Snoke farmer, peacefully tending to his Snokes
I love this.
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
Farming ? Really? A man of your talents?
@@alexbrundage4733 Lol I was just about to say that 😂😂😂
Perfectly balanced, as things should be.
Finn yelling “Ray!” has the same energy as Jon Snow saying “She’s the Queen, I don’t want it” in the last season of GOT
“Muh Quen!”
The way that Han Solo looked at Rey, when she wasn’t looking, had such sadness in it I thought for sure he suspected or outright knew exactly who she was. It didn’t have to be anyone important - a Kenobi or whatever - but imagine if Han knew her parents from his smuggling days or the rebellion and seeing this girl and being like “Okay, Force - I can take a hint.” Imagine if they threw a couple of douchebags in Solo, maybe friends of his, and they talk about their contacts in Jakku or one of them is pregnant or they jokingly offer to sell one of their kids for a whiskey - one of several kids. What if Han knew Rey was a no-one, and knew exactly what neglect had landed her on Jakku and it kills him that she thinks her parents are coming back because she’s clearly a way better person than they ever were? Luke, Leia - they wouldn’t get it because they had loving families, but Han would get it. It sets up the foil way better that Ben Solo is such a tremendous fuck up despite good people parents. But if Rey can choose to be good then so can Ben, and that gives Han hope - enough hope that he got close enough to let Ben kill him. Rey trying to redeem Ben is revealed to be her trying to forgive herself for force-crippling her parents ship or even just freaking them out by manifesting force powers, and Ben points out that she’s not very Jedi of her. That makes Rey doubt herself. Then she has an emotional journey to go through that Luke, guilty over losing Ben to the dark side, can actually help her with or even just be a companion as maybe he’s still working through it. Now you have spiritual stakes.
Hell, she can still be a Kenobi - maybe Obi-Wan’s parents sold him to the Jedi when his force powers manifested, and his siblings never manifested powers, but once one of their kids did they were like “oh shit there’s no Jedi order to dump this kid with and we do not need this kind of attention.”
There, we’ve fixed it in the comments.
beautiful! the fans honestly are blowing jj out of the water, it’s sad.
Excellently rewritten!
Why did this make me cry x.x
I love this
"Nobody important - like a Kenobi or whatever -" 😂lmao that cracked me up
My favorite part was every time Rose showed up and then a hook appeared and dragged her off-screen like in a Vaudeville show
It hurts so bad to laugh at this. lol
I feel really bad for the actress, she's a victim for Rian Johnson's dumb character....But its was totally hilarious..Everyone's going on an adventure, and the story is like "NO YOU STAY!"
@T Doran Do you always project your racism onto other people like a typical leftist?
@@FullMPTV They're a troll, but I have a feeling you are too. But at least I can laugh at you for taking the bait.
@@FullMPTV Do you like Fortnite just like every other zoomer on the planet, or are you a boomer trying to zoom with the zoomers?
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
Looks away dramatically
“Rey Rey Abrams”
"I'm J J Reybrams"
@@ian_b Rey Rey Reybrams
Rey Rey Binks
You can call him Rey, or you can call him Rey Rey.
@@Amitlu If Rey Rey come round here lookin' for me...you don't go droppin' a dime, do you's?
I absolutely love Jenny’s Palpatine voice. She doesn’t use that voice very often but when she does it’s always hilarious.
Rewatching this video years later, it amazes me how I retained NOTHING from this movie. The story beats you're recounting feel completely new to me.
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Rey”
YES
YES
YES
*Dark'ness
Pretty much, yeah.
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who? Who are your people?"
"I have no people"
"Rey... Solo..."
Seriously this would've made so much sense
Would have been so much better haha! Good job!
I'm Rey...Rey-turn of the Jedi....sigh.
Rey who?
Rey Liota
Dude, I was so ready for that. It woulda been perfect and also made the Solo movie have some vague relevance.
It's crazy to me that I saw this in theaters and after being bombarded with so many stupid things I actually have zero recollection of anything that actually happened
dear evan hansen: anybody has a map?
rise of skywalker: everybody has a map
Oh my god…!😅
The real Star Wars: Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker was the Snokes we cloned along the way.
oh god
am i a snokes
dndboy13 we are all snokes
@@Flatcetera It's Snokes all the way down
Snokes on a plane
The rise of Snokes
the last two movies Palpatine was just standing around on his veranda with a pipe in his mouth watching his crop of Snokes ripening for harvest.
His farm was next to Thanos’s but he ignored Palpatine because the snokes were a very smelly crop
Dr. Krieger?!
Palpatine with a cowboy hat: "That be some good harvestin', yee haw"
It ain't much but it's dishonest work
@@gateauxq4604 "I finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a Snoke-ful universe."
To me the issue with this trilogy is that they had all of these ideas but no idea how to do anything impactful or effective with them. Like they think "maybe we should have a more diverse cast with a female lead" and "maybe a main character is a reformed storm trooper" and "what if Leia and Han's son is turned to the dark side" but they don't think about it further than that. Like Jenny said, it's just a list of things.
Blame the Fandom Menace. Rian Johnson expanded on those ideas. Rey had dark side tendencies and longed for a family, only to find out her parents weren't anyone special. Ren turns more to the dark side and longs to be supreme leader which he ultimately does in TLJ. Finn, while a former storm trooper, still didn't see what the resistance was fighting for until he sees enslaved people often overlooked during the war, and the greedy wealthy who sweep things under the rug. Some really angry fans didn't want to accept these plot developments and Disney caved to shallow nostalgia. If only RJ (who btw was closest in showing us what GL intended for the sequels) had directed the sequels, we would have not gotten a soft reboot of the OT.....if only......
@@sebastianbelcher5354 Yes, it's always the fan's fault.
The knife map is something that would show up in a puzzle in a PS1 or DS game because it would show off/justify the fact that it can use 3D models.
Plus weird puzzles using whatever key items you have are relatively expected in that medium.
Thats an insult to the clever puzzle design of the original playstation games. Example, silent hill. Puzzle items have connections to the lore and inform you about the world while also informing you in a clever way how to solve the puzzle. Rey just straight up happens to be standing in the exact spot she needed to be for the bullshit knife ruler to match and everything works out cause screenwriting is hard.
"Jedi have killed before... it's not always a dark side act." It's worse than that: Jedi have killed PALPATINE before.
The Jedi have like the worst killing skills ever, Napoleon.
@@alexjames7670 They're like my favorite killers.
@@mrdarklight I admit, mine too. But if they had only put uncle Rico in in the fourth quarter . . .
@@alexjames7670 Actually, there's this electrical device you can get online...
@@mrdarklight Lol. It would be awesome to see you and Kip fight with lightsabers, even though he basically has no ninja fighting skills.
"Rey who?"
"Rey, Rey Palpatine,
Jakkus greatest love machine."
I need a parody of this
She was a cat who really was gone
I loved that song.
why? why would you do this to me?
Jakku's (apostrophe)
Leia clutching the medal from the battle of Yavin... that she didn't receive. Like a high school football coach wearing a print overrun t-shirt from the '96 semifinals
Wasn’t that Han’s medal? Wouldn’t a better analogy be a widow clutching her passed husband’s war medals on her deathbed?
I'll never forget I had to use the bathroom during the movie, and when I got back I asked my wife what happened and she said "Oh Chewy was blown up in a space ship but we already know he's fine."
Low-key your funniest line here: "They wanted to protect her, but yes, money did change hands."
Gotta respect that hustle.
I busted out an LOL at "Maybe Po has trouble with object permanence." The verbal gems are consistent throughout.
Ethical human trafficking 😊
@@brianstorm5488 Finn, you mean.
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"I don't have a family"
"So, Rey Solo"
Accurate
amazing!!
Rey thinks of Ben and Han dying and starts crying
This is cursed.
Honestly this would've been better with Jan being like a father figure in the force awakens
Thank you for explaining Finn’s arc from TLJ because I’m sick of people misunderstanding it or saying he doesn’t have one
Like everyone else here, he just has 2/3 of one
@@CNWhatImSaiyanyeah that’s this movie in a nutshell
The Rise of Skywalker is amazing compared to the Last Jedi.
@@joen8529 I heavily disagree
Idk why but I've watched this video like 10 times this year. There's something oddly comforting about it
I listen to it to fall asleep lol
@@mischr13 same. We don't deserve her
Same idk why Ive never even scene the movie but Rise of Skywalker criticism videos are like my youtube junk food.
Jenny: makes a list of silly predictions about the movie
Abrams: “write that down!”
The Js in JJ Abrams secretly stand for Jenny. She did this. She's been Palpatine-ing us this whole time.
@@Retsonine Now I'm picturing a jar stuffed full of of JJ Abrams' just out of camera view. "I MADE JJ."
All the trailers until she makes her prediction videos are just elaborate deepfakes, and the SECOND she drops the vid, the writing process begins.
Deku Bro “Get that girl a contract!”
Maybe Hasbro follows suit and bases My Little Pony G5 on Friendship is Witchcraft.
One planet only exists to make Poe straight
True dat. Lmao.
and a drug dealer.
the power, to be so obviously in love with your friend that the writers invent a whole world to try and deny it
@@pixelpeas3025 ehhhhhh i wasn't surprised
@@SoyBioIogia which is the problem. they did that just to to fulfill racist stereotypes about latino characters. it sucks lmao
I watched it for the first time yesterday. Two third into the movie and I thought that the hate was exaggerated. Not that made the first part good, it’s bad, but not outrageously bad. And then the 3rd act began. I didn’t know a movie could go exponentially bad scene after scene. I was so angry at the end.
I am maybe 15 minutes into your video, and you’re nailing everything that updated me. Notably the rolling text. Thank you, I feel less alone
man the ending of this video always gets me. there's nothing more heartbreaking than taking the passion out of a fan
Yeah that line about being made to feel dumb for having been excited is like a punch to the gut. And I just realized that her 'first' Star Wars Land video came out before this movie and there's been no update since. I genuinely wonder if the absolute disappointment of this movie basically took the wind out of her sails.
One thing I'm shocked no one ever talks about is how stupid it is that kylo gets Luke's lightsaber and rey gets leia's. Rey was following what luke wanted for her, she wanted to be part of Luke's family. Kylo was called back from the dark side by his mother, and he never forgave Luke trying to kill him.
The only reason I see for them getting their repsective lightsaber is because one was a ""boy"" lightsaber and the other was a ""girl"" lightsaber.
(I realize this is 7 months late, but w/e)
Also the amusing notion that Kylo takes up this saber like it's Excalibur, having thrown away his own one. The most notable deeds done pre-ST with that weapon are the crippling of Mace Windu, the summary execution of Count Dooku and the dismemberment of a a room full of children.
THANK YOU
Also i wish they were at least different colors because it was very hard to tell which was which during that scene
@@JohannDakitsch It also didn't help that they were using blue sabers in a very blue place - amusing as Luke's saber was green because Lucas and Marquand realised they were shooting its first appearance against a blue sky and changed the colour for that reason.
Added to that, Kylo's fight with the Knights is pretty incoherent and they're all dudes in black with weapons that don't light up (anyone else find it weird that they didn't get vibro/plasma blades like Snoke's guards?)
I guess, it all comes down to the notion that Leia is a Skywalker. I think what JJ tried to do: Make a story in which Leia Organa accepts herself as a Skywalker. Like, accept Luke as his brother and accepts Vader as someone who was redeemed.
Abrams seemed to be obsessed in closing abandoned storylines from the Original Trilogy, and this probably is one of them. I speculate that there were lots of scenes about Leia coming to terms with her legacy that were left behind. So, Rey does it for her.
TRoS is about Leia (and the Jedi) using Rey as a puppet, so this idea wouldn't be so crazy.
Me: watched Jenny read Foster’s Rey-cyborg fan fiction right before going to see the Rise of Skywalker
The first ten mins of the film: Organa puts a meaningful hand on Rey’s shoulder and says “never underestimate a droid”
Me: No
lmfaoooo
I think you mean Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Also: clones of snoke
Bless this comment and bless you, I was screaming
Yo I felt the exact same
this video is still the only way i've experienced this film and i regret nothing
This video is ten times more entertaining than the actual movie. You’re not missing much
I swear, Palpatine's "reveal" of his plan felt more like a Yu-Gi-Oh villain explaining new card game mechanics as the movie went on for how disconnected everything felt.
"Ah, I came back from the dead thanks to one of my many magic powers."
"Ah, actually, if you kill me, I get your body for some reason."
"Ah, actually, even if *you* don't kill me, the fact that the two of you are in the same room lets me go super-saiyan."
I just had no idea what the hell he was doing at any time
Did people realy watch that stupid show i couldnt even get through the title
Did you maen Naruto
I'm no expert on the EU, so that ending really felt like it came out of left field. You'd think an old man who can be thrown off a cliff wouldn't have taken ten levels in badass just because he's a clone now.
I honestly cannot believe the last line wasn't: "Just Rey." But said contentedly with a smile, in contrast to the last time she said it where it was said with insecurity and a bit of sadness, to symbolize that it doesn't matter anymore who her biological family was (and they sucked harder than could be imagined) because she has a new family with her friends in the resistance and family names don't apply so she can be "just Rey" and it's fine. Like when she paused before answering I was actually feeling a little bit of emotion in anticipation of the line that I was sure had to be coming. Instead what had become the familiar feeling of empty confusion returned, only this time there wasn't a new scene to make me forget the dumb thing that had just happened.
also Finn, Poe, and Rose should've been there too, and the old lady would ask all of them for their full names, and Finn would look over at Poe and say "Finn Dameron."
@@ce7.0 Poe: Ugh, dude! We weren't going to tell them yet!
"Just Rey"
"Just Rey?"
"Just Rey"
I am Rey Resistance.
@@ce7.0 but right before Finn says Dameron, Rose body checks him out to f the way.
"The worst thing a franchise ending can do is make you feel kind of stupid and embarrassed for being so excited about it in the first place." - Jenny Nicholson
I realy felt that :'(
Yea, I saw The Sopranos too.
GoT
That's how I felt about The Last Jedi
@@jared1964 Same. Saw it last night. I want my money back, and I didnt even pay to see it...But I want my money back.
I got flashbacks to the 4th season of Sherlock
I never understood why Rey being naturally gifted needed some big explanation or was like a plot hole. Like, do the people that think that see a child prodigy with perfect pitch or something and demand to know what famous composer they must be secretly related to?
I totally agree. Like, I'm pretty sure the canon has established that some people are just more naturally gifted than others.
Imagine a movie about Mozart where at 6 years old having 0 knowledge about music starts playing the piano flawlessly and embarasses a piano teacher.
It's just silly, the real problem with Rey is that she's pooling tricks that take years to master with absolutely no training whatsoever.
Regardless if she's a prodigy or not her character suffers from this, and instead of explaining that she was trained but they messed her mind to forget or smth they decided to say that just because she's related to palps she can do all that which is even more stupid.
@@jorgeloredo100 the nature of the force as a power is kind of flux in the movies. And seeing as it’s not really a technical skill I’m not sure why a person can’t just be powerful to start with. Like she isn’t perfect, she blows up a ship while trying to pull it which is a technical skill that can be trained. I agree the explanation was bad, that was my point lol but I don’t think it requires some big explanation. She obviously knows how to fight and survive because of a life where she had to take care of and raise herself on Jakku. Fighting is a super technical skill.
@@jorgeloredo100 Well, I personally don't mind it, since this is a fictional movie set in a fictional universe with a fictional magic system. I'm able to believe that some people are just very strong in the force naturally.
And when it comes to the specific instances, I think Rey using the mind trick is okay, since she just learned how to influence minds accidentally by Kylo doing it to her, and I'm also okay with her winning the fight against Kylo, since Kylo was already injured, and Rey had already been shown to be at least somewhat good at fighting.
@@jorgeloredo100 and he is also a great spaceship pilot too , oh and a crack shot with a laser pistol
im so late to this conversation but, I'm really interested in the detail that they designed this futuristic bandage to help heal Kylo's lightsaber wound on his face, which seems to have worked very well...but when Hux is wounded from a blaster shot, he is wearing a simple white bandage and and walking on a stick like he just got thrown out of a cartoon dust cloud brawl.
That high tech bandage probably cost as much as a star destroyer.
It’s because he was ginger 😢
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“RRREEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!”
@Frank Lucas Finn better be careful, or he'll get his head chopped off by Rey.
"Just Rey. I have not people."
"So, Rey... Solo."
"No. NO. HELL NO."
"Rey Solo it is."
"Goddamit."
"Rey. a drop of golden sun!"
Rey: "Rey... Skywalker!"
Me: "That's not how that works! That's not how any of this works!!!"
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rey burying the lightsabers in the desert has the same energy as Luke saying "Aunt Beru" as his dying words
I thought that woman at the work end was going to turn out to be Aunt Beru. She’d be all like, ‘oh yeah, I actually survived. I just never told Luke, for some reason’
@@celebrimborposting9251 The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a message, a sinister delivery of BLUE MILK in the voice of the late AUNT BERU
@@shakespeare4bears run, don't walk, to Darths & Droids, where (spoiler alert) Owen and Beru are canonically alive and amongst the Rebel commandos assaulting the Peace Moon's shield generator on the Endor moon.
So I had Ep 9 spoiled for me ages ago. I read synopsis and commentaries on it, watched videos (including this one!), but only just tonight watched the film first hand. Did all of that predispose me to things? Yes. But I was also catching onto things that people weren't mentioning. The film had a frantic editing style to it, minor details like characters handing objects between each others hands didn't get shown. One minute Rey is holding the knife, then on the camera cut 3P0 is holding it. That sort of minor thing is EVERYWHERE in this film. And then there's the literal copying JJ did of the climaxes of Empire and Return of the Jedi. His idea for 7, 8, and 9 was to repeat 4, 5, and 6 in the big respects. Yikes.
The "your son will die" vs kylo dying issue feels like the sort of problem that happens when a prophecy is introduced into a story before the writer decides how it's going to be resolved, and then several installments later they clumsily try to twist the events to match and it doesnt quite fit. But it sounds like the prophecy is both introduced and resolved in this movie! So when JJ decided how the end was gonna go, why didnt he rewrite the prophecy to fit it better??
"Kill me"
"no"
*Kills him*
*The resistance wins*
what
I think it's because she died at the same time, so his soul was just gone.
@@SailorOrbiter "DAMN IT! The ONE thing I didn't plan for!"
Ah ah ah!
"Hey, JJ, how we end the final fight?"
"Ehm...We can...I don't know...Ehm...Why don't we copy a previous film? It worked so well whit episode seven."
The writers were just incompetent from start to finish, over the whole trilogy, it's astonishing they took so little care of their billion dollar franchise. Anything would do, no quality control, they felt entitled to your money.
She didn't kill him herself, she redirected his force lightning against him, so essentially she forced him to kill himself. I thought it was pretty obvious that's what the writers were going for when I first watched the movie but considering I haven't seen anyone else talk about this interpretation I'm second guessing myself idk
If Kylo had been redeemed earlier in the movie
Finn: You were a Spice Runner?
Poe: And you were a Stormtrooper.
Rey: You were a Spice Runner?
Poe: You were a scavenger.
Ben: You ran spice?
Everyone: *Just looks at Ben*
Sith, Spice and Everything Nice.
Ben: "Look, I only destroyed one planet."
Everyone in the comments section is coming up with better ideas than Abrams.
I know this is a joke but this whole Poe was bad at some point plot line is asinine
@@MicoDossun There are ways to make it work. Basically, it needs to either tie into something meaningful (maybe something about redemption or regret), or it needs to evoke some emotion on its own. In the latter case, laughter is the only plausible emotion, hence the suggestion of a running gag.
I'd suggest putting the Ben punchline at the end of the movie, but whenever you do that, it works okay.
I choked at “the haggling was gauche, and they did spend the money on space tequila”
It's strange how Jenny can make a hour long video about...A. Film. That. Never. Happened. Great work Jenny keep it up. I hope someone someday makes some films set in the Star Wars universe.
Honestly Hux doing everything out of Pure Spite was the funniest part of the movie and an absolute mood
It makes all of my Kylux fanfiction all the more enjoyable
@@JMarchel do they hate fuck? Do you have a link to your work 👀
@@La-PetitMort jesus fuck 😂
@@JMarchel got any Sheev-lo stuff?
@@ozmarichardson6524 I'm not judging but Jesus Christ.
I'd just try browsing ao3, you can filter by pairing
“What’s your name?”
“Rey”
“You’re alone? I guess you’re... Rey Solo.”
That's what I was thinking in that moment!😂
Cambie X
That would have been something.
I wasnt the only one 😂
good one. 👍
This would have made that moment at least a little easier to swallow.
I have watched this video about Rise of Skywalker many more times than I've seen Rise of Skywalker. Happy about that.
Honestly, the ending would’ve been way more impactful if she simply said “Just Rey” at the end. You don’t need to be connected to a bloodline, just be yourself
Fin: "Rey! Rey! Rey! I never told you-"
And then he never did.
It’s a story for another time....
(John Mulaney voice) And then I *didn’t*
He was like Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. - "Mom... Mom... MOM... Mommy... Mommy... Mama... MAMA... Ma... MA..."
This made me laugh more than it should have 🤣
A good question....😑
The "Finn is really bad at object permanence" bit would also reinforce the running joke that stormtroopers can't aim, so it's really a win-win
That should've been a genuine thing they did throughout the movies
@@bobsempletank5362 Finn and Poe at the target practice range would be such a good scene
LMK
@@JustinTheGrey let.. me .. know ??
@@witchflowers6942 I definitely fell asleep with autoplay on and somehow managed to leave this comment. Regardless, I stand by my demands. Just let me know.
The way Jenny says “like a pickle” and it cuts because it sounds like she’s gonna start laughing is the best
Just sad in bed watching your vids again to stave off deeper sads. Thanks for making really great rant/research vids.
Stay strong friend
A friend said it was "Concept Art: The Movie" and that really stuck with me.
The trilogy is the story of one storyboard artist’s desperate attempt to make a series of movies at least visually enjoyable, even when 75% of the rest of production is collapsing in on itself.
Visually great though. .. I have to admit
All the money in the world can't rescue a badly written script.
@@treasurehunter3369 It is, I got a real kick out of the cinematography and the set design As over the top it was, it was enjoyable. Maybe the only reason I enjoyed some of it in hindsight.
That’s so true. It has no depth.
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
**sees the ghosts of the twins**
"Rey Lukenleia"
omg lol amazing comment
@@Dilopho I mean he stole it from the new Rockstars video soooooo
Gross. Saying it out loud, it sounds like "Luke in Leia." They are siblings! Ahhhh!!!
Time for some Alabama jam!
Remember when people would make those couple Facebook accounts? THIS? Yes.
I like to play club music while I play this video and pretend we’re at the club and this girl is yelling everything in my ear over the music
I wouldn’t hate the whole “the dead speak!” thing if it weren’t for the fact that they used Palpatine’s announcement for a Fortnite tie-in instead of in a trailer
i feel like most of the writers for this trilogy forgot that jedi weren't supposed to have families, and like **most** of them never had children and you don't need to be descended from someone to use the force
which is wild because the entire premise of force awakens is that the Force Awakens in a bunch of people who are completely unrelated to it.
and then they forgot.
A-fricken-men
Yeah, I always wonder why people wanted to know who Rey's parents were because they wanted to know why she got her powers. Who are Mace Windu's, Kenobi's or Yoda's parents.
@@bebo2629 Except those characters, you know, TRAINED like Luke to get their powers I imagine. If I'm wrong I stand corrected. Rey was just perfection out of the gate, so the question then is, come on writers throw us a bone here, is there a reason why she's overpowered or is it you're just idiots. Turned out that there was a reason, her Palpatine bloodline (although why did it skip a generation?), AND of course they're also just idiot writers because the whole trilogy is a dumpster fire.
That's why people wanted to know. Then of course TFA kind of thrusts her parents in your face as a mystery box, it does want to suggest here's a question that will get answered along the way, so there's that too, you're primed to wonder who her parents are.
@@WokeBegone How was Rey perfet? She does not win a single fight against an other force user on her own?
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Turnofthejedi."
*"What? Did you say Jimmy Scrambles?"*
Classic
Trixie Mattel voice:
WELCOME TO THE STAGE, REY TURNOFTHEJEDI
OMG!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
You mean Rey Dshadowlegends?
Fin being terrible at object permanence is hilarious, but the bigger issue should be how Rey, the most powerful Jedi ever, didn’t know Chewy wasn’t on that transport when she first saw it, but immediately knew he was on that other transport when she first saw it
I don't get why people call Rey the most powerful Jedi ever?
Where did it imply that?
@@wankertanker1813 kind of written in the powers and other abilities she has, don't you think? If not, though, who do you see as the most powerful?
@@vnikyt Anakin Skywalker, of course.
I'm not a big defender if ep9. Prob my least fave of those new three. It has many issues. Many and more than I thought of mentioned in this video. From bringing back the emperor, to packing too many mini-adventures into a two hr movie.
Some things are petty and/or things we can just laugh about and come up with explanations for what they are as we did with the other movies.
Why did the stormtroopers always miss in OT? Cause emperor had orders to try and funnel certain characters - the protagonists - in a certain direction?
.or, just plot armor. I laugh & go with plot armor 100% of the time.
A much longer response than I would've liked. Sorry.
@@wankertanker1813 you're absolutely right and I stand corrected 👍🏿
@@wankertanker1813 I don't like the movie much as a proper film. But as a hilarious mess, I quite enjoy it lol
i come back to this video every year around christmas time. it’s like therapy
He was a Skywalker and she was a Palpatine. Could I make it any more obvious?
He murdered his dad and she killed his master. What more can i say?
Sk8walker Boi
He wore high pants, and she'd never tell, that she thought Ben wore leather really well...
We're all dating ourselves😂
IM WEAK LMAO
It would have been cool if, at the end, Rey says “Well, I have really enjoyed all the star wars!”
**Rey Skywalker proceeds to sing Katy Perry's "Rise"**
Finn: "Ah! Skywalker! She's rising!" **END CREDITS**
Star War... never changes
I will never understand how JJ Abrams, a man who famously loves Star Wars to the point that he accidentally referred to Star Trek as Star Wars during press tours, films that he made, could bungle the sequel trilogy _so badly_ . Yes, he’s a hack writer; we’ve known that since Lost-I will accept no arguments for otherwise-but as a fan of Star Wars, he knew _nothing_ about the series. Or at the very least he couldn’t plead his case to Disney to actually use real Star Wars trivia. His ability to nostalgia bait his audience wasn’t even good. Just tragic.
BRUH I LOVE LOST
Btw he only wrote the pilot episode of lost
Lines of dialogue Ben Solo says after his redemption
Ben Solo: "Ow"
it is frustrating yes, but maybe that's a good thing, they'd have ruined it with idiotic dialogue like the rest of the movie. They just let Adam do his thing and I think it worked for the best.
He got blasted by Chewies crossbow, something that sends people flying, and grunted.
But that hurt?
@noisyflowers In my theater it was actually when they kissed then he died for no reason
Tomato Melvin There was a reason... Ben didn’t want to commit to a relationship, so he force faded out real quick.
@@CharlieTooHuman dude really said ow and dipped
I can't believe someone actually wrote "they sold you to protect you"
'Gotta protect this kid, might as well make some money doing it!'
Right, because if a galactic evil wizard wanted to kill my daughter, selling her would be my first option as well. Luke? Given to his aunt and uncle. Leia? Given to this rich royal family who always wanted a daughter, on a peaceful planet. Rey? Sold to a junk merchant. Solid plan.
Andrew Deen it sounds like a wattpad fanfic
And why kill the parents if you cant find the grandchild? Wouldn't his son or daughter been able to take the throne?
@@smasher.338 my poor beleaguered brain has only just registered this obvious fact. Yet another nonsense event in the meandering confused mess they have for a 'plot'! 😂😅
14:15 Somebody get Evermore Park on phone about this! These guys have maps!
Palpatine exclaiming to the galaxy "WHAT'S UP, SUCKERS? I'M ALIVE!!!" is the most un-Palpatine like thing ever.
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey-2D2.”
_She was a robot all along..._
"Rey-3PO"
Rey from nowhere
Finally he had something important as an active role in the movie
Cue CSI Miami theme song
I know there's a lot of disagreement about which of the Disney Star Wars movies are good or bad or for what reasons, but at least we can all agree that picking directors for each movie who ACTIVELY DISAGREED with each other on where the overall story should go was an unfathomably bad idea.
Yeah, they should’ve just given someone their own trilogy. Either JJ , Rian, or someone else, idc, just make it one person’s vision.
It’s ultimately what doomed the trilogy, there is no cohesion
they should have just done the correct thing....... gotten m night shyamalan for the last.... "TWIST!"
I get the suspicion it was going to be three different directors total, the third taking the first two and tying it all up, but then TLJ got lambasted by fanboys, Disney got gunshy and brought back Abrams, and we got this mess.
@@The11thEvilEx
As far as I can see, that would have been equivalent to what we got. The issue was the change in directors in itself, not in going back to the first director for #3. Whoever did the third movie would still be stuck with the task of tying together two prequels that just don't get along.
"This film is just a weird checklist of things that are meant to satisfy star wars fans..." Is exactly how I felt about the The Force Awakens and why I did not watch the other two. I couldn't see them coming back around from the parade of obvious references thrown in your face in the bluntest way possible. It felt insulting.
You are way too optimistic to think that this was not JJ rolling with the punches. It 100% was. He had no idea what he wanted to do after 7 and barely had any idea of what to do with 7 to begin with. All he wanted to do was go through the beats of 4. Its like he did with Lost, he wrote a couple of episodes and let the other writers figure out what the hell to do with the mysteries he set up. Hes all about that stupid mystery box, he has no idea how to close things. Ever.
Please. This whole thing is 100% Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy’s fault.
JJ gave them a perfectly solid start that nearly everyone on earth was excited about, and then Rian soiled the linens and completely derailed the whole franchise… and JJ got stuck cleaning up Rian’s drooly spatter mess.
@@joen8529 perfectly solid? He quite literally threw away all of Lucas notes about the sequels, copied the script of episode 4, set up a bunch of mysteries he had no interest in solving himself (as he does with all his shows, have you seen lost?). He threw away all of the EU to create lesser versions of the sons of Han and Leia, a whiny kid who is tempted by the light side. He butchered Han Solo by making him be the exact same character he was in 4, killed the ending of 6 and the achievements of all characters in the original trilogy by creating the “first order” which he barely took the time to establish in the first place, all because he just wanted to retrace the original movie.
What the hell was solid about that?
Rian might have buried the franchise, but JJ definitely killed it.