I Swear To God : Nice girls || Jim Jefferies
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Stud and slut
Being a stud is hard but being a slut is easy.
Dwarfs
Dwarfs are the only socially acceptable form of disability to put in a movie.
Nice girls
Nice girls are terrible in bed.
#JimJefferies #Standup #Comedy #JimJefferies2020
I spit my ice cream when he said "dwarf farm"...OMG...DEAD!
The reason why Jim Jefferies is probably the best comedian of our time:
- He comes on stage completely plastered
- He makes inappropriate non-PC jokes basically just about everyone and anything
- Not a single fnck was ever given
Attaboy!
He's a gift
Yep, come out to Australia, we’re pretty much all like that!
I fucking love Jim, Bill and Frankie Boyle.
Give him beer and a mic and just sit back and enjoy
Brilliant Jim another hilarious story keep em coming..
I hate that it skips through his act. I miss some of the punchlines.
Its almost unwatchable
Congratulations on the subtle editing!
Yeah, it doesn't fuck up the viewing experience at all .
Brutal cuts
Me ; looking at wardrobe, inside is hidden my sexy police woman outfit, looking at my husband, he looks at me, and we start to laugh hysterically .... Goddamn you Jim
good girl!
My wife keeps that stuff in the basement.
This guy spits facts; and the sad thing is facts are offensive to some nowadays
They want to exterminate comedy… wokism for you!
Oh come on. There is always some wanker who is mad about something. Fact is, facts were always offensive to some people. There is NOTHING new about it. Its just other wankers and other facts. Thats just how the cooky crumbles. The most pathetic wankers are those who are mad about other wankers maybe being mad. Dont let me get started about those.
Oh, facts have always been offensive to some. Or to many. But back in the day people accepted that yes, all facts or things in life are not pleasant.
Only to c****. 😂
i grew up in London,,,came to Australia in 1986 when i was 16,,,beleive it or not...not many Australians have heard of him...hes more famous in America
Send me a kangaroo
So true.
Yeah, for me the same and I love this kind a humor 😊
Australian humor is the best!! Jim needs to come back home!🇦🇺🤣
He definitely does because he's turned shit in usa
In Australia this is how most blokes talk in the pub he doesn’t stand out here like he does in UK & USA, ironically he’s the no1 Australian comedian going on crowds yet he’s not as popular here as overseas Ricky Gervais is similar he’s much more famous for standup in USA than UK where he’s more of a comedy tv actor.
@@glennplumb2313 He's shit in the USA mate. And Gervais is a wank who can be funny-ish at times, but nowhere near as clever as JJ.
@@Tammas wtf are you talking about? Bill Burr is the only other comedian on JJs level atm in USA! Louis CK, Chappelle,Segura, Gervais are a level below those 2 atm, Jim’s Gun Control special is the most watched show since Delirious he has 4 Netflix specials already and Feb 14 whole new special comes out, he didn’t just have a podcast like other comedians he has his own show on network tv! I admit a lot of Jim’s popularity in USA is from lack of competition Burr is the only other guy risking politically incorrect jokes but a lot of them are black jokes now he’s married to a black woman hanging shit on white people he’s in a unique position of being liked by all races,
True story
That is so true.
That is hilarious!
I hope he enjoyed his birthday lol
Lol
@@shawnryan1313 lol 2 late im married lol so funny all men miss dates believe why rings happened so reminder u have with u so u remember lol
@@shawnryan1313 how couldn't u read this its in his show he just said it
@@shawnryan1313 maybe shouldn't be allowed to watch adult comedy and clearly says 2 late im already married u can't read summed up words n gonna speak shit lol crazy u wrote me could kept on moving along
You know what would be good? 😂
The first second of this video🤣
King :D
Jenn loves this stuff 😏
Can you put any video not cutting off every 30 seconds? WTF, man?
😂
Lost it at wonky donkey monsters.
wig for every one... or... wig for no one......that's hilarious...!!!
Why do they keep cutting out content ✂️
Censored to bad.
Ffs, George Lucas calls a "dwarf farm" that really made me laugh!
Damn it’s cut... what does he say at 4:00 ??
Bruising the back of your throat
thank you @@alwynsmit9964
PC was asking for it
Is the full show of this on here ??? Absolutely pissing myself one second,then narked the next coz of the editing ffs.
Ah lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lcok.
A key that opens many doors is a master key 🤣
BS! We're talking about people here, NOT locks and keys,,,
@@joycejohnson7164 hahaha don't get your panties in a twist sweetheart. It's a joke 😂
I was upset because that made sense to me which bothered me SO I had to complain so I'd feel better,,. pants aren't twisted
@@joycejohnson7164 Keep coping. You can’t get your purity back.
:D hahahahahah
I betcha Peter Dinklage doesn’t have trouble finding love.
Brad Williams is a mini pony #Stud
no he is the australien not censure.....straight and so funny.....not for everyone...!!!
honest opinion is difficult to find.
Only comics dare to say them
Oh please people grow up ITS COMEDY
You still avoiding Avi jimbo?
Everyone avoids him, he’s an idiot
Go cry about it
Censored?? That?
At about 4:15
Censorship
The editing is let down. I'll get my Jim Jeffries hit on some other channel
tbh the spastics an be zombie?
Yo bill I like ya but do ya run the fuck out of funny that's why ya share nothing but Jim now haha love ya buddy hahaha 😂🤣😂
Comedy genius
He is sick
you put out videos of other ppl with talent and think you deserve "likes'" for it. But you cant even just put it out without ruining it with your "editing".
Well Jim, you nailed it, 2.5% of women like sex. The rest do I to please their partners. Those that reply to my comment fall within the 2.5% of either side of the bell curve, depending on their attitude 😑
Well I guess you are not a stud then... if you think only 2% of women like sex.
Maybe you need to work on your lasting game?! 😱😂☠
I wonder how many of the 97.5% dont like sex because of the lack of effort/skills of the other side
Don't edit art, please
Who’s editing these videos?
Rude humour.
He is great but the 'editing?" is effed.
You can tell history is written by men
Jim Jefferies is one of those late night liberal comedians who also want to be political commentator at the same time and end up being neither.
Says you
hahahaa
Man all of his segments age so well.