LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE | Doom Eternal
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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
MUSIC ▼
Rip & Tear: • Video
BFG Division: • Video
Doom 2016 Main Theme: • Video
Koven - All for Nothing: • Koven - All For Nothing - Hry
youtube literally demonetized this video then monetized this video then demonetized it again
now thats what I call demon-etization amirite fellow doom slayers
BIG OOF
Oof
no
CZcams should be banished from the cum zone
MEGEGA
Doomslayer: "Why do I hear boss music?" *Looks in mirror* "Oh, right."
I am the boss
Oh right... I am the boss.
"must be another Monday."
"Welp." *Revs chainsaw*
Your the boss and the music will make you stronger
"You can only slay demons so hard"
Mick Gordon: "He's new here"
yep, gotta teach him to use weapons, and fight op bosses for the next games
Badger: "You can only slay demons so har-"
The Slayer: "See, that's where you're wrong."
fr
Proceeds to pull out crucible blade
"You are nothing but a usurper. A false idol.".
*"THOSE ARE BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE WITHIN RIP AND TEAR RANGE"*
So anywhere?
Juan Cortez Muro why
Juan Cortez Muro you know actually ima like it
There's already a monster incorporated 2
Dude I hate you so much right now
The DoomSlayer can play heavy rock music with a piano.
No, you cannot change my mind
If that is never made a canon trait of his, I'm going to be very disappointed.
hes to angry to die he can and will do whatever he wants
Wouldn't be surprised
I wouldn’t even try to change it
who would want to try to change your mind your already dead right
"you can only slay demons so hard"
doom slayer: you underestimate my hatred
God: "Hey, why are you guys just sitting around doing nothing? I told you to take care of the demon problem."
Angel: "Oh don't worry, the intern is taking care of it."
God: "The intern?"
*Gunshots, explosions, and demons screaming in pain off in the distance*
God: "......wow."
Angel: "Yeah, he's very passionate about the position...."
TheBerchie this needs more likes
Also God: Hell Comes to Hell themselves, ironic.
VERY passionate
Must take very passionate walks in the woods
@@pancakes4552 ah yes I see what you did there
"The slayer has arrived."
"All mortally challenged personnel please be advised".
Demon: *PRESSES THE DOOM SLAYER ALARM ON THE WALL*
All I can think of is an imp pressing the close door button on an elevator as the dom guy charges at him down a hallway
Literally Satan: I fear no man. But that.... thing? It SCARES me.
Every demon in the level: "... *FUCK.* "
*state of panic ensues
*IF I SOUND THE ALARM WE'LL BE READY!*
*But if I sound the alarm he'll know we're afraid!!*
Imp: *wipes sweat*
"Like, you can only slay demons so hard"
Mick Gordon: Allow me to introduce... Metal, but every instrument is a fucken *chainsaw*
Or a lawnmower.
The only sentince the doom slayer would need if he could talk:
"I will endure 1000 deaths before I yield"
he can talk, he just chooses not to
@@thedoorman243 He chooces to but with 3 exceptions while he speaks only one time while beein the Doom Slayer and not just the/a Doom Guy
that fits perfectly
@@Tatoffel1234 and i like how one of them is after beating Dagon, in with Doom slayer is asked if he has any last words for his creator before he kills him, Doom slayer proceeds to kill him, then say no
Really? He strikes me more as a WAAAAAAGH!!! person.
"The Slayer Has Arrived. All mortally challenged personnel please be advised."
Me: that cant be good...
If your mortally challenge
Forgot to add demons But...
demons: shit fuck fuck, asshole (continues to curse in demon)
Hehe. I'm in danger.
Also, don't forget, that you can upgrade your upgrades with upgrades.
Otherworldly being: “You will bring down the Heaven’s Wrath”
Doom Slayer: *Quickly adds Heaven’s Wrath to his kill list*
- But it's not a living crea--
- I'll still kill it
More like adds Heaven's Wrath to his arsenal lol.
This comment is funnier when you know that the slayer has a kill list folder in his pc system
@@joachims4726 wait really?
oh yeah thanks for reminding me of that! Lemme kill HELL first.
Moral: if your arguing with doom slayer, don’t tell him action speaks louder than words
But he doesn’t argue…
*loads shell into shotgun*
@@DJET723 He just closes the debate...
he will deliver his double-barreled counter argument
2:41
Demons: He's out of ammo.
_SHIT, HE'S OUT OF AMMO!_
DEMONS: "You have a lot of nerve coming in here"!
DOOMSLAYER: "You have a lot of nerve being alive"
... so I came to inform you, that your free trial of existing is about to end
Demons: "Who are you to come here???"
Doomslayer: "First of all how dare you"
you know, man now I got flashbacks from Leman Russ making demon's life miserable in TTS series
So i started blasting these mofos
@@whippingtoddlerthewanderer9588 I swear to God, I can hear Doom Slayer talking to NIgh Sentinels like: Aight, ya bleedin' soupheads! Listen up, if you wanna live!
"Woah Badger, he had a family!"
" *I KNOW. T H E Y ' R E N E X T.* "
"Because fuck him and his blood relatives"
And his neighbors.... his dog...
*NO. WITNESSES.*
*LOADING SUPER SHOTGUN WITH MALICOUS INTENT*
"In every demon there is a rainbow."
Doom Slayer: 2:47
Every other game: some amount of chill in some scenes so you can take a break and chill if you're overwhelmed.
Doom Eternal: Man literally too angry to die
My favorite description of Doom ever was just describing tutorials and Dooms was this: “Here’s a gun. Shoot anything and everything that moves”
"...you will bring down the heavens' wrath."
Doomguy: *loads shotgun with menacing intent*
Me: Do I smell a threequel?
Doom 3: Godspeed. Doomslayer goes to Heaven and kicks gods ass.
Doomguy: oh boy more shit to kill
You will bring down the heavens' wrath
Doom guy: *laughs in BFG*
WE GON FUCK UP SOME ANGELS
Guess next Doom title will be Doom Divinity...
“If the lava were alive, the doom slayer would kill it”
I mean- *He’s not wrong*
Swanky Games now imagine a demon made of lava as a boss in the game
Probs be a boss coming out of the lava in the games release maybe
I GUESS >:v
OMG what happend to Mike Wazowski
@@lazynin545 Doom Guy is the Boss himself.
Alternate wording:
Beginning of session: i hope i get some neto bosses
End of session: *I AM THE BOSS*
It’s nice that this 40$ sound track came with a free game :)
It’s so nice of the composer :)
Samuel : *Woah Hey, Take it Easy Slayer, That Demon had a Famil-*
Doom Slayer : *I Know, They're Next.*
me:hey slayer i think we should use this *shows a counselor *
doom slayer: AH HELL NAW
I agree
I like just completes the doom 2016 campain
they are
Can I help
Badger: this is fine
Doom music starts playing
Badger: oh god
Oh fuck
Oh god
Wolf . . . Oh fuck
Oh god
Their is no god here
That transition from Rip and Tear to BFG Division was clean, and I want a full version of that mashup
6:24 cracked me up
I'm currently being superglued back together
"Warning, the slayer has entered the facility."
Demons: objective updated: survive
Or survive as long as you can before inevitably being pulverized into a meat shake
Rip noble 6
Dwight: False the demons have to survive as long as they can.
Oh that one again
Demon: (Chukles) ... I'm in danger
"That demon had a family."
"I know. THEY'RE NEXT"
ah yes a fellow slayer
When is that? Send me the link
@@alyssaide6426 1:40
Badger: you mean living breathing ammo box?
Me: THAT’S A HALF TRUTH!
It WAS living it’s not anymore
When you play doom, your not playing on hard mode,
*the demons are*
accurate but it's you're instead of your, as "you're" means "you are" whereas "your" is like "your property"
@@RandomInternetStranger You’re (you are) going to the shadow dimension
@@RandomInternetStranger I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!!!
@@ezonplays2260 NOOOOOOOOOO
(bold of you to assume I am of the testicular sort)
-Badger: "Why do i hear music?"
-Demons: "Why do i hear boss music?"
Yes.
The demons died moments later
"Tonight at 11, DOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!" Gets me everytime.
those demons had a hard time defeating THAT boss
YES
People in Doom's story: *breathes*
Doomguy: I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING.
Wrong,
Anyone: Breathes
Doom Slayer: *AGGRESSIVE silence*
Anyone: breathes.
Doomslayer: aggressive silence with malicious intent
Just the scene where the hell priests mock the slayer and he just turns around and pumps his shotgun and they scream and run away
anyone in doom : breathes
DOOM SLAYER reloades every gun
:you have chosen death
@@lordjeremetrius he's like the dad with a belt but more lethal
Badger: "...if anger is a reliable source of energy."
DoomGuy: "I don't sleep. Eat. Drink. I only need the blood of the Demons, my hunger is quinched by ripping and tearing everything in my path. I'll sleep when I see Daisy again."
"DOOM: Eternal can't be THAT much more intense than DOOM 2016."
*Little did he know...*
“You will bring down the heavens wrath.”
Doom Slayer: **Cocks shotgun with religious intent**
FUCK! i like yours better than mine.
TIME FOR A FUCKING ANTI-CRUSADE
I'm confused. I thought the Doomslayer was a holy warrior in the origional?
@@michaelatanasio223 He was an outcast because he sold his people out to save his son then all of his people died so he decided to kill all of the demons instead
Doomslayer: “and?”
Demons: finally he’s out of ammo!
Doom guy: “pulls out fist with malicious intent”
*Pulls out CHAINSAW with malicious intent!*
@@MaskOfLimbo *PULLS OUT CHAINSAW FIST WITH INTENT INVOLVING BODYLY HARM ON OPPOSING PARTY*
I was gunna do “you see my guns may be out of ammo but my fist doesn’t require ammo”
Doom guy doesnt need a gun, give him a table spoon and a cyber demon will probably wet himself
Swe_lordnib meh all he really needs is his pinky finger 😏
Priest: What is satanic game?!
*30 seconds later*
Priest: “HELL YEAH I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD”
i dont know why but mind went to pope francis playing doom eternal
What’s funny is that I actually watched a real Catholic priest react to bits of Doom Eternal and he linked some of The Slayers skills, lack of fear, and seeming “Holy Armor” to scriptures. You just gotta look at it less as Satanic imagery, and more of pure and utter destruction of said Imagery.
@@rogue_2k374 that is amazing i needed that in my life
“I would say this is against the Geneva convention but I’m 100% sure geneva doesn’t exist anymore”
My favorite quote now
Demon gf: "Come over babe"
Doomslayer: "Can't too busy slaying demons"
Demon gf: "My parents are not home"
Doomslayer: "I know" *chainsaw starts revving*
Demon gf: "are you killing my parents again"
Doom Slayer: "um nooo I don't know what you're talkin about"
"Demon parents screaming on the other end the phone"
max3d0ut gaming What the fuck do u mean. Again??
Well most likely she keeps getting adopted. Only to get her New parents to be killed again by doomslayer
@@max3d0utgaming18 Demon gf: is that my dad on the other part of the line!?
Doomslayer: eeeeem, maybe?
Demon gf: well, if it's him, tell him that i don't want to see him ever again.
Doomslayer: oh, okay. So i can slay him?
Demon gf: sure sweety, just don't spill to much blood, it's a pain to clean it.
Doomslayer: *sad slayer noises* okay :(
@@macdt95 well actually I had imagined it is the demons resurrect after a while
Badger : "Is anger a reliable source of energy?"
Doom Guy, Asura, Akuma and Kratos : "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
You forgot guts
Guts, Goblin Slayer: Hey what about us
@@jagersouji5109 You'll notice I put video game characters in the list to stay in theme with Doom Guy
OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE PUT OUR ANGRY MANGA BOYS OTHERWISE
@@jagersouji5109 Weebs out >:(
Akuma👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Idk about y'all but I really appreciated the fact that they just remastered the old sprites of the demons from the OG Doom for Eternal. This game felt like a love letter to the fans of the original series.
"Dude, that demon had a family"
"I know, they're next"
LOL
RussianBadger: *uses doomslayer as doorstop*
Doomslayer: *breaks the door*
Why doesn't have more likes
Badger: _gets his apartment invaded and yeets the Doomslayer at the intruders_
The Doomslayer: _eyes glow_
The intruders: Why do I hear boss music-
@@ryanchong9965 *intruders' legs are suddenly thrown out the window*
@Fake Name its ok bro the time has passed its gone past
Doorslayer
Who are you, a human, to defy our tradition.
"So anyway I started blasting"
"tradition is just peer pressure from dead people"
Doomguy: that’s what I do u overgrown chicken
"And now all my shels are gone"
@@ridhosamudro2199 Hah, fu you! *spits on grave*
*Goes to bed and gets a nightmare*
I'm sorry granny
@@ls200076 Cute, I eat nightmares.
In lore doom guy is so strong he can just kill anything with just his hands he just uses guns because he thinks it’s fun
Stress relief
He gets serious and puts away the guns when he gets the berserk power up.
0:35 your dad when you accidentaly walk away mid conversation
“I’m sure if the lava was alive, the Doom Slayer would kill it”
That is the most DOOM thing I have ever heard
*camera cuts to Doomslayer furiously firing his super shotgun into the lava*
@@eins2001 As said lava manages to shriek in horror and agony
do you ever think that demons play "the floor is doom guy"??
Serious sam beat you to the punch or kill idc
@@drakensong9953 it's a common game in Demongarten
Charlie: inside of every demon is a rainbow.
Alastor: inside of every demon is a lost cause.
Doomslayer: inside of every demon is blood, guts, and ammo.
*ACCURATE.*
no, he's just getting back the ammo he shot into them
well Charlie and doom guy/slayer are both right if he uses the chainsaw
*BLOOD, GUNS AND BULLETS*
DON'T FORGET THE HEALTH AND ARMOR!👌
"Divide by 2" had me laughing so hard I had to rewatch the video cause I dident hear the rest after that
“I’m sure if the lava was alive doomslayer would kill it”
I haven’t even PLAYED doom and I know this is true
Same
Doomguy: *runs out of ammo*
Also Doomguy: TO TEST THE POWER OF FLEXSEAL, I SAWED THIS DEMON IN HALF!
Now that's alot of damage!
I don't see it working... Underwater.
@@KuperSpyronicStudios"demon gargle noise" as the slayers drowns a imp
@@Teuber45That’s BRUTAL! Also hilarious
Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a hooman, to defy our traditions?"
Doomguy: *Laughs in war crimes*
Khan: Who are you-
Doomguy: *I AM YOUR DOOM!* **happy RIP AND TEAR noises**
Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a hooman, to defy our traditions?"
Doomguy: **racks shotgun**
He doesn't do war crimes, he kills the things who commits war crimes.
When you commit war crimes on war criminals
400
“There’s now way I could kill demons any crazier” PROSEEDS TO KILL A DEMON LIKE KRATOS
I just started Doom Eternal a couple months ago and I cannot fucking believe they made the combat even better than the first one. The hub for the Slayer is fucking amazing. One of the top ten games of the current generation undoubtedly.
“I AM THE WAR”
Every ID character in a nutshell
Bosses in doom: Why da faq do I hear player music?
@John Pelletier thats what I have been thinking, I heard it somewhere.
What are ID characters?
@@Brass_Buckle *id Software* are the devs of DOOM, this comment is basically reflecting that onto basically any protagonist id has made.
@@szwagier50 I see thanks
Every other game : 40 minute intro + Tutorial
Doom: Here's a gun kill anything that moves
Minecraft: here's a menu screen now punch trees
Also kill anything that doesnt move
Also, if it glows, punch it.
Dark Souls: Here are the controls now kill a boss
That Doom eternal dev he mentioned should collab with From Software devs...the game coming out of them would be in Museum for eternity like Super Mario Bros.
The Quiet Kid is going to become much more deadly if they play Doom: Eternal…
Remember to make sure your not on the list…
gotta mention, Doom Slayer never talks!!!
I won’t be surprised if the Doom Slayer was the quite kid in class before he even became a marine and before he began fighting against Hell.
You're off the list if you bring him ammo
Don’t worry I’m the quiet kid.
9:32 i bet that jump-cut was difficult, he chainsawed a zombie then chainsawed in a completely different place, with the same animation. good job, dude.
The reason you always hear epic, intense music playing in Doom is because that’s the boss music
You’re the boss
holy shit i like it
nah man that music is doomslayers hearth beat
Well, you do fear some bossfights.
And you ARE the only thing they fear.
God fuck that sounds so badass
Facts
Doomguy is the definition of "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."
Rorschach line haha
“If God had wanted you to live than he would not have created me!”
"You just signed your own death warrant"
lol true true
"I AM NOT STUCK IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS. THE ROBOTS ARE STUCK IN A FACILITY WITH ME!!!"
I like how becoming literally to angry to die is just par for the course at this point
4:03 this is the coolest rune.
Change my mind.
I won’t, it’s quite litterally the meme
PA: “The Slayer has arrived. All mortally-challenged personnel, please be advised.”
Demons: “I suddenly need to go to the mortality-neutral bathroom-“
PA: "All bathrooms are out of order"
Immortal demons be like: I better get out of here....just in case haha
Love this comment
Thomas Allen Demons: Shit
Doomslayer:*loads super shotgun* sorry. This bathroom was occupied.
"Inside every demon is a rainbow"
Doom Guy:
"I know"
"inside of every mortally challenged is a lost soul"
"Inside every sinner are huge, shiny guts"
I'm not liking this comment.
Edit: it was at 69 at the time I wrote this
Let's test that theory
i mean...the ammo drops looks like rainbow so that's correct
I love that none of the characters go out of the way to say that you aren't powerful enough to achieve your goal, just that you probably shouldn't
I am confident that the way doom guy activates his flame belch is by saying "Flame this clown"
"Actions speak louder than words" most especially because it is almost impossible for a human to produce a sound as loud as a gunshot
except for doomguys dashing sound
@@amazondemon yep
pretty sure either his helmet is soundproof or he is already deaf, either way he ain't hearing your shit.
he doesn't answer for he never heard the question
expect people in MW2 Lobbies
"Actions speak louder than words"
Because a crime scene continues to preach long after the words have faded.
"Where's this music coming from?"
I believe Doom Guy just has the music playing on blast in his helmet. It's why he doesn't talk to people. He can't hear shit besides demon's screaming in pain and intense heavy metal.
I just assume his suit has speakers that play it for the demons to hear. They've got to have boss music to know it is time to run.
I think it'd be cool to see a band of Revenants being some death metal stuff. Like the guitarist could have a guitar made from that crucible axe thing. Heck a revenant drummer using human skeletons as drum sticks would be awesome too....maybe get the Door DOOT too.
Its actually death metal lines with use of other things
@@devonwilson8306 yes that reply is perfect
10:50
you cant just fight an army of demons with just rage
doom guy chuckels in rage
I just bought this game yesterday and I already love it. I felt the same about Doom 2016 but this is a whole other level
I’m just imagining Heavenly picking up his brother from school and blasting The only thing they fear is you.
Bruh, *dropping him off*
First day of school, making your way to the doors, The Only Thing They Fear is You on, full blast.
Bro what is this pfp
Lol
Man its just a mix of mastermind and bfg division
Don Moss POV:you got a 0/10 on a test.
Heaven: "stop fighting and leave it to us. we never asked for your help"
DG: "I'm not doing it for you, or me, I'm doing it for DAISY"
I wonder how many people even understood this? Not many people who played 2016/Eternal played Doom (1993), especially not Inferno.
Yep if you murder the doom slayers pet prepare to be brutally murdered
Is daisy canon?
@@maryjoygelizon4268
Of course she is. There’s also a portrait of him holding her in the fortress
@@maryjoygelizon4268 yes she is the reason he went on a killing spree in hell
Doom eternal is almost like a free roam Mortal Kombat.
But you slaughter demons and not humans
@NUGGET is scorpion a demon?
I’ve put about 200 hours into this game and am just now realizing that the demons go from blue to orange when you get close enough for glory kills
Satan: "Don't worry, boys. I got this."
*Satan has left the chat*
Demon: Satan who?
DemonSlayer walks in: Ooooh. Aaargh!
I did the exact same thing on Accident, in Modern Warfare: An Attack Heli spawned in, I quickly went into the Menu to pull out my HK 121 with FMJ to shoot it down, but I accidentally pressed 'Quit Game'
NIGERUNDAIYOOOOOO!!!!
isn't the chat called "existance" by any chance?
Is Satan perhaps a joestar then?
interviewer: "is anger a reliable source of energy?"
Doom Guy: *Furiously rides bike to generate power*
And thats how he light two hole cities, 5 states and on entire hospital
No an entire country
Why didn't Hayden employ the doom Slayer then?
edit:words.
It has given men an energy boost in battle with nature and each other since the human race began.
: like Hell yes it is!
Slayer has a taxidermy demon statue in his living room.
The demon’s still alive, it’s just too terrified to move.
"You can only slay demons so hard"
Yeah, right, and you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars.
1:42 😂
"Wooaah, hey, take it easy Badger. That Demon had a Family."
"I know..."
*They're Next*
🤣
Epic moment.
@Re Le ty it's my game tag in a few games
*RIP AND TEAR*
My favorite part of the video😂😂
scientist: anger is a reliable source of energy
Doom Slayer: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Powers an entire fucking dimension
Doomguy's anger can power the entire world
Professor Croix must be dripping wet on slayer's angry energy
@@AViewCado69420 hahah yep fucking hsd the ability to power four solar systems at once
If only Samuel had researched a Doom Slayer-powered generator, humanity never should have had an energy crises, let alone a demonic invasion.
I’d love to see you do more videos on this - I know it’s not a multiplayer and never will be, but I’d definitely watch you play through this
Doom guy is the only one that can make the enemy hear boss music
"Woah. Hey. Take easy Badger, that demon had a family."
Bajur: "I know. They're next."
*pauses* *starts dying of laughter*
That straight up is something that the doomslayer would say
Welp the demons are screwed
@@rapala1014 if he talked
at this point whenever Badger kills a Cacodemon I just imagine Heavenly getting brutally murdered by Doom Slayer
you mean heavenly killing heavenly, right? because badger also uses the slayer as heavenly's model
Trust nobody, not even yourself
@@darkagedrifter Ha jokes on you I already don’t trust myself!
Yes dude!
@@darkagedrifter American civil war be like
I swear to jah, Badger NEVER upload a bad video. Like seriously? I’ve never seen any of his videos be bad?? Good job Badger. Love your work.
What others think 2020 was like: *Calm and Serenity*
What we think of 2020 was like:*Literally everything in Doom Eternal*
2020 was coronavirus dude.
"Mortally challenged personnel be advised."
I laughed my head off!
I died way too funny
"Killing them won't bring back your people."
WHAT PEOPLE, I DO THIS FOR FUN.
Doom Slayer:what is people
Doom Guy:Well that's not exactly it
Doom Slayer: You're right...but it is fun, which trumps any point you were trying to make.
“Who said anything about bringing people back?”
Its so cool the soundtrack came with a game
0:20
Me Who Is A Developer For Doom Eternal:Hmmm Are You Sure You Cant Slay Demons Harder?
In other games: boss music is a bad sign
In Doom eternal: boss music mean YOU ARE BAD SIGN
its also a good sign because boss fights are fun : D
@@Ribbons0121R121 except for the marauder. Oh God FUCK the marauder
Its not you fighting the boss its the scrawny turd fighting the boss
@@bloodraven6250 he ain’t hard, just use the super shotgun > grenade > ballista > grenade > super shotgun > ballista
@@theabyssalone_ its the timing that always fucks me over
Doom 2016: Demons are trapped in a room with you.
Doom Eternal: You have left the room, put it on a cargo plane and chucked it into the heart of an active volcano with 250 tons of tnt strapped to the door.
Doom reboot 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROOM?
Like despicable me 2?
Eventually, demons stopped thinking
me when the game says “the only thing they fear is you” YOUR DAME RIGHT
oh okay then didn’t expect any likes to be honest-
actually its DaMn
ok?
Death: "I fear no man but, that thing it... It scares me."
Once upon a time the doom guy killed a lot of demons with his shotgun, then he found the ammo for it
He doesn't even need the shotgun to shoot the demons
"I would make this quick for
You but my sword is out of ammo"
-The Slayer
Just had to remind you
@@apieceofbread5538 I mean he is infinetly powerful as not only was he blessed with immortality and super strength his armour grows more powerful with each kill combine that with the fact he's been in hell a few million years in lore he's more powerful than kratos so... He's just batshit cracked in the law lol
Demon 1: he's out of ammo!
Doomslayer: revs chainsaw. Kills demon 1.
Demon 2: OH SHIT! HES OUT OF AMMO!!!
“You may bring down heaven’s wrath”
Doom guy: “Do it kill demons tho?”
not useful for killing demons
not interested
"You may bring down heaven's wrath."
Wait your turn, Heaven, I'm still working my way through everything in Hell, I'll get to you when I'm done here.
"woah woah badger calm down! that demon has a family!"
"i know and they're next"
demons: a full auto shotgun is inhumane!
Doomslayer: *loads shotgun with BRRRRRRRRRRT intent*
More like;
Doomslayer: What was that?!? I couldn’t hear you OVER THE SOUND OF *BUCKSHOT SHREDDING **_UNHOLY FLESH!!!_*
More like
Demons: No full auto in hell!
Doomslayer: That's not full auto, this is full auto *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
Demons:Oh shit ok ok alright, chill