Best of Rifftrax 'Breaker! Breaker!'

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  • čas přidán 17. 03. 2018
  • Narrated by I.P. Freely. Yes that is Chuck Norris, and yes it's weird seeing him without his moustache, but all the excessive kicking should clear things up quickly.
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  • @losttribe3001
    @losttribe3001 Před 5 lety +32

    Powers of denim ACTIVATE!

  • @ClayLoomis1958
    @ClayLoomis1958 Před 6 lety +47

    "The kind of van that says, 'Ask me about my black light poster of Tom Bombadil.'" That is just hilarious. Admittedly, only for Tolkien fans.

    • @goosefukulardeath7300
      @goosefukulardeath7300 Před rokem +1

      What a reference ! Omg

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 Před rokem +1

      Most won't know because he wasn't in the movies, only in the books. That was one of my first deal breakers with these movies.

  • @popuptarget7386
    @popuptarget7386 Před 2 lety +24

    Chuck wasn't merely waiting for his moustache, he was waiting for his moustache to overcome its fear of appearing and possibly disappointing chuck

  • @smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554

    'So the trucking world is basically populated with Gary Larson characters'

    • @cartmanrlsusall
      @cartmanrlsusall Před 5 lety +2

      Yup pretty much

    • @Nickel_The_Wise
      @Nickel_The_Wise Před 5 lety +2

      @@cartmanrlsusall I was gonna wonder when this one came out if that guy that played Elroy at the truck stop was a Jim Varney understudy.

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck Před 5 lety +3

      Old Lady With Beehive Hairdo would make an ideal trucker

  • @number1authority
    @number1authority Před 3 lety +9

    The Venn Diagram wherein Walker Texas Ranger overlaps with Eraserhead.

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 Před 3 lety +10

    Who remembers George Murdock/the Judge from "Barney Miller" as the slimy Lt. Scanlon?

    • @Oppeldeldoc1
      @Oppeldeldoc1 Před rokem +1

      He was wonderful in that role.

    • @joeypieper6384
      @joeypieper6384 Před 23 dny +1

      @@Oppeldeldoc1 And God in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle Před 4 lety +18

    Wait, hold up. The 70s _wasn't_ just one long van chase?

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  Před 4 lety +4

      I was born in 1980 and my understanding is that it was just one long van chase, and I'm just pissed that I missed out.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 Před rokem +1

      And a lotta coke snortin'.

    • @luckyjinx9474
      @luckyjinx9474 Před rokem +1

      Van chases with CBs

  • @RaptorofRex07
    @RaptorofRex07 Před 5 lety +23

    Never bring a knife to a Norris fight...or gun

    • @adman1381
      @adman1381 Před 3 lety +1

      In 5 years Page will identify as a block of cheese.

  • @chillydawgg4354
    @chillydawgg4354 Před 4 lety +20

    in the 70's the 2 coolest things were semi trucks & CB radios

  • @Listman11
    @Listman11 Před 4 lety +5

    The arm wrestling scene reminds me of every wrestling arm wrestling event. Inevitably, it results in a brawl.

  • @MrMarvelous1973
    @MrMarvelous1973 Před 3 lety +5

    Oh me Chuck Norris even gets Riffed . Don't blame me if he shows up and knocks door down

  • @karenstarr
    @karenstarr Před 5 lety +15

    The mayor of that town is the same actor who played the judge in Ghostbusters 2.

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117

    Strode!

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 Před 5 lety +18

    If your third eye is blind please go irritate people in 1997

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 8 měsíci

      How's it gonna be? If you don't know me? Anymore??? How's it gonna be???

  • @doomsdayaddams2894
    @doomsdayaddams2894 Před 2 lety +2

    “Wigless Divine.” 😂

  • @JamesSmith-vk2ky
    @JamesSmith-vk2ky Před 5 lety +8

    "Official motto of Las Vegas." 👍😂

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 Před 3 lety +5

    6:56 - tell me that guy in the red suspenders doesn't look like Tucker Carlson!

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 Před 5 lety +3

    This is one I need to see more of ! It can't be a real movie

  • @rubberneckinc.8937
    @rubberneckinc.8937 Před rokem +3

    For all of you that are wondering where Chuck's mustache is, he was freeing a third world nation during the filming of Breaker! Breaker!

  • @64BBernard
    @64BBernard Před 4 lety +7

    "Only people with stupid hats may participate!" Ha-ha. They have to be some of the most ridiculous trucker characters to ever appear in a movie.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates Před 4 lety +9

    5:00 who knew Chuck Norris started with Simple Jack
    9:40 I love the scene where Strode just walked onto the set. Is it any surprise Norris would star in a show with a character named “Walker”?

  • @renaesmith7319
    @renaesmith7319 Před 6 lety +9

    Thank so much for uploading this your doing gods ! :-) :-)

  • @mousetreehouse6833
    @mousetreehouse6833 Před 2 lety +2

    He's got his Life Day robe on - good.
    😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @jasonmorgan494
    @jasonmorgan494 Před 3 lety +3

    "Powers of denim activate" LOL LOL LOL

  • @wisecat1485
    @wisecat1485 Před rokem +3

    I always enjoyed this movie. I wouldn't mind watching it again. Low budget movies gets under ratted sometimes.

  • @jamesdenofantiquity
    @jamesdenofantiquity Před 4 lety +4

    Whoever bought and made this script must have been high as a kite.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 Před 4 lety +1

      Considering it was the 1970s, you're probably quite right.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 2 lety +1

    8:50 He had to go back home to Illinois, something about his daughter Laurie being chased by a creep in a Will Shatner mask.

  • @Raymond13557
    @Raymond13557 Před 5 lety +4

    6:55 "He has gloves, that's no fair!"

  • @hooknick76
    @hooknick76 Před 3 lety +5

    STRODE!

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 Před 6 lety +14

    So, uh, did Strode make it out of town okay?

  • @-byko-8423
    @-byko-8423 Před rokem +2

    Chuck Norris created an entire career out of knowing 2 karate moves...3 if u count the spin..😅

  • @marlinperkins6910
    @marlinperkins6910 Před 2 lety +5

    Apparently they couldn’t afford to shoot in a real town, but the set for Gunsmoke was available, cheap.

  • @brendenmiles8564
    @brendenmiles8564 Před 4 lety +5

    I know this is probably common for Rifftrax movies, but seriously, what was the plot to this movie?

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 Před 3 lety +2

      To be fair, it still has way more plot than any other Chuck Norris movie I've ever seen (not that it's a very high bar...)

  • @FingerBreakerWu
    @FingerBreakerWu Před 2 lety +4

    So they drove a truck into the judge's kitchen, but he was in the bedroom....and *HE DIED?!*

  • @albrown7977
    @albrown7977 Před 11 měsíci +1

    10:07 Didn't know a judge could issue death sentences. Without a jury, a court of law, a defense attorney, evidence, etc.

  • @abbynormal5849
    @abbynormal5849 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Wasn't the evil judge moonlighting as NYPD Internal Affairs Lt. Scanlon investigating Barney Miller about the same time he did this? One coin, two sides.

  • @drumr72
    @drumr72 Před 3 lety +3

    10:55 - LOL!!! Great Street Fighter reference.

  • @JobberBud
    @JobberBud Před 6 lety +12

    11:59 - Now that's what I call a sand toss! How is this movie not called Sand Tosser?!

  • @kentcox5788
    @kentcox5788 Před 2 lety +1

    TWO BY FOUR ...!!!!

  • @JasonKTerry
    @JasonKTerry Před 11 dny

    Gary Larson characters and Life Day Robe had me

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 Před 5 lety +5

    6:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fuzzybits410
    @fuzzybits410 Před 6 lety +8

    Welp.
    See ya.
    I'm a horse.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 Před 4 lety +1

      I am also a horse, in a similar fashion to you.

  • @luckyjinx9474
    @luckyjinx9474 Před rokem +1

    Why do I feel like the victim hypnotism ¿

  • @racheledwards2352
    @racheledwards2352 Před 2 lety +2

    David Lynch watched this movie and said what the Hell?

  • @bingerz237
    @bingerz237 Před 6 lety +7

    Makes me miss Jack 'seeing ghosts at all times' Nance.

  • @virginiadare1587
    @virginiadare1587 Před 2 lety +4

    Chuck has a face that needs facial hair.

  • @garysuarez9614
    @garysuarez9614 Před rokem +1

    Having lived through the 70's, I can assure ya it WAS one extended van chase. And blacklit Tom Bombadil posters.

  • @pjohnson832
    @pjohnson832 Před rokem +1

    STROOOOD!!!!

  • @JobberBud
    @JobberBud Před 3 lety +4

    I probably would have watched this terrible movie without Riffs just for Jack Nance. That guy could make any small role a joy to watch.

  • @arpegio88
    @arpegio88 Před 4 lety +5

    The devil himself banned Chuck Norris from hell because he's afraid to meet his "breaker!"

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 Před 5 lety +4

    11:06 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Creepy indeed 🤣🤣

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 Před 4 lety +3

    I feel they needed to play up the homosexual undertones even more. Maybe put them on the level of "The Journey: Absolution."

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 Před 3 lety +1

      I can only imagine how pissed Chuck would get at that XD

  • @renaesmith7319
    @renaesmith7319 Před 6 lety +7

    So hilarious :-)

  • @RavnerRavner
    @RavnerRavner Před 5 lety +3

    is that DONNIE WILLIAMS?!!?!!!! THE GAMBLING MONEY TAKER IN THE GREEN SHIRT????!!!! PLEASE TELL ME IT IS!!!!!!!

    • @mantislake4141
      @mantislake4141 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes, that is Donnie Williams. I remember him from such films as "Black Belt Jones" and "Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth". He has a little bit better of a role in Norris' "A Force of One"

    • @RavnerRavner
      @RavnerRavner Před 4 lety +1

      @@mantislake4141 I got to know about him through the Bruce Li film. He stole the show in Bruce Lee The Man The Myth. He's a pastor nowadays. I think a documentary about Donnie Williams is long overdue.

    • @mantislake4141
      @mantislake4141 Před 4 lety +1

      @@RavnerRavner - his fight with Bruce Li at the gas station is my favorite one from that film. He looked cool and had style and I always wondered why he wasn't featured more often.

  • @EcoSpeeder
    @EcoSpeeder Před 4 lety +2

    TC 11:00 - You called it.

  • @raycaves3438
    @raycaves3438 Před 4 lety +5

    Chuck Norris never grew his beard
    He was forced to shave off his pubic hair and stick it to his face after losing a fight to Bruce Lee

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom Před 5 lety +9

    Chuck Norris may be a gigantic asshole, but watching him fight is still pretty epic!

  • @mjwh13eglove44
    @mjwh13eglove44 Před rokem +1

    I’ve seen the whole thing. TW: furries

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 Před 4 lety +2

    One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, even for its genre and time... just terrible all around 😂😂😂

    • @goreds551
      @goreds551 Před 4 lety +2

      Try watching Gymkata and you might think otherwise. Here's a highlight czcams.com/video/3Henr8ht4mI/video.html

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 Před 3 lety +1

      I watched it, hilarious! I found it more interesting than Breaker, Breaker though 💯

  • @asifmetal666
    @asifmetal666 Před 6 lety +2

    I didnt found this funny. Watch other show like Cinema Snob, Rebel media etc

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  Před 6 lety +14

      Huh? Do you even watch MST3K?

    • @cartmanrlsusall
      @cartmanrlsusall Před 5 lety +2

      It's okay not to like rifftracs

    • @JamesSmith-vk2ky
      @JamesSmith-vk2ky Před 5 lety +8

      GamE FrEak We get it, you have bad taste. 😂

    • @cartmanrlsusall
      @cartmanrlsusall Před 5 lety +3

      I have hated velocorapters since the first Jurassic park movie chickens are their closest living relatives so now I eat more poultry