"That plane was transporting weapon-grade plutonium, stolen from Russia." "Yeah, this feels like the kind of thing you'd casually share with resort staff." That aged well.
All acting classes throughout America should only have THIS for the final semester exam: stand in front of the group and pronounce "timeshare." If you can make it believable (like the great Stacy Keach) then you are definitely an actor and should graduate with honors.
Don't get me started with telling you about the many advantages of having a 'Time Share'. Now first of all, have you ever wondered to yourself, "Golly, I'd love to the have a little place up in the mountains" but just can't afford those mountain high mortgage prices and annoying maintenance costs?? Well sir, I think we can solve that problem. You see, it's as simple as...
@@LawrenceW78 Very true. A man definitely has to eat. Burn Notice wasn't even going to be out for another 6 years... like; what else you got in savings there, Bruce? 😂 in all seriousness though, he was excellent and Burn Notice.
Normally when I go to Vegas, I tell all the scammers on the strip that try to get you to listen to a "Time Share" presentation after they try to rope you in with free show tickets, to go to hell. But I have to say, if Stacy Keach came up and said "Time Share", I might be tempted to listen to what he had to say . :-)
Holy shit! I never would have guessed that Mikey and Ash once shared the screen, let alone in an Edgewood movie. I have to say, Bald Bruce is quite unsettling.
If anyone is interested in the numerous advantages that owning a piece of a 'Time Share' please keep an eye out for future videos where you can find out the location of our next weekly presentation. But to those of you who know me well, I'll always share my time with you ;)
God what does someone have to do to encourage a cameo by Nick Miller in one of Edgewoods other films i just want to see Nick appear still rocking his 90s mullett and castleton sweater after all these years presumably having had many adventures in time and space.
i know this is old but yes . when i was young i worked for a maintenance co. that cleaned banks. important. i had to bag and tag all the shredded garbage
For as many times as they show the countdown on the bomb, at least the timing is right! We all know from The Hunger Games RiffTrax that Mike counted down from 30 and got to 10 and then the timer said 20. 😂 So at least ice breaker gets my nod of approval for keeping the timer pleasantly in sync with the movie.
I'm thinking "Clay" is the same actor who portrayed the nagging agent following Sebastian Delacourt ("Sabotage of the Food Court") in "Pressure Point".
I didn't know "the people that brought you Time Chasers" ever made another film. To be fair, Time Chasers is one of the better films ever riffed on the show (I actually find the third act halfway entertaining though I'd probably never watch it without the riffing), but I'm still kind of surprised Giancola managed to make more films and wrangle up some known actors. Even so, it looks worse. I haven't seen the whole film yet so I can't say for sure. It's more surprising than that kid Jim from Zombie Nightmare becoming a successful director.
And the whole lemming thing is a myth - created by Walt Disney for one his "real wildlife" films. They drove lemmings off of cliffs on PURPOSE; lemmings do not leap off of cliffs for no reason whatsoever.
7:56 "Will LANGLEY, FBI" *vomits* Do you get it? B/c Langley is associated w/ the CIA, but he works for the FBI! *rolls up newspaper* Bad screenwriter! *whack* NO!
"The health inspector is back, and this time it's personal." Makes me think of scenes from 2 movies = invasion of the body snatchers (Donald Sutherland) and Falling Down (Michael Douglas). If you've seen them, you know what I mean. 😉🙉
The scene at 9:01 would be better if ONLY FOR THAT SCENE they had the samurai cop actor stand-in for Bruce with his long hair in a ponytail, wearing the same black sweatshirt, then cut back and it's Bruce again. 👍🤔
7:47- cracking open free kegs of beer for hope of quieting down the loud drunks? LOL I don't believe they proof read much of the dialogue prior to shooting this scene.
The fact that it was made by the "Time Chasers" people is exactly why you should buy it. Usually the worse the film is the better the Rifftrax or MST3K episode is. And Time Chasers made for one of the better MST3K episodes in my opinion, and I'm guessing others as well since it was revived for Rifftrax Live.
"That plane was transporting weapon-grade plutonium, stolen from Russia."
"Yeah, this feels like the kind of thing you'd casually share with resort staff."
That aged well.
Also, the Cornell reference at 12:43 was a surprisingly deep cut. (They have an ENTIRE SCHOOL, founded in 1922, devoted to "Hotel Administration.")
Edgewood Studios: "It aint a movie unless it features a rural airport or maybe a plane of some kind."
All acting classes throughout America should only have THIS for the final semester exam: stand in front of the group and pronounce "timeshare." If you can make it believable (like the great Stacy Keach) then you are definitely an actor and should graduate with honors.
lmao
After seeing Birdemic, Edgewood Studios can't make me mad.
They at least put some effort into their movies.
2:28
Oh... Bruce Campbell, what did these filmmakers do to you? Well, hopefully with the money he was able to afford a *Time Share...*
Don't get me started with telling you about the many advantages of having a 'Time Share'. Now first of all, have you ever wondered to yourself, "Golly, I'd love to the have a little place up in the mountains" but just can't afford those mountain high mortgage prices and annoying maintenance costs?? Well sir, I think we can solve that problem. You see, it's as simple as...
@@wileyschmitt moo
You see Xena and Hercules had just ended and Burn Notice was years off from debuting, I mean a man has to eat right?
@@LawrenceW78 Very true. A man definitely has to eat. Burn Notice wasn't even going to be out for another 6 years... like; what else you got in savings there, Bruce?
😂 in all seriousness though, he was excellent and Burn Notice.
Bruce Campbell and Stacy Keach. Seems hard to make a bad movie with them 2 but they did it
11:30 Bruce Campbell: He’ll take the villain role in your low-budget movie when Eric Roberts turns it down.
But he's no Stacy Keach.
Kudos to Bruce Campbell for getting through that monologue without flinching.
Time Share: The Motion Picture.
The sequel to "Time Chasers" nobody wanted
"Time Chasers 2" would be awesome if Rifftrax and MST3K could get the rights to riff on it. Hell, I'd even crowdfund it.
"hello dad" "hello daughter", wow, was the budget so low they couldn't afford character names?
Mark Zielke I love when movies don’t stop to question if any actual person would say what’s written.
Keach's brain was probably so destroyed by all the cocaine he'd taken that he couldn't remember the character's name
They're actual names would have wasted more ink. Budget constraints, ya kno.
Ch..ch...ch. .cherry bomb!
This is how my parents greeted us as kids.....
So, just me then?
Moo MOO!
Will Langley, FBI. This is my associate Bob Quantico.
specialpatrolgroup92 And our colleague from the Department of Defense, Jane Pentagon.
Bruce Campbell as a bald villain is kind of weird.
6:31 Stacey Keach stars as Mike *Hammered*
Normally when I go to Vegas, I tell all the scammers on the strip that try to get you to listen to a "Time Share" presentation after they try to rope you in with free show tickets, to go to hell. But I have to say, if Stacy Keach came up and said "Time Share", I might be tempted to listen to what he had to say . :-)
Holy shit! I never would have guessed that Mikey and Ash once shared the screen, let alone in an Edgewood movie. I have to say, Bald Bruce is quite unsettling.
Ash and the Hobbit
12:43 was THE most epic piece of acting I think I have ever seen
I think he modeled that on Robert Deniro's Travis Bickle character in Taxi Driver.... :-)
Look at me.. chills.
@@stevep8445 I got more of a Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln vibe
“And Leon is getting larger”
“This is my CIA associate Bob Quantico”
The health inspector is back and this time its personal lmao
If anyone is interested in the numerous advantages that owning a piece of a 'Time Share' please keep an eye out for future videos where you can find out the location of our next weekly presentation. But to those of you who know me well, I'll always share my time with you ;)
3:30 timeshaaaaaaare
12:30-12:56
"Clay" is a riot. I love him. He really does act like Stephen Stucker.
Soooo, Sean Astin had to climb up then get inside the lift in order for her to jump??? My brain hurts now. Good stuff. Timeshare anyway.
And thank you for sharing your time with us too :)
That was the first thing I thought when that whole sequence ran its course.
Because - girls can't do anything by themselves, I guess.
First of your rifftrax videos I've seen thanks for the much needed laugh. Now to watch a few more lol
Yes, those seem to be very well liked so far too, especially the Refer Madness edit.
2:27 it’s like Vince Vaughan and Vin Diesel had a love child and he Grew up into Bruce Campbell
And we can call him Vinny Vaughn Campbell!
10:57 dude on the far left is REALLY committing to that helicopter explosion... Looks like Nick Swardson when he yells
lol
“Background guy’s really upset” 😂
“Oh, whyy?” 😂
God what does someone have to do to encourage a cameo by Nick Miller in one of Edgewoods other films i just want to see Nick appear still rocking his 90s mullett and castleton sweater after all these years presumably having had many adventures in time and space.
Well I saw him in pressure point
@@verovia2005 yeah he was the guy working in the construction yard they even made a time chasers riff when he appeared
I lol'd at the : "Him make my heart have happy" bit.
Ahem. I spent several years in bank maintenance in the City Of London and it is a noble profession.
If you work hard and dedicate yourself, you can really........... clean up.....
Did you clean the little pens attached to chains?
Why couldn't the eagles just fly me there?
Surprised the name Edgewood Studios didn’t lead to an Ed Wood reference.
No one can really be Stacy Keach. Not even Stacy Keach.
this movie is gonna hurt
Just another day in Killington.
Filmed in Stowe, Vermont
Followed by the sequel Eater Of Crushed Ice.
What did they do to Titus’s Dad? Where is his beer?
Wtf says "hello daughter" unless it's purely exposition?
...and he says it right after she called him "Dad"!
He might have said it sarcastically.
Stacy fucking Keach that's who
Sean Astin should take these guys out fine. He is a ninja turtle.
3:29 Stacey really knows how to channel his inner Jack Palance. Believe it, or not!
I love mimicking his, Jack's voice. I love impressions in general, especially things I love. Okay I'm going to try it. Emmm. Timeshare.... 😅
i know this is old but yes . when i was young i worked for a maintenance co. that cleaned banks. important. i had to bag and tag all the shredded garbage
"Sure was nice for that fella from DOOM to lend me his gun back there"
"He's going to take out Porkins!"
"....stay on target"
I give this movie 2 Eye Rolls.
COW MAN!!!!!!
Moo, MOO!
“Use your bovine powers”
“Give you the milk of death”
For as many times as they show the countdown on the bomb, at least the timing is right! We all know from The Hunger Games RiffTrax that Mike counted down from 30 and got to 10 and then the timer said 20. 😂
So at least ice breaker gets my nod of approval for keeping the timer pleasantly in sync with the movie.
Timeshare..... 😂😂🤣
“Can you clock me out, bro?”
“Badgers? Dust bunnies? Tribbles?”
Tiiime Shaaare
I'm thinking "Clay" is the same actor who portrayed the nagging agent following Sebastian Delacourt ("Sabotage of the Food Court") in "Pressure Point".
“I ordered Diet Pepsi”
I suggest that the writers of MST3K write a film and direct it and have the new cast of MST on Netfix riff it
Cowman! MOOOOOO!
Some will say Stacy carried this film. To bad it wasn't into the trash.
Man, this thing is ponderous.
Rusty Deweese!!
Vermont native and is a great entertainer.
I didn't know "the people that brought you Time Chasers" ever made another film. To be fair, Time Chasers is one of the better films ever riffed on the show (I actually find the third act halfway entertaining though I'd probably never watch it without the riffing), but I'm still kind of surprised Giancola managed to make more films and wrangle up some known actors. Even so, it looks worse. I haven't seen the whole film yet so I can't say for sure. It's more surprising than that kid Jim from Zombie Nightmare becoming a successful director.
How in the hell they got Sean Astin, Stacy Keach, and Bruce Campbell?
Offered them timeshares?
And the whole lemming thing is a myth - created by Walt Disney for one his "real wildlife" films. They drove lemmings off of cliffs on PURPOSE; lemmings do not leap off of cliffs for no reason whatsoever.
Well, crap, didn't think I'd see the World's Most Amazing Videos guy in a movie!
“This is a bad time to ask you to co-sign a home loan isn’t it?”
Hey! That's totally Jeff Colby!
Weres corey feldman?
How much Hafela? Miles of Hafela
Goonies didn't do him many favors!
I have a desire to purchase a timeshare for some reason.
7:56
"Will LANGLEY, FBI"
*vomits*
Do you get it? B/c Langley is associated w/ the CIA, but he works for the FBI!
*rolls up newspaper*
Bad screenwriter! *whack* NO!
Tiiimeshaaaarre
What did Stan Lee ever do to them? :(
They probably don't like the slew of Marvel movies I guess. Stan's the man in my book though, love his energy and attitude, plus his comic creations.
I'm really gonna miss that guy.
"The health inspector is back, and this time it's personal." Makes me think of scenes from 2 movies = invasion of the body snatchers (Donald Sutherland) and Falling Down (Michael Douglas). If you've seen them, you know what I mean. 😉🙉
How could you not include Bald Campbell’s demise?
how do you cut the power to walkie talkies??
A massive enough EMP wave would do the trick, I think. Not sure you'd still be in a condition to take advantage of the situation afterwards, though.
Cut the power to the repeater station then you limit the range.
You remove all of the batteries
Step 1: be in a bad movie.
The answer is _timeshare._
*"Ohhoo Whhyyy!"*
The scene at 9:01 would be better if ONLY FOR THAT SCENE they had the samurai cop actor stand-in for Bruce with his long hair in a ponytail, wearing the same black sweatshirt, then cut back and it's Bruce again. 👍🤔
I haven't laughed so hard!!
7:47- cracking open free kegs of beer for hope of quieting down the loud drunks? LOL I don't believe they proof read much of the dialogue prior to shooting this scene.
Sssssssimmer down, Clay...
Time share
@02:35 wow, I didn't know poor Mathew Corbett became so desperate that he had to appear in terrible films, after Sooty & Sweep was cancelled.
Sandra looks like Becky Lynch.
I think that is "Mercedes Benz Man" behind Cowman
Is Stacy Keach's mustache oddly off-center?
He grew it to cover up his harelip scar
Time Share
Timeshare
The band, Garbage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Out of respect to Sean Astin and Bruce Campbell, I'm not going to buy this RiffTrax. Plus, it was made by the "Time Chasers" people so...
The fact that it was made by the "Time Chasers" people is exactly why you should buy it. Usually the worse the film is the better the Rifftrax or MST3K episode is. And Time Chasers made for one of the better MST3K episodes in my opinion, and I'm guessing others as well since it was revived for Rifftrax Live.
The AUDACITY of this movie to use Beethoven's 9th.
10:59 -- Background Guy is Dumbo Donald Junior in his first acting role!