"Skeeter and Yancey Do Dallas" by Lynn Jenkins Creepypasta 💀 S3E09 DREW BLOOD'S DARK TALES
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- This week on Drew Blood's Dark Tales, the third installment of sheep-shearing superheroes Skeeter and Yancey
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✦"Skeeter and Yancey Do Dallas" by Lynn Jenkins
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Only Drew Blood is able to make these stories come alive. What a talent.👍
What a great story!! I nearly died laughing when Billy Bob Sling Blade popped up!! Mr Blood, you are such a talent!
Drew Blood is by far my favorite narrator.
OH MY GAWD, CORNDOG IS.....SLING BLADE...Awesome!! Love love these characters and DB is the ONLY narrator who could ever do them justice...
Another perfect Friday, all due to Mr.Blood & Chester..Yay!..
Lynn Jenkins you need to keep Skeeter and Yancey coming these guys make my day and Drew you do an awesome job bringing these two to life it doesn't get any better than this
Drew your voice and telling of the stories makes us keep coming back. Thanks man
I figured out why I enjoy Skeeter and Yancey so much. They remind me of old friends. Extra fine story and Drew, you just keep getting better. Y'all have a great night, all the way from Skullbone
You 2 From the bootleg capital of the world
I love the stories told by the fantastic Mr Drew Blood but this one has got to be one of the best ones I've heard lately. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Well done all involved in this story. Thanks CTFDN. I have to say I absolutely love hearing Skeeter and Yancey stories.
I have listened to this episode 5 times now. I absolutely love the writing Mr. Lynn Jenkins! Thank you!
My Friday is PERFECT!!! I love Skeeter 😂
Awesome story. I can’t believe how much I laughed throughout it.
Glad I tinkled ahead of time these 2 characters are nuts. Along with their crew and feds
Hell yeah!!! Perfect Xmas gift from y’all. A new story of my hero’s. Now we just need a team up with the sheriff and dangle!!!
Ive been waiting for another tale with these boys. God bless ya Drewski ;) holy shit Bryan's a menace. This was a great 3rd edition to the skeeter and yancy stories i cannot wait for the next one XD
One of my little cousin@ was similar
But
Thank goodness not that bad
Man I love skeeter and Yancey we need more of them.
Corn Dog and all the tricks he played on his family was hilarious x
I love Skeeter and Yancey!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
I tuned into this podcast from Apple on Saturday 12/10 at approximately 6:00AM EST - I was barely awake… from the first minute - I was hooked…couldn’t stop laughing & was on the hook for what would happen next! OMGOODNESS the goofy characters had me in tears ! I had to pause & rewind a few times. Wayy better than TV, or movies! The author & Drew sucked me right into the story with those crazy assed characters. I had a blast!! Looking forward to the next story with those country/slick bumpkins!!🤣🤣
Thank you so much, Drew et al for a fantastic rendition of Lynn's wonderful tale. What a lot of similes!! As always, much love and enjoy your collective weekends, et vas-toi encouler!! (I THINK that's right; I haven't done a French swear for years!)
Great story...excellent delivery I love the voices and sound effects...very well done and thank you so much
Really love your show. Look forward to it each week
Me to
Excellent as always!! Thanks Mr. DREW!
My brother from another mother! You're the man, Drew.
Amazing voice like rich bourbon....
I absolutely love the Skeeter and Yancy stories. Couldn't ask for a better person to read them. Your pretty damn amazing Drew Blood. Thank you for another great read.
None of the holidays things. But just to hear a great story.
Oh Snap Skeeter and yancey' s back !😁c'mon chester sit on my lap! lol
I love Drew, Skeeter, Yancey and the newcomers! Lynn you are a hilarious writer. I laughed so hard, again!
Nobody can do it like you Drew, so thank you very much and go..... yourself, with 💕
Wrong video to fall asleep on!!! I keep having laughing fits in the middle of the night 😂
Hells Eeeeeyayuuuussss!
I absolutely love the skeeter and yancey stories, keep it up y’all!
Madder than a pill popper with lockjaw…. it hurts my heart to think about that situation lol I love these skeeter and yancey stories.
Hell yes!!!!!!!
Please write more this is great.
I laughed so hard I wished I had Huggines on.
Tnx Drew.
Hope everyone has a great week coming up
This is the best one yet 😂
Great job, D Blood!
This a good long one I am entertained and I will support
Omg this was awesome I look forward for you Drew,😍😍😍 Paul, Nick, Steve Melissa Otis and the others every week here @ CTFDN because of outstanding tales like this from all my favorite authors on this platform. I can't stop saying this you guys are the best on CZcams hands down!!!💯💯💯💯🤟🤟🤟🤟🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Oh hell lol...now I tickled a bit; I'm laughing so fucking hard.
I have to say... this had me laughing almost teary eyed. Pyro corn dog 😂😂😂😂😂❤
Thank you. Favorite narrator!
Another great one!!
Thumbs-up then listen 🎶 great 👍🏽 to be hear drew, we got slingblade jokes.
Ty I needed this
My stomach hurts; I'm laughing so fucking hard
DREW AND CREW...WONDERFUL JOB GUYS AND GALS....LOVE THE SHOW...MUCH LUV FROM N.AUGUSTA S.C
Ok I see I cannot listen to this at work, they're going to fire me for screaming laughing
i sure wish these 2 good ole boyshad more than 3 stories, damn these are good!
Search their Nam
You will be happy
sure wish i had more to contribute, but a huge "thank you" is about all ive got to offer right now.
(btw someone should check that amazon link.)
1:17:51, Detonating cord does not explode, it burns at 21,000 to 24,000 ft/s or 4 miles per second.
OMG 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I cannot stop laughing ! OMFG!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍😁
I need to write these down! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:13:21, the warning before firing a rocket propelled grenade is " back blast area clear" !
19 hours late - but better late than never! Skeeter and Yancey have cult following for those in the know!
Every time I see Skeeter and Yancey I know I'm going to laugh my ass off I love the skeeter and Yancey stories they're great they need to keep coming but I'm waiting on the rough beast part 3 one of two came out but man I want number three I can't wait till that one comes out
Me 2
I just wanted to say... Thank you for paying attention and you are awesome! I still laugh my fool head off every time you say, go fuck yourself! Thanks for saying it! You Rock!!!!
1:09:39, in Texas an armadillo makes a grunting sound.
Anyone else feel like we're hearing Billy Bob from slingblade?
Ain't saying it's bad just sayin
I ended up in special forces for breaking into a national guard armory right before I turned 18.
I had to listen to the jokes again 🤣🤣🤣
Is this akin to Debbie does Dallas? For if so we're in for a treat😳😏
Drew, will there be “For Goodness Sake” part 3 this year?
Whoop Whoop homies
Smokem if you got them
✌🏻🐵✌🏻
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET 💦
To the windows!!!! 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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May I have more please?
Cut Hair / Shovel Shit
Strippers often TRADE FOR A's 🤣🤣🤣👍♥️
Yee & Haw 😎
were are Dale and Earl?
God I love this story you guys have the best riders ever I haven't left so hard in a long time since the last eater and Yancey one God that was an awesome story I laughed my ass off especially the end
When a story mentions guns, a specific guns actually, it'd be nice if the author actually, don't know, learned about them first? I'm not even a gun owner, yet my ears hurt really bad when "50 round clip" or "extracting shells" happened. AR platform uses magazines, 50 round "clip" would be an absolute nigtmare to use, 50 round magazine? No problem.
And these are not "shells", but "cases. Shells are shotgun cartridges or tank projectiles with some kind of cavity inside (there were "solid" AP shells for tanks, but even those had tracers, and I guess the name "shell" was used because it was more convenient).
So..hawt..🤤
🔥Whoop Whoop homie🔥
Smoke some grass and chill on your ass
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Bored
Thank you... Much love from N.C.
Back at ya from va.
And I hope you have another one with Rudy better known as Rudolph since he became Santa or one of the Santas