"Splittail Files #6: The Cat House: Geoff Sturtevant" Creepypasta 💀 S2E04 DREW BLOOD'S Dark Tales
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- This week on DBDT, Sheriff Ball and Deputy Dingle respond to an odoriferous emergency at the McAllen house.
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"Splittail Files #6: The Cat House" by Geoff Sturtevant
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The only story that nearly gave me an asthma attack.
Great stuff.
This story had me lookin' at my cat like, "Don't even think about it." Hahaha I love the Dingle and Ball stories.
Had headphones on doing things and kept bursting out with laughter and my partner kept looking at me weirdly. LOVED this story and story telling 🤣❤️
Man o man...what a tale folks...i was there withem the whole time...meow
Thanks so much guys! Been looking forward to another "tail"!
Those damn mourning doves shit all over my railings too.
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Lmao those cat names I'm dying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Love Drew Blood .👍💪👊☮️
Was so good yesterday, I came back for seconds.
MC you have such good taste.My friend good to see you!❤️ 💜🐾❤️
@@norapaquette1057 Likewise. 😁
😀 🛼
Not Geoff trying to bag some of Jason's old girlfriends 😂😂🤣I caught that.
The cat names reminded me of the Rowan Atkinson skit of the headmaster reading the students’ names.
Great job as always! Drew and Geoff go together like, well balls go with dingles ;)
Drew, I agree with you Horror and comedy are different sides of a coin.Loving me some splittail files .Having difficulty visualizing sheriff s' B. greasy body in his underpants .This is 2nd listening for me.Thankyou Drew, and Geoff and all the gang. 💜🐾❤️
Thank you Nora!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Geoff thankyou for a very, very well done and so delicious tale.You are such a fine author and love horror mixed with humor.You are great at the style of catching me off my guard with the the funny, only to creep us out the next second.I just love it .You are such fun.Please so please keep it UP! LOL--- yikes! 💜🐾❤️
2nd go through for me as well Nora 😉, I must say the images were a bit more vibrant this time. Which I cannot say I am grateful for 😒🤢.
To me, the Sheriff always carried a Sam Elliott vibe. The mysterious man's man; Handsome, charming, and rugged good looks allowing him to maintain success in spite of his strong aversion to work. Obvious intelligence used to manipulate the simple minds around him and maintain levels of laziness which boarder upon utter corruption. But he's a philosopher; a deep thinker. And, like many philosophers, he is able to comfortably shape his worldview to support his daily decision to do the least amount of work possible.
But, as mama would say, we can't decide what direction the winds are gonna blow you, but we can adjust our sails to avoid any major obstacles. Or minor ones. Or, preferably, deputy dingle can adjust those sails; as my hands are slippery with suntan oil.
@@jackiec498 First, nice to see your response, thanks.Us fans must stick together.Really enjoyed your view of Ball and Dingle. Ball somewhat reminds me of the character MONK from the series with same name (tv) .Thankyou for your reply hope to hear from you in the future, friend.💜🐾❤️
This is the second time around for me - this one had me listening on Apple in the early hours of Friday morning, giggling like a schoolkid! Messrs Blood and Sturtevant are THE best double act! Those cat names! You guys are a breath of fresh air - metaphorically speaking! Once again, thanks for the salutation at the end - GFY and please keep doing what you're doing because you rock like AC/DC performing "Highway To Hell"!
That FB post of yours was prophetic, huh? Thanks Lindy!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Anytime! It brought back memories of the time Willow went through a phase of taking over the bathroom sink and she would NOT budge!😹
Listening to Agnes name off those cats, and then Dingle started reciting the lords prayer, I was dying! Haven't laughed like that in a while.
Thank you to everyone involved. 🤣🤣👌 Great story
I felt the Deputies pain good thing he is such a courageous and brave mountain of a man.
Holy shit! Thank you.
I love this channel and all the work that goes into it. It's an honor Mr. Blood.
🇬🇧 Well That was some cat Tale!
Couldnt believe you mentioned Sailing to Byzantium by W.B. Yeats ! The brilliant Irish poet & mystic!!
Ive just finished reading
The Celtic Twilight also by
WB Yeats, My! What an enthralling read,
Ever read The Stolen Child poem by Yeats?
Alot of food for thought in that poem
So cheers to you Capt Blood & i was thrilled to little mint balls to hear another Ball & Dingle adventure
Heres to You & Geoff, what a team 🇬🇧👧
Loved this tale and the cat names....hilarious!! I didn't write them down but I heard lyrics to several songs in there. Very cool.
Also his reference of jar baby Bob's: "well I'll be dipped..."!
@@TdawnT Yes! I say I'll be dipped sometimes since hearing it. LOL
Ducking in to say HI and thanks for the entertainment, JS and DB, love you guys! ngfy 😘
So excited for the new ‘tail’. Please keep them coming! This bromance positively *sends* me. And the sneezing, sweet cheeses, you two are solid gold. Thank you yet again for all your hard work! 🙏 ❤
What would a Ball be like without a little Dingle? Love listening to these stories. Nice one Geoff. Perfect as usual Drew. You guys turned a bad night into a good morning. Hi from London @ 4:33 in the AM.
Deputy Dingle always get`s the very short end of the stick. This time he got it very very short and a cat on his face. Keep up the good work Drew! and Geoff.
Poor Deputy Dingle! 😆
Absolutely brilliant, the delivery of the cat names & Diggles expressions kept making me laugh & gag, keep up the good work Sheriff
Geoff, our cat had kittens recently. I would like to thank you. The crazy lady sitting on the other end of the couch just named every one of those fuzzy mother scratchers. Dill hole🤦♂️
😂 I love it! Give the crazy lady my regards!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 will do! Just so you know, I don't own a Britny Fox tour tshirt, but I do have a signed Cinderella album. Split-tail is a state of mind 😎
@@jeremyshackelford8080 I'll trade you my shirt for your album. Send yours first!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 your shirt for "a fuzzy widdle butt plug?" Her words
Let's face it... Drew Blood is the GOAT of narration on this channel. Not gassing on the other narrators but Drew just has that super do pitch convinced with he gets most of the funnier stories. Either way shout out to Geoff as well. He's a solid second in my choices... Geoff also does kick ass impressions of Drew's voice
Drew,Geoff,Chester & kittie cats 🐱
Forgot to comment on the podcast. Always forget 🤦♀️🤪
Come here for a double take because….well, it’s Drew!!! 😃🌹😉
Have a great weekend y’all!!!
Thanks for listening Luisa!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Heyyyy..I’m a fan for life!!! Thanks 😊
My eyes are streaming, not with cats but with laughing, great stuff 😂
Geoff Sturtevant is a bloomin' comic *genius!* (As I never tire of saying!) Laughed till I cried and we all need some laughter! Drew is a fantastic storyteller! What a double-act.. I loved the Macallen voices.. 🤣 Dingle and Ball.. can't wait for your next case!
Thanks for listening Pimpy! Splittail needs an Italian restaurant, I'm thinking. Maybe Splittail Fettuce and Used Tires.
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Yes, Geoff!!! 🍝🍕🇮🇹
I can see him now, the owner, "Santino Stronzo". short and plumpy, thinks he's the bees knees with the ladies.. has a habit of laughing too much at his own jokes and pretending to spill coffee (empty cups) over his clients and making them jump 'coz he thinks it's hilarious.. I knew one like that! 🤣 Sandrino means "little saint" - a real name. "Stronzo" isn't so nice a word.. lmao! 🤭 He goes around saying flowery phrases like, _"Non rompere le palle, testa di cazzo!"_ 😄😘
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Franco Fanculo makes great fettuccine too 🍝🤣 (I made another comment before this but can't see it now! Maybe my Italian was too flowery 🤣)
Yes, Geoff!!! 🍝🍕🇮🇹
I can see him now, the owner, "Santino Str*nzo". short and plumpy, thinks he's the bees knees with the ladies.. has a habit of laughing too much at his own jokes and pretending to spill coffee (empty cups) over his clients and making them jump 'coz he thinks it's hilarious.. I knew one like that! 🤣 Sandrino means "little saint" - a real name. "Str*nzo" isn't so nice a word.. lmao! 🤭 He goes around saying flowery phrases like, _"Non rompere le p*lle, testa di c*zzo!"_ 😄😘
@@pimpozza I'll have to consult with you! 👍
Favorite story series, favorite narrator. Good times
My man!
Without my dark humor, I'd have no sense of humor.... Then again it's like food in the old Soviet Union: not everyone gets it.
Not appreciating Dark Humor is just plain UNDIGNIFIED.
Drew & Geoff: The Dynamic Duo. You both deliver great Splittail stories that my wife and I look forward to the next. Keep up the amazing work.
Bless you, my Spasian friend
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Bless you too, Geoff.
I knew damn well they weren't going to drink that lemonade ‼️
Cat jumped on dingle's face like a face hugger from aliens movie.
Incredible! Just perfect! Thank you so much for this:)
I absolutely HAVE to go back over this and write down these cats' names!
😂😂😂😂 polish the rod? I'm dead.
I loved this story. I have 4 cats and 5 kittens so far. I hope I don't turn into a crazy cat lady. Anyway one of the best stories ever.
Friday...work done...pizza...joint....cats....this is gunna be good D man....thank yoy
Cat names are stellar.
Ah I love the splittail files, reminds me of home
I hope chilling tales makes a playlist of all of these.
Me too, because I can’t find the previous episodes.
@@LuckyMel The Showgoat, The Peeper, The Protuberance, Splittail Noir: The Hinky Bruno, Goats Welcome, and this one. And since you're a nurse, I know none of these will be enough to gross you out!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 that’s very true, sir.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ definitely neva a let down on this podcast!!!
oooooh split tale i love the sheriff and deputy!!!
🤓❤️
The sheriff is my new zen master, but I have to wait til I make parole. 😄
I lost it over all the cats names hahahaahahha
Just Love you Drew. Please keep them coming. I for one just never get enough of you.. Winky hehe
Thanks for helping me take a dump. Now I have to figure out how to peal my ass off of this toilet seat.
This is going to be fun. You all are the best. Trying to sleep. Laughing to hard.
Bless you, Deputy Dingle!!!🤣
Proper good story, very funny and very well read.
Love it when Geoffs on
The thought of that cat house smell made me gag. Nothing gets that cat piss/ poop/ spray smell out of carpet, flooring, furniture etc. It will haunt a house longer than any phantom. Once it's there, it's there for life. 🤢🤮
I cam totally see an old cat lady in South Park naming her cats like this.😂😂😂
Where is little Chester. I didn't hear a mention of him this time. I like hearing Chester doing his grunt and splash.
Drew blood is the G.O.A.T.
You all are fucking awesome
This was so awesome =)
This story made my day 😂
I laughed till I was crying.
Gross 😝. Funny 😁. Scary 😨. Only one thing missing from this story..............
That pour deputy needs a raise. This series is one of the best on this channel. I have enjoyed all them so far. It's crazy what these two go through to keep order in their town. 😉 This is so good I have to share it with my two boys and husband..
Patricia, you gave me an idea for the future... I think the deputy DOES need a raise!
I love the descriptive badge with the old lady and the unique names for the cat😮 Jeff four set for
Wtf U mean only 17(mine) likes? This is Drew and Jeff. Ain't y'all got any dang taste?!?
Chris is correct, everyone will blow this episode up with love! 💜🐾❤️
I enjoyed this alot❤❤❤
The name of those cats lol
Some folks 'round here are still upset about Mr. Jason Hill leaving CTDN. Well, if there's one thing I'v'e learned in my life it's gotta be this: People have to leave somethin' in order to pursue somethin'.
He's definitely left his mark on this channel and with all of his fans!
Definitely left his mark. I wish I knew where the hell he is now. Thank goodness for DB, JS, and Fear From The Heartland. Otherwise I’d have unsubbed CTDN once Jason left.
Well I just about could smell that house 😳😵💫🤢🤮😵
I fukn love the splittail series. This would make 1 hellava tv show. Reno 911 would be replaced.
I love your stories (and cats) but usually I don't get nauseous. This one is so gross. Well done, dudes!!! 😹😻
O'yeah here we go!!
(Thumbs-up first then listen).
Man if you don't laugh at the split tells there's something wrong with you I laughed my ass off my ribs hurt sometimes you got to keep up the split tail files I'm sorry they're great never get rid of them same with Skeeter and that's another one if you don't laugh there's something wrong with
WE LOVE CHESTER ❤ IN BROOKLYN NY....
Splittail? 😶
DickTitts. Hot damn, Jeff. Lmao...And Drew, U do a great ol' lady voice. I think Ur my Mamaw.
Bet The Pimp’s lurking……
😻😻😻😻😻😻 *Queeeeeefy!* 😘
@@pimpozza how’s pimpin’ ?
Those ho’s making your skrilla ?
Our Geoff,
Which art infinite and then a little bit more,
Infinity plus 10% say ?
I haven’t even heard this yet and I’m hard already.
In a totally straight, platonic way…..
😂😂😂
That was uuuumm - interesting 🤔
😐🤨😒😟☹️🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
😰🤗
The thought of that cat house smell made me gag. Nothing gets that cat piss/ poop/ spray smell out of carpet, flooring, furniture etc. It will haunt a house longer than any phantom. Once it's there, it's there for life. 🤢🤮