"The Show Goat" Creepypasta 💀 DREW BLOOD (Scary Horror Stories Audiobook)
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"The Show Goat"
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PRODUCER'S NOTE: This dark comedy story is disturbing and not for younger audiences. You have been warned! SYNOPSIS: A terrible crime has been committed, but the victim isn't talking 👥 MORE OF AUTHOR GEOFF STURTEVANT: www.creepypastastories.com/authors/geoff-sturtevant/ 📚 READ ALONG: www.creepypastastories.com/the-show-goat/ 🔑 CTFDN PATRONS - DOWNLOAD THIS STORY AD-FREE: bit.ly/3aCuPHd ⚰️️ Get more DREW BLOOD on our playlist:
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So is this "The Hitchhikers Guide to a Goat Phuckin"??😂😂
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We are scum,
We are not worthy.......
In Geoff we trust.
I was laughing all throughout the story, loved it.
Hey guys! I just wanna let yall know a bit about this story....Geoff and I were having a Chat On the phone a few weeks back when I nonchalantly mentioned that I needed to feed my daughter's FFA show goat. His mind went into overdrive immediately and about a week later we had this story lol Fun fact: Geoff Sturtevant is voicing Deputy Dingle! Enjoy!
I still don't know what FFA stands for, but I'm sure it's a helluva goat!
Future Farmers of America, I believe.
Has your daughter's goat placed in any competitions or did the pandemic delay its first show?
😂 Lol - The background information somehow makes this story even more disturbingly funny
@@DustWarden no shows yet its still a youngster
I haven't laughed like this in years! Holy mother of God this is comedic genius at play!
"Cornhole a show goat" has such wonderful alliteration.
😂 Wouldn't that be a great name for a new rock band?? -- "Cornhole A Show Goat" 😀
Wow, this one was really great!
I didnt think that a goat getting smashed would be so ingenious to listen to.
Lmao
I know what ya mean! Geoff's mind is a little skewed i think 😂
@@drewblood325 I would speculate that you and Geoff are both somewhat skewed and warped, but in a good way, the coolest way 😁 ---I wish I had a fraction of the talent required to present this story in this perfect balance of interwoven details.
@@drewblood325 Its a Beautiful mind, friend. 😂🤣😂
Dude...what a cool story! The characters were amazing...just everything was so damn good!
That was excellent
I have so many questions for the creators, but the biggest one is whether this story was written for this particular narrator or the match was just a happy accident.
I wrote this specifically for Drew and I! If it wasn't for him, it wouldn't have happened.
Thanks Geoff it was a match in heaven. Awesome story
I imagine after this offering it could
be more like a case of The Creator having a few questions for Geoff....
@@geoffsturtevant6023 I imagine it wouldn't have - it takes a special kind of talent to make something like this work. Bravo, gentlemen.
@@mjskinner9288 thank YOU!
Awesome story. Thanks for writing it Geoff Sturtevant. Thanks to Drew Blood for a smashing narration. A BIG thank you to Chilling Tales for Dark Nights for bringing it all together 🙏🤜
Thank you so much Mj!
😂 The combined talent of Geoff and Drew! *Comedic genius!* Loved Geoff's performance as deputy Dingle and Drew expertly switches voices. _Laundry is hilarious!_ Omg, I laughed sooooo much.. 🤣🤣 Thanks for this, guys!
Hahaha! Thanks very much, pimpozza😆 This one was such a blast to make and I'm happy you liked it! Take care!
Thanks! This one was FUN!
There's so much I would like to quote that I can't remember them all 😂😂😂
Mr. Laundry’s monologue is probably the one for me, captured the essence of life itself in my humble opinion at least.
@@chrisvandick591 yup I agree with you it really sums up the reality of life 🙂
Thanks guys!!
@@daygoncornhole2395 Daygon, this story taught me a thing or two about "cornhole" LOL Bet Drew had a hard time reading this without cracking up laughing 🤣🤣 and I agree, so many genius funny quotes!!!!!!!
@@pimpozza yup I agree with you there about the cornhiling part 😂😂
Omg so hilarious 🤣🤣
Good morning all.
Earliest I've ever been on viewing & commenting. Have a GR8 day all.
Oh my
The funniest creepy pasta I've ever heard LOL!
Thank you, everybody! If CTFDN will have us, Ball and Dingle will be back for another (very serious) investigation.
SERIOUSLY SERIOUS🤨
@@drewblood325 MMMPH!! 🤢
@@geoffsturtevant6023 BAAAAAAAA🐐
Oh it *MUST* be, guys! It simply _must_ be! Ball & Dingle.. come back soon! Your talent knows no bounds and having such comedy in a "chilling tale" is simply *UNIQUE!* You must have soooooo many outtakes.. even you guys couldn't have *possibly* kept a straight face through this little gem! 🤣🤣🐐👮♂️ And the name _Laundry!!!!_ Classic! Never heard anything more original in my life! *Hilarious! Bloody BRILLIANT!*
I laugh more and more listening to this.. Geoff is a genius writing this stuff and you two narrating it.. I chuckle just *IMAGINING* you both.. OMG it is sooooo funny.. too many classic lines.. they just flew out the story like that lil dove 🤣🕊👍♥️ Geoff, thanks to some comment by Drew about his daughter's goat.. you have created a pair way better than ANY other detective team.. sometimes the best things are born from the simplest things. Sherlock Holmes and Dr, Watson eat yer hearts out.. _you aint got nothing on Ball & Dingle!_ My biggest compliments, guys.. this is pure *GENIUS!*
Between the narrator and the writer they are so talented I felt like I was rite there lmao. This just made my day.
Thanks Angela!
Hi Drew love your narrations big up from Trinidad 🇹🇹
Hey Trinity! Thank you so much!
This is a very easy story to sit back and enjoy a beer while laughing your ass off at. Great reading and hilarious writing.
Even without looking at the author, I recognized this as Geoff's work about five minutes in. He has a very distinct style that's witty and vulgar at the same time, dripping with dark humor, and Drew does a great job with his stories. I especially liked the voice of Laundry.
Thank you Vesp! Your name sounds like a fancy new Barilla pasta. Now I'm starving. 🍝
What a hilarious way to start my day!!! 💕🤣
Ball and Dingle 😂😂 This was great
Hey Buddy Guy! Glad we could make ya laugh! Good to see ya again🙏🐐
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL...NICE CHANGE OF PACE...brillant writing...narration superb!!!!....fell kinda bad for Dingle..LOL
Drew my friend...you are definitely my favorite this year...i laughed so hard during this story😅🤣😂🤣😂😉...dude...i love your voice acting...you are frick'n awesome my friend...you have definitely found your career man...great job
Hey thanks very much, Robert! So happy you enjoyed the story!
Well, there is nothing left to be said. Everything happens the way it happens. There is no need to discuss this any further.
Exactly!
@@drewblood325 My favorite story, for the fantastic entertaining narration, and the precisely crafted elegant writing. 😃 👍 Perfection!!
One of my favorites now! I LOVE this story. The narration is off the charts!
Thanks very much!
What a great story and performance. Thank you.
@Horror Vital interesting..thank you
How did I know this was one of Geoff Sturtevant’s after 10 minutes? The man really is inimitable. Thanks, Drew, for another great narration!
Thanks! Sorry it took 10 mins - I'll get right to the filth next time!
Just promise not to reference cornholing animals until the end. Feels more like a finishing move than a central conceit.
@@jerkdently5994 I apologize in advance, then!
I already heard Hard Time when I made that suggestion. Please tell me there isn’t a third animal buggery reference coming up.
@@jerkdently5994 no more!
Some story and some narration. Amazing!!
I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE! THANK YOU! lmfao TILL I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF DEAD!
😆😆😂thank you!
Omg i cant stop laughing. Poor liberachi
Hahaha!! So glad you liked it Loki!
Drew Blood is a National Treasure love his Stories and the writers are awesome as well Love it
Well the events in this story were most certainly..... unexpected, but absolutely hilarious! This was most certainly a horror story for every different reason imaginable compared to all other horror stories found on this channel especially.
Major kudos to the writer as well as the voice actors as it just wouldn't be the same if either had been missing from this story.
Now it could totally just be me with the following opinion, but this story being on CTDN was, without question, the GOAT on the channel 😉🤣
Nothing like waking up to listen to a story about a goat humper lol
This was disturbing and hilarious
Brilliant. 👏👏👏
I can't stop laughing!! What a messed up, but funny story
Haha! Glad ya enjoyed it Joleen!
That was the best story I have heard in a long time
Funny as hell, and a great ending!
ABSOLUTELY fantastic story & the VOICE is just PERFECT LOL JUST TO FUNNY I LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO MANY TIMES NOTHING SCARY BUT OH SO GOOD!!!!
I have about 10 minutes of outtakes saved. I lost it so many times trying to read these lines lmfao🤣
Excellent narration! I can’t tell you how many different times I was laughing so hard I was crying.. Thank you
Thanks!!!🤣
Fantastic, loved every minute.
Hahaha!! I love these characters & Drew Blood does THE MOST INCREDIBLE JOB narrating!! So hilarious!! Love love LOVE this
LMAO?!!?!!
I flipping love u drew blood!!!!!!!
Heehee! Thank you😆🙏
Piccolo!!!!!
I laughed through out the whole story. Cracking up still. 🤣😂😆🤪😜😝
😆thank you!
Thank you so much i laughed so hard the story was top, as was your narration thank you for the endorphins rush
F'n Superb.
Oooo these are fantastic
Glad i stumbled across em
Loved it. Fantastic voice talent.
Aww thanks, Tammy! 🙏
Drew I don't know how many ways to say it but you truly are incredible. As for your voice acting abilities you are the master of making all the voices sound completely distinct. "The thing about goats is they just stand there" has me howling but so did every five lines or so. An episode of CTFDN I will never forget and listen to over and over again to catch all the lines. Forgive me for mixing you up with Jesse Cornett but there are much worse to be confused with and you are a born master who keeps getting better and crazier each time out. Long may you run my man !
Damn Teddy, thank you so much for that. I appreciate that more than you know. As long as you and the other amazing listeners will have me, I'll keep doing my thing...always grateful 🙏🙏🙏🐐
We loved this this entire thing - show goats buttholes & cosmic philosophy/horror! Bravo, good sirs!
I liked this story very much. I almost laughed at the part about the deputy having to check the decreased man's pecker. I managed to hold back my laughter and then became grossed out by the idea of what the deputy almost had to do. Great great story everyone. Thanks CTFDN for sharing another great story.
Fecking brilliant - right up there with Jar Baby.
Is it the the same Sturteverse ?
Geoff Sturtevant! Yep!
YES! The nite cap with my nite cap!!😁
My boss keeps looking at me thru my office window.... can't tell her I'm ugly laughing because of a story about Liberace the show goat getting cornholed!! 😁😁😂😂 awesome story and even better narration!!
😂😂😂
Another Gem by Drew Blood
Many thanks!😆🙏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i absolutely love this story!!!!!!
That was psychologically scary, that sheriff was something else I hope there are more on him.
hilarious 🤣
Awesome ! 💀🎱💀
Drew. I love all your stories ❤. Keep em going 😀
Holy shit this is one of the funniest stories I've heard in the longest time!! 😂😂 This kind of reminds me of the chicken fucker scene in The Devil's Rejects. I just fell the hell over!!
This is just god-damned undignified! 🤣🤣
LOL!!!! Awesome!!!
Simply marvellous...
Just stumbled on sounds good
The greatest law enforcement team since Simon and Simon. Long may they run !
I just love how many disgusting things the Sheriff makes Dingle do.
I agree with all 3 of them.
I love Ball and Dingle. I hope to hear more from these two
LMFAO!!! I needed this after all your feels pastas
The accents are hilarious😂
I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time! I love Mick dark and his voice and his accents he's on pair with the natures temper 🙂🙂🙂
Whoops Drew blood hehehe I had a lapsus linguee
Once again d r e w is the man the best narrator in the world
My guy right here drew blood 😄 only you can make my day better great narration lol.Have you ever made any videos with somebody had to control their narrative I strongly suggest that if you have it.
When a man named laundry speaks volumes of truth! @29 minutes in. 🤦
Lmfao!!! This is undignified!!🤣😂🤣
Truly Wonderful & rare stuff ... delightful listening, such clever writing. I loved it. 💚
That was both weird and hilarious
Hilarious!
In the end, he still got inside a farmyard animal
🤔 you're right lmao!
@@drewblood325 noone left empty..... handed
What was I thinking...
Empty
Trottered
This shit was funny as hell 😂😂
I sooo wanna draw the cartoons to these stories. I see it plain as day every time I hear the ole sheriff and deputy ❤❤
Special guest appearance by Cornholio.
♥️🙌🏽DREW✊🏽♥️ .. As Usual Amazing narrating 💯🤟🏽💯
♥️✊🏽@geoffsturtevant EPIC STORY 🙌🏽ThankYouu🤟🏽💯💯💯
Smooches!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 ☘️💋💋
25:57-26:14 🤢😭😮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what cowboy boots are for you put their two back legs in the boot with you they can't get away
no fair now this ones just down right addicting 🎭👌
We got another one, Geoff!! 😜
I was prepped for this story by years of watching the Beverly Hillbillies and Mayberry RFD. In fact, Dingle and Deputy Barney Fife could be twins.
Omfg I'm fuckin dying laughing.
😂🤣😂🤣I love it .
Drew Blood is great .Thank you 🖤💀🙈🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
I'm no sniffer of men's peters!! 🤣🤣🤣
By some miracle of whatever cosmic powers currently preside over this universe I actually managed to keep my composure right up until
"A man's life hangs in the balance, deputy"
"The mans deader 'n shit, Sheriff! Only thing I see hangin' is his pecker!"
At which point my carefully maintained composure shattered into full blown, legit cackling. Only thing missing was the cauldron and if my thoroughly confused coworkers didn't already think me insane then they surely do now.
Well this was a good laugh.
10 out of 10
ENTERTAIINING
I get what this guy's coming from too for years people have been telling me something and it never means nothing laugh out loud.
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Had a look at tha man's pud. 🤣🤣🤣
For whatever reason, I assumed this scene took place at night.
Aye Drew!, when are you doin another sheriff ball & deputy dingle story?