Splittail Files #5: "Goats Welcome" Geoff Sturtevant Creepypasta 💀 S1E19 DREW BLOOD Dark Tales
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- In this nineteenth episode of Drew Blood, Sheriff Ron Ball upholds
law and order all by his lonesome while Deputy Dingle rolls around with his new girlfriend.
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"The Splittail Files #5: Goats Welcome"
Written by Geoff Sturtevant
Narrated by Drew Blood
Audio produced by Drew Blood
Scripted by Geoff Sturtevant
Video produced by N.M. Brown
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If its one thing ive learned in all my years of listenin to Creepypastas its this..Sheriff Ball is the greatest sheriff dat ever lived
Love it, Mook!
_Goats Welcome_ and Liberace makes a come-back! 🐐🤣
This was *hilarious* writing by Geoff - even the intro and outro! Those phone calls between Dingle and Ball.. I was crying! 😂 Drew's production was so spot on, I was right there in Laundry's saloon. Could smell the smoke and the ale.. and Hall got so darned close, I could even feel his stinky breath (with teeth that looked like he"d been on the same diet as Laundry's goat! 😂)
Now _that's_ talent!
_Who did the artwork?? It's fab!!_ 👏👍 Yep.. it's all bloomin' *fab!*
Pimpy!❤️ Glad you enjoyed it!
Lmao, I was waiting for Queefy's comments, Geoff.. and he never disappoints 😆
The subtle Hall & Oates references are hilarious!! 🤣🤣
He does it again!! BRAVO!!!!
Drew Blood has become my all time favorite ! Seriously have not heard one story I didn’t enjoy. Right on and thanks for the entertainment mr.blood.
Drew yah done it again n put a smile on my dial, that was before I even has a listen in. Can't imagine the work in the mixing, talking, goat shirting of putting one story together, awesome.. Old Splittail Sheriff n Dingle berries will never get old.... Keep'em creating those wild stories Geoff....
I can't handle it!! I love the Hall and Oates reference, but when you played "Maneater" in the background...I lost it!! I love it!!
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Just what I needed to chase away the winter tristesse! Drew and Geoff, you are as welcome as a goat in February! Okay, 'fess up, which one of you is the Hall and Go-I mean Oates - fan?😹
Thanks Lindy! I'll admit to occasionally tapping a foot to "You make my dreams"
@@geoffsturtevant6023 🤔 well, well, well you..... you make my goats eat shoes 🎶
@@jackiec498 😁
I hope this doesn't end. You both have a fantastic connection. Thank you for the side busting laughter I needed!
Thank you Geoff and Drew! And Chester.
😂👍
Thanks for listening!
@@geoffsturtevant6023 😘👍
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in all my years of Geoff and Drew listening it’s this :
Nothing engorges me to full tumescence like these guys.
Anyone need any diamonds cut ?
Queefy, you're a gentleman and a scholar!
Ok memo to me, do NOT listen to The Splittail series while at work! I'm just glad I had my office door shut, I don't need folks thinking I'm more nanners than I already am by giggling like a fool! You done did it again Mr. Blood! 🤣🤣🤣
Love this story no matter how many times I hear it, think time for another Splittail story....
You & Me both!
I flipping love this series! Good for a belly chuckle! As always your amazing Drew!
Man I love these stories!!
Absolutely amazing!
Love me some splittail ! Thanks guys !
😎 Love all the H&O songs in there. Greatness all around.
hellllll yeah the crazy mind of Geoff of cant wait! let's goooo!
I truly love these guys!!
Loved it, funny as hell. Thank you for this one. I needed that today 🤣 No one but Drew Blood could pull this off and have the same effect.
You got a genre all your own!
I just enjoy this series so much! Thank you!
Britny Fox, Hall and Oates, L.A. Gear. Dang Geoff, sounds like my childhood. Brilliant story, amazing narration
😂Thanks man!
Absolutely love this series. More, please!
We NEED a new split tail files!!!
Love this .Thank you ✌️💌👊💪💘
Brother Blood you do some INCREDIBLE voices!! Outstanding work!! 👊😎
Edit: Geoff you are an AMAZING writer!!!
Really appreciate that Tenzen!
Hallo mr Drew love your voice and I will download your story's as soon as I'm notified. Can't always listen immediately. But I always listen. And Jeff please keep writing about our dear sheriff and deputy. Karima South Africa
M-e-t-h-o-d
out of touch
I can’t go for that, no can do.
I see what you did there. Awesome.
And WOW what an ending comment thanks Drew
Really enjoyed this
Your knob adjusted huh!?... polishing and slobbing the knob? One good turn deserves another , LOL
That was too good? I laughed the whole time. 💯😆
I got so excited to listen when I saw what the story was about!
Awesome
Much love
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right on time..... Mr Sturters, thank you!!!! 😚😘 I am laughing before I've started listening 🤣🤣
Seems like that Laundry just can't stop attracting trouble, but it's good to know Liberace is thriving nonetheless.
"Damnit Yolanda.....why you goTta emasculate me like that in front of Liberace!?? I'll never hear the end of this!"
Bravo
There’s my buddyyyyy!! Thanks Drew🌹♥️😃 love your posts!! There’s no one like you . You definitely have a way with words and voices Lmao 😂
Bring back Yolanda in more stories, Geoff.
lawd ham mecy ....im laughing my ass off to these stories lol
I like before i have to lissen ...cause this here is the good shhhhit.hell yeah😊
My God this would be an amazing adult cartoon
That's so funny!!
♥️Geoff n Drew🩸♥️🙌🏽♥️🙌🏽♥️
ROCK ON 🤘🏽 BROTHERS!! Thanks for entertaining us as Usual!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Our DYNAMIC DUO!! I Frickin LOVE 💕 THIS SERIES 💯💯💯
Heya joie! Thanks a lot! ❤️
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Hey 👋🏽 Geoff♥️ it’s been a while! Hope your doing good♥️
@@joieztube doing great, hope you too! Thanks for popping in!
Hey y'all!! ❤️ I hope you are all having a great evening! 😊 Ready to hear a good story!! ❤️
Good to see you! 😀
There was so much cowboy talk that i couldn't follow 80% of that.
OMG = Oh My Geoff !!!!!!!
Lmao.. Queeeeefy! I was waiting for your comments, Paul! 🤣🤣
Hall and Oates !!!!! 😫😄😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fucking hilarious...... fantastically brilliant!!! Love the drawing Thank you
♥️Anticipating max Titillation!♥️
I hope it did the trick❤️
@@geoffsturtevant6023 Can't stop smiling, and only 11 mins in! You behave yourself with Chester. 😆😝😍
Best shit on the internet’s. Fur sure
🔥🔥💯💯👍🏽
Whoop Whoop homies
Smokem if you got them
✌🏻🐵✌🏻
🤣 this isn't horror, still thanks guys. I used to do a lot of hold em. Pretty good.
Master Drew Blood😱😱😱😱😱🎃🎃🎃🎃
Square footage 🤣🤣
Liberacce !!!
Give him an alligator ?
I know she doesn't appear in this installment, but I still wanna ask: does doing Clara's voice hurt?
M-e-t-h-o-d method lol
Tribute to Wu Tang
This story here I laughed my ass off the guy that wrote this I'm sorry you got one hell of a funny bone if you didn't laugh while listen was playing there was something wrong with because like I said I laughed my ass say it again you guys have some of the best this podcast and tails from heartland you guys got the best writers of all some of the best so yeah I give you guys 1 out of 5 Stars I'll give you guys a 10
I got news for you poopypants!
👍👏
I would love to throw some dollars in your direction sir, unfortunately I’m currently living on the edge of being homeless and all other things impecunious 🤣it’s not actually funny but hey, you need a dark sense of humour to survive? I was only introduced to the whole Interweb idea when my Cupcake introduced me to Reddit r/ widows I’ve since enjoyed a lot of TikTok and accustomed myself to finding music that I love x
I'm a movie nut
Since I've found Drew. I can't watch movies
your playlist link is broken
Ok it says in the car house that was part 6
I can't find 1-3
Plz help
Boo horrible accent unsubed . it made my
right eye bleed.