That's usually the case with slasher horrors generally the killer is more likeable as a character like Friday the 13th for example Jason drowned because camp counselors were banging and now he wants revenge on sex crazed teens
"Looks like I have something you don't got, turkey" "What's that Derren? A vagina?" "You just got STUFFED" Honestly, turkey is by far the best character, he's actually unironically funny
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As someone that kept turkeys, I can safely say that this movie is accurate. (For context male turkeys are extremely aggressive. Like, the raptors from Jurassic park aggressive.)
Now I'm just imagining a crossover where Freddy meets the turkey. It would be stupid, but it would be worth it just to see Freddy's reaction to meeting this foul-mouthed talking bird. XD
17:00 I like to imagine her dad has just the most random, yet convenient book collection. "This is my book about killer turkeys, and this is my book about narcoleptic pirates, and this is my book about polar bears who like soda, and this one is about how to befriend guys with chainsaw hands."
okay but this would be such a funny plot device for a like 8-10 episode mini series kind of like scooby doo or x-files where they have different supernatural situations and one of the characters has a book for every situation they get into 😂 i say mini series tho bc i think more then a few episodes it would get annoying
my sister demanded we watch a Thanksgiving movie on Thanksgiving and I hate hallmark movies so this is the one I chose, I think she regretted every decision she'd ever made after the first 90 seconds
Mine might be: "I don't know how to kill this turkey. I mean, hell, he's survived everything we've thrown at him." "No! We haven't done anything to stop him yet." "Oh yeah."
seems like a movie that was made simply because a bunch of friends wanted to make something and have fun with no budget and just had a blast atleast that the vibes i get from it
Tragically, it was my mother that first told me about this movie. Didn't even warn me about the introductory tit shot like homie in the video did. But God did I love Kennie and James talking about it 🤣
Man, I actually tried to watch this POS film, it was one of the few movies that were just so bad I didn't want to waste my time watching. My biggest question is what's it gonna take to get you guys to watch this film's sequel Thankskilling 3.... yes it's actually called 3 despite being the 2nd one, cause that is the joke.
To everyone who replied to my comment about finding the Norbit movie funny even though I'm about to turn 18... I TURNED 18 ON THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! Now you can make fun of me for finding that movie funny even though I'm 18 now.
My roommate in college showed me this my first Thanksgiving away from home. I instantly loved it. I watch this every Thanksgiving as tradition. Thanks for giving this more light!! 👍
The best part is that there is no Part 2 but there is a Part 3! The first movie to ever skip its own sequel! I watch both of these movies every Thanksgiving ever since they came out.
I don’t know loads about thanksgiving traditions because I’m English, but I will now assume that this is how it is celebrated. I will not be listening to any other opinions on how thanksgiving should be done, talking murderous turkey or nothing.
I love bad movies where the villain or killer is something you’d never expect especially when it’s an inanimate object like the one about the killer tire or the killer recliner lmao. Also the entire like $4,000 budget for this movie was probably spent on the turkey puppet LMAO!! He’s gotta be my favorite movie killer 😆🦃
this movie is basically like every high school short film project if they didn’t restrict the kids
Someone tell me what horrors that link leads to
@@A_Toaster some music video in a different language.
@@jayfrost2132 probably the fucking weebs
Nah even kids wouldn’t create this sh!+
Omgoodness you are so right! 🤣🤣🤣
I think we can all agree the turkey is objectively the best character here
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2. Oh for sure
That's usually the case with slasher horrors generally the killer is more likeable as a character like Friday the 13th for example Jason drowned because camp counselors were banging and now he wants revenge on sex crazed teens
But fuck that turkey he killed a dog
There is no debate 😌👌❤
Nice yusuke pfp
The guy voicing the Turkey clearly had the time of his life
It's utterly hilarious thinking about how this dude looked in the recording room while voicing this character
At first, I thought making the turkey talk was a bad move because it sounded so stupid, but that talking turkey is the best thing in the movie.
Yeah, he's literally the only thing that makes the rest of the movie bearable.
"Ah, ah fuck, I'm pissed"
"Looks like I have something you don't got, turkey"
"What's that Derren? A vagina?"
"You just got STUFFED"
Honestly, turkey is by far the best character, he's actually unironically funny
You might like "Scarecrow" also, same kind of movie with lots of great lines from the scarecrow.
And how no one is even the slightest questioning a talking turkey
Who's willing to bet that this movie was planned to be a porn?
@@flufflesconticchio3885 uhhhh, what’s the link for, uh, pal?
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@@flufflesconticchio3885 that one right there, behind your sentence?
@@marcogonzales7070 it was a link to a tv show
@@Dhiederix thanks
Where’s Peta Jones when you need him...
Still lost in time
but he would want to keep the turkey alive because it's a nonhuman animal
He's coming and he's just becoming stronger and when he arrives we will bow to him as our god
ITS PETA JONES
This was literally my thought when the turkey.......... stuffed that girl. And then, you know, was set on fire
“Not all heroes wear capes. Some.. Watch terrible movies so we don’t have to”
- Someone who watched Zombeavers
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@@AxxLAfriku It is I Lord saage
The likes are nice
AxxL not gonna sugarcoat it, nobody cares
Zombeavers? Dead vaginas comes back to life to eat human flesh?
This movie had a $3500 budget. THREE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED
What
Most animated movies are in the millions, even the bad ones.
That's like nothing you realise
Just feeding all of the actors and gas alone probably ate up a thousand.
@@DriftyPlus they're pointing out that it's nothing
As someone that kept turkeys, I can safely say that this movie is accurate.
(For context male turkeys are extremely aggressive. Like, the raptors from Jurassic park aggressive.)
I can verify this.
Shit! There are wild turkeys living in my area!
@@FeralFelineFriend Wild turkeys are fine, you should be afraid of domestic turkeys.
Do they do turkey cannibalism like chickens do?
@@lucapeyrefitte6899 No
That sassy Turkey is now my favourite villain ever, no joke.
i mean hes basically an animal freddy krueger
I reeeaaally wanna hang out with that turkey. He got me chuckling!
An antagonist doesn’t have to be a villain, just someone who is against the protagonist.
This is basically every Thanksgiving I had with my family.
Relatable
Same I've died at family gatherings so many times
yea turkeys usually go murder happy all the time at our family gatherings
I feel like I should be concerned
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman
“I may have lost my parents; but, I gained a girlfriend.”
This exudes “let’s do this again ;)” energy
Oh ok thanks. Wasn’t expecting this, but ok.
It's pansexual Anakin!
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Here's where the fun begins
This whole movie is just one big Oblivion NPC dialogue
So the concept of this movie is Freddy Krueger if he was a Turkey?
I'm crying... lol
You could almost say the turkeys name is.... Freddy Kruegey.
Ok I'll leave
So true!!!
sup *BITCH*
Now I'm just imagining a crossover where Freddy meets the turkey. It would be stupid, but it would be worth it just to see Freddy's reaction to meeting this foul-mouthed talking bird. XD
Thank you for bringing attention to this masterpiece.
“It’s THANKSGIVING, not TITSGIVING!”
Good god I love this movie
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When Elvis left after the dog got killed, I thought Peta Jones was gonna come in.
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Well there’s less editing, so he would have to leave and get dressed for a skit. Since they’re doing the video together, it... nevermind.
17:00 I like to imagine her dad has just the most random, yet convenient book collection.
"This is my book about killer turkeys, and this is my book about narcoleptic pirates, and this is my book about polar bears who like soda, and this one is about how to befriend guys with chainsaw hands."
Thanks for the laugh
@@jeremyfrasier4280 WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?
okay but this would be such a funny plot device for a like 8-10 episode mini series kind of like scooby doo or x-files where they have different supernatural situations and one of the characters has a book for every situation they get into 😂
i say mini series tho bc i think more then a few episodes it would get annoying
@@ashegrey3042 yeah, if Netflix picked it up for like 2 seasons, I'd watch it
A Pig an Alien and a Turkey entertained thousands of people for 30 min.
Imagine saying this to someone.
this movie is giving me Troma vibes, its so beautifully trashy and stupid
This could actually be considered a spiritual sequel to Troma's very own "Poultrygeist".
@@cartooncritique6625 yes! Lol. I was gonna reply with same
What's troma?
@@Oyasumi05 It was an independent film company that was famous for producing a lot of low-budget schlock.
Ain’t that the company that made the movie with the cannibal children?
Charlie brown’s thanksgiving special should be the only thanksgiving movie in existence.
Yes
Garfield's Thanksgiving isn't that bad though.
What about plains trains and automobiles or home for the holidays
Yep
It is, in my mind
Sometimes the line between a bad comedy/horror and normal p0rn is way too thin
Elvis and Bionic are the dream team
@@flufflesconticchio3885 someone tell me where the link leads
@@A_Toaster some random video called shotgun love dolls. This guy is just sending random video links in different comments.
@@ellabee4820 damn man atleast give a link to a meme video as in rick roll or some shit have some class
@@flufflesconticchio3885 stop
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I'm genuinely dumbfounded. Like, I feel like I should be shocked as to how terrible this movie is, but I've been desensitized to shock at this point
But you gotta admit that the turkey character himself is pretty damn good. Right?
@@FlyXcur that Turkey is probably the best thing ive ever seen
@@FlyXcur Ok, admittedly, as a person who likes monster characters that are grotesque in nature, I really like its design
it was on purpose lmao i like it tho
I mean it’s obviously bad on purpose
I miss college being in person when these situations would be a common place in my day to day experience.
Ah yes and those good old days in high school when everyone wood break out into song about their dreams
i literally just watched this movie and the entire time it felt like a fever dream😭
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman watched as a lil kid because my mom thought it was the other jack frost
Now watch thankskilling 3
Next up, Poultrygeist, Night of the Chicken Dead
my sister demanded we watch a Thanksgiving movie on Thanksgiving and I hate hallmark movies so this is the one I chose, I think she regretted every decision she'd ever made after the first 90 seconds
“You just got stuffed” 💀😭
The "turkey droppings" look like cut up hot dogs, and a couple of raisins. 🤣🌭🌭🤣
why does this movie feel like a Brandon Rodgers video lmao-
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"The one Thanksgiving movie you know of....
Free birds-
Thankskilling"
Ah-
honestly thankskilling 3 is so good, the music is just Top Tier
100% it's the better on of the 2
She could have said "Roast in peace" ;-;
but that "Peck on someone your own size" line was awesome
“We never got to see it in space” me thinking about the puppet Turkey in space in the “third” movie hhhhhrrrmmmm
*w h a e t*
Second movie, the whole joke is that there's no Thankskilling 2
I have a theory that Pete Jones is actually the Turkey
Oh yeah the reason why he killed people was beacues people killed animals I get it.
but he also committed beastiality so i feel like that’d be against his morals
The turkey killed a dog, there’s no way it was PETA.
@@hopepapernacky time stamp please I couldn’t find the moment
@@hopepapernacky nvm found it I wasn’t paying attention
My favorite part has to be the "Got dammit Cheryl!"
Mine might be:
"I don't know how to kill this turkey. I mean, hell, he's survived everything we've thrown at him."
"No! We haven't done anything to stop him yet."
"Oh yeah."
watching this while drunk is an experience
No maybe on acid or Molly but just drunk...its just as stupid
No watching high, would be the best
@@lizzie_pink4509 why not drunk and high
@@RealShrimpu I mean, that would be best
seems like a movie that was made simply because a bunch of friends wanted to make something and have fun with no budget and just had a blast
atleast that the vibes i get from it
The fact you end Elvis are friends is amazing and incredible
When you see a turkey "that's one sexy bird"
Big tiddy bird great for thanks giving
Turkie only lasted like 5 seconds, here I was thinking he was a chad
Oh god that’s true
That’s like 10 minutes in turkey years tho
We need to thank kennie j.d for bringing this to the Internets attention
I actually first heard of his movie from deadmeat, you should check it out
Yass love kennie!
Love Kendall but Phelous reviewed this a few years ago.
Tragically, it was my mother that first told me about this movie. Didn't even warn me about the introductory tit shot like homie in the video did. But God did I love Kennie and James talking about it 🤣
Who?
What about a Freddy VS Jason style crossover between the turkey and the leprechaun from those 90's horror movies, just sayinnnn
Man, I actually tried to watch this POS film, it was one of the few movies that were just so bad I didn't want to waste my time watching. My biggest question is what's it gonna take to get you guys to watch this film's sequel Thankskilling 3.... yes it's actually called 3 despite being the 2nd one, cause that is the joke.
I hope they do aha. The 3rd is so much better than the 1st. It's my favourite movie. Hands down ahahaha it's so fuckif funnt
@@randimatthews8092 ikr best movie EVER🤣
This one is actually really entertaining. The sequel is just cancer, probably literally🤷🏻♀️
He’s clearly using illusion magic to disguise himself (the turkey)
I would have to agree
I'm so sorry for ever thinking the ppl on Sharknado had bad acting skills. Cuz this is infomercial level of acting 😂
The turkey is going into the list of "villains liked by the community"
My favorite Thanksgiving movie is "Addam's Family Values"
Omgoodness tats so true! And it's a classic 😍💜
@@airotiv7916 Addams family values not Addams family 2019
Went to school with the guys who made this movie. Weirdly proud being from the same town, lol!
This whole movie has the same film quality as a porno 😂
That's an offense to pornos
This is a cult classic.
I love knowing my name is so obscure he can't spook me like any Johns are right now
This is the kind of thing you watch at 3:00am on Adult Swim while drunk af.
i love how elvis is just introduced wearing a finn outfit
the killer turkey was my favorite character. he is my spirit demon.
We watched this yesterday, lol. It's become a new tradition for the family
Have you watched the 3rd??
@@randimatthews8092 Nope! On the list though
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Don't you just hate it when the killer turkey appears right in the middle of Thanksgiving break?
I just watched “Pilgrim” on Hulu. It’s a pretty funny horror-comedy.
I actually really enjoyed it.
The acting in this movie reminds me of bad p0rn acting
i've seen much better acting on ph
but this movie is a bad p0r*
I loved it when he was drumming along with the goofy movie eye to eye on Instagram
This was very entertaining, it was an amateur comedy, I kinda like their effort, it was so bad it was good
To everyone who replied to my comment about finding the Norbit movie funny even though I'm about to turn 18...
I TURNED 18 ON THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!
Now you can make fun of me for finding that movie funny even though I'm 18 now.
What in the fu- what are you talking about lmao
@@red_menace1829 same
This isn't even edited he just wanted to flex that hes a fucking loser
Whaaaaat thefu
@@A_Toaster ouch
I've never heard of or seen this movie so this should be interesting
It was
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There next movie
Merry killsmas
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowma
I wasn’t expecting the Turkey to drop the R word, ngl it took me out 💀💀💀💀
This trashy holiday classic is always welcomed in my household. Right next to the bland overcooked turkey I pretend to like.
My roommate in college showed me this my first Thanksgiving away from home. I instantly loved it. I watch this every Thanksgiving as tradition. Thanks for giving this more light!! 👍
It's a little late but that doesn't matter. I'll watch
I'm so upset that PETA Jones didn't appear after the scene where the turkey gets pissed on. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
I think since it's an animal doing the pissing
it's like all they came up with the punch-lines and then made a movie around it. lmao
I believe the people are the real villains, they're psychopaths that show no remorse for their dead parents lol
8:28 i love that his first question is “what the hell? what kinda accident?” and says nothing about him talking or has any kind of reaction at all 😂
XD love how elvis appears looking so serious dressed as Finn
i cant believe u both are shitting on this movie. this is a clear masterpiece
Billy and that random stranger dude have got to be father and son, if not the same exact person
I love it when you and Elvis collab on a movie review. Great content!
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When Christmas comes around you should do a review of santa’s slay... it’s an incredible movie
R.I.P Peta Jones May You Rest In Peace We All Miss You
Definitely top five holiday movies of all time.
This movie is legendary. Such a classic masterpiece! Perfect thing to watch with your drunk friends.
This is humanity's greatest achievement and nothing will ever top this.
The best part is that there is no Part 2 but there is a Part 3! The first movie to ever skip its own sequel! I watch both of these movies every Thanksgiving ever since they came out.
I don’t know loads about thanksgiving traditions because I’m English, but I will now assume that this is how it is celebrated. I will not be listening to any other opinions on how thanksgiving should be done, talking murderous turkey or nothing.
I see no problem with this.
.🤔😑.
English isn't a race, brit
I love bad movies where the villain or killer is something you’d never expect especially when it’s an inanimate object like the one about the killer tire or the killer recliner lmao. Also the entire like $4,000 budget for this movie was probably spent on the turkey puppet LMAO!! He’s gotta be my favorite movie killer 😆🦃
They NEED to watch Thankskilling 3
When I saw that thumbnail all that was going through my head was "Is that a Skeksis?"
Should have watched Eli Roth's Thanksgiving instead. It is short but you get more enjoyment.
*a little bit more enjoyment*
Lol jk Roth is solid 🙂
The bear jew
the coffee tastes like shit like was the peak of acting in this movie
Even free birds is way better than thankskilling
🙄 Thankskilling is 11/10
your profile pic looks like a nazi symbole.
@@superphobe7765 a nazi swastika would be facing in the opposite direction
@@superphobe7765 it's a Cactuar from Final Fantasy, not any symbol
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q I apologize. It didn't register as a joke. It registered in my mind as something like r/youngpeopleyoutube
Every year to must watch movies for Thanksgiving Thankskilling and planes,trains and automobiles.
This movie looks genuinely fun to watch
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8:30 thats guy is straightup going to heaven for asking how his good boy died rather than question the Turkey that can talk
Great follow up to GayN-words from outer space
Mutilated bunny corpse appears.
Girl: "Omg what a cute little bunnyyyy~"
This is a CULTURAL ICON it is so incredible
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The hair is fading into such cool colors, I love it! Great video as always, the dynamic duo!
There’s just something about a grown man saying “a butt load” that just makes me happy
This feels like a movie some friends made just goofing off
Everyone needs to watch this family holiday classic!