WILLY'S WONDERLAND - FNAF but Nicolas Cage is the Janitor
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This movie has the same energy of "If I was in FNAF I would fight back, I wouldn't get killed by a dumb animatronic" comment and it's fucking great honestly
It has "I'm built different" energy lol
the fnaf animatronics werent made of papier mache tho
Get a gun?
@Vean Studio the perfect specimen
@@nicktaco117 Genius
My biggest disappointment with the film was the fact the line “He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re trapped in here with him.” wasn't '“He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re CAGED in here with him.”.
Would have been perfect....
How many times did it take you to write that comment without messing it up? Would've taken me like a whole week to get it right.
This is same as Soldiers line.
*I am not trapped in a Room full of Robot*
*You are all Trapped in here WITH ME*
LITERALLY THO THAT WOULDVE BEEN PERFECT
@@deweybiggs3074 they did edit the comment tho-
@@yeeterskeeter8994 yeah, I noticed.
This movie suddenly makes a lot more sense when you choose to believe that it's all actually just a video game. I kept joking to myself that Nic's character is acting a lot like a speedrunner playing an old horror game from the 00's or something, and that's when I was like "oh shit wait a minute." The fake night sky. That's just a poorly textured skybox. The weird tropey behavior of the other actors. Duh, they're NPCs. Nic's obsession with those soda drinks. They're obviously how he heals, or they're power-ups or something. The foam appendages actually doing damage.... it's all video game logic. We don't see what Nic sees - he's got a hud and ui and everything. There's dialogue boxes over the NPCs that he's desperately trying to skip through. He's mute because he's the silent protagonist. Boom.
Bruuuhhhhhhh
Damnnn
you just blow my mind., 🤣🤣🤣
Dude, I love this interpretation
Willy's Wonderland is unironically one of my favorite movies. It has absolutely fabulous visuals imo, is very fun, and I just love the simplicity of it; the entire point being "Nick Cage doesn't give a fuck". Kinda like the "show, don't tell" version of Shia LaBeouf's "JUST DO IT" speech, which is refreshing after watching thousands of people in movies and also real life constantly complain and fail at things (including ourselves).
🐰🐰
@@11skylarsI don't get it tell me
yknow, we need a lot more protagonists like this
there's something very badass about a hyperfocused weirdo who gives 0 fucks
Amen.
Even if the whole concept for the movie is suspiciously familiar, the mere fact that Nick Cage's character takes his job so seriously, despite everything going on, even to the point where he takes breaks as if he's just some regular employee is pretty unique and hilarious. And him not talking makes it even funnier because you have no idea why he's this insistent on keeping the place clean lmao. He gives off the vibe of a person who's played a videogame so many times that it doesn't scare them anymore, so they're just intensely focused on completing all the quests as efficiently as they can.
Yeah.
He is getting a car repair pretty much free of any of his money, too.
He could also been a kid that use to go to Willy's before seeing a massacre.
He also stops fighting while the kids because his break was over lol
from what ive seen it seems nic cage character has OCD because of the trauma he suffered with his past encounters with willy
@@tonypeppermint5329 theyre was dog tags in his car hes more likely to be a war vet
@@heromedley nice job you watched a review online
Imagine the movie was actually just a scheme to get Nic Cage to clean their bathrooms
Or Cage to fulfill his lifelong dream of either be a janitor or kick the shit out of animatronics.
I think you may be on to something. Maybe he was hired to be a janitor and some people found out and decided to film a movie around him. He just wanted to finish his job but the director kept throwing weird shit at him so Nick freaked out and just destroyed their stuff. That’s why there’s no dialogue.
@@gwenofair628 HAHAHA omg that’s fucking hilarious
@@gwenofair628 It's just a candid camera of nick cage going bat-shit insane with animatronics attacking him.
@@guyman9655 yeah exactly!
The nail file scene makes perfect sense if you've been a janitor. His fingers look dry and irritated bc he's been scrubbing cleaner into things with them for hours. I actually really like this movie as someone who was a nighttime janitor for years. This is exactly how you would act if anything was trying to keep you from getting home to sleep.
So you are saying you were willing to fight killer animatronics while high on soda just to be able to go home and sleep?
@@nguyenquyetthang1326 that's just being a janitor
@@nguyenquyetthang1326Did he friggin stutter?!
To be fair, I like the idea that the reason why Nic Cage is so weird in this movie it's because, as you mentioned, dude's a videogame player character. Silent Protagonist, is given a side quest (Clean the place) and he's doing it be the last thing he does, he does mini games (the pinball), he only works in "levels" and "boss fights," he's never really filthy despite the carnage...
He's just the Dragonborn honestly.
dragonborn nic cage the ultimate life form
you missed a huge overarching story, Cage's character was mute due to a childhood incident that traumatized him... theorized online that he was one of the original kids to be attacked but actually survived, he intentionally drove over the spike strip, and knew exactly where he was and what he was doing. he went all that way, to be locked in, and deal with the animatronics himself. which is why he shows familiarity with the establishment, and shows so much attention to the old pinball machine. he used to go there as a child.
Ohhh great analysis
thank you I love you :)
Holy shit
Oh and he smacked the animatronoc and kept wincing at the animatronics
@@Maxdud I have OCD and can also attribute the super literal "breaks" to his ocd, as in his mind he's taking the janitorial duties extremely seriously, which is also why he scrubs the ever living hell out of the place, it's compulsion. not choice.
I liked the contrast between the average virgin horror movie teens that are just there to die vs the chad Nicholas cage that is just there to clean
Rip and clean until it is done
*I will clean, for I am Nic Cage, and this is FNaF at Freddy’s.*
I mean if YOU had that power wouldn't it be fun to punch a robot gorilla then body slam his ass?
@@tvgaming2132 HE FECKIN CURB STOMPED A ROBOTIC GORILLA MADE TO COMMIT MURDER
@@cheesebird4057 I'm still going to do a pile driver on a robot gorilla what are you not willing to die
I have the deepest respect for Nicolas Cage. Dude just does what he wants, he's having fun. That's the greatest thing you can hope for in an actor
I imagine that the reason The Janitor was so set on completing tasks and taking breaks and stuff is a play on gaming, the kitchen was a safe room to resupply and heal, also his obsessive cleaning and playing the arcade game is a reference to maxxing out your stats on side quests. He’s also got the silent badass protagonist trope, and the kids explaining to him everything is classic exposition dumping.
“Nick cage as a mute janitor who beats up animatronics and plays video games”
Is my favourite concept for a movie
dont forget the pinball victory dance
He wasn't mute. He can talk but he just chooses not to - Dr Sartain
@@TF2Scout.. He knows this
They must had some goooood weed
Need a video game-
The fact that Nicholas Cage is using his influence on this fun smaller project has really increased my respect for him.
Isn’t he like legally obligated to accept any and all work because of his massive massive debt?
@@procrastinator547 really? lol
@@procrastinator547 I think that might be a rumor to explain why he does all these out there movies. He told Variety in an interview earlier this year he left Hollywood because of the constraints studios put on his eccentric acting, he likes the lower budget independent work because of the freedom to experiment and be fluid
He desperately needs the money tbh
@@thefish4636 that’s bs he’s broke after buying weird mansions and castles
Cage is from an action game world. He's silent, he has rules he has to follow, and he's capable of effectively fighting back. Everyone else is from a horror movie doing horror movie things and being baffled by Cage defying their logic. Towards the end that one girl enters Cages world and is able to fight back and when she gets in his car she doesn't say anything; they just understand each other because they're in the same world now.
Honestly the fact that he goes back to clean everything perfectly after each kill is amazing to me
it actually doesn't look that bad for a bottom budget movie. future cult classic
It’s a great movie
It's bad
@@tbuckyfilms At being bad.
@@tiandi5585 Honestly its just fun and ridiculous.
it's like doom but mixed with fnaf
The reason he's taking his job so seriously is to complete all the side quests to max out his stats.
someone finally said it
Lol
Yessir
The devs didn’t give him a voice he talks through a dialogue box that we can’t see
That makes the headcanon for this movie so much more fun
Like, he hasn't touched the main quest line yet, but he's obviously got STR and REF maxxed out already.
Nics refusal to speak in this movie makes it feel like an art film. Like no one else on the cast was able to act as well as him and he didn’t even act other than physically. He ironically said more than anyone without saying anything.
There is absolutely *_0% chance_* the writer wasn't inspired in the slightest by Five Nights at Freddy's...
Unless the idea was actually inspired by the Banana Splits or y'know like 3 different Goosebumps books.
@@sorrenblitz805 You are right, but that is still a non-zero chance for Five Nights at Freddy's!
He was definitely not inspired by fnaf, until I saw the ball pit...
@@sorrenblitz805 Banana splits was originally a FNAF movie script... 💀💀
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The man doesn't talk, hates filth, has to stick to a strict schedule, likes a very specific food to an obsessive level, is ridiculously good at a specific game and has to change when icky stuff gets on him.
As an autistic individual, I am seeing some similarities, albeit overplayed
Elvis mentioned he may have OCD, which reminds me of Nick Cage's best role in Matchstick Men
Im leaning more twords him having OCD
As an autistic person I totally agree
Not overplayed at all, quite realistic. As an OCD infected indfividual I say this earnestly.
@@tomthestone1470 But autism and OCD are different things.
Fnaf: survive the animatronics attacks
Willys wonderland: survive nick cages attacks
"I'm not here locked with you. Y'all locked up here with me... but I'm gonna take breaks between cleaning the place and beating the shit out of y'all, just to give you a fighting chance."
How to actually survive Nicolas cage: mind your business wait for him to Go after he finishes his job then go for the easy prey don't go after Nicolas cage you'll just be Beaten up and torn apart easily
Finishing:
On the haunted evil animatronics. Lol
facts
ngl that needs its own game
I love the fact that this movie doesn't take itself seriously at all
In the gorilla's defense, if Nick Cage attacked me with a plunger I wouldn't know what to do either...
Hahahaha
Nic Cage in this movie is like the Doom Slayer he’s silent, doesn’t care about anything else, he solves his problems by punching, and cares about only one thing.
Yes...cleaning
@@OriginalEvophasecleaning out the demons
Every fight has the doom music
that one thing being his pet bunny lol
Rip and tare
What you missed is that Willy was actually the smartest. He was trying to stay out of Nick's way. That's why he killed the cop who kept brining Nick to him.
"Here's your sacrifice!"
"STOP GIVING HIM TO ME I DON'T WANT HIM!"
Cammy was really smart because she was trying to form a bond with one of her victims until snapping his neck a few minutes later
That is hilarious.
Take the sacrifice!
Runs off.
No! I don't want him! You can keep him!
Runs off.
He's here!
Well I don't want him! Stop bringing this terrifying man to me!
Woah. Are you a gemiest?
This movie is a literal masterpiece. I don't see why you would think that the fact that Nicholas Cage literally pulling an assassin's creed on every single one of these serial-killer-possessed animatronics like he's taking a dog for a walk, all while chugging about 20 cans of punch and playing pinball like he's a kid in the 1980's makes the movie so bad.
For real though, Nicholas Cage matches the power of Shaggy in this movie.
I absolutely love Nick's character in this. He feels like he knows he's the main character. You can't stop him, because HE is the protagonist. HE has the plot armor. YOU don't.
Thanks for the review, Alan the Alien!
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Nicolas Cage himself said he basically only does movies that interest him, and also that his interests hop around a lot, which can be both good him being in smaller movies, and bad, when he loses interest in a film mid-way.
He also has a surprising amount of patience. He stayed on for Superman Lives whilst in it lingered in development hell for *YEARS.*
But I thought he was under contract to do every movie that he gets? Wasn't there something like that?
@@johnjackson9819 I thought it was something about him getting caught for tax evasion.
@@axbix Cage alleges that his business manager failed to file for taxes and encouraged risky investments, whereas the manager says that Cage was living well beyond his means. Either way, he now says yes to anything to pay off his debts. I think the writer of this film was being a bit too generous when he said how excited Cage was to do this.
@Tyler Kincade oh, definitely. Willy’s Wonderland, The Color From Out of Space and Mom & Dad are exactly the kind of projects that feed into his best qualities as an actor, so no doubt he’s mostly paid his dues by now. I still think he’s a cautionary tale for big name actors - maybe focus on the quality of your work instead of buying castles, because if you keep saying yes to anything you’ll run out of castle money 😂
Fun fact that ozzie the ostrich fight was actually achieved with people in green morph suits jerking the body all over the place then the green screen effect was added
The part where he leaves the girl to fight for herself because it's time for his break killed me
same lmao
Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously, read, and do what the Bible says. It is all True.
Man got his priorities. Can't interrupt the animatronic killer on its break time can we?
It's like when they wrote his character maybe when the alarm goes off and he leaves is more part of his traumatic experience and him sticking to some sort of OCD no matter what's going on at the time
@@royliber3824 spoken like a true worker of the customer service industry.
God, I hated when people interrupted my break
thx 4 the review alan the alien!!!!!
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Alan the alien id my favrite yotuber
Wot
@@oldaccountoflukey2nd873 he said to leave this in the comments
I love how the comment that was sent in the video is actually in the actual comment section :)
Imagine thinking this Movie is Bad, to me this looks like a great Horror Comedy
I came across this movie totally by accident. I had never heard of it before and had no idea what to expect. And I absolutely loved it. XD The fact that Cage's character never spoke a single word the entire time was hilarious to me. lol I imagine that if you had a lot of hype built up prior to the release of the film, it might be a bit disappointing. But for someone who just hears about it and can immediately watch it, it's pretty fantastic. lol
I personally like the fact that Nick Cage doesn't speak/does weird random stuff because he's supposed to play a person who's suffering from PTSD
@ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe BRO OMG WHY YOUR SO DUMB OMFG (this was a joke)
@ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe ThAtS sO fUcKiNg rUdE. DoN't sAy tHaT
PTSD or OCD?
@@TheNamesAllison probley both
@ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe /s means sarcasm (-_-)
have you seen the new elvis video
Yeah... have you tho?
Yes honey I woke up will watch now
It’s Kwite
Hi
i dont know kwite.
have i?
after killing willy, he should have said "And that's my shift"
27:32 on God I wish I was that animatronic
I understand your disappointment with the film, but I personally don’t feel the same. This movie is EXACTLY what I wanted
Same I love this movie
Probably because he doesn't realize the movie is a parody like every wanna be critic
Isn’t what we wanted but I’m glad we got it
This movie is 100% of what it promised to be. Is it a good movie, no is it a fun and enjoyable movie, ummm yes
Same here. I enjoyed the Brandon out of it.
I wonder if the reason Cage's Character had such a clean beard, changed his shirt after every murder, filed his nails with sandpaper, and etc., was to make him seem like a psychotic germaphobe or perhaps a very heavy case of OCD where his compulsion to clean comes before the thought of killing the rest of the machines or even leaving the establishment. Just an idea though of what the writers could have been trying to convey.
“It’s like poetry, it rhymes”-George Lucas
Could even be non-verbal autism
That... makes a lot of sense
Bro, if he goes around cleaning while covered in muck he'll just make a mess, he's doing what any good janitor would do.
I read something that said the director imagined his breaks and pin ball playing as leveling up in a video game. I thought that was pretty interesting
Tbh i think the story of this movie is like a videogame and Nick is the playable protagonist. When he cleans he is doing a secondary task (like those missions in games that just gives you a prize or in-game money, but don't affect the story)
its some how funnier having nick cage be mute, imagine how hard it mustve been for him not not speak, you keep expecting him to say something but he just never does
Nic Cage is such a chad that even the shittiest of movies can still be " somewhat- good " just by having him
Well it’s because he’s the lord of shitty movies. It goes from a bad movie that’s not funny to a bad movie that’s funny because it becomes self aware and capitalizes on it. Think about it shitty movies are his specialty, it wouldn’t have the same effect for a good movie because it would be good and wouldn’t need to become self aware in its terribleness
I love Nic Cage. Ever watched Leaving Las Vegas? It's really well-acted imo. Shit makes me sob when I watch it.
@@sarahg2653 ghost rider, forst one was good but 2 was nic cage type movie
This movie is flawless. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
idk why everyones shitting on the movie because Elvis is. the movie is like a solid 6.5 i love it.
but i guess because i kinda went into it not expecting much while he and others prob did. i mean i dont know what the hell yall we're expecting but hey.
Idk. I enjoyed it for what it was . It’s not the best movie , but I love it
Agreed
Agreed
He’s also wrong about Ozzie.
Ozzie is a puppet not an animation.
I just watched nicolas cage silently bash freddy fazbear from wish's head with a bag full of energy drinks...10/10 must watch movie
I personally love this movie, specifically for its stupidity. Nicolaus Cage being silent the whole film is hilarious, especially in the montage where he is just cleaning a bathroom. I feel like the movie was mainly trying to be stupid while still being kinda cool, and I think they succeeded greatly.
Nick should have said "pop goes the weasel" after killing willy
fuckin standing ovation right there, 12/10 perfect movie
Should have. Should have been the only line he said in the movie.
Pop goes the weasel, BITCH. * smacks with bag of cans *
That’s used in a FNAF fan game so I don’t think they’d want the association on any level, you know?
@@seranathenecromancer3470 Popgoes, the weasel. Punctuation is important
I think its better he doesn't say a single word. It makes it more funny, cause i see him as less of a silent badass and more more of a dude who just doesn't give a shit about whats going on
If Doom Slayer worked at Freddy's Pizzaria as a janitor.
Pretty much gordon freeman here
Here Nick Cage plays perfectly a FNAF protagonist that know what's happening there but comes back to work everyday. If it seems stupid is because it is, but that's how it works.
One thing I like about Nicholas Cage, he's his own man. Him & Samuel Jackson don't mind going out of the norm of Hollywood to do movies that some of us would deem wack or low budget. They don't mind giving new directors a chance. They love entertaining & they love putting their own personal touch to it. I commend them for doing what they enjoy & even more for doing it unpopular directors.
He's Player Character. Hence the health drinks and everyones just baffling response to his mutness.
Dahm I didn’t think about that
I don't know how people don't see this. He pulled off the player character off perfectly.
Looooooool, that’s genius
So in other words, he's Gordon Freeman
Huh, makes sense.
*Agent:* This film is loosely based on _Five Nights at Freddy's_ but you're playing an action hero as a janitor who beat the crap out of those animatronic mascots.
*Nicolas Cage:* _BRILLIANT! LET'S GO!_
I just realized that you have a Clockwork Orange pfp
Nicolas Cage: "...."
LOL, ''Loosely based".
@@dieselpunk4117 yeah, it's very clear that this was inspired by FNAF. If you wrote this independently, you'd have to go really far out of your way to say "I know this sounds unlikely given how close the subject matter is, but I actually only learned about FNAF after I wrote this script".
I don't buy it.
Lantern Jack
This is one of the most hilarious commentaries over a film I’ve ever seen. Constantly had me in tears
It’s even structured like a game. The punch pop,the cleaning,the pinball…and even how he encounters the animatronics…
…how has nobody made a game based on this? Someone call devolver!
I wish Nick Cage, after each fight, said “I just cleaned this” as his only lines in the film
I had Mr Incredible in my head going 'I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for-for ten minutes?! Please??" Everytime XD
Y e s
God that would've been perfect.
Lol
Iread that in Duke Nukems voice.
Is nobody going to mentioning the whole reason the main Character is silent is because its(a reference to the game series that inspired it, FNAF) -a reference to a majority of video games- having a main character that doesn’t talk? Like even when they are spoken to, they just stare and don’t say a word?
No? Okay
It would make sense, especially seeing the pinball machine and the Punch drinks being the loading of new levels.
Damn, I've heard many explanations, but this is by far the one that I like the best, and also the one that makes the most sense.
This also lines up with Nick Cages character being named the protagonist, with why the main character seemingly ignores all injuries until the final fight (because most games ignore that until after the final fight where it's appropriate), why the killers approach him one after another and why he cleans himself up after every boss fight (since your attire in video games usually resets after every level and not taking any wounds our splatter into consideration).
@@-tremusketorer-7911 I'm pretty sure in the credits his role name is "Janitor."
@@illuminahearts3113 I stand corrected, point still applies though, as "The Janitor" reminds me of "Doom guy"/"Doom marine".
It is basically 5 Nights at Freddy's meets Nick Cage and that is just a match made in insanity heaven.
Loved this, shows what a good actor Cage can be, he doesn't say a word yet he is riveting to watch in this
This movie tells me that I should be more scared of being in a room with Nick Cage than 8 murderers
Lmfao
Ya kno, serial killers would be quick work if we just did the hunting instead.
To be honest, im fine with that
yeah lol
I can just imagine... if when they performed that satanic ritual, they accidentally possessed a couple of chairs instead of the animatronics. that would have been hilarious!
Willy’s Wonderland: The Chair Demons
I need someone to draw this XD
Au contraire, My Chair! 😂👍 (it's supposed to be "Mon frere," but I feel I have to explain it. Sorry. I've been drinking Captain Morgan)
@@Maldoror2112 Mon frère? what
Imagine those chairs just shove their legs up someone's ass and throat to kill them.
With all those purple drink Nicholas character drinks, he's technically the William afton on that universe.
Right before the video started play i got a FNAF movie ad. Thought it was part of the video.
I like the theory that he was one of the kids attacked at willy’s back in the day but he escaped. Traumatized his whole life, he returns to seek vengeance on willy’s by destroying the animatronics and cleaning/restoring it to its former glory.
It would explain his familiarity with the pinball machine, and the reaction he has to the birthday song. Plus some of the looks he gives early on tell me he knows what’s up.
There is also a theory that he is a personification of death. He was on his way to collect the souls that were in the animatronic but he got stopped by the road spike. Him needing repairs obviously led to him striking a deal to clean the place he was already going (something about death either liking to make deals or being forced to honor a deal. This also explains why he has to take a break every hour, even of he's in the middle of a fight. The owner told him to, thus making it part of the deal that has to be followed.) And the reason he likes the pinball machine is because death likes to play games. I watched a review that did a better job of explaining this theory but I can't remember who it was. Personally, I like this theory
@@zeppizippo7524 I like that theory too.
Going mute is also a symptom of extreme past trauma, so that would explain the no talking
@@zeppizippo7524 not only this but the gorilla literally said "but we're friends" before nic curb stomps the gorilla
We all got this from Cinema Summary huh? Don’t worry I’m a fan aswell
Love how when The “Head Shoulders Knees and Toes” is playing, whilst tied up, Nick uses his head shoulders knees and toes to beat shit outta the animatronics
Nic Cage auditioned to be Doomslayer, but got recasted to janitor instead
I believe Doom guy would have the same role in being a Janitor..
What if Nic Cage plays Doom Guy in the third DOOM movie (if that is even going to have Doom Guy)
The janitor beats doomslayer
Nic being the Doomslayer is too slayer looks too easy
I loved this movie, it knew how to make fun of itself and took only the most ridiculous aspects seriously. They took a simple concept and made every joke they could with it while keeping a straight face, awesome.
I love how anything to do with animatronics just HAS to link to Fnaf. It’s kind of annoying because it limits a lot of writers. I remember reading a book that got so many reviews mocking the writer for writing a book that had Animatronics as a antagonist. And he ended up stopping the sales of the book
“FNAF But Nicholas Cage Is The Janitor”
I don’t think you fully realize just how cursed that simple 7 word sentence actually is.
Yeah it's the same level of cursed as"Dr.Bright is in charge of the foundation"
Or, prepare for code brown
Omg Nicholas Cage is the Purple Man lol
@@anonymousmoth4759 the cage behind the slaughter
I realize fully
Watching Nic Cage killing animatronics while listening to Doom Eternal music hits different.
True doh
hell yeah
me too bro
The Only Thing They Fear Is Nic.
True
I like to imagine that this is a character Nicholas cage plays before he goes to a different place to beat up other bad guys
like he's travelling to beat up some men for kidnapping his wife or something then he has to stop by and get his car fixed and beat these guys like a side mission
I actually just watched it, and while it'll never win an award, it was genuinely a fun movie to watch.
Nobody is talking about how he didn't die of a heart attack from the thousands of grams of caffeine he drunk in the time period of a day.
Those are rookie numbers compared to mine. It’s a miracle I haven’t died of a heart attack, or at the very least, got type 2 diabetes!
Yeah it's hilarious really! 6g can be a lethal dose of caffeine, and LD50 for an average adult male is around 10g. I'm betting he got way, way more.
Those were health potions.
idk ab thousands of grams ... i didn’t even watch the movie but the average can of pop has like 25 mg caffeine, and a lot of pops, especially non-colas, have 0 caffeine. ik you’re not being serious but js lmao
@@samael4550 Dude, It's in the thousands, the prop itself says 350mg, So do the math.
About 12 were drank in the span of the film.
12 x 350 = 4,200.
That's in the fatal times.
The way the character was written makes it seem like he's showing signs of ptsd and ocd making you think that he was one of the kids who was attacked and he was wanting to come to the town.
That's what I originally asummed
But then I realised that in the start it has his dog tags. So he may be a war veteran who went through shit
Sodaworks yep. That also explains why he’s tough as nails and has a strong attention to details and orders (his main focus is cleaning the building, even though he knows he’s being hunted down, just because those were the orders given to him by the owner)
Also, if he was also traumatized from willy’s as a kid, it explains his addiction to soda, a form of coping mechanism that develops young and lingers through life
A theory I personally have is that this is the same character he was in Mandy which is why he doesn’t blink at the animatronics. It also explains why he drinks punch maybe it has the same effect as the drug he got addicted to
this is the fourth fucking time I watched this and I just realized the reason why the Cardboard Cutout of Nick is silent because Nick's role in the movie is silent god fucking damn it
Okay, so this movie IS a video game. Silent protagonist given weird objective - doesn't question it, just does it. Kills the first boss (Ozzie), gets cleaned up (like in video games when you're randomly no longer covered in blood, etc.), drinks health item (purple Punch drink), continues completing objective(s) until silent protag triggers the next boss fight.
The new metal gear game looking wild
Mortuary assistant
Yup
The director was very inspired after playing fnaf
Also, he does not give a fuck about whether the NPC kids live or die.
Boss rush will be next.
I think the underlying plot was that Nic Cage was one of the kids at Willys when they were murdering people and he was traumatised so he voluntarily returned to kill the animatronics as an adult. The love of the soda and the pinball machine harkens back to the things that he loved as a child at Willys, I think his character is suffering from extreme PTSD but rather than withdrawing, he's channelling it into the cleaning and killing of the animatronics, trying to restore Willys to the place it should've been when he was a child.
Pretty sure u watched "how to survive Willy's Wonderland"
@@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281 Yup
@@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281 yup
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@@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281 yup
I like to imagine that all the animatronics have foam items but are so strong they basically are as strong as metal, and Nicholas cage is basically as strong as goku compared to the animatronics
Of all the movies I want to see with live commentary from you, this is the one I'd most want to watch.
This movie has taught me that the deadliest creature on this earth is a man with a severe case of OCD
Indeed
Fnaf night guard: doesn’t care about the robots and just does their job
Willys wonderland Janitor: does his job and destroys animatronics if they get in the way
Doesn’t care? Okay my dude, have you ever played fnaf? Cause I certainly care when I notice a certain music box stops playing
@@MsDpinter been a fan since 2014. And the point is that they keep coming back even though the animatronics could kill them
Oh yeah, I just kinda looked at that as something funny, y’kno like some of the jokes we get at least on the first two nights in sister location?
Seems legit
animatronics: get the floor dirty.
Janitor: "so you have chosen DEATH."
This movie feels like a movie adaptation of a fnaf fan game that doesnt exist, and im all for it
honestly this movie was great. for what it was it was amazing and i loved that it didn't take itself seriously and nick did a great job even if he didn't speak. the acting was great from him and even if the other stuff was meh it was an absolute chaotic blast
Plot twist: Nicholas cage was only using 0.001 percent of his power
Yeah, and 0.000001% of his talent and effort lmao
Plot Twist: Cage Is the embodiment of a Speedrunner going for the World Record, that's why he has no time for bullshit.
Laughed so hard i teleported back to 2019 when this was actully funny
You are really underestimating that man, of course he used only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
@@mqfii8992 Damn animatronics fucking his no glitch 100% cleaning speedrun
I really wish after the fight with Willy he had one line and said “looks like you couldn’t *weasel* your way out of this one” I woulda lost my mind
Well, I'd prefer the post credit scene, but I don't judge.
I was really hoping he would have one cringey one liner right at the end
Your profile picture is cursed but you got a point-
@Clipzyy or its your deathday
The mechanic guy in the car with Nicholas Cage at the beginning asks him about himself and it takes him 2 seconds to come to the conclusion Nicholas Cage doesn’t talk
I never new I needed a video of Nick Cage, dancing to the most 80’s song possible, while playing pinball.
Alternate title: Nicholas cage beats the everloving crap out of the Willie's wonderland animatronics, plays pin ball, and dances his life away: the movie.
don't forget the dancing
I loved it so much.
The reason she wouldn't just help him is because him killing so many of those animatronics highlights how all the people she's sacrificed to them were pointless. Most people won't want to look at a truth like that, and instead lash out.
That is a very interesting way to look at it
I was thinking more "oh it'll make even more of a mess and if they aren't bothering me what's the point"
@@noahjacobs7169 that too
I think that type fo depth was missed by the authors.
lol the shirt changing was to hide the fact that they didnt know what order the movie shots went in so Cage had a clean shirt on at the beginning of each filming session.
I weirdly appreciate how effective just beating shit up is in this like. It’s satisfying after so many horror movies where it doesnt
Having him change his shirt constantly is a really funny way to not have to put work into continuity. I kinda like it
I do two
@@rocketmanthemovie4554 Wrong two my dude, but same
@@paxtonsievert5925 I'm sorry my spelling is horrible I hope its not cringe
Yeah which explains the military tags we see in the beginning of the movie 🧐 🤔🤷🏾♀️
"not as good as I hoped it would be"
Yeah I'll have to agree with that, because it was even better
Honestly this movie was so dumb I was laughing the whole way through. I absolutely loved it: Nick Cage just being an absolute chad, the dudes making a deal with satan to inhabit those robots, it was so dumb that you can't not love it
@@umbertorossin5977 thats apart of it's charm and sooner than later there will be a remake that will make you go like "damn it's SO GOOD but i still like the original"
I watched the film with some friends, and it was AMAZING! I would watch it all over again.
Speaking of Nic Cage line delivery, and I know it’s not your genre, but Moonstruck would be hilarious for you to review. It’s basically an Italian-American rom-com where he and Cher fall in love and he goes on a huge monologue about his wooden hand and it’s *chef’s kiss*
the funniest thing is that I remember back in 2016, there was a fake image about a fnaf movie and Nicholas Cage was going to be the purple guy, look where we are now
Sounds interesting could you give me a link?
The finale scene when nick was getting held at gunpoint it would have been so funny just turning around and bending her shotgun
omg I would've died of laughter. That would've been perfect.
He just deadpan turns around, bends her shotgun, goes back in and starts scrubbing the bathroom.
you are a literal genius
And when she pulls the trigger out of shock and fear, she just peppers the ceiling with buckshot. Could've been a good shot(cinematically).
@@armouredjester1622 then nick starts sweeping around her from the mess she made
I was just waiting for him to just grab it out of her hand Terminator-style and snapping it in half or something. Honestly, my only complaint about this film is that they didn't take the absurd Nick Cage murder machine thing even further and make him literally immortal or something. The film clearly isn't taking itself very seriously, and the sheer over-the-top-ness of Nick Cage's character and how they almost play on his legendary cult/meme-status is the source of nearly all the entertainment value in this film.
In hind sight, this was the FNAF movie we deserved, cuz the one we got wasn’t bad but not nearly as good as this.
I don’t think you really appreciate what makes FNAF FNAF.
@@tr0y644 That’s probably true, I'm not a huge fan like some. I do enjoy the lore however, and my biggest gripe with the movie. If you can forgive me for probably speaking out of turn, but my biggest gripe with the FNAF movie was how they portrayed the animatronics as friendly. I didn't find the little girl as egregious as they often do with little girls now and days. Yet that doesn't mean they were meant to be friendly with her either. While I agree, FNAF shouldn't have been a movie about a guy killing Freddy Fasbear and friends. It still should have been more sinister, and the animatronics should have been killers. I hope that clarifies my comment better.
@@lordpogggaming7495 The FNaF franchise has arguably become more so for kids over the years. I don't think this is a bad thing. I actualy think it's a good thing, since it makes it so it doesn't need to rely on gore to be scary. As for what you said, it has ALWAYS been evident that the animatronics are friendly with children and... not so much with adults. On Night Four of FNaF 2, Phone Guy VERY EVIDENTLY STATES that, "But the characters have been acting very unusual, almost aggressive, towards the staff. They interact with the kids just fine, but when they encounter an adult, they just... stare." That concept has been around since the beginning. Not to mention the fact that the movie follows book lore more so than it follows game lore, and the books are also very obvious about this concept. And, them being friendly just isn't even very true. Until William Afton's true nature was revealed to the children, they were all trying to fucking kill Abby because they wanted her to be like them. There's no direct malice, because here's the thing: NONE OF THE ANIMATRONICS IN FNAF ARE SHOWN TO HAVE COMPLETELY EVIL INTENTIONS. Unless you count Springtrap, but I don't. But in FNaF 1 and 2, the most likely explanation is that they believe the Night Guard is their killer and they just want revenge so that they can be free. It's tragic! They're dead children, and dead children probably want to build forts and shit. If they wanted the animatronics to be evident killers, they would've done a Sister Location movie, and even then, the Funtimes are shown sympathy. ('Don't hold it against us' teaser tagline, for example, or Circus Baby's dialogue about killing Elizabeth.) The animatronics have NEVER been the villiains of FNaF, and this is what I mean when I say that you don't understand what makes FNaF FNaF. Murder pizza robots can work in a purely horrific setting without tragedy, but that just is not at all what FNaF is. As a long time FNaF fan, I think I would have been PISSED if the FNaF movie was like this.
@@tr0y644 So what your saying in short, is that you preferred a kid's movie over a horror?
@@lordpogggaming7495 What I'm saying is I prefer a FNaF movie than a bloodbath with Fazbear on the cover. I thought that would be obvious.
In my opinion his greatest and funniest line he’s ever said was in kick ass when he was burning and screams “NOW SWITCH”