"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" - A Bad Lip Reading
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2018
- Tension mounted during Mark Zuckerberg's congressional hearing...
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“Listen kid, blink if you’re not a lamp.”
SopeCreekRider
Z: 0.0
Congressman: Wweellllll....
Lol
*DOESN'T BLINK*
The guy behind him blinked though lol
I freakin LOOOST it when he said that!!!
the amount the lips actually sync up is concerning and impressive
Hutch2Much it really is
Javier Corral *luke skywalker voice* THATS NOT TRUE!!! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Javier Corral I don't think so.... I mean that's the whole purpose of the video
@Javier Corral if that were true they would've done it throughout the video
@@apolloapollo1028 They dont need to, only in some sections where the lips dont match what is being interpreted.
"Mr. Zuckerman" sort of flew under the radar but made me laugh really hard
Same here!
Mr Facebookman
Absolutely, really got me to have a subtle joke like that among all the silliness
Zuckerman's famous 🐖
In conversation I always refer to him as zuckerf-k😅
"I need you to smile" *smiles* "Good heavens thats horrible"
"Please don't do that again for the rest of the night."
He acts more like a human being in the bad lip reading version than in real life
lol, he moves so robotically
ikrr
Dun dun dunnnnn
Cmon, he just awkward guy..
@2k GoDsZ
Your tin foil hat is squishing your two remaining brain cells together. You might want to take it off.
No wonder he's taken over the world, he's got a "Frodo ring."
😂😂😂
I can't remember who this reminds me of
I thought frodo ring were a jelly..a food.
@Anar Guluzadeh It's the ring. We need someone who can destroy it. Someone who cannot be corrupted by its ee-vil. Someone.. like you, perhaps?
@Anar Guluzadeh I don't know about all that. Maybe Bad Lip Reading will do a Torah video, make the Rabbis say crazy stuff. I'dd watch that!
The only reason Mark gets away with all the flaws in Facebook nowadays because he agreed that WWI was awful
Why are we even here then?
Four years later and this is still one of the funniest things on CZcams.
I still say “do you think I might need to shave my head for a Frenchman? Because some people have said to me ‘you should shave your head!’…what do you think?” at least twice a month. My family thinks I’m weird.
Are you blowin bubbles?Im gonna hafta spank yoooooou
@@jessehammer123nah I still quote this “all this is just boring as beanz”
Lmaoooo@@jessehammer123
He looks like he is constantly resisting the urge to blink horizontally
Jesus
Gills.
I know this might be something really obvious, but exactly what species of reptiles does he belong to? I have been searching all over the internet but have come across conflicting answers. Please help and pardon for being so ignorant.
@@askeladden450 he has a face of a book reptile
Get it?
You mean vertically
“Blink if you’re not a lamp.”
Zuck: 👁 ___ 👁
Wooh
He is like
openEyes();
while (true) {
sleep(100);
}
//unreachable code
closeEyes();
@@NubeBuster he is like : 001011101010100101010100010100010100010101101011001010101001001010100101010101000101001010010101001001001001001011101010101001010001101010101000101110101010100101010101010101000010101010101001011010101001010101
Wooow. 🤤
🛋
"Blink if you're NOT a lamp" is my favorite thing to say to my cat.
3:43 "Lift your hand out like this, boy. Swing it out like this. You think it's hard? Believe me I could hold a hand in the air all day!"
They absolutely nailed it with that guy.
Horse manure pule. Turd satchel! Those are Einsteins words.
Wish I had that skill, I would probably run for senator if I could do it 😂
Not all of us can be the winners@@raulbarros8077
😂😂😂
I wonder if this is what deaf people lip read instead.
As a deaf person,
Wut?
Remember the Seinfeld episode when the deaf lip reader thought they said ”slept with” instead of ”swept with”
My mom is half-deaf, but she still has to mostly lip read, and she does it pretty well.
666 likes
@@4kgelato lol thanks.😈
“Listen, kid. Blink if you’re NOT a Lamp”
~~~
o o
\ - /
more like lizard :3 :)))
Weeeeeellllll...
Kid? He's a 30 something yo man.
😂😂😂
MOTH
"I'd just like everyone to know that my van is for sale." 😄
And the response "Bojang Bugami" got me snorting with laughter too.
4 year later…this is still the funniest thing I saw on CZcams!! 😂
"When I have the Facebook, then do I also have the internet?"
200 IQ Interrogation Questions
69 likes. Nice
stfu
sad thing is, that's not far off from some of the questions they asked lol
@@jonramsey36 true
its more like on the upper infinity
Zuckerberg looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in 30 years.
And he has a mansion in Hawaii 😂😂
Hahahahahhahaha funny
Zuckerbot is not inteded nor programmed for sunlight operation. Please only use indoors.
That haircut isn't doing him any favours either. Dude needs a makeover.
He must never go outside at all to be that pale.
"Do you have a painful scrote?"
"...No, I do not."
"Well you will in time."
LMFAOOOO
4:08 "That's for having your hair like that"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am crying here man.
"So if I have The Facebook, do I also have the internet?" I'm 99% sure one of them asked this question.
Is that a internet that you're talking about?
My turn :
can we be friends later?
What a silly Q
Pretty much :/
@Logan Last Name have you ever smelled a girl's feet?
these always feel like conversations you'd have in a dream
So many collabs born over America's #2 favorite alien.
woah that's so true! I never realized that before.
Or on psychedelics lol
bruh
And have you thought about the streaming sky?
This never gets old...def one of my favorites!!!
He’s been filthy rich for over a decade but still can’t get a haircut that makes him look like the ghost of a Dutch boy haunting his villages well
I struggle to believe this is not what they actually said
It got me in the first half
Close enough tbh
The after effect of the vaccination
I believe this is actually they said.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life before
I cant believe most of us have seen only this version of them talking and not the real one.
Including me
this is the real one
To sit through it at least
@@izJordyGaming ikr like what are they talking about ?????
@@burntrice4418 cambridge analytica
I laughed real hard at “Einstein had a green bean bag chair” “I wish that were true”
was waiting for the lip reading. this is the actual audio
It's official. Mark Zuckerberg is a lamp.
Well, why are we even here then?
Nah. He's one of those aliens from xfiles.
Where can I buy one sucker-lamp?
@@1do2likeU I hear they sell them on Facebook marketplace.
@@BaldyWanKenobi That seams about right! 🤔☑
“Do you like your heart rate?”
*I’ll get back to you about that*
😂😂😂😂
HA X"D
yep thats what he said
eatmypow haha... finally someone who hates these comments which just repeat stuff in the video!
I LOL so hard when he said he said "I swear it's like he has a mask on."
If only our Congress were this coherent.
And... "we" put them there. Well, that's the claim, anyway.
"World War 1 was awful, do you agree?"
"Yes"
"Well... Why are we even here then?"
Mr. zuckerman
That could work in any conversation if you think about it
CZcamsYT explaim
@@charlessssssss
WW1 was awful, do you agree?
CZcamsYT Yes
Not gonna lie, that smile was terrifying
How dare you? He programmed over 500 vertices to make it look authentic!
and the unsmiling is terrifying equals
Yeah, I hope I don't have nightmares with it ☹️
I think Zuck and Jared came from the same manufacturer.
What makes it unnerving is the fact that it's not genuine. When people truly smile, they use their whole face, including their eyes. If the cheeks or bottom eyelids don't lift, it's a fraudulent grin. Always watch the eyes when someone smiles. If they look the way Zucky's did, they might be a liar.
“Blink if you’re not a lamp” 😂
This actually shows more purpose & meaning than the actual hearing(s) 🤣
I want "Blink if you're not a lamp" on a shirt
I would definitely buy that
I would totally buy that. 😆
Weeeeeeell…
I LOVE LAMP!
1000 percent. Going to make
The loud water sipping and the "I'm gonna have to spank yoooooouuuu" at about 50 was so funny.
😂😂😂😂😅😭
About 50 is actually not that expensive.
@@KGBos Was that a joke, private?
Had me laughing, " are you blowing bubbles!?!" Bahaaa
You'd wake up looking like that too if you knew the US government was putting you on a plinth to question the ethics of your business the following day!
I love this so much!!! I wish there was a weekly TV series of BLR congressional hearings! 🤩🙌
Thank you for providing the original footage!
This is bad lip reading? Just looks like another day in Washington to me.
It’s bad because they didn’t bother changing the script
You win man lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣👏 Fabook is horse manure!....Turd Satchel!
Omg, I just gave you your 666th like!!!!
"do you think ww1 was awful?" "yes" "why are we even here then"
Di.... Did you seriously use quotes like that.
@Ryan Gallagher yes
@Ryan Gallagher Why are you keep asking people instead of just watching it.
@Ryan Gallagher 2:28 😊
Just to suffer?
This honestly almost convinced me that this was real
IF i have the Facebook , do i also have the Internet? Always gets me
"Give us a little smile to show that you can"
*Smiles
"Okay, Don't do that for the rest of today please"
111th like
@@ghostofpersia7096 I’m the 188 like
@AnonymousNeon awesome
bc his smile was creepy af
@@yourmum69_420 haha right!
He looks like the guys in zombie movies that been bitten but hides it from everyone
Copied from PewDiePie subreddit!! I'm calling the cops
Hahahaha
Your comment made it to /r/rareinsults!
Lol
I was gonna give you and upvote but the thumbs up says 666 so I had to leave it.
Are you wearing a mask? Lol!!!The guy just selling a van! This whole thing lol was so funny!! 😂😂
They got more answers out of Zuckerberg during this version of events...
Guy: "World war one was awful, do you agree?"
Zuckerberg: "Yes"
Guy: "Why are we here then"
Apart from Judy moonlight that's my favourite bit.
💡brilliant.
"Would you agree that my Mom was a whore?" "Nope." "Can I have my things back?" "No." "Alright."
Just to suffer.
So random.
How on earth does it sync so perfectly ?!!
I think they work pretty hard at it. But they also seem to be made even more creative by that limitation
I’m sure what they do is listen to the clip and find every word that rhymes or sounds similar to the actual words spoken, and then make something funny from there.
I forget the proper term for it, but when different audio is played over a clip your brain automatically syncs the words with people's mouth movements. Obviously it won't work for drastically different things, but you'd be surprised at how different they can be and it still works.
Mishta Romaniello Pretty sure they watch it lots of times with the sound down, improvise, write it down, practice, then record
Because this is actually the real taping of the court case, that's why.
Them referring to Zucc as "Mr facebook man" killed me lmao
The dude with the van is serious about it.
"When I have the facebook, do I also have the internet?"
Such a perfect old man question.
What a brilliant senator I have representing me lol
Pious Devil
Pious Devil weirdly enough, it was men who are old now who invented the internet.
My mom would ask that question...
"Blink if youre not a lamp" 😂😂
I always knew this guy was a fucking lamp.
I LOVE LAMP.
NoJusticeNoPeace, are you just looking at things, and saying you love them?
Awesome damn beat me to it haha
👀
This makes him rightfully look lost for words...
"Did that guy really just try to sell me his fucking van?"
Ive not even got a minute in and im literally crying with laughter!!!
I loved that intro, "...are you blowing bubbles?"
Blink if you're not a lamp
*Doesn't blink*
12YO weaboo because hes lizard
lamps need electricity, and robots also need electricity... 🤔
He is a lizard cyborg
Video: * cuts away from the person talking *
Bad Lip Reading: *_it's free real estate_*
true 😂😂😂
Remember, these are Einstein's words.
Absolutely true, bravo.
“blink if youre NOT a lamp”
👁️ 👁️
Gold. Pure gold!
Plot twist: this is the actual interrogation and what they aired on TV was the bad lip reading.
347 likes and im the first comment:)
@@Fattipotato79 447 comment and I'm the last to comment 😀
@@xkyleprivatex815 486 likes and im last😁😀
532 likes and there will be more
They certainly sound less stupid here
'Blink if you're not a lamp' .....my drink came out of my nose ! :D
This honestly isn't that different to the actual interrogation
At first I thought this was real
Max Willson it is!
Omg same!
Holy shit. I didnt expect this to be so spot on. I mean I didn't think it would be as bad as a Godzilla movie but my goodness this could have actually been the real conversation.
Wait its not real? Lel
i got news for you ... it IS
This makes far more sense than the actual discussion.
Watching this, and then the actual testimony, I'm convinced that this is what was actually going on.
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Wow, you're daft. Facebook zombie.
The Merovingian Wow, you're sad.
A couple of senators brought up some really good questions that zuckerborg couldnt answer, and then others asked shit similar to this lol
I am obsessed with all this. Y’all did a great job
I'll adopt "Do you like your heartrate?" as a new pickup line
"Do you like your heart rate?" Perfectly fair question coming from a confirmed artificial life form.
I’ll get back to you about that later 👴🏻
This reminds me about Data's trial in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
i think if mark zuckerberg asked me that id call the cops
@@CellGames2006 ah shit. Yeah I like Zuch but he could be Data 2.0 😁
@@someidiot420 coming from anyone else yeah 🤣. I don't think he'd make threats in that fashion... but maybe..it would be pretty effective 😭
- "Mr. Zuckerman, WW1 was awful. Do you agree?"
- "Yes"
- "Well, why are we here then?"
Ryan Gallagher omg I hate you now are you serious?!?!
Ryan Gallagher yes!!! 2:29
Just to suffer?
I think this is the best one I've seen so far...brilliant!
The way he drinks water makes him look like he’s drinking it to fit in, knowing it would ruin his electronics if he drank too much
"blink if you're not a lamp" and then I spit my drink on my screen.
I thought you split the drink on the screen
No you didn't
And the guy behind Zuckerberg says "yeah" lol
*Zuckerberg doesn't even look real.*
What to persons looks got to do with anything? Life is not a video game, can't change where, when, how we come into this world or how we look like when we grow up. Picking on someone's looks really shows how ignorant people are, almost as if they not real.
@@raiko3412 It's a joke about How Zuck is secretly a lizardman in disguise.
@@raiko3412 aw bless you. What Would the world be like if we didn't have white knights ready to defend our fragile billionaires at the drop of a hat? I shudder to think.
@@TheStarBlack aw hate you, what would it be like if we didn't have "Black stars" all over the play? (leave my name alone)
It's called CG.
This is auctually the best lip reading!!
Haven’t laughter so hard in sooo long. Keep making them!
I’m pretty sure this is just a clip of what actually happened.
Shut Up, Sprinkles! It is?
It kinda is believable with all the stuff flying around. (edited for sarcasm)
The real one was marginally less informative.
CNBC and other media which take clips out of context would make sure people believe it, if they wanted.
This is a clip of what happened, just the audio is edited
For a minute I thought this was a real interrogation , the lip sync is on point 😂
I still think this is Real 😂😂
Oh shit!! It wasn't??
Wait,...
.....this is not real!!!???😳😳
Did you know if you say orange reaaally slowly it sounds like the word, "gullible"?
@@EthanDavis.w haha r/ rr woshs! get itt becus you dint get the joke ahah!!1one!
“Turd satchel” 😂
That's for having your hair like that...😂😂 killed me
“Hey mom? Could you get me my Frodo ring? I want it here.” is hands down the best way to say you want to be invisible
Wow I didn't even realize that at first haha 😂😂😂
Holy fuck! I realise that now!
Well that's bad lip reading, but what did zuck really say at the time
underrated comment this is genius and I will now be saying "mum I want my frodo ring" in awkward situations
MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUSSSSS.
Blink if ur not a lamp
Izyeemonaoi -Kloe- * *blink* *
Hahahahaha! Had me rollin!
Inky Scorra wellllll
*stares at you*
**doesn’t blink**
this is still hilarious 5 years later!! and I realized that one thing that makes this so funny is that we all know people exactly like these characters.
"blink if you're not a lamp .." 😁😁😁
This seems more legit than the real meeting..... and thats sad
Dana Vixen What is this about first of all?
caitlin spry facebook took information from people with their knowledge and gave it to a third party to make special ads just for you about trump and stuff so they had this meeting to tell him that he shouldn't take peoples info like that
To be more accurate a third party designed a Facebook app that took peoples information and Zuckerberg was questioned as to why Facebook didn't take stronger measures to protect peoples privacy and keep apps from doing so.
My thoughts exactly.
If everyone there lost about 75% of their brain cells i feel like this is exactly how it would have turned out.
This is exactly how I imagine congress would talk if they didn't have their scripts provided to them by their handlers.
It probably is how they act. The whole fiasco is messed up.
😂😂
their handlers...LMFAO
This is more or less how they did talk, for all it was worth.
Real.
I just know people think I'm insane when I'm laughing maniacally in my car at lunchtime, alone, & they don't know I'm watching this on my phone... 🤣
Thanks! I had forgotten about blr. I'm glad to be back on board.
"Mr. Zuckerman, uh, WWI was awful, do you agree?"
"Yes."
"Well, why are we even here then?"
Ethann Browne best part 😂
That was my favorite line!
Ethann Browne lol
“Blink if you’re not a lamp.”
I always knew Zucc was a lamp.
I thought he said lamb haha
Annalise Flint
Kadiee L 😐😑😐 blinked
"Ah? Huhhh....."
Oh crap! This is the best one yet!
“im gonna have to spank yeeeuuuuuuuuu” 😂
"I would just like everyone to know my van is for sale"
I thought he said bed at first
I would like but theres 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin that
@@quentinlynch2492 someone else ruined it so yr safe to like now
KC Lake thanks mate
That was the best part... that whole "van for sale" bit had me cracking up.
**slurping water intensifies**
*zucc juice
Yummy yummy human water
Just like Breaking Bad
Zuzu your scar is on the wrong side.
Nice profile pic
These are always so bloody good. Been watching these for years!
“Im gonna have to spaaaank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everybody's talking about how weird zuckerburg looks, but I'm just looking at female Nicolas cage behind him
...
Oh my god!!
😂😂😂😂
Someone commented that 1 week ago
He's undercover
“Are you blowing bubbles? I’m going to have to spank youuuu”
lmaoo
DOES ANYONE WANNA BUY MY VAN?
Ja,Fandme
We would like you to make a little smile, just to show us that you can.
Oh good heavens that just-that just horrible stop that son.
“I’m gonna have to spank you!” I lost it!!!
Extreme talent.