THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES - A Bad Lip Reading

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  • @andrewplck
    @andrewplck Před rokem +10490

    I like to believe this is actually real, and that lady taking attendance is the only sane one, and she's monumentally over it.

    • @UmmmmmmmWhat
      @UmmmmmmmWhat Před rokem +320

      That would completely explain the functionality of Congress to me

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před rokem

      Did you look at all the MILFs tho?

    • @MisterNohbdy
      @MisterNohbdy Před rokem +198

      Not a chance. You really think there's an entire sane person left in that room?

    • @Aerational
      @Aerational Před rokem +97

      Yeah I was thinking a lot of effort probably went into her voiceover because she's the only one that makes any sense xD

    • @QEJXP
      @QEJXP Před rokem +120

      Right?! I'm in love with her sass.

  • @unoriginaljames
    @unoriginaljames Před rokem +5529

    Having George Santos claim he invented several things is just the perfect cherry on top of this video.

    • @HomestarKiller
      @HomestarKiller Před rokem +99

      I came here to say this

    • @chimpinaneckbrace
      @chimpinaneckbrace Před rokem +251

      And we found out his real name is Cardigan of Weird Sin.

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Před rokem +188

      He invented movie date night, that's impressive

    • @Saltine_American
      @Saltine_American Před rokem

      I agree…but how is he any different than the rest of the DC scum? They all lie, cheat, and steal from us. I hate them all equally.

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 Před rokem +88

      @@mr.joshua6818 it's not a big deal though! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NikSwiftDigs
    @NikSwiftDigs Před 8 měsíci +628

    The whole “Help, I think they’re onto us” segment, ending in “Why yes, I will buy a new American flag today!” is a comedy sketch entirely of itself. Perfectly executed!

    • @Mercurio2435
      @Mercurio2435 Před 4 měsíci +10

      As well as "Hey man, you're gonna pay for dinner!" and being wrangled off-screen. I want to know the whole story of that!

    • @misfire88
      @misfire88 Před 4 měsíci +6

      I am going to use "It's a wonderful day for not revealing any secrets to our enemies" at work.

    • @PeglegSailor
      @PeglegSailor Před 3 měsíci +4

      The yell just before it is perfection as well.

  • @AidenSoren
    @AidenSoren Před 10 měsíci +370

    Paul Gosar starting to turn into a werewolf was too damn funny 😂😂😂

    • @poppybell2209
      @poppybell2209 Před 7 měsíci +10

      I love how it highlights how absolutely INSANE(!!!) the man is!

    • @iosolofede
      @iosolofede Před 7 měsíci +6

      That was the best!

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 Před 7 měsíci

      @@cp-js4qi Yeah, I looked it up, because it looked really funky. He apparently has some serious back issues and arthritis.

    • @make_me7459
      @make_me7459 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@louieberg2942maybe because he was the one who put up all the burning crosses before the ceremony.

    • @care2think611
      @care2think611 Před 7 měsíci +5

      I couldn't help it. I hollered laughing at the Gosar bit, starting at minute mark 12:05. That was pure genius. I'm still laughing!
      It didn't hurt that he is one of the most prominent insurrectionists.

  • @DecisionAvoidant
    @DecisionAvoidant Před rokem +1912

    We're actually hearing the real, raw audio from the room. Congress is just this ridiculous.

  • @VultureClone
    @VultureClone Před rokem +623

    Even under the fake voices, you can see how painfully awkward and uncomfortable they all are with each other lol

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 Před rokem +145

      A bunch of sociopaths trying to imitate normal human interaction.

    • @MountainMan.
      @MountainMan. Před rokem +32

      @@assmane999 Ain't that the truth

    • @SculptedCold
      @SculptedCold Před rokem

      Yup, couldn't stop thinking how creepy they seem. A lot of them look like corpses. Rotten souled things.

    • @JayDee-xj9lu
      @JayDee-xj9lu Před rokem

      What's so scary is that these people run the country. Most of them it's like, the lights are on but nobody's home.

    • @andgolivemusicplaylists
      @andgolivemusicplaylists Před rokem +23

      AOC face with Gosar... "mm hmm mm hmm he's outta his mind"

  • @jamesking9807
    @jamesking9807 Před 10 měsíci +44

    "He's not ready. He's just a regular human." is tied with "Voldemort...yes, I said 'Voldemort'" in my list of greatest BLR moments. Just brilliant comedy.

    • @Cool70sfreak
      @Cool70sfreak Před 6 měsíci +1

      "I'm like 'Oh hey there Voldermort,'"
      -Axe-Assassin Albertson, year unknown

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před 4 měsíci

      I bleed pie!

  • @EmG848
    @EmG848 Před 7 měsíci +86

    It’s amazing how much you can tell about people by body language and facial expressions. At 9:25, AOC looks like she’d rather be thrown down a flight of stairs than continue talking to that guy. And how the lip reading capitalizes on the non verbal comms is awesome. Well done.
    Also this is hilarious.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před 4 měsíci

      He did make jokes about her being killed

    • @pikachuchujelly7628
      @pikachuchujelly7628 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Surprised they even speak to one another.

    • @thetiffanystevenson
      @thetiffanystevenson Před 2 měsíci

      Holy fuck, saying AOC looked like she'd rather be thrown down a flight of stairs got me. I was dyyyyyying.
      Thank you for sharing your observational hilarity!
      Tiffany

  • @memecity9849
    @memecity9849 Před rokem +1662

    This still makes more sense than what they actually talk about

    • @Saltine_American
      @Saltine_American Před rokem

      AOC never makes sense so they just repeat exactly what she says and that’s kind of a bummer.

    • @graffitiwomen
      @graffitiwomen Před rokem +2

      Yup!

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman Před rokem +8

      SO original. Automatic 3,000 likes. You win!

    • @memecity9849
      @memecity9849 Před rokem +11

      @Micah Newman Thank you appreciate the support

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Před rokem +2

      Legislation doesn't make sense, am I right?

  • @vickyvkusnyatina6126
    @vickyvkusnyatina6126 Před rokem +189

    Sad Euphoria?
    "I'm not lonely!" *slight muffle cry*
    "Sounds convincing"

    • @FormulaKG
      @FormulaKG Před rokem +17

      One of my favorites lol

  • @YukaiRyujin
    @YukaiRyujin Před 10 měsíci +8

    “COOKIE!” Has been living in my head rent free 😂

  • @Game_Hero
    @Game_Hero Před rokem +29

    10:40 Ok, but how is nobody talking about how there's a kid right next to Cardigan of Weird Sin? What is he doing there?

    • @mchandmusic
      @mchandmusic Před 3 měsíci +3

      Bring your kid to work day?

  • @quokka_11
    @quokka_11 Před rokem +2359

    It truly is a wonderful day for not revealing any secrets to our enemies.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KeepItReal1
      @KeepItReal1 Před rokem +14

      What enemies? 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 Před rokem +17

      @@KeepItReal1 If you don't know, you can't reveal 😉

    • @ItsHarleyYT
      @ItsHarleyYT Před rokem +47

      “ you’re acting so Evil-ly “ 😂

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 Před rokem +45

      You've been acting so evil lately dude!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro Před rokem +52

      im buying several American flags right now myself

  • @RandomFandomDragon
    @RandomFandomDragon Před rokem +1988

    The roll-call lady making snide little comments is my absolute favorite thing right now. We need montage of all her interactions

  • @morecklechat5280
    @morecklechat5280 Před rokem +197

    This is amazing! Y'all have outdone yourselves. The ladies taking attendance & saying stuff under their breath is the best

  • @fleetwoodmacncheese4159
    @fleetwoodmacncheese4159 Před rokem +39

    "And there's a tiger- THAT'S IT! You guys brought the tiger!" and "now you have someone on the organ?!" sounds like an argument between the Genesis when Peter Gabriel was still in the band...😂 🥝💚🖤

  • @BARATONE
    @BARATONE Před rokem +926

    The whole bit at 1:48 of them reacting to the guy screaming followed by another person reacting is such a perfect edit - Felt like a genuine sitcom moment

    • @dillasoul2228
      @dillasoul2228 Před rokem +91

      "Help...I think they're onto us" - Scared Old Man

    • @SaganJumJum
      @SaganJumJum Před rokem +25

      A sitcom made by Monty Python maybe :D

    • @Orangeokie7
      @Orangeokie7 Před rokem +20

      They are masterful editors.

    • @Windinhisface
      @Windinhisface Před rokem +6

      😂

    • @TheDukeOfWaltham
      @TheDukeOfWaltham Před rokem +17

      @@Orangeokie7 Really, the man might have been just yawning for a second (rude, though), but it actually seemed as if he were screaming. Editing is powerful.

  • @finessagee3737
    @finessagee3737 Před rokem +682

    The turning into a werewolf part had me in TEARS

    • @Sylvie_X
      @Sylvie_X Před rokem +40

      That was my favorite part, too. I want to know what the real life context was of him running with that face.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 Před rokem +12

      I'm glad he's improving himself.

    • @brye687
      @brye687 Před rokem +32

      12:04 "tuuuuurrrnnning"
      I was going to post the same comment

    • @TheBiggreenpig
      @TheBiggreenpig Před rokem

      Sounded and looked more like a zombie.

    • @davidbryan7795
      @davidbryan7795 Před rokem +5

      I think he had too many drinks too early in the day

  • @battlebeard2041
    @battlebeard2041 Před 7 měsíci +14

    “Cardigan of weird sin!?”
    “Sorry.”
    “I would be.”
    💀

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před rokem +101

    I love how the faces and movement from everyone is so awkward already that their reactions to the words you put in their mouths just fit.

  • @organicphoto
    @organicphoto Před rokem +424

    12:07 Paul Gosar turning into a werewolf got the biggest laugh out of me.

    • @lexthequeer
      @lexthequeer Před rokem +23

      made me cackle out loud lmao

    • @phonynony9220
      @phonynony9220 Před rokem +16

      Same.

    • @postdawn
      @postdawn Před rokem +23

      Dude, that shit was hilarious. He’s like I’m I’m I’m changing I need to go oh so good.

    • @matthewpurkis5079
      @matthewpurkis5079 Před rokem +35

      It’s the writhing movements that just make it perfect 😂

    • @ErikaEmody
      @ErikaEmody Před rokem +16

      Same. That looked real.

  • @ThirdLawPair
    @ThirdLawPair Před rokem +464

    "I just want your leg bones to be okay" is my new favorite threat.

  • @connormedberry4901
    @connormedberry4901 Před 11 měsíci +62

    I've watched this video over 30 times now and it never gets old. I understand that it's hard to make these, but I would be so grateful for a sequel!

  • @gopinggop
    @gopinggop Před rokem +5

    "how much money can I eat?" That's, pretty much, sums up the entire political system.

  • @emmypersonal4033
    @emmypersonal4033 Před rokem +521

    My favorite line
    "Are they any snacks?"
    "I think there's some raisins."
    "Hmmmm :( "

    • @fp5495
      @fp5495 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Raisins: things a grade-school teacher kept stashed in their desk, indefinitely, in case a student forgot to bring a snack for snack-time.

    • @lanzi7912
      @lanzi7912 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@fp5495 you just unlocked a forgotten memory I had

    • @MichaelCruse-li4gk
      @MichaelCruse-li4gk Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@lanzi7912Bruh same here for real... No Cap...😂

    • @bigmeanbullymartha
      @bigmeanbullymartha Před 7 měsíci

      My PTSD just flared over this one and our visit to Granny's house.
      I still have nightmares over raisins.

    • @davidk2594
      @davidk2594 Před 6 měsíci

      Ultimately confirmed when Pelosi mentioned guacamole. "now I'm starving"

  • @bigalgoodall
    @bigalgoodall Před rokem +1525

    The guy on the phone pretending he wasn't a spy and the werewolf had me laughing my arse off 😂

    • @littlestbroccoli
      @littlestbroccoli Před rokem +83

      "Why, yes, I will buy a new American flag today!" 😂

    • @stephanievines8072
      @stephanievines8072 Před rokem +64

      “It’s a good day not to tell secrets to our enemies.” Hahahha

    • @CassTeaElle
      @CassTeaElle Před rokem +18

      Lol the phone guy was probably my favorite part

    • @danapb
      @danapb Před rokem +27

      "I'm changinggg!!" 😂

    • @murphyandotherstuff6884
      @murphyandotherstuff6884 Před rokem +18

      "He's not ready......He's just a regular human."

  • @kewkabe
    @kewkabe Před 6 měsíci +4

    At 10:19 how she stares at La Tool for a little bit after he moos like a cow is perfect timing/editing. The whole video is genius.

  • @CatsAndDogsAreBetterThanPeople
    @CatsAndDogsAreBetterThanPeople Před 8 měsíci +8

    Cardigan of Weird Sin and "I'd be sorry too" could not be more appropriate for George Santos.

  • @Dr.Cosmar
    @Dr.Cosmar Před rokem +263

    Clerk: "Dome head."
    Dome Head: "Everybody heard you."
    Clerk: "Cause they're supposed to."
    Favorite one.

    • @xg6hpyk
      @xg6hpyk Před rokem +3

      I laughed out loud at that comment, the laughed out loud when I read what you posted

    • @Dr.Cosmar
      @Dr.Cosmar Před 24 dny

      @@liversuccess1420 Sounds way more coherent than a bunch of geriatrics in the kitchen trying to figure out how to make a salad.

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 Před rokem +230

    “That’s wood. They make tables out of wood in some places” “yeahhh” ITS LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD TALKING TO HIS MOTHER! 😂

  • @davegrisoff6359
    @davegrisoff6359 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The PURE genius behind this leaves me both entertained and all out exhausted from laughing. TOP SHELF COMEDY! ..."Hey man, you're gonna pay for dinner!"

  • @James57123
    @James57123 Před 8 měsíci +3

    1:54 “Help! I think they’re onto us.” LMAO

  • @whenyouwhen4052
    @whenyouwhen4052 Před rokem +544

    I want to converse with people the same way people in bad lip readings do

  • @kramermariav
    @kramermariav Před rokem +243

    I love the three guys at 12:30 who are writing some kind of fantasy novel together, lol

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před rokem +25

      A play I think going by Act 3 ;)

    • @lukenaoumovitch4477
      @lukenaoumovitch4477 Před rokem +3

      @@Skyebright1 Act 3 is also a thing in film everybody 😂 It can be any of the three

    • @hazeleyees
      @hazeleyees Před 2 měsíci

      that and the Candy Crush Guy lol

  • @Simes158
    @Simes158 Před 10 měsíci +8

    "Sad Euphoria"
    "I'm NOT lonely"
    "Sounds convincing" 🤣

  • @williamwells434
    @williamwells434 Před rokem +35

    Fun fact: Matt Gaetz DOES want taverns built into preschools!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 11 měsíci +6

      When you want to make a bad day a greater day…

    • @make_me7459
      @make_me7459 Před 10 měsíci +3

      He’ll take Venmo as payment.

    • @Dave12395
      @Dave12395 Před 9 měsíci +5

      The problem: constant mass shootings, illitericey, poverty and low teachers' wages.
      His solution: easy alcohol access.
      FFS

    • @NEbluefire
      @NEbluefire Před 6 měsíci +1

      Makes finding dates so much easier.

    • @beautifulpain5275
      @beautifulpain5275 Před 5 měsíci

      12:45 is the best part❤

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat

    Despite the hilariousness of the lip reading, the body language and expressions of this real life event when they are talking amongst themselves is truly terrifying!

    • @nickb1762
      @nickb1762 Před rokem +99

      A bunch of criminals

    • @ljclark2177
      @ljclark2177 Před rokem +21

      I know right! What an insight 😩

    • @NoeticSystem
      @NoeticSystem Před rokem +88

      It's almost like watching aliens. I have honestly never seen normal people who move and talk like this. I cannot shake the impression that I'm looking at a collection of deeply disturbed pathological narcissists.

    • @Ryan-bl5wz
      @Ryan-bl5wz Před rokem

      @@NoeticSystem They're possessed by demons.

    • @tomS-cq9tl
      @tomS-cq9tl Před rokem +21

      Its common in politics to hate everybody you serve with. It goes with the territory.

  • @becketttt
    @becketttt Před rokem +495

    The awkward "personal or business" interaction HAD to have been real. No cuts. The pacing is perfect. You can see the discomfort in the woman's face, like she's already expecting them to make her leave. Genius.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před rokem +71

      I thought the same thing, I'm convinced they have someone who can actually read lips and decided it was funnier to leave that in

    • @KittyPetote
      @KittyPetote Před rokem +23

      I know that was interesting!

    • @gear1100
      @gear1100 Před rokem +16

      Yeah, Wasserman-Shultz creeps everyone out for some reason

    • @jacobs9955
      @jacobs9955 Před rokem

      To be fair, I wouldn’t wanna hang around Debbie Wasserman-Schulz either

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 Před rokem

      @@gear1100 Because she looks creepy and she's the bitch who sabotaged Bernie's campaign. But she's my district's representative and now I desperately need to know what she was talking to Gaetz about, and what Gaetz was talking about to the other guy. What did she walk in on??

  • @zaccampa4055
    @zaccampa4055 Před rokem +21

    I can’t even comprehend how much work goes into making one of these videos lol they are impeccable and hilarious.

  • @tomsanger5548
    @tomsanger5548 Před rokem +17

    Most of these entities are horrid creatures with a handful of good folks mixed in. Interesting that they ended it with an actual physical assault by one of the members.

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 Před 3 měsíci

      Wtf was that actually about? You can tell before that that there was some kind of heated argument going on

  • @ol_smokey9370
    @ol_smokey9370 Před rokem +331

    I can't think of anything worse than small talk with politicians.

    • @dgeneeknapp3168
      @dgeneeknapp3168 Před rokem +3

      You're right. It would have to be something like any of the revolting "Real Housewives of" shows...UGH!! The $h!+ they fight about 🙄.

    • @dixienormus6941
      @dixienormus6941 Před rokem +3

      Big talk?

    • @natethorton7395
      @natethorton7395 Před rokem +2

      Yes, because they always talk politics 😂

    • @R.Sole88109
      @R.Sole88109 Před rokem

      Small talk with a vegan anti-gun environmentalist social justice wanker!?!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lsnow_20
    @lsnow_20 Před rokem +103

    13:39 "I just want your leg bones to be okay" is oddly threatening

  • @UapContacts
    @UapContacts Před 6 měsíci +5

    the " bees unwashed knees" 😂😂😂

  • @angelawhite9357
    @angelawhite9357 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The guy cough/vomiting, the you should bingo part, dino conversation, stirring the pelt, the bees knees, le tool, ask Seven, the werewolf, and the whole ending are AMAZING 😂 i watch this nightly hahaha

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před rokem +172

    "I just want your legs to be okay. I brought the tiger," is such a mic-drop line 😂

    • @s-c..
      @s-c.. Před rokem +11

      I want to believe that whole scene, because he actually looked pretty cool when he said that!

    • @Brendan-Black
      @Brendan-Black Před rokem +6

      *leg bones

  • @StrawHatChad
    @StrawHatChad Před rokem +628

    These clips are gold, I can't wait for the Bad Lip Reading version

  • @spongebobsexypants
    @spongebobsexypants Před rokem +9

    The freaking werewolf one broke me.😅

  • @Talisman_227
    @Talisman_227 Před 9 měsíci +1

    13:53😂😂😂. "Hey man, you're gonna pay for dinner!" And then his voice gets muffled by his buddy's hand.🤣🤣🤣. That definitely got me!

  • @Cr4zy4ssJ0hn
    @Cr4zy4ssJ0hn Před rokem +614

    The werewolf scene got me freaking dying. 😂 “I’m turnIIING…”🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cr4zy4ssJ0hn
      @Cr4zy4ssJ0hn Před rokem +23

      At starts at 12:03 “I’m turnIIING…”s at 12:24

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Před rokem +7

      🤣

    • @daimen06
      @daimen06 Před rokem +18

      I'm crying! I can't stop watching it. It's just to funny 😭 🤣

    • @Cr4zy4ssJ0hn
      @Cr4zy4ssJ0hn Před rokem +7

      Totally agree with you.

    • @pretty_lilcryer2926
      @pretty_lilcryer2926 Před rokem +7

      Lmfao! Hilarious . Like I think he seriously said that

  • @MOG007
    @MOG007 Před rokem +723

    The conversation with the interrupting woman and Matt Gaetz at 4:54 was so spot on it had to be real.😂. I needed the laugh, thank you BLR

  • @PikkaBite
    @PikkaBite Před rokem +3

    6:22 that "COOKIE" caught me off guard so bad I'm dying

  • @GabbyPlaysGames02
    @GabbyPlaysGames02 Před rokem +3

    The “ Enchantée” “I will off you” exchange had me cackling

  • @astrotrain3332
    @astrotrain3332 Před rokem +1748

    4:55 this was 100% an accurate lip reading. You snuck that in there to share the incredible awkwardness 😂😂

    • @mgj1890
      @mgj1890 Před rokem +169

      I just came to comment that, it seems to add up so well

    • @benjaminseverinsen8713
      @benjaminseverinsen8713 Před rokem +105

      They guy that left even says Matt... so I think this is an accurate read

    • @vickywills6384
      @vickywills6384 Před rokem +125

      That was definitely the real conversation 😂

    • @oldpineapple
      @oldpineapple Před rokem +22

      Totally

    • @dizzystick9
      @dizzystick9 Před rokem +39

      Yes I looked at that one three times !

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 Před rokem +556

    The whole exchange with Matt Gaetz at 4:47 just looks so accurate, like reading their body language and everything, it seems like they couldn't have been saying anything else.

    • @BojaneBugami
      @BojaneBugami Před rokem +70

      It really did seem like that's what actually happened.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Před rokem +38

      Yeah I have a feeling that was pretty close to what the real exchange was.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. Před rokem +38

      That lady totally interrupted something

    • @rachelsuegoodman
      @rachelsuegoodman Před rokem +16

      I had to rewind that part cause it really did look so accurate.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl Před rokem +16

      But then again; the “That’s wood. They make tables out of wood in some places" seemed very real as well. Maybe they both are.

  • @anitajones4899
    @anitajones4899 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Never disappointed! Always spot on hilarious & seemingly accurate!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shannonjones3714
    @shannonjones3714 Před 9 měsíci +12

    I haven’t smiled this much in quite a while! Some of it is absolutely brilliant! Thank you!!!

  • @ongogablogian4396
    @ongogablogian4396 Před rokem +374

    I love how many of them are just trying to give excuses to get away from each other.

    • @youtubeidentity7412
      @youtubeidentity7412 Před 10 měsíci +5

      💯

    • @jasonfrost5025
      @jasonfrost5025 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Instead of working together for the people they actually supposedly represent. Sounds about right (looks that way too, the voice overs aside).

    • @jonathannathan7299
      @jonathannathan7299 Před 7 měsíci +1

      That’s why the best one is the running gag of the guy with the beard just half-ignoring the weirdos while he looks at his phone. “Milfs, huh?”

  • @demon515
    @demon515 Před rokem +94

    “Go play poke the rock by yourself.” Is my new favorite way to tell someone to go away.

    • @holliemichailidis2951
      @holliemichailidis2951 Před rokem +2

      I'm not sure where it came from or how far back but my family will say x person needs go count sticks.
      Same meaning.

    • @jenniferblake3224
      @jenniferblake3224 Před rokem +5

      I liked “Go tell a friend”

    • @a1white
      @a1white Před rokem

      😂😂 I’m dying

  • @alisonek
    @alisonek Před 7 měsíci +10

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried😂 I need to watch this again!

  • @ChamomileT
    @ChamomileT Před 8 měsíci +27

    I remember watching these in elementary school thinking how hilariously well done they are. This year was my graduating year and they’re still so funny

  • @Spance-er
    @Spance-er Před rokem +311

    "I got plenty guacamole in the business office" nearly killed me

    • @maskof
      @maskof Před rokem +4

      10:28

    • @themadafaka6839
      @themadafaka6839 Před rokem +13

      Her laugh especially....

    • @gogokowai
      @gogokowai Před rokem +9

      Now I'm starving...

    • @frankierzucekjr
      @frankierzucekjr Před rokem

      Right? God knows this was probably closer to what she really said. What a wack job her and her team are

    • @stephenpenrice1230
      @stephenpenrice1230 Před rokem

      Tells them to choke on their lasagna then offers them guacamole ? Doesn’t make sense.

  • @irenemax3574
    @irenemax3574 Před rokem +501

    "Help. I think they're onto us...uh huh."
    "Hey, is it cool if I sit here?"
    "It's a wonderful day for not revealing any secrets to our enemies, isn't it?"
    "You're acting like so evil lately."
    "So, I WILL buy a new American flag today. Heh heh."

  • @jamiesuzanne5781
    @jamiesuzanne5781 Před 10 měsíci +3

    13:50 I wanna know WTF was actually happening here!!!! Even the camera man was like "oh shit! Better pan away quick before people see what's going down"

  • @kateri_rose
    @kateri_rose Před rokem +12

    I often wonder how much of this they might've actually said 😂
    Also I think "Pink Ghost Thing" was the most accurate name 😂😂

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I don't know. Shart In The Forest was pretty accurate, too.

  • @Ratchet4647
    @Ratchet4647 Před rokem +206

    Omg that moment between Florida Representatives Deebie Wasserman-Shultz and Matt Gaetz seemed so accurate! omg!
    The discomfort was palpable!

    • @MuccisJag
      @MuccisJag Před rokem +27

      Right? Hard to believe they weren't actually saying that to each other.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Před rokem

      Haha seriously. Not a big Gaetz fan, but Poodle hair Debbie is pure evil. She also just looks like she smells the same as moldy banana pudding.

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux Před rokem +25

      @@MuccisJag They might've been. Bad Lip Reading occasionally keeps what's actually said because it's still hilarious.

    • @ShelTheMan
      @ShelTheMan Před rokem +18

      I swear Congress is just like high school but with adults. Everyone has their lil cliques

    • @ryant282a
      @ryant282a Před rokem +12

      That was a very awkward moment for those two, as well as the other representative abruptly getting up and leaving when she sat down. Sure seemed like that's what they were saying, or at least awfully close.

  • @TheDarkness1020
    @TheDarkness1020 Před rokem +171

    'Sad Euphoria?'
    'Not lonely' *whimpers*
    'Sounds convincing.'
    Lmao 🤣

  • @jaybird8142
    @jaybird8142 Před rokem +7

    Soooooo good!!! The time and creativity on all the one-liners is absolutely brilliant. Literally coughing and crying from laughing so hard.

  • @RainyDProductions
    @RainyDProductions Před rokem +10

    Bad lip reading guy is absolutely brilliant.
    Crossing my fingers for a new Star Wars Bad Lip Reading this week in honor of May the 4th 🤞🏼

  • @magiclife1998
    @magiclife1998 Před rokem +37

    „I just want your leg bones to be ok“ is such a great veiled threat!

  • @tawshisms
    @tawshisms Před rokem +376

    That Gaetz-Wasserman Schulz exchange looked like that may have really happened 😂

    • @brizzle3903
      @brizzle3903 Před rokem +30

      It really might’ve played out just like that 😂 unbelievable

    • @kelsiecoats5928
      @kelsiecoats5928 Před rokem +25

      Right? I think some of these are real lmao

    • @marilyncocozzatrillo1534
      @marilyncocozzatrillo1534 Před rokem +26

      The Gaetz-Wasserman-Schultz interpretation is spot on!!😂😂😂

    • @user-df7kv1xe6x
      @user-df7kv1xe6x Před 9 měsíci +18

      It's the most replayed moment in the 15 minute clip. It's so close and so likely an interpretation that we all had to take a second look.

    • @SneakyCheeseThief
      @SneakyCheeseThief Před 7 měsíci +6

      It’s pretty much how I expect a conversation between them would go. Personalities match and everything.

  • @CatsAndDogsAreBetterThanPeople
    @CatsAndDogsAreBetterThanPeople Před 7 měsíci +5

    This just never gets old! 😅 (And sadly enough, the real thing keeps getting weirder! 😂)

  • @mistermchollow7250
    @mistermchollow7250 Před rokem +2

    @10:02 Chevy dude really did have a good point about those penguins.

  • @silvermainecoons3269
    @silvermainecoons3269 Před rokem +35

    The George Santos quotes were hilarious. “I invented tofu.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @xxzetsubouxx
    @xxzetsubouxx Před rokem +102

    The dude turning into a werewolf was amazing 😂

    • @Nola50
      @Nola50 Před rokem +3

      @Ed Blanchard Now that's hilarious! Paul gosart as a dentist. Well he shakes so probably not. But he is creepy as hell!!!

    • @RoxAnna417
      @RoxAnna417 Před rokem +2

      Gosar.. poor dude looked like he was in pain ~

  • @RolandmaddogDeschain
    @RolandmaddogDeschain Před 2 měsíci +2

    @ 4:48 the bit when the woman interrupted, im pretty sure thats exactly what they said!

  • @cybermavenstudios
    @cybermavenstudios Před 4 měsíci +3

    The names used in roll calls are hilarious! This is an excellent compilation. Great work, wow.

  • @inconceivabledark
    @inconceivabledark Před rokem +39

    "the ship's haunted, so is your face"😂

  • @xNJAZxUndeadLt
    @xNJAZxUndeadLt Před rokem +375

    I feel like this is way more accurate than anyone could ever imagine

  • @skyepoplin2306
    @skyepoplin2306 Před rokem +2

    “You didn’t ever get to dream of the pied piper eating a tree, it wasn’t as cool as my dream.” 🤣

  • @kendallhotz5473
    @kendallhotz5473 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I cackled at Matt Gaetz & Debbie Wasserman Schultz! *chef’s kiss*

  • @erikadlloyd5586
    @erikadlloyd5586 Před rokem +91

    The Convo between Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Matt Gaetz was real 😂😂😂😂

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před rokem +14

      It very much looked like it, didn't it? I believe the same 😀

    • @snapmalloy5556
      @snapmalloy5556 Před rokem +16

      The only thing I know is that was very uncomfortable. I felt second hand cringe

  • @Sylvie_X
    @Sylvie_X Před rokem +931

    This was the best Bad Lip Reading I've seen yet. I laughed non-stop.

    • @clairegs290
      @clairegs290 Před rokem +9

      I had to keep stopping the vid cos I was laughing so much and kept missing dialogue 😆😆😆

    • @heidirebeuad
      @heidirebeuad Před rokem +6

      This one's really good, but the Sarah Huckabee Sanders is still my favorite. I've watched it at least 40 times.

    • @dtvfan24
      @dtvfan24 Před rokem +8

      agree, more congressional bad lip reading please.

    • @Zenhumanist
      @Zenhumanist Před rokem +3

      Penguins.

    • @helloxonsfan
      @helloxonsfan Před rokem +3

      *Yep!!! Perfect dubbing... excellent work... funny as hell...!!! (LMAO!!!)* 😆

  • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
    @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 Před rokem +10

    Lmao this channel is a gold mine. I'm just in awe of the pure talent of the guy behind this!

  • @johnnykempo
    @johnnykempo Před rokem +8

    I don't know how many times I've seen this 😂. Still makes me giggle. PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE SOON! Maybe you could do one of the King's Coronation? Please please please 😊

  • @deathblossomrede8624
    @deathblossomrede8624 Před rokem +208

    The echoey reverb of that guy yelling "I'm turning!" is my fav

    • @thebestcat9601
      @thebestcat9601 Před rokem

      😂 yes

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 Před rokem +4

      I keep doing it, running through the house groaning, I'm turning. Into. A werewolf.
      I keep revisiting this video, it never fails to entertain. It is a treasure!

    • @brye687
      @brye687 Před 4 měsíci +1

      12:07 I'm Turrning...I gotta go

  • @rugaru999
    @rugaru999 Před rokem +52

    Stageraxis and Brokolatorum were my favorite dinosaurs as a kid.

  • @kristinwolf1165
    @kristinwolf1165 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The werewolf part has me dead everytime i watch it. " im turningggg" then he says something about he cant breathe. 😂😂😂

  • @Allen1350
    @Allen1350 Před 6 měsíci +1

    2:57 6:09 and 9:40 are my favorite parts 🤣 the snide remarks about each representative are hilarious!

  • @countdunkelheit1389
    @countdunkelheit1389 Před rokem +254

    The name roll calling parts are just absolutely sublime

  • @reev9759
    @reev9759 Před rokem +287

    "The bee's unwashed knees" absolutely wrecked me. Especially in the way she said it.

    • @DoctorDispatch
      @DoctorDispatch Před rokem +25

      That was hilarious, and then "Can you mention we changed it?" "You just did" was the icing on the cake.

    • @reev9759
      @reev9759 Před rokem

      @@DoctorDispatch I didn't like that part.

    • @pepelefrog1121
      @pepelefrog1121 Před rokem

      Any vaccinated liberal socialist man-children marvel kid with a serious case of mariocarditis over here who avoids by any mean telling people that he got jabbed 3 times?

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 Před rokem

      @@reev9759stop being specific man smh

    • @reev9759
      @reev9759 Před rokem

      @@seveneyes77 what shouldn't I have said?

  • @Jeffko78
    @Jeffko78 Před 4 měsíci +1

    12:08 that "I'm turning into a werewolf" bit had me dying!!

  • @garypartain3045
    @garypartain3045 Před rokem +249

    These conversations make alot more sense than what is actually spoken on the house floor

    • @futavadumnezo
      @futavadumnezo Před rokem

      So true!

    • @2511jeremy
      @2511jeremy Před rokem

      Biden illness spreading

    • @lodxmas
      @lodxmas Před rokem +5

      The lady breaking the conversation between the two representatives and then standing up immediately after understanding she was not wanted was probably very close to what really happened. That was really cold.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Před rokem +1

      @@lodxmas That's Debbie "Blabbermouth" Schultz. No one wants to talk to her.

  • @Kruppes_Mule
    @Kruppes_Mule Před rokem +241

    Jim Jordan eating Florida flavored mints is the most Jim Jordan thing ever.

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Před rokem +4

      You know what would be a much better thing for him to eat? A piece of copper coated candy delivered at high velocity.

    • @helenamartinez3415
      @helenamartinez3415 Před rokem

      THANK GOD "PELOSI'S WITCH" GONE

    • @Kruppes_Mule
      @Kruppes_Mule Před rokem +1

      @@itsjustme8947 There's a significant list of electors that I wouldn't lose sleep if someone cast a single deciding vote from a great distance at an incredible velocity. But I'm good with him deciding to swallow one himself as well.

    • @Kruppes_Mule
      @Kruppes_Mule Před rokem

      @@helenamartinez3415 You're welcome.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před rokem +1

      Florida flavor?...sunscreen, botox, and salsa

  • @undergrow1
    @undergrow1 Před rokem +2

    I lost it at Nanci Pelosi and the guacamole stuff. Shit was too funny 🤣

  • @alexandrialeonora6542
    @alexandrialeonora6542 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The werewolf and Nancy Pelosi had me in stitches 🤣

  • @ZephyrAnjoyo23
    @ZephyrAnjoyo23 Před rokem +285

    "I'm gonna go because you make me a bit scared." "Mmh, your aura shows it." was a great bit.

    • @raimeyewens7518
      @raimeyewens7518 Před rokem +4

      I brought the tiger 🐅

    • @OhFuckItsOlkv
      @OhFuckItsOlkv Před rokem +4

      My taxes paid for that tiger.

    • @pepelefrog1121
      @pepelefrog1121 Před rokem

      Any vaccinated liberal socialist man-children marvel kid with a serious case of mariocarditis over here who avoids by any mean telling people that he got jabbed 3 times?

  • @irenemax3574
    @irenemax3574 Před rokem +691

    This entire video is wonderful. A highlight for me: Old Man Tycoon's audible murmur, "Remember, speak up", before his carefully enunciated announcement: "Tonight I am partying. I have four stork eggs and a pony. You'll love it."

    • @gregbowen2477
      @gregbowen2477 Před rokem +23

      Ah man, I thought they were store kegs. What a letdown of a party.

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 Před rokem +13

      @@gregbowen2477 Upon further listening, I am inclined to agree with you; store kegs it is!

    • @ballerinafarmer
      @ballerinafarmer Před rokem +34

      "Not joining you."

    • @selfishjeans
      @selfishjeans Před rokem +2

      She said "not joining you" but I want to go to this party! 🎉

    • @a1white
      @a1white Před rokem

      The pony sells it for me 😂

  • @brizzle3903
    @brizzle3903 Před rokem +2

    “I’m turning IM TURNINGGGGG!” 😂 shit was mad funny

  • @jamesgoodman807
    @jamesgoodman807 Před rokem +1

    Guy at the end yelling to Geatz " your gonna pay for my dinner!!" Hilarious.

  • @buiavhamri4904
    @buiavhamri4904 Před rokem +94

    Man the two guys discussing dinosaurs at 7:57 had me rolling

    • @PipersGrip
      @PipersGrip Před rokem +6

      It was too perfect. The one guy just saying everything incorrectly, and the other guy blindly agreeing like he knows what the other is talking about. I feel like I have heard so many conversations like that with people who look just like that haha.