"STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading"
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- čas přidán 15. 12. 2015
- Vader keeps texting Leia, while Ben continues his quest for the Pickaxe of Cortez. Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, and Bill Hader guest.
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"I wish you were real."
Me with every single fictional character ever.
I was like that with Jessica rabbit
Same
*me reading about the fictional character* holy chicken, she's beautiful
Arabian Flower lel
Shon Elise me about shaak ti
“No offense kid, but I don’t think you even know how to even boil water.”
**offended gasp**
Lol yes
lollololol
xD
Boil water for the grilled cheese
The funny thing is that line is literally something Han WOULD say to Luke, I laughed so h a r d
Most iconic line: "May the force be with you." Becomes "I bought a frisbee once."
I had forgotten the real dialog cuz I got caught up in the clip! Thanks!!!
"So you know the princess and I are engaged right?'
"Oh, you make stuff up still huh?"
Kills me every time haha
- That big thing chased me up the mountain and froze...
- That was your shadow
Oh yeah, that thing.
It was probably the sun
Every 5 year old
No that was me
Sparrow 123 and my dog
Kenobi: 'I don't want your sass'
Han: *smiles in Han*
mk 90 he wants to see his ass
Why don’t you teach me how to glue somethin
Ironic considering that Obi-Wan was extremely sassy lol
One Sass Lord to another.
Kenobi would know a thing or two about sass
I love how idiotic Luke is, and everyone has to put up with him
True fact: In the original story he was not liked on Tatooine, and everybody called him "Wormie".
And he has a consistently whiny voice. So great!
Like the original movies.
@Michael Martin Thank goodness those scenes got cut. They really sucked.
Oh I am the same as him
I love how they take advantage for when a character's talking off-camera/mouth covered, and try to make the dialogues make sense during those moments.
Indian C-3P0 is the coolest.
ARREST the FED and all BAR association members. czcams.com/video/8yejt65nG4M/video.html there was no time limit on the Original 13th Amendment. So What does that Mean?
Step back Bubba Jack!
@@williamwagener
Sell crazy someplace else.
We're all stocked up here.
C-p30 sounds just like the IRS tax man shaking you for money on the phone.
eurosensazion tech support-po
"I was a dog walker, you're really cute."
Me trying to flirt.
I don't mind admitting that BLR Luke has more game than I do.
should have tried the "Are you an angel" line....like his father.
I don’t like sand
On tinder, this works.
lol cuteee
Chewie actually speaking and his voice get me every time.
"This old man can't pitch!"
"Foul!"
7 years later and it still gets me every time.
“Why don’t you just move to Nevada dude?”
“Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico. Did you hear him, he doesn’t even know geography.”
Leo Seguin bruh
@@leoseguin5761 good job sport! Keep spreading awareness for what really matters
@Cats in Cars just ignore the tard. The only comments i condone calling out are the 1s who edit their comments to acknowledge their likes
@@leoseguin5761 so apparently, people can't comment what they want?
@@coder928 and people can't express that they're grateful?
"why don't you move to Nevada?" "because I heard it was a bad part of mexico"
every.
dang.
time.
Did you hear him?! he doesn't even know geography
An Addict With A Pen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
|-/
Oh My Dumbledore I love ur name
An Addict With A Pen hello, we haven't talked in quite sometime...
Greedo spontaneously combusting after finding out the pet giraffe goes “hoo hoo hOO” is probably my favorite part 😂
“Oh you make stuff up still?”
“Shut up, you don’t know.”
😂😂😂
I wouldn't be surprise if %50 of the views are from people replaying Bushes of Love.
+Yeoldmama - Minecraft & More I've legit linked this to so many people from the start of bushes of love
Remer Rietkerk Thank you for spreading the beauty of such a song.
+Yeoldmama - Minecraft & More made a video on it 10 mins long and its only the song. sounds great.
Hahaha I've been rewinding for the past few hours no joke
Nobunaga Oda You are not alone.
"It looks like there's a Cheeto" ~Han Solo
Daniel Adams Do you get Cheetos in Star Wars space?
He totally has the munchies the whole time.
Daniel Adams I read this just as he said it
I’m telling my kids this was the real movie
They'll be disspointed when they will find out...
I thought this was the real movie before I saw the real thing 😭😭
@@pinkcowjl what?
Well actually I watched seagulls and bushes of love before the movies
@@kellyerinhannon8288 I watched this video as a kid and I thought that it *was* Star Wars. I was so confused as to why none of it made any sense, as I had never seen the real movies 😂
"I can make grilled cheese"
"No offense kid, I don't even think you know how to boil water"
That burned worse than Luke's grilled cheese...
and Luke's exasperation after 😂😂
Burned worse than Luke’s dad in the lava of Mustafar.
This is my favorite part 😂
bookaflock
You're just creeping me out, get outta here.
+DishonoredHero97 no I don't wanna
possibly the funniest second of this video. I've played just that part a dozen times today.
+Sabrina Faire I spit my drink when he said that
+Jacob Burrell LOOOOOL
Luke: Did you take my wallet?
Han: Of course not! And it's probably not in the trash by my armchair, so don't even look there.
Without a doubt Han would so do that XD and not just the bad lip Han
Han: IT LOOKS LIKE THERES A CHEETO!
+Tor Parsons Love the profile pic btw, my favorite album of all time.
+Matthew Boren Of course. Seems like wherever on CZcams I post a comment, after a certain amount of time someone will remark on my profile pic and how great an album Funeral is.
+Minecraft Princess FOUL
Darth Vader 😂😂
-You shouldn’t have called me a big turd burglar at the gym
-😆Turd Burglar
“Show her my trophies”
-Dark lord of the sith with the highest midichlorian count in the Star Wars universe
that should be Trophy. He only one that one Pod-race. (Didn't even finish the others, blamed it on Sebulba flashing him with this port vents).
Han:"I'm going crazy I'm so hungry"
Luke:"I could make some grilled cheese"
Han:"No offense kid, but I don't think you know how to boil water"
THAT BUUURN
+Tomáš Kušnír The way Luke says "urgh" to Ben seems so genuine
I know! I like killed myself when he said that
Nah, it was more of a BOIL, amirite?
No? Ok. I'll just go...
That was good!
+The Potato King dude I was thinking it too. :)
"Hey guys, we're collecting donations for the Jawa orphanage..."
Hey you should know that you stink kinda like fish
Bookaflock
The Storm Troopers collecting donations were my favorite. X'D
A entire movie of bad lip reading would be epic
"H-h-han... H-h-h-han...?"
My brother and I were playing that on replay. We couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard
someone maybe ate it lmao
EVRYTIEM
+Lobo Rojo That's definitely the funniest part.
Huuuuuhhhh??? LOL
I love how the light sabers sound like wood sticks.
that really got me bursting, while i think, thats rather 2 pic pipes :D
*PVC
JuergGoesToHollywood you do know there's an edit button????!!! . instead of your choice.
"A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze"
"Remember what I said about? That was your shadow"
"Oh yeah, that thing"
😂😂😂
I just realized that the reference to Cortez's pickaxe in Obi Wan's conversation with Han might be joke about Harrison Ford's other role as Indiana Jones. He was searching for the cross of Cortez in one of those movies.
There's always more to BLR's lip reading than meets the eye. You will see the same in other of his videos
I think a cross would be a terrible pickaxe unless you sharpened the points. If that fails you could always use it as a sword though
" a big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze." " luke, remember what we said about that thing it's your shadow."
" oh yeah that thing." That killed me.
Cool, you have ears also.
EducatedThinker1 uh one of the parts of the video????
Dolphinfox17 I know I laughed so hard! 😂
Dolphinfox17 loved that bit
Fåcłėss_ŸøüTübėr omg I was dying 😂😂
"Well I could make grilled cheese"
"No offense kid I dont think you even know how to boil water"
Luke and Han would totally say that
Hello there
@@Yougotcaged102 general kenobi
* *army surrounds Obi - wan* *
Another Sheev Palpatine Ah, yes, a better looking me.
@@ncsurfer43 you are a bold one
I love the casual talk Darby Vader and Ben are having when their fighting
We need a 10 hour loop of Chewy saying "Haan...haaan...haaaan.."
“I want a wooden snowman but no one sells them”
@@donaldwinchester8362 😆😆
Snowmen aren't made out of wood, dammit! 😂
@@wallaceroberts9859 that’s lazarbeams
@@donaldwinchester8362 “I’LL BE RIGHT OUT!”
the struggle is real
HaH-an Haan
LOL
haha-n haaah-an
haaahhn
Someone maybe ate it
Gabe Blanton "oh, amazing things will happen, you should go get one right know."
Obi-wan: "Hey you should now that you stink kinda like fish"
Sandtrooper: "What"
Obi-wan: "Everybody knows it except for you"
kills me everytime
I watched this and then went to my school and told it to my best friend. He didn’t even know the context but he DIED so freakin hard lolol
This first exchange with Han, Obi-wan, and Luke is gold. And so are all the other ones.
I’m really surprised how perfectly he matched Darth Vader’s lips with what he said!
C3PO, r2d2 & stormtrooper too lol
lol
*really
Pretty sure Vader is Jack Black!!
@@RageFitz Everybody knows that Vader has a black voice.
"Well, I could make grilled cheese!"
"No offense, kid, I don't think you even know how to boil water."
That conversation and Luke's reaction was hilarious.
That's every child
Aaah really funny! But seriously does anybody know how to boil water?
Uh!
"Want me to help the baby ?"
"Dummy, It was a figure of speech."
"Why don't you drink phlegm?" is so freaking savage.
The conversations I have with myself when I’m high:
Lol 😂
I've watched this so many times but "This old man can't pitch!" "FOUL!" makes me cry with laughter every single time.
Vesves, funniest thing ever!!
I say it all the time and nobody knows what I’m referencing 😂
Lol same
It was hilarious how all the stormtroopers turned
XD and the ‘ship sweet ship’ after that AAAAA LOVE IT!
"No offense kid, but I don't think you even know how to boil water." Is one of the most brutal things I've ever heard
I hoped Luke would respond with, “I wouldn’t have to.”
That hit harder than when Vader struck foul
The best part about that is it wasn't bad lip reading, but was rather the actual line
to be fair, on Tatooine boiling water is probably the last thing you'd do given how scarce it is
I'm sure you heard worse from girls!😂😂
I would watch the whole movie.
I just love how random each scene is compared with each other. 😂
Luke: "How my father died?"
Obi: "49 times..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
... that chicken woman duck thing...
@@dtly50 Failure.
Yea right he died 49 times
“It had a chicken head with duck feet...with a woman’s face too”
There was this huge mess and had to change the floors
“Does your monkey go *oOh oOh OOO*”
“No that’s the pet giraffe”
-Greedo dies from shocking news
@2be Blunt Guess Han's lack of grilled meat meant he wasn't allowed to set them off at the meeting, and had to do it here.
giraffe shot first
If only Han had da grilled meat
"shocking" is right - "electrocuted" by Han's blaster. Han shooting first makes sense in this context.
@@jamesiyer4937 That makes sense.
6 years later and this video is still good
Priceless, thank you for that laugh, my sides hurt now
"And he hurt my spleen." "Hey how does that even happen?" lol
Tynuujju v
Puppet girl101 Booka flok
The fact that C3PO has an Indian accent makes this so much funnier... 😂
I was waiting for this comment
I fell off my tauntaun laughing so hard
He’s tech support
Hope they actually had an Indian person do C3PO's voice,if not then we'll just have to cancel them.
@@deniro800 can I get a harumph! This guy didn’t Harumph 😤 !
Jack Black is clearly the best lib dub artist of all time.
"waiting in the bushes of love" sounds like the title of an amazing song i have yet to find.
They do have a full version of that song on the channel!
“I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open”
“No, person!”
“That’s okay!”
Absolute genius
Lol, i still say "No person!" and "Sneer!" occasionally
@@fryncyaryorvjink2140 Same
3 videos in 1 minute? Damn slow down I'm used to like one a year
lol true
lmao ikr
+Izzy T so true
+Izzy T Hurry..lets cash in on the starwars hypetrain!! Choo chooo :P
+Izzy T yep
I laughed so hard, I cried! Brilliant comedy! And there's music too! Fantastic!
Not having music until the end really made me pay attention to how well the lip reading matches the video. The person or people responsible for this channel have definitely earned their success.
"49 times we fought that beast,
(Your old man and me)
Had a chicken head with duck feet,
With a women's face too,
(Aww, that's rad!)
It was waiting in the bushes for us,
And it ripped off your dad's face he was screaming something awful,
In fact that was this huge mess and I had to the change the floors,
(The floors?)
You see his blood had drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em,
But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us,
Every day I worry all day,
About what's waiting in the bushes of love,
Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us,
Something's waiting in the bushes of love,
Everyday I worry all day,
About what's waiting in the bushes of love,
Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us,
Something's waiting in the bushes of love,
Everyday I worry all day,
About what's waiting in the bushes of love,
Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us,
Something's waiting in the bushes of love."
Aww man, those lyrics are deep.
Its bushes dude not brushes
+mpford13 Sorry for the typo, I have corrected it.
haha, cool!
It's a woman's face, not feet lol
They need to make this into an actual song like they did with that walking dead one!
"I don't want your sass."
You are totally saying that to the wrong person XD
LOL I thought the same thing when he said that line too, HA HA HA.
Ahahaaaa, why don't you teach me how to glue somethin'?
Look I just need the pickax of Cortez and the mystical diamonds.
+CreeperZAssassin Ah, that's weird, 'cause that's at the witches house.
Chris Elliott The death house?
Bill hader and jack black are definitely voices in this. I love this shit
"Because the Warden found all my loose skin. I had like boxes and boxes and he took it somewhere."
- Han Solo
BORING!
I bet he'll just buy some stupid guy thing
"Hey, dude. I bought a Frisbee once."
- Also Han Solo
@@ItsRevival LOL
"So, y'know the princess and I are engaged, right?"
"Oh, you make stuff up still, huh?"
Hey shuddup you don' know
Wait think about that. Darth Vader is engaged to his daughter
PGD Panda
Well it’s a good thing he just making stuff up as always. Him and his weird eyes.
@PGD Panda
And I oop
IIIIINNCCEESSSTTT
@@smallgraydonguy He doesn't know that. But Ben does. And he knows somethin' else too! Darth has weird eyes.
Luke: "Well I could make grilled cheese."
Han: "No offense kid, but I don't think you even know how to boil water."
Fucking killed me
Luke: ugh.
bad lip reading the light sabers clicking against each other is great
OMG I can't believe I JUST found this channel now - this is HYSTERICAL!
"Why don't you just move to Nevada?"
"Because I heard it's a bad part of Mexico."
LMAO
My favorite part
Someone I know was like 5 years old when they watched this, and thought nevada was actually a part of mexico
@@inquisitiveterrestrian Once upon a time it was.
'I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them." LOLZ
***** OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The fart at the end😂😂
I want her to dance!
+Amber Blue *Knock Knock* "I'll be right out!"
Matthew "Prince" Kelleher LOL
“Why don’t you just move to Nevada?”
“Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! This guy doesn’t know geography!”
Song at the end was deep af
Fire
+Pebiol Duvero Even Skywalker was feeling it at 6:57 lol
+Pebiol Duvero marry me
Hahahaha love it!
+Pebiol Duvero whats the actual song because i think its a parody of a different song
"Why didn't you just move to Nevada"
"That's a bad part of Mexico, don't even know your geography"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
The lip read is more correct than the original!! Makes it watchable again!! LOLOLOLOLOL
The Bad Lip Syncing video with Luke and Yoda is HILARIOUS!! ✔it out!😆
i had a feeling that was Jack Black
+krystian hinz Same xD
Twas. Read the credits
He knows... ^
+Scott Cox A7X :D
+krystian hinz Same, I recognized his voice the second he spoke. At first I thought someone just did an incredible impression of Jack Black but then I saw the credits and freaked out xD
"I don't want your sass." That... That is 100% accurate. That's how the scene went.
+Cationna "You still make stuff up, huh?"
"Ship sweet ship"
"Han...Hha-aaan..."
"mmm...Boring."
HOW IS THIS SO WEIRDLY APROPRIATE AND THEN SO SILLY
Chewbaka has me rolling in laughter during this 😂😂😂
2:35 The Nevada part killed me 😂😂😂
Obi-Wan: That song doesn't make a bit of sense and I don't like it.
also Obi-Wan: *steals melody from Han's song and turns it into one about his anxiety over a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting in the bushes which apparently killed Anakin Skywalker*
That was a traumatizing experience. You would never look at a bush of love the same way ever again.
Lil
Lol
Have you seen the whole song??
THAT THING ISNT WORTHY TO EVEN TOUCH ANAKIN SKYWALKER
RIP Princess.
Docktor Jim 😔she will be missed
Stitch Plays Kylo Ren is the new princess.
She is one with the force now.
" you know what, you're just creeping me out, get out of here"
"It's probably not in the trash by my armchair so don't even look there." 😂
"That song doesn't make any sense,"
Says the same person who sang the lyrics,
"We've all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us,"
I wish I had a chicken duck woman thing waiting for me.
@@buckbuchanan4902 dont we all wish for that?
that song actually had meaning tho if you dig deep into it.
My stomach hurt from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
_bope beep beep bop bope_
"Go show her my trophies."
this is my Vader
Jack Black as Vader is genius.
“It’s a figure of speech dummy” IM CRACKING UP 😂
Chewbacca definitely ate the brisket.
Wait - Han lied to Greedo, he does have grilled meat, the brisket!
There's so much continuity in these
Holy cow. The voice of Kenobi is brilliant.
+English Lessons with Alex (engVid AlexESLvid) Nice to see you here, Alex! :D
+RikkyCZ I think Han sounds kind of like Buffalo Bill, and judging by his line at 5:53, they're aware of this.
every day I worry all day somthing waiting in the bushes of us somthing waiting in the bushes of love
Bill hader
Don’t you mean holy chicken
Is that Jack black doing Vaders voice during the fight scene?
yep
+Joshua Gayou dont
Yeah
it even says at the end that Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, and Bill Hader were in it
Yup
“It looks like there’s a Cheeto”
Favourite part lol
"I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them. I'll be right out!" *Fart*
LMFAO
Darth Vader must be very hard to lip read.
And the droids!
They actually make up what the other people say first then have the people with masks say something in response. If u can understand that
Nah, they just use the force.
+Michael Hale now that i think of it. They do dont they?!
Yecnay, I love your profile pic. Tiny Tower, right?
"I forgot to wash earlier but my bed is open"
"NO, PERSON!"
--- Every convo on Grindr
Pickaxe of Cortez gets me every time😂😂😂😂😂
The whole Obi-Wan/Han conversation sounds alot like an alternate universe harry potter book.
I just need the pickaxe of Cortez and the mystical diamonds
I bet this is what I'll see when I die.
L... weird.
Tulak Naga r
Right on!!!!
"BUKAFLOCK"
I LAUGHED SO HARD
+StateOfMortality not a native here, what does that mean?
+StateOfMortality not a native here, what does that mean?
+JubJubBirdProduction It means nothing, which is why it's funny.
This is my favourite video on CZcams just because of that
That tickles no seriously I’m going to oil myself. Lol 😂
that part on the space station 😂 There's a Cheeto! and Foul!
"This old man can't pitch"😂😂😂
Foul!
FOUL!!! You
+DEADEYE That was the funniest part for me. "Come on, boss." I love how disinterested they sound. One of the best episodes of BLR I've seen.
+DEADEYE I didn't know Vader played for the Mets.
+DEADEYE Oh crap, it was so non-sequitur I fell over laughing..this old man can't pitch!