@the-dn3zw a 3d scan of your entire face versus a years old photo of you in black and white 320x480... big difference buddy, but yes, photo id does help to identify you
Will we really care in the end? Especially if it’s better than reality? Who would care? It would feel real to you and it will feel real to everyone else around you, and those who may not be actually real will feel real. It’s easy to trick the brain, especially with the stuff it likes. It’s some crazy shit to think about but we are getting closer every day.
Dammit. POVs woulda hit different Edit: y’all I was just joking 😭 you need to keep replying. Every time I open up CZcams I just get notifications that are associated with porn 😂😂😂
What is with ANDROID fan boys off all people thinking Apple is insecure and sells your info when your entire os is made by Google which just went through a lawsuit about that same thing
@@liu3chan "hey, It's me, the president. Launch dem nukes." *"Uh, you need to say the pass code in order for us to know that it is really you"* "Uh... I forgot it, I'll turn on the camera to prove that it is really me" **downloads the president's model onto his Apple Vision** "There, see? It's me, the president. Now launch dem nukes"
@@liu3chan Because banking, social security and practically everything else is moving towards using them, yet we are allowing companies that have had huge breaches and leaked millions of people's data to collect and store the information.
Man all the other VR sets know whats what and can run pron on them. For that amount of money they better do. And the pron industry was among the first to adop the technology.
And crying, cuz they knew many people would believe them at face value, My local radio was even going on about it reading your mind to know what hand movement you were doing even when hidden… (It absolutely doesn’t! It has to have direct views of your hand to compute your control, just like the quest hand tracking)
Apple is a playground for toddlers and karens. You can't access the good stuff, just the stuff your mom says you have at phone. (Obligatory joke) "Mom I want a quest" Mom: "We have a quest at home" *Quest at home*
@@sammyall9091 yes, you can download many different web browsers, you can even put add blocks and other extensions, It even supports sideloading so you can really use about anything at your risk…
Man mine broke ( should not have bought a used damaged one) I am waiting on my quest one( that for some reason no longer wants to connect to my pc unless I use my tiny obtick fibers cable…) until my big screen beyond finally arrives… can’t wait!
Me and my friend Victor predicted this when vr first came out and our friend gerry called us idiots. Ima find that mf on Facebook and send him this. Who's the idiot now 😂
That really feels like that weird program they talk about in the Mandela catalog the alternates use. to steal your face. Also, does anybody get the cyberpunk 2077 vibes from the face cam?
@@sammyall9091 looking pretty…. For 3500$…. Wow! Ya quest 3 is better, or if you have the money for this you can use the same amount for a PCVR combo you even got many good choice…
"Thank you, we have sold body scans of you to AI companies and to all foreign governments.. don't piss us off, we now own your voice and likeness, so go buy more Apple products like a good piggy"
"Thank you for your facial scan. Unfortunately, we already had it when we installed surveillance cameras with this feature everywhere 10 years ago. But now we also know what your tongue looks like so we can sell it to ... I don't know ... dentists?"
That's the most normal looking one I've seen honestly
Same
Yup
It actually looks good like what hahahaha
Ye
It's because his hair is tied in a bun. Long hair not tied up looks horrible
all that money and you can't watch porn on it?😂
Such a Shame.. then what is it actually for?? 🤔
APPLE BE LIKE you'll have to pay 600dollars extra for option to watch porn
There’s gotta be a way, there’s GOTTA
Buy a quest, that does porn
No, you can lol
Thing just politely nabbed a perfect facial profile for the feds.
Wait until you find out about driver licenses
@the-dn3zw a 3d scan of your entire face versus a years old photo of you in black and white 320x480... big difference buddy, but yes, photo id does help to identify you
I'm glad one other person agrees that this is too much now
@@the-dn3zw ha my DL is 10+ years old lol
you think fucking apple sells your data to the police? that's like turning yourself in. no, they just sell to the highest bidder
The questions we were really wondering finally answered
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People are going to be in a meeting on zoom, watching a Netflix documentary, playing raid shadow legends and hooked straight into the adrenachrome tap
Nothing wrong with that
@@apapz3245do you not know what adrenochrome is?
@@AllHailPlankton7 yes it’s what keeps me going, a few kids may have to sacrifice but that’s the cycle of life my friend
Oh come on, the sheep don't get the good drugs. We're the ones who get harvested.
no netflix on vision pro
porn works on the quest 3 (don't ask how I know)
Yea basically any other vr headset can do porn, the vision pro is just hella locked down.
@@astropenguin5448 Including the Vision Pro. Just open the web browser and you’re one search away.
not gonna lie i have extreme doubts that it doesn't work, i'm not paying way too much money to figure it out but i have doubts@@astropenguin5448
ya it works on quest 2 too (my uhh friend tried it)
@@joshuamatthews9399yea me too I know his friend and he told me…
“See it?” 😂
Yet another reason the quest is better LMAO
It’s not for gaming how can you make that comparison 😂
Quest is a completely different device
@@doorknob7935you should be able to use the vision pro for whatever, it's a shame it's not a windows device, then it would actually be useful
@@doorknob7935you can watch porn on the quest
@@doorknob7935yeah the vision pro doesn’t do anything that a phone cant
"corn doesn't work-" ....yeah, even if you bought it after selling your life away, you gotta return it after that 💀
Slowly being imprisoned in a cyberpunk dystopia, willfully marching towards imprisonment of the mind
It be like that tho
The fact that he said "Chrome. Chrome. Gimme Chrome." Makes this pretty funny
Will we really care in the end? Especially if it’s better than reality? Who would care? It would feel real to you and it will feel real to everyone else around you, and those who may not be actually real will feel real. It’s easy to trick the brain, especially with the stuff it likes. It’s some crazy shit to think about but we are getting closer every day.
Dawg people can't use this for porn I'd be surprised if people still use this in 2025
Mate when you die you get reincarnated, you can enjoy this life a little
The ft is the only feature that my quest two doesn’t have
“How’s it doin” 🧐😂😂
The "its not a toy. it's a productivity device. " guys would be devastated after finding out it can't do the one thing they bought it for
“It’s me CM Punk”
My brain: 🎶 look in my eyyyyyyyes, what do you see… 🎶
Dammit. POVs woulda hit different
Edit: y’all I was just joking 😭 you need to keep replying. Every time I open up CZcams I just get notifications that are associated with porn 😂😂😂
Bro vr porn has been around
Just get a Quest 3 buddy
it's 10x cheaper and works with porn.
He's lying. It works for porn
You can literally do it with any phone.
Porn if for men and their vr headsets like God intended
nice giving the overlords free face scans!
How amyone would trust Apple of all companys with THAT level of information about themselves is beyond anything i could ever comprehend 😂
It's no different then an iPhone. How do you think face unlock works?
What is with ANDROID fan boys off all people thinking Apple is insecure and sells your info when your entire os is made by Google which just went through a lawsuit about that same thing
This is such a huge security problem with them collecting that much information on facial recognition and biometrics.
Why?
@@liu3chan "hey, It's me, the president. Launch dem nukes."
*"Uh, you need to say the pass code in order for us to know that it is really you"*
"Uh... I forgot it, I'll turn on the camera to prove that it is really me"
**downloads the president's model onto his Apple Vision**
"There, see? It's me, the president. Now launch dem nukes"
@@liu3chan Because banking, social security and practically everything else is moving towards using them, yet we are allowing companies that have had huge breaches and leaked millions of people's data to collect and store the information.
Bro just sold his biometrics to the highest bidder💀
Man all the other VR sets know whats what and can run pron on them. For that amount of money they better do. And the pron industry was among the first to adop the technology.
Hey cm punk 😂
Yes, can't download Chrome or any Google products. It's an apple product. Doesn't support a whole lot.
Just an overpriced toy in my opinion
an overprices toy that doesn't even play proper games... just pointless.
And thats why we get the meta quest 😂
The whole reason it exists is to be a DEVELOPER’S TOOL. Not for games, for app development.
@@GarrettAD60 Oh, yeah. The big demographic of app developers. 73% of them are Android developers, by the way.
Bro the iPhone supports all of the google suite, it’s new and so Google hasn’t been ported yet, some of you are on another level of stupid
Most honest review
Man just wanted his alone time😂
I know I shouldn't be surprised people bought this iCrap but lol oh dear wonders never cease.
Ya soo many better options…
When did apple start telling me i cant watch hentai 😂
Wtf i thought it was schlatt before he removed it😭
This has to be the biggest tech gimmick of the decade.
They captured him.
Somebody is gonna jailbreak it😂
another reason the quest 3 is so much better
Gee, I didn't realize there was a sequel to Detroit: Become Human.
I love how Apple acted like they are so ahead of their time.
Meanwhile the oculus quest users were laughing at them.
And crying, cuz they knew many people would believe them at face value,
My local radio was even going on about it reading your mind to know what hand movement you were doing even when hidden…
(It absolutely doesn’t! It has to have direct views of your hand to compute your control, just like the quest hand tracking)
He's on work wifi 😂
Best scan i seen. I think because your in good lighting lol.
We keep getting closer and closer to Ready Player One. I can't wait
Okay, that's pretty wild
Bro looking like the Tron: Legacy version of himself lmao
He knew what i was thinking (O) _ (O)
Bruh NerveGear prototype lookin wild
So many red flags for this device 😂
I wasn't getting apple pros already but hearing you can access porn is even more of a deal breaker.
We're having a youngified Kevin Flynn with this one
FaceTime about to get a lot steamier
We are getting so close to ready player one.
This gives major self surveillance vibes 😮
Bro it’s like a holo call from cyberpunk
That’s how they make the videos for rio da young OG🤣
I feel like i hear him everywhere
Nice now they got you for facial recognition. Best not fuck up now.
What do you mean? Facial recognition was part of every security camera 10 years ago.
Wow, the scanned character even has the tongue lol
Cypher, cause of Cypher Ult 😂
You have to do the halo calibration
Lmao insane
That's why we use oculus quest, it allows us to access any website
Whit add block even…
Personally I more of pc vr user myself though.
Get that meta quest bro. They got a web browser.
And you can put extensions
Apple gonna come with the new add on “iBust” coming soon
lmaoo apple faps
Apple is a playground for toddlers and karens.
You can't access the good stuff, just the stuff your mom says you have at phone.
(Obligatory joke)
"Mom I want a quest"
Mom: "We have a quest at home"
*Quest at home*
Wait I can experience the hub on a quest??? 😅😮
@@sammyall9091why wouldnt you?
@@sammyall9091even if you're not a degenerate you gotta watch at least one 😂 it's a whole new world out there.
@@sammyall9091 yes, you can download many different web browsers, you can even put add blocks and other extensions,
It even supports sideloading so you can really use about anything at your risk…
*Face identification granted* "CIA" yeeeeaaa boooyyy👏
bro doing halo camera calibration
Porn works on the Oculus headsets though.
*laughs in valve index*
Man mine broke ( should not have bought a used damaged one)
I am waiting on my quest one( that for some reason no longer wants to connect to my pc unless I use my tiny obtick fibers cable…) until my big screen beyond finally arrives… can’t wait!
The one sentence that ruined sales "P*rn doesnt work on here"
That’s honestly sick
I’m good with the oculus😂
It just made you do a control sensitivity check
oh it works, if you are motivated enough =)
U can on vr lmao😂
Damn it almost buy one
Something something Black Mirror
We are closer to the Nerve Gear
Me and my friend Victor predicted this when vr first came out and our friend gerry called us idiots. Ima find that mf on Facebook and send him this. Who's the idiot now 😂
Followed by a confirmation email. Your new clone will be shipped in 6 months.
That really feels like that weird program they talk about in the Mandela catalog the alternates use. to steal your face. Also, does anybody get the cyberpunk 2077 vibes from the face cam?
A missed opportunity!!
Why does porn not work? fu$&ing apple babysitting?
Such a shame.. then what is it really for? 🤔
Apparently, pretending you are CM Punk.
@@sammyall9091 looking pretty…. For 3500$…. Wow!
Ya quest 3 is better, or if you have the money for this you can use the same amount for a PCVR combo you even got many good choice…
Capture complete yes it is
Soon im moving away and becoming a hermit in the great Canadian north
He'll wonder why in 6 months he's in a Disney commercial
Drake videos would be a good alternative 💀
Yo, I kinda wanna see one of these for myself. Overpriced, kind of needless, but interesting
The chinese thank you for the face scan.
you cant watch corn on that thing?
*order canceled*
Weird it wasn’t before but a understandable reason
Ahh yes a daddy apple locked device. If anyone wanted parental locked items they'd steal tablets from 6 year olds
I'm just waiting for the goggles to say "gad damn your ugly"
Apparently you can actually watch that stuff on these btw. Markiplier did a test on the distractible podcast. it was...kinda funny actually
Wow thank you for getting the porn part out of the way early. Taking that off the shopping list.
One hyphenated word. Nerve-Gear
he sounds like jschaltt
Facial recognition software trying to get as many people registered as possible by making the tech seem cool
You're saying it as if facial recognition wasn't part of security cameras 10 years ago.
$3499.00 USD and you too can look like a PS3 model person in facetime calls
Read the agreement you signed about use of your likeness.
"Thank you, we have sold body scans of you to AI companies and to all foreign governments.. don't piss us off, we now own your voice and likeness, so go buy more Apple products like a good piggy"
"Thank you for your facial scan. Unfortunately, we already had it when we installed surveillance cameras with this feature everywhere 10 years ago. But now we also know what your tongue looks like so we can sell it to ... I don't know ... dentists?"
@@liu3chan lol thank god I knew about the FBI owning the patents to snapchat's facial tech and never used it
No porn? There goes the selling point 😂
Ya, at least its 3D pov camera, they apparently have, can make the thing… but even then it’s soo overpriced…
Watch out for this guy as an AI generated extra in the future
When that capture data is leaked he's gonna be a deep fake blackmail victim all day every day 😂
pft so cute
Bro i am not giving apple a full detailed scan of my face complete with different expressions and angles.
It kind of funny, we are volunteering to enter this prison they are building for us.
and some people really are scared of the goverment having you face and finger prints xD
"Give me all of your government information so we can use it against you when we want" okay