Kenny ★ in the one comment you try to get them likes, which is kinda childish (and yes its just what it is, this ellen loop thingy is on every video many times) and in the other comment you hate about children watching childish youtubers. thats immature, imo.
Clarence Basco and why is that? you dont even read my first post, did you? the guy im replying to was hating in another comment in a very childish way and then tries to pick up like with comments like this. like being positive which he really isnt
JoshHoPersonal I was thinking the same thing but the hair! She should have a bob atleast and the pink with brown roots sticking out??? Ruins her whole elegant aesthetic
I played this game for the first time in my life at a cabin with my university's theater group two weekends ago and we all came up with some weird and hysterical things on the white cards to combine with the sentences on the black cards, I was laughing so hard the whole time during the game! I am thinking of having this game as my wish for Christmas and hopefully get my own family to play it, definitely one of the funniest games I've ever played! :)
+DajXXa Cards Against Humanity should only be played with your friends...unless your family has a hilariously twisted sense of humor and isn't easily offended.
I really hope this does not become a regular segment. Ellen's show is too nice to have this game played properly. They probably omit many of the card options to keep it appropriate and otherwise boring.
Victor Charles what they mean is why play a game famous for its raunchy and offensive humour if its going to be so watered down and unfunny. Yeah there are broadcasting standards and all but why air it if it's so unlikable and unfunny. It's like watching southpark without any swearing, dick jokes, ass jokes, fart jokes, celebrity scandal/controversy jokes, government scandal/controversy jokes, sex jokes, and last but not least racist jokes. Its a watered down, unfunny, unlikable, and an overall shitty experience.(P.S. please do not take offense to this i respect your opinion and i hope you understand and respect mine.)
Victor Charles as i stated that reply was entirely my opinion. I will say you made very well said and valid points. But as I said in my earlier reply I respect and hell, I even agree with some of your points but I stand by my points and opinions as you clearly do as well.(another P.S. I thank you for your well written and thought out response. I also thank for how maturely you handled this situation. And for the fact that you wrote down actual points and not not just meaningless insults. Thank you)
Mr. President of the United Potatoes practically, but they cleaned it up tremendously using safer answers. this game is extremely graphics and hilarious if you can get over some sensitivity and handle a little dark humor.
***** lol. I mean, realistically the game does have jokes based on touchy issues. But if you have a little bit of tough skin and can handle it, you should be good.
These are probably the tamest cards in the deck.
I'm pretty sure they premade those because the real deck is 50x worse.
OH yeah. But still, this is a tv show that kids watch. Kinda hard to put an adult game on a show without picking through the pile :P
eh.. there's a lot of tame cards still, I mean yes there's some really extreme cards too
Oh yeah! Hahha
OfficialMuffin If you thinks that's offensive, then go watch theRPGMinx play CAH =_=
The miracle of childbirth is funny because that's always what happens at parties in the sims
You're amazing
+Kanigye1 OMG XD
I died at your comment.
That just happened to me in sims right now? Well they just went into labor xD
When my mom was pregnant with me, her water broke at her baby shower. True story.
Oooooohhh... "I drink to forget the miracle of childbirth" would've been good.
that's what I said!!
OK with the in. Cwgg
+DoppelDragon I think a romantic dinner would be incomplete without the miracle of childbirth
+Lucio Nemirovsky me too
That's the father's watching their wives giving birth.
The cards I always get are nowhere near this clean. There is a lot of weird stuff.
they probably removed the worst ones
Midgets shitting in a bucket
Wuwlf
Coathanger abortions
"The biggest blackest dick"
Dead babies
" You win a blender."
" I have, like, five."
rich people problems XD
MewMewWinx Emo
Rich people problems. Like the kind of people that find such a pointless game funny. These people have had a great life.
Pamela Lopez news flash genius, all games are pointless. You shouldn't have stopped going to school.
someone got triggered
They needs the fucked up cards... Like it's not Cards Against Humanity unless it's racist, crude, and has dead baby jokes!
yessss!!!
+lawrence kragh replying to your own comment.... Nice....
+lawrence kragh dead baby jokes never win though unless the fill in the blank is "I always discard_______"
it wont be allowed on tv not even the deepweb
s3odXX1 not allowed on the deepweb? you are a fucking moron
I drink to forget Alcoholism.
QuikVidGuy I drink to forget my amnesia.
caramba LP I drink to forget to drink to forget to drink to forget to drink to forget... perpetual sentencion
I drink to forget rehab.
I drink to forget Rehab
One time I was playing and someone did "I drink to forget Auschwitz"
This was too clean
The limitations of television.
God bless TV Airing limitations, if only if it had to be Cards Against Humanity.
ducky7jas Its a fucking family show... not a CNN brodcast.
SUCKER FOR PAIN No way, really?... I wasn't aware of that -_-
F
I'm supposed to be doing something productive, but stuck at the Ellen loop. Thanks Ellen.
Kenny ★ in the one comment you try to get them likes, which is kinda childish (and yes its just what it is, this ellen loop thingy is on every video many times) and in the other comment you hate about children watching childish youtubers. thats immature, imo.
Atze Karsten I don't know you?
Atze Karsten What is childish about it? You are the childish one tbh.
Clarence Basco and why is that? you dont even read my first post, did you? the guy im replying to was hating in another comment in a very childish way and then tries to pick up like with comments like this. like being positive which he really isnt
Atze Karsten You seriously just said he is immature for nothing.
I wonder how many people picked up the game after seeing this only to see how crass it can really get.
+Matthew Schell Seriously, this session was INSANELY tame
TheMegoShow That's my point.
I assume you mean that they'd be shocked by the true nature of the game, right?
TheMegoShow Ya
+goblin123 Even those are tame if you look at the expansion pack cards online.
"I drink to forget _______" I all i could think of was Dean Winchester
I just randomly thought of watermelon
Right!!! That is the only logical response.
Yesssss!!!
I was thinking The Deformed
+Bee Winchester You. I like you.
I DRINK TO FORGET BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER
YASSSSSS! I was thinking the same thing!
YESSSS
Thank you
How did daddy issues not win?
TheCrazyMango82 Because lesbians are typically wracked with them.
+Omni Wings what the fuck dude
rude
Silver Spikes lol my moms fucking dead
Hazel Elyse nice face
The cast of 50 shades of grey should do this haha
one thing that hit me hard is that Nicole is effing elegant... like.. jesus christ look
i scrolled down to see if someone would say it, i was thinking the same thing!
JoshHoPersonal I was thinking the same thing but the hair! She should have a bob atleast and the pink with brown roots sticking out??? Ruins her whole elegant aesthetic
I have recently watched Great News and Nicole is in that, I must say she is like a a dainty fairy type creature which totally shocked me.
People laugh at literally every answer. What kind of fucking world do we live in.
HeavenHammer true that's me too
HeavenHammer a funny one i guess?
a world where people dont know about youtube and the sidemen
I think one of my favorite combos that I've done was "I drink to forget alcoholism"
I drink to forget. Period.
Dev that’s deep man
"I drink to forget... Daddy issues"
Supernatural anybody?
Isabella Munoz lmao spn for sure
I played this game for the first time in my life at a cabin with my university's theater group two weekends ago and we all came up with some weird and hysterical things on the white cards to combine with the sentences on the black cards, I was laughing so hard the whole time during the game! I am thinking of having this game as my wish for Christmas and hopefully get my own family to play it, definitely one of the funniest games I've ever played! :)
+Didrick Namtvedt Oh, what an awkward time that would be.
+Andrew Gonzalez dont play it with your family....
it
gets
dirty
+DajXXa Cards Against Humanity should only be played with your friends...unless your family has a hilariously twisted sense of humor and isn't easily offended.
I spit out my coffee from laughing at "daddy issues". LOL I love this game!
At 1:43, Julianne and Derek getting on their chairs was so synchronised!
I really hope this does not become a regular segment. Ellen's show is too nice to have this game played properly. They probably omit many of the card options to keep it appropriate and otherwise boring.
TootsieTheTina I'm pretty sure "I drink to forget____" *"The Jews"* would go down great on national TV.
***** *
I watched Ellen play cards against humanity. My life is complete.
Ellen picked the left one every time... and a left eye is on the 1-dollar bill. Illuminati confirmed.
You are amazing Ellen!! I cant watch your shows live but i watch it here on CZcams every night😍
"What never fails to liven up a party?"
A life of sadness and grave robbing
A watered down, kid-friendly version of Cards Against Humanity is not a real game of Cards Against Humanity.
You can just tell they picked the cutest cards so they would get mothers to still watch
ellen never fails to kill a trend/meme
My favorite one ever was...What never fails to liven up a party?....Slapping a biscuit out of an Orphans Mouth
This is heavily cherry picked cards
yup and there were no blank cards
Victor Charles what they mean is why play a game famous for its raunchy and offensive humour if its going to be so watered down and unfunny. Yeah there are broadcasting standards and all but why air it if it's so unlikable and unfunny. It's like watching southpark without any swearing, dick jokes, ass jokes, fart jokes, celebrity scandal/controversy jokes, government scandal/controversy jokes, sex jokes, and last but not least racist jokes. Its a watered down, unfunny, unlikable, and an overall shitty experience.(P.S. please do not take offense to this i respect your opinion and i hope you understand and respect mine.)
Victor Charles as i stated that reply was entirely my opinion. I will say you made very well said and valid points. But as I said in my earlier reply I respect and hell, I even agree with some of your points but I stand by my points and opinions as you clearly do as well.(another P.S. I thank you for your well written and thought out response. I also thank for how maturely you handled this situation. And for the fact that you wrote down actual points and not not just meaningless insults. Thank you)
_"A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without..."_
*_"your weird brother"_*
“I drink to forget but I always remember.” - Brandon Rogers 👏🏻
They should play this every week
The siblings mounted the chair the same way
I like how they all kept putting them in the exact same order the entire time so it would be obvious who picked what.
Cards against humanity is basically the adult apples to apples
I thought from the thumbnail it was Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth and Jena Malone!
A can of whoop ass was a great answer! 😂😂😂😂
ELLEN YOULL NEVER NOTICE ME BUT I LOVE YOU 😭😭😍
SHE MIGHT YOU NEVER NO
manisha reddy NOTICE ME SENPAI
4 years and still waiting, maybe one day my dude
nicole should have waited and used "the miracle of child birth" for "I drink to forget ____" hahahahaha
Adore Derek and Julianne 😂❤️ this was way to clean though.
This was really funny! XD
Ellen should have Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester) on the show sometime.
After playing this game at Christmas, I confirm for Ellen they made sure the cards were all G rated!
the last one was the best 😂😂😂
i love cards against humanity
I hate you.
So basically it was just a PG-13 version of the game...(sigh) nevertheless it was cool!
I drink to forget but I always remember-Brandon Rogers 😂
YES!!!! happy to see this game going far, I love it
More of Cards Against Humanity please 😄😄
The blender was actually quite an appropriate gift, because honey, she gotta learn how to blend that eyeshadow.
Daddy issues card coming from the main daddy himself 😍
The last one is more like "I drink to [get] lumberjack fantasies."
Ellen please do more cards against humanity it's hilarious
This was too clean for cards against humanity
Anybody else think of dean winchester from supernatural when "daddy issues" popped up?
this cracked me up so much I love that game
I love this gamr. My friends and I are gonna prabobly play this drunk this Saturday night! Irs gonna be fun! :)
“I drink to forget _____”
Card: ANNE FRANK
She can now mix drinks to forget about the lumberjack-fantasies.
hahaha i i REALLY picked all of the ones Ellen did lol that was amazing
But... but I wanted a blender.
:(
This is about as tame as this game can get
Haha Julianne always wins. She won that Lipsync Battle against Derek too lol. I love CAH
this should be a regular segment on Ellens show
i love this women , what a good person !
She won a blender.. so random lol!!
"My humps"...oh my gosh...from PEWDS!!!
Marzia said romantic dinner wouldn't be complete without peeing a little bit
Without a can of whoop-ass 😂😂
I love this game! I wish she'd do it again
1:29 but I always remember
Her winning the blender was kinda funny ... like really a blender? so random lol
The funniest question and answer when I played was “How did I lose my virginity?”
Someone put “bees?”
I drink to forget ______.
Alcoholism
This is so great.
The second round made me think of Supernatural. :'D
there should be a game show thats just celebrities playing cards against humanity
i once got “this is your captain speaking,fasten your seatbelts and prepare for september 11th 2011”😭💀
Markiplier would have won, even though he wasn't there
Without exception she picked the card on the end every time.
This ruined the game for me they didnt have messed up cards
So this is basically Apples to Apples
Mr. President of the United Potatoes
practically, but they cleaned it up tremendously using safer answers. this game is extremely graphics and hilarious if you can get over some sensitivity and handle a little dark humor.
*****
lol. I mean, realistically the game does have jokes based on touchy issues. But if you have a little bit of tough skin and can handle it, you should be good.
I drink to forget but I always remember
The miracle of childbirth. Everyone who has watched Scream Queens will understand
I played it with my cousins and my grandma was in the room😂😂😂 omgggggg
Those were great answers lol
Way tooooo clean man!
You took out the evil cards xD
Too wholesome for me.
This is basically the not safe for work version of Apples to Apples
I think this should be a new segment on the ellen show!
geoff drinks to forget he has a life
“I have like 5” damn then just give it to the poor and b thankful lol
It's like apples to apples for adults
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS VIDEO BEFORE!?
I love cards against humanity both the board game and online version
she laughed hard at puberty and still didnt pick it lol i laughed at it too god dammit
I love that Ellen had her guests try out this game! What fun!
I love ya Ellen!