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[@dfalt01]

The return of one of the greatest games to be played by the sidemen

[@DeltaDrifter2201]

And it wasn't anywhere near as funny as I expected it to be. They really are going downhill.

[@arendbakker]

@@DeltaDrifter2201 they just can't do the same things they could in those years

[@omairjamil6677]

@@DeltaDrifter2201it is only because they do not want to be cancelled by Twitter ogres. Otherwise, I’m willing to bet it would’ve been much more funny.

[@sunday8987]

@@DeltaDrifter2201 yet you still watched..

[@absoluteclutch4585]

@@sunday8987 The only way to criticise something is if you watch it 🤣

[@mancobonkey4595]

8:43 Look at JJ's face when everybody said 'there's an easy winner' and how fast his emotion changed when he didn't get picked

[@akiraphantom5]

Like that one meme

[@TacoIsLife]

HAHAHAHAHA wow that immediate change was golden that's one for the books

[@dontreadtheprofilephoto..5546]

Don’t read my name 😶😶

[@Rilo4466]

The only winner is sex with talia.......

[@amelia-ri3me]

THAT’S GOLD AHAHAHA

[@jamesbowdenclassics]

The tameness of this video just proves how all the non monetised content on CZcams is actually the best CZcams

[@Anti-HyperLink]

I feel like there are people who aren't tame but are still monetized.
I lost the ability to be monetized when they changed the requirements, so it's hard to tell with me. By the time the censorship set it, they had already made it so you have to have a thousand subs and whatever else to get money, which is ridiculous.

[@RyanWood24]

Not even just CZcams’s monetization, it’s also about the 14 year olds in Twitter who’d try to cancel them over jokes

[@GraceEllis201]

love that the guys played cards again but it was acc difficult to watch, cus of how tame it was lmao

[@user-cz5ll3xg8q]

Everything is so “edgy” nowadays

[@Foodv3]

I know

[@Foodv3]

@@user-cz5ll3xg8q yes

[@Comic3665]

yeah, also the fact that the real cards were better than the mid stuff they came up with

[@Foodv3]

@@Comic3665 lol

[@ethandw4814]

I think it defeats the object of the game if you’re blurring a card 😂

[@BCS1105]

Agreed.

[@keplinboy96]

What did he say?

[@oNextq]

Well they can see but they blurred it bc yt won’t like us seeing it

[@Eskii_NZL]

Probably against TOS hence why it was censored but if I was to guess it's about race, religion, terrorism or cp

[@jack4554]

Kamikaze I think

[@Calum_Lee]

I appreciate the attempt to bring this back, but you can tell that even the guys are bored and know this is tame af

[@amarsh2907]

Not even close to the original

[@Hidatsa-xk4ib]

Because “times have changed” they can’t do the same level of stuff as before :((

[@popp1040]

Yeah And all the cards sucked

[@mr.gnome60foe53]

@@Hidatsa-xk4ib they can but they wont

[@werdumed6665]

@@Hidatsa-xk4ib They can but they won't, promote vodka / collab with sex workers but choose not to have offensive jokes

[@unknowngaming0000]

I miss having all the cards visible on the screen

[@Mini5hrek]

Yeah same that made this pretty hard to watch

[@shmuckaroon]

harry going off at simon was hilarious and the fact that no one laughed at the second part of the joke made it even funnier it was so uncalled for 🤣

[@ridwanfaysal7935]

SURAH AL MULK
In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
Blessed is He in whose hand is dominion, and He is over all things competent -
[He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed - and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving -
[And] who created seven heavens in layers. You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency. So return [your] vision [to the sky]; do you see any breaks?
Then return [your] vision twice again. [Your] vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued.
And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze.
And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination.
When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up.
It almost bursts with rage.
Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, “Did there not come to you a warner?”
They will say,” Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, ‘Allah has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.'”
And they will say, “If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze.”
And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation for the companions of the Blaze.
Indeed, those who fear their Lord unseen will have forgiveness and great reward.
And conceal your speech or publicize it; indeed, He is Knowing of that within the breasts.
Does He who created not know, while He is the Subtle, the Acquainted?
It is He who made the earth tame for you - so walk among its slopes and eat of His provision - and to Him is the resurrection.
Do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not cause the earth to swallow you and suddenly it would sway?
Or do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not send against you a storm of stones? Then you would know how [severe] was My warning.
And already had those before them denied, and how [terrible] was My reproach.
Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in? None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful. Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing.
Or who is it that could be an army for you to aid you other than the Most Merciful? The disbelievers are not but in delusion.
Or who is it that could provide for you if He withheld His provision? But they have persisted in insolence and aversion.
Then is one who walks fallen on his face better guided or one who walks erect on a straight path?
Say, “It is He who has produced you and made for you hearing and vision and hearts; little are you grateful.”
Say, “It is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.”
And they say, “When is this promise, if you should be truthful?”
Say, “The knowledge is only with Allah, and I am only a clear warner.”
But when they see it approaching, the faces of those who disbelieve will be distressed, and it will be said, “This is that for which you used to call.”
Say, [O Muhammad], “Have you considered: whether Allah should cause my death and those with me or have mercy upon us, who can protect the disbelievers from a painful punishment?”
Say, “He is the Most Merciful; we have believed in Him, and upon Him we have relied. And you will [come to] know who it is that is in clear error.”
Say, “Have you considered: if your water was to become sunken [into the earth], then who could bring you flowing water?”

[@OK-mv4ih]

it just wasn't funny tho. stop gassing everything this guy does he ain't that funny

[@PurpleOunce]

​@@ridwanfaysal7935 wtf is this

[@zaccheolee1792]

@@OK-mv4ihlanky toad is kinda funny imo

[@ztlgextra9573]

@@ridwanfaysal7935 bro why are yall becoming like Christians

[@plexiiii]

This so much more tame than the Older Cards against Humanity

[@Vishan24]

And the edit is awful. Can't see the cards, really awful in my opinion.

[@werdumed6665]

They're just tame these days, Soup's group done cards against humanity this year and 10x more offensive things without being cancelled

[@betikeye2572]

@@werdumed6665they have a very different audience though and under much less scrutiny

[@werdumed6665]

@@betikeye2572 I guess so, if that's the case sidemen shouldn't bother w this because it's just shitty when they try to do that humour but watered down
On the contrary, they released vodka, so I don't know

[@captain4865]

1:55 harry is the only one that isnt scared. But they got pu**ies like vikk

[@tdyerwestfield]

Good to see JJ has learnt to read since the last time you did one of these, and Vik has learned not to whisper the harsh ones.

[@em_si]

Oh God, the old Vik whisper 😂😂

[@bluefire6722]

Because there was no harsh ones lol

[@dontreadtheprofilephoto..5546]

Don’t read my name 😶😶

[@Ozneb_]

The Vikk whisper was iconic.

[@mylesbrack37]

26:26 don’t speak too soon lol

[@MrWizz2]

One of the most tamest cards game ever played

[@stellar1252]

They're not kids anymore... fans joke about it but people will actually cancel them lol

[@Ali_Hood_Murtaza]

@@stellar1252 cancel culture isn’t real

[@_g8]

@@stellar1252 they can't get cancelled

[@stellar1252]

@@_g8 but they’re associated with huge brands that probably wouldn’t want them making edgy jokes. World’s sensitive now.

[@rishidas6606]

8:40 JJ’s satisfaction turning to pure shock💀

[@autistickakarot]

6:29 I love how after all these years Simon still does the silent mime thing to talk to the viewers, that brought back so many memories.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Yea omg

[@thirtyred7091]

Bro yess

[@loopstationyt]

No way, I didn’t even realise!

[@dreadedsoarer87]

yoooo, just realized that 😂

[@WRLDOfSad]

Frfr

[@dawsonansley469]

This is the best Christmas gift they could’ve given us

[@TheRealRVS]

You are right sdmn are the best

[@teizeutsteizeuts650]

Yesssss

[@nicknoblez5861]

We just need prop hunt or any Gmod game now

[@Fau_Mita]

@Patrick39 who asked

[@Pokemon12.]

Yes

[@ianstotts8853]

Never thought I’d be bored by a game of cards against humanity but here we are with the only g rated video

[@nssproductions.5079]

such a shame that they can't pick hilarious cards like the old school cards against humanity videos without the fear of getting cancelled

[@chuckstevens4985]

I love that it’s back but not having anything really offensive definitely brings it down

[@Evasive02]

Ye it’s good not the same though I’d rather something else

[@trippinhard250]

Doesnt have to be offensive, its not even funny

[@joevenly5964]

It’s so dry

[@samueljackson2257]

@@trippinhard250 offensive means more funny

[@dontreadtheprofilephoto..5546]

Don’t read my name 😶😶

[@mattnewman4222]

Why can’t we see the screen though

[@dhairyaagarwal5652]

I would rather have an outrageous sidemen cards against humanity on sideplus than this tbh

[@Gehrman5]

Josh violating himself several times just to get points is funny af

[@connorharris2119]

Yesssss the return of cards against humanity.

[@Eugene.Dingleberry]

theyre all scared of getting cancelled now so its shit

[@abzinhoo]

Hm

[@dontreadtheprofilephoto..5546]

Don’t read my name 😶😶

[@benpeters-brown5317]

We need the OG cards against humanity pack, this is tame

[@rrysh]

I wish CZcams wasn't so censored now adays, this would be so much funnier

[@realnimrod8891]

we're all happy its back but it'll never hit the same

[@itsjoewiththefro]

Yeah true

[@theleakerbot]

Your name brings back so many gta free roam memories lmfao

[@killernight6985]

Remember when Ethan would laugh at his own card all the time to get the point😂

[@blakie7732]

ethan has been aging so badly lately oh my goodness

[@djsejwal2]

@@blakie7732 he just drinks and sleeps, look 35 while being 25

[@adarshsaklani3056]

4:54 Harry raging had me dead 😂😂

[@_Moonlit_]

Josh saved this video and was the entertainment factor, also ma boy Harry deserved some laughs at 5:00! 😂

[@paulinemockler3736]

Npc

[@ryanolsen294]

@@paulinemockler3736 ur mum is an “NPC”?😂

[@balconytalkpod]

The fact the harry is so upset in the first 5 minutes is hysterical

[@jameselliott5631]

YEAH RIGHT HYSTERICAL SO GOD DAMN FUNNY WOW

[@FyreCryy]

lanky toad

[@AbsoluteAut]

@@jameselliott5631 shut up

[@jameselliott5631]

@@AbsoluteAut nerd

[@blatant7400]

I’ve never seen anyone not laugh at one of Harry’s jokes 💀

[@roadkill4340]

Ikr it was so awkward

[@JGokuu]

What timestamp

[@kanyewks6361]

@@JGokuu 5:00

[@dontreadtheprofilephoto..5546]

Don’t read my name 😶😶😶

[@NasirAli-sg9bq]

Doesn't hit the same.

[@darkrust6678]

Cards against humanity coco melons audience addition

[@bradleys8649]

I love the fact they brought this back as a throwback but wish they weren't afraid to do outrageous cards like back in the day.

[@jedibateman9452]

The video would be taken down if they did it how they and we wanted. Blame the soft public

[@rmx39]

@@jedibateman9452 they could've done it on side+

[@rahuldubey652]

Only the og fans know how goated this series was
they have become extremely safe nowadays

[@t0ebee_]

so glad it’s back. but doesn’t hit the same!

[@aa9games715]

Still nice thp❤️

[@reeceg3]

The constant unskippable ads on these videos make them so hard to watch

[@beckettgideon7345]

Tobi being confused and JJ laughing hysterically at 17:10 is the best part of this 😂

[@Steve_Eugene]

So confused, for over half those rounds they picked what fit the best, not what made them laugh the hardest, that's how you know our boys are getting older XD

[@jellytwins1018]

This was hands down the most boring CAH they have ever done.

[@jasonnewman1118]

@jellytwins1018 times have changed though, and so have they. I agree it doesn't even come any where close to what was arguably one of the best things about the sidemen but the world has gone soft nowadays. They have far worse things than offensive jokes that doesn't get them cancelled but content like this would get them cancelled because the cancel culture are a bunch of wankers. They would get hurt over really nothingless words rather than having sex workers in sdmn vids. Like I said, it's the most boring one but be gracious with what we can have now because of limitations of soft people.

[@AB-tf2ik]

They should just retire this game cause they'll be too scared to be offensive

[@jedibateman9452]

@@jasonnewman1118 well said

[@ariefrafiuddin2690]

Only OG knows the good old days when 'month' and 'towel' card are the most funniest card the whole game

[@samgreen5517]

Or the random “silent night, holy night. Where the fuck is your Nan?”

[@dontreadtheprofilephoto..5546]

Don’t read my name 😶😶

[@stemes2860]

or the era of the "machine gun" cards

[@Ozneb_]

Or JJ with Matt Damon

[@TheThunderBat]

Or that one episode where Simon just got all the sick cards lmaooo

[@LiLBOOGRiii]

Idk about this style of edit, I prefer having all the cards on my screen

[@Haznoli]

Should have put scores under the face cam so we know who’s winning/ got the most points

[@ghostman390]

If I don't see vikkstar nonce jokes gay ethan jokes and MATT DAMON then they haven't truly brought it back

[@deepaparakkal4241]

Oh they've not even gone close

[@maximhalma8807]

MATT DAMON

[@nba2kswiss770]

Josh and Tommy T evidently the two funniest things about this video

[@SHKLFC92]

Couldn't believe when I saw the title. Delighted! Unfortunately no where near as good as the ones from before. The format of not being able to see all the answers is what helped it be so funny. Also it was way more tame than before, probably for the obvious reasons but hopefully they do more of these in the new year & go back to the format that made people laugh so much.

[@cmbosh]

Harry at 5:00 😂😂 going in

[@ZostalesZarazony]

5:08 this might be the first time ive ever felt second hand embarrassment from harry xd

[@Jono_711]

20 vs 1

[@mirolordan3750]

bro😭😭😭

[@Georgetown21]

It’s so good to see some OG content back on the channel

[@l4ur3n75]

kinda wish the editing was more like the og cards against humanity videos 😭 i wanna see what cards the guys had that they didn't play

[@brixtergeronimo3352]

There should be an indication of what their score is

[@G17x]

Did Harry just call Simon a "Lanky Toad" ? 💀

[@lewisgilbertson7506]

i thought i heard lanky cone

[@noelkalangi2486]

Too good bro😂

[@StingRay699]

Yh

[@extra6839]

what did he say on the blur card? any lip readers

[@Mellon-cr3ki]

Harry being confused and trying to figure out how to play is hilarious. Well done Bog😂😂

[@karv7224]

bro said "well done bog" actual npc fr

[@youngazeri]

lads i appreciate cards against humanity coming back but tbh this video doesnt even come close to the old videos. what is the point of blurring a card in a CAH video?

[@deepaparakkal4241]

This felt forced. They're too afraid of being funny, being themselves. It's blurred or restricted.

[@krishsharma3329]

Suggestions for the editors: I think for cards against humanity videos it would be better to just hover between cams instead of showing all 7 at once, would also be nice seeing the different decks of all, i think hovering between cams and then at a funny moment showing all 7 at once would be the best option as the final output of this video seems a bit bland

[@user-wi2nm7on2y]

LIKE THIS SO THEY SEE

[@masteralfansed1219]

This is sooooo tame.

[@liamskis2677]

I prefer the old format way better, no fancy editing no music in the background. just a few lads having a laugh and being outrageous. will never be the same

[@harryvideoz8863]

There are so many things they could have said but didn’t

[@annehope9512]

2:11 harry: okay now what? 😂😂 this guy is so freaking hilarious

[@BeardedPickIe]

TBH this video doesn't even come close to the old ones

[@mantikor8334]

4:55 harry going 0 to 100 for no reason 😂

[@armaanali4585]

They can’t even do it like how they did back then without being cancelled

[@armaanali4585]

Before anybody says anything about “joined 5 years ago” this is my new account

[@skimadics]

I can't believe they brought this back
I'm super excited for this

[@ashthegeek7400]

It was aight

[@bulldogsinclair8847]

@@ashthegeek7400 bad

[@ryang4548]

Anyone else notice Ethan looking like he is 'feeling' Tommy T when they were talking about it @9:37 . The timing and cam placements are perfect😭

[@JL-dd4gd]

JJ’s laugh is what is always needed in a video.

[@summere22]

22:02 the way I said "To be fair though" wouldve been a great card to have especially for the "Thats it" one but it actually is a card

[@croydondebruyne3247]

Ethan calling jj out for his reading at 16:35 brought back soo many memories😢

[@phenomsairam1350]

JJ can now read properly but suddenly loses all ability when it comes to cards

[@mcover6654]

1:36 I love how Simon drinks Prime and then realise he can sponser his lover just by turnering the head a bit, so you can see what he is drinking 😂😂😂

[@qex4583]

i understand rhis but im pretty sure its just because thats where he was putting the drink down

[@ltg3389]

IMO the editing on this video kinda killed the vibe. Felt lazy

[@everyoneroasted]

So happy it's back, it's been a long time since they played this, Ethan used to laugh at his cards all the time and still does

[@bocachicacrane762]

Brings back the memories from 2015 sidemen

[@Ads_Snaps]

ngl this just does not carry the same energy as classic cards against humanity

[@survivaldrengene3453]

a bit sad that we couldn't see their cards, forexemble, we didn't know what card jj had when they all told him he waisted it.

[@garouthemonster9718]

these cards were tame asf 😭

[@Destinyhere19]

Only the OG fans remember the banter back in the day
We all missed it😭

[@joevenly5964]

This is the driest game of cards against humanity ever

[@earlwilly811]

harry getting mad tryna explain his cards is the funniest shit tbh

[@horizon2896]

I can already tell this isnt going to be like it used to be after the word "bullshit" is censored :/

[@jackchapterguycool3405]

it was censored because it was too early into the video which means it could get it demonetised

[@edwardkey7061]

This advent calendar of sidemen videos is really getting me through December. It’s nice to come back home each day and see a new video. Respect the grind.

[@BurittoSandwich]

The comeback of Cards and Josh doesn't even get a donut, this is a welcome surprise.

[@codysilk6002]

Look how happy JJ is to be vibing with the boys

[@ryanhaynes9637]

The greatest sidemen series hands down

[@charlottehayes7696]

Been waiting so long for Cards Against Humanity to return

[@123ShoutNeymar]

I think I’d prefer the editors switch between peoples perspectives rather than have this kind of odd unified format

[@kaitlynadele3682]

This game was one of the best sidemen eras ever! So glad it’s made a return 😂 big love ❤

[@sportsmania5542]

Appreciate the efforts to bring this back

[@impulse9968]

Only real ones will remember Month and JJ singing silent night 😭 happy that CAH is back

[@xix8314]

brooo I've been looking for the month video for so long 😭

[@1bh2nd3md]

I don't like the way there's just one card on the screen, I prefer how it was when they played Cards Against Humanity before

[@Jojo7190_]

A more explicit version on Side+ would go nuts

[@zachmelvin9384]

Wish the layout was like the original I respect the originality of the layout but it just doesn't feel like ur playing the game at all like ur on a live stream just reading from the chat while cards like pop up

[@kitzf8197]

Nahh 12:39 we can’t just ignore the face behz pulled there and let him get away with it. That can’t run 😂😂😂

[@JM-vz4sg]

the edit on this needs to be so much better

[@turxe3110]

Bro they really think Christmas drillings will get number one
Did they forget it has to go against this or that?

[@jogigonzalez1]

I thought it would be funny but they did their own version…. They were playing it safe. Nothing actually cancellable

[@thepokemanguy5815]

The one thing that seemed sus was blurred out smh

[@em_si]

@@thepokemanguy5815 It wasn't sus. It was just Harry saying "I'm a c* nt".

[@talibin]

it was still funny just tame

[@jogigonzalez1]

@@talibin i mean yeah it was the sidemen so it was going to be funny but i meant like a different type of funny

[@tide5617]

This is the kid’s version, we want the OG version

[@callumgrant1515]

It'll never be the same as old school cards against videos

[@25Dzone]

I prefer the old Cards layout if the boys are just gonna say "the middle ones" / "the left card" - it'd be nice to see them all

[@hcwp3818]

Harry had a stinky vid

[@baki00-]

The game that made me fall in love with the Sidemen. This game used to go hard in 2014. Madness. Thank you boys for this video.

[@asndreamzzz3364]

8:45 JJ's reaction of him getting excited to sadness.... 😂😂😂😂

[@FlipzPlayz]

can't even see the points wtf

[@laurencoppola9572]

harry confirming his love for pickles just makes him perfect

[@emilyccherry]

The best Christmas present

[@aloevera5206]

Never been more happier to see the return of this! Would enjoy more if we could see the whole screen though

[@jellytwins1018]

They are too money hungry nowadays so they care less about quality.
It's about quantity for them nowadays

[@Timxxon]

@@jellytwins1018no I think it’s more due to cards getting them cancelled

[@jellytwins1018]

@@Timxxon sure you can argue that for this video but I don't think any sane person can deny that nowadays they care more about quantity over quality.
I've been a fan viewer of theirs for about 8yrs now and it's quit obvious to see that the past year or 2 they have been very money driven and not really care about what they put out, plus as they have been getting a lot more popular their egos have been growing a lot too (not for all of them but for most of the Sidemen)