CROSSING THE LINE? - Cards Against Humanity Online!
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- čas přidán 9. 07. 2017
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Gotta love the green pussy!
SMii7Y this series is the goat
SMii7Y Love your vids, and you're SOO close to 1M!! Congrats!
SMii7Y No that's Kryoz
SMii7Y :) love yo vids
"Jesus ain't turn water into wine he turn it into GFUEL amen."
My sides. Nonexistent.
Smii7y's sponsor is nonexistent. Burnt to a crisp. Drop the mic.
Pokeydepanda minute?
NineMoreSeasonsMorty! 9:53
Pokeydepanda apreciate it 🅱️
Pokeydepanda THATS TOO DAMN TRUE
L-lemme
G- get uhhh
B- boneless pizza with a
T- two litter of coke
B O N E L E S S
Baku
Luigi
Got
Big
Titties
Liberty
Guns
Beer
Titties
Lucario Plays Amen.
"Her lips said, 'No' But her eyes said blank" Sounded like Morgan Freeman
1 day later... Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment
Pretty sure Morgan Freeman started a youtube channel.....you just blew his cover
I love food
I pay with Visa
Lemme get
A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
@@jackiekraus9893 yes
@@jackiekraus9893 would boneless be no crust
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
ballsac
L
no it’s
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
it’s spelt ballsac
Aephenneon ty
he protec he attac but most of all he build the wall
He attack, he protec, he TURN WATER INTO GFUEL!!! AMEN
john can either be the quietest person in the video or he can make the video 10 times funnier than it already was. Proud to say we had john number 2 in this vid!
B O D E B O O P
*Breaks Ankle in class on purpose* Yayy now I don’t have to run
It's so funny cause my name is bode
You did it incorrectly it’s
*B O D E B O O P*
Wait I was here?
Weys Music understandable have a great day
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test"
**traumatic flashbacks**
For reasons I will be passing away today
“Daddy deserves to be put up on the cross and crucified.”
“jesus-
oh wait”😂😂
the only thing that went through my brain was the fact toaster strudels somehow became a gender
This happened exactly when I read this comment
13:12 as a girl I can confirm that does happen
um.... what position do you sit in that makes that happen?!😂
Yoongi's minty hair armyyy
haha truuuuu
Alison M my nuts just went "up"
Even though i have a dick i fully understand.
7:52
"The power of love is useless against__"
The correct answer is *an m32 rotary grenade launcher*
"FIRE A WARNING SHOT!"
"Sir! This is an m32 rotary grenade launcher!"
"JUST DO IT!"
"YES SIR"
THUNK......BOOOOOOM
"I SAID A WARNING SHOT SOLDIER!!"
@@kcplayz6112 fire a warning shot, Patterson.
Sir, this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher…
Potato patato, fire it Patterson.
*thunk*
Also correct answer GAU-8 Avenger 30mm Gatling gun
Laughed so hard when I read "Asking a burn victim if they want their KFC normal or extra crispy".
I am a burn survivor myself.
Well, do you like your KFC normal or extra crispy?
Answer the question damnit!
Still waiting for that answer
Still waiting
When I moused over this I saw an expanded 'PIZZA' and fucking lost it
Man, that pacer card at the start really jogged my memory. I remember hating the Pacer exams back in PE :\
Legoguy9875 "Jogged" your memory you say?
Legoguy9875 I remember dedicating my time and energy to memorize it
Don't you dare remind me of that torture
The pacer test is easy asf
Sucks to suck, never had the test😅
Smii7y: playing cards against humanity
Also Smii7y: I'm a G-Rated CZcamsr now
DOUBT
Cap
13:12 Smitty's reaction was beautiful lol
"Eating french fries out of a panda."
Let the SMii7Y x BigJigglyPanda fanfiction commence
Let it NOT
After careful deliberation, I still say yes to that never happening.
"That's just lube baby keep going. at least you know shes not pregnant at that point"
Someone....end my life. i don't wanna live after this
Kid Splash is he right tho?
@@slimedfries5234 why, yes he is!
I made this comment 69
Thank me
I thought you said "that's just baby lube" FML stupid dyslexic moments
SMii7Y, I don't think you understand the circumstances...
*that he gone*
*_IM RIGHT HERE_*
@@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486
*HE GONE*
8:07 I CAN'T i need a compliation of smitty going, "oh no no no"
Try 8:06
The thing about vaginas “falling asleep” is very true lol. Like I’ll just be sitting somewhere and get up and I’m like “ugh”
11:41 The most awkward silence ever.
Jezus aint turn water into wine he turn water into GFUEL. That was sooooo damn good lmao
I swear.. every time they play this game it slowly descends to “guess who used this card”
Mex: Her lips said no but her eyes said...
God no. 😂
SMii7Y: jesus ain't turn water into wine. He turn water into GFUEL amen 😂😂😂😂😂
Does the "I'm shleep, oh I was woke" thing have a backstory? xD
Reece Sabatino this was the back story
@@marcsmart2820 actually I think they said it on h1z1 a while ago
I read your comment the moment that quote came through on the video it was quite funny
Well you see uh he was woke but now he shleep
Yeah it has a backstory from 4 years ago
My friend and I watching this:
Friend: “why did they measure piss in pounds?”
Me: “idk, probably the same reason people measure blood in millimeters.”
Out.
@@benkurdi8199 In.
2:00
Holy crap is that a Ninja Sex Party reference in Smii7y's hand!?!
And when it was played they didn't even get it
🅱️ O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
And uuuuh 2 liter of 🅱oke
@@swaftprestino6975 some 🅱️OCCOLI on the side
@@macopalooza6951 THAT WAS A FUCKING YEAR AGO
@@swaftprestino6975 y e s
@@macopalooza6951 lol, so waddup bro
13:52 aye is ya boi 175 degrees
"come on the hot's kicking in!" *insert Anthony's fake laugh as my own*
"That's too many daddies in one sentence" sentences previously never said in history
why didn't he play "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!" on the first one?
NSP
Because it only happenes 87 times a day stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection this is more important that what you have to say
Cuz they didn't sing it I'm guessing they didn't get the reference.
Sebastian Barbotik YES I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED EXCEPT ME
hey, HEY, please hold your applause.
I love food
I pay with Visa
Lemme get
A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
lmao
Deadass
Fuck kinda pizza and the two liter machine is broke
Jacob Sartorius I said, lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S
Edgar Ferreras wow original
God when Anthony said hurry up the hots kickin' in fuckun killed me
12:47 THATS JUST LUBE BABY KEEP GOING (I honestly don’t know how to feel about that 😶😂)
Lemme getta uhhhhhhhh
ᗷOᑎEᒪEᔕᔕ ᑭIᘔᘔᗩ
Razzle Dazzle what??
+Y4123 9gag meme.
Normie
fuck kinda pizza? And 2 LITRE MACHINE 🅱ROKE. we got 1 litre tho
Razzle Dazzle lemme get a muthfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?
I went to the applestore...
I farted...
I got kicked out...
Not my fault they don't have windows
*slow claps*
That made my day xDDDD
lemme quess.. NO WINDOWS?!! AAAHAHAHAAH GOOOD JOKE WOOOHOOOO
susan really lives up to her reputation...
Susan, that bitch don't mean to be "that guy" but I work for Apple, and we do stock Windows version in store for Bootcamp/Parrallels tools. So not only is it a bad joke, but false.
"I can't say that word I'm a G rated channel." "Toaster strudels? damn them shits good"
Jimmy is a lonely boy, but one day he finds a door in his attic that leads him to find a new friend... *antidepressants*
-Cards Against Humanity
John- "Daddy deserves to be pinned up on a cross and crucified"
Smii7y- "Jesus...oh wait"
John- "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SMII7Y"
13:15 as a girl I can confirm that does happen
Damn it Smii7y, I had to make sure parents were out of the holiday home b/c I just knew I'd be laughing too hard because of this.
Thanks
FlakerOnline your parents don't want you laughing? And why the fuck do you have a holiday home? Complete waste of money.
Did you just flex in a smi7y comments section💀💀🤡
"Jesus Christ didn't turn water into win, he turn water into GFuel"
*"AMEN!"*
0:14 “your eyes really are like sapphires, gee. Heh, I guess that’s kinda corny-“
JESUS AINT TURN WATER INTO WINE HE TURN WATER INTO GFUEL AMEN!!! KRYOZ : IM FUCKING LEAVING IM GUNNA PICK JUST SO I CANT BE SMII7Y ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD
LMAO
19:50 is such an unappreciated bit from jiggly lmaoo
"We're disgusting"
Yup. Definitely a video from times they didn't know Soup or McNasty.
I can assure you that one of them is definitely WAAAYYY more disgusting than McNasty and soup combined
@@arbysfryerso true 😂
4:35 I like how John assumes it's a boy saying that.
the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in about 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hea this signal bodeboop. A sing ap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.
3:22
Samuel Jackson: damn that's some good gourmei sh*t
Gordan Ramsey: finally some good f**king food
For those that don't know, Boneless Pizza is pizza without crust. Apparently the term was coined by a toddler who complained about their pizza having 'bones' and pointed at the pizza's crust. These days people use it as a prank call topic.
"But we did get sum sick pyramids with slavery"
“Just saying”
Doom guy: "just slaying"
The akward moment when you realize that one of your friends is a predator.
theres no need for that. in smii7ys vid. go do it in minis comments. smii7y is doin his own thing. we dont need to bring that up all the time
3:44 FROM THERE ON I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SMII7Y WHY
That Øne Girl Where did the joke on 3:44 originate from?
Elijah Shells I don't know but it was really funny to me lmao
That Øne Girl same
He looked up from his green eggs and ham
"This is pretty good fam, Sam I Am"
0:29 it's the inner thoughts of Morgan Freeman
oohh back at it again with another session of cards!!!
10:35 "Shut The Fuck Up" and that whole bit is my favorite
Try 10:37
6 years later and I’m still watching these day after day. The humor never gets old
You had a great opening card and YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT!
"but her eyes said: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERRECTION!" xD
I KNOW. I WAS KICKING MYSELF.
7:43 Uncle Touchy's movie studio aged very badly huh
Noooo I was literally about to comment this
14:14 you're lucky grizzy isn't in the session lol
"It was hot sauce, coming in and going out the same," -Anthony, 2017
🅱oneless 🅱izza
🅱️op your 🅱️ussy
Eonless Eizza
🅱ole 🅱an🅱aris
with 2 bees
the second fellow Oliver Tree I've saw today 👀👌
These cards against humanity videos are some of the funniest videos I've seen.
I cried laughing every minute of this video when you uploaded it, and im watching it now and im crying even harder
11:34
when you fall asleep on the train tracks and wake up unexpectedly
16:30 LMAO.
F**king love it!
Always crying laughing everytime you post a video with Cards Against Humanity!
You and the boys are amazing!
18:03
That f-cking little cute n' creepy ass giggle.
7:42 did not age well my friends
while i was watching the solitaire video this popped up
wow 5 likes holy fuck
btw subscribe to kryoz gaming
fenafeses lost a like
*no comment*
you know that putting "no comment" in a comment is still a comment
why the fuck did i got 30 likes smii7y you hacked the wrong comment
15:35 after the round a kfc commercial played and I died on the spot
L - let’s
G - get
T - this
B - bread
GAMERS!!!
Luigi
Got
Big
Tiddies
I only just started watching your videos today, but you have earned yourself a subscriber.
Dad?
son?
Smii7y's son?!!!!
Hi
97 Ace yes?
who is the mother i wonder
I sexually identify as a flamboyant, heterosexual toaster strudel, and I take offense to this video.
We are app nipplies, cause we all have nipples
gg mate i sexually identify as a pan-sexual furry with fluid identity. I may disapprove of this video as well, but it's still funny either way.
You can’t be serious😑
Jett Beasley I identify as an M1A1 Abrams main battle tank
At 9:40 smitty really turning into Herbert the pervert, the gfuel enthusiast
This whole video was SO funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I was dying the entire time 🤣🤣🤣
idk how john has the least amount of subscriers lol
1:06 I'm Literally Doing A Pacer Test Friday At Gym
Only ever managed to make it to 10....or 9
Can I just say smitty is the best CZcamsr ever. He makes everything so funny. I hope to one day come out of my shell and make videos as funny as him
17:22 can we acknowledge the quick wit of panda? He made the card 30 times more funny😂
They need to bring out a new version of green eggs and ham. The ending: "Damn that's gucci fam 👌👌"
17:21 this reminds of swaggersouls with the noise. If anyone knows what I'm talking about then you're awesome
Yes
I remember xD
This is getting really gay really fast
After watching all these CAH vids, smitty and John are connected by massive brain waves
Alcohol and a cards against humanity vid from SMII7Y. what a night this is
ive seen this video like 5 times and its still so funny
1:30 "bodeboop"
There goes SMii7Y's Ad money
Watching this on new year's night, what am i doing with my life....
also happy new year!!
8:30 "Roman let's go bowling"
Aquamarine from Steven Universe's gender on the SU Wiki was, at one point, "resting b!tch face".
Jackson Clark well i guess that works lmao
Boneless pizza 😂😂😂smitty I love u ;D
Man i love cards against humanity, get me ever time
i am so happy i found you channal- i cant stop laughing 😂
Everybody: sLavERy iS bAd
John: yo 🅱 we got some badass pyramids thx to slavery mah G Deadass
3:58 that laugh is my aesthetic.. 😂
Does 3:10really happen?
this guy is so funny and has earned a sub
we need more of these vids!!!
Man, that jailbait joke didn't really age well. lol