Ethan Got Arrested - Off The Rails #10

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  • @kelseyandresen
    @kelseyandresen Před 2 lety +4966

    Could we get a segment where Zach shows us his sound bite set up, how it works and how he organizes it? I’m just very curious about his system/ what it is because he’s just so fast and spot on like every time now. I’ve watched Zach evolve so much since the first time he was on, it’s amazing

    • @daytonjones6671
      @daytonjones6671 Před 2 lety +161

      I thought the same thing the other day! I would love to see the magic behind the sound bites! 😊

    • @danyaalvarez191
      @danyaalvarez191 Před 2 lety +207

      they gave a behind the scenes

    • @winyanne4657
      @winyanne4657 Před 2 lety +181

      They showed it in one of the behind the scenes video with Zach and AB!

    • @thurmanmurman1271
      @thurmanmurman1271 Před 2 lety +46

      He over does it with the soundbites. Unpopular opinion, I know

    • @foreverwander0320
      @foreverwander0320 Před 2 lety +173

      @@thurmanmurman1271 booooo

  • @jordancttt
    @jordancttt Před 2 lety +7819

    Please just hire someone to animate the Jake Paul fight clips so you can “show” them and they’ll be 1000% more interesting too LOL

  • @jumbolumps666
    @jumbolumps666 Před 2 lety +1147

    "THE FRUIT FLIES ARE NOT HERE BECAUSE OF THE FRUIT" - Ethan Klein

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup Před 2 lety +14

      It's so funny as an isolated quote 😭😭

  • @kyleighfriel5069
    @kyleighfriel5069 Před 2 lety +775

    hire someone named peace so you can literally have peace and love every show

    • @reapsow3003
      @reapsow3003 Před 2 lety +8

      OMGGGGG

    • @chrishilliard7318
      @chrishilliard7318 Před 2 lety +3

      im pretty sure thats a Stern Show Reference. a long time ago stern would praise ringo for saying peace and love, peace and love after telling fans that he's not signing any more autographs...

    • @Bubbijs
      @Bubbijs Před 2 lety +12

      @@chrishilliard7318 it is literally a Ringo Starr reference, Ethan has played the video of him and they have it as a sound bite. I know Ethan is a big Stern fan, so he might’ve seen it on his show

    • @Bubbijs
      @Bubbijs Před 2 lety +24

      I’m sure Zach would legally change his name to Peace for a Rolex

    • @laurenk5532
      @laurenk5532 Před 2 lety +9

      Let’s find Love a gf named Peace

  • @BigroomBlitz1
    @BigroomBlitz1 Před 2 lety +3353

    It's ironic that at this point Off The Rails is the only show not being taken down lmao

    • @TheKittahMuncha
      @TheKittahMuncha Před 2 lety +35

      But license holders be tryin’ ://

    • @brit.annica
      @brit.annica Před 2 lety +15

      LMAO good point 😂

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 Před 2 lety +4

      Did the most recent H3TV get taken down!?!?!

    • @brit.annica
      @brit.annica Před 2 lety +28

      @@Katelyn.Eby1215 it’ll be back up soon. It got worldwide blocked bc of the fight clip but they’re cutting that part out

    • @claireharris5985
      @claireharris5985 Před 2 lety

      this comment is *French kiss*

  • @amandah6537
    @amandah6537 Před 2 lety +2090

    “Next segment...EVERYONE took a PICTURE of their refrigerator...” totally unexpected sentence yet exactly why I love this podcast.

    • @getthegoods420
      @getthegoods420 Před 2 lety +6

      fukcen h3h3 use to be like content cops that exposed people for doing clickbait shyt like this....
      talk abut full circle

    • @AliceSiuASK
      @AliceSiuASK Před 2 lety +64

      @@getthegoods420 cry more

    • @Marina-cq2yt
      @Marina-cq2yt Před 2 lety +64

      This is the first time for me in the marvel universe

    • @stoneragan3870
      @stoneragan3870 Před 2 lety

      @@getthegoods420 Its a joke bro

    • @Miazmr
      @Miazmr Před 2 lety

      @@getthegoods420 rhdhs

  • @ms.dreavus2446
    @ms.dreavus2446 Před 2 lety +968

    AB coming up with three hilarious 'sister sayings' off the top of his head and Ethan struggling to make one work during the James Charles bit has me rolling omg

  • @pinkyswurld7633
    @pinkyswurld7633 Před 2 lety +187

    love saying to turn Ab’s fridge off to save energy SENT me💀💀

    • @lazerhosen
      @lazerhosen Před 2 lety +2

      Dan's fridge has a weird mix of mostly pretty healthy stuff and then some absolute trash. Country Crock is literally garbo for your body, as is fake maple syrup.
      The "those are a lot of onions" comments are a dead giveaway of people who don't cook for themselves often.

  • @existential-chrysler7275
    @existential-chrysler7275 Před 2 lety +1320

    Ethan there is a reason they are called fruit-flies.

    • @jenniferbaez3515
      @jenniferbaez3515 Před 2 lety +37

      Like please just set up a homemade fruit fly trap it so easy and will catch hundreds in a day !

    • @Louis360
      @Louis360 Před 2 lety +16

      Literally, my god.

    • @raphaelking1378
      @raphaelking1378 Před 2 lety +9

      Because they are attracted to vegetables

    • @TheChicagoCourier
      @TheChicagoCourier Před 2 lety +12

      I mean he has a housekeeper so he wouldn't know lool

    • @Lephz
      @Lephz Před 2 lety +4

      Ethan doesn't think rationally.

  • @420-blaze-it
    @420-blaze-it Před 2 lety +1095

    "The dog shit doesn't bring fruit into our flies" - Ethan's brain said that and no one said anything about it.

  • @thugnastykathy
    @thugnastykathy Před 2 lety +139

    the nuances of Love’s faces are underrated. the fact that he makes it seem like he’s looking at Dan while he talks is *chef’s kiss*🤌

  • @samj3749
    @samj3749 Před 2 lety +63

    PLEASE - why did I forget Love was on a screen for a moment, so when his arrest video was the lovebot being wrestled by police I died 🤣

  • @justrosie
    @justrosie Před 2 lety +1482

    Ethan: “I accept that I left fruit out in the open for hours/days”
    Ethan: “What I DO NOT accept is that I personally invited the fruitflies in the studio. Don’t they knock?”

    • @StinginRogerr
      @StinginRogerr Před 2 lety +17

      If there’s one thing we all know about fruit flies..
      They knock.

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE Před 2 lety +6

      ...'Some one's knockin' at the door , open the door an 'let 'em in...Paul McCartney

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 Před 2 lety +6

      Normal fly knocking on fruitfly's door: *"I got news for ya..."*

    • @tayrey9434
      @tayrey9434 Před 2 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku I’m sick of seeing you plague the internet. Go away

  • @Alyssa-gw2qr
    @Alyssa-gw2qr Před 2 lety +841

    I don’t know who this Ryan Kavanaugh character is, but he looks a lot like Harvey Weinstein

    • @Petdub
      @Petdub Před 2 lety +17

      Honestly, I see it too.

    • @isolated1
      @isolated1 Před 2 lety +50

      He seems like the type to run a Ponzi scheme. Not sure tho

    • @rosebud5788
      @rosebud5788 Před 2 lety +28

      @@isolated1 and to make fake SA claims, but its just his vibe yk?

    • @claireaudientttttt
      @claireaudientttttt Před 2 lety +25

      Oh I read about him once in a very reputable Variety article.

    • @bitboi6541
      @bitboi6541 Před 2 lety +7

      Huh I never noticed it before but you dead right

  • @nowey2251
    @nowey2251 Před 2 lety +269

    Awhh Zach saying “I don’t want to hear all this self bashing Dan! You’re a handsome guy “ 🥺💕 yes Love hearing Zach preached self love and being a supportive friend !!

  • @JalynMcCleese
    @JalynMcCleese Před 2 lety +304

    Dan: “I’m not a hot guy, idk…”
    Zach: “yes you are! I don’t wanna hear you talk like that”
    I can’t even pick a favorite in the crew, I love them all 💕😭

    • @ameliaporta7539
      @ameliaporta7539 Před 2 lety +3

      Aawwwwwww

    • @TubbsCustard
      @TubbsCustard Před 2 lety +14

      I was literally just thinking that Dan’s eyes are so pretty this episode and he’s such a good looking guy!

    • @Xnataliebrown
      @Xnataliebrown Před 2 lety +12

      Dan is very attractive. So is his GF 🤍

  • @LeeorAlexandra
    @LeeorAlexandra Před 2 lety +6733

    I think the whole cast should always wear Teddy Fresh bc it's fun for our eyes

    • @shawnmaguire1491
      @shawnmaguire1491 Před 2 lety +52

      I think they do

    • @Petra-R
      @Petra-R Před 2 lety +67

      yeah would be cool, especially because its a little expensive and many of us are not able to buy some of it

    • @HeatherWho11.10
      @HeatherWho11.10 Před 2 lety +35

      I've always wondered if they have to buy all the pieces they have, or if it's given to them.

    • @joshualai5359
      @joshualai5359 Před 2 lety +88

      it should be the h3 company uniform tbh

    • @jennae9614
      @jennae9614 Před 2 lety +71

      Ehhh that’s a little cult-ish

  • @csizzlebby
    @csizzlebby Před 2 lety +1517

    It's for sure Ethan's fault there are fruit flies. Fruit flies breed like crazy and it only takes one time of leaving fruit out.
    TIP: Pour some apple cider vinegar in a cup, add a couple drops of dish soap, and fill the rest of the cup with water to the top. Cover with saran wrap and poke a bunch of small holes on the top. The flies will be attracted to the smell of the ACV and get trapped in the cup, plus the dish soap kills them.

    • @Wheres_Ana
      @Wheres_Ana Před 2 lety +51

      It works until they learn the system

    • @moosh3044
      @moosh3044 Před 2 lety +43

      THIS!!!!!!! he needs to read this and to kill em quick to not let them learn, do it in multiple cups/ saucers that look different all through the effected area! The fruit comes w fruit flies in the grocery stores and you bring it home

    • @tpaige234
      @tpaige234 Před 2 lety +14

      I had to just put all the fruit in my fridge and it got rid of em

    • @laurenl1088
      @laurenl1088 Před 2 lety

      Fact

    • @danijennings4269
      @danijennings4269 Před 2 lety +5

      There is also a non toxic fly spray safe around pets and people,
      I’m not sure if everyone would like to try it out.
      I use it in my house near my trash bin.
      The smell is not so great if you have ventilation you won’t mind it.
      Way better than fly strips, apple cider vinegar or a fly swatter in my opinion.

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles Před 2 lety +113

    Ethan's fridge looks like a Whole Foods shelf.

  • @garrettmartin2090
    @garrettmartin2090 Před 2 lety +157

    Could we get a segment where Love sends you guys stuff from Sweden and you guys send him stuff from America? Taste test things and compare them

  • @neeve499
    @neeve499 Před 2 lety +829

    why does no one ever notice the faces lovebot pulls in the background, i’m screaming🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @BANARNPHOTO
    @BANARNPHOTO Před 2 lety +1119

    Fruitflies literally doing what they do: bzz nice fruit
    Ethan: theyre not here for the fruit

  • @ThatWastelandGuy
    @ThatWastelandGuy Před 2 lety +229

    AB proudly announcing his lone fish sticks emits kingly energies that one can only dream of achieving in their lifetime

  • @Koley411
    @Koley411 Před 2 lety +155

    “I’m a lesbian, and I don’t get it.”
    Girl, I’m a straight woman and I don’t get it either

    • @Thesngian
      @Thesngian Před 2 lety +2

      You probably have to be a 12-year-old to get it.

    • @kristinaurek5994
      @kristinaurek5994 Před 2 lety +2

      It is for the gays

    • @dirtydan5281
      @dirtydan5281 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kristinaurek5994 as a gay, I don't understand either.

  • @itsyagirl8475
    @itsyagirl8475 Před 2 lety +667

    Finding out Dan has a girlfriend 👎
    Thinking how Dan is being loved and appreciated by someone 👍

    • @user-ik1qj8ni4o
      @user-ik1qj8ni4o Před 2 lety +26

      😆 it’s funny when he denied the thirst for him from the fans

    • @user-ik1qj8ni4o
      @user-ik1qj8ni4o Před 2 lety +5

      @@sarahkrig6375 on this channel? I don’t recall them talking about her and I’ve been watching for a year I think. But maybe I missed it 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @itsyagirl8475
      @itsyagirl8475 Před 2 lety +8

      @@sarahkrig6375 not really. The only other time I herd them bring her up is the last episode that got taken down

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 Před 2 lety +5

      Omg, SAME! I was like, omgggggg SINCE WHEN IS DAN TAKEN 💔?!?! lol!!!!!!!

    • @user-ik1qj8ni4o
      @user-ik1qj8ni4o Před 2 lety +2

      @@sarahkrig6375 she never said it was a secret lol. All she did was put a thumbs down… that’s it

  • @fanabot4048
    @fanabot4048 Před 2 lety +1128

    why was the refrigerator content so fire, i was thoroughly entertained

    • @dupadupadoo69
      @dupadupadoo69 Před 2 lety +15

      I work for Trader Joes and was happy to see half the fridges stocked with trader Joe's products.

    • @vinkulelu5589
      @vinkulelu5589 Před 2 lety +12

      Lil old Finnish me was excited to see the Valio products hahaha :D

    • @charleshern6958
      @charleshern6958 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s interesting because all that food is thanks to Ethan he literally puts food in everyone’s mouth

    • @shannonburke1265
      @shannonburke1265 Před 2 lety +6

      I want them to do more like that, like guess who’s closet is who’s, or who’s pantry is who’s or something like that

    • @shannonburke1265
      @shannonburke1265 Před 2 lety +4

      @@charleshern6958 well they don’t get it for free they work for it just like everyone else in the world

  • @juliacole5738
    @juliacole5738 Před 2 lety +148

    I love everyone in this show but Love always makes me smile so much he has good energy

    • @angiem6488
      @angiem6488 Před 2 lety +4

      I can’t wait to see him in person in the future. He seems like a genuine guy. ✨💞

    • @matthew_thefallen
      @matthew_thefallen Před 2 lety +1

      Some find him boring, but he has just chill vibes and good energy 🙏

    • @vaeh2195
      @vaeh2195 Před 2 lety

      @@matthew_thefallen right he’s so grounding lmao just straight up good energy

    • @thisgirlisnoone
      @thisgirlisnoone Před 2 lety

      More like no energy, he's so boring

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees Před 2 lety +103

    Ethan, my man, you can’t be letting your dogs shit in the house. You need to get them on a eating/potty schedule. Don’t be that household.

    • @AngryWildMango
      @AngryWildMango Před 2 lety +4

      💩

    • @MrAlvrud
      @MrAlvrud Před 2 lety +5

      If he can't take care of the dogs he shouldn't have them. As easy as that.

  • @yeehawty6322
    @yeehawty6322 Před 2 lety +635

    I love when Zach indulges Ethan with sound bites for way too long

  • @kayleannagiesinger9415
    @kayleannagiesinger9415 Před 2 lety +397

    Based on the comment section already: I hope next week Ethan is dressed as a fruit or fruit fly and he apologies for being dismissive of his fruit attracting the fruit flies.

    • @X-jimmi-X
      @X-jimmi-X Před 2 lety +6

      Or the dog shit, I mean…

  • @MarisaMaria94
    @MarisaMaria94 Před 2 lety +56

    These “arrests” have me ROLLINNNGGGGGGGGG “He’s just so fucking hotttt” hahahahaha I canttt😂

  • @Manksii
    @Manksii Před 2 lety +30

    Fridge segment was hilarious. I love when you guys do things that make the crew open up. It's nice learning about the different backgrounds you all have.

  • @francisca1111
    @francisca1111 Před 2 lety +1469

    I hope Zach got a soundbite of Dan saying “I don’t think”

  • @bumla1752000
    @bumla1752000 Před 2 lety +333

    Ethan denial of the fruit flies is giving me horders buried alive vibes for some reason lol.

  • @alexking1624
    @alexking1624 Před 2 lety +67

    Segment where Zach has to make a full sentence using only sound bites. Would be GOLD

  • @denirielle
    @denirielle Před 2 lety +5

    I’m sorry I can’t stop laughing at Dan being shocked over “rapeseed oil”

  • @faithdemakis4292
    @faithdemakis4292 Před 2 lety +605

    “This isn’t a roast. This is an intervention.” “With one picture bro?” 🤣🤣🤣I’m cryn

    • @jojojaykay
      @jojojaykay Před 2 lety

      Can I add you on Instagram

    • @Ralph901
      @Ralph901 Před 2 lety +25

      @@jojojaykay down bad bro

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza Před 2 lety +87

    MAIN TOPIC TIME STAMPS
    2:25 - the podcast gets blocked
    6:46 - fly problem
    12:38 - "cut" contestant
    17:25 - school board fail
    20:01 - fortnite, MLK
    28:40 - tiktok trend
    42:07 - ethan got arrested
    45:23 - ians reddit conflict
    57:57 - keemstar
    1:00:24 - guess that fridge
    1:20:31 - the prince family

    • @yuliiza
      @yuliiza Před 2 lety +6

      @@breanamarunui6854 you’re welcome! i do these every podcast. (:

    • @yourmother9718
      @yourmother9718 Před 2 lety +3

      @@yuliiza that's wholesome thanks for sharing! 😭🖤🍀

    • @sydneyp7867
      @sydneyp7867 Před 2 lety

      Omg thank you

  • @Gemd8
    @Gemd8 Před 2 lety +56

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how far this show has come in general but also in terms of the sound bites👏👏👏👏

  • @kylewagoner
    @kylewagoner Před 2 lety +26

    Immediately knew Dan's fridge because I know what a vegetarian's fridge looks like.

  • @2lizregan
    @2lizregan Před 2 lety +547

    I’m so obsessed with H3 it’s insane. And no Dan, the almost 4 hour podcast was not excruciating… for us. 🙂

  • @pillpilferer
    @pillpilferer Před 2 lety +597

    Ethan, you wrong bb. Leaving food out attracts fruitflies. If you're the only one leaving food out, that's on you.

    • @TheCBDemon
      @TheCBDemon Před 2 lety

      Wrong

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 Před 2 lety +9

      @@TheCBDemon how

    • @Littlewings1984
      @Littlewings1984 Před 2 lety +13

      Look it up, fruit flies leave eggs on all fruits. When you leave it out they hatch

    • @TheCBDemon
      @TheCBDemon Před 2 lety +1

      @@mrwoody1413 idk you figure it out

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 Před 2 lety +14

      @@TheCBDemon yeah ok whatever bud

  • @neonindigenous3095
    @neonindigenous3095 Před 2 lety +345

    Someone should make “FREE ETHAN” with his mugshot Tshirts like he is incarcerated 😂👌 I’d buy it!

    • @Pagingnursejackie
      @Pagingnursejackie Před 2 lety +5

      That somebody is Hila! You heard it here first. Get those T-shirts and a production ASAP!

    • @ericvaughn1984
      @ericvaughn1984 Před 2 lety

      I got you fam. 50$ plus shipping

    • @somenightsidontknow3762
      @somenightsidontknow3762 Před 2 lety

      That would be awesome

    • @Roxannekohne
      @Roxannekohne Před 2 lety

      Yes! To free him from the financial burden that is his lawsuit with Kav Kav 😂🙌🏼

  • @hallcourtney1
    @hallcourtney1 Před 2 lety +12

    It’s just the “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” at AB’s fridge for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eloh9821
    @eloh9821 Před 2 lety +124

    The flies are 100% from Ethan’s fruit with peace and love get your shit together Ethan

  • @nicholasraposo5091
    @nicholasraposo5091 Před 2 lety +196

    "the dog sh*t doesn't bring the fruit"- Ethan Klein

  • @offchance9053
    @offchance9053 Před 2 lety +183

    Ngl AB would be a great coordinator for this show. Guys does his research and always knows what's up

  • @Youokhun
    @Youokhun Před 2 lety +376

    I’m so glad Dan explained the US history surrounding this game and MLK - I hate when Americans assume other countries learn all about their history 🙈

    • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
      @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x Před 2 lety +67

      Even Americans don't know much about their own history. I've met foreigners who know more.

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees Před 2 lety +3

      @@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x same!

    • @rustyshackleford7404
      @rustyshackleford7404 Před 2 lety +7

      Lol it’s not just the US, dawg. I saw a video of a dude who went around the streets of London asking people who the US fought in the Revolutionary War and they were all clueless.

    • @Youokhun
      @Youokhun Před 2 lety +11

      @@rustyshackleford7404 yeah like how can you expect other countries to just know all about your country 🙈

    • @MM-qf6yl
      @MM-qf6yl Před 2 lety

      Same

  • @brontasaurus2560
    @brontasaurus2560 Před 2 lety +194

    Zach killed it with the soundbites in this one. How is he so quick?! It takes the podcast to another level. & makes you feel like you're in on an inside joke.

  • @KaseyCanga
    @KaseyCanga Před 2 lety +202

    I can't believe Dan's denying the thirsts, like honestly he IS a very good looking guy, and well spoken too. Solid 8/10

    • @jellys2162
      @jellys2162 Před 2 lety +2

      YES!

    • @marthac1897
      @marthac1897 Před 2 lety +5

      8.5 for me

    • @genenem6641
      @genenem6641 Před 2 lety +15

      10/10 let’s be honest

    • @mieraj.1081
      @mieraj.1081 Před 2 lety +5

      There's no way he is lower than Liv. 😔 If she's a 9, he's a 100 😩

    • @KaseyCanga
      @KaseyCanga Před 2 lety +4

      Everyone replying that Dan's a higher rating: you're right and you should say it

  • @emmaloorose
    @emmaloorose Před 2 lety +132

    ABs fridge/freezer looks like a dinky beach house youd rent where the previous renters always left food and it never got thrown away
    so now it’s like weirdly empty but not completely

  • @2nd-place
    @2nd-place Před 2 lety +42

    If H3 has five shows per week I'll be sad because I just don't have enough time in the week between my job, family, and housework to watch to 10-15 hours per week of content. I'M AN H3 COMPLETIONIST DAMMIT!

  • @turtlesmaman
    @turtlesmaman Před 2 lety +516

    Leaving fruit out 100% attracts the bugs and is definitely the cause of the problem

    • @narrance
      @narrance Před 2 lety +20

      They have like 10 employees - just walk the friggin dogs

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire Před 2 lety +27

      @@narrance Are his dogs their responsibility? they aren't maids.

    • @christianvaldes1040
      @christianvaldes1040 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Beardshire unless he pays them extra to walk the dog then its just another job

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire Před 2 lety +17

      ​ @Christian Valdes i disagree, they are hired for a specific job. not to take care of little personal tasks at the whim of the boss. not that he even did that, but i find the motion insulting to the job they do. Extra payment for an extra task would have to be accepted, negotiated etc.

    • @christianvaldes1040
      @christianvaldes1040 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Beardshire in california if they were hired at-will he can change their job, tasks, titles, and hours. Im not saying it is right but he can. If they were hired through a contract which they are then yeah i thought everyone knows how a contract works. And if someone doesn't i recommend always reading it before signing.

  • @scavengertag
    @scavengertag Před 2 lety +329

    Zach's soundbites are so fucking good. How the hell does he track all of those.

    • @BRhymesss
      @BRhymesss Před 2 lety +38

      I swear he gets better and better with every episode. It’s SO impressive

    • @lazerwalker4867
      @lazerwalker4867 Před 2 lety +14

      He's ascended to the sound God

  • @ayylmao8562
    @ayylmao8562 Před 2 lety +59

    I was instantly on the crews side on the whole fruit argument, my mom loves to leave random food outside overnight for no reason, it’s absolutely infuriating, we have a whole ass colony of ants just showing up randomly around the house and now rats, we have so many ziplock bags just left unused just over all laziness.

    • @poopfartlord9695
      @poopfartlord9695 Před 2 lety +1

      My family leaves most of our fruit in a fruit bowl on the table and have never had any problems with this. Although, that probably is because my city is a fruit-fly free zone.

  • @emmym563
    @emmym563 Před 2 lety +7

    Watching old episodes and I'm most surprised about how Ethan has no concept of how flies work

  • @FluffyMatzahBalls
    @FluffyMatzahBalls Před 2 lety +462

    Zach: "I knew a kid that became an eagle scout once... ... crazy..."
    Ethan: "cool😐"
    Dan: "cool man🙄"
    AB: sarcastic af "That's fuckin sick🤭😆"
    Hahahahaha

    • @solbeckman
      @solbeckman Před 2 lety +17

      I think AB was being sarcastic look at his grin at 56:46 lmao

    • @brenoox3
      @brenoox3 Před 2 lety +7

      bruh i about died 😂

    • @FluffyMatzahBalls
      @FluffyMatzahBalls Před 2 lety +4

      @@solbeckman He was for sure.. My emojis failed to convey that I guess. Fixed it haha

    • @solbeckman
      @solbeckman Před 2 lety +2

      @@FluffyMatzahBalls well done haha

  • @lastplayer7048
    @lastplayer7048 Před 2 lety +533

    I'm really disappointed that the Monday show got taken down, it was really entertaining and fun especially all the call-ins. Keep it up guys, please please don't get discouraged!!!!

    • @R4LuKk
      @R4LuKk Před 2 lety +37

      same.. i had 40 minutes left out of it but it was too late so i decided to finish it the next day, just to come back and see it got taken down :C

    • @lastplayer7048
      @lastplayer7048 Před 2 lety +8

      @@R4LuKk hope for your and their sake it goes back up! It was a really great episode featuring all the crew

    • @estieswaqqy7786
      @estieswaqqy7786 Před 2 lety +4

      @@R4LuKk it’s still up on the podcast app if you wanted to just listen

    • @R4LuKk
      @R4LuKk Před 2 lety

      @@lastplayer7048 it was a really great episode indeed, really hope it comes back up

    • @R4LuKk
      @R4LuKk Před 2 lety

      @@estieswaqqy7786 honestly i also love to watch :P

  • @sabby3767
    @sabby3767 Před 2 lety +13

    Love: Bearnaise sauce doesnt exist outside of Sweden
    Bearnaise sauce: Is french

  • @BP9000
    @BP9000 Před 2 lety +236

    The fact that Ethan defends not cleaning his own dogshit is so disgusting

    • @gladsoriano5657
      @gladsoriano5657 Před 2 lety +37

      I completely agree, it’s not his home but a working environment.

    • @gabuks1
      @gabuks1 Před 2 lety +1

      Why would he do that what are yoou talking about

    • @oneslavman6491
      @oneslavman6491 Před 2 lety +12

      @@gabuks1 they kinda skipped over the fact that dogs shit in the office so i guess thats what they are referencing

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n Před 2 lety +30

      Its crazy how they just gloss over it. He seems like such a menace as a boss sometimes.

    • @oneslavman6491
      @oneslavman6491 Před 2 lety +6

      @@m00nrac00n they acknowledged it in the next episode

  • @dylan-tristamoores2077
    @dylan-tristamoores2077 Před 2 lety +545

    H3 still needs to make an app called, “Flipped” where it’s literally just the Triller format but completely upside down.

    • @angel-un8fs
      @angel-un8fs Před 2 lety +57

      That will definitely get them sued lmfao

    • @baileyphipps4529
      @baileyphipps4529 Před 2 lety +30

      imagine ethan calling his lawyer asking if he could do this 🤣

    • @Disturban
      @Disturban Před 2 lety +6

      I’d download that

    • @sydneysovern
      @sydneysovern Před 2 lety +1

      Sounds like a good use of time

    • @EllekeX
      @EllekeX Před 2 lety

      Love’s app can be called that

  • @kelseyandresen
    @kelseyandresen Před 2 lety +134

    Anyone going to mention how funny Love’s facial expressions and camera filters were during the episode? 😂😂 I feel like none of the guys saw what he was doing in the background

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 Před 2 lety +9

      I think that the fact none of the guys seems aware is what makes Love’s filters and expressions so much funnier😂

  • @Austin-td5bq
    @Austin-td5bq Před 2 lety +20

    Every time I get a glimpse of Dans beautiful baby blues, I fall into a dreamstate for a good quarter hour, then I am forced to rewind the video to catch up on what I've missed. I stop when I get to a part that I remember from before the dream, just to be mesmerized by Dans blue eyes once again. A lot of the time I only snap out of it because I feel a drip of drool from AB who is also stuck in a dreamstate right above my shoulder. I can't ever finish an H3 Podcast episode.. Curse you and your baby blues, Dan!

  • @laurelvirginia7469
    @laurelvirginia7469 Před 2 lety +45

    Don’t tell Ian that shelves can be readjusted for height inside of refrigerators! Hahahah it’s not just per country for specific shelving height lol

    • @dirtydan5281
      @dirtydan5281 Před 2 lety +1

      my parents bought one of those fancy new black fridges and it doesn't let us adjust the shelves! the shelf space is awful lmao, I want Love's fridge

  • @samysnes
    @samysnes Před 2 lety +331

    Ethan saying "I'm proven guilty" in the beginning is begging to become a sound bite

  • @andbeyond1
    @andbeyond1 Před 2 lety +73

    If you show off your girl specifically because shes so much younger than you, it shows how insecure you are about your age...

  • @karlmarxjr7049
    @karlmarxjr7049 Před 2 lety +6

    I LIVE for Love's captions. When he put "with handsome ->" 😂😂😂

  • @astrozambie7599
    @astrozambie7599 Před 2 lety +9

    22:50: Thank you Dan for acknowledging that it isn’t just American viewers and that the rest of us don’t just know these things

  • @BOSSnumbr57
    @BOSSnumbr57 Před 2 lety +190

    I’m sure Dan is just a humble king but I hope he does know that he’s handsome and has good confidence for himself. He’s so sweet, funny, smart, woke and has a contagious laugh. I will always simp for Dan

  • @ycart3285
    @ycart3285 Před 2 lety +407

    I started watching because of Frenemies, I wasn't an H3 or Trisha fan, I had bad opinions of both tbh, and just wanted to watch the dumpster fire when I heard it ended badly. I am so thankful that that got me into H3, I freaking love this channel!

    • @stzcolsef
      @stzcolsef Před 2 lety +20

      Watch the older episodes of the podcast, you might cringe but overall content wise is fun and entertaining to see how far they've come!

    • @CrazyConstantin
      @CrazyConstantin Před 2 lety +12

      The new podcasts with the crew and skits are hilarious

    • @nataliakrumova535
      @nataliakrumova535 Před 2 lety +10

      welcome to the family

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 Před 2 lety +1

      Same here lol we love it here

    • @hunlee6801
      @hunlee6801 Před 2 lety +11

      ethan has definitely had his bad days but its awesome watching him grow everyday. Hes learning to correct himself and it makes me happy. Also, hila is the best. Welcome !!

  • @Nuhtalley
    @Nuhtalley Před 2 lety +9

    AB's "That's fuckin sick" really got me lmfao

  • @SkyssLeighty
    @SkyssLeighty Před 2 lety +57

    Ethan coming up with LL Jew J on the spot to describe Dan's fit cannot be overlooked lmfao.

  • @aurorahernandez1813
    @aurorahernandez1813 Před 2 lety +93

    The way Ethan called Hila “Mommmy” 💀 💀💀 I love them

  • @ell1905
    @ell1905 Před 2 lety +203

    the whole fruit fly situation literally proves this being off the rails. ok, ethan-

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah Před 2 lety +35

    AB was on point with all of the lebne comebacks, lol. He did miss the opportunity to just have lebne on every shelf and filling the freezer though. Also I have very rarely seen bearnaise in supermarkets etc, but it is pretty dang good, particularly the steak "gravy" style version of it.

  • @angiedillman7963
    @angiedillman7963 Před 2 lety +24

    I love how Love looks sideways at Dan when he's talking, and LOVE the Zoolander look! 😂

  • @themushroom8443
    @themushroom8443 Před 2 lety +322

    Zach and AB unapologetically hyping each other and others up is some real king shit.

    • @mwmulv
      @mwmulv Před 2 lety +3

      They seem to be like brothers, argue sometimes but generally got each other's back.
      AB is so damn nice, too nice almost.

  • @Zabina55
    @Zabina55 Před 2 lety +114

    Going through a tough time with cancer and this podcast helps me pass time better. Ty guys

  • @taylorpage6308
    @taylorpage6308 Před 2 lety +5

    Whoever has been coming up with these segments, THANK YOU! they are great

  • @blackbird163
    @blackbird163 Před 2 lety +8

    I love the crew uplifting each other like with Dan's confidence ❤ so cute 😆

  • @lilanassar4706
    @lilanassar4706 Před 2 lety +182

    “How does anyone have the time to watch this podcast”
    Me: *puts it on to go to sleep*

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup Před 2 lety +5

      Literally what I'm doing right now 😭

    • @xoxsusufulxox
      @xoxsusufulxox Před 2 lety

      @@frosty_teacup same lol

    • @roygbivap
      @roygbivap Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @sammi_sublime
      @sammi_sublime Před 2 lety +14

      Anyone else re-watch it when they wake up hahaha

    • @Anna-vs2fg
      @Anna-vs2fg Před 2 lety +1

      @@sammi_sublime yeah re-watch what I missed the next morning 😆

  • @GoldGrillzxD
    @GoldGrillzxD Před 2 lety +256

    I feel like Ethan is always shooting AB down 😭😭😭 I liked your OJ skit AB, it wasn’t dated!!

    • @9yearoldbrofist780
      @9yearoldbrofist780 Před 2 lety +40

      EXACTLY, POOR AB !! HIS FACE TURNED SAD

    • @kyakya8011
      @kyakya8011 Před 2 lety +19

      YEAH ETHAN DO BETTER

    • @JD-wy3ih
      @JD-wy3ih Před 2 lety +9

      And Ethan and ab know Ethan pushes it cuz he can cuz ab is such a big fan so Ethan be taking advantage lowkey

    • @karlmarxjr7049
      @karlmarxjr7049 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm glad someone else noticed that. I felt so bad for him :/

    • @dianalucero7568
      @dianalucero7568 Před 2 lety

      Interesting… I always thought he was like that towards Dan.

  • @sara.othman
    @sara.othman Před 2 lety +26

    I really thought Ethan’s fridge was AB’s because of the tahini, I was thinking “ooh, he makes houmous”, but nevermind 😭😭😭 he has an empty labneh fridge instead

  • @Oberkobold
    @Oberkobold Před 2 lety +85

    Ethan calling emotes "emojis" is such a boomer move

    • @austinmontgomery1769
      @austinmontgomery1769 Před 2 lety +12

      I think emotes is the more boomer move

    • @wcghavii7625
      @wcghavii7625 Před 2 lety

      Nobody cares

    • @flo5771
      @flo5771 Před 2 lety +1

      @Joy Georgina an emote is an action in video games. An emoji is what your phone has. Wtf are you on about

  • @jimmythebith3471
    @jimmythebith3471 Před 2 lety +118

    Totally not acceptable having the dog crapping inside like that. If they aren't trained, train them. If they are sickly, take care of them. Coming to you with nothing but peace and love, please take care of the dogs.

    • @X3jerii
      @X3jerii Před 2 lety +18

      Especially a human can look down to avoid stepping in it, dogs step in their own shit and track it everywhere 🤢

    • @dubyabalthazar4598
      @dubyabalthazar4598 Před 2 lety +22

      Exactly, ppl should never normalize dogs shitting inside on a regular basis! It's such a health hazard!!!!!

    • @YungVenus
      @YungVenus Před 2 lety +2

      Totally agree with you. If they don’t take the care (consistently) to take the dog outside for poop breaks, at the very least train them to use pee pads so they had a designated spot to poop.

    • @aubee2744
      @aubee2744 Před 2 lety +3

      Or you know just leave your dogs at home instead of taking them to work

    • @brontasaurus2560
      @brontasaurus2560 Před 2 lety +5

      Bro I posted this on the subreddit and got roasted. that subreddit stays defending too much

  • @OopsBigSad
    @OopsBigSad Před 2 lety +244

    Sound Ladd straight dominating this episode.

    • @Petdub
      @Petdub Před 2 lety +26

      Zach's job on the pod must be so much fun. He is a legend.

  • @b13314
    @b13314 Před 2 lety +9

    Love's actual face was revealed at 39:52 ... Looks like his beauty filter stopped working for a couple seconds

  • @dreamtinder
    @dreamtinder Před 2 lety +6

    Hearing the H3 crew talk so much about Swedish 'fika' made me LOL. For people who don't know what it means: 'fika' is the Swedish word for a social and relaxed coffee break, usually with a selection of cookies or pasties on the side. Fika is a social institution that's central to the Swedish way of life. A Swede's work schedule usually includes a fika-break in the morning and one more in the afternoon. Many people take another fika with the family when they get home from work. Whenever a friend visits your home you also prepare fika. Being social around a cup of coffee and some cookies is basically how you get to know people and maintain friendships in Sweden.

  • @annavictrix
    @annavictrix Před 2 lety +369

    Keem is that boy in middle school who thought having a girlfriend was a big brag. Only he’s a 40 year-old man.

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 Před 2 lety +8

      Exactly💯. Loved this comment. Soo accurate!!

    • @YungVenus
      @YungVenus Před 2 lety +4

      Bahaha I almost choked on my soup cuz this is so true 😂

    • @LLSniper
      @LLSniper Před 2 lety +7

      He stopped mentally aging in high school for a reason

    • @plazik7481
      @plazik7481 Před 2 lety +5

      @@LLSniper Think you might be overestimating Keem a little bit. Even high schoolers have more tact than that fuck

    • @plazik7481
      @plazik7481 Před 2 lety +1

      This comment gave me a nightmare flashback of some douche getting a GF in the 6th grade and walking around like Michael Jordan after he won his 6th title. The "relationship" lasted 2 weeks.

  • @ScarletASV
    @ScarletASV Před 2 lety +77

    Exposed food (including fruit of course) and dog shit DEFINITELY attract flies. No one is arguing spontaneous generation, but yes flies are very sensitive and will smell things from afar and find a way to get in.

    • @alexisball8737
      @alexisball8737 Před 2 lety +5

      and the flies sit on the dog shit then sit on his fruit... perhaps explains Ethan's ongoing diarrhea lol

    • @ScarletASV
      @ScarletASV Před 2 lety

      @@alexisball8737 it does make a lot of sense haha

  • @manuellopez6950
    @manuellopez6950 Před 2 lety +7

    The silly office drama about the fruit is genuinely hilarious

  • @BigAlKahuna007
    @BigAlKahuna007 Před 2 lety +8

    Why does he have a letterman on?
    AB: “He’s a varsity douche”
    🤣🤣 that’s insanely funny

  • @NoOneCaresJSYK
    @NoOneCaresJSYK Před 2 lety +436

    The flies have been relentless in 2021 ESPECIALLY in hotter areas. You HAVE to take extra care of your cleanliness. Even if you’re nearly spotless, you’ll probably see a fly hanging around, waiting.

    • @eliumizumi4894
      @eliumizumi4894 Před 2 lety +7

      is there any specific reason why

    • @mieraj.1081
      @mieraj.1081 Před 2 lety +8

      Same with ants 😩

    • @Salmonte9
      @Salmonte9 Před 2 lety +2

      @@eliumizumi4894 at least in the southwest where I live, we got a lot more rain this summer, so a lot more flies appeared

    • @JC-sm4mp
      @JC-sm4mp Před 2 lety +5

      @@eliumizumi4894 we had a pretty long period of drought, and then floods followed. The floods seem to really boost the humidity and bring the flies in like crazy. I'm on the west end of the US

    • @jackienugen3572
      @jackienugen3572 Před 2 lety +6

      Absolutely !! And I noticed more horse flies, ( the kind that bite) 🤮

  • @gabriella5427
    @gabriella5427 Před 2 lety +45

    Dan talking directly into the camera about the fly situation was hilarious

  • @NatyLuz-cm6tu
    @NatyLuz-cm6tu Před 6 měsíci +1

    The satisfying moment when you discovered h3podcast only 4-3months ago (a shame) & now you're taking advantage of the holidays to binge watch from episode 1 to officially be updated on everything 🎉

  • @TheE_Zee
    @TheE_Zee Před 2 lety +22

    Somebody tell Love that Berneaise sauce is literally everywhere, especially French speaking countries and France where it's from, make it make sense 😂

    • @TheE_Zee
      @TheE_Zee Před 2 lety +1

      @@user-hs8xl3dz5f Well he said you can’t find it outside of Sweden so you saying that proves him wrong already haha. I’ve also lived in Asia and used to buy it all the time, now I’m in Africa and it’s in my fridge as we speak lmao.

  • @HeeHaa1696
    @HeeHaa1696 Před 2 lety +348

    Dan is an absolute smoke show I won’t stand for his self hate 😤

  • @the_quadracorn
    @the_quadracorn Před 2 lety +706

    Worldwide block is fucked. That's worse than anything I've seen in broadcast television, copyright-wise.

    • @notthemilkman5229
      @notthemilkman5229 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Ena48145 7 secs of jake paul fight

    • @howmanybabiesdidNestleKill
      @howmanybabiesdidNestleKill Před 2 lety +25

      Dude that was the best episode in a long while every single caller had something awesome to say.

    • @Camibug
      @Camibug Před 2 lety +14

      Funny because the crew tried to warn Ethan 😂

    • @Kep19901
      @Kep19901 Před 2 lety +6

      I download the podcast asap to avoid mishaps like this lol

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kep19901 do you have to pay for CZcams red to download? Or you download on your computer

  • @AneMonsteret
    @AneMonsteret Před 2 lety +16

    FLY PROBLEM: Put cups with a mix of vinegar and dish soap around the office. It will attract and drown the flies.
    Also Bearnaise is a french sauce, but i think us scandinavians took it and ran with it, we dont have it in a bottle like that in norway though, we get it in a cup for heating.

    • @IONE_the_Enby
      @IONE_the_Enby Před 2 lety

      That or use cling film to cover tight and use a toothpick to puncture lil holes, the flies are too stupid to get out once they're inside

  • @el_dominikilla7511
    @el_dominikilla7511 Před 2 lety +32

    AB having one pack of frozen fish sticks is like the funnniest shit ever....he smothers it with labne.