Hey Bryan and Kyle, I went to Tubi recently and I stumbled upon a film titled "Deadly Lessons", which also had another title: "The Legend of Simon Conjurer". This film was supposed to be in theaters in 2006, but due to an issue with the company, it was lost media until it came out quietly in streaming services in 2014. Here are some very important things to know: #1. It's directed by AND starring Stuart Paul, who plays the main protagonist "Simon Conjurer" (who can be considered to be "Neil Breen but with a much higher budget than Forbidden Power"). #2. Jon Voight is in this movie....yes, really (You thought Anaconda was bad? Ooooh boy..., you're are in for a wild, wild ride). He also eats a lot of chocolate. #3. It has to be seen to be believed. #4. It has so many bizarre choices that even both Rock n Roll Nightmare and The Roller Blade Seven wouldn't go far to include such nonsense. #5. There's only 1 black guy in this movie, and he loves violence and anger. #6. It has a horrible love scene that reeks of "Fateful Findings". #7. No really, you actually really need to see this film if you want to believe it. Because CZcams prohibits me from adding links, it's best to check it out for yourself. Trust me, this one is a reaaal doozy. 😏😉🥰😋 CORRECTION: It's right up there with Billy Owens, but that's just about it. UPDATE: Wow guys! 45 likes, and 5 replies so far. Thank you all for the support on my suggestion.
Tubi really has some interesting films available for a free app. I watched a solid Hong Kong thriller called Punished on there I’d definitely recommend to anyone. Also In Order of Disappearance with Stellan Skårsgard is on there now which is a phenomenal Norwegian revenge thriller - just stay away from the Liam Neeson remake it’s shite lol. I’m going to check out your recommendation after I watch this because I can’t get enough of these so bad they’re good!
I immediately noticed that the opening credit uses the comic sans font. thanks for the rec edit: it would have been interesting if rebel had thrown himself off the roof because Simon made him think he could fly
"Oh my god! This is horrible, I need to call Bryan!" "It's my mum" "Pick up, pick up, for the love of god PICK up! There's blood everywhere, it's absolute carnage..." "I'm just going to put this on silent. Sorry mum" 🤣
When Bryan and Kyle do these types of movies, I always have to remind myself that these movies were written in the same nation that spawned J.D. Salinger, Ernest Hemingway, John Steinbeck, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, Sylvia Plath and so on and so on. Everything is bigger in America. Even the contrasts.
"At this point, the DVD producers realize they've mixed in the descriptive audio into the main channel audio stream. They shrug and go on with their day."
"I didn't even realize at first that was Robert Z'Dar." These are words never sopken by anyone else ever. Bryan, don't tell me your powers of observation are worse than that of the flower shop owner in "The Room"??
Timothy Bottoms did an fmv video game in this same style with Musetta Vander (Sindel in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, also Project: Metalbeast among other great roles). It was called American Hero (1997). Guessing this one might have been the same idea, but maybe the game was never finished. Some good coverage of it on CZcams. Thanks boys, looking forward to the next video.
Commenting for the almighty algorithm... Tons of content out there for us to watch and not enough time to enjoy it all. Gonna throw this video on a playlist to watch later, thanks for the content, hoping for continued success for this channel
You guys should watch Werewolf (1995) - Richard Lynch, Joe Estevez, and a security guard who turns into a werewolf, drives a car, and crashes it dramatically. I'm not kidding.
Been watching for a while but whenever I try to introduce new people to your channel they say the fake over the top reactions are the main reason they aren't interested in watching the channel. Makes a lot of the videos pretty cringe but a lot of the people I do talk about films with do recognize the name of your channel so that is pretty awesome.
Total force??? I see those tees you're wearing, more like total FARCE (just kidding its early, i havent had my coffee yet, i love you both and it's so fun watching you guys throughout the years. best wishes from this guy)
How did you guys miss that Timothy Bottoms was George W Bush on that Comedy Central sitcom Thats My Bush!?! It’s the first thing I ever saw him in so it’s weird seeing him try to play a “serious” action hero! It was by Matt Stone & Trey Parker and only lasted 1 season. lol
my wife used to do public relations for NASA (specifically Astrophysics) and without an agreement with NASA (and their okay on the science mentioned) if it's a specific operation that isn't something that happened 25 years ago and especially if it's an ongoing mission , it's definitely a NO-NO haha
i think we'r ereaching th epoint were a compilation of bes tmoments from all episodes is needed so many referenecs. it's good for fans and you so you remember the references yu make XD
Good lord this looks amazing. It’s like a bad Sega CD game from the 1990s. Also, what the heck Mount Hideaway Mysteries? What happened to Bethany Shanholtz? Where is the closure? I don’t wanna see a dumb movie about the hot veterinarian? Just to let you guys know, they go full Pure Flix on this one. They don’t even hide it this time around.
Brian and Kyle, a.k.a. Squeaky Watch-the-Hair and Prof. Ex-Scape! Get it? Cause of Brian’s laugh and obsession with his hair? And sweet Kyle, who has a somewhat know-it-all personality yet consistently and infuriatingly mispronounces the word “escape”, among others(Emilio and Joe “es-TEH-ves”?! Really?!) But that’s just me, some random dumba**, busting your b*lls. All jokes aside, I LOVE your videos. And often I learn quite a bit about filmmaking that interests me more than I realized. I’ve recommended GB or BB to numerous people with very positive feedback. Keep it up, fellas. I’ll definitely keep watchin!
GB or BB challenge: Pocket Ninjas! It's the kid version of Zen Filmmaking or messing around with the camera. Also a frightening movie most f-ed up it makes you think the filmmaker was a sick child molester: Where the Dead Go to Die.
wtf it looks like it was filmed all as a fever dream sequence. its got that dream like look to it all the time lmao or a hospital scene where you're the patient on the stretcher going into surgery and its all panicked n such. i think they just found a dude who is a scardy cat so they can use their nuro beam to show what it does: it makes people into rage zombies which is the new war soldier. this movie also feels like a 90s commercial. how do i explain it? its like those commercials where the kid goes to school and it fish eyes the goofy looking teacher telling the kid to sit down or to like not eat his corn pops in class and then the kid does something with the corn pops that makes the teacher get in trouble so then theres no more class that day. its a 90s dream commercial lol. its a 90s dream sequence commercial that is a mix of 28 days later and the movie where all the old action stars do stuff, wtf was that called? unstoppables? its like they went to the future and found stuff they like and went back in time to make this movie. is this movie supposed to be from the point of view of the bad guys? because it feels like it. no one feels like the hero of the movie. its like an evil company made something evil and then they fire one of the guys and that fired guy is evil and hires a terrorist to destroy the evil guys evil machine which would make the fired evil guy a good guy in a way but he was doing it for revenge on the boss for firing him and not to save the world so i guess he really isn't a good guy which is why i questioned the movie. i like how they hired a famous actors daughter to be in the movie and they made her the femme fatale but the problem is shes ugly so shes not really believable as the sexy assassin. pretty sure too they told the news lady to make stuff up which is why shes saying "um" a lot and sounds like she doesn't know wtf shes talking about. its like the 2 dudes talking about Prague
Did I get that right ? I didn't see the episode you're referencing, but around 3:00 you're saying that "Battlefield Earth" DP also directed "Hell or High Water", which is false, but he did photograph the movie.
33:18 the narrator is going full Stanley Parable so the characters feel obligated to comply.
Hey Bryan and Kyle,
I went to Tubi recently and I stumbled upon a film titled "Deadly Lessons", which also had another title: "The Legend of Simon Conjurer". This film was supposed to be in theaters in 2006, but due to an issue with the company, it was lost media until it came out quietly in streaming services in 2014.
Here are some very important things to know:
#1. It's directed by AND starring Stuart Paul, who plays the main protagonist "Simon Conjurer" (who can be considered to be "Neil Breen but with a much higher budget than Forbidden Power").
#2. Jon Voight is in this movie....yes, really (You thought Anaconda was bad? Ooooh boy..., you're are in for a wild, wild ride). He also eats a lot of chocolate.
#3. It has to be seen to be believed.
#4. It has so many bizarre choices that even both Rock n Roll Nightmare and The Roller Blade Seven wouldn't go far to include such nonsense.
#5. There's only 1 black guy in this movie, and he loves violence and anger.
#6. It has a horrible love scene that reeks of "Fateful Findings".
#7. No really, you actually really need to see this film if you want to believe it.
Because CZcams prohibits me from adding links, it's best to check it out for yourself. Trust me, this one is a reaaal doozy.
😏😉🥰😋
CORRECTION: It's right up there with Billy Owens, but that's just about it.
UPDATE: Wow guys! 45 likes, and 5 replies so far. Thank you all for the support on my suggestion.
i got about 5 minutes in before my brain started misfiring. yeah this could be a good one
Tubi really has some interesting films available for a free app. I watched a solid Hong Kong thriller called Punished on there I’d definitely recommend to anyone. Also In Order of Disappearance with Stellan Skårsgard is on there now which is a phenomenal Norwegian revenge thriller - just stay away from the Liam Neeson remake it’s shite lol. I’m going to check out your recommendation after I watch this because I can’t get enough of these so bad they’re good!
I immediately noticed that the opening credit uses the comic sans font. thanks for the rec
edit: it would have been interesting if rebel had thrown himself off the roof because Simon made him think he could fly
@@keithmichael112 You're welcome.
It ranks up there with Billy Owens but nothing like the others unfortunately
most people watch netflix when they sit down to eat dinner, I watch GBorBB.
Your channel keeps me from doing productive things that need to be done. Thank you.
This really looks likes an FMV game without the game.
I can imagine Frank Stallone looking into the camera and saying ‘You’ve got to try harder, rookie!’
The Neuralator, a Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc product.
"Oh my god! This is horrible, I need to call Bryan!"
"It's my mum"
"Pick up, pick up, for the love of god PICK up! There's blood everywhere, it's absolute carnage..."
"I'm just going to put this on silent. Sorry mum"
🤣
I love how they launch the neurolator into orbit before they test it. Shouldn't the evil scientists test it in their lab first before sending it up?
Laid up in bed sick right now and seeing you guys' happy faces makes me feel a little better~
Get better soon 👍
When Bryan and Kyle do these types of movies, I always have to remind myself that these movies were written in the same nation that spawned J.D. Salinger, Ernest Hemingway, John Steinbeck, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, Sylvia Plath and so on and so on. Everything is bigger in America. Even the contrasts.
"The Total Force Neurolator" is a great Gwar song name.
NASA footage is public domain. Anyone can use it.
Can confirm, I follow a multitude of flat earthers. They go balls deep with government video to support their anti-government theory.
How does that make sense 😅
But not for commercial purposes
@@gracekim25 It's completely funded by the public
Happy Thanksgiving! This year I'm even more thankful for Good Bad or Bad Bad. It just keeps getting better and better.
Yeah I think they're really hitting their stride. They keep finding movies, to review that are absurd, yet intense ...
"At this point, the DVD producers realize they've mixed in the descriptive audio into the main channel audio stream. They shrug and go on with their day."
Great episode as always.
Lol. Z'dar and his mini role
"I didn't even realize at first that was Robert Z'Dar." These are words never sopken by anyone else ever. Bryan, don't tell me your powers of observation are worse than that of the flower shop owner in "The Room"??
Timothy Bottoms did an fmv video game in this same style with Musetta Vander (Sindel in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, also Project: Metalbeast among other great roles). It was called American Hero (1997). Guessing this one might have been the same idea, but maybe the game was never finished. Some good coverage of it on CZcams. Thanks boys, looking forward to the next video.
3:18 This will forever live rent free in my mind. It really does sum up how EVERYTHING in this film will go. 😂
yes to the sequel to hideaway mysteries
‘I’m going to turn everyone in downtown LA into crazed zombies!’
*insert your own joke here*
"I'm afraid someone else has already achieved that and with great effect."
I wish every news reporter were like the lady on the scene reporter. Alex Maisonette has nothing on her 😂
Commenting for the almighty algorithm... Tons of content out there for us to watch and not enough time to enjoy it all. Gonna throw this video on a playlist to watch later, thanks for the content, hoping for continued success for this channel
You guys should watch Werewolf (1995) - Richard Lynch, Joe Estevez, and a security guard who turns into a werewolf, drives a car, and crashes it dramatically. I'm not kidding.
Richard Lynch is in Werewolf, one of the greatest GB movies ever.
that whole "moving past conventional warfare" thing reminded me of metal gear
Good episode! Loved the Rudy joke at the end. 😆😆😆
I think y'all would have SUCH a fun time reviewing the Wakaliwood films!! They're such earnest love letters to action films
Been watching for a while but whenever I try to introduce new people to your channel they say the fake over the top reactions are the main reason they aren't interested in watching the channel. Makes a lot of the videos pretty cringe but a lot of the people I do talk about films with do recognize the name of your channel so that is pretty awesome.
Total Farce! Featuring Purolator!
You would think NASA would be public domain since it is funded by the public
Total force??? I see those tees you're wearing, more like total FARCE (just kidding its early, i havent had my coffee yet, i love you both and it's so fun watching you guys throughout the years. best wishes from this guy)
I have 0 clue what I meant by this
How did you guys miss that Timothy Bottoms was George W Bush on that Comedy Central sitcom Thats My Bush!?! It’s the first thing I ever saw him in so it’s weird seeing him try to play a “serious” action hero! It was by Matt Stone & Trey Parker and only lasted 1 season. lol
Great episode!
No Wikipedia article for this one either. You guys LOVE reviewing obscure as fuck movies nobody's ever heard of. Heh.
There is an IMBD of the same title but the cover is iffy...
@@floydlooney6837 It is!
You guys need to watch shark side of the moon
Intentionally bad movies are never fun for these sorts of channels for obvious reasons.
Middle: the narrator sounds like a fighting game intro
Ending: oh it's a Friendship
Yay! Sorry I’m late, happy thanksgiving for when you get there 😊
16.11.22
my wife used to do public relations for NASA (specifically Astrophysics) and without an agreement with NASA (and their okay on the science mentioned) if it's a specific operation that isn't something that happened 25 years ago and especially if it's an ongoing mission , it's definitely a NO-NO haha
I just love this channel. The best place if you love to hate bad movies
Here for algorithm, stay awesome GBorBB!! 👌
Timothy Bottoms played George Bush in That's My Bush by the South Park creators.
Is the narrator the same person who narrates the Gauntlet games?
"RED WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD BADLY!"
Right on time.
i think we'r ereaching th epoint were a compilation of bes tmoments from all episodes is needed
so many referenecs. it's good for fans and you so you remember the references yu make XD
Good lord this looks amazing. It’s like a bad Sega CD game from the 1990s. Also, what the heck Mount Hideaway Mysteries? What happened to Bethany Shanholtz? Where is the closure? I don’t wanna see a dumb movie about the hot veterinarian? Just to let you guys know, they go full Pure Flix on this one. They don’t even hide it this time around.
Another classic!
So, for this movie, they sum up all the force vectors, but for absolute force, they sum the magnitudes of those force vectors. Got it.
Lmao great episode 😂
Do Feeders it is something lol plus to my knowledge there is 2 sequels to it including the second one which is a "Christmas" movie
Prog
Brian and Kyle, a.k.a. Squeaky Watch-the-Hair and Prof. Ex-Scape! Get it? Cause of Brian’s laugh and obsession with his hair? And sweet Kyle, who has a somewhat know-it-all personality yet consistently and infuriatingly mispronounces the word “escape”, among others(Emilio and Joe “es-TEH-ves”?! Really?!) But that’s just me, some random dumba**, busting your b*lls. All jokes aside, I LOVE your videos. And often I learn quite a bit about filmmaking that interests me more than I realized. I’ve recommended GB or BB to numerous people with very positive feedback. Keep it up, fellas. I’ll definitely keep watchin!
GB or BB challenge: Pocket Ninjas! It's the kid version of Zen Filmmaking or messing around with the camera.
Also a frightening movie most f-ed up it makes you think the filmmaker was a sick child molester:
Where the Dead Go to Die.
ive seen this guy before.
Have you guys ever reviewed an Uwe Boll movie?
wtf it looks like it was filmed all as a fever dream sequence. its got that dream like look to it all the time lmao or a hospital scene where you're the patient on the stretcher going into surgery and its all panicked n such.
i think they just found a dude who is a scardy cat so they can use their nuro beam to show what it does: it makes people into rage zombies which is the new war soldier.
this movie also feels like a 90s commercial. how do i explain it? its like those commercials where the kid goes to school and it fish eyes the goofy looking teacher telling the kid to sit down or to like not eat his corn pops in class and then the kid does something with the corn pops that makes the teacher get in trouble so then theres no more class that day. its a 90s dream commercial lol. its a 90s dream sequence commercial that is a mix of 28 days later and the movie where all the old action stars do stuff, wtf was that called? unstoppables? its like they went to the future and found stuff they like and went back in time to make this movie.
is this movie supposed to be from the point of view of the bad guys? because it feels like it. no one feels like the hero of the movie. its like an evil company made something evil and then they fire one of the guys and that fired guy is evil and hires a terrorist to destroy the evil guys evil machine which would make the fired evil guy a good guy in a way but he was doing it for revenge on the boss for firing him and not to save the world so i guess he really isn't a good guy which is why i questioned the movie.
i like how they hired a famous actors daughter to be in the movie and they made her the femme fatale but the problem is shes ugly so shes not really believable as the sexy assassin. pretty sure too they told the news lady to make stuff up which is why shes saying "um" a lot and sounds like she doesn't know wtf shes talking about. its like the 2 dudes talking about Prague
She was doing drugs with Frank and Richard Lynch and just got scooped up with them
What was used to film this movie? It’s like 5-10 frames per second!
How can i get this T-shirt?
Did I get that right ? I didn't see the episode you're referencing, but around 3:00 you're saying that "Battlefield Earth" DP also directed "Hell or High Water", which is false, but he did photograph the movie.
We stand corrected, thank you. Both films did have the same DP, still a mind-blowing realization.
@@GoodBadorBadBad Definitely ! Sorry if I sounded like an asshole, I love the show guys :)
@@ErwannKerroch84 You didn't until you apologized which was just odd
Timothy Bottoms: not the tops.
It seems really unrealistic you can bribe a Senator with the promise of just a REALLY good handjob, especially for a hundred million dollar contract.
And yet look at Epstein Island
We could say the same things about modern super hero garbage