The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens - Good Bad or Bad Bad #66
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- This movie legitimately broke our brains... It's The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens.
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This is 100% a "Fool Your Grandma" movie, where well intentioned elderly ladies buy them from the discount bin thinking they're the real thing. Kind of a proto Asylum thing where you probably paid more for the DVD than the actual budget.
At least maybe some of the poor kids who were forced to watch this garbage fire at least walked away with an appreciation for Rowdy Roddy Piper. 🙏💪
This movie have given Bryan and Kyle PTSD. Somebody call Thgil to help them free them of it.
Isn't that corrupt
@@twisterman4184 yes it is
The power of Quatum Physics will save the day!
@@TF2Fan101 lol
The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens , the movie that finally broke Brian and Kyle.
@Arthur Dent I assume they let patrons see their videos before making them public
*Brian and Kyle sobbing* "KING OF THE CASTLE! KING OF THE CASTLE AND IM A DOG WHAT?"
@@devinthierault The Mystical Adventures of Alvin Flang
on my rewatch of this i realize the “going to the antique store to hide from chasing bullies” is shamelessly ripped from Neverending Story.
There is more similarity than I would like to The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Really.
@@markiangooleywhich movie is better? garbage pail kids, or the 1st billy owens movie?
Rowdy Roddy Piper: "You're a rip-off, Billy!"
Billy Owens: "I'm a what?"
atomicdancer You have a profile pic of Alice Cooper in ‘Sextette’. I absolutely love that. Have an awesome day.
They lost the plot IN THE RIVER!
Matt Foley lives in a van down by that river.
this movie was written in a van down by the river...
@@OttoVonGarfield Your giving them too much credit. More like make shit up right on the spot during filming. There is no prewritten script before they start filming. 😄
@@WhyteLis21 Either that, or they just put a type writer in a monkey enclosure at a zoo and then used whatever the random banging of curious monkeys produced as a script.
@@natalienussbaum2773 Lol. 👍
As a Canadian myself, all I can say is sorry.
Ever seen Alanis's music video with Mathew Perry lol
You guys even apologize for your bad movies. Niceness overload.
No you can't, you can say "saw-rry"
@@stranglewankhitman4936 soory
princesstamika sore-y
58:45 to 59:45. The glorious minute when Brian's existential crisis causes Kyle to collapse in hysterics. A true joy to behold.
Roddy roddy Piper channeling Chris Farley: "Your soul lives in a van down by the river!"
No, no: "...THE RIVAH!!!"
This movie is technically impressive in that the mics are somehow more damaged than Rich Evans'.
I'm pretty confident for the scene where the principal crosses the police line they shot the rodeo. That was a real restricted area that the police were working in and they had the actress cross it to get a reaction from the police there.
@40:08 HIS SOUL LIVES IN A VAN. DOWN. BY. THE RIVER.
"you lost your soul......IN THE RIVER!!!" gets me every time i hear it
I never knew 'low rent Nick Nolte' could be an accurate description of something before I saw Rowdy Roddy Piper in this "movie".
Instead of playing Bruce Banner's dad, he's his drunk uncle...who wears sunglasses and talks about being out of bubblegum.
@@b.parker1740 "Stop what? STOP WHAT? Oh you just watch me go!" As Nick nolte literally chews the scenery
And the villain is a poor man's Jeremy Iron from Dungeon and Dragon! I know it's kind of a stretch but once I made the comparison in my head I just couldn't get rid of it. The main difference is while Jeremy acts as if he snorted a van full of cocaine, the main bad guy of TMAoBO looks like he's on too much anti-depressants...
anik monette Poor man’s poor man
I love like the pages being blown at Roddy Piper in the "wizard battle" get stuck on the greenscreen behind him so they unexplicably levitate for a second motionles in the middle of the room.
Man I have real bad anxiety and panic disorder, you guys literally lift me up when I'm down, this and match stick are my go to... thanks guys , the content you produce really helps
This movie has a SEQUEL, Billy Owens and the Secret of the Runes!
In the cover they flashed, and on the imdb pic, it shows that it was approved by the Dove Foundation. This is worrying, not only in the way the Dove Foundation is the number force in approving shitty "Christian" movies like "God's Not Dead" and "War Room," but also in the way that they're the same type of paranoid Evangelicals that would suggest burning copies of that "Satanic" Harry Potter series that just so happened to approve a sequel of a rip-off.
Bruce Parker How exactly did a movie involving magic and Norse pagan gods get approved by the Dove Foundation? Do they just approve any movie with bad acting?
@@danstiver9135 I have no clue! It seems likely that that would be the case, but at least that means that there's a good chance that a Cinema Snob review is on the way (if he finds it).
Mr Shambleface oh my gosh
Oh shit! All of that is terrifying...
I must find it!
I had a feeling you guys would get to this movie sooner or later. It’s a Canadian national treasure! 🇨🇦
It’s Rowsdower approved!
I think Ryan's Babe, The Pit and Cathys Curse are all Canadian too. You guys got some good stuff!
And never forget Things!
I'm from Quebec and I think this film is outlawed here. Well, it must, because I have never heard of it until now. I don't know why either, cuz it looks magnifiscient!
It's always so sad to see celebrities slumming it through roles. They Live will always hold a special place in my heart.
Hope everyone has (when this message was made) or had a good/great Thanksgiving! I wish to give thanks to Bryan and Kyle for suffering for us to bring us this hilarious content for us to remember forever! I wish everyone a great day and a great year! Be thankful for the things you have now folks :)
“This is what happens when you ferment your maple syrup”-Kyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, we have Maple Syrup liquors... And tons of regional, weird crafted beers that I never tasted because I fucking hate beer! : P
We even have our very own state company called SAQ, which have monopoly for selling/distributing alcohol all over the province. Still, some of the shit they sell is pretty good and varied. And with that said, I'm going there and buy a pack of Mott's Extra Spicy Clamato and then go watch Fatal Deviation on You Tube!
The sugar in maple syrup is too concentrated to ferment reliably. You have to undo the tedious process of cooking off the water from the maple sap, at least somewhat, by adding water until it’s fermentable.
I’ve done it. Once. A gallon of the lower grade maple syrup made I think about four gallons of something about as strong as wine. It was delicious! Really, some maple sap should be concentrated less than usual and made into maple mead or wine or whatever you would call this stuff.
It’s not sweet. If you wanted it sweet you could add maple syrup once it’s done fermenting and then pasteurize it before bottling so that there’s no risk of exploding bottles.
Well on the positive side if you watch this first, the new Fantastic Beasts movie will seem really, really good by comparison.
Mr Shambleface I wouldn’t bet on that
Isn’t it like saying “The Visit” is better than “The Happening “ ?
No, Mr Shambleface actually has a point. I saw Fantastic Beasts 2, and I was lost and confused and angry at SIMPLE things they got wrong on the established timeline! But, aft4er seeing this, I am not mad at FB2 any more. How can I be? FB2 is now easy to understand as a cash grab restructuring. And the writing/editing was confused as to how to present these ideas.
I saw the first one the other day. Now, I have no interest in the sequel. The last time I was that bored with a movie was when I saw Premonition. God, that was awful. The plot of that dumpster fire can be entirely summed up as "Sandra Bullock can see the future because why not?" Fantastic Beasts was a prime example of a cash cow.
John True huh?
I hate it when movies try to paint Loki as an purely "evil" being, when really he was kind of just a weirdo who didn't get along with the other gods and liked to start shit.
This happens to Set a lot too. Like, if you want an evil figure that isn't just Satan and seems "exotic," make something up. Don't steal them from a mythology that will always have far more entertaining stories than whatever garbage you jam them into. And you want to use them, do it right. Trickster figures are super interesting and deserve better.
Agreed. Other religions have plenty of their own satanic figures, besides the trickers. Apophis, for example, if we're sticking to Egyptian mythology.
Especially when "benevolent" Gods have done worse things
Well i mean he did ultimately cross the line when he indirectly murdered balder in cold blood and fucked him over when the gods tried to bargain for his life.
Hades probably gets it about as bad as those two if not worse. Lol
Don’t forget Hades! He’s not even a trickster!
Tommy Wiseau after the room created his own weird series called the neighbours and it’s quite something.
I visibly gasped with delight when i saw the notification of this...you guys have become my best friends and my day just got a lot brighter thanks to you two 😍❤❤😊
Por que?
Ferv Corsica salsa
Forget Goonies - kid runs away from bullies right into a store where he receives a magical item from a mysterious old man. This is Neverending Story. Or should I say Neverending Potter?
Yeah, I got this vibe, too. I didn't comment because I'm a tad unfamiliar with the Neverending Story franchise but I did watched them a couple of decades ago...
"Ohh you got kids Maniac?"
"Naahhhh...not anymore"
6:42 In the Netherland and Germany the carnival seasons begins on November 11. at 11:11 am. Truly a magical time?!?
The first Viking / Norse settlement in the New World was at L'Anse Aux Meadows, in northern Newfoundland (province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada). Maybe that's supposed to be where this is set?
If so, the town depicted in this movie is way too big (that would be the least of this movie's problems, though....). There is no town of this size anywhere near L'Anse aux Meadows, the largest settlement within a few hundred kilometres (St Anthony) has a population of a little over 2200. Landscape doesn't fit either...
Andrew Siddons Spirit River is the name of a town in Alberta, but Alberta is on the West Coast
Microfilm is just a small format film. You can put anything on it, but "microfiche" is a composite microfilm roll of a certain thing (newspaper, magazine, etc.). That's the shit you used to scroll through at the library.
I have come to do magic and kick ass. And I'm all outta magic.
- Throughgood
I love the comparison with the Lenny G “News News” clips. Especially because the chyron on Lenny G is literally a default lower-third title in Final Cut Pro called “News”. So the makers of this film couldn’t even check their preinstalled titles.
Don't think I didn't catch the Dove Foundation Seal of Approval in the corner of that DVD box. You just know a movie's going to be bad when you see that Weirdly Drawn Bird on Light Blue.
"That's what happens when you ferment your maple syrup." That's a great line Kyle!
The microfilm scene actually looked right to me; back in the day libraries usually kept their newspaper archives on microfilm. No idea if it's still a thing, or if it's since been replaced by digital, but I suppose replacing it would be expensive. I wouldn't be too shocked to find there are still some libraries that use it.
John Nowak I loved looking up the newspaper archives on microfilm. I think the last time I used it was like 2015 or so. More than a few libraries definitely still have it.
It's still around in Cape Girardeau
Are they restricted areas?
This movie leaves your soul in the river.
Jeez this review is going to be an instant classic! Absolutely loved it!
"He's Canadian." Best GB or BB quote EVER!
Scriptoria: magic for show us a script that makes a lick of sense
What script? More like make shit up right on the spot during filming. 😄
The running from the bully and going into the bookstore was stolen from Neverending Story
Holy shit. Next time my family's gonna torture somebody, i'm gonna bring up this movie for some mind break. Holy shit, it seems brutal.
This is seriously one of my favorite channels on CZcams. I re-watch your videos often. I'm super sick right now so I'm looking forward to curling up under the blankets and enjoying this 😊
I must have rewatched this video a dozen times... freaking love it. Please for the love of god tell me that Billy Owens Part II is on your guys' to-do list! Love you guys
If you want more Roddy Piper, I highly suggest Hell Comes to Frogtown. That movie is full on batshit crazy.
Everything will make sense once you see the sequel.
You HAVE to see it.
I'd like that, although I'm sure you only said it made sense to bait them. XD
Is Kyle an Android living in the studio and only powered up for the show?
Probably
I want to say that Mould and the dragon merged together at some point? The line about his soul being lost in the river might have been literal.
That's what I think but the screwed up narrative and editing makes it almost impossible to know for sure...
Having rewatched this a few times over the past couple of years I think I am somewhat able to parse the storyline (or lack thereof), if we go by Bryan's assumption that this was originally supposed to be one movie. Now this movie came out in 2008, meaning they probably started working on it around 2005, the year after the 3rd movie came out. What seems to have been going on is that they incoherently mashed up different plot points from the first three Harry Potter movies, mixing up different characters and then just forgetting to explain the backstory, I guess because they assumed they would have the same fanbase of Harry Potter that they would "get" it immediately. I have had to guess a lot of it based off my knowledge of harry potter.
It has been suggested that since Victor Mould is Voldemort, the dragon must be some kind of Horcrux, a call back to the 2nd book where Tom Riddle has placed a piece of his soul (that we later find out in Book 6) in the Basilisk. As someone else here in the comments said a couple years ago, the "soul [being] lost in the river" is probably literal. In addition since he is both their teacher and an evil ubervillain, he is probably some amalgamation of--Voldemort, Quirrel (who had Voldemort attached to the back of his head in Book 1) and Snape (who despite being evil Dumbledore employs because he can trust him, I don't think Mark McNabb goes into this nuance and just gives the "evil teacher" from 1st year Harry's point of view which is why it has to be based on the first 3 books). They seem to have mixed the climaxes of Book 1 and Book 2 (where Harry meets Quirrel-Voldemort in the dungeon after completing the puzzles and in the Chamber of Secrets). The brick wall withe the names from norse mythology puzzle also seems to harken back to the Diagon Alley entrance.
The principal is possibly inspired by Dumbledore but I think they have split the Dumbledore character into the principal Cupp (is that meant to be a play on Goblet of Fire?) and Thurgood. She seems more inspired by Professor McGonnagall. Thurgood is clearly a mixture of Dumbledore, Hagrid and for some reason Ollivander (he hands Harry-I mean Billy--the wand in his shop).
The fat library security guard is meant to be Argus Filch. He carries a gun because Filch regularly threatens students if they disobey school rules and seems to revel in child abuse.
I agree with Billy = Harry, Devon = Ron, Mandy (Billy and Mandy lol) = Hermione. The names even sound similar. Nameeses(?) = Malfoy is meant to follow the pun from Malfoy = Male Foy ie. Bad faith in French. Hence Nemesis = Nameeses.
Given that the two movies were originally meant to be one movie, Danny(?) who appears later than the other characters is clearly meant to be Ginny, Ron's sister. That's why Devon "saves" her, because Harry saved Ginny in Book 2. I think Danny might also be influenced by Luna Lovegood due to her affinity for animals. The resurrection of Thurgood in the second movie parallels the "resurrection" of Sirius in Book 3 through the use of time travel.
The parents seem to be Ron's parents rather than Harry's parents (for example, his aloof father Arthur who even has the same hair colour), but I think they changed this up half way due to a lack of female cast members where Petunia who isn't a witch gets amalgamated to Lily.
The Nameeses Lair is likely a reference to Malfoy Manor which was first mentioned in Order of the Phoenix (released 2003) as the new "Base" of Voldemort after his resurrection in Book 4. Nameeses (I hate this name) is working with Mould because in Book 6 (I don't know why they included this information when they missed so much other things from Book 6) it is revealed that Malfoy wants to work for Voldemort by killing Dumbledore to prove his loyalty for his father, and Snape agrees with Dumbledore that he will kill him to save Malfoy's soul.
Again, copy pasted, with no clarification, because either McNabb was high when he made this or he just assumed that his "audience" would understand it.
Review 3000 Miles To Graceland!!! Has Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, Ice-T, a casino robbery, child abuse, mean-spirited violence and tons of Elvis!
Just remember, the key is the key and friendship is the strongest bond between friends!
They say the place where Vikings came ashore and eastern seaboard...that actually WOULD BE NOVA SCOTIA!
This is now the longest GBBB video!!!!!
I thought Dracula 3000 broke them...good god Billy Owens
Some say Kyle is still there. Locked in darkness
I have an idea about this film... could it be, that those kids wrote the script? It kinda makes sense if you think about it, everything dropped at once, nothing makes sense, a lot of sideplots that come out of nowhere and lead to nowhere, it just looks like the kids were making it up as they went along. Sort of like what Rodriguez did with Sharkboy and Lavagirl but at least he had some control over the whole thing.
Oh my god, yes! As soon as I saw the title of the video, I was already laughing! This is one of my favorite bad movies (that I was actually introduced to by a reviewer named Obscurus Lupa) and I'm glad you guys are covering it 😂❤
Oh, and just a quick suggestion, Swamp Ape review ;) you're welcome
Swamp Ape! SWAMP APE!!
That should be funny...
Friendship is the Strongest Bond Between Two Friends
The above phrase needs to be on a t-shirt featuring Bryan and Kyle. Please make this a thing I can buy.
Quatum physics has the strongest bonds of physics
His soul... was lost... IN THE RIVAH!
Idk if this movie was supposed to take place in Canada but it was filmed in my province of Alberta, which is definitely not on the "Eastern seaboard." So who knows!
And it has a sequel!
Please watch Cyber Seduction. Quite honestly the worst lifetime movie ever.
I can honestly say it ruined my life
Which one is that again?
The G-Wing a kid gets a addicted to porn. Funny thing is the porn isn’t even porn? Just women in bras. I mean this kid could look at a Victoria Secret catalog.
I feel like the fact I was 8ish and only watched it because I had a crush on peter pan (Jeremy sumpter) is worse. I'm not even going to fill in the gaps. But even child me was ashamed that it was made into a movie. I would rewatch it but I really dont want to revisit that atrocity.
Sophisticated. Flow Lifetime movies could be their own miniseries in the GBBB catalog.
I was literally sitting here at work and wishing that a Good Bad or Bad Bad episode would drop soon! In the spirit of Thanksgiving, thanks guys for giving us hours of entertainment!
WHAT IS SLEEP, KYLE?!
This is definitely the best episode of GBBB so far.
guys, guys, I'm telling you ~ "Hard Rock Zombies" ~ it will not disappoint.... not in the least ~ it's a true *gem* ~glorious~ on ALL counts 😊 please, please????? ❤❤
Seconding. If nothing else, the reveal of the bad guys' true identity is very, very special.
BugPope oh, I def agree ~ not to mention, there's just so much ~delightful~ material to work with ~ it truly is perfect for this show, it really is 😊
I'm so torn. As badly as I want to see you guys review the sequel, I'm worried what it would do to you...
Rowdy Roddy Piper in this movie looks like a discount Muammar Gaddafi
best line ever "Rowdy Roddy Piper on a boat"
15:34 wait, is that the same bully from Cool Cat Saves the Kids?
Well, Brain said the kid playing the bully in this was a pretty good actor so I am going to say No. lol
And it has been done to death
Is that Neil Breen song still on the internet somewhere? The SoundCloud thing is gone.
Having rewatched this a few times over the past couple of years I think I am somewhat able to parse the storyline (or lack thereof), if we go by Bryan's assumption that this was originally supposed to be one movie. Now this movie came out in 2008, meaning they probably started working on it around 2005, the year after the 3rd movie came out. What seems to have been going on is that they incoherently mashed up different plot points from the first three Harry Potter movies, mixing up different characters and then just forgetting to explain the backstory, I guess because they assumed they would have the same fanbase of Harry Potter that they would "get" it immediately. I have had to guess a lot of it based off my knowledge of harry potter.
It has been suggested that since Victor Mould is Voldemort, the dragon must be some kind of Horcrux, a call back to the 2nd book where Tom Riddle has placed a piece of his soul (that we later find out in Book 6) in the Basilisk. As someone else here in the comments said a couple years ago, the "soul [being] lost in the river" is probably literal. In addition since he is both their teacher and an evil ubervillain, he is probably some amalgamation of--Voldemort, Quirrel (who had Voldemort attached to the back of his head in Book 1) and Snape (who despite being evil Dumbledore employs because he can trust him, I don't think Mark McNabb goes into this nuance and just gives the "evil teacher" from 1st year Harry's point of view which is why it has to be based on the first 3 books). They seem to have mixed the climaxes of Book 1 and Book 2 (where Harry meets Quirrel-Voldemort in the dungeon after completing the puzzles and in the Chamber of Secrets). The brick wall withe the names from norse mythology puzzle also seems to harken back to the Diagon Alley entrance.
The principal is possibly inspired by Dumbledore but I think they have split the Dumbledore character into the principal Cupp (is that meant to be a play on Goblet of Fire?) and Thurgood. She seems more inspired by Professor McGonnagall. Thurgood is clearly a mixture of Dumbledore, Hagrid and for some reason Ollivander (he hands Harry-I mean Billy--the wand in his shop).
The fat library security guard is meant to be Argus Filch. He carries a gun because Filch regularly threatens students if they disobey school rules and seems to revel in child abuse.
I agree with Billy = Harry, Devon = Ron, Mandy (Billy and Mandy lol) = Hermione. The names even sound similar. Nameeses(?) = Malfoy is meant to follow the pun from Malfoy = Male Foy ie. Bad faith in French. Hence Nemesis = Nameeses. Devon is also partly based on Neville because he has to overcome his fear (either in this movie or the sequel i honestly can't remember) and help the others against Mould.
Given that the two movies were originally meant to be one movie, Danny(?) who appears later than the other characters is clearly meant to be Ginny, Ron's sister. That's why Devon "saves" her, because Harry saved Ginny in Book 2. I think Danny might also be influenced by Luna Lovegood due to her affinity for animals. The resurrection of Thurgood in the second movie parallels the "resurrection" of Sirius in Book 3 through the use of time travel.
The parents seem to be Ron's parents rather than Harry's parents (for example, his aloof father Arthur who even has the same hair colour), but I think they changed this up half way due to a lack of female cast members where Petunia who isn't a witch gets amalgamated to Lily.
The Nameeses Lair is likely a reference to Malfoy Manor which was first mentioned in Order of the Phoenix (released 2003) as the new "Base" of Voldemort after his resurrection in Book 4. Nameeses (I hate this name) is working with Mould because in Book 6 (I don't know why they included this information when they missed so much other things from Book 6) it is revealed that Malfoy wants to work for Voldemort by killing Dumbledore to prove his loyalty for his father, and Snape agrees with Dumbledore that he will kill him to save Malfoy's soul.
Again, copy pasted, with no clarification, because either McNabb was high when he made this or he just assumed that his "audience" would understand it.
Hey, are you sure Mould (eww, British/Canadian spelling) isn't the dragon? So, isn't that what Roddy Piper meant by his soul being in the river? Are you sure that's not why class was dismissed when the dragon was killed?
Professorcide
H O R C R U X
@@ericthegreat7805 doesn't seem to be the case, since Mould returns in the sequel (and similarly vanishes for no reason)
@@kobaltsteel6418 so did voldemort in book 4 despite the horcrux in the basilisk being killed
I feel for Kyle when Brian starts riffing on Harry Potter and he’s just trying to keep up with the lore 😂
Notices the dove foundation sticker: oh this pile of crap is going to be good
And “Spirit River” is a real place; it’s in Alberta, which is above Montana. So, they still fail
17:02 It would be hilarious if on his way into the store he just rams right into the kid from "The Never Ending Story", who's on his way out of the book store, who also ran in there to escape bullies. And my god. Did the movie makers even LISTEN to their audio levels when they recorded the dialog for this movie? Everything that every character says is WAY over-saturated and distorted like they cranked that mic volume up to max and be damned the results. You can pretty much hear the damn feedback squeals when everyone talks.
The longest video and these boys are losing their gat dang minds and I LOVE IT
My high school junior year teacher had her doctorate and we did call her Dr Dewan
Next do the sequel.
2010’s “Billy Owens and the Secret of the Runes”.
"Scriptoria" was probably referring to the "magical" movie script. That is, something that didn't really exist...
It’s over Victor. I have the hard grass
LOL
can I suggest A Talking Cat!?!
1:00:58 Best Kyle reaction ever
No battlefield earth is the best
"You must go to the REAL river." "You mean, the river where we went fishing last weekend?" "No, not that river, I'm talking about the REAL river!" "But that river had water and fish and we were floating on it in a boat. It seemed real." "Well, it is real. It's a real river, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the REAL river!"
You know what would fix the pain and the confusion of this “movie”? The power of funk, the power of glam, the power of Rudy Ray Moore... the power of the Avenging Disco Godfather. ;D
Nice and simple - ass kicking, sweet, sweet disco music and the most gloriously glittery outfits you’ll ever see.
Come on guys, make my wish come true!
Probably the 5th time I've heard that rant and I laughed harder every time...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Even the name 'Victor Mould' is a ripoff of Voldemort (similar sound and syllables). *Sigh* Great review guys!
I haven't been this lost when watching a film since I woke up during the last act of Pootie Tang.
I literally almost went cross eyed just trying to follow the "lore".
I have come here to cast spells and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
After Last Season receiving praise from Good Bad or Bad Bad? My how low we have fallen.
RIP To Roddy Toombs the greatest Saskabushie Winterpegger to grace the Good Lord's green Earth
Professor isnt a canadian thing lol. You're right in the later statement that it's because they use it in Harry Potter. A lot in this movie is done because of Harry Potter but it's done out of context because the setting is in a normal world instead of a fantasy school where little is the same as the human world. A staple of bad writing, not understanding the purpose of what you're writing and world you're creating.
19:31 HOW WILL COLIN EVER RECOVER.
nnnnnnnnnnnn He’ll watch Mad Foxes.
7:05 I really wanted to know what Pythagoras said!
I took a break from watching you guys so I’d have something to binge but I couldn’t wait any longer. God it’s good to be back with my favorite channel on CZcams
Roddy Piper sounds like Mike Pipper in The Final Sacrifice.
That’s a deep cut right there O_o
Whoo boy, man am I tired from not resting until you boys watch The Covenant. It's been months now! How long can someone go without sleep?
Your soul... was lost... in the RELEASE THE RIVAAAA!
*Oh my god that's even a Harry Potter font in the credits*
Not a recommendation but "Maradonia and the Shadow Empire" might actually make you lose faith in humanity. (It's a book series written by a con artist's spoiled daughter but they actually made a movie out of the first one. Good luck finding it!)
The Vikings landed in Newfoundland, which is part of Canada's eastern seaboard. Who knows why they chose to be so subtle. Silly.
Not to show my age, but in my middle school gym class, it was square dancing, not line dancing. . .