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  • @orion_6346
    @orion_6346 Pƙed rokem +13022

    *someone sneezes*
    Johnny: Bless you.
    Amber’s lawyer: Objection your honor hearsay.

  • @Jkataya
    @Jkataya Pƙed rokem +5168

    "No I'm not European, I'm from Brooklyn" killed me

    • @tt7762
      @tt7762 Pƙed rokem +38

      Do European normally goes with two kisses 😂?
      I'm not European so idk excuse me

    • @aherki
      @aherki Pƙed rokem +61

      Even 3 kisses in Poland

    • @tt7762
      @tt7762 Pƙed rokem +24

      @@aherki Well in my country we do 4 kisses
      But that's woman/woman not man/woman, we just shake hands or even not, greet each other with nodding for the opposite genders

    • @aherki
      @aherki Pƙed rokem +17

      I kiss all my friends same way. Doesn't matter female or male. But male to male usually shake hands or bro hug.

    • @ada_pink
      @ada_pink Pƙed rokem +23

      @@tt7762 depends on the country 😂 Italy, France do three times usually, Germany one time, others don't know about 😂

  • @galaxykitten651
    @galaxykitten651 Pƙed rokem +2125

    Lady: “What’s your typical way of kissing?”
    Guy: “I’m not understanding”
    Bro, none of us are đŸ€Ł

    • @justhegs
      @justhegs Pƙed rokem +61

      No but literally stoooooppp, what have Amber's lawyers come too? đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @tullochmacdonald4245
      @tullochmacdonald4245 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +45

      We still aren't understanding. WTF does kissing someone on the cheek have with this case?

    • @Kharyza
      @Kharyza Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +3

      high i bet@@justhegs

    • @SwissCheese112
      @SwissCheese112 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

      was trying to discredit the witness as a friend of both johnny and ambers, painting him as prejuidice because he showed false friendship to heard@@tullochmacdonald4245

    • @erikraagaard124
      @erikraagaard124 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      what evet amber lawyer has been smoking. she is nuts

  • @heyhey5462
    @heyhey5462 Pƙed rokem +3410

    "Best of luck."
    "... Best *if* luck."
    "...Best if luck, thank you for the correction."
    "You're welcome."
    I love how he had to take a second to correct him on the fact that there was a typo.

    • @shinsou_simp81
      @shinsou_simp81 Pƙed rokem +89

      And his face when he said "you're welcome" was like 😁

    • @adude4491
      @adude4491 Pƙed rokem +44

      He did it to purposely make a fool of the guy, Because he was constantly be reading him and calling ejections in here say before even had a chance to speak the guy was a total joke

    • @adude4491
      @adude4491 Pƙed rokem +4

      Was classic

    • @RealRoxanneWolf
      @RealRoxanneWolf Pƙed rokem +10

      @@adude4491 Or to imply deeper meaning, as in *if* the person has luck, and it probably wasn't a typo after all...lmao

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity Pƙed rokem +4

      All in the name of accuracy.

  • @rodricksvan3009
    @rodricksvan3009 Pƙed rokem +10169

    johnnys texts are so outta pocket yet so valid i love it bro💀💀

    • @aightimmaheadout1972
      @aightimmaheadout1972 Pƙed rokem +482

      Lmfao literally. After everything he definitely deserved to let off a little steam 😭

    • @LogicAndCompassion
      @LogicAndCompassion Pƙed rokem

      @@aightimmaheadout1972 it's so damn funny.
      He basically got to call her a cum dumpster in court. Lol.

    • @aturd9933
      @aturd9933 Pƙed rokem

      Amber Heard is a psychopath and pathological liar. She is the real "Gone Girl.” She concocted a role for herself as victim, but in fact she is the real villain.
      Johnny deserves his life, career and reputation restored.
      #justiceforjohnny
      “You should never try to destroy someone's reputation with a lie when yours could be destroyed with the truth.”

    • @Hallowedchalices
      @Hallowedchalices Pƙed rokem +114

      @@soho6435 it may seem like it but abuse is never the answer

    • @roxc453
      @roxc453 Pƙed rokem +84

      @@soho6435 absolutely not lmao

  • @engimoon3954
    @engimoon3954 Pƙed rokem +3101

    Probably Amber heard's morning routine:
    Waking up
    Take a shit
    Then leave the bed
    Eat breakfast

  • @maddiebalderas208
    @maddiebalderas208 Pƙed rokem +607

    4:06 “i’m not understanding any of what you just did”
    Literally me with Ambers lawyers throughout this whole trial. đŸ˜‚đŸ’€đŸ€ŠđŸœâ€â™€ïž

  • @spiritwraith6369
    @spiritwraith6369 Pƙed rokem +104

    ”Wait, his cat?”
    I love how he turns his head in confusion, lol.

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie Pƙed rokem +5

      And how Mr. Rottenborn smiles to him :) đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @Highland_Moo
    @Highland_Moo Pƙed rokem +7747

    No matter how the jury votes, Johnny has won his credibility, his honour and his confidence back. There’s nobody watching that could ever doubt how honest and open he’s been. Turd’s lawyers have tried, and failed, every trick to try and paint her as the victim. I hope they realise just how awful she’s been for their reputations as well as trying to destroy JD.

    • @cutiesbubbles8942
      @cutiesbubbles8942 Pƙed rokem +42

      I think this is the objective of this masquerade

    • @yochitoranaga
      @yochitoranaga Pƙed rokem +133

      from my perspective, Amber gave a specific chain of events in her testimony videos and the "proofs" she gave them, and her lawyers are "trying" to keep her at those facts, but whenever they ask an open question, she goes on to embellish her statement, and by extension, contradict or modify her original testimony. Must be totally hellish to keep control of such a client. They are basically stuck asking leading questions when they can't...

    • @cutiesbubbles8942
      @cutiesbubbles8942 Pƙed rokem +18

      @@yochitoranaga yeah I this would also be logical. Love the perspective you put down here.

    • @rockyblak2
      @rockyblak2 Pƙed rokem

      unfortunately, i’ve seen amber turd supporters still defending her 😬
      a lot more than i expected

    • @m.helios5545
      @m.helios5545 Pƙed rokem

      Can we rename her to Amber Turd?

  • @linkinlady06
    @linkinlady06 Pƙed rokem +2066

    2:26 the girls facepalming in the background tells you exactly that you need to know about this trial đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @PJAndersson733
      @PJAndersson733 Pƙed rokem +57

      Let’s hope they can truly see the BS from Heard team that we can all see. Johnny deserves to get his life back.

    • @linkinlady06
      @linkinlady06 Pƙed rokem +7

      @@PJAndersson733 Completely agree!

    • @LogicAndCompassion
      @LogicAndCompassion Pƙed rokem +29

      Its been forever since i laughed this hard at something.
      They are even on AMBER'S side, and they are facepalming her lawyers. Lol.

    • @HaLLiEB85
      @HaLLiEB85 Pƙed rokem +9

      My rbf / laughs wouldnt have been contained at that moment . I wouldve been like df and started laughing immediately

    • @annabelliee08
      @annabelliee08 Pƙed rokem +1

      AHAHWHW

  • @comicsans7437
    @comicsans7437 Pƙed rokem +155

    I died at "Best IF luck" đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
    2:55

  • @Blackpearl-go7yq
    @Blackpearl-go7yq Pƙed rokem +78

    0:45 Jhonny saying bless you to the random person that sneezed was so wholesome lmao

    • @kittyaya3425
      @kittyaya3425 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci

      That is how you know he is good

  • @itskinaraaa
    @itskinaraaa Pƙed rokem +11528

    She gonna ask him how he fluffs his pillows next? Or if he fluffs them at all?💀💀💀

    • @kiwie1991
      @kiwie1991 Pƙed rokem +93

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @c00l8id
      @c00l8id Pƙed rokem +126

      at this pointtt . 😂

    • @tiko2819
      @tiko2819 Pƙed rokem +44

      Underrated comment lmfao

    • @misfitbrit1989
      @misfitbrit1989 Pƙed rokem +119

      LMAO 😂😂😂 followed by "objection, hearsay!"

    • @sarahlundgren3358
      @sarahlundgren3358 Pƙed rokem +26

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł probably what TP he uses lol

  • @selinnazsur2328
    @selinnazsur2328 Pƙed rokem +3545

    This is an actual circus act oh my lord 😂 how do Johnny and people who testify for him not break down in hysteria at this

  • @RedRiotslefttoe
    @RedRiotslefttoe Pƙed rokem +278

    2:36 how the hell is his cat supposed to get on his computer and be like “let’s hack this mf” I swear Amber had to get her lawyers from the side of the road.

    • @ajaiahernandez3321
      @ajaiahernandez3321 Pƙed rokem +22

      How tf do you even think Abt saying something like this in court đŸ€Ł

    • @billiejeanandidab6924
      @billiejeanandidab6924 Pƙed rokem +10

      She got her lawyers from dollar tree or Walmart😂

    • @ShintaTakama
      @ShintaTakama Pƙed rokem +3

      How THE hell*

    • @RedRiotslefttoe
      @RedRiotslefttoe Pƙed rokem +3

      @@ShintaTakama ofc the one that gotta correct💀

    • @cheryllitz2579
      @cheryllitz2579 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      Cracker jack box, they were the prize 😂😂

  • @Raccon_in_ur_bins
    @Raccon_in_ur_bins Pƙed rokem +161

    "Did you hit Amber?"
    "I-"
    "OBJECTION YOUR HONOR HEARSAY. YOU USE TOILET PAPER, DID I READ THAT RIGHT? DID I R-"
    *gets yeeted out of existence*

  • @pyrokrypt3674
    @pyrokrypt3674 Pƙed rokem +3524

    How exactly did you kiss her on the cheek?
    Well you see, I moved my facial muscles into a specific position, transmitted signals from my brain to my body, tilted my head by at least one degree-

    • @ugothomas6398
      @ugothomas6398 Pƙed rokem +391

      Objection, hearsay

    • @mrflipphone438
      @mrflipphone438 Pƙed rokem +424

      “It says here you tilted your head 2 DEGREES.”

    • @denkikaminari2225
      @denkikaminari2225 Pƙed rokem +29

      😭😂

    • @artzee3230
      @artzee3230 Pƙed rokem +121

      Yes, I did indeed shoot action potentials from my central nervous system to my peripheral nervous system in which it did indeed cause the muscle fibers of my orbicularis oris muscles to slide past each other and contract so that I may pucker my lips and press my epithelial cells into her epithelial cells. Furthermore, many anthropologists agree that this action has been known to represent affection for 4000 yea-

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus Pƙed rokem +48

      @@mrflipphone438 “objection hearsay”

  • @engimoon3954
    @engimoon3954 Pƙed rokem +5232

    Sometimes i wonder why any of those questions matter to the case.
    Why does the way johnny's friend kisses a woman matter whether Depp was abusive or not?

    • @pdrey100
      @pdrey100 Pƙed rokem +670

      Elaine likes to dig with stupid questions, fishing for a slip up or inconsistency. She fails every time.

    • @AD_130
      @AD_130 Pƙed rokem +336

      I think it's because they don't have much evidence that johnny is the 'abuser' so they try to make the witnesses talk about other things like the case with Dr. Curry and the muffins but I'm not sure it's just a thought đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž

    • @BTBSOUNDS
      @BTBSOUNDS Pƙed rokem +1

      Wanna try and make the witnesses look unreliable or mess with their credibility.
      When you dont have enough evidence to prove your own stance you dont take the case typically. In case you do, your whole plan of attack is to try and poke as many holes as possible in your opponents case to attempt show that the evidence provided is unreliable or false and you wanna basically attempt to strike out as much as possible.

    • @Sun2Gway
      @Sun2Gway Pƙed rokem +143

      ​@@AD_130 ur godamn right and the funniest part is 😂 they keep failling to catch him up, Its so funny to see what people would do for money

    • @AD_130
      @AD_130 Pƙed rokem +113

      @@Sun2Gway I doubt amber gave them even much to work with so they try everything they can but the more they do the more does amber lawyers look unprofessional

  • @nyghtmare1078
    @nyghtmare1078 Pƙed rokem +160

    The fact that they’d ask Johnny a question and then interrupt before he could even answer😂 it’s so cleat who’s gonna win and everyone knows it

  • @emmasimpson1573
    @emmasimpson1573 Pƙed rokem +183

    in all seriousness, him saying bless you is a great indicator that he is kind and caring. someone who is self centered wouldn't say bless you, they probably wouldn't even have heard the person sneeze

    • @zatsunedemon7160
      @zatsunedemon7160 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +2

      Cuz they would be thinking too much about themselves to care?

    • @ccsx2228
      @ccsx2228 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +5

      @@zatsunedemon7160yeah self absorbed people/narcissists literally live in their own world

    • @zatsunedemon7160
      @zatsunedemon7160 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +5

      @@ccsx2228 yeah that’s basically what narcissism is everything’s all about them and no one else but them

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

      @@ccsx2228 First, I don't like the extremely social nature of this saying, and 2nd - that it has religious roots.

  • @aoifex4748
    @aoifex4748 Pƙed rokem +831

    The guy just straight up laughing at amber’s lawyers sums everything up 😂

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Pƙed rokem +44

      Him: Im SO sorry
      Narrator: He was, in fact, not sorry.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Pƙed rokem +17

      The way they kept asking him about her jewelry, I was expecting him to ask if they think he's a fashion designer or something. "Wat, do I look like I work at Tiffany's t' yoo?"

    • @DyanLucas
      @DyanLucas Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +2

      700th like

  • @goonster2072
    @goonster2072 Pƙed rokem +1804

    The more I watch of their case, the more I feel like Johnny I just a normal human, like most celebrities feel so out of touch, but seeing this makes Johnny idk reachable. I love this guy, he is so cool

    • @hellsbells5389
      @hellsbells5389 Pƙed rokem +50

      He is a national treasure
streaming all his movies! This back fired hard on me turd lol

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 Pƙed rokem

      How can u not love this man? He's so above her that he makes her look like dog shit on the bottom of a shoe!

    • @noticeme6412
      @noticeme6412 Pƙed rokem +29

      i feel like Depp is more relatable than a lot of other celebrities.

    • @parknasty9400
      @parknasty9400 Pƙed rokem +14

      He’s a man who found peace, and now Ms Turd is trying take that away but that won’t happen! He’s calm and composed, just an older gentleman trying to enjoy his life to the fullest. đŸ’Ș

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Pƙed rokem

      He was friends with Hunter S Thompson, and Hunter S Thompson may have hung out with a load of freaks, but he did not hang out with people who weren't "real." If Hunter S Thompson liked you, you probably have a solid, moral core deep down. And several drug habits.

  • @PompeyGirl747
    @PompeyGirl747 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +24

    Watching these clips over a year later and they still make me laugh 😂 comedy gold

  • @raver377
    @raver377 Pƙed rokem +16

    2:58 if ONLY he had asked "did i read that correct?"
    johnny: "for once, you did not"

  • @kwosaaant
    @kwosaaant Pƙed rokem +911

    the " best IF luck" is what get me, i repeated it so many times I cant hahahahaha

    • @camilasuemi6850
      @camilasuemi6850 Pƙed rokem +12

      For me was
      JD: again...
      Attorney đŸ€Ą: K.
      JD: *annoyed* 😅

    • @heatwave8238
      @heatwave8238 Pƙed rokem +12

      i kept repeating
      "again do you know if she was wearing any anima cream"
      "starts laughing"

    • @camilasuemi6850
      @camilasuemi6850 Pƙed rokem +4

      This video have so many gems. It's not a long video, but I bet I was watching it for 10 minutes instead of 5

    • @ezxero6278
      @ezxero6278 Pƙed rokem +2

      Objection your honor hearsay

  • @aquarius1012
    @aquarius1012 Pƙed rokem +5781

    I am a law student. We all know how difficult the field of law is, pair with that my impostor syndrome, the anxiety eats me up at nights. I get incredibly worried about my future and my credibility as a law student and as a future lawyer. Constantly submerging myself into a plethora of questions like if I will ever make it as a lawyer or not? If I will ever be good enough? And you know what soothes me? Amber's Legal Team
    *Y'ALL STOP MAKING ME GUSH OVER HOW SUPPORTIVE ALL OF YOU ARE :'))*
    *I did not know this had 5.3K likes*

    • @farooha.s8411
      @farooha.s8411 Pƙed rokem +360

      This is so funny 😭😭😭 try not to be like them. And good luck

    • @aquarius1012
      @aquarius1012 Pƙed rokem +259

      @@farooha.s8411 oh that is for certain. The broadcasts of this case is something every student should be made to watch as a _Not To Do_ video. Jesus who the fuck speaks like that? BITCH HOW DO YOU HEARSAY YOUR OWN QUESTION? How asinine of a grotesque professional do you have to be for a judge to point out your mistake? I am not the best but sure as hell not them. Also, thank you so much, hon :''))

    • @Reese493
      @Reese493 Pƙed rokem +101

      @@aquarius1012 đŸ€ŁđŸ€Łwhen I first heard him object his own question, I was baffled, but then I figured it could be a common occurrence I mean I've never been to a trial. Now that your confirming it's not, this is just sad. Their careers are over cze every person with internet access can literally just look em up playing a fool

    • @aquarius1012
      @aquarius1012 Pƙed rokem +68

      @@Reese493 okay I will tell you what hearsay is. So hearsay occurs when a person in court quotes another person who is not in the court. That certainly did not happen, at all

    • @rosieecavazos
      @rosieecavazos Pƙed rokem +38

      Good Luck!! But follow that legal team to know what NOT to do
 just saying!! LOL!!

  • @cw6621
    @cw6621 Pƙed rokem +21

    The first 30 second transcript had me rolling!
    Also, it's a southern thing to bless people when they sneeze. We will NOT miss it. As evidenced when Johnny blessed the sneeze in between answering. Its important southern soul work.

  • @cabg7
    @cabg7 Pƙed rokem +23

    4:47
    the way this guy just starts laughing 💀

    • @michellejones-kf4mt
      @michellejones-kf4mt Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

      Can we blame him, he couldn't hold it any longer I'm surprise the whole court was able to hold their laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aoifex4748
    @aoifex4748 Pƙed rokem +931

    The lawyer asking ‘Did I read that right?’ And Johnny warmly telling him he did reminds me of pre school children asking their teacher if they did something right and being told yesđŸ€Ł

    • @prabhhlenkaur157
      @prabhhlenkaur157 Pƙed rokem +1

      Totally. I got the feeling that many ants were trying to climb a mountain high in clouds...#GentlemanJohnnyDepp đŸ˜Žâœ‹â™„ïžâ™„ïžâ™„ïžâ™„ïž

    • @sophiakumar1399
      @sophiakumar1399 Pƙed rokem +8

      the one time he didn't read it right tho...

    • @darlenebuck7825
      @darlenebuck7825 Pƙed rokem +3

      "Did I read that right?' Rottenborn said it three times and objected to his own question reminds me from "Liar liar" I OBJECT YOUR HONOR"- Fletcher to the judge Judge to fletcher" to yourself?"

  • @icutmylip8210
    @icutmylip8210 Pƙed rokem +329

    That last witness CRACKS me up, the man is so confused by and done with amber's legal team it's hilarious to watch 😭

  • @dusajovanovic6499
    @dusajovanovic6499 Pƙed rokem +49

    2:10 every time he says that I die laughing more and more 😂

  • @sava1606
    @sava1606 Pƙed rokem +12

    The speed with which the "Bless you" came out tells that Johnny has a pure heart!!

  • @isaiahwilhelm3109
    @isaiahwilhelm3109 Pƙed rokem +528

    I loved how someone sneezed and he stopped to say "Bless you." Such an awesome guy!

  • @Deviant_Muffin
    @Deviant_Muffin Pƙed rokem +160

    *Someone in the court sneezes*
    Johnny: "Bless you."
    Come on. Johnny is a sweetheart.

  • @lisalegato0109
    @lisalegato0109 Pƙed rokem +35

    To this day, that lawyer is still wondering if he read that right.

  • @FusionXIII
    @FusionXIII Pƙed rokem +19

    MAN LITERALLY STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE TO SAY "BLESS YOU" HOW IS HE BEING ACCUSED OF THIS

  • @jonathanscores6478
    @jonathanscores6478 Pƙed rokem +374

    These moments just straight up make my day

  • @nolebrad1
    @nolebrad1 Pƙed rokem +64

    “I- I’m not understanding
 anything you just did”
    Me during the entire case

  • @lunar-rose8355
    @lunar-rose8355 Pƙed rokem +14

    Judge: "best of luck-"
    Johnny: "Best _if_ luck"
    Judge: "Thank you for the correction...😑"
    Johnny: "You're welcome."

  • @justhere856
    @justhere856 Pƙed rokem +36

    4:35 that poor guy is obviously lost. Who the heck asks whether he kissed her hard or soft and expect him to remember what she was wearing underneath? I mean, am I the only one who thinks the guy is probably thinking choice words to say to the cross-examiner, lol 😂

    • @pianorachel6167
      @pianorachel6167 Pƙed rokem +1

      Why would a guy look to what Amber was wearing UNDER?!! That's what perverts do and you could dang well tell he wasn't gonna go just walking over to Amber and check what she's wearing under her coat. What in the f***?!!

  • @SoWhat007
    @SoWhat007 Pƙed rokem +118

    I can't stop re-watching 4:23 with the error boxes and 4:49 when Johnny's friend busts out laughing. I can't. đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @Tinadoll95
      @Tinadoll95 Pƙed rokem +9

      That was the bestđŸ€Ł

  • @of_oniichan7755
    @of_oniichan7755 Pƙed rokem +205

    Imagine being blessed by Johnny Depp ✝

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 Pƙed rokem

      Ive seen the faces on ppl that were able to touch his hand as he's leaving court! The look can only b described as ecstatic! Ppl adore this man & i don't think ms turd had any inkling of just how much he is beloved & how much shit she would b bringing down on herself when she opted to drag him thru the mud! Don't u know that she wishes she had never started this? Unless she's totally brain dead she has to b understanding by now just how egregious an act this was on her part to belittle, shame, & destroy his re! I've never seen anything backfire in someone's face like this horrible act has blown up in her face! She will NEVER EVER live this down! & rightfully so! She has ended any opportunity she ever had (shitty actor that she is), to have a career in Hollywood! 😂! I can't wait to see her act in B grade horror films in the future! Not that i would watch them but just knowing she's castigated to such demeaning roles will b utterly, deliciously satisfying!

    • @atonement7232
      @atonement7232 Pƙed rokem +1

      Lolll😂😂😂

  • @dakizo2381
    @dakizo2381 Pƙed rokem +17

    2:20 got me ngl xD

  • @aurysa5912
    @aurysa5912 Pƙed rokem +18

    “slayed that” “you so did” don’t tell me i’m the only one who laughed💀💀

  • @ginaswellnessdiaries7491
    @ginaswellnessdiaries7491 Pƙed rokem +52

    I love it when he starts cracking up because of the damn Cream đŸ€Ł

    • @Kayzz
      @Kayzz Pƙed rokem +9

      sameeeeee, rewatched it like 20 times, shit has me fucking rollinggggggg

    • @JIKitty
      @JIKitty Pƙed rokem +9

      Honestly, how is he supposed to know whether amber was wearing a certain cream that day. It's ridiculous.

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie Pƙed rokem

      @@JIKitty it is arnica cream, not amica.

    • @JIKitty
      @JIKitty Pƙed rokem +1

      @@lolerie What has that to do with my comment? I wasn't using neither of the words.

  • @GodlikeIridium
    @GodlikeIridium Pƙed rokem +451

    On the Urban dictionary:
    "Amica Cream
    A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team."
    Amazing stuff. Not to confuse with Arnica cream. That's poor people stuff the evil certain aquaman starlet doesn't use. 😂

    • @phoenixrising2671
      @phoenixrising2671 Pƙed rokem +32

      I thought you were joking so I had to look. So funny. I wonder if the Turd Herd knows they look foolish. LMAO

    • @barbara75214
      @barbara75214 Pƙed rokem +28

      I wonder if the makers of ARNICA cream will run an ad saying "Arnica... its ARNICA people!"

    • @phoenixrising2671
      @phoenixrising2671 Pƙed rokem +15

      @@barbara75214 and Johnny should be in that campaign ad. Lol Maybe Milani cosmetics would hire him too.

    • @thealivec4t
      @thealivec4t Pƙed rokem +12

      @@barbara75214 I’ve been sitting here yelling arnica every time I see that clip lmao. Just goes to show that Amber has never actually used it and they’ve all only seen the word on paper hahaha

    • @mamazalama
      @mamazalama Pƙed rokem

      @@thealivec4t I totally hear ya, I am doing the same: it's A R N I C A, with an "R", no "M" in ARNICA!!!

  • @BlinkinFirefly
    @BlinkinFirefly Pƙed rokem +88

    "Was she wearing any amica cream?"
    wtf
    This trial was intended to be a joke right?
    It has to be...like. It has to be.
    This must be what people with too much money and too much fame do for shits and giggles

    • @CxsmicRxse
      @CxsmicRxse Pƙed rokem +2

      It's no a joke. Amber Heard us just a horrible person

    • @kitsunecorgii
      @kitsunecorgii Pƙed rokem +3

      Btw they tought it was aMica cream but it was actually aRNica cream XD

    • @crazycrafts5945
      @crazycrafts5945 Pƙed rokem

      @@kitsunecorgii woow m vs rn

  • @nadiaasif6887
    @nadiaasif6887 Pƙed rokem +4

    that bless you was so freaking pure hearted

  • @imbored7670
    @imbored7670 Pƙed rokem +41

    HAHAHAHAHA 4:00 WHAT IN THE IS SHE DOING HAHAHA

  • @CaNew07
    @CaNew07 Pƙed rokem +100

    1:38 OMFG I WAS WATCHING THIS WITH MY PARENTS 💀

    • @Jukedoo
      @Jukedoo  Pƙed rokem +28

      OH GOD 💀💀💀

    • @quit328
      @quit328 Pƙed rokem +2

      💀

    • @death_m3t4l_octopus
      @death_m3t4l_octopus Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

      💀💀💀

    • @73zeus
      @73zeus Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

      💀💀💀💀

  • @user-iq5nz9cv2e
    @user-iq5nz9cv2e Pƙed rokem +5

    OMGGGG I AM SO HAPPY HE WON THIS CASE!!!

  • @izaboo
    @izaboo Pƙed rokem +4

    imagine johnny depp blessing you before continuing his sentence

  • @fefesclothingboutique7419
    @fefesclothingboutique7419 Pƙed rokem +47

    Johnny : “I look so good walking in here” Ben:u did”. Johnny: slayed that đŸ˜čBen: u so did

  • @dome4205
    @dome4205 Pƙed rokem +23

    The guy in the end laughing his @$$ off got me dying over here

  • @winternighttx
    @winternighttx Pƙed rokem +12

    4:05 same bro you ain't the only one 💀

  • @beckybates4332
    @beckybates4332 Pƙed rokem +4

    I love the guy with the beard” I’m not Europium I’m from Brooklyn” ..!

  • @beyourself1570
    @beyourself1570 Pƙed rokem +27

    4:57 Not sorry at all😭

  • @sunb5738
    @sunb5738 Pƙed rokem +29

    4:15 LMAO as a French it happens all the time, in some place they start with the left cheek and others the right and it's never a biggie like lol

  • @MusedDiaries
    @MusedDiaries Pƙed rokem +9

    1:07 I thought this was edited in, but it’s Johnny actually laughing 😂

  • @cc2016
    @cc2016 Pƙed rokem +8

    It's like they took Captain Jack Sparrow to court 😆gotta love this man..

  • @heatherwinser66
    @heatherwinser66 Pƙed rokem +96

    I bet this is the most he’s ever laughed in 10 years knowing that evil 👿 woman.

  • @ThisIsMetalHeart
    @ThisIsMetalHeart Pƙed rokem +28

    1:03 *pushes invisible hair to back of ear*

  • @parkarmygirl
    @parkarmygirl Pƙed rokem +24

    1:40
    I was controlling my laugh so hard and currently it's 11 in the night and I burst out laughing 😃
    Good thing it wasn't that loud

  • @chaiskool
    @chaiskool Pƙed rokem +7

    0:38 “let’s hope so” BAHAHAHA

  • @neverdunn7678
    @neverdunn7678 Pƙed rokem +208

    I had been going through some depression but watching this trial has brought me to tears of laughter and peeing my pants đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
    Thanks for the likes đŸ„°

    • @Luv.Miah05
      @Luv.Miah05 Pƙed rokem +2

      Same 😭😭😭

    • @ninebee8005
      @ninebee8005 Pƙed rokem +8

      hope you all get better

    • @user-xo9ov4gl7q
      @user-xo9ov4gl7q Pƙed rokem +1

      I too, hope you feel better friend! :]]

    • @lune.bleue4
      @lune.bleue4 Pƙed rokem +1

      I hope you will get better !

    • @nameunknown5106
      @nameunknown5106 Pƙed rokem +2

      I know things will get better. I don't need to know you to believe in you my friend :)

  • @1ns4nt1y
    @1ns4nt1y Pƙed rokem +17

    0:24 "good day to win the case
    "U bet"
    WHEEZEEE

  • @FasUnknown
    @FasUnknown Pƙed rokem +4

    Legends has it
    That loyal still doesn't know if he read that right

  • @rachaelelkins
    @rachaelelkins Pƙed rokem +10

    The moment they made him read that text "Is the slippery Goose I donated my juice to for a while staying there?" is the best moment in court history.

  • @embercarrot
    @embercarrot Pƙed rokem +17

    “I’m not European. In from Brooklyn” we can tell sir. We can tell

  • @CR7suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7
    @CR7suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7 Pƙed rokem +57

    4:48 had me crying 😭😭😭😭

  • @adude4491
    @adude4491 Pƙed rokem +3

    The Amica cream response was truly legendary.
    If save the Best for last was ever something, it was that.
    Made my whole week

  • @methuselahh_
    @methuselahh_ Pƙed rokem +8

    2:41 someone needs to edit the pirates music into this clip lmaoo

  • @noldizzyx8557
    @noldizzyx8557 Pƙed rokem +19

    That laugh was just pure embodyment of the sentence " And you are supposed to be a lawyer "

  • @anthr0pomorph1c32
    @anthr0pomorph1c32 Pƙed rokem +28

    At 1:28 Johnny Depp just sounds so surprised

  • @oopariyt
    @oopariyt Pƙed rokem +3

    johnny depp is such a mood lmaooo.

  • @hufsa7197
    @hufsa7197 Pƙed rokem +3

    I love Johnny more now...This is priceless! And where did Amber get these lawyers? đŸ€Ł

  • @terrycarr4089
    @terrycarr4089 Pƙed rokem +17

    The sneeze set up was brilliant what a gentleman 😆

  • @emiliopradillo
    @emiliopradillo Pƙed rokem +52

    You got to love Johnny man and his people are something else.

  • @rainbowcake8650
    @rainbowcake8650 Pƙed rokem +2

    I feel like the judge was just having fun with this lol

  • @kaiwoo4523
    @kaiwoo4523 Pƙed rokem +6

    I just love his chaos like, his face when he's just done with it all tells you: I could be doing almost anything right now, even drinking a smoothie and it would be better than this bs nonsense. Also the "You did" when asked if that was him, was so sarcastic: "Well I hope you can read" was the message from those two words. 😂

  • @taylorb2754
    @taylorb2754 Pƙed rokem +6

    Omg the subtitles of Ben and Depp talking before the trial started killed me 😂😂😂 “I slayed it”

  • @kris.007
    @kris.007 Pƙed rokem +31

    "I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so that he would.... stop talking so much." JD 2022
    This court case is giving us prime JD humorous moments and also AH will finally get the reputation she deserves.
    Edit: additional JD txt "Leave me fuckin' be Officer square head..."

  • @supzxch
    @supzxch Pƙed rokem +4

    I lost it at 4:21 the windows edit is what got me😭💀

  • @turtlemaster2957
    @turtlemaster2957 Pƙed rokem +7

    I swear next she asked if he had her social security number, credit card information, address and what she did on June 6th 1992 at exactly 4:38 in the afternoon

  • @lacesmitt8307
    @lacesmitt8307 Pƙed rokem +15

    Lawyer: Asks question
    Johnny: Takes breath...
    Lawyer: objection.
    ...

  • @bandgeekforlife406
    @bandgeekforlife406 Pƙed rokem +8

    I love that Johnny paused in the middle of his testimony to bless whomever sneezed.

  • @dhairyaparmaker3987
    @dhairyaparmaker3987 Pƙed rokem +3

    I love how he greeted his fan letters he won my heartđŸ˜­â€

  • @luce15.
    @luce15. Pƙed rokem +7

    I love that they can make a bad situation a tiny bit more bearable 😂

  • @joshsilva4953
    @joshsilva4953 Pƙed rokem +36

    Hahahaha this should be on judge Judy.

  • @alyssa-kv5kt
    @alyssa-kv5kt Pƙed rokem +26

    0:29 + IM GONNA CRY

  • @ilxvlyla
    @ilxvlyla Pƙed rokem +4

    Love for Johnny depp💙
    This was funny, good job😂

  • @emilymondragon8948
    @emilymondragon8948 Pƙed rokem +22

    Johnny is literally just a person, like a chill person, not putting on a show and shit like A(ss)H(ole)

  • @sandraelisaruggini7393
    @sandraelisaruggini7393 Pƙed rokem +29

    04:20 đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

  • @nosleeplad
    @nosleeplad Pƙed rokem +11

    4:47 love this question and his reaction also missed spelled “wether” 😂

  • @ng3_o893
    @ng3_o893 Pƙed rokem +7

    I love how amber is just fake crying and he's just laughing and smiling😂😎

  • @platinumart8901
    @platinumart8901 Pƙed rokem +2

    Lawyer : did I read that right?
    Johnny : I am not your teacher at the end.

  • @mindstormzhub
    @mindstormzhub Pƙed rokem +17

    What a freaking JOKE Amber’s lawyers are
 GOOD LUCK TO ANY OF THEM TRYING TO GET A GIG AFTER THIS DISASTER!!! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜­đŸ’€

  • @matthewprice8239
    @matthewprice8239 Pƙed rokem +3

    I was dead when he said bless you😭😭

  • @Missstrish
    @Missstrish Pƙed rokem +2

    I just found your videos last night and I can’t stop. It’s like watching a comedy show.

  • @TristenJen
    @TristenJen Pƙed rokem +13

    It's so clear you can tell he feels the love from all of us. Well all of the people that are at the courthouse. His face just so shows so much happiness. Like yes these people actually believe me. Thank god. I love it