Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court💅😜( part 5 )

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  • @Jennifer-ih4de
    @Jennifer-ih4de Před rokem +5130

    Johnny’s lawyer putting on his glasses to look at Johnny’s sticky note drawing and the nod of approval😭 the wholesomeness i Cant 😭❤️

  • @Brucifer2
    @Brucifer2 Před rokem +6243

    I love how Johnny enjoys saying Rottenborn's name. Theres nothing more insulting than using someone's name as an insult... especially since his last name is literally an insult.

  • @MissChangeALot
    @MissChangeALot Před rokem +2782

    “This is hearsay, isn’t it? Your favorite word?” I’m crying 😭 this guy is literally taking this situation so well 💕

    • @HowdyItsAzzy
      @HowdyItsAzzy Před rokem +23

      Sorry to be that person but-
      your*

    • @musiccer7446
      @musiccer7446 Před rokem +41

      He isn’t. Humour is a coping mechanism. He probably won’t trust women in relationships for a long time. He will always have that thought that he might sit in court the next day

    • @arshdeepsingh5351
      @arshdeepsingh5351 Před rokem +1

      @@HowdyItsAzzy Lol

    • @Tayyrr
      @Tayyrr Před rokem +2

      @@musiccer7446 I-

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. Před rokem +5

      6:39
      … “hearsay papers”

  • @maxmayfield4214
    @maxmayfield4214 Před rokem +563

    Love how Amber is actually taking this “seriously” while Johnny is drawing during them talking 😂

    • @milacruz3970
      @milacruz3970 Před 5 měsíci +14

      She was writting invisible notes the whole trial

  • @gingershit6994
    @gingershit6994 Před rokem +11788

    I melt everytime I see Ben putting on his glasses to see Johnny's drawing, like these are two very grown up men in COURT there's no reason for them to be this pure TvT

    • @Chris_Of_Abyss
      @Chris_Of_Abyss Před rokem

      Right?!?! A couple of overgrown toddlers in suits fighting cranky Turd lady

    • @LogicAndCompassion
      @LogicAndCompassion Před rokem +665

      Its freaking adorable, not gunna lie. Lol.
      I bet Johnny is a super fun dude to hangout or party with... well until he passes out... but up until then, its probably a hoot.

    • @raven1653
      @raven1653 Před rokem +187

      It's so cute

    • @mariavlachodimou3771
      @mariavlachodimou3771 Před rokem +61

      Isn't it disrespectful to the court though??

    • @henryl3617
      @henryl3617 Před rokem +263

      @@mariavlachodimou3771 Possibly, but they are trying to cope with it the best they can.

  • @Chris_Of_Abyss
    @Chris_Of_Abyss Před rokem +7719

    I loved how Johnny Depp made a sticky note drawing and showed his lawyer. Lawyer looked so proud of his goofy client during this hard and serious time. I swear this dude deserves to win for his innocence alone

    • @accioysa
      @accioysa Před rokem +52

      I know right?

    • @mariavlachodimou3771
      @mariavlachodimou3771 Před rokem +3

      Innocence? He will win because he has money,fame amd security guards that protected him...

    • @buldosar
      @buldosar Před rokem +202

      @@mariavlachodimou3771 bruh

    • @Yuki667Neko
      @Yuki667Neko Před rokem +255

      @@mariavlachodimou3771 he will win bc the truth will show that SHE is the abuser in this case. And it will bring hope to other victims male and female to speak out 🙏

    • @senoritaamethyst1923
      @senoritaamethyst1923 Před rokem +52

      @@mariavlachodimou3771 you mean,justice is for sale in America!?

  • @megansmith9045
    @megansmith9045 Před rokem +1180

    I’m sorry, she has a child? That poor baby. Not all people deserve children.

    • @queeenie
      @queeenie Před rokem +97

      Hopefully she treats the baby a lot better than this

    • @kariallen6601
      @kariallen6601 Před rokem +11

      @@queeenie that's the first thing I said

    • @perhapswelivedalonglife8966
      @perhapswelivedalonglife8966 Před rokem +81

      As someone with a parent who is more or less like amber I sure hope as fuck that baby gets taken away from her to a safer place

    • @MoonWithMe288
      @MoonWithMe288 Před rokem +5

      Exactly!

    • @sxnfkour
      @sxnfkour Před rokem +3

      @@perhapswelivedalonglife8966 same

  • @ghost_.gamer.
    @ghost_.gamer. Před rokem +665

    Amber Heard's fake cry face is literally me when i take a bite out of a lemon.

    • @dude4809
      @dude4809 Před rokem +7

      Yes

    • @qwertyuiop-bh7fk
      @qwertyuiop-bh7fk Před rokem +11

      Omg I'm wheezing rn 😂

    • @lex0h2
      @lex0h2 Před rokem +6

      or ice cream

    • @ghost_.gamer.
      @ghost_.gamer. Před rokem +9

      @@lex0h2 like very cold ice cream to the point where it sort of hurts your teeth.

    • @lex0h2
      @lex0h2 Před rokem +3

      @@ghost_.gamer. anything cold can hurt my teeth

  • @MalaikaCutii
    @MalaikaCutii Před rokem +2427

    "Maybe they're hearsay papers"
    Bro I'm crying 😂

  • @thealivec4t
    @thealivec4t Před rokem +5538

    Anyone else heavily relate to how Johnny copes with trauma via comedy?

  • @notAim_
    @notAim_ Před rokem +45

    It is almost like Johnny is teaching Mr.Rottenborn to read. “Did I read that right?” “Yes, you read that very good.” XD

  • @definitelyahuman736
    @definitelyahuman736 Před rokem +126

    5:29 They objected the chair sqeaking. Like what did the chair do?
    1 Like = 1 Justice petition for the chair

    • @raindeer9787
      @raindeer9787 Před měsícem +1

      The chair squeak is from the lawyer standing up to object the question by the lawyer by the podium, not them objecting a random chair squeak lol

  • @antagonizingprotagonist8721
    @antagonizingprotagonist8721 Před rokem +1978

    Fun fact: it is common for liars to point out little details that have absolutely no significance. The carpet rant and "My dog stepped on a bee" Are perfect examples of this

    • @PdPiper-wn2nb
      @PdPiper-wn2nb Před rokem +71

      Why is no one talking about the fact that SHE HAS A DOG? I hope he's doing great

    • @GiyuuTomioka25
      @GiyuuTomioka25 Před rokem +53

      @@PdPiper-wn2nb well, certainly not..
      Bc he's with Amber Turd :'/

    • @togaloverxoxo6423
      @togaloverxoxo6423 Před rokem +4

      @@GiyuuTomioka25 😂😂 this literally made my day, thx for that😂

    • @GiyuuTomioka25
      @GiyuuTomioka25 Před rokem +3

      @@togaloverxoxo6423 haha you're welcome😂🤙🏻

    • @zenerobloodaxe
      @zenerobloodaxe Před rokem +12

      My mom is stuck in a tree

  • @chidoscorner
    @chidoscorner Před rokem +3167

    My favorite part is "is that the signature I signed three time already?"

  • @MyLove-uj8zi
    @MyLove-uj8zi Před rokem +90

    I am so sad there will be no more Jack Sparrow. But, Disney doesn't deserve to have access to this great actor. He has amazing talent .

  • @florencefriendsfamily4990

    “No I’m not European” 🥹
    “Was she wearing any amica cream?”
    “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” *wheezing in pain
    IMMACULATE ✨✨✨

  • @WaryJester
    @WaryJester Před rokem +2701

    I think Johnny's personality falls somewhere between the purity of Edward Scissorhands and the absolute chill and charm of Captain Jack Sparrow. And Im living for it.

    • @OverTheDay
      @OverTheDay Před rokem +13

      no he is a normal human being completely seperated from the roles he play please go outside

    • @WaryJester
      @WaryJester Před rokem +143

      @@OverTheDay "Johnny is a person, he doesn't have a sweet and charming personality"
      That's you. That's what you sound like. You realize characters are given qualities that ACTUAL people have, right?

    • @maxgoldfield7790
      @maxgoldfield7790 Před rokem +72

      @@OverTheDay Calm down child. Who hurt you?

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo Před rokem +60

      @@OverTheDay bruh chill they're literally complimenting him:/

    • @snowypixa
      @snowypixa Před rokem +48

      @@OverTheDay damn, who pulled an amber heard in your cereal?

  • @sabrinahayes4336
    @sabrinahayes4336 Před rokem +3439

    I was never into Johnny Depp.But watching him during this court case.He is a character.I love him.🤣

    • @lalunacee9168
      @lalunacee9168 Před rokem +50

      This. I've binged watched his films. Wondering why I never really checked them out before. 💛

    • @alfieblaadedwatkins8386
      @alfieblaadedwatkins8386 Před rokem +3

      @@lalunacee9168 all the poftc series.is on disney+ (pirates of the Caribbean )

    • @_loveu_4321
      @_loveu_4321 Před rokem +12

      i liked his movies but I was never like into him I wasnt a fan but now I love him

    • @JoonieGurly
      @JoonieGurly Před rokem +5

      Omg same

    • @andrewgilliam3891
      @andrewgilliam3891 Před rokem +2

      I have ALWAYS loved him!! 🥰😍
      I honestly just thought everyone else did too, I guess?! 🤷🏻‍♀️😩😂😂

  • @zacharysproull3060
    @zacharysproull3060 Před rokem +92

    I love how Johnny still has his sense of humor during his court hearings. I just think it's funny how he says hearsay and Amber's later says it right after him.

  • @kerbethegodkiller2914
    @kerbethegodkiller2914 Před rokem +53

    It's still really funny to me how they took JD's joke about the million alpacas as a serious statement

  • @randominternetguy3537
    @randominternetguy3537 Před rokem +572

    Bro, even in sexting, he still says he doesn't wanna cause her injury. That's so fucking funny.

    • @candycanes7581
      @candycanes7581 Před rokem +62

      Fucking amazing
      So accurate… my god, this is a joke.
      How is Johnny and his team not laughing hysterically thru this whole case!

    • @origamikiddo2625
      @origamikiddo2625 Před 10 měsíci +4

      So funny that the lawyer is teasing the text like oh man, we got him with this evil text! While all of us are like...um...😏

  • @glisteninglagoon1947
    @glisteninglagoon1947 Před rokem +1170

    I love all those time when the guy is like “Did I read that right?“ and then Johnny’s like “You certainly read that very well”

    • @mddbassist2426
      @mddbassist2426 Před rokem +56

      I half waited for JD to say “good boy, I’m so proud of you” XD

    • @hunter49ish
      @hunter49ish Před rokem

      @@mddbassist2426 🤣🤣

    • @Rosedrawsandsings
      @Rosedrawsandsings Před rokem +9

      I was waiting for Johnny to say "yes sir you can read " 🤣

    • @janaabreu
      @janaabreu Před rokem +7

      And when he said "Those are the same documents I signed 3 times before?" LOL

    • @kinzbau9988
      @kinzbau9988 Před rokem

      lol

  • @wingidon
    @wingidon Před rokem +31

    3:10 mans really just objected to the chair squeaking

  • @LordGreasefire
    @LordGreasefire Před rokem +111

    Remember, this woman is an ACTRESS. SHE HAS BEEN PAID TO ACT IN MOVIES.
    AND SHE IS THIS BAD AT FAKING EMOTION.

  • @lovisericachii4503
    @lovisericachii4503 Před rokem +463

    Rotten: I'm trying to not waste the court's time here
    Also rotten: Tis your signature correct? x4

  • @cootachoo
    @cootachoo Před rokem +1239

    She really posed for the camera.
    Girl, bye 🤣
    Also, I love how JD's team is all organized and sitting together like a group of best friends that still study hard in class. And AH's team is all discombobulated, papers scattered everywhere, the C-average students. It reminds me of the butt-out cigarettes episode from South Park 🤣

    • @origamiman7891
      @origamiman7891 Před rokem +58

      Hey, don’t insult us C-average students like that!

    • @cootachoo
      @cootachoo Před rokem +36

      @@origamiman7891 lol im sorry, I really didn't mean to insult. To be fair though, I was a C-average student myself xD

    • @potatopower3015
      @potatopower3015 Před rokem +16

      @@cootachoo I feel like the insult was being compared to the AH team 😂

    • @cootachoo
      @cootachoo Před rokem +15

      @@potatopower3015 yeah I know. That's why I threw myself in there as well lol. Don't take it personally, that wasn't the point of my comment.
      It could be a lot worse, you could be one of AH'S team or even worse, her.
      Everyone and everything is better than those people. Even the garbage in my trashcan ✌️

    • @potatopower3015
      @potatopower3015 Před rokem +7

      @@cootachoo oops, my bad then! I’m very oblivious when it comes to jokes :p

  • @eucatstrophe5734
    @eucatstrophe5734 Před rokem +88

    I love how Amber creates whole stories in court and no one believes her, whilst Johnny is sitting there saying a single word And we’ll all believe him 😂 We seriously just need justice for Johnny at this point- Ambers Lies are getting boring!

  • @lemoonleeme2235
    @lemoonleeme2235 Před rokem +26

    We can all agree that Johnny is obviously innocent he’s awesome

  • @tobycooper1041
    @tobycooper1041 Před rokem +1415

    "Slaps me across the face.. I TURN to look at him." That part has me dying... so the back of your head is now asking him this bs?

    • @michelleb7399
      @michelleb7399 Před rokem +94

      My mom was pretty violent against me. I remember one particular time when I was a teen she slapped me hard across the face and I turned to look at her… that’s how I would describe it. We were face-to-face yet when she slapped me, it caused my face to turn toward the right (she would slap me on the left cheek with her right hand). When you are slapped hard on the cheek or somewhere on the side of the face, the momentum causes your face to turn. So, to confront your attacker you need to turn your face back toward front.
      As much as I think AH is a horrible vindictive, manipulative person, I have to say that this is a plausible reaction to being slapped when being directly in front of someone, facing them.

    • @phoenixdarkmoon8040
      @phoenixdarkmoon8040 Před rokem +34

      She has a second face like the film malignant.

    • @tobycooper1041
      @tobycooper1041 Před rokem +29

      @@michelleb7399 I understand that and have had that exact situation happen with different circumstances, it was intended to be a joke.

    • @dianenoga8538
      @dianenoga8538 Před rokem +13

      It almost seems like Amber is saying this s*** on purpose

    • @spirre2780
      @spirre2780 Před rokem +24

      @@michelleb7399 I'm 100% on JD's side but you explaining this makes so much sense tbh. Well, if it weren't AH who's telling lie after lie, but whilst I still don't think JD really slapped her, the sentence she said on it's own doesn't sound that dumb anymore. I'm sorry about what you had to go trough, I truly hope you are safe & happy now 🖤

  • @Xxbladeajn88xX
    @Xxbladeajn88xX Před rokem +842

    You missed the portion where Johnny says “you’d think I would know if I was throwing up in my sleep, because I’d wake up and actually see the vomit” (not exact quote). That was the biggest point he made.

    • @lunalykos213
      @lunalykos213 Před rokem +4

      Yep, I remember that

    • @ggrrwut
      @ggrrwut Před rokem +1

      @@bennypit4411 bruh man...

    • @FaerieLoki
      @FaerieLoki Před rokem +7

      @@bennypit4411 she... She saw her friends almost all the time besides when she had work

    • @TheGoodZorua
      @TheGoodZorua Před rokem +5

      @@bennypit4411 really hope that's sarcasm

    • @arrow4237
      @arrow4237 Před rokem +21

      @@bennypit4411 are u ok?? Her sister's story and her own story don't even line up with each other. Amber's testimony was a JOKE it was one lie after the other. You don't have to be a genius to realize she's lying and making up half if not all her stories. Depp is more honest and a genuine good person he would always run away from conflict, not start it. Amber called him a "baby" and said "see if anyone believes you in court" and that "you always run away".. who talks like that to their abuser? Connect the dots yourself man

  • @sarahstewart2154
    @sarahstewart2154 Před rokem +43

    I love how Jhonny is trying his best not to laugh and amber is fake crying

  • @randomchocolateenjoyer5393

    "Ur favorite word 💅" and him showing his lawyer the sticky note drawing are my favorite parts of this whole video lmao
    JD is just so pure and adorable in these moments, despite the terrible reasons why he's in this position. He's staying positive in a terrible time, and I truly admire his ability to do so

  • @ghostkidd0
    @ghostkidd0 Před rokem +317

    “my dog stepped on a bee”
    *looks like she’s gonna start fake crying all over again*

  • @randomcartoonfan8993
    @randomcartoonfan8993 Před rokem +370

    “My dog stepped on a bee..” I feel bad for the dog but.. MAN AMBER HEARDS FACE-

  • @duyphan4617
    @duyphan4617 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Johnny "bless you" is both wholesome & hilarious XD

  • @dusajovanovic6499
    @dusajovanovic6499 Před rokem +26

    5:53 How is he so funny without even trying!!! He's just a legend 👑

  • @6lilnuggets870
    @6lilnuggets870 Před rokem +342

    I love how non concerned Johnny is. When your innocent you don’t have to worry or act terribly

    • @Just_a_Piano_
      @Just_a_Piano_ Před 2 měsíci

      Well tbf in the american justice system you still have to be worried. People are falsely accused and wrongfully convicted way too often

  • @that_0ne_dumb_b-tch
    @that_0ne_dumb_b-tch Před rokem +697

    I love the fact that even in serious circumstances Johnny still is vary funny and makes jokes 😂😂😂😂

  • @kellzroberts2355
    @kellzroberts2355 Před rokem +16

    I love it that Johnny is drawing(one of his greatest passion) while having to listen to AH and her lies. Could you imagine if a guitar was allowed in court room

  • @linkfan160
    @linkfan160 Před 10 měsíci +10

    "You'd like it to be, sir. There's nothing simple about this case."
    "Isn't that hearsay? Your favourite word?"
    God I love him. So honest and refusing to put up with any of this guy's BS whatsoever.

  • @bridgettemounts3320
    @bridgettemounts3320 Před rokem +630

    He gets great joy out of saying Mr Rottenborn...I would too! Lol

    • @micheletorimaru9348
      @micheletorimaru9348 Před rokem

      Mr Rottenborn and T💩rd Face would make such a Lovely Couple. Don't you think. 😂😂😂 Bridgette mounts.

    • @thegoblinsteed3558
      @thegoblinsteed3558 Před rokem +13

      Born Rotten 🤣

  • @foxrose1392
    @foxrose1392 Před rokem +171

    “Isn’t happy hour anytime?” My favourite line from Depp 😭🙌

  • @kathryn-sanabri
    @kathryn-sanabri Před rokem +14

    8:25 that vent kinda loud😃😍

  • @Slevin_Kalevra
    @Slevin_Kalevra Před rokem +19

    That guy litterally shaking his head at the geriatric saying "doctor curry" when he is so dumb he would object to his own question is absolutely fascinating.

  • @cheekyllamacreations
    @cheekyllamacreations Před rokem +1863

    No matter how many times I watch these clips of Johnny I still rofl. He is so quick with funny responses. Love him 💕

    • @Pyllymysli
      @Pyllymysli Před rokem +18

      I like how when you just watch his testimony in full, he is quite relatable and all. You know the considerate articulation, slight stutter etc. You kinda forget he is a effing big hollywood star. Then he just starts namedropping bombs out of the blue. "Yeah I told some of my closest friends... Tim Burton." "My friend was there playing guitar, Keith Richards." Almost spat my coffee couple of times.

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 Před rokem +3

      Are you serious? What's something every abuser does to their victim... they isolate them from their circle of friends. This week several of Amber's friends testified that Johnny was isolating Amber from he friends.
      And what method was Johnny Depp using in order to isolate Amber from her friends..... That sick bastard was moving them all into his penthouses and live for free. This man is a true monster, I know this is only a civil trial but I'm 90% sure at the end of it the jury can still put him in jail for 25 to life, and they should.

    • @cheekyllamacreations
      @cheekyllamacreations Před rokem

      @@bennypit4411 WTF!! You're talking absolute shite! How is that isolating her from everyone when she was always surrounded by them???? Those freeloaders were all living in luxury at his expense next door! Countless times she said she had them around her for support (yeah that was bullshite too!). They spent most of the time WITH her drinking his alcohol, eating his food, using his drugs, using his pool, he took them all on free tropical vacations?!! The list goes on.... 🙄

    • @a_rtyom
      @a_rtyom Před rokem +10

      @@bennypit4411 they were AMBERS friends, ofc they woyld testify like that. plus, ambers own family is on Johnny's side. kate moss is coming next week to testify against amber. and if you didnt know, kate moss is JOHNNY'S EX GF.

    • @arrow4237
      @arrow4237 Před rokem

      @@bennypit4411 Look at the evidence.. Amber admitted to HITTING Johnny, and her testimony was just one lie after the other you can tell by her body language and the way she snaps when a lawyer objects in the middle of her sentences. She fake cries without shedding a single tear. Her OWN acting coach even said she has trouble shedding tears when she needs to fake cry. She is a psychopath I can't believe you think she was the one abused🤣

  • @Greek_Goth
    @Greek_Goth Před rokem +533

    I love when Johnny’s lawyer does the middle finger at amber in 1:11 🤣

    • @mario_my.world.25
      @mario_my.world.25 Před rokem +11

      same 😂

    • @averymusicalperson
      @averymusicalperson Před rokem +30

      the subtlety is astounding

    • @OreoHT
      @OreoHT Před rokem +33

      That was too good 🤣 But did she actually snort afterwards? Honestly because that shit looked too perfect. She inhaled, didn't blow mucous. That was crazy. 😳

    • @Greek_Goth
      @Greek_Goth Před rokem

      @@OreoHT 🤣

    • @edahkiah
      @edahkiah Před rokem +2

      Savage lawyer right there 😎

  • @cooperosorio6888
    @cooperosorio6888 Před rokem +7

    “No, but it looks like it would fit some cocaine.” Shit had me dead😭😭😭

  • @WPB420
    @WPB420 Před rokem +8

    I died when Johnny corrected him on the texts. He was waiting for his moment. 🤣

  • @yeppeocecille
    @yeppeocecille Před rokem +550

    this court is like an endless source of entertainment, it could easily turn into a comedy, imagine every video of this saga as a new episode in netflix 🤣🤣

    • @miamimidnight9309
      @miamimidnight9309 Před rokem +8

      Omg I would most definitely tune in😂😂😂

    • @WarSkullCodeForge
      @WarSkullCodeForge Před rokem

      But omg you are definitely tune ing in 😂 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩💩

    • @WarSkullCodeForge
      @WarSkullCodeForge Před rokem

      @@miamimidnight9309 L bozo + ratio

    • @WarSkullCodeForge
      @WarSkullCodeForge Před rokem

      @@miamimidnight9309 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @kazooflopped6359
      @kazooflopped6359 Před rokem +3

      @@WarSkullCodeForge tf did they do?

  • @qlvx9016
    @qlvx9016 Před rokem +101

    WHY IS BEN SO FUNNY EVEN HIS NATURAL REACTION SEEMS FUNNY TO ME 😭😭😭

  • @avastoocaworld
    @avastoocaworld Před rokem +10

    The fact that Johnny admits his flaws and Amber is some how flawless... the case is closed in my eyes!

  • @dusajovanovic6499
    @dusajovanovic6499 Před rokem +12

    4:51 🤣 LMAO

  • @ABC060491
    @ABC060491 Před rokem +688

    Things we learned through this trial:
    - AH's lawyers can read things right.
    - AH's lawyers are advertising for Amica cream because they know they're not getting any more work after this.
    - AH can't act, even if 50mil is on the line.

    • @LadyBug0311
      @LadyBug0311 Před rokem +44

      Actually Elaine (don't know it that's spelt right) who is also Turd's lawyer cannot read things correctly according to our lovely Dr. Curry hahahah

    • @boba_lu
      @boba_lu Před rokem +82

      Additionally, we learned that:
      - their carpet is really dirty
      - her dog stepped on a bee
      - it really was Johnny Depp's signature on the document
      - Johnny Depp poured himself a megapint of wine
      - Drinks and dinner were served when Dr. Curry had an interview with Mr. Depp's legal team 🤨 very sus if you ask AH's lawyer
      - there were mashed potatoes on the counter

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky Před rokem +34

      @@boba_lu you forgot the muffins Dr. Curry had😂

    • @boba_lu
      @boba_lu Před rokem +21

      @@TheNinjaNiky the real question here is: why did her husband buy muffins for Amber Heard 🤨🤨

    • @clairelouise4063
      @clairelouise4063 Před rokem +4

      quick question, who made all the recordings? was that amber?

  • @Rachel_Nyx
    @Rachel_Nyx Před rokem +154

    I love Johnny’s comments about the hearsay. 😭😂 “I’m learning” I died

  • @flummy1692
    @flummy1692 Před rokem +10

    The only thing going on in my mind during this case is JD going “ I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt”

  • @kimstephenson5985
    @kimstephenson5985 Před rokem +13

    2:00 I think she might need to wash the carpet if it's that dirty

  • @elizabethmarzluf1903
    @elizabethmarzluf1903 Před rokem +485

    I absolutely love when Johnny says he has uses for her throat without injury and Rotten keeps saying it when asked to repeat! So good!!!

    • @OmegaM3TE0R
      @OmegaM3TE0R Před rokem +1

      I speak English, yet again I don't understand that statement even after repeating it multiple times. Could you please help me? What does it mean?

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 Před rokem

      @@OmegaM3TE0R probably sexual stuff, I don’t know what else that could mean

    • @Marco-The-Grey
      @Marco-The-Grey Před rokem +7

      @@OmegaM3TE0R That Gawk Gawk 9000

  • @brianbardel482
    @brianbardel482 Před rokem +381

    Obviously no one is perfect, I never was a super big Depp fan, I respected him and his roles immensely especially black mass among others, but after seeing this I love the dude. He's so pure and nice I just wanna give him a hug lmao he's taking this shit with style and grace and is managing to be so loveable and funny and charismatic. I'm genuinely so happy his character assassination has almost completely died and been replaced by pure love and support in his hard times. Truly beautiful to see. I wish none of this had to happen but since it did, I'm glad it's gone this way. If amber wins we know the jury was bribed and or threatened. And or black magic was involved.

    • @a.j.9797
      @a.j.9797 Před rokem +7

      😂I completely agree Brian. I laughed out loud when you said, "and/or black magic was involved".🤣

    • @susanengel-ix8bl
      @susanengel-ix8bl Před 10 měsíci

      I can't remember the name of the movie, but he was a writer who lived in the woods, he ended up being the killer that he himself was looking for, it was awesome 😎😎👽👽

    • @Just_a_Piano_
      @Just_a_Piano_ Před 2 měsíci

      if anything this whole case just improved Depp's reputation and (rightfully so) destroyed turd's lmfao

  • @jamestudio2014
    @jamestudio2014 Před rokem +5

    Ill be honest I could watch Johnny and the others just chill casually for a whole video.

  • @isabellalickers4923
    @isabellalickers4923 Před rokem +7

    "That was the dog" 💀 0:38

  • @Zephbobeph
    @Zephbobeph Před rokem +84

    Johnny's lawer subtlety giving Amber the finger has to be one of my favorite historical moments

  • @aggv8837
    @aggv8837 Před rokem +69

    “Maybe there hearsay papers” BAHAHHAHAHA I SNORTED

  • @Omg_Stitchh2
    @Omg_Stitchh2 Před rokem +2

    I love the way johnny says " How did they know" 😂😂

  • @vaibhavimishra5845
    @vaibhavimishra5845 Před rokem +10

    Saying "I won't give you anything to argue with me yet" while he's not uttering a word or wanting to shows how her lawyer's are no less insane than her

  • @flowerpuffff
    @flowerpuffff Před rokem +312

    I can’t believe that Elaine seriously said “objection calls for speculation” on what role Johnny was going to play in Pirates 6💀 Like girl… come on😩

    • @AF3NI
      @AF3NI Před rokem +5

      Lmfao

    • @debbieclark5846
      @debbieclark5846 Před rokem +20

      I thought the same thing! Who doesn’t know he’s jack sparrow

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 Před rokem +26

      @@debbieclark5846 *CAPTAIN* Jack sparrow.

    • @radium4194
      @radium4194 Před rokem +4

      @@debbieclark5846 CAPTIAN, Jack sparrow, don’t forget

    • @NBear2338
      @NBear2338 Před rokem +3

      Obviously Elizabeth swan

  • @jd5061
    @jd5061 Před rokem +247

    I'd stay drunk 24/7 if I had to live with her too.

    • @katrinaemily6601
      @katrinaemily6601 Před rokem +1

      Bahahahaha

    • @ada_pink
      @ada_pink Před rokem +1

      Yes yes yes, how can you fault him for turning to drugs when he went through hell everyday with that $*%!$* AH? 🙈

    • @cumcutiekys
      @cumcutiekys Před rokem

      💀💀💀

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima Před rokem +2

    "I was... drinking"
    "You were drinking pretty heavly"
    "Were you there?"
    The chad.

  • @Ur_mom.-.gacha101
    @Ur_mom.-.gacha101 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Bro Amber's fake crying had me on the floor. I can fake cry better than her. 🤣😂

  • @luanhuynh4261
    @luanhuynh4261 Před rokem +49

    5:15 "my dog stepped on a bee" LMAAAAOOOOOOO shes making up random details as she goes. That was hilarious it was so random.

  • @-valmetal-
    @-valmetal- Před rokem +39

    “it’s a simple yes or no question”
    “you’d like it to be, sir”
    i done lost it😭

  • @annfalconer8723
    @annfalconer8723 Před rokem +5

    3 things
    1: Johnny is such a gentleman literally 🔥
    2: this video is 😂
    3: amber those tears were so real I couldn’t even see them!!!

  • @Br0teas
    @Br0teas Před 8 měsíci

    "It's alright I did text someone yesterday"
    Cracked me up!

  • @Bbeff.Baby.
    @Bbeff.Baby. Před rokem +326

    I am loving the relationship that Johnny Depp and all of his lawyers .they all seem like they really care about one another and are good friends it seems like Johnny Depp‘s like that with everyone in his life you can’t help but to just love him and wanna be his friend because he has a good heart that’s very easy to see.
    And is it just me or does it seem like poor Mr. rottenborn on Ambers side kind of wishes he was part of the cool club like he chose the wrong side to be on. I think deep down he really wants to be one in Johnny’s lawyers. Lol 😂

  • @LadyKataNova
    @LadyKataNova Před rokem +108

    AH lawyers were trying to make him mad, but he just sassed his way through this thing. Chillest man on the planet. 😎

  • @AmakaZawadi-vy8qd
    @AmakaZawadi-vy8qd Před 4 měsíci +2

    Not him saying, “you read that very very well”😂😂

  • @annisayen8805
    @annisayen8805 Před rokem +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "it's alright, I did texted someone yesterday"... OMG... I love you, Johnny... 😘😘😘

  • @sakshi6282
    @sakshi6282 Před rokem +189

    "Slaps me across the face. I turn to look at him." No one was intelligent enough to process this BS. This is one of the most funniest thing going on for the past few weeks if it wouldn't have been so sad for Johnny Depp

    • @samhenley7156
      @samhenley7156 Před rokem +4

      Encyclopedia Brown has solved the case! She could not have turned to face him after being slapped across the face if she was already facing him to begin with.

  • @jodyburgin1810
    @jodyburgin1810 Před rokem +822

    Literally love Johnny Depp & the way he (and his legal team) are dealing with this. The stress is off the scale but he's kept his sense of humour. He's won in the court of public opinion! I know there's a petition going around to get AH dropped from Aquaman but in my opinion they should have dropped her the day the voice recording was heard in court of her saying 'I was not punching you,I was hitting you' ... one rule for men & another rule for women is not fair.
    Great video,thank you. I could watch Johnny being funny all day!
    #teamdepp #justiceforjohnny

    • @kristentrep5038
      @kristentrep5038 Před rokem +16

      Everything you’ve said X 10!! The tape of her saying the “not punching/hitting” thing is the least of the tapes Now! I’ve heard so many, and it’s disgusting! Christina Randall played one that I haven’t heard before.. it was with Amber literally berating Johnny over his career choices like Jumpstreet, among a lot of other things. You can tell she was using things he’d told her in confidence to rip him apart. This is NOT. A woman in fear of this man! He was staying calm, which seems to be what sets her off! It’s so hard to listen to her with her nasty, condescending legal team! It’s like she hired all people who are awful like she is! Dr Hughes was just as bad!

    • @genevievegreene1595
      @genevievegreene1595 Před rokem +13

      She seems to think that it would be okay if she slaps him. I wonder how she would feel about being slapped herself. She has been so disrespectful to this man. Slapping someone in the face and putting shit in their bed is the height of disrespect.

    • @oppor9803
      @oppor9803 Před rokem +5

      @@genevievegreene1595 I hope amber faces every lie she said about Johnny Depp did to him

    • @susanoffenberger431
      @susanoffenberger431 Před rokem +1

      Amen! Nobody deserves to be accused or lied about to any degree, let alone to the degree it has serious Consequences that could ruin your life because another is being controlled & made into a puppet by their own anger or outta spite!
      I couldn’t agree more with your comment! Nobody has any right to ever put hands on another for any reason unless self defence of course.
      I dunno wth is going on anymore but these are some scary times where living in!
      Johnny Depp is a class act & such a likeable person which only goes to prove more so just how evil amber turd truely is inside.

  • @TerPer1969
    @TerPer1969 Před rokem +2

    This weeping is horrific!! Seriously, if she auditions like this she must of had some favors called in. It's a SLAM DUNK WIN for JD #TeamJohnny! 😍

  • @Dylan-md5ju
    @Dylan-md5ju Před rokem +2

    “I turned around and looked at him and I said JOHNNY YOU HIT ME! YOU JUST HIT ME!” Had me dead 🥲

  • @marlenaquinonez6764
    @marlenaquinonez6764 Před rokem +87

    Johnny should add stand up/roasting comedy to his resume. 😂😂

  • @bananacupcakes6790
    @bananacupcakes6790 Před rokem +85

    I've heard people say a movie will be made from this, but it's the simple fact that this is a whole ass series with several lengthy movies in its pocket already, that got me laughing 🤣...lol

  • @funtimepastel9118
    @funtimepastel9118 Před rokem +2

    Bro this video is a masterpiece, just the,
    “My dog stepped on a bee ARGHHHH ✨✨✨😩😩😩💅💅💅💅
    And the fact that the dude is like “Did I read that right?” So many times and Johnny is just like
    “Y-Yes no shit-“
    Johnny is such a child in this and I’m living for it 😂

  • @wabsibabsi
    @wabsibabsi Před 8 měsíci +3

    0:54 Nah isn’t it illegal to drive while talking to someone in the phone? And that in court I’m dying

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 Před rokem +37

    Amber: my throat is yours
    Depp: I have better intentions than abuse
    Everyone: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE 😏

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 Před rokem +72

    I laugh at "a MEGA pint" every time. The way he laughs while saying it gets me

  • @jajimenezfamily
    @jajimenezfamily Před 4 měsíci +1

    These are edited so beautifully…I still laugh all this time later

  • @gegaeta88
    @gegaeta88 Před rokem +2

    I love when Johnny shows him his drawing am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CL4UDi4xx
    @CL4UDi4xx Před rokem +46

    "it's alright I did text someone yesterday" lmao hes so cute

  • @cwjohnson1356
    @cwjohnson1356 Před rokem +203

    Win or lose the name Rottenborn is forever a villain name Jack vs Rottenborn this is the day you almost caught Captain Johnny Depp

  • @_Mushroom_boy_
    @_Mushroom_boy_ Před rokem +2

    I love how absolutely everybody is either confused, or dying of laughter

  • @KaiLovesMonster
    @KaiLovesMonster Před rokem +8

    9:13 : Have you ever had a dream that That you, um, you had, you'll, you would
    You could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you

  • @laviniasnow4494
    @laviniasnow4494 Před rokem +109

    Johnny waiting for his lawyer's reaction to his little drawing melted my heart! 🥰

  • @djtruth7938
    @djtruth7938 Před rokem +128

    Bro, when the attorney asked him if he sometimes would drink whiskey in the morning... He was basically responding in character as Jack Sparrow and saying: "why's the rum gone?"
    Priceless and Classic response from Johnny!!! Well done LOL!!!
    😳🤣😭💀☠

  • @user-tm4hn3uv5e
    @user-tm4hn3uv5e Před měsícem +2

    " My dog stepped on a bee" this frase will be remmembered as the most ridiculus one of all time in history of court

  • @Palantium
    @Palantium Před rokem +5

    I love how the whole crying and emotionally damaged persona of Amber is just completely gone after a couple days, now she’s only looking to the Jury haha

  • @cymbelinebritain6799
    @cymbelinebritain6799 Před rokem +52

    "Maybe they're hearsay papers" Gets me every time. LMAO!

  • @JadensReviews
    @JadensReviews Před rokem +118

    Depp is so quick witted. Love his responses to their arrogant attitudes.

  • @biscuitbandit0915
    @biscuitbandit0915 Před rokem +2

    "we walked out of the.. tRaiLer at some point.."
    *My dOg StEpPeD oN a BeE-*
    *proceeds to ugly cry*

  • @lukez-the-gamer5047
    @lukez-the-gamer5047 Před rokem +4

    11:48 me and the homies during a math test