Dutch Containment - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell
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- Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
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Mods: HPM(ISP VERSION)
Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
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I did, and I am traumatised
Joke's on you i watched it already 10 times
Norway has a better Democracy score then Denmark
Hey, if you get the chance, you should checkout Hoi4 End of a New beginning, it’s 1857-2050, it’s still fairly early in development, focuses only go to around 1890, research goes all the way.
Yes!
"So in this game we had a death war.."
Me: *remembers Russian New York* Of course you did.
‘Russia grabs entire dessert with only fish and gets called imperialist
god i love this game..
To be honest, This time is Golden Fault
*WE ARE SEEING GRENADIERS OVER I-95*
@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 A... Desert... with FISH?
Why do the Vic 2 games always immediatly go south so fast? All human players present could play a round where everyone is an african country, and they probably would still manage to cause WW1 and nuke the economy with fish. Its incredible! I love the Vic 2 vids the most
Rule 1 of Vicky 2: Nothing will go well.
That's it, there aren't any other rules
FISH????????!!!!!!!!
@@MyCrafcik well, i mean the game was programmed to make tanks from food
@@goldenhate6649 those victorians were very resourceful
Too bad Vic 3 is what they play now 😢
Bo and Golden conspire together behind the scenes
Everyone's reaction: "Fuck off"
Over 1k likes and a heart from Bo and no comments?? ayo wtf???
*1,3k likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that.*
I mean Bo is kind of a bitch for Golden
1,729 likes and 2 comments
im their buddy
Fr
Golden touches keyboard, Bruan blows him up
Golden touches himself, blows himself up.
Boots up Discord? Femboy blows up.
Uses a calculator? Stock market blows up.
@@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany opening up 100,000 instances of discord
@@RunicRhino22 Golden touches Chrome, RAM blows up.
Golden breathes, all O2 blows up
>Vic 2 video on golden being more toxic than a Chernobyl reactor
What a wonderful birthday present
Chernobyl reactor doesn't even describe it. Botulinum toxin is a small percentile of how toxic he is.
legend says that we can stop producing salt if we harvest goldens tears and kill everything that has ever lived or will ever live if we harvest his toxin
i would like but you got the perfect 666 right now.
the darkest loser is watching.
i’m over a year late, but happy birthday!!
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 Bloontonium?
Italy: You're not allowed to get involved in European affairs, UK
UK: *In Europe*
Clearly rushing the Brexit event path.
Golden is learning to use his big boy words. Glad to see that his degree is working out
Was he not the one that was trying to get Russia to not make peace thus making him fucking explode.
@@fireflowers5105 He was at war with germany and if russia and france peaced out he would have had to figt germany alone, which wouldn't have worked out very well
That ISP laugh gives me life
The absolute best ISP laugh is when 700k french soldiers died to attrition when retreating through enemy Germany, but this is a close second
ISP is a precious cinnamon roll.
@@roadent217 A biscuit for the gravy babies.
@@Jacob-pu4zj delicious, finally some good f**king food
Me, a Dutchy, reading the title: "yeah, that sums up our history just before and during this period"
Genuinely, the first 30 seconds of talking are how the UK and France actually did diplomacy with the Dutch from their golden century and on, till about WW2.
Its pretty much how they ended the golden age to begin with. With help from German minors and sweden.
On the positive side there are still poeple stating that the NL never was a big fish.
Pass de Dutchie ‘pon de left hand side.
@Herdan Small and regional enough for France and England to sign a defensiv pact.
Also even England had problems with colonial stuf in locations.
@Herdan NL was the most powerfull naval force in the world in 17th century. France and England got their asses kickes simultaneously. Russia's tsar came to learn from the Dutch about naval tactics and then was kicked out of the country for misbehavior.
@Herdan I-, the ming invaded with a force around 200 times stronger than the dutch while they already had trouble with the Portugese. And you do realise. 2 countries having trouble with 1. Like tf, germany had trouble with france and russia, does that mean they where weak. Also the russian peter the great literally came to the netherland to learn about navies. Thats why the russian flag looks like the dutch. And also do know that the dutch had less population than belgium at the time and had less casualties against the english and french
Russian Soldier- sir! The Germans are ten miles from Saint Petersburg! Tell us our orders!
Tsar Swimmy- No... I don't think I will.
I like to imagine all of the rebellions started when the Tsar sent a single telegram to his officers that read "return to monke lol"
"orders sir!"
Swimmy: "it's just... Good business"
To be fair, this time is Golden fault
Italy: “What if there was a massive retard war.”
Isn’t that just World War I?
Should have added "What If There Was A Massive Retard War 50 Years Earlier"
not everyone was a retard in WW1, the great generals conrad von hotzendorff and luigi cadorna were very big brained for example
@@philip8498 Conrad "Meme" Von Hotzendorff
@@t_y8274 that war literally lead to the unification of germany and showed the world that continental europe would be dominated by germany from that point on how was Franco-prussian war a retard war
@@sarpius4710 Because france was being a retard, like 95% of their wars after like 1820.
I honestly live for the level of salt that Vicky brings to the Bokeon universe
Gotta say I appreciate Swimmy being the only not-a-sore-loser of the bunch this time,made the vid much more fun for me at least
truly a victoria 2 game when your having an iron supply shortage.
>can't get enough iron
I've seen this one before
Where have I seen this before...
Ah yes, they broke the economy yet again!
ISP's laugh made the entire video worth it
"I want a strong Germany in Europe"
British high command's famous last words
Bo “I want a strong Germany”
Also Bo “I TRIED TO SAVE YOU!”
He was doing both by trying to end the war
>When the Russian Empire explodes and becomes the Russian-Hyperborean Technocratic Biblo union
yeah, wtf was that name lmao
It's the late 1800s and Russia is getting a headstart on its Hyperborea path in tno
@@MadelineSawyer Velimir moment 😳
Gamer moment
Bo:"i tried to save you"
Also Bo few moments ago when Russia was at war with Germany and Austria: "maybe its time to go on Persia a little bit"
ye u tried to save him. definitely
Golden this game: "You do this every game, you peace out!"
Every other game: "You're death warring AGAIN, ruining your nation over 1 state? You're ruining the game!"
Bo and friends: exists
The timeline: Do you want total war?
Yeah trust golden: the guy who almost always does some weird hair brain schemes that fail in a manner similar to the hindenburg disaster then having a pheonix wright villian breakdown on livestream to the enjoyment of thousands of people
Just seeing golden's world crumble around him every time things don't go his way makes me feel happy about myself. The same goes for swimmy honestly
I am extremely drunk rn but Golden is making a whole lot of sense🇳🇱
The team made up of only Golden, Swimmy, and Braun fought a war so badly that it led to a global economic shortage of Iron, I see these three are living up to their reputations XD
Just imagine Dressel joining in the club
@@patriotic_canadian the game would implode and asks for mercy
@@patriotic_canadian Unfortunately Dressel is no longer with us
@@rollfazzlebeef5768 F for the man
And greg
I have never seen a Vic 2 game where Europe and Russia was more messed up. Even Germany was getting rebellions all the time. Meanwhile Bo was just swimming in cash.
We need to see you play “5D chess with multiverse time travel” against Braun. The game is real and it’s on steam
Golden: *thinks critically*
The game: everything from the market to countries all blow up
1:34 Ok but what I wanna know is "Ok who is come?"
I remember that! Which video is that from?
Why is it when I watch Boe’s videos, he uploads one.
Boe
Boe
Not exclusively, surely.
Watch more videos
Böe
so this is another part of the "endless Golden malding" arc
Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell > Hoi4 MP in a nutshell, change my mind
No one:
Golden: THINKING CRITICALLY
ill never understand vicky 2 in general, it just confuses me
I don't think it helps that they're pretty bad at the game lol
Said everyone including the devs
@@gabrielganzaga365 especially the economy
It's better that hoi4 in every way but combat
Basically, every resource needs to be produced before it can be used, so if you want to build an army you need iron that comes from a province with iron production. If you don't have your own iron mine, you need to buy iron off the market which is where all the resources that aren't consumed locally go. What happens in this game is that since Russia dies, the iron available to the world market is massively reduced which means almost no one can build warships, armies, forts, etc, because no one has enough iron.
4:30 This is historically what happened to Russia in WW1
Wouldn't be a Vic 2 video without an Iron Crisis.
I absolutely love when games turn into utter chaos
This started because bok assumed his opponents were smart
Just want to say I watch these over and over and I still laugh every time
The laugh at the end and "in war with" part after got me good
The soviet flag but it actually fits the ruling class of the country
STAR WARS : EMPIRE AT WAR HAS HIGH MILITANCY MR BOKOEN1 YOU BETTER DO SOME REFORMS THAT INCLUDE 1 VIDEO PER MONTH OF SW:EAW OR THERE WILL BE JINGOIST UPRISING
Hey pal your caps lock is on
Hey pal ur mom gae
DEPLOY THE FLEET
if paradox game MP teach me one thing
_its fucking chaos_
Every vic2 video I just wait to hear ISP laugh maniacally
Bo when the Netherlands touch’s anything: Kaboom?
If you sphere someone any extra goods they produce get duplicated across the entire sphere, it's better to sphere a minor that makes iron than try to go to war to annex it from them.
Only of they are westernised with good tech.
What? What do you mean duplicated? As in doubled?
@@RK-cj4oc If the Netherlands produces 10 iron and consumes 6, everyone in the sphere gets that 4 extra iron. So if you have 2 other sphere members it's doubled, 3 tripled, etc. Any that isn't used is lost, though. Sphere a bunch of nations that produce a lot of raw materials without consuming them and you can get more stuff than the world actually produces.
This is definitely going to be Braun’s Fault
Never-mind I was proven wrong immediately
"I'll help you for Vladivostok" a moment gamers will miss.
I dont think I have ever heard ISP laugh this histerically
"we've done it how many times old man" really got me xD
Love the Viccy 2 videos, they always produce the best memes
„I have come“
4 year old kids are laughing
The description is just your average history with the exception of the date and Netherlands
vic3 is gonna be extra salty
Golden breathes the wrong way he blows up
Yes, yes , yes.
I justed watched the entire vicky 2 playlist and cant wait for more
It was Brauns and Goldens fault, Swimmy is a victim
How do you always broke economy by iron? Unironically, quite a feat.
We really need a peef appreciation video
ive never heard isp laugh so hard
Hey babe wake up Bokoen just uploaded
Vic 2 video...... *dies of happiness*
Can we talk about "Russian Hyperborea"?
My heart skips a beat every time I see a new bokoen vic2 video
Golden: *Exists*
Braun: And I took that personally
“I’m gunna do this one properly” good lord I can hear him saying it
The dutch player always uses the word cheesing lel
*and the screaming*
I like that everyone turns into 5 year olds while playing Vic2
Things never change, always the same stupidity and I love it
Why is iron always a problem in these games 😂
A game where Swimmy is irrelevant and Braun leaves is a good game
damn,the Prussian Countryball looks so cool!!
Russia loses the war on purpose just so they can become Hyperborea. Truly a gamer moment.
Aaah the best diplımat golden making thousands of enemies again. Just as i expected
6:36 That name on Russia, what ideology was the ruling party?
And then at 7:26 the star of David instead of the hammer and sickle... why?
golden shouting takes me back
Next video with Bo trashtalking. Love it.
G e k o l o n i s e e r d
Its hilarious how swimmy gets shit for ratting out with a white peace, and clowned on when he death wars himself. Its like he has no in between lmao
I love insane ISP
Nice.
11:07 "oh you're at war in borneo against... Junior? Yeah no I can't do that..."
He Touches Netherlands
He blows up
Ah yes, Classic Bo
Swimmy wanted to larp as TNO's Russia.
UK: Accept the peace deal.
Russia: No. I'm gonna see where this goes.
UK: You're an idiot.
**Later**
Netherlands: Accept the peace deal.
Italy: No! Let him kill a bit more. Let's see where this goes.
UK: You son of a b*tch. I'm in.
Everyone fucking malded in this one
Here I was for the last 100 before 1 million, number 999,918.
I hear those wooden shoes clopping
Golden again back at it again, yes?
oh fuck yeah victoria 2 with bo.
Does anyone else just go through the vicki playlist and rewatch videos you've seen a million times?
"Swimmy has returned to Monke" So much kek
A big Netherslands, no germany, France owning the Rhine, soviet union. Actually a pretty interesting Vic 2 game
This soviet flag at 7:25 tho
Dutch Salt Exports.
You just got me to buy Vic 2 complete edition off Steam
Finally Bokoen 2
oh god can't wait for another episode of what catastrophe will strike golden today