German Ruthenia - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell
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- čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
- Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
France too powerful
Mods:
Napoleons Legacy
Victoria Universalis
Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
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#Memes #Victoria2 #Funnyvideo
“There’s a difference between pissing and exploding”
This is the first comment I see, this video is gonna be a good one
I only except that comment from women.
-Bo 2021
exploding is worse
No there isnt.
The way Swimmy innocently tries to pass off his deathwar occupation of France is really funny to me. Like, he's systematically destroying France as a nation on every level and is just like "yeah, so?"
Just average Prussia/Germany moment
Swimmy will either cause or receive a Deathwar.
There is no middle ground.
Yea revenge for the ruhr. Oh it didnt happen yet.
To be fair, in this timeline it would’ve been a well deserved revenge for half a century of France burning down and occupying Europe.
@@americankaiser2207 Given the where did the Napoleonic wars ended and the treaties that were signed France was absolved of that. They pinned it all on Napoleon even though two of the wars happened before he was even around and three more of them were defensive.
bo just casually admitting to pissing on his friends
Better than pissing off his friends
@@Tytoalba777 no... no?
No there's a difference between pissing and exploding
@@andrasbeke3012 Is there pee involved still?
As a norwegian i wonder what the hell goes on in denmark and sweden
Bo probably claimed the North Pole by pissing his name in the snow
exploding*
As a southern European I always thought that northeners are a tiny bit weird. This video just confirmed my suspicions and the Danish took the first place
I'm pretty sure everyone thinks northern europians are strange
Idk you tomato eaters are a bit sus too
@@ShaddySoldier yea. northern europians are weird, apart from iceland and finland
@@antcommander1367 Iceland is the weirdest what are you talking about
@@Jorge-jp3kw Iceland doesn't even have dogs! Who doesn't like dogs?!
If anyone’s wondering about the pissbomb talk, bo was in fact completely drunk
Doubt
was watching the stream of College and that shit was funny man
Guess you could say he was *piss* drunk
@@Tovalokodonc thatguyfromcollege
Pisskoen1
Peef: Literally starts with Pee, yet refuses to engage in Pee combat.
"Oh, and Prussia threw Austria under the bus."
Never change Swimmy.
If I had a nickel for every time Swimmy threw Austria under the bus, I would have two nickels, but it's weird it happened twice
@@_draco_7300 *takes nickels* thanks, finally enough for the bus home
@@peskypigeonx wtf
@@_draco_7300 *my nickels*
@@peskypigeonx ROMANIAN SPOTTED
"There's a difference between exploding and pissing"
Foreskinkoen1 ~2021~
I'm in love with Bokoen vic ii games. They're just so good
Facts
For backstabbing friendship yeah
Reminds me how good the game is honestly.
@@weplaygameforwin9326 fuck yea
@@tdzida Na
"May Texas grow stronger"
Leaves:
Texas: *Imediately gets annexed by the US*
That’s pretty much what happened after Sam Houston’s presidency ended.
2:12
"California isn't civilized"
And they say this game is unrealistic.
*sees Japanese casinos in Texas* you sure about that?
@@danielm.595 Las Vegas isn’t in texas
Cowboys in both states.
@@danielm.595 Boi the actual Casinos IRL are owned by Japanese people
Broken: "Why are you occupying France for so long?"
Swimmy: "I am awaiting the collapse of the global financial system."
"we give the Scottish free university education and they still can't download a basic file!"
I didn't know Peef was so based.
Idk what he means by “we” lmao
@@cameronmckirdy4874 Well, he's English.
@@cameronmckirdy4874 England's tax money pays for most of the subsidies and social support in Wales, Northern Ireland and especially Scotland, which gets loads of free stuff and a higher amount of money per person based on The Barnett System- which is basically political bribes to keep the poorer parts of the UK from leaving. They also get their own parliament's and infrastructure, which England doesn't
LOL "we"
@@Rynewulf The Barnett system allocates more per head to N.I over Scotland and the Scottish parliament has tried to get out of the Barnett system before with the FFA given to West Minister then rejected by English MPs(By Torie majority nonetheless). There's has never once been an attempt by the English MPs who have the majority of MPs in parliament to change the Barnett system if it's so fucked to the English people. I'd much rather have the FFA than Barnett Also you cry about the devolved parliaments it's because the number of English MPs made it that they controlled all decisions within the devolved nations. Even if every member of that devolved nation in parliament voted against it if England wanted it, it happened. Look at Trident for a great example of that. Only one of the 59 Scottish MPs voted for its renewal and it's still in Scotland. Even the developed nations with having members within parliament have never once swayed a vote dealing with anything to do with England. Even if you bring some as retarded as the West Lothian Question. While looking at Tories who get on average 10-30% percent more seats than votes labour who get 10-25% and Lib Dems who get around 10-50 percent of the seats to the proportion of votes they get. But I don't see any English people complain about that when on average 35-65 percent of the votes for who should be in parliament don't matter in every election.
Swimmy being a bad ally to College? Now where have I seen this one before?
It's also good to know that Jake cannot fend off a 1 year old from stealing his Kit Kat...
Probably some old grudge swimmy had with college
Came for Vicky 2, stayed for a Danish man to talk about his childhood "explosion" competitons.
"We need to stop germany taking all the world supply of steel so we can actually make armies"
"Cant"
"Why not?"
"I can't build an army"
Players:
Bo - Portugal // Schafer - Sicily // College - Austria // Jake - British Empire // Phillips - Texas // (monke 2) Peef - Shogunate Japan // Swimmy (monke 3) - Prussia // ISP(monke 1) - East India Company
Ok
Amog us!
But you gave ISP the Raj flag
Thanks for that
Where and when do you guys stream these?
Bokoen casually admitting to enjoying golden showers
the dream
I was expecting "piss bomb" to be a joke name for a chemical weapon.
I have never been so wrong in my life.
Who would win battle of hoover dam? Ceasers Legion or thousands of angry Japanese men?
@@smeggiamagarwine Kingdom*
@@harloweboggin2222 The Empire of the Setting Sun*
@@tylermech66 I like this one.
Caesar's Legion may be all -native- [EDIT: tribal] savages, but at least they don't seem to lack a fundamental grasp of (piss) warfare
@@roadent217 ... Native? they're about as native as all the other wastelanders my dude.
comparing them to actual native americans I'd say the native american tribes were by far more civilized.
I’m still coping with the fact that Bo probably pisses on his friends when he’s drunk
"Prussia threw Austria under the bus"
Oh, so Swimmy is playing Prussia then?
I felt like I missed something when you guys started talking about piss, I had to rewind like 5 times.
The pissbomb part was fucking hilarious but I have no idea what it was about
As described the Act of "Piss Bombing" is holding the Piss in your Foreskin to release an explosion-type Stream of Piss. Its very prominent in Countries where both Alcoholism and Conscription are a Thing- So basically Danmark.
@@ArtjomKoslow Alcoholism and Conscription? Sounds like Russia.
Quick reminder that golden never wins
Oh shit thanks I forgot
And never takes paris
Golden? More like Golden Showers
He won as ussr
Also dont r whoosh me im just saying golden is pog
Imagine real life diplomacy being the same as a bokoen video
Did you mean: *Random moments of Actual History*
Breaking: Joe Biden, Angela Merkel and Xi Jinping fail to reach agreement over the difference between "pissing" and "exploding".
"Breaking news! The Great powers agree going to war over useless sand in the Sahara is bad, but they said 'muh font size' or...something, and no one paused, so Great War time!"
Poggers bo the content has been amazing lately
Ngl, Choking and College seems like the calmest of all player Bo has gathered. I really enjoyed when they are talking or when they are co-oping discussing strats. I know they've been angry once when they are playing as US coop in HOI4, but damn, even when they are angry, they still sound genuinely trying to calm.
That game...god, it was the best stream experience in a long time
College and Swimmy misadventures as Austria and Prussia.
Vanilla or mod there is a bus and someone gets thrown under it lol
Well, that conversation brought up a childhood memory I thought I blocked out of my head.
The weird kid no one else but me (for a couple of years) got along with used to live behind my house had it rough growing up. He was all bad influence and badly influenced. He would hop over the fence, knock on the backyard door, and ask if it was okay to play.
One Summer day, my family thought it would be nice to bring him along with us to the water park. During a restroom break is when dude thought it was funny to do exactly what this video’s conversation covered. It still bothers me to reflect on that today.
Did you ever duel him with your meat rapier? A true master of the art can parry any attack.
It’s Bo isn’t it?
I just went and watched the whole stream on Twitch… that whole pissing conversation lasting for over a half hour and every second of it was hilarious 😂
6:11 everyday we stray further from gods grace
Bo should just upload all the pissbomb segments of the vod, best stream he had all year so far.
Peef dissing on Swimmy for supporting Ruthenias war against College hits a little different today
I feel like that was probably the most chill game of Vicky as if u and the gang we’re zonked out sloths😂
College : "Why are they leaving Austria so much, what am I doing wrong?"
The AI civilians remembered the last time College was Austria next to Swimmy's Germany and don't want to starve on the streets in perpetual war
I'm like 50 seconds into the episode and everyone has already returned to monke. I love Victoria 2, It's truly a game where magic happens.
Why is that the economy crashes every Victoria 2 game?
Because in real life a working economy requires cooperation and financial skill. When have these guys ever displayed those traits?
Because even in single player you can break the game's economy. This is only exasperated more in multiplayer.
The game isn’t designed for 6+ players all trying to run their economies at 100% efficiency 24/7 for 100 years straight. The world can’t produce enough goods to feed their needs, so they have shortages.
Vicky's economy is kinda fundamentally broken. Normally you can at least get close to the end without toooo much trouble, but having multiple players pulling shit like "remove megaFrance from the world economy" will make it massively worse. Several popular mods exacerbate the issue too. By the end of the game, most of the world's money is locked up in the national treasuries that literally can't spend it fast enough to make a meaningful difference, and all that money in treasuries is just sitting there doing nothing
@@skua675 so just like real life?
'Kingdom of California, primitive nation, vassal of Japan'
"You weren't supposed to do that"
"I'd rather not have a foreskin than be pissed on"-SunTzu
The entire country of Denmark has been delegitimized by this video I hope you’re happy
Literally the jarate in tf2, trowing piss bombs-piss bottles at each other.
So that’s 2 times swimmy threw college under the bus
Now I can't take GOLDEN SHOWER seriously anymore...
This is now the 2nd time that Swimmy as Prussia has thrown College as Austria under the bus. College really just needs to have a 1v1 against him to get even
i was drinking coffee, kinda distracted from the video, when i put my eyes back the topic is "Pissing on each other is great fun" i love bo...
10/10 conversation shifted in 10 minutes from degenerate monkee noises to bo telling how much he liked pissing on his friends
Swimmy who is Prussia, is throwing College under the bus and he is Austria. I’ve seen this one before pog
Phillips: *leaves*
Texas: "Aight Imma head out"
"I copy paste and make number different" had me cracking
This might be the best Victoria video you’ve ever uploaded. Oh my god, it killed me
Good to know Danes regularly explode on each other in locker rooms...
I'm not surprised that the Danes are pissing on each other honestly
Love how the title is about German Ruthenia but the entire video is about pissing on each other.
Pissplosion was my favorite game to play with my friends after PT
Peef has me rolling lmao
I just got flashbanged by that conversation, like... what did i just listen to?
Considering the long and tumultuous history of Viki II games on this channel this one was surprisingly calm and relaxed.
Austria: *Does anything with Prussia*
Prussia: * Throws Austria under the bus*
Austria: "Kochin what the hell, man!?".
This video is Chaotic Evil in a nutshell
I come from a serious work environment to now a fucked up friendship of friends pissing on each other. 10/10
"Look at those barbarian, they don't even piss on each other." - Eurpean colonizer 1884
Back in Slovakia, we would just hold water in our mouths and then spit it at each other.
Also, towel whips. Owie.
Swimmy as Prussia throwing Austria under the bus, where have I seen this before?
And then suddenly, big germany
5:50 this did not age well
2 months later, yea but then it ages well. I am so tired of hearing about it.
lol
Imagine the memes they would make with vic3.... uugghhh i will need that as a breakfast
As a wise youtuber once said on this channel: German Supremacy!! Europe was equally pissed off when those words were uttered as they are now.
BO !
What happens in the locker room stays in the locker room, you traitor.
- With p.... love,
Denmark
I anxiously asked a Dutch acquaintance of mine if pissbombing was real, to be met with complete confusion
I feel trolled by Bo
Because it's not a Dutch thing, it's a Danish thing. They even say it's not a thing in the Netherlands in the video
@@senbontorii2680 hmm
Honestly you could just put golden screaming over a internet png of a map and it would be a funny video.
(I know he’s not in the video)
I'm not sure you know who Golden is as he is not in the video.
@@Bokoen1 Nah man golden’s autism has affected all of yall and therefore golden is always there
@@Bokoen1 I was just making a joke, not really related to this video. Glad you saw my suggestion though, your channel is great.
I was not prepared for the piss.
Me: *ready to eat dinner* "I wish there is a new Bo video that i can watch while eating so i dont get bored".
Bokoen1: *new video*
Me: nice
Are you regretting this decision after discovering the wonders of European CQPEE?
Should not have chosen to watch this video with food.
The last third of the video is something else.
5:07 I like this image of Prussia giving Poland a big hug.
The coop abs Sainsbury’s comment always gets me Seinfeld I have that situation in my village
Five minutes after President Houston dies, Texas: Hey can we join the Union?
WTF THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT PEE IN FORESKIN OUT OF NOWHERE
You don't see it but the game was divided into 2 streams and the piss talk happened in the start of the second stream as bo was completely drunk for whatever reason
I’m surprised this didn’t happen over a Crusader Kings stream.
Hoi4 mods: exist.
Bo and Co.: return to monke!
Bokoen1 uncircumcised confirmed.
Tonight in the beautiful world of Boekoen1: Bo has a watersports kink
I don’t remember anything from this episode before the “piss talk”
Japanese Casinos are the reason we dont have Metal Gear, damm that timeline is even more fucked than ours If the japanese have Vegas
Literally just mahjong and pachinko as far as the eye can see.
one of the best videos of the year for sure
What i expected: Bruan getting fucked as Russia again to Prussia
Reality: An arguement over getting pissed on
Perfect UK LARP. "How dare you take what I have rightfully stolen?"
Swimmy throwing Austria under the bus...
Me: Hey I seen this, this is a classic!
Bo is confirmed brotherhood
Drunk hoi4 but every 10k casualties you drink
As a Texan I am so happy to see it doing so wel… oh… dammit.
UK knew AI Texas would instantly commit seppuku.
In a world gone mad, those that make no sense are the ones that make the most sense!
Peer ranting about piss had me rolling XD
I love this series
The piss bombs are too funny
"He literally threw me under the bus"
X to doubt, chief
Well, if you got pissed on what would you do? Take a shower, right?
So, being pissed on at a shower is not a big deal, just an expected occourance from your fellow foreskin-having classmates!
Reject modernity embrace monke
Every time Bo writes Colombia as columbia I want to give him one of our "national neckties"
Bo out here pissing on the bois