Polish Independence - Victoria 2 MP Memes

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  • Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
    The clown car finally came around
    Mods: HPM
    Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Memers:
    Braun1:
    / theryanisland
    Hewlett:
    / channel
    ISP's: / isorrowproductions
    Twitch:
    / bokoen
    Patreon: / bokoen1
    My Discord:
    / discord
    Twitter: / bokoen1
    #Memes #Victoria2 #Funnyvideo

Komentáře • 530

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Před 4 lety +3655

    Clown car crashing into Russia

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 Před 4 lety +2260

    5:12 the Zimmerman telegram? Nah fam the Zimmerman DM

    • @RealMailou
      @RealMailou Před 4 lety +29

      Good one

    • @killercheemstar3088
      @killercheemstar3088 Před 4 lety +53

      Germany trynna slide into Mexico's dms

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 Před 4 lety +17

      @@killercheemstar3088 all while Italy is horny on main tryna get dat spaghetti

  • @rebelkommando6166
    @rebelkommando6166 Před 4 lety +3502

    "This caused a series of events leading Germany to try and unite all German people."
    Hey, I've seen this one before!

    • @countspider6488
      @countspider6488 Před 4 lety +146

      Rebelkommando616 what do you mean you’ve seen this one? It’s brand new!

    • @Steve_the_Radroach
      @Steve_the_Radroach Před 4 lety +53

      @@countspider6488 I saw it on a rerun

    • @pcz1642raz
      @pcz1642raz Před 4 lety +6

      nerd

    • @NateThe_Great24
      @NateThe_Great24 Před 4 lety +25

      *_GERMANIA UNITUM_*

    • @SteamyShukshee
      @SteamyShukshee Před 4 lety +4

      I love how bokoen says to everyone ”fuck" and he is a big bully but the videos are still named "meme".

  • @danielkikers3721
    @danielkikers3721 Před 4 lety +4359

    France: Wants Alsace-Loreine.
    Russia: I will probably lose Millions of Russians.
    France: That’s a price I am willing to pay.

    • @kalyka98
      @kalyka98 Před 4 lety +131

      Basically ww1 and ww2 were won mainly because of russians being thrown at the enemy without care until they get exausted

    • @ironicmysoginist2035
      @ironicmysoginist2035 Před 4 lety +18

      @@THEMEISTER004 yes they do in ww1,read a book.
      Battle of tannenberg

    • @manband20
      @manband20 Před 4 lety +59

      Lord Frenchwad: "Some of you may die. But it is a sacrifice... I am willing to make."

    • @JackalEtheriasu
      @JackalEtheriasu Před 4 lety +49

      @Dwarov 1 "Russia was the most important power in WW1" seems legit.

    • @xxxt96xxx
      @xxxt96xxx Před 4 lety +16

      @Dwarov 1 so maybe you look at the huge losses the Russians had on every single front? They loose way more men than all their enemies.

  • @Samwiz1
    @Samwiz1 Před 4 lety +2901

    Germany: Declares State of Emergency
    Russia: Why can't I do that?
    The Soviets: Terror is the order of the day

    • @andysatrioajie7886
      @andysatrioajie7886 Před 4 lety +183

      well when your entire state experience state of emergency for daily basis its useless to declare it

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman Před 4 lety +8

      @@andysatrioajie7886 That is amazing. xDB

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1 Před 4 lety +5

      Thanks chief

    • @justaplayer3600
      @justaplayer3600 Před 4 lety +3

      When you watch both channels
      This is getting outta hand. Now there are two good content creators!

    • @zetorrec
      @zetorrec Před 4 lety

      lmao

  • @randomperson6988
    @randomperson6988 Před 4 lety +3661

    The Victoria 2 MPs are easily my favorite

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před 4 lety +750

    Dressel: Literally sitting on the most resource rich land in the game
    Also Dressel: "I don't know maybe you just have more Iron rich provinces than I do."

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 Před 4 lety +13

      Heart of Iron RGF Dressel being Dressel right?

    • @aloserdontsubscribe485
      @aloserdontsubscribe485 Před 4 lety +55

      Maybe he should be deployed there one of these days

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 Před 3 lety +21

      @@aloserdontsubscribe485 that fucking killed me

    • @spaceman8935
      @spaceman8935 Před 3 lety +47

      He also loses Texas in the beginning because he doesn’t join the super easy war as USA.

    • @Arkangel630
      @Arkangel630 Před 3 lety +69

      @@spaceman8935 sometimes you can't join the war due to vic2 being vic2
      Such as when Texas adds a war goal or far more commonly instantly loses the war.
      I think this is HPM and its annoying as hell to keep Texas from killing itself until you can intervene

  • @leprechaunbuttmilk6892
    @leprechaunbuttmilk6892 Před rokem +148

    You know Swimmy is a good character when he becomes the main character in almost every bo video he's in

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Před rokem +59

      You know there's a difference between main character and antagonist right?

    • @ThatOneComrade
      @ThatOneComrade Před 11 měsíci +80

      ​@@Bokoen1 Typical Bo with the main character syndrome, smh. Doesn't know we live in a swigma male society

  • @nordez534
    @nordez534 Před 4 lety +950

    That game was really entertaining had a really anti climatic ending tho

    • @felipesubiabre314
      @felipesubiabre314 Před 4 lety +175

      I felt satisfied enough when i saw a Sov. Union in gdamn 1870

    • @nordez534
      @nordez534 Před 4 lety +24

      Glorious Potato Sack ye stuff like that was pretty epic

    • @TikTakGamingTr
      @TikTakGamingTr Před 4 lety +55

      Gas Techs Are Just Rng And Very Unbalance Obv Every Time İt Will Be Like That

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Před 4 lety +271

      Nordez yeah with gas tech that’s what happens if you don’t get the counter. You lose instantly

    • @adamboh393
      @adamboh393 Před 4 lety +3

      Is the stream still there

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +830

    The most historical Russia in vic2
    "I have no allies" (besides army and fleet)
    "Who would've thought that throwing slaves to die without weapons pisses them of" (1917, obviously)

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +19

      @Usuário Sarcástico ah, yes, half the country are inside of jail, the other on jail's towers

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +11

      @Usuário Sarcástico communists brainwashed people into thinking that they live in a free country while secretly executing opposintion \|/ communists terrorised people into submission

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +4

      @Usuário Sarcástico btw if that is the definition of slave there are currently 2,2 million slaves in USA

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +5

      @Usuário Sarcástico The Thirteenth Amendment exempts penal labor from its prohibition of forced labor. This allows prisoners who have been convicted of crimes (not those merely awaiting trial) to be required to perform labor or else face punishment while in custody.

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +4

      @Usuário Sarcástico also they did got paid in gulags

  • @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716

    Never thought I’d see Prussia maintaining polish independence.

    • @mhug162
      @mhug162 Před 4 lety +233

      Hatred of Russia is a path to alliances some consider...unnatural

    • @larsonpartisan2855
      @larsonpartisan2855 Před 2 lety +28

      But the germans literally put poland back on the map after defeating Russia in WW1.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 Před 2 lety +35

      @@larsonpartisan2855 And then the Germans took them back off the map in ww2, they have a complicated relationship with the Polish.

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 Před 2 lety

      @@whoknows7968 that was a different government, a nazi one.

    • @dxhunter9170
      @dxhunter9170 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@larsonpartisan2855thats not correct

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 Před 4 lety +1735

    Russia: Has a revolution
    Russia: Loses Poland
    Germany: Tries to unite all Germans
    Wait a minute, this isn't HOI4 in a Nutshell.

  • @beefyblom
    @beefyblom Před 4 lety +129

    4:16 I can hear the genuine hatred in the Polish Player's voice

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen Před 4 lety +219

    "You unleashed a Monster! Hes gonna come back, and he is gonna be VERY GERMAN!" God damn, he was so on point with that xD

  • @glitchtastic759
    @glitchtastic759 Před 4 lety +79

    I love how it’s Zimmermann who sent the Zimmermann Telegram

  • @jasonutty52
    @jasonutty52 Před 4 lety +479

    The greatest allies in history, The Ottoman Empire and The German Empire.

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 Před 4 lety +190

    Austria: "Does anyone else hear clown music?"
    Russia: " Pls no, I want off Mr. Bokoen's wild ride!"

  • @grubii-sakuga974
    @grubii-sakuga974 Před 4 lety +186

    "Can you get into the warsaw battle? cuz i need some artillery support" said the polish to the soviets durning the Warsaw uprising

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome Před 2 lety +19

    A confused British diplomat talking to an equally confused Ottoman diplomat. The Ottoman diplomat is desperately trying to surrender whatever the British want, while the British diplomat is trying to explain all he's been sent to ask for is Alsace-Lorraine.

  • @jesseminnema2999
    @jesseminnema2999 Před 4 lety +403

    Russia attempting to invade Poland: “Have I told you who I am?” Poland: “Some dead man!”

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh Před 4 lety +14

      BAPTIZED IN FIRE

    • @azathot_369
      @azathot_369 Před 4 lety +5

      Russia: THE ATTACK OF THE DEAD MEN

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 Před 2 lety

      @@ChemySh I know I'm a year late but...
      40 TO 1
      SPIRIT OF SPARTANS
      DEATH AND GLORY
      SOLDIERS OF POLAND
      SECOND TO NONE
      WRATH OF THE WEHRMACHT
      BROUGHT TO A HALT!

  • @bowieboy680
    @bowieboy680 Před 4 lety +271

    “You are a child”

    • @maybemaeb
      @maybemaeb Před 4 lety +14

      Merch caption right there. With a big angry Russiaball looking down at a small sad Franceball

    • @strategossable1366
      @strategossable1366 Před 4 lety +24

      @@maybemaeb cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509766376307556362/678715888605593620/unknown.png I made it for you :)

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 Před 4 lety +7

      @@strategossable1366 it's beautiful. I love it.

    • @bigbrain2178
      @bigbrain2178 Před 3 lety

      @@strategossable1366 damn that's good

  • @michaelmutranowski123
    @michaelmutranowski123 Před 4 lety +366

    Golden is usually the person everyone gangs up on so seeing someone else beside him getting beat up is nice.
    Play the TommyK mod in HOI4.

  • @EpicGamer-gw4sw
    @EpicGamer-gw4sw Před 3 lety +65

    “So Zimmerman”
    “Yea?”
    “About Austria...”
    “That’s... me dude!”
    “Ha ha, no”

  • @watch7564
    @watch7564 Před 4 lety +58

    Revenge is best served when they least expect it and when they has AirPods in so they don’t hear the clown car

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Před 2 lety +27

    "He's gonna come back, and he's gonna be VERY German!" is still the best thing ISP has ever said.

  • @TheLeaderofNoone
    @TheLeaderofNoone Před 2 lety +11

    Ottoman-British diplomatic talks:
    "Alsace?"
    "Alsace."

  • @math3000
    @math3000 Před 4 lety +119

    "Since this one has more coal..."
    Wait, is Poland a US puppet? They're acting too American all of the sudden

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 4 lety +25

      Coal is actually Germany's speciality

    • @pawelbroda7391
      @pawelbroda7391 Před 4 lety +11

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 Silesians actually

    • @chip1646
      @chip1646 Před 4 lety +1

      @Antonowicz Pierdolsky No

    • @notinghere2190
      @notinghere2190 Před 4 lety +2

      @Antonowicz Pierdolsky They are their own people. Simply because the Piast dynasty comes from does not make them poles.

  • @echo_ironside8006
    @echo_ironside8006 Před 3 lety +18

    I love how bo goes silent after realising he only lost Alsace. Then just goes "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @BOS_C.O.
    @BOS_C.O. Před 4 lety +47

    Me: *Trying to go to sleep*
    Bo: It's free real estate

  • @DeDaDemon
    @DeDaDemon Před 4 lety +53

    "The Polish love me"
    Am Polish, can confirm.

  • @malotron661
    @malotron661 Před 4 lety +184

    Germany defends Poland (epic bruh moment)

    • @chaywen9240
      @chaywen9240 Před 4 lety +15

      "I wouldnt say 'defend', more like 'under new management'"

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ Před 4 lety +4

      They saw how much they need that cheap labour in the future

  • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
    @Tech-Kaplan-Kali Před 4 lety +63

    Poland Lives! STOMP STOMP

  • @That_Montage_Nerd
    @That_Montage_Nerd Před 4 lety +9

    "This is like the Zimmermann telegram."
    *Opens screenshot to see that it is literally the Zimmermann telegram* XD

  • @shaneboardwell1060
    @shaneboardwell1060 Před 4 lety +42

    8:36 This belongs in Golden's classics

  • @NicoNoInteresa
    @NicoNoInteresa Před 4 lety +16

    Amazing episode, Bo and Golden working together sends a shiver down my spine

  • @Marxamune
    @Marxamune Před 11 měsíci +3

    "Who would've thought that sending basically slaves just to die, with no weapons, no money, and no food actually pisses them off?"
    - Vladimir Putin, probably

  • @TaterCarl
    @TaterCarl Před 4 lety +30

    Germany seeing Russia take out Poland: ah I see, you have chosen 150% discipline.

  • @greergrapple2227
    @greergrapple2227 Před 3 lety +8

    " I've heard the sudentenland has a lot of ethnic Germans"
    Always brings a smile to my face

  • @nomnomxddd8157
    @nomnomxddd8157 Před 4 lety +6

    8:39 Anatolia being one of the greatest fertile land: *sad Anatolia noises*

  • @theunforgiven9386
    @theunforgiven9386 Před 4 lety +14

    Last time I was this early, Texas was still independent

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 Před 3 lety +8

    3:59 Italy: "I didnt know what I was doing" very in character I like it xD

  • @yoga5631
    @yoga5631 Před 4 lety +4

    Me:*see the vid description*
    Also me:*Saw it was bo who was playing Prussia*
    "This is where the fun begins"

  • @MrPotatoMush
    @MrPotatoMush Před 4 lety +8

    CZcams: Bokoen1 has uploaded a vid-
    Me: *Say no more, I'm in!*

  • @maityler
    @maityler Před 4 lety +6

    Dressel with the Lone Star Clowning of the century over texas

  • @smarrkidd5538
    @smarrkidd5538 Před rokem +8

    Ever since dressel got outed a nazi im so happy when he starts losing

  • @raychangalarza179
    @raychangalarza179 Před 2 lety +4

    Polish independence is always a pain even without it being MP

  • @cyberslayer002
    @cyberslayer002 Před 4 lety +2

    You just gave Poland its Miracle on the Vistula! Praise to the Virgin Mary!

  • @merouln700
    @merouln700 Před 3 lety +2

    Swimmy describing his rebellions is hilarious ngl

  • @ryansmith495
    @ryansmith495 Před 2 lety +3

    I hope when Victoria 3 comes out they make more of these also.

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual Před 8 měsíci +1

    Braun is just phsycotic

  • @math3000
    @math3000 Před 4 lety +3

    Prussia: Supports Polish
    Also Prussia: forms Germany instead
    Well,that escalated quickly

  • @lieutenantsupascoop2126
    @lieutenantsupascoop2126 Před 4 lety +27

    Ah yes.
    Denmark person singing British Grenadiers while marching Germans into Poland To protect them from Russia.
    Country count : 5

  • @dragoon2121
    @dragoon2121 Před 4 lety +2

    *BIG GAMER MOVE*

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 Před 4 lety +6

    Poles: WTF, we love Germany now!

  • @Ribcageler
    @Ribcageler Před 4 lety +53

    Hello I'm Rilber

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 Před 4 lety +8

    0:38 Am I seeing this correctly? It’s 1867 and the US hasn’t even conquered the West Coast? How? Why?
    That’s literally all you can do at that point.

    • @Enylia-ft2xb
      @Enylia-ft2xb Před 4 lety +7

      dressel.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars Před 4 lety

      Literally dressel tho

    • @damasterofu712
      @damasterofu712 Před 3 lety

      It's actually 1847, I might be wrong but in the mod they are using you need an 1850 tech to do manifest destiny. He still should have Texas though.

  • @Augustow09
    @Augustow09 Před 4 lety +4

    Me a Polish player in Hoi IV and EU4 watching Bo's videos and hearing him say the Polish love him, 100% true😏

  • @gunviolence.6789
    @gunviolence.6789 Před 2 lety +1

    Everybody gangsta till Bo starts humming the British grenadiers

  • @TeyuYagua
    @TeyuYagua Před 3 lety +2

    I like how the spain's mention of "bulwark" in the prior game was a foreshadowing for this episode. (the polish bulwark)

  • @thebrutusmars
    @thebrutusmars Před 4 lety

    Swimmy’s Poland joke was funny
    “The polish people are very industrious... and I need them.”
    Nice little Ford reference

  • @Adv_studying
    @Adv_studying Před 4 lety +8

    Lets gooooooooooo Luv u bo! Please keep making this amazing content

  • @mrbean2520
    @mrbean2520 Před 4 lety +1

    Holy shit, I have like 200+ hours in this game and I have never played multiplayer. Multiplayer on Vic 2 litterally is just the actually Victorian era. Bo and his buddies act like the leaders back them and it’s amazing

  • @dreamypizza8458
    @dreamypizza8458 Před 5 měsíci

    the fact that he's called zimmerman makes it even funnier

  • @feragosmyxixarashtra7948
    @feragosmyxixarashtra7948 Před 4 lety +1

    Swimmy is the man behind the slaughter.

  • @bigw722
    @bigw722 Před 4 lety +2

    Braun’s “Zimmerman telegram” joke is extremely underrated

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +15

    Rule, Epic Bruh Moment! Epic Bruh Moment rule the bruhs

    • @ori8107
      @ori8107 Před 4 lety +2

      The Bruhtons nevernevernever shall be slaves

  • @RangerCado
    @RangerCado Před 4 lety +1

    0:50 is easily my favorite moment. Just, that knowledge that shit is about to go absolutely insane.

  • @frederickthegreatpodcast382

    That is literally the Zimmermann Telegram

  • @Mk-uw9gf
    @Mk-uw9gf Před 4 lety +1

    Hey swimmy
    Hey swimmy...

  • @fernsong8558
    @fernsong8558 Před 3 lety +1

    0:55
    Keeps activating Siri for me lmao

  • @USSLongIslandCVE1
    @USSLongIslandCVE1 Před 4 lety +3

    Oooh yay more victoria gameplay!

  • @lilpenpusher
    @lilpenpusher Před 4 lety +11

    Bo, your Steam name and Profile Icon is Rosehip from Girls und Panzer.
    We need to talk.

  • @alexandernyberg8668
    @alexandernyberg8668 Před 3 lety +2

    The fact that in the initial war between bo and russia reached the point where for every death, 90 russians where killed is just insane...

  • @ZylowHF
    @ZylowHF Před 3 lety +1

    vassal feeding works in every game

  • @yesno8625
    @yesno8625 Před 4 lety

    “You are a child” that is the funniest colonization word for taking countries that are not major powers

  • @arvidgustafsson1573
    @arvidgustafsson1573 Před 4 lety +1

    This time it isnt why die for danzig, its why die for alsace lorraine

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 Před 4 lety +4

    Haven't even watched yet but just reading the opening I'm guessing one of the players is Golden

  • @mundogameplay1341
    @mundogameplay1341 Před 4 lety +1

    These Victoria 2 Games are awesome,WE DEMAND MORE!!!!!xd

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb Před 4 lety +1

    Germany looks so gleeful in the thumbnail

  • @troelsdc
    @troelsdc Před 4 lety +2

    "The Ottoman Deal" xD

  • @muhammetalidemirtas3187

    Bo is like the 20 year old god gamer, whichever side he chooses they win

  • @presidentjames9811
    @presidentjames9811 Před 2 lety +1

    9:00 Sounds like he's already eating it

  • @JediMasterYoda66
    @JediMasterYoda66 Před 4 lety +1

    fuck yeah, more vicky2

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 Před 4 lety +1

    Swimmy, how about another Joke Swimmy? What do you get, when you cross a militarily stable nation with a SOCIETY that BLOCKADES HIM, AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH? Ill tell you what you get Swimmy, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
    -War Declaration sound-

  • @Warith1000man
    @Warith1000man Před 4 lety +1

    This is way better than your HOI4 videos as of late, more Vicky 2 please...

  • @Tigr-rk2fl
    @Tigr-rk2fl Před 4 lety +8

    20 million Russians = 2 provinces

  • @SultanOfRome
    @SultanOfRome Před 4 lety +1

    Did you just say that the Ottomans are full of desert? T R I G G E R E D

  • @angelopueyygarcia43
    @angelopueyygarcia43 Před 4 lety

    This plot goes deeper than game of thrones.

  • @johnnydownhill5595
    @johnnydownhill5595 Před 4 lety

    swimmy is such a good sport its so fucking funny

  • @suager2231
    @suager2231 Před 4 lety +16

    ahh yes early enough for me to not even know what to say

  • @kedz9983
    @kedz9983 Před 4 lety +1

    I have absolutely no idea how to play this game but I like it

  • @frogchip6484
    @frogchip6484 Před 4 lety

    Golden once again with a master plan that actually works

  • @Autissima
    @Autissima Před 4 lety +2

    That melody was 'Preußens Gloria' not British grenadeers.

  • @borkthefedz2504
    @borkthefedz2504 Před 4 lety

    I feel like ISP gives you the best jokes in your content

  • @MineXplousion
    @MineXplousion Před 3 lety

    That end whit Golden saying HELL YEAH ! XAAXAAXA

  • @otosk1312
    @otosk1312 Před 4 lety

    0:54 Is Filthy Frank playing as Portugal XD

  • @bartoszkosmowski7149
    @bartoszkosmowski7149 Před 4 lety

    Poles seeing the title:WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!

  • @cronoros
    @cronoros Před 4 lety

    Nice reference with the zimmerman telegram Braun

  • @harleymills8862
    @harleymills8862 Před 4 lety

    please do more/longer victoria 2 MP memes, these videos are great!

  • @anti-spiral159
    @anti-spiral159 Před 3 lety +2

    20 millions russians have died just for a change in the map that's not gonna benefit them in any way, wow.