The Russian Invasion of America - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell
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- Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
Fighter jets over I-95!
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Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
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I'm seeing fighter jets over I-95!
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Poggg
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How the hell did they get through?!
alternative title: election 2016 in a nutshell
*Braun shoots himself in the foot*
Braun: Why would Bo do this to me?
Braun shoots himself in the foot and lets himself bleed out
practically every game
Braun reminds me of this stoner skid from high school who would ask to borrow GoT books and never give them back.
Braun: *declares war on Russia* Its to be historical.
Also Braun: I can’t believe Bo would ruin this game.
He didn't shoot himself in the foot he straight up cut his leg off
Denial: you can't peace me out
Anger: you're literally the Nazis
Depression: I'm the underdog here
Bargaining: I'll do a white peace
Acceptance: Russian New York
why doesnt this have any replies
no revenge?
@@fachrisejarawan6857 revenge: Cold War
Dread it. Run from it. Russian new York arrives all the same.
@@Konichu35 It does it has five
"I am Churchill"
> Declares war
> "I'm not going to fight you"
> Keeps army defunded
> Is Braun
@Sneed Central based and sneedpilled
@Sneed Central based
Remember when Britain declared war on Germany and Churchill said "we shall not fight on the beaches, we shall not fight on the landing grounds, we shall not fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall not fight in the hills, Hitler be reasonable and stop bombing London okay?"
@@HORoundhouse then proceeds to level dresden lmao
To be fair he kinda was Churchill, just lacking the skills to back his bold words.
Declares war on Russia
*Dies*
“Not my fault.”
Russia: ?
As the wise man once said "claims to be pro-life, dies anyway"
Hitler 1945
What the fuck is this? The Trump Administration?
@@jte7438 uh that dosent really work but this joke does work perfectly with bush "now watch this drive"
i still cant belive that was real.
I love how 98% of the video is just loading screens and rehosting the game, really gives you that vic 2 mp feeling
@Rick James Victoria III 2077
@Rick James Paradox has got worse in their latest games. hopefully they can fix ck3, and imperator(now actualy decient with latest patch). We want our lobbies back. if you have more than 5 people its impossible to get them to not do anything while they wait for a player to load the save.
It's probably because of the mod they're using. When I play I only have a rehost every 20-30 years.
@@TheButterMinecart1 that's cap, if your taking about vic 2 then I'm not sure but ck3 mp is borderline unplayable
@@aidanryan2819 CK3 Is doing fine for me.
Braun somehow made Swimmy look reasonable.
The grand autismo war has begun
If you put those two in a game of vicky 2 alone as great powers, they'll manage to get down to uncivilized nations real quick
Wha ? Swmy is always playing 6D chess, you are just missing the big picture
But seriously even though Swimmy is quick to anger at least he can be spoken with (albeit unreasonable at times) meanwhile Braun is almost always unreasonable and meme screams his mic.
Braun was right
I love how Braun was saying he de-esculated the situation when he's about to start WW1 over a Peruvian desert.
AFTER he declared war on Russia
That’s Chile not peru
@@zingiercircle1878 it was a joint Bolivia-Peru when he took it, later irl it would be Bolivian, and even later Chilé would take it
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere strolling in Seattle actually. The americans defunded their army.
You wouldnt start ww1 over peru?
>"I'm standing up to tyranny"
>"Bo I'm not gonna fight you"
Does Braun not see the cognitive dissonance?
He is peacefully standing up to tyranny, he didn't even have an army those were just groups of peaceful protesters
He's staying right where he is to tyranny, with a sign next to his head that said "press boot here"
@Reino Nõlvak he didn't then, they were protesters against russian tyranny
These guys are salt boys god forbid if they ever admit they’re wrong.
Braun is too chubby to stand.
>Claims he's standing against tyranny
>Doesn't actually try to fight
>Let's his country get shit on
That's not standing up to tyranny, that's wheelchairing to tyranny
wheelchairing down the stairs tbh
Hey now, that’s not fair. Look how hard FDR fought tyranny from his wheelchair.
@@Cameron368 You mean the man who gave the Soviets the equivalent of billions of dollars in supplies and equipment and helped them conquer half of Europe? A real enemy of tyranny, that guy.
@@RabbiHerschel you do realize those guns were used to first and foremost to stop the Nazis from conquering ALL of Europe, don't you "Rabbi?"
Then says peru is gonna be free but the only way to get to peru is by sending 2 floridian alcoholics jump on fisher boats and get flown to peru by a hurricane
Everyone’s talking about Braun relapsing into his personality from four years ago, and nobody’s mentioning Mexico is the “Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate”.
Now I'm having flashbacks to when Rimmy and a bunch of others played Stellaris, and someone made the Proto-Finnish Holy Roman Khaganate
Fr the fuck does that even mean
Wait, you mean there was a time, when Braun was even more Braun? I couldn't imagine doing anything with such a person.
@@AlexisGHQ isn’t it obvious? It’s a collection of states loosely tied to an elected emperor (or great khan in this case) who are also nomadic tribals who pillage other nations instead of having permanent settlements. Duh.
@@DarkMatterKid Situated in Mexico.
The Russian warm water port adiction is just going too far
lol
Indeed)
it is literally like crack to them
@@magmat0585 *oil
@@deltoroperdedor3166 that too
Remember when Braun had a redemption arc? And they say it was the final season of Game of Thrones that threw years of character development out of the window.
this is a relapse
About the only thing missing was Braun's Modern Warfare 2 lobby impression at this point.
Superior taste in profile pic
To be fair, that Game of Thrones twist was built up to in the novels, but the showmakers just didnt care to.
@@R3GARnator the books haven't got anyway near that part of the story yet. And worse, the show's ending was based on GRRM's notes so between that and the production speed there's no hope for those books anymore
Everybody: Stop throwing braun
Braun: WOLVERIIIIINES!
Who is this guy
@@goolman2134 It's Braun. One of the holy Trinity of the clown car. The other 2 are swimmy and dressel :D
The Wolverines probably had more army maintenance than Braun did in this video.
@@Edge50199 With Golden at the wheel.
Imagine that there are people out there who dont know what Red Dawn/the Wolverines are
“I am Churchill.
I am Churchill.
I am Churchill.”
- Winston Churchill after declaring war on the Russian empire over Peru, ca. 1940
Gives me “I AM A SURGEON!” vibes
"Ramirez, fire that musket!"
"You can't take stuff from others, I'll fight you"
"OK, let's fight."
" You are beating me, I'll not fight back but cry."
Braun is the worst part of the BoCU
@@KingofGermanic he is the best! Ever heard of the Bangkok Square incident?
@@derkach7907 Huh? What's that? *Looks out the windows, locks door* Never heard about it.
Wait Braun didn't fight, what do you mean Derkach? He had no organisation armies get wiped despite superior tech and men. Man literally went afk in his entire game n just talked a bunch of shit about protest n fighting but not doing jack shit but complain. well that and send white peace with peru released deals.
"We will let them stackwipe us on our beaches because Germany taking Poland is stupid"
-Winston Churchill
>Germany tries to negotiate "fair" peace
>Sees Russian horde and angry baguettes on the other border
>Russian New York appears
I'm hearing "Bonjour" to the left of me, "Сука" to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle of EU
austrian soldier: why do i have to fight russia because the usa decleared war on for making vacation in bolivian desert
Braun literally tried to pull a "no war, no peace" when the germans plug walked through Russian in ww1
And the result was the exact same. He got a way worst peace deal.
welp, this is when Braun is doing his 2iq moments...
Did Braun weaponise his autism but it backfired and shot him?
2iq? You don’t need to sugar coat it for him
I dontf think he has any braincells left, so more like 0iq
2k iq
Braun is the fusion of man hating 15 yo and Karens
"Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate" yeah I'm gonna need a bit more of an explanation for that one chief
"I've literally gotten to the point where I would rather listen to Greg about how he was AFK. I've actually got to that point"
That's a fucking statement I can stand behind
“I just wanted to do the Monroe Doctrine, I thought that would be historical”
you know what else is historical? fighting the wars you declare on other people
Braun; declares war on bo, dies.
Braun;
YoU rUiNeD tHe GaMe.
Make sense.
I love how Japan is just watching Europe and America fighting and arguing so he can just do his own thing.
ISP is just an agent of chaos
"If you're going to keep going over peru I'm just going to abandon you." It is truly the end of all intelligence when swimmy is the reasonable one!
The apocalipse is nigh, swimmy had braincells.
TBF, These guys had a World war over the sahara desert so in comparison this seems reasonable.
@@federicofiordelli104this was basically braun snapping his own neck because he saw bo pick A flower 20 blocks away
@@wilmagregg3131 we both meant about the quote of the comment.
@@federicofiordelli104 oh sorry i fixed the comment to make more sense then
The Braun Doctrine working its wonders
Hahaha
*Braunroe
@@boxcarz heheheh
"Why is Hitler in heaven?!" Well, he did kill Hitler after all.
"I'm not going to fight you bo"
“Even with all the power in the world, you are still WEAK”
>Mindlessly looks at map while watching
>"Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
imma head out
Welcome to another epsiode of: "Why does anyone still play with Braun?"
How is Braun even employed. He seems miserable to interact with and without good sense.
@@platinumsun4632 he is their mascot, he brings fun and variety to their sessions
@@platinumsun4632 I think Braun is still in High School.
@@gayfrenchsheep No, no 8th Grade at best.
@@danielm.595 Your not wrong. I always watch Bangkok Sqaure Incident every year on its anniversary. Nothing makes me laugh more.
Grug do Monroe doctrine Grug defend America
oh no Grug cant into defend America Grug cant do anything
Grug angry
I love this comment
*Greg. Also it was Braun.
@@rick7424 Why do you think i meant to write Greg
Greg and Grug are comletely different people
Grug or Glug are a words people associate with cavemen
i was making fun of Brauns logic and stuff he said you dumbo
@@yessir_ typical bokoen1 comment section full of redditors I guess
@@BroBrian_ i dont use reddit doe
dont know how you could ever come up with that
also did you watch Bo's Valheim video yet?
Everybody is talking about how Braun's character arc was ruined, but what about the fact that Swimmy became the voice of reason?
Is this a discord thing. What is Brauns character arc?
Swimmy was not the voice of reason he just did not understand the depths of Braun's autism. He thought Braun was offering war reps whilst he was actually still pushing for Peru lol.
Swimmy didn't become the voice of reason, Swimmy was brain AFK. He thought he was being the voice of reason because he wasn't listening to everyone telling Braun to accept the white peace. Bo only added war goals after Swimmy joined, Bo spent the entire time trying to get a white peace. Even after Bo killed the entire American army and could have demanded anything he demanded war reps. He took New York because Braun made him seige down the entire damn country.
Braun was a fucking dumbass and Swimmy didn't realise it until too late.
Ramirez's ancestors are going to have a field day
Last musketball make it count!
Dont forget Frost's, Truck's, Grinch's and Sandman's ancestors too.
Braun is slowly morphing into Dressel with his "muh historical accuracy" arguments and general buffoonery
Ah yes I remember when Churchill said "I'm not going to fight you Hitler"
Well technically the invasion of France happened in 1940 so one year after them declaring war
@@alfredorotondo Yes, but Churchill wasn't in charge for most of that period so it's not applicable.
churchill really should have just peaced out. britain wouldn't have lost millions, he would have ended up keeping the empire, the bolshies would have been destroyed, the reich would probably still be here today. all around a better world
@@alfredorotondo except churchill wasn't in charge until literally the day the battle of france began.
@@Poffean So are you just an edgelord, or do you actually unironically want to be identified with the 2nd SS Panzer Division.
Braun is literally so smooth brain in this video, and the people backing him up are like the older brother who has to look after him out of obligations and not out of choice.
Can’t believe this. Braun outswimmy’d Swimmy.
The last time I was this early, my country was the Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate where we used to eat tacos on horseback and elected khans through tequila drinking contests
What is this a reference to?
@@zackawesomeness2506 see the name over Mexico in the video
@@anndroiddegenis11 how the hell did i miss that. How does that even happen?
The moment that early war popped up I just remembered how well the last early war went. Also we're having ww1 over some fucking desert mountains.
Again. If I had a dollar for every time this happened, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't much but it's weird these scenarios have happened twice.
I mean last time it was at least over real wargoals.
“Sahara crisis” flashbacks
I see what you did there Doctor
Reference-inator
Braun: *shoots himself in the chest* "why would Bo do this"
"Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
What the hell did you guys do to Vicky 2?
I think I have an apt metaphor for this.
Braun tied an anchor around his leg and jumped in the ocean while complaining that this is somehow Bo's fault as he drowns himself. Swimmy then tied himself to Braun and is unwilling to cut the line until Bo's admits its his fault despite France and GB getting ready to throw him in the water.
Braun is literally did the most dumb thing anyone could've done in the History of Politics. Like... what was his agenda? he declared a war and wasnt fighting the war and now he's mad? Like wtf?
not only that but literally declare war over a desert
This is the sort of idiocy that, if someone tried it in real life, would have gotten his own side to depose him for being such a bone headed moron.
He is just angry and ruiening the game for others. He was very effective.
"Adjusts HPM mod to encourage meme wars to occur "
USA: H I S T O R I C A L A C C U R A C Y
Braun: *shoots self in the head* "I'm standing up to tyranny right now!"
"The world is a powder keg, and the spark that will set it off will be some damn fool thing in... South America?"
- Otto Von Bismarck, probably
Braun was dead wrong about being Churchill.
He's actually Leon Trotsky.
"No war, no peace" and all that jazz.
Braun "I'm standing against imperialism"
*Adds a wargoal for Bolivia*
Every time I rewatch this video, I get mind shattering amounts of mental fatigue. The sheer balls to the wall stubborn, idiotic defiance is like a well aged wine that has also somehow gone completely sour. I love/hate this.
“Why is Hitler in heaven?”
Absolutely killed me.
Braun: I am Churchill
Also Braun, not much earlier: Bo did you actually expect me to fight
Anyone else hear one of them say "I think Braun is the real neo-nazi here" while they were all dying of laughter about hitler being in heaven?
Fun fact, the area you took first has the largest copper deposit in the world.
all of the world is important.. its just americans and europeans who think that other than their continents everywhere is just sh*t...
@@Ronald98 colonisation for exploiting resources: bonjour
@@alfredorotondo another fun fact , the spanish tried to recolonize chile , peru and ecuador after their independence , since they need the resources there so they could industrialize
@@Ronald98 oh the rest of the world is important alright. where would we be without all your resources?
@@philip8498 right.. where would the so called "West" be without the oil and rubber and tin and tungsten and chromium and diamonds and gold which they all stole from around the world for advancing their own countries?? sit the f*** down you id*ot... go back to school before you start a conversation online
*2020 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo*
when title said "The Russian Invasion of America" I didnt expect that
I was kind of expecting someone to fuck up so bad as Russia that everyone immigrated to America.
@@spaceman8935 "Based on a real story"©
Serbia in the middle of all this just living a Swiss life
Everyone:
Wow Braun's gotten so mature and sensible as he's aged
Braun:
Ah, og game breaking Braun has returned....
Braun is out of his freaking mind, how the hell does his mind work to get twisted in his logic?
I feel like he's shitposting, I really hope so too
I can't believe Swimmy was the voice of reason in this one...
Very Broke: Soviet Red Alert Invasion of the USA
Broke: Goering eating the USA
Woke: The Tsar of the Russian Empire expanding Russian America
Well, the guy in charge of the Soviet Union in Red Alert 2 is a Romanov so this isn't that far off
Declares a war.
Declares he doesn't intend to fight it.
Declares he doesn't intend to accept any peace deals.
"Bo ruined the game!"
Sounds like Braun
"How do I avoid the American civil war?"
Google: Leave the USA before the year 1861
Yahoo!: Hide somewhere safe until it blows over
Bing: BECOME RUSSIA
Double the Red October, double the fun
As much fun as Braun can be sometimes I can only applaud the patience of dealing with him and Swimmy sometimes, watching some of these videos it really puts both of them in a bad light sometimes
"I am declaring war"
"I am AFK"
"You did this to yourself"
"Churchill, Churchill, Churchill"
-A Mad man
There are Swimmy moments, Dessel moments , Golden moments and then there are Braun moments. Forever cherished that meme of a ..species.
Dressel mode: on
Peter the Great in his will to all future tsars "Go and conquer Constantinople".
*Bo takes New York*
"Okay, that's good too I guess"
Braun: declares war on Bo and doesn't fight
Also Braun when Bo sweeps his country: This isn't my fault
We haven't seen Braun -100IQ moments for a while, I didn't realise that I missed them
Even if someone told me I would have never believed to see Swimmy trying to de-escalate a war and being a 100% reasonable peacemaker.
Biggest character development ever
American president declares war on Russia, defunds the military, then calls himself Winston Churchill and says hitlers in heaven
America : we declare war!
Russia : we are announcing a special military operation to de-nazify and de-militarize the united states...
The funny thing is, I can fully imagine this situation happening Irl.
so with all of them at a G20 meeting
The USA completely defund its army is something i absolutely cannot imagine tho
@@equilintogo5378 would improve reality 100% tho.
goddamn warhawks in the US government, every single president since ww2 has declared a war IIRC, with one exception, trump.
@@SuperExodian Yeah, Trump was on vacation. Lots of vacations. And when he wasnt, he was on twitter. Truly a relatable and effective president.
@@Raiju2 don't forget the loss of accountability for drone strikes, and the dramatic increase in the number of drone strikes themselves
"I'm Churchill!"
> needlessly pushes for war
> refuses to back out
> destroys his own nation
That's surprisingly accurate.
He isn't Churchill, my man is fricking Chamberlain
Can't Wait For The Modern Day Real Life Reenactment!
Are we going to ignore the Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khanganate
Yes now stop looking at it
Ah yes, Russia colonizing the worse territory in the world, classic.
As it should be)
During the Soviet era, a Jewish Autonomous Region would be created there.
I didn't realize Braun could actually get dumber but here we are
First, 8:46 When has anyone ever taken Braun seriously. And second, I think my brain short-circuited trying to understand Braun's logic this whole episode.
"I am Churchill"
Literally lets his armies die in droves cuz he didn't give them guns
Braun: calls bo a neo nazi
Also Braun: Hitler is in heaven
They did say "Un Gott Mins" did they not.
braun really pulled up in the clown car and said, "get in." germany obliged lol
-“Why is Hitler in heaven ?”
-“You know, he killed a Hitler”
Braun going confederates: *POG*
Also Braun: "standing with Hitler in heaven".
Also claiming to stand against tyranny
Ah, yeah, Russian Peru, just as school taught us
Don't forget "Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
When the plot of Twilight makes more sense then Braun playing USA.
LMFAO!!! 😂
welcome back to the bokoen show where we watch a delusional man let himself be beat to death before proclaiming himself winston churchill
It's fucking scramble for the sahara desert all over again
12:04 he got reddemed from invading denmark
The ending reveals: He didn't peace out for war reps.
The fact that Swimmy is the man trying to be reasonable is a bad fucking sign
I just lost 500 brain cells
Braun is perhaps the most unabashed narcissist I have ever seen
Do you know the link to this livestream?
Braun calling himself Churchill is like EmilyACAB calling herself MLK
"Your going to be standing in heaven with Hitler"
Help I am dead.
I laughed so hard when Bo threatened to run over austria lol. Its like being in a boxing match and then shooting the opponents wife out of nowhere