The Sahara Crisis - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell
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- čas přidán 25. 08. 2024
- Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
The dumbest world war ever...
Mods: DoD MP version
Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
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Nation/countryball guide list:
Netherlands = Burgundy
Germany = Elbian Confederation
France = Dual Monarchies
Italy = Venice
USA = Arcadia
Brazil = Lotharingia
Russia = Russia
Japan = Japan
Spain = Spain
*Spain = Pain
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The Lake Karl was named after Charles IV he was one of Czech (Bohemian) Greatest leaders and he was also emperor of HRE ( PS. I am Czech)
Why are this names so Star Trek look a like
@@matouskulhanek3320 hail Kaiser Karl IV
Swimmy: *Shoots allies in the back of the head*
Also Swimmy: I've been betrayed
Swimmy: *shoots Swimmy*
*Turns around*
Why would my allies do this?
@@hugo57k91 A 1000x More accurate
When you as a Japanese soldier have to fight the Germans in Indonesia because Spain declared war on France over some desert in Africa
Reminds me of when Japanese soldiers had to swipe German islands in the pacific because an Austrian guy was shot in Bosnia
@@freebutterfree4872 nice one 😂
@@freebutterfree4872 That's just absurd. How did you come up with this laughable plot? This would never happen irl. What's next? Canadians landing on the beaches of Normandy, because an Austrian was rejected from art school?
@@Barwasser next your gonna tell me that a former French colony beat the world's strongest superpower with weapons made in China designed by a Russian and then transported there through a back woods trail
And the germans are fighting for a confederation formed by bohemia
"I don't lose, I just win in the other direction."
Once again another famous line from strategic master Swimmy
"I don't respect Women"
Swimmy is in some strategic otherworld... i kind of wanna go there it seems to be a fun place to be
“I’m a staunch national socialist”
"The spirit of communism will save this nation!"
@@maybemaeb "because THEY CAN'T FUCKING MOVE BO. "
"I don't wanna go to war"
"I don't want war"
"Me neither"
"This is over the Saharan desert it's so dumb"
Great war starts anyways
To be fair thats pretty much the actual great war as well
that literally is the great war
russia: dont want to end up in war
Germany: no war
britain: no war
Austria: YEHAAAA SERBIA IS MINE
@@Gokaes In defense of Austria-Hungary, Germany declared war on Russia and France before Austria-Hungary did.
@@GamerGuy249 i do know that but what i described is what essentially happened, germany mobilized to defend, and russia and france did the same all because of austria attacking serbia no one else essentially wanted war the kaiser himself had said after serbia accepting austrian demands that austria didnt have any reason for war but austria still went to war and germany couldnt break the alliance
@@Gokaes Serbia accepted all but one demand. Austria knew that Serbia wouldn't accept them all anyway.
In regards to the alliance, it was a defensive alliance, with Germany, Austria-Hungary and Italy agreeing to come to each other's aid if France attacked one of them, and Italy promising to remain neutral if Austria-Hungary was attacked by Russia.
Sorry for being pedantic. I did enjoy your joke.
I love the fact that Swimmy is losing against Bo, Golden is unconditionally helping Swimmy and ISP is just sitting watching the hell.
ISP, watching the world burn over the Sahara: 👁👄👁
*2,9k likes, a heart from Bokoen1 and 1 reply???*
One of my favorite scenarios. I just picture a Bedouin nomad watering his camels at an oasis while unbeknownst to him millions of Europeans are huddling and dying in the trenches fighting over him a thousand miles away
"I don't lose, I just win in the other direction" Did Swimmy write The Art Of War?
@Kostas anagno with a chapter on light tanks
And how the Ai is stupid as all hell.
If you surround yourself with enemies, you have the option to attack in any direction.
“I didnt lose, I merely failed to win.” - George McClellan
we may never know
Meanwhile, the 15,000 people living there don’t even know there’s a war over them!
What's a Spain?
"Why die for the Sahara?"
- Anti-war slogan, 1899
Waarom sterven voor de sahara?
Why die for desert?
@@tharwabit’s delicious
I love how everyone just blunders into the great war and has instant regret. Art imitating life I guess.
The rich people starting that war certainly didn’t regret!
@@sirmount2636 not the rich germans kek
@@sirmount2636 the rich guys in russia most certainly regretted it
@@philip8498 Well, lenin and trotsky certainly didn't, both having enough cash to live like kings in emigration before the revolutions.
@@fus132 rich guys IN russia. like aristocracy and indstrialists.
"I've been a fool"
-Swimmy every game
>Implying He wouldn’t double down and die harder
@@maxkennedy8075 Swimmy: Die Harder
well that sounds like a YoU PrObLeM
@Kostas anagno how much do we have to crowdfund for the full track?
“What did we learn today about starting Great Wars over sand?” I can practically hear the pure disapproval from ISP
He just sounded so disappointed in the players like he lost all hope and faith in humanity
@@idkwut4523 he lost that a long time ago, this just reinforces it
Because he realized by then that real players' decision making and logical thinking ability are actually worse than Vic2 AI's.
@@hanselsihotang i mean ww1 over pathagonia makes more sense at this point
7:05 ISP re-invents the Congress of Europe
You know it's bad when ISP suggests you be more of an adult about something.
HAHAHA he sounded like a disappointed parent staring at a dumb child.
It's funny that they are playing at a slow speed so this would be taken like 10 minutes
Everyone is playing Vicky 2 while Swimmy is playing TNO
God Swimmy is so goofy he's one of my favorite characters
I always knew swimmy was a fictional character
@Tea Time Gaming Junior I subscribe to this conspiracy theory
Pog
Swimmy literally be like: "not if anything to say about it, I have."
Teacher:" today we are gonna discuss the first world War. Can anyone tell me how it started?"
Spain and dual monarchies yell to each other: "ITS MY SHEEP!!! "
swimmy is literally himmler from TNO at this point
BurgSys swimmy
There is no hope under the black swimmy
TNO Himmler is more internally consistent than this.
I mean, he's got a completely batshit insane ideological worldview and goal. But he is behaving within that worldview and working towards that goal in a logical manner.
Swimmy is just... Swimmy.
I wasn't going to make a referance, buuut....
Virgin Vic2 Burgundy vs Chad TNO Brugundy
7:34 "oo I now have gas attack"
Burgundy moment
Italy: Why’d you attack my capital? I was on your side!
Burgundy: I’ve been stabbed in the back!
*Burgundian Lullaby plays*
@@krane1155 STRENG GEHEIM
Sorry, gamers only.
-Gamer Man
5:28 Swimmy roleplaying as a very different Burgundy with that kind of rhetoric
I’m convinced that swimmy is just a random number generator with some of the things he does.
Vicky 2 DoD? POG!
Also, I like when Bo makes his pops support Laissez-faire through election events, but then constantly complains about Liberals taking control. What could have possibly prevented that?
He is just expelling liberals in the other direction.
Anyone considering communism?
A
@@stelscarrot ah, he's expelling liberals straight into Government positions? Damn, Stalin should take notes.
I feel like Swimmy is that one guy from that dubbed over kungfu movie where they purposefully trained him wrong as a joke, but instead of teaching him martial arts wrong they taught him realpolitik wrong.
To be honest, I could see the European powers having a war over a fucking desert.
Reasonable people: I don’t wanna fight for some God forsaken area thousands of miles awake from me
European leaders: MMMMMMM sand yum yum in my TUM TUM!
Can't wait to add sand into my bread!
I dont like sand its coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
@@memer7987 Sands not the only thing that gets everywhere...
Oy Vey!
@@augustusstamer2428 You can't gas sand :c
@@memer7987 but you can bomb dresden to the ground! Let's do it again boys!
Whomever wrote Swimmy's script needs an Oscar or Bodil
Imagine you're going to war.
You've seen all your friends gassed, blown up or snipped in their trench.
Then you get home and discover all this slaughter was over the Sahara Desert.
It’s pretty realistic how Europeans treated each other in the late 1800s
Swimmy failing to create the ordenstaat is pretty pog
@Kostas anagno just like himmler would
When Iwo Jima did not sound enough as a meme.
Swimmy is role playing TNO Burgundy after that great war
Heydrich wins the Civil War.
"WTF I love Germany now."
Finds out that Heydrich is not on board with Himmler's Plan
"WTF I hate Germany now."
Poor Golden, he's always so ambitious yet he always gets struck down.
Twice the pride, double the fall
@Kostas anagno best comment
@Kostas anagno
Swimmy is Hotzendorf,
Dressel is Luigi Cadorna,
Golden is Enver Pasha.
@@sebastianpijov8708 That is scarily accurate.
"After this a crisis appeared" Literally 60 years later
Less than a minute in and Swimmy is already full-on delusional. That's how you know it's gonna be a wild ride.
Jesus Christ, ISP finally hit puberty
"I'm going full fucking Endsieg. I'm gonna kill all of you" -Burgundy
HOI4 TNO Moment
Swimmy is our resident excavation expert with all the holes he's digging
"Why die for Sahara?"
Loving the amount of Vicky II recently!
having a world war over actual territory is more than what happened irl at least. ww1's trigger was a guy deciding to get a sandwich and a driver taking a wrong turn.
Bo "Swimmy, you're fully sieged"
Me "again?"
Golden immediately afterwards "How do you do this every single game?"
Feels like the videos are becoming interactive now.
I think Swimmy missed the memo and thinks he's playing TNO Burgundy rather than DoD Burgundy
I love that Swimmy completely forgot about the fact that he controlled the entire Indian subcontinent
There is no hope under the Black Swimmy
"I don't lose, I win in the other direction" ~Swimmy, 2020
Swimmy making His entire nation an uninhabited, cratered hellscape because then no one will want any of the territory and His nation won’t loose any land in the peace deal.
You guys just don’t get his ultra brained 8.56D plays. Swimmy’s brain at this point has grown beyond this dimensional plane.
So he created TNO Bruhgundy in Victoria 2? That really is a 8D 420 IQ moment right there.
@@ZKP314 Ah, another man of culture I see
Bo: you're losing
Swimmy: I don't lose, I merely fail to win!
There comes a point where you watch enough of bo’s channel that you can predict which nation swimmy is by reading the summary in the beginning of the video
The angrier Golden gets the worse his mic connection is
His salt is so concentrated it warps the time space continuum around him
“Let’s have world war 3 over sand hurhurhur”
I don't like sand, it's rough and course and it gets everywhere
@@F22onblockland ah a man of culture I see
Swimmy really be out here playing ping pong with who's side he's on
Absolute madlad's brought Burgundy from TNO to Vicky 2
"I dont loose, I just win in the other direction" Swimmy 2020
Wonderful wise man
Swimmy is litterly Italy during the world wars
"Nah I want to be on Bo's side now"
"Jk sorry isp"
Bokoen's Bizarre Adventure Part III: Saharadust Crusaders
"I don't lose, I just win in the other direction" is gonna be one of my favourite quotes from Swimmy
Burgundy instantly fought a death war... My guess is Swimmy is playing Burgundy
Edit: Prediction was correct, of course it’s correct
And people say that our great war fired up for someone shooting someone important , and you guys are firing up a great war for a piece of sand.
"Pasta Fasul, I've been a fool"
- Swimmy about twice per game
I think this is the first time I've seen war exhaustion kick in on the actual players! "I don't want to go to war again" lol
“I don’t lose, I win in the other direction.”
-Swimmy
I love how Bo and ISP are fighting to not have Swimmy as an ally and trying to pawn him off to someone else.
I’ve never played this game before, therefore have no idea how it functions, but I love watching these absolute characters
Yeah I know almost nothing about Vicky 2 but their personalities make up for it. Also whenever a video includes Swimmy it gets much better
When goring attacks Ordenstaat Burghund in TNO be like :
First, I ❤️that ISP is back with Bo and second, I got into Vic2 because of this, thanks for the content!
9:09 this really feels like the oversimplified video about WWI, like everything is fine and then suddenly Bo comes around like: „let’s have a war!“
This series continues to show why i never really wanna do any PDX game in MP with PvP. Fun to watch people losing their shit or going full autism over a patch of desert but not something I'd wanna endure listening to on a daily/weekly basis over with my friends in HOI4,VIC2,EU4,CK3.
Omit the Sahara part, just hearing the conversation and you would be easily mislead to thought this is a TNO game
Imagine fighting a war over grains of sand
Golden and abra the only people capable of starting a world war over sand
“I don’t like sand, it’s coarse rough, irritating and it gets everywhere” - some Spanish guy about to plunder the world into hell over the Sahara.
TICK TOCK BURGUNDY'S CLOCK KEEPS ON TICKING
This Burgundy is as cursed as the one our community tries to forget
STRENG GEHEIM
«I don’t lose, I just win in the other direction»
Swimmy gotta be my favorite character in the bokoen universe. Never a dull moment with this guy
Swimmy is chef Boyardees level of Mussolini
Swimmy is a true master of (un)RealPolitik
“I don’t lose. I just win in the other direction.” Greatest quote ever.
Burgundy: "I hate Elbian Confederation"
"I love Elbian Confederation"
"I hate Elbian Confederation"
Swimmy is just pure chaotic neutral...
Swimmy's just a rabid dog who lashes out at anyone who gets close and I love it
Golden is all the attitudes that led to ww1 compressed in one person in every hoi4 victoria2 and eu4 game ive seen him in
I see Bo, I click
Swimmy admitting he's a fool? It's a Christmas miracle!
I swear TNO makes me double check every time i read the word 'Burgundy' now
STRENG GEHEIM
Five years ago I lost 30,000 men over a desert and the world just F&cking watched
At least when the final troop scales the pile of millions of bodies, they can rejoice in the conquest of the sahara desert
So glad you guys are playing DOD! It’s honestly the best mp mod for vic 2 imo
2 years late but swimmy being burgundy makes a lot of set
as a wise man once said "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
"I was your ALLY you DICKHEAD!?"
I want to believe real governments talk like this to each other.
Swimmy’s going on a rampage. XD
Swimmy: "France and the Dual Monarchies will cease to exist"
Also Swimmy: "I don't get why everyone wants to fuck me"
Swimmy: says literally anything
Everyone else: Ah yes, the negotiator
The arguments going on during that World War were almost perfectly historical to the real first WW.
That, and Burgundy went Full Best Korea real quick there.
The conference of Berlin is wild damn
Wow, Swimmys going full on Burgsys and it's only WWI
thank you for uploading on my birthday!! i know its not just for me or anything but its always nice to see you post!!
Happy Birthday!
4:28 this is how I imagine that the politicians of WW1 actually sounded like behind closed doors. xD