That's why they call me Mister Glass (Balatro)
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i'm not gonna buy a pluto for $3. however, a chance at pluto for $4? now we're talking
Gambling addict
Now you’re getting it
“It could be anything. It could even be a pluto”
LMAOOO
His card gaming childhood takes over, my man loves opening packs
1:35 me when I demand hotwheels cars from a wizard and he turns me into a seagull
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the multiple glass breaking all at once is so loud and jarring it activates my fight or flight, and brother I ain't fightin'
*insert gif of SpongeBob screaming and running away*
Oooooo I'm a little bolatro goblin hee hee hee
So trueeee
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me when i pull up NL on the work computer during my Zoom meeting (I'm being laid off)
@@peppercorn1553based and gambling pilled
@@peppercorn1553Quick lil tip: you put the meeting on your side screen and the balatro video on your main screen, so to the other people in the meeting think you are paying attention when in fact you are +2'ing
Space Joker for this challenge went so crazy
The only Space Joker in history that actually did it's job properly
59:37 me at the loan office after my good friend Clifford the Big Red Dog wants me to sign the lease but I see his credit report
Y’all mfs is funny man +2
5:17 pov your a goblin and someone's under your porch
5:59 vampires when someone invites them to a formal dinner at their house
+2 that one actually made me laugh aloud
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0:01 localthunk in 10 years introducing his new game:
Holy +2
what? he just says "Three!!!"
3:58 Me when I live in a city with a good public transportation network and I need to commute to my workplace
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...and the fare is kinda expensive but that's ok
We’re balatro players of course we say it’s a won run after getting our first joker.
NL really has the best luck in this game. I swear I'm gettin screwed left and right out here
Holy cow, the mad lad crushed the first challenge so bad, he rolled straight past the slash marker without cutting the CZcams video.
Don't at me, spoiler shamers.
21:15 minecraft youtubers when someone asks if they want nudes
+2
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😂
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Holy +2
NL using death cards to make more purple 3s but replacing his number cards instead of face cards is turning me into a type A chatter
And strengthing his 10s 🤦🏻♂️
My honest response: 21:50 🗿
usually i'd be right there with you, but cmon, the run was won anyways
@@calebmcnevin20:41
when he strengthened not one but TWO 10s i actually shouted
33:56 me when I don't have any money so I make a quesadilla out of whatever I have in the pantry
longtime vod frog, when he started deliberately making face cards I was losing my mind till he said he was doing it on purpose
6:08 me at the grocery store muttering to myself about sales on items that were priced 20% lower than the sale price just two weeks ago:
27:07 when im in first grade learning about the civil rights movement:
27:09 Bernie Sanders if he was alive in 1955
He _was_ alive in 1955 😅
"If the right thing to do doesn't matter then it's not the right thing to do"
ITT: Type A chatters when NL fucking slices through a challenge like butter
Soooo true
ITT?
@@jordanleighton6893 Means "In This Thread" normally, but it's being used to refer to what's in the video this time.
Tyty
20:51 me when I ask for more sauces and they give some
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20:45 when the riddler finally defeated Batman
Why is your throat drying out from peeing, NL? I think you're doing it wrong.
Hemomancer be like:
I pushed the camel through the eye of the needle. I sucked the blood from the stone
3 minutes in, completely bungles the math on the two pair. Never change
Genuinely one of your funniest videos unintentionally, couldn’t stop laughing while eating a chicken bake
Trueee lmao
The more question marks I get the better it gets its a power I have never felt before!!
Im a doctor you should be on one beer at all times.
Now I understand why you’re so impressed by my food guesser guesses, its because you have never seen food before.
we’re costco guys of course we watch balatro while eating a chicken bake
12:45 Galileo in 1609
If you just drink the piss, the cycle is endless
Now you’re just taking the piss
Okay ChrisChan
Rolling past mystic summit when it gives more mult than greedy joker and works on any hand
The Philadelphia 76ers AI joke was incredible
When you refresh a 100 times and finally see another balatro video Cereal
I think I might have an NL Balatro addiction.
damn the guaranteed wheels go crazy though
./....dries your throat out?
my dude, *_where are you peeing_* ?
32:55 me when I'm lying awake at 4 AM thinking about the fact that I should have been in bed 6 hours ago and now I'm going to be a tired wreck the next day
This challenge was so hard for me and my guy just buys space joker and rolls it.
Glass (2019)
33:39 For anyone interested this is pretty much a skit by the Whitest Kids U Know called Super Size Me with Whisky
ride the bus did nearly nothing that run because it applied the mult after everything was doubled by the glass, but I don't have the heart to tell the adorable egg man
the mult is still being applied to the chips from his leveled up high card, then getting multipled by polychrome abstract, it’s still something
youtube maths: if you add to a number that's just been multiplied, it doesn't change value
2 * 2 + 2 = 4
@@TomsThoughtsonThings +2 (which is equal to 0 apparently)
when NL laughs the evil laugh and says "delightful" a joker gets its polychrome
21:33 golden
Watching you strength the 10s into face card is pure gold.
I love you NL
call me Samuel L Jackson the way nl has broke me
First run finally conviced me NL is actually insane (and also goated).
Bro chat was losing its mind on the “noodle soup” discourse
The Noodle Discourse had me doubled over in pain laughing while making a tortelinni pasta
4:43 big "one more lane" energy here
DA FUCKIN ART OF STORYTELLING IS UNDERRATED AS SHIT +2000
Bro had the luckiest run you could on this challenge and then piloted it in the most infuriating way just to piss off chat lol
27:11 NL confirmed not racist
"Let me find the perfect hand. I think I've found it: 7. Delightful."
I was like "bro, how lucky are those wheels? He really was due.". Yeah, 2 dices, I'm stupid
Chicago reference for the title of the vid is excellent
NL making more face cards to flex on the type A chatters.
Evil NL Arc is still going strong >:3
If you flew to a con you CANNOT clown on people for flying to the eclipse.
my man ended the video with a damn candide reference. respect.
Nother delightful episode, thankss evg
There should be a joker that gives you 1X mult if your hand contains high card
I'm always astounded at how NL is a repository for all and an cultural references.
Impressed NL picked the correct best Outkast song. Da Art of Storytelling pt I is an all time classic.
Mfer not deathing every face card got me feeling some kinda way
He’s already started reusing titles for balatro 😭
Autopilot run so boring that egg has to bully chat just to stay awake. You love to see it.
Something about this dude I could listen to him talk about nonsense forever. If only he were real cause damn he is cooking
Someone check on North Sentinel Island, make sure they’re alright
The difficult game about climbing finale, my liege
My favorite part of NL as a whole is the communitys various "me when i" comments referencing a statement made in a video. +2s all around brothers.
This would've been a great run for him to use all the Strength cards he skipped or sold to turn Kings into Aces so they're no longer Faces.
he won easily tho
Both valid statements
What's with the S+ tier music takes every video man, this is the sauce that's holding me back from morbing into a Type A chatter
38:56 Hi tomo
Little bro is getting a bit too smug
Balatro 3‼️
I knew u was a real one! And it was confirmed as soon as u said ATLiens.
Hey NL, don’t you have a balatro episode called this? The one right after the game first released from a month ago is the same
The type A chatters have started back seating the episode titles 😬
How did I just get here and this man is already talking about his piss?
That “and then you make more piss” was so poetic.
I've never set parameters around "the countdown" and my daughter has never questioned it. She's very smart, almost 7, and it works every time she's not cooperating. I can't explain it.
Italian wedding soup does contain pasta, but is it a noodle?
15:22 I was working in an ER during the 2017 eclipse. I took 4 minutes to walk outside. Got on a plane to see the eclipse this year, but it was cloudy. I plan on going to northern Spain in 2026, because even if it’s cloudy, I’ll be in Spain.
If I just wait until approximately 6:33pm tonight I'll basically just see an eclipse then though
I drove to work during the eclipse. No traffic.
Bro hit every wheel
They should add negative for playing cards, doesn’t count for hand size or for played cards, so you can end up playing 7 cards if 2 are negative etcetera
Been playing Balatro 5 hours a day for 2 months and he learned today that a card can only have one edition
The eclipse passed over me but I stayed inside because my lizard brain gets very scared seeing the sun get eaten by the moon
Northernlion drinking a beer to enable his sense of smell the same way popeye eats spinach
My ass like wow he's really due on those wheels they keep hitting... Forgetting the probability was maxed.
56:00 It's like your chat is just AI, guessing at what food is.
Throwback title
Drinking beer can cause blood vessels to dilate and increase flow to your brain, which in turn can temporarily enhance your sensitivity to sensory inputs, like scent.
He is so feisty today
Space joker or vampire are amongst the best ways possible to win this challenge and he gets one first try
25:46 so true
I thought his favourite pasta was conchiblee
I called Macaroni a noodle and then the sun disappeared, Egg is right.
From this day forward, I'm referring to my job as an email job 😂
"Get the to a nunnery" gotem
Wait that's crazy I also lost my sense of smell randomly ~17-18 yro... but I don't drink so I'm not sure I'll ever try the whole 1 beer = can smell thing
When they say lasik, do they also include the operation that involves using a knife instead of a laser? If so, then I see where they are coming from
BRO GOT EVERY WHEEL
With jokers it was a 4/4 chance
@@thisismywillthanks I’m dumb as a brick