Northernlion's Best Chat Roasts and Responses
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I'm sorry, but "I'm Sisyphus and you're the damn rock" is such a god-tier insult
Hades level insult
Beginning of Sisyphus bit @ 13:08, exact quote is @ 13:36.
That might have been the most devastating thing I've ever heard
Hah, i see what you did there, nice
which stream is it from?
The fact that NL seems to remember random chat names and previous messages is low key insane. Just getting on the spot audited with just a glance (and he do be glancing)
He's a freaking savant with that stuff.
IwntTocomeInRainbo.... ah, tis a forgotten name.., tis but a memory. Lost to time. 🪽
He's like a robot Hasan
It is weird. He seemed to recognise me in Dan's chat, while I 100% certainly do not stand out negatively. I'm not a weird parasocial freak like most other people he seems to target. I'm fairly sure some other Louie did some weird stuff.
He's a true pro. Been doing it so long its second nature. Incredible though.
'you don't need to theory-craft ways to lose to me' goes so so hard
“Isn’t that an Agamemnon joint” is such an insane line LMAO
A series of words never uttered in that sequence ever in mankind
some of the funniest shit I have ever heard
Bro heard Augustine and audibly sighed😂
one of my favorites from the Isaac tier list: " 'I have one thousand hours of experience.' That's crazy. So did I in 2011"
I saw "how did you make friends with them when they were home schooled?" live and nearly died.
He didnt even pause. The fencing class part after ruined me
Explain joke pls
The angry 'ANSWER ME!!' after that had me wheezing, dawg
@@rahulsangal5438 Hes making the joke that someone named mars would be a sheltered homeschooled rich kid and the only way you would meet them is at fencing class
wait i was homeschooled and had fencing class...
Gotta be the most intelligent streamer, the way he reads people is absolutely bonkers. "maybe if you didnt smoke so much weed before gym class in 9th grade we would be able to converse as peers"
Sanest twitch streamer
this was a reference to conversation that happened not long prior
Rhetorically intelligent*
Wait till you see my man NL play puzzle games.
@@vario6492 He is the ad guy. He has to sell those puzzle games man
@@vario6492 what happens when he plays puzzle games
The improv skills make the Roasting hurt so much more, he can truly pick words no other streamers would use.
His bit with the chatter who may or may not own two houses was a work of art.
"You've probably been in the same room for four hours, if not 27 years" is honestly a fucking incredible comeback
@@louieberg2942 “You pull open Das Kapital on the bookshelf” was so good
His roasting in the moment is better than anything I could come up with the benefit of hindsight in the shower where I'm thinking, "I wish I had thought of that during the conversation"
Absolutely love the Marcus Aurelius rant, especially as Augustine also has a meditations book
Holy shit that was hilarious before I knew Augustine wrote a meditations. Now I’m 💀
The weirdo “western civilization has fallen” statue tweeting idiots can’t keep Aurelius out of their damn mouths so I’d know that shit sucks just by context. Knowing dude was an emperor trying it instill a civic moral philosophy that boils down to “aww damn, it sucks you are hungry or whatever. You had to give what little you owned to the defacto lord so maybe you should learn to focus on the the things you can control. Please don’t do a revolt and kill all the Patricians.”
But hey some people want an old marble bust to tell them they grinded for that view and if they want to be rewarded for their hard work; don’t ask for more money, learn to trick yourself into thinking the toil is reward itself.
AUGUSTINE ALSO HAS A MEDITATIONS? 😂😂 The layers to that bit is hilarious
Pretty much every philosopher has a meditations book. I'm still giving it to NL. more of a KO than TKO
It's even better because Marcus Aurelius didn't title his book, so Augustine's Meditations are a more valid answer
"You don't have to be bad on purpose... You're already bad on accident!"
God DAMN!
I'm ded 😂
"you don't need to theory-craft ways to lose to me" is so insanely funny lmao
Never challenge a merchant in the marketplace of ideas
"I require more vespean gas" is an elite one liner
I still love the two houses use the escape tunnel Cracker Barrel bit. One of his best imo. And just so impressive that he can do that right off the top of the dome piece.
I came to the comments to see if anyone said anything about it. So God damn genius level funny.
Can you explain that bit to me?
@@ToriKo_ I'll tell you when you're older
@@longboardcamify I don't get it either 😭
@@alxuria i think the guy was talking about declaring his house as a deductible source of income meaning it wasn't his main residence and he was a landlord.
Nls bit was about him running and hiding because land lording is considered to be a privileged and exploitative means of income and his chat was not a safe place for him to be anymore now that he has been outed
This has been the best era of NL because honestly when chat is hard trolling the stream it's so nice to actually hear the streamer call it out and respond to it and not either go full psycho mode or just go "eksde guess I got baited huehue thanks for the dono!" Feels like you're watching a real person and not a paid actor or an overgrown child And the best part is you know it's partially for show and he goes out of his way to make it entertaining.
@@GameConnoisseur69 That's a personal skill issue
@@GameConnoisseur69 weird take
@@GameConnoisseur69 if it works, it works. Nothing childish about it
13:36 "I'm Sissiphus, you're the damn rock!"
Banger line.
Sisyphus* :P
I don't wanna pog I don't wanna pog!
i love how so many of these clips are recent. just goes to show you nl is truly on his psycho arc. the golden age continues!
cue "why does everything have to be an ARC" rant he recently did heh
Is it me or he used to be polite and peaceful before Luna was born. After Luna, he got more and more unhinged...
@@vario6492men do be getting unhinged as they age
@9:30, I can't believe this damn man knew about home-schooled kids and fencing class. I was the literally the only public school student apart of my fencing club.
thats like the most specific thing i have ever heard in my life
Hi mars
The capital gains moment is still one of the funniest stream clips I've ever seen
the fucking marcus aurelius rage is so real
The deep sigh before he ranted. Isn't that an Agamemnon joint?
"...only the rock's gotten even heavier but you know whats that ok because I've gotten even stronger." -Northernlion, words to live by
I love his rants, the mix of sounding so perturbed and the choice of words. The catharsis you get from the rants is of the purest quality
+2
sapling spotted in the wild
@@karunochii showing up when you least expect it 👀
The most literate and creative streamer
Jerma:
@@DOG_EATER_1887 Sucks.
Jerma might not be literate, but he is certainly more creative.
@@BennyAscent My glorius king NL is just quiet quitting and I love that for him
@@DOG_EATER_1887NL > Jerma imo
He's the S to my M
🤨📸
The sharp inhalation and subsequent restraint at "Try the duck build" gets me every time.
It is weird how i basically see NL as a (stand-up) comedian in my head. Yet we are never gonna get a "NortherLion Tour". His "Specials" are supercuts like this one.
“you don’t need to theory craft ways to lose to me”
Man i don't know how he keeps it together sometimes
"Don't care, didn't ask, plus your Twitter PFP is a college football team's logo"
just gonna go ahead and slip this one into my back pocket for later
Oh boy, my new favourite genre of video. Great idea, bentz.
The egg gets one-guy'd a lot, but it produces great content.
I live for the one-guys, wdym???
I feel like NL’s one guy usually gets swiftly vaporised, while jerma’s one guy causes him to lose his mind for up to four hours
@@oshadaso true
the “things change” one is so funny im actually obsessed with it
Nuclear level roast
"Mars is not a name" from the guy with a friend named Apollo
"Just roll the jackpot on the slot machine, just get pocket aces" is such a fantastic quote
“Quantum backseat” is the perfect way to describe twitch chat
26:35 was too god-tier, could not see where it was going till it arrived.
Absolute favorite clip comp so far, getting stunlocked roasting chatters is the PEAK of NL content. I am living for this.
12:18 such a iconic bit
the Prometheus rant is flawless
*makes a chat message in someone else's chat he didn't read 6 months ago*
_NL will remember this_
Man the clip with “meditations thats Augustine right” I felt myself gasp. I knew the egg was about to destroy someone. Thank you for this compilation bentz
If anyone can find the rant where he goes off on the english curriculum I would be forever grateful.
Probably not possible since it was over a year ago. He was playing sap and chat was discussing metaphores vs aliteration. Someone chimes in "English teacher here..." providing the answer to which he responds "English user here, who gives a fuck?" From there it's a masterful indictment of how we're taught useless info in english class instead of how to communicate effectively in the real world.
this is from a react court episode, ill see if i can find it
Ill def put it in part 2 if you can find it
@@ezgolf1764 oh that makes sense!
@@bentzedits I will go through the whole playlist if that's what it takes
Will be coming back here for updates this sounds elite
i wish i could see chats reaction to the roasts
Maybe in part 2 👀
@@bentzedits POGCRAZY
@@hautoa1513 Honey new ocean just dropped: Seas of +2s
@@bentzedits Please include "you sound like you have 'talk like a pirate day' marked on your calendar" if you can find it
@@bentzedits Lfg
16:47 that was a powerful Rick Sanchez stammer
NL is a kinda guy who will say "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" when presented to an average Twitch chatter.
The outro song goes so hard I've been playing it constantly on Spotify. Pls make more asap!! ❤️
9:24 Mars caught the fattest stray of ALL TIME
14:25 goes nuclear hard
I know a lot of streamers watch NL and I personally believe that they get catharsis from listening to NL body chatters over and over. It's like being a waiter and watch that IHOP cook.
I agree and i think its because he has been consistent about boundaries with chat. The true goat.
You're doing god's work good sir stay pegged :)
I was SUPER appreciative of all your other NL supercuts, but this one takes the cake. So many gems. Thank you. This one broke the subscription barrier.
I wish this had the “i survived an earthquake” bit
Ill put it in part 2
I love how much higher pitched his voice gets within half a second
He’s really channeling his undercurrent of Jack Nicholson energy at 14:00
we need more clips of him calling out dumb chatters
Ill do a part 2 for sure. Maybe a part 3 if people like them this much
Fantastic work brother there were many of these I'd never seen before
He's the best to ever do it.
I LOVE the Banter. I LOVE the Rougelikes. but goddamn... I LOVE the Roasts😂😂😂
I knew he was gonna pop off as soon as he said 'Meditations is Augustine'
4:10 this clip has lived rent free in my head since it happened I don't even understand why he became the joker
I can't stop rewatchinf this, I knew the combo of a Bentz upload + having the Sisyphus bit referenced at the start was gonna be EPIC thanks for the pogs
The Sisyphus pog boulder was one of the funniest bits the egg ever hatched
@pigment peddler +2 many people are saying this
oh boi we eating good big up bentz
NL passes you the Overwatch Low Health Gasp boof, wdyd
He's vicious, and he does it with such style and flair that chat feels blessed when he destroys them
The newborn-sleepless arc was god tier.
We got "you buy your jeans at the supermarket" cause I think about that one on a weekly basis.
oh this is gonna be a good one, let me crack a cold McDonalds sprite🥤 and settle in
I'm Sisyphus and you're the damn rock
First time I saw 14:46 I laughed so hard I didn't sleep right that night
this man is fucking insane and i am here for all of it
I keep replaying is it? on my spotify all day it's so fucking good
Thank you!
NL exposing these amoeba-level smooth brains is one of my favourite things about him. Found his content a few years back and have loved his streams since.
To see his child grow up was soooo adorable.
I've lost track of how many times I've heard Symetra tell me she requires more vespene gas to push a lane.
He is like an angry version of Jerma
I appreciate that you put the outro song in the description +2
Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for the video!
Das Kapital!! pog mountain!! all the classics are here ❤
I love this compilation!
These levels of concentrated dopamine are reaching the apex of pog mountain
this is my all time favourite video on the internet thank you
05:06 starts with: What’s the purpose of rat whale? And ends with a murder 💀
40% chance when making a benign comment to get roasted to shit for no reason
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625that’s my kink
it's crazy how much serotonin my brain secretes when I see the egg go off on random chatters
16:15 having been a plumber's assistant assembling trailers, I can confirm it is pretty close to water lego
"Duuude, theres no toddlers!" rofl
My favorite thing about this is there is a meditations of Augustine
My favourite thing is that most of these are him going off on completely innocuous messages. Posting in the egg's chat is like playing Russian roulette with a revolver with eight million chambers and one bullet.
These are the best things ever
What a banger of a vid to watch while I eat my dinner.
This is my new favourite NL compilation, and I am sure many people are saying this.
Isn’t that a Agamemnon joint ? 😂
12:16 - back to back bangers 😂
"How did you make friends with them when they were home schooled? ANSWER ME!.... Was it fencing class?" - lol
Great idea for a compilation vid some of NLs best stuff😭😂
Whoa the peleton glow up is amazing!
I legitimately think about the Charlize Theron quote every single time that movie gets brought up
NL: King of the Strays
You are literally my hero
"Mars is a name if you're in ancient Rome'
-has a friend who goes by Apollo
ITS AN ASSUMED PSEUDONYM
Oh this is gold
The first 40 seconds have "Requires more vespene gas". I'm sold.
the escape tunnel to cracker barrel is so fuckin good lmao
In Prometheus, has anyone ever considered that when that character is running away that they're considering whether they want to die or not?