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"Ever had one of those days where everything just goes wrong in the blink of an eye? 🤦♀️ Well, get ready to cringe, because today we're diving into the most epic day-ruining moments in 10 seconds or less! From spilled coffee catastrophes to unexpected downpours, buckle up for a rollercoaster of relatable fails that'll have you saying, 'Yep, been there!' Don't forget to hit subscribe and join the commiseration crew! Let's commiserate together, folks! 😅 #DayRuined #RelatableFails #CharlotteDobre"
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Hi, I'm Charlotte Dobre. I'm an actor, reactor, singer and sometimes (not really) comedian. On this channel I do reactions, commentary and occasionally I make a joke or two. I love poking fun at social media, weddings, entitled people, tiktok and OF COURSE petty people. I upload daily, usually 7 days a week, unless life gets crazy or I get lazy. Come hang out, it's a good time.
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Hi Charlotte, I'm a woman who had zero carpentry skills. I wanted my basement finished and I didn't want to shell out the money to have someone else do it. I bought several books on how to finish a basement. I read them in depth. I mastered every power tool known to man. And I finished it on my own with the assist of my husband who has less carpentry skills than me. He mostly came down to hold a board or paneling. We women can do what we put our minds to.
Great job!!🎉🎉 And yes, we can❤
Yes ! I built a farm style table and painted the chairs , came out gorgeous
Get it girl!!! I refinished floors, did drywall and did some decent landscaping work myself with a some assist. I like crowbars just like I like high heels. I also own my home and live by myself. So I have no passive aggressive comments to be ladylike 😂
If a pipe was leaking, I fixed it. If a cabinet door was loose, I tightened it. I would never tell my husband about anything wrong because our facet was dripping once and he cost me a $700 emergency repair by breaking off the main water shut off in our basement at floor level instead of spraying WD-40 on the shut off valve under the sink. My father had to rewire half our basement standing on a milk crate in 6 inches of water because my husband managed to break the water line, short out the electricity in half the house and flood our basement for a second time while putting in a new hot water tank. I never told him if anything needed repairs.
@@kimmyB9203 omg. That’s terrible. I can’t imagine the clean up holy cannoli.
I think the BIL has a crush on OP, and she's not "living up to the fantasy" in his head. Why else is he so fixated on her life?
I agree 💯 on this!! If they were only friends, it might bother him, but not to this degree. When someone has this perfect image of another person, there’s a deeper reason why.
Yeah, the obsession over it is far more disgusting than any flatulence. I wouldn't feel comfortable alone with him personally.
Exactly!
That's what I was thinking !
That’s exactly how I read into it as well lol
During his campaign tour, Obama stopped in my town for a speech. I was seated in the disabled section. Afterward, an elderly woman next to me said wanted to shake his hand as he was coming past us but there were too many people and she was afraid she would get crushed (being frail and on a cane). I had an idea. Pressing toward the front of the crowd, I got her between me and the barrier as Obama made his way down the line toward us. I reached over her head (she was tiny) for his hand and he clasped it -- but I held onto him and brought the lady's hand up so they could connect. Secret Service rushed forward and snapped "HEY!" at me just as I let go and held up my arms to show I meant no harm; I pointed down to the old lady who was now talking to the then-senator. They must have understood because they relaxed and nodded. As for the old woman, she turned to me after Obama had moved on and gushed, "I think he's going to be our next President!" and I smiled at her and said, "I'm sure of it!" We were both right. It is a moment I will always treasure.
Let's GOOOOO Brandon!!!!!
@@JessielovesyaLove Dark Brandon! 💙💙💙
@@AimeeAimee444 Dark Brandon is hilarious! I appreciate that he can laugh at himself . . . and that he has a soul. 💙
@@Jessielovesyayes LET’S GO BRANDON!!!!!
Thats lovely 💜
Related-ish to the first story: I was once hanging out at a local bar, and a friend and I got started talking. The conversation turned to death, which is a topic I’m knowledgeable in (archaeology degree and lots of research on historical deathcare/funerary customs,) and rather passionate about. We mostly talked about eco deathcare and de-stigmatizing grief in the western world.
Some guy who was also sitting at the table was watching our conversation the entire time. When the guy I was talking to got up to go get another drink, this dude leaned over towards me and told me “it’s weird that you’re talking about death so much. It’s rather unladylike actually.” He then started to try and tell me that I don’t need to obsess over death because Jesus, and I cut him off RIGHT there. “It’s unladylike…?” “Well yeah…” “Weird... Who found that Jesus’s tomb was empty…? Oh right, the women… do you know WHY they were going to his tomb..?”
He left. 😂
Awesome response!!
Excellent response
Why were they going to the tomb?
@@vishnunataraj5169 To anoint (?) his body as a sign of respect. Basically, using spices and perfumes (oils probably) to control the smell of decomposition and other stuff. Like an older form of embalming.
@@vishnunataraj5169 To enbalm the body, if I remember correctly. Basically, they were taking care of his corpse.
Honestly, the BIL had an unhealthy fixation on her, and she did the right thing shattering it.
Yesss!! It like hella weird like dude I'm not your wife I'm your brothers wife WTF.
Would definitely explain why he pouted alllll day long.
100%. He wanted her to be his 'perfect woman'. Creepy. Glad they are moving out.
Yes An earth "shattering" F@rt😂😂😂
@@allyw1364 yaaaaaaas, thank you for picking that up! 💥
I once farted in a small library. I thought it was gonna be silent. It twas not! It was SUPER loud and echoed through the silence like a bomb. I immediately saw heads popping up and swiveling all over the library like meerkats. So I did what anyone would do and copied them, trying not to laugh like a maniac. To this day it makes me giggle out l9ud whenever I think of it.
Meerkats lol.
That's hilarious, especially with the meerkats!! That reminds me of a similar story of mine. I was with my best friend at the dollar store and farted. It was silent but deadly and she was disgusted with the small but thought it was funny. We quickly went into the next two aisles. When I came back it a bit later still smelled bad and I was impressed. I loudly asked "Who farted??". People were giggling and no one suspected me. 20 years later, my best friend and I still call it the "dollar store fart".
Yoga class... 🧘♀️
@@mycreativeheart4159 Oh no.
@@Kayenne54 "Universe... Please open up a black hole and swallow me up!!"
“He sounds single af” took me out!!!! I’m still laughing 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Decades ago I was foreman of a maintenance crew and got assigned my first ever female crew member. While she had little experience to begin with she was smart, curious, a hard worker, great sense of humor, willing to try anything and afraid of nothing. I wish every male member of my crews had half of her qualities.
My husband has a woman on his crew and he says the same thing. I remember him telling me about a younger guy on his crew being kind of sexist when she wasn’t in ear shot. My husband made sure that any time that guy wasn’t doing something the way my husband wanted it done, he would make him go ask her how to do it right. 😂 He has also had a woman join his crew and think she was getting special treatment, like riding around with him in his truck instead of doing the manual labor she was getting paid to do. She asked to switch crews real fast once she realized she couldn’t pull that crap with him. He’s a fair man and I love that all he cares about is if you can do the job or you’re genuinely trying and willing to learn how to do the job.
Love how you embraced her ethic and other qualities and let her learn on the job. I managed building maintenance and construction projects for almost 40 years, and couldn’t possibly count how many double takes, disbelieving comments and initial doubting I was met with over being a woman in that role. I was NOT a trades person or a technician. I was the Manager, later Director, decision maker, etc. And of many major, multi million $ projects. I always got a kick out of the disbelief that my gender in that role prompted. Happily, there were almost no instances where I was not able to perform my work well, even though yes, I have orders to big tough old fashioned thinking dudes. Well into my retirement now, I still am in touch and have many friends who were among those that were surprised to find me in charge in a male dominated industry. It is a source of endless gratification that I often get asked for my opinion about how to handle a project from guys. So I appreciate how cool it is that you not only accepted her, you are publicly acknowledging that yes, women can and do have nearly all the same capabilities as men, and are even often able to surpass them in non traditional roles like mine. Props to you man, you made my day!
"Polyscammerous"! 😂 That guy was fantastic!! 😅
😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Not sure any of that was true tho really was it?! And what about asking for 7K to keep silent?!?
@@user-nw3xc2tk6y don't know what was higher, him or the amount of BS that came out of his mouth.
Not just that but the wedding was CATERED BY CHIC-FIL-A!!!
@@user-nw3xc2tk6y I don't think it was. Who talks to the bride and groom and everyone BEFORE the wedding? And who posts who's catering the wedding especially if it's Chick Fil A?
First one, the husband needed to check his brother a long time ago; the fart would not have been needed 😂😂😂
It's sad because his own brother was in love with his wife and her doing that just made him have to say something because he wanted her and he wanted her to be 'perfectly ladylike'.
@@OpaxVex I just copy pasted OP’s updates under another comment and at least from what she wrote this didn’t seem the case? They resolved things with a little chat about how this was BOTH their homes and even the BIL by the end admitted it was a little funny😆 Unless she wrote something somewhere else or there was a similar story, at least for this one, all seems well?
11:40 This is the funniest wedding train wreck story I've ever seen. Feel bad for everyone, but that guy is a riot. Clothes mishaps: once went for an afternoon nap, woke up a bit late to pick up daughter from school; scrambled into fresh clothes, almost ran to the school, got there in good time. Sitting beside some other mother waiting for her daughter, and we both noticed, at the same time, that we BOTH had our T-shirts inside out. For the same "omg I'm late, groggy nap" reason. Became friends instantly.
Had that happen at work once. Looked at a co-worker noticed her shirt was on backwards. As soon as I told her that, I looked down and realized mine was, too! We both fell apart laughing 🤣
@@jdwinks40 🤣🤣
I was a Helicopter mechanic in the army and I tought my daughter, who is a Para Medic, about aircraft, cars, motorcycles, plumbing, whatever I was farting around with through the years and her professors were astonished about how much she knew about so many things. I am proud of her.
Bahahaha! The first time I let a fart out in front of my now husband and his daughters, they stood up and applauded 😂
😂❤
Brilliant family 😂😂😂
Ngl I’d do the same. My dad’s been remarried for like 10 years and I have never heard that woman fart, even when I lived with them 😂
Lmaoo
Queen! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
6:20 ok, I'm officially in love with OP and her attitude. And also with how you said "Haha he sounds single af."
Her BIL is such a baby boy, running to his room to sulk.
I have never heard anyone so perfectly describe that very first fart that you have in the morning better than this gal! Seriously I was dying laughing and it made me happy Charlotte was too
"I am a dirty little rat" girl you have me rollin!!😂❤
Ratz for Life!! 🐀🐀
10:58 I wonder what went through that pastor's mind. "DAMN DUDE THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION..CHILL"
😅
I want to know if this is the first time. That the pastor has ever experienced this type of situation.
@@shioriryukaze It can’t be, right? I feel like it must be something that happens once in a while with weddings, and he’s probably officiated countless by now
I believe the correct phrase is “a rhetorical question.” Have a wonderful rest of the week. 💞
@@sngray11you're right! It's my bad...didn't proofread it before posting. I hv corrected it..thanks!
Kasmiggly gamoodling that 2nd video had me rolling 😆
Took me OUT 😂
When she said “the blackmail didn’t need to happen”, I gasped!! 😂
That’s two fold.
🤣🤣🤣
A purposeful fart sounds like a magical way to start the day. 💨
Just remember not to force it, especially after you've had your morning coffee. 😂
I love morning farts lol 🤣
We’re all entitled to deliberate farts!
@@phaedrapage4217 hahaha 😂
@@jenniferfriesen7691 There is nothing that gives me the ick faster than a hesitant fart. Stand firm petty potatoes, you deserve a partner who farts with intention!
The fact that you get dirty while cleaning is honestly the #1 reason I hate cleaning. If I could somehow do it without needing a shower after I'd be a much happier woman.
Thank you! My hubby would always get up and shower every morning and shower when he’s home from work. As a brick layer, you get dirty. He couldn’t understand why I didn’t. I have to clean first. You get gross and sometimes sweaty scrubbing floors and whatever. What’s the point til after?
YES! And I often get the urge to clean after showering, but then I remember…. so that’ll be for another day, or much later on lol
that's just life
@@nicoleavery7238no shit😅 so is birth. We are allowed to not like it enjoy every experience
So I’m not alone ???? Good to know 👍
Everyone get farting out of the way early in the relationship, it’s a good way to rule out the ones who get mad when your true gross self is revealed. 😂
I’ve built everything in my shared apartment! Like the; table, entertainment center, coffee table, coat hanger/shoe rack, bed frame, both computer desks, and my own electric bike!!!
My boyfriend doesn’t build, he has ADHD and is real bad about finishing projects let alone starting them. I’m autistic, I hyper fixate and like to GET SHIT DONE! If I sit down, it’s over… so I like to work until it’s done to prevent myself from losing my groove. My boyfriend loves that I am the crafty one, and that I get stuff done, it doesn’t affect his masculinity or make him feel any lesser and he compliments me on my abilities often! 🥰
Kinda sounds like you have had therapy or something to figure out how to manage your situation to have a satisfactory solution❤! & maybe he hasn't😢? I am like him, I start with good intentions but rarely finish.
(I'm 67 & just realized that my problem might be that I may have ADHD but not diagnosed. Really, why change now? BTW CZcams videos clued me in...
My pap raised me (parents weren’t a couple, just a one night stand & didn’t want me but my “mom” didn’t “believe in abortion” so she gave me to my pap) he taught me how to work on cars, do electric work, carpentry, plumbing, etc. and I’m thankful everyday for him. He never wanted me to be stuck relying on anyone but myself & now as a 33 year old mom & wife I’m thankful bc my husband wasn’t taught how to do ANYTHING. Including changing a tire! His family is wealthy & say “why learn to do it when you can pay someone else to do it for you” so I’ve been our plumber, electrician, carpenter, mechanic, etc. 😂 my husband tells me daily how thankful he is to have me bc saved us so much money ❤😂 I’m teaching our son everything my grandfather taught me so he’s able to do anything he needs when he’s an adult ❤
You came into his life for a purpose
That is so sweet, I'm so glad he didn't limit what skills he taught you!
Same, I'm the handy woman in the household. My husband didn't know how to fix anything, He was the youngest and never had to do anything for himself. I show my son and daughters how to fix stuff around the house. They learned not to dump oil in the sink when I made them snake the clogged drain. Fun times😊
You had the Pap everyone wishes they had. Not gonna lie Im slightly jealous lol! I bet your Pap is so proud of you!
@@ajamzmom4882 DUDE MY MAN DID THE SAME THING WITH OIL IN THE SINK 😂😂 he’s the youngest too
Inagine having a life so easy and umproblematic that a mere fart sends you into a rage fit LMAO
The second story, oh my god. That guy was hilarious. That was wild 😂
I don't know if you know who Mercury Stardust is (you probably do), but she's been in the home repair business all her life and wrote a book giving tips and tricks on how to fix up stuff around the house. She also posts shorts here on CZcams and Instagram, answering people's questions on how to fix things like drywall and leaky kitchen pipes.
Her book is called "Safe and Sound: A renter-friendly Guide to Home Repair" and it's really good.
I love her videos!
Good Morning Petty Potatoes! ❤
All together ladies! 1..2..3.. 💨💨💨💨💨
We say "Hello Petty Potatoes". Repeat after me; Hello Petty Potatoes
Good morning bestie! Hope everything with the car is going well! ❤
@@queenbee137Good Morning Petty 👑 🐝 and your 🤴! Had the an internal debate at the fuel pump. How much fuel to put in vs risk of them totaling it.
I read this as “pretty potatoes” and was feeling bonita for a sec 😂🥔💅
ALLO!!!
guy with the hair, we must protect at all cost. he is a national treasure!!!
KK for president!
That brother in law was definitely told that girls don't fart/burp/pee/poop when he was a kid😂
He is 37😂. I thought he was some young guy who doesn't have enough experience.
I made sure my daughter found humor in farting.. and she does.
When someone farts she laughs.. or says "daddy fart!" "Mama fart!"
I swear men are so emotional and delicate. They get offended by everything and then they are upset for hours or days. Delicate beings indeed.
Not all of them.
Not necessarily the ones whom Is classify as _men,_ either.
Im an aircraft mechanic so i work with mostly men, in their 40's and up, im 35, their egos are as delicate as they are inflated and undeserved lol. They get SO MAD when I make them explain their jokes to me of enforce my boundaries and let them know how they are allowed to speak to me 😂
It's only taken a year but i've got most of them in line now hahaha
@@redwoodrebelgirl3010 again, if it doesn't apply to you, don't hint at being offended. this just proves even more than men are sensitive as hell, lmao
That’s the same thing sexist men say about women. Truth is we all emotional. And some people in any group can be too emotional, have big egos, etc. it’s not a man or woman thing
When boys are not taught that it's normal to have emotions, they never get to learn how to regulate them in a healthy way.
im pretty sure Charolette's the only real content creator on this app. she shows us her funny and true side, there is NO TMI with her. thats why i love her
As a scout leader who wears old clothes/hiking clothes and no makeup to camps and days out, many who only know me from scouts are shocked that I wear nice outfits and makeup. I also only wear makeup about 3 days a week, several of the non-makeup days are at work. My mum is continually shocked that I don't wear makeup to work or to go out and regularly says I am not ladylike for farting, burping and not sitting appropriately. I remind her that I never said I was a lady, I'm a woman: there's a diffrence.
”I’m not a lady, I’m a woman. There’s a difference!” Is the best sentence I’ve ever read!
Thr first story reminded me of my hobby. I'm a gardener which is like so "girly" (unless you're a farmer then it's a man's profession!!!!) Like I'm not out here using power tools every day, getting mud literally on my face, becoming friends with bugs, and being the MASTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IN MY GARDEN (that last part is just a dramatic term for weeding LOL)
I love that dramatic phrase for weeding, oddly poetic
Honestly... Most gardeners I know are men so I don't know where you are getting 'girly' from
It's rather fun cuz I love gardening I did hear from my relatives in tge UK kinda looked at me gardening as an odd hobby as its mostly men in their area in the allotment gardens lol so I'm not super girly to them because I garden as a woman.
But in the US more women do gardening then men in my area lol.
It is becoming more common for homes tho the food prices are going up and I'd rather try growing more lol
lol! You just described everything that I AM. No power tools since I can only grow potted plants but I make so many buggy and planty friends and talk to them and get dirt everywhere on myself. So not-girly otherwise as well 😄🥰
@@SarcasmicGloryIn most areas it's considered girly because it's usually flowers, if it's a vegetable garden people say "it's a mans job" because it's like farming
Either way things like this shouldn't have gender XD
To the lady with the weird brother in law. Spill something in front of him and back away, if he cleans it up deeply encourage him like a dog that finally sat down after you told them to sit. Gooood boooooooy!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO Bonus points if she can make the joke go on long enough the husband who attaches her to BIL starts going "OK, maybe we can stop treating him like a dog now, I don't think he understands what's happening..." 😂
There was an update to that post, the bil was in love with his brothers wife aka op.
@@ashassassinomg!!! That's even more hilarious!! Thank you for the update ❤
@@ashassassin Why does this not surprise me?? And he thought he was going to win her over by putting her in her place??!!!?! Someone has been too active in the Red Pill forums.
Aww he was doing the classic, nagging her. No wonder he is alone at 37 lol
my hubby gets so stressed if he has to fix anything and i ADORE fixing things and putting things together so i do all the DIY. And yet the ungodly amount of people who will ask to borrow my husbands tools and give me wierd looks when i correct them that all the tools in the house are, in fact, mine.
i actually had someone try and take a circular saw off me to 'help' and i was like 'dude you're an accountant. i'd bet money ive used this power tool more than you have.'
Even though I was raised in a very traditional Italian family with certain things considered men's work/women's work, all of us were made familiar with everything. The boys were shown how to cook, do laundry and clean under the reasoning that if you have someone over you don't want them to think you're a slob. The girls were taught some car/house repairs under the reasoning that you're less likely to get taken advantage of by some shifty repair guy if you know what's involved with the repairs. It's made it interesting when I moved in with my then boyfriend/now fiance since in his family, they'd just hire someone to do what needed to be done and here I was with 'I know how to do that, why spend the money when we get the parts and I do it and it's cheaper'. He does get this little smile of pride when something comes up and I'm all 'I got this'.
11:27 THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED 😭😭😭
I am an amputee. My late beloved husband was my best support and chief motivator. One day, I got washed, dressed, and we stepped out of the house to go to work, but I had forgotten to secure the suspension sleeve that holds the prosthetic on, and it fell off. Hubby couldn't hold back laughter (I didn't fall), and carried my leg over his shoulder like a modern day body snatcher.
My husband is an amputee also. He loved using his prosthetic to mess with our kids friends when they'd come over. He'd let the dog run around the back yard with it while laying on the ground screaming. Poor kids were horrified! 😂
What a great husband 😍
@@alwaystired515he sounds like fun!!
Had a uncle who lost leg in motorcycle accident and anytime a kid would say anything about it he'd act surprised about it not being there 😂🤣😂🤣
It sounds like he was one of the good ones. 🫶🏻 I lost the love of my life as well, and I’m so sorry. Thanks for sharing a lovely memory. Hugs. 💜
The second story with the wedding had me screaming because I was not expecting that twist at all.
That shit was a cirque du Soleil twist!
13:39 her expressions are gold🤣🤣🤣
the debauchery of a wedding story was awesome😂😂
Whats funny was that in highschool i wore dresses every day, got the nickname pants'less nora by peers in my grade but in a playful manner 😅
and basically everyone acted like i was incapable of doing stuff. (Before these classes)
Anyways, i dropped out of my cooking class within the 1st week and needed to replace the class with something else. All that was available was carpentry/woodworking, i learned how to use all the heavy duty equipment. And i was the teachers favorite student, the guys in the class hated me cuz of that. The teacher would correct other students work or how they used equipment, he'd call me over and say, nora show them how it's done right (keep in mind i did this all while wearing dresses, skirts, cute outfits i loved, all while following propper attire for safety)
And he chose me to design and build many things for the school. Also if any teacher or Committee needed something built, like theater department, prom decor, he would just instantly say, go talk to nora she'll help you, insted of listening to what they needed from our woodworking department. I would hear it and make it happen. 😂
Also one of the best compliments was 2 girls signed up for the woodworking classes because they saw me in them and told me that i inspired them to feel like they can succeed in these skill sets too and i made them comfortable. They wanted to join before, but no girl had ever joined before I did.
And to add, i always felt bad that the teacher would shame the guys and would have me show them how to do things correctly or exclude them from leader roles, so i would involve the class as much as i could. I would hear under their beath, they would say it wasn't fair, and i agreed, so i did something about it.
I'd give people roles with creative freedom, and i would ask for everyones opinions individually (important because then it's really info and ideas that someone actually wants)
and then I did what they suggest. And the smiles that come from corrected anger and sadness are we'll worth the work of making all feel included
Are you a bot? Because you sound too good to be true. Empathy and inclusiveness in this day and age? Wylin.
Good job Nora!!! I loved your comment because it shows that people are complex and can have interests that aren’t always in line with stereotypes. Everyone deserves a chance to show their own ideas on something whether they fit into that stereotype and it is assumed that they will only have the same ideas that exist or they radically contradict it and show how things can change. You show how either way people should be empowered to share and explore whatever it is they want to make things better or do something different. You sound like an amazingly brave and confident person who sets examples for others in the best way 😎👍
The simple fact that Charlotte and her bf play guess my fart makes me soooooo happy. I hope these two crazy kids are together forever.
I tried to get my hubby to play with me. He was like why? I prefer to rate them.
Yeah, I wish mine would play this with me.. but he's to sophisticated,and I'm a wild one.. 😂😂😂 but we've been married for 22yrs,so it's okay.. We love our differences, it makes us love each other more.. We couldn't be more different,and yet, we're so happy together!
YASSSSSSS! Same babe!
6:03 Hahhaha “he sounds single AF” Hahahha 💀
"you shoud smile more" - OMG. Don't even get me started on that!
The clingy underwear has haunted me for years. My hubby washed the high school boys basketball team's jerseys with some of our laundry at home. When he was passing out the jerseys 16:18 a pair of my panties clung to a jersey. The boy asked hubby if they were part of the required uniform. I never want to see that kid again. 😂
That kid's got jokes though lmao
Hmmm maybe this only happens to synthetic fabric, I've never had this happen with any clothing. Microfiber hand towels, though, they have clung to my things! They get put at the bottom of the basket with the socks! Everything else is mostly cotton. I switched most underwear to mens knit boxers because I am SO TIRED of my underwear clinging on ME for dear life and never letting go. Best choice ever! (sadly still have to have the old underwear available for Shark Week but whatever)
@@dracofirex My 1st thought was, please don't be a pair of shark week undies! 😂
@@tifjohnson4358 YES!!! Never the pair of shark week undies! I'll take the accidentally bleached black ones over those any day!
😂😂😂😂😂
Clothes fresh out of the dryer are CLEAN. I was expecting Miss TikTok to not notice some horrible bodily fluid stain on her workout pants, but a clean pair of panties (while embarrassing) aren't the end of the world. At least everyone there knew that she'd grabbed her pants from the dryer and not from the hamper!
Or she'd worked them off.
Nothing compared to the time my little boy dog grabbed a pair of dirty ones from the hamper and trotted them out to the middle of the living room floor to chew on them…at my in laws! Thankfully, I found them before anyone saw them but needless to say, my laundry is on lock down now.😂
I probably would have just laughed it off and peeled them off and stuffed them in my waistband. It’s not that embarrassing to me really.😂
I really thought she was going to say a PAD 🤦🏻♀️ thank gawd it was only clean underwear !
My thought was that she'd unexpectedly started her period or her workout gear was unintentionally see-through. This was NOTHING in comparison! Lol
When the BIL asked “have you considered being more lady like?” She should have answered with a cheerful “have you considered minding your own business?”
I'm so proud of you, Charlotte. How you properly said 'reverberate" the first time makes me want to squeal and hug you. You go, girl!!!!
Omg rainbow fro 😂
I love people who are so casually chaotic they accidentally expose how much more chaotic “normal” people can be
For some reason he gives me Beetlejuice vibes.
That guy was the funniest storyteller I’ve heard in a while lmao I loved the chaos-gremlin energy 😂
He looks like a character from the Simpson’s, Sideshow Bro. 😂
'Casually Chaotic'. This z perfection, I bow to u.
(Why z there no emoji that bows??)
i try my best
The gym story reminded me of something that happened years ago. I worked in a crime lab. I frequently had to testify in court. I was waiting in the hallway with a group of male detectives for my turn in the courtroom. I had kicked off my heels because my feet were hurting. I saw a woman exit the bathroom and head quickly down this wide long hallway. She had tucked the whole back of her skirt into her pantyhose and was exposing everyone to her backside. I immediately started saying "Ma'am, ma'am..." I start running after her without my shoes still trying to get her attention. I catch up to her right at the courtroom door. She finally stops and turns to me saying in an annoyed manner "What?" That's when I tell her about her skirt in her pantyhose and thought she would want to know before entering the courtroom. She was absolutely horrified. Always a fear of mine, I couldn't let someone go through that.
I did that exact thing once… flashed my bare as$ right through a movie theatre lobby 🤣
I'm a RN, and we used to wear Uniform dresses, even scrub dresses. My mother bought me an ugly mint green one as a gift. I was teaching a group of students at a new to me hospital. used the restroom, walked out and was walking towards my student group, the chief surgeon is behind me, and tugging at my uniform. Says stand still, and it turns out my dress was tucked all into my white pants hose.He fixed it with my permission, but he was accompanied by his surgeons in training. So my students had no clue, but I dodged surgeons at that hospital. gave up on that ugly uniform tooo!
i wear skirt/dresses all the time due to a medical condition with my legs (i miss jeans) and have developed the habit of bringing my skirt around and up and tucking it under the boobs that can hold a broomstick so its basically all up front . That way when i release it from its confinement in saggy prison it just drops back down...tho i do make sure on more clingy material ..trust me y'all dont want to see the back of me...god i would have to be paying therapy for small kids for years
I was part of the chorus for our middle school's production of Honk. I was backstage watching the show, when 1 of the actresses stood up to begin the dance number. Somehow, her dress got hiked up all the way to her underwear, so she's essentially dancing with 1 of the leads with her underwear out on stage. Once the scene's over, she goes backstage and we're all trying to help her. "Why didn't you fix it?" I asked. "I couldn't stop the number. I had to keep going, " she said. I don't remember her name anymore, but I will always remember that commitment to a generic middle school play.
My light automatically dims itself at 9:35 PM so that I don't stay up too late. Tonight, Charlotte said "because I'm a lady, that's why" and let out a fart that literally dimmed my lights. I've never laughed so hard. 🤣
of all the weddings i have officiated NOT ONE couple has wanted the question "Does anyone object?" be included in the ceremony. several have actually requested that it not be included.
Yup!! I can't remember a wedding in the past 20+ years where I heard objections asked.
In the 90s? Sure we heard that, I've never heard any object though hahaha
I've never been to a one where you eat first!
...and have you ever officiated a weeding where the reception happened BEFORE the ceremony??? This guy is full of s..., it doesn`t take a genius to see that this never happened!
@@_SKY_BLUE_... THAT!!!! Are we the only ones who noticed this?!?
Y’all not think weddings wouldn’t be better if the food was served first?
Ngl the farting story there. The first time I ever farted in front of my now fiance, he started dying laughing and cheering. The whole time I was embarrassed and confused just staring at him, and he finally looked at me and said "We've been together for 4 months and you NEVER farted around me! I was beginning to think you didn't like me if you weren't comfortable enough to do it by now!" Safe to say I can be myself around this man and he wouldn't complain 😂😂
I have an ex that the first time we stayed at my family's cabin we had a farting contest. Our guts hurt the next day from laughing so much, literally in tears.
For the Secret Service story, I'm a servicemember that attended an event where the President visited the base while on the way to attend a summit. We went though security checks and were in a controlled area. The lead Secret Service agent briefed us before the President's arrival that we should still refrain from reaching into pockets and if we want somethings signed or take a selfie, to have such things out and ready. We weren't even to offer a pen or marker if I recalled, the President would have his own.
To say "can't be too careful" is an understatement is in itself a glaring understatement to the Secret Service.
“A fart ruined his day” made me laugh so damn hard🤣
I work out, shower do my make up, cook, clean, almost everyday.. however, I also build fences, do roofing, etc....where I definitely don't wear make up... Haha
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Yes, there is a time and a place. I like to look pretty for my husband, but we're on a homestead and there are plenty of days that I'm in my coveralls and boots, with a bandana on my head... and I'm definitely not doing my hair and makeup for these types of activities. And yes, holding in farts can cause problems. If you're at home, let them fly free! 😊
Do you live in FL?
On the subject of farts, being a mom with 2 kids, a hubby, 2 cats and a dog, I knew who it was by smell. Yeahhhhh...not a flex, just a rancid reality 😅
agreed lol, i am not lady like but i do try to not fart infront of people as i have ibs and the smell could kill a donkey lol, BUT my 5 year old ran over to me last week and said "mum smell this" then proceeded to loud fart at me and run away, i giggled..until SHE proceeded to repeat this 3 more times in 30 minuets each time they got sqeakier before saying "oh i ran out of farts" i burst out laughing at that statement, her 3 year old sister is even worse as she sits on me then farts and giggles while doing it and the smell omfg it always smells like something crawled up there and died, my hubby likes to fart in the bathroom while i am in the bath or shower or (and he started this little nugget while i was pregnant) fart under the covers and pull them over my head (i believe its called a dutch oven) to which i retaliated and puked on him lol
@kimberlycox2602 Lovely! 🤣 My story: When my youngest was only 3 years old, I was sitting on the floor, and she came running into the room. I saw her shorts were unzipped from where I sat, so I said ( referring to her shorts), "You better close your barn door. Your cows will get out!" She ripped a fart and without even a tiny pause said, grinning ear to ear, "Did ya hear 'em mooin'?" I still laugh so hard at that. She's now 34!
@@kanditraxel 😂😂
Story Time: I was at dinner with friends (a married couple). The wife at some point belched. Her husband said, rather sarcastically, "Well that wasn't really lady-like".....to which, without missing a beat, she replied " Neither is a b***j** but I've never heard you complain about that." And that, my friends, was the end of that discussion and as far as I know, he's never commented on her belching since.
The fart story had me ROFL 🤣!! Now I'm gonna replay it 😂!
Grew up in a single mom household, and her motto was pretty much...'is there a video on it? I'm pretty sure I can do it myself?' And she didn't like getting people to fix household things. Fixed her own drywall, patched holes, uses power tools and owns two machetes to cut down trees in the backyard.
Ok. Dang it! I will take ur mom's outlook and run w it. Thank u for passing this on. Also, I hope I don't end up on pm news, but that toilet pump z going to b .... doing something by tonight!
I fix everything by myself. I had the HVAC guy show me what was wrong with my unit. I ordered the part and installed it myself. It took four screws! I saved thousands of dollars.
Your mom is a badass!
A mom with two machetes is the most badass thing in the world.
One of my friends went to Walmart and someone tapped her on the shoulder and asked, " Did you know your skirt is stuck up in your underwear?" My friend had been walking around like that for a while, and thanks to that lady who told her, she quickly exited Walmart.
I would literally never shop there again out of embarassment. D: This is why I do a 360 check with any reflective surface before I leave my property tho. Paranoiaaaaaaa
I would also laugh hysterically at that moment and forever in future about it though so probably would eventually get over it
Why do people NOT tell someone when they have something like this going on? Skirt stuck, boogers, food in their teeth whatever. I’d rather be embarrassed once than walk around like that for hours
There was a little girl with the same at Walmart once. I quickly told the man (she was with a man and woman) and the woman started screaming and cussing at me as I pointed at the little girl about how if I have something to say about her daughter to speak to her. (They had tons of kids with them and she was way ahead).
The man quickly told her to shut up, fixed the little girls dress, and apologized to me, thanking me for saying something. He then told her what I was saying and she screamed sorry.
This is often why people don’t say anything. You never know what kind of reaction you will get.
I was wandering around with my skirt tucked into my panties in the Houses of Parliament. Wanted to die.
@@laratheplanespotter oh no!!
At 19:21, "toeless socks", I have to wear compression stockings, there are two kinds, one is full sock and one is toeless. I wear the toeless because I hate wearing socks to start with. And, yes, in the summer I have worn them with sandals, sometimes it's just too hot to wear runners or other shoes. Just an FYI
I saw a little kid in a reel who said it's never a good idea to hold in your farts because it travels up your spine and into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from... I laughed so hard and sent it to my family and friends. It was so cute and hilarious.
Yeah, as someone who hid in the bathroom crying in 10th grade until my class ended because I had BIRD CRAP on my shoulder and the class just giggled at me until one nice girl was kind enough to tell me about it, be the kind of person who has enough respect and empathy for a fellow human being that you discreetly tell them what they need to know instead of joining the mindless turds who snicker and enjoy the downfall of a fellow human being and thus leave it to get worse.
I’m not kidding… I was mercilessly bullied by pretty much my whole class for YEARS in middle school, and then in high school, every time it seemed like I was finally pulling out of being the school pariah and I was feeling kind of okay about myself, something would happen to remind me that no one, literally no one, had any respect for me. That was one of those times. It was 36 freaking years ago and it’s still a gut-punch to think about it.
Bullying’s not okay, y’all. You don’t just get over it, especially when you’ve been in a situation where it’s gonna come from any side at any time so you can never relax and you feel trapped there, and no one will help you or even try to suggest they stop… for months and years. What you get from that is something called CPTSD and an adult who becomes triggered, actually triggered, by the sound of laughter or seeing a stranger smile at them.
So at least give people basic respect. Sermon over.
I'm sorry that happened to you and if it's any consolation, the people that were bullies always look the worst at the high school reunions. Beer bellies, balding heads and green teeth for the men and the IT girls were all fat and unhappy looking. If life has been kinder as an adult you won sweetie
My creed is, "I love you so much, I'll never let you walk around with a booger hanging out of your nose.
At this point Charlotte is my favorite wedding planner, storyteller, has the best accents and roasts and it's like a friend that we can talk about all the good and funny stuff. Charlotte FOREVER😂❤
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I think it’s very ironic that the wedding was catered by chick fil a but the groom was sleeping with the best man
A guy I went to uni with once said to me ‘a lady shouldn’t swear so much’. So I got myself some really obscene badges to put on my favourite jacket, that I wore every day 😆
He never said anything about my swearing again 🤣🤣
Unless you fart right on someone, it's none of their damn business 🤣🤣
The first story just reminded me of my boyfriend and I snuggling on the couch, my head on his stomach and all of a sudden his stomach growled but instead of it staying in one place, I heard the gurgling go down and he let out a long and loud fart 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing which made him start laughing because I felt the vibrations of it hahaha
I went to work one day wearing my white with color cow print undies and didn't realize you could see through my yoga pants. I was a cleaning manager for yachts and mostly employed teenagers. I spent a good time cleaning with the teenage boys cleaning exteriors and realized later that day when I looked in the mirror. I was SO MORTIFIED. I just hoped the long rain jacket I had covered my butt. I'm pretty sure it didn't. Come to find out, one of my best friends and her husband worked there too, he had noticed and didn't say a damn word!!!! He got yelled at for not telling me. It was awful 🤦♀️😬 I threw those underwear away after that trauma.
The first one, when people tell ME to smile...
I look at them, do that special finger gesture, and smile (not a happy smile obviously) 🤣🤣🤣
Charlotte is totally the friend youre always cracking up with even when things arent funny. She seems like a fun person with a good heart 😂❤
Aw you’re so sweet thank you so much!
ME, TOO!!!
I look forward to her posts so much!! It can make my day soooo much better!!! She makes me laugh to the point of tears.
I would love to hang with her. I'm sure by the end of the visit..I would've cried/wet myself & my ribs would be sore. CHARLOTTE, LOVE YA, POTATO QUEEN!!!
The second story was a whole ride of emotion
Dude gives me capitan jack sparrow
The kashmoogly gamoogling had me cackling 😂😂😂
OH MY GOD, THE UNDERWEAR STORY HAS KINDA HAPPENED TO ME!! In like 8th grade I pulled my favorite shirt of the dryer and put it on. Went to school, no problem. In study hall, chatting with my friends. About 10 minutes in, 1 of my girls reached over a grabbed what I thought was my shirt and started laughing. I look on the ground and my mom's pink panties were on the damn ground!! I almost died🤣🤣🤣
8:32 the amount of whiplash that one sentence holds is powerful. The several facial expressions Charlotte went through in a few seconds, lol
I am the handywoman of my household. I have built pretty much 90% of the furniture of our house, I am the one that drills holes in walls, and the one that fixes appliances. I very much enjoy doing those things and do not let my husband do it. He doesn't like doing those things anyway and that is like therapy for my soul, so perfect match. Currently learning how to expand the attic of our home. Hubby may help me on that one by carrying everything up and helping me hold things up.
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My background is restoration of furniture and residential homes.
Been in the biz since 1996 and have learned from being on site.
One day I was doing some basic carpentry for a friend and suddenly they were behind me and asked, “Where did you learn how to do this?”, my response “Didn’t I tell you my family is Amish?” 😂🤣
They believed me for a second but realized I was joking.
It was kinda odd; they perceived knowing how to care for your home as blue collar. (My friend’s wife was infecting his brain with class issues. She was unfortunately insecure by me working with her husband gardening etc)
I’d die working in an office and love working with my hands.
Love that you’re an artisan and have built 90% of your furniture.
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A few years ago my starter went out on my car. Never before had I put my hands into the engine of a car, any car, to try and fix it. But like some of the other women here I did not want to shell out 500 dollars for parts and labor. Instead I shelled out a little less than 200 for the part, looked up a tutorial for my model of car (couldnt find my year but it still worked lol), and fixed it myself. The amount of pride I had getting my car to start after just the first try... I still have the picture of my hands and face after, acrylic nails and hands covered oil, five o'clock shadow lookin ass, and I will treasure that photo forever. Since then I've worked with a genuine car geek to help change out my alternator, my valve cover gaskets, my sensors, and my power steering (the latter still a work in progress). I've also repaired two different types of stoves now, my dryer, plumbing, and some electrical work, all by looking them up how to do online. In the words of another commenter, we women CAN ABSOLUTELY do anything we put our minds to, just like anyone else. ❤😊❤
You go, gurl! Love it!
I looked up online how to replace a headlamp on my van. Wasn't easy but mission accomplished & I was proud of myself. Girl power.
Wooo! Home repair!
OMG the story tellers in this video AHHH LMAO.. I am in stiches from their expressions and how they told their stories.
man that first one I was thinking his wedding day or something to RUIIN his day not her just cropdusting the living room while he watches the news LMAO
First story, brother in law reminds me of my dad. He's an old fashioned, dad works, mom stays home and raises the kids. Girls have long hair and boys have short hair. That kinda thing. But he doesn't push that into us.
My brother has long hair and my dad doesn't care so long as he is happy, and I have a mix between (most of my hair is shaven, but it's mostly due to me having curly hair and not wanting to deal with so much hair that tangles non-stop) he didn't say word, expect that it's nice. He just wants us be happy and taken care of despite him having those old fashioned views, it doesn't take priority. Our happiness and well being does
The third one, girl at the gym... She's the same chic that is lactose intolerant and had a whole milkshake and blew up her mom's customer's bathroom. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think of her story every time I say eew for anything. I can't atomattopoea the sound, or spell that word, but I'll never forget her story too. 😂😂😂😂
I absolutely loved the way you spelled it! It's 'onomatopoeia'.
After you comment I went to look up the lady to hear the story, and now I'll never forget it, too. I haven't laughed that hard in some time. Thanks, Andra.
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Noooooooo😮 she can't catch a break
Ahahahaha the fart lady had me in tears. Her eloquence on the matter was just perfection. 😂
Hey Charlotte! I'm a wheelchair chic! I once left the restroom with floor toilet paper stuck to my wheel😅 I didn't find out until a guest (one of my regulars)whispered to me. Uggh! So, when THE LONG LINE of guests behind her died down, I moved forward to try and remove it out of the grooves of my powerchair tires. I mostly got it, then promptly used an entire little bottle of scented hand sanitizer on my hands
He says it was an ahole move (technically the truth)
😂 I'm in stitches
I’m actually low key impressed by the OP’s TRUST in her fart 💨 4:19
WAAAAAAAAIT! 💀 That second story time was AWWWWWEEEEESOOOOOOME! 😂😂😂
hahaha omg not Charlotte knowing exactly how Mike's fart will sound!! so hilarious!
It literally took my husband 10 years to fart in the same room as me! His mom was the same way, you could hear her in the kitchen in the morning spraying rose spray every few seconds.
after a long drive my Mother would get what we referred to as walking farts. every step she took for the first 15 to 30 steps a fart would come out. i could not tell you how many times we all walked into a mall or restaurant with tears in our eyes from laughing!
I was walking around the unmentionable section of a store that had hip height tables of undies laid out. Walked out of that section and the owner said, are you buying those? A pair had stuck to the zipper of my purse! We had a good laugh. 😂
My aunt told me this a few years ago so I’m not sure if she’s still this way, but her and my uncle have been married for like 25 years now, and she does not fart around him. She hates it. 😂 Which is so funny because she married into our family and for some reason my family loves immature farts and farts jokes. 😂 We’re always letting them rip around each other and laughing and she’s always laughing and joking about it too. 😂 Also, I don’t know if this is true or not, but I was reading something the other day that said if you hold in your farts, and/or if there’s no way for your body to let them out, they can actually turn into burps, WHICH MEANS, you’re burping something that came from your colon and what should’ve been a fart. 🤢
I love his statement “I fixed that”, yes he did.
BUT he didn't get him no Chick-fil-A 😂!!!
I went on a date with my now husband early on into our relationship. Mainly so he could introduce me to his best friend. We went to a night club… I farted… it was BAD. I cleared that FLOOR of the nightclub. My husband’s friend comes over to stand next to me at the bar. He reacts to the smell by saying ‘good lord, someone guffed!’ (They are British). I gave him a knowing look…
He looked at me, his eyes widened. Then he cheersed me and said ‘well done!’
He said that that moment was the first indication to him that my husband and I were meant for each other. :D
9:43 Dude rocks that freaky looking afro...
My husband and I have a running joke: I fart, he says “no farting allowed.” And I yell back “Divorce!” 😂
I can't stop using "I beg your finest pardon" and "flabbers were ghasted" waaaaaayyyy too much... and I have zero regrets 😂😂 I will absolutely say thank you to Our Queen of the precious potato public though 😂❤❤
Story time because this hit me and i need to show some solidarity lmao. I used to work with folks who were community protection. Basically they live in this facility with supervision from staff so they don't have to be in prison, and it's usually for sex stuff. And one day i went to work in my usual big baggy hoody and shapeless pants, not realizing my red, lacey "i want attention" panties were spread full across my back and shoulder. My friend looked up at me as we were about to step off the elevator and onto the unit, he snatched them off so immediately i thought for a second i had pissed him off and then gave them back to me in the privacy of the breakeoom 30 seconds later. One of the most embarrassing things but also my fucking hero.
The gym lady, after she said she was sweating I yelled HER COOCHIE SWEATING!
Dude with rainbow hair, HILARIOUS! Dudes comically gifted fer sure!😂❤