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  • Donald Trump pleads the fifth during his deposition in a New York State tax fraud investigation, and MAGA supporters claim the FBI planted evidence at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @democratresistance7847
    @democratresistance7847 Před rokem +2948

    Anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the president of the United States" -Donald Trump August 2015

    • @desertduck10
      @desertduck10 Před rokem +1

      His big mouth will be his downfall.

    • @colechapman3382
      @colechapman3382 Před rokem

      That actually wasn’t a quote made by Trump according to the fact checking website Snopes. He did however, say “You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” Equally damning but let’s not spread false information like the Republicans do

    • @lunlunqq
      @lunlunqq Před rokem +318

      There is always a Trump quote that can be used perfectly against Trump.

    • @carlosspeicywiener7018
      @carlosspeicywiener7018 Před rokem +105

      It's almost as if he's unaware that there's a thing called posterity and it remembers everything.

    • @bradb6323
      @bradb6323 Před rokem +17

      He didn’t actually say this…but I’ll keep the lie alive 😂

  • @Grammy52
    @Grammy52 Před rokem +1188

    All you have to do to shut him up is put him under oath.

    • @margaretwebb389
      @margaretwebb389 Před rokem +38

      Absolute genius statement!!

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 Před rokem +24

      both are an impossible task...he will "truth" all day and lie under oath at the same time, just give him a toilet to sit on

    • @granmachuca
      @granmachuca Před rokem +5

      💯 i been saying that all along

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před rokem +20

      That can be fixed by putting a camera in front of him whole he's testifying and he wouldn't be able to help himself.

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem Před rokem +22

      His attorneys tried to prep him for three days. Finally they told him to just keep his mouth shut.

  • @KingBobXVI
    @KingBobXVI Před rokem +128

    Imagine publicly declaring that only guilty people take the fifth, and then taking the fifth as soon as you're actually in trouble.

  • @NgoziAsoya
    @NgoziAsoya Před rokem +30

    That last line cuts like a well prepared hot knife slicing through butter: "as for the rest of us, we just wait and see". Despite being a comedy show, you made much sense reminding everyone it's just a routine police investigation that's neither here nor there yet. Kudos @Trevor Noah. You're a gem.

    • @lornakim5706
      @lornakim5706 Před rokem +3

      What a Funny and Brilliant Line.. your hot knife into butter quip! Pls read The Economist magazine and note their incredibly funny and educational and most interesting full-page display Ads😇

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 Před rokem +2

      This segment is well thought. FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago has been a top trending news. If The Daily Show don't talk about it, they could be perceived as left behind. But how to talk about it without being involved in speculation game? By riding on other people's speculation. Pointing out that other people MADE the speculation.

    • @NgoziAsoya
      @NgoziAsoya Před rokem

      @@lornakim5706 please send me the link. Thank you.

  • @Epoch11
    @Epoch11 Před rokem +3579

    The fact that he broke his own law just might be the greatest thing Donald Trump has ever done!

    • @MsRedsphere
      @MsRedsphere Před rokem +170

      He could not even read what he signed as president. I love that he made it a felony. I will be happy when I never need to hear that voice again.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před rokem

      It's funny because 20 years from now, the DOJ will still be "investigating" what was broadcast on every news channel.
      "We're building a case and it is looking promising that justice will be swift and severe." - Dept of Justice, 2042
      The richest nation on Earth is completely worthless.

    • @janmay7961
      @janmay7961 Před rokem +114

      Ikr? Looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle was correct in predicting a disastrous future for trump and the GOP, “The best is yet to come!”😂

    • @tlotlomabiletsa4180
      @tlotlomabiletsa4180 Před rokem +11

      😅😆🤭

    • @terrifictomato262
      @terrifictomato262 Před rokem

      literally Trump: czcams.com/video/YyYXvG038dE/video.html

  • @JeromeBellon
    @JeromeBellon Před rokem +619

    "I didn't know he could stop talking."
    That reminds me of my niece when she was 4.
    Super talkative, and I once asked her why she was talking so much.
    Her answer: "If I don't, I lose."
    I still don't know what the game was, but I bet Trump is playing it too.

    • @bentontramell
      @bentontramell Před rokem +65

      I don't know why but, your niece's answer is very deep to me.

    • @GoldenLady1007
      @GoldenLady1007 Před rokem +15

      Priceless

    • @katalac
      @katalac Před rokem +20

      That's hilarious 😂

    • @kathyk479
      @kathyk479 Před rokem +16

      She told you ! The game is ! If I stop talking I loose! Lol

    • @RDSArcade
      @RDSArcade Před rokem +1

      @@kathyk479 *lose

  • @MAgaSUXX
    @MAgaSUXX Před rokem +53

    "The question now isn't whether Cheeto is a traitor....its whether GOP voters who STILL FOLLOW him are Americans".

    • @PeacePlease.
      @PeacePlease. Před rokem +1

      VERY well put!!

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Před rokem

      Why isn’t the “Oldest Party in America” the “Grand Old Party”? What sense does it make to call the youngest of the two that? If the Republicans are the “Grand Old Party”, Democrats must be the “Grander, Older Party”

  • @heygodders73
    @heygodders73 Před rokem +43

    Trevor. Your show just gets better and better. Thanks for the news disguised as jokes.

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Před rokem

      It's opinion described as jokes. Trevor is the kind of guys that thinks black people deserve a 6 figure salary and an all expense paid vacation to the moon, free of charge or else you're racist.

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 Před rokem

      ​@@funveeable People are free to spend their reparations money on whatever they choose. Don't be jealous because your race wasn't forced into brutal slavery for hundreds of years. Don't be greedy.
      News is news. Jokes are opinion.

  • @FinGeek4now
    @FinGeek4now Před rokem +730

    I love the hypocrisy coming from them about "Defunding the FBI", lol.

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Před rokem +84

      Oh they LOVE the blue!
      Unless.....they're capitol police officers who were working jan 6th!

    • @FinGeek4now
      @FinGeek4now Před rokem +1

      @@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 I think they only love the blue that violate civil rights.

    • @desertduck10
      @desertduck10 Před rokem +61

      They are all hypocrites

    • @wipeoutxl21
      @wipeoutxl21 Před rokem +14

      and really, what kind of response is that. We even have senators saying that. Imagine that the entire raid was actually staged just to get him. That means you think the entire branch of the FBI should be completely defended?

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 Před rokem +34

      defund was always a repuke talking point, until one of their own got hit by law enforcement.

  • @kattat9376
    @kattat9376 Před rokem +249

    I retired in January as a Naval Inspector General with 41 years of Federal service. I was required to go to our security department and sign a document that said it I took any classified information home with me, I would be criminally prosecuted. Just sayin...

    • @Slowhand871
      @Slowhand871 Před rokem +38

      The difference is you can read and understand basic English.

    • @kattat9376
      @kattat9376 Před rokem +25

      @@Slowhand871 True, there were a lot of bigly words in that document...lol.

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Před rokem

      it would have resulted to an even greater consequence if you didn't take time to read that . i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

    • @mohammedallah8083
      @mohammedallah8083 Před rokem +5

      I will be surprised if Poo💩tin🥫 already gained access to those documents. Trump has been Poo💩tin🥫's harlot for a while now.

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Před rokem

      Obama and Clinton can take home documents just the same. FBI don't care.

  • @lukerussell3782
    @lukerussell3782 Před rokem +8

    Dude. Hands down one of the best impressions of anyone I’ve ever heard.

  • @dm4859
    @dm4859 Před rokem +5

    You're brilliant. My happy meter jumps every time I watch your take on the news!

  • @atticusrex2691
    @atticusrex2691 Před rokem +1567

    Imagine chanting "lock her up" for years and then whining about politically motivated witch hunts

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 Před rokem

      The woke weakies are getting desperate now …this will backfire and the weaklings who have been leading the past couple years will be in shock 😂

    • @5roductionz1466
      @5roductionz1466 Před rokem +1

      Lol but killary is actually corrupt, but trump is of course is on another level of corrupt

    • @bigdaddy9926
      @bigdaddy9926 Před rokem

      The irony is unbelievable lol The Don shows us his stupidity once again..

    • @slimc3769
      @slimc3769 Před rokem +16

      Except "Lock her up" Is justified.

    • @FlyingDwarfman
      @FlyingDwarfman Před rokem

      ​@@slimc3769 Only to those who've chosen over and over and over and over again to ignore the countless partisan investigations into her and her husband
      Why ignore them? Because those investigations have found nothing over and over and over and over again and those who choose to see themselves as her enemies don't like it.

  • @tatasonfelix
    @tatasonfelix Před rokem +1470

    "A day without our hypocrisy and double standards is a wasted day."
    Mantra of Republicans

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 Před rokem

      now that the FBI raided trump, the same ppl who were against defunding police, are now calling to defund and eliminate the FBI

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před rokem

      Hard to explain that when the current president is Democrat and the media is running cover for him.
      Current events are uncovering the hypocrisy of the Democrat party faster than anything Ive ever seen

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Před rokem +18

      I can't disagree.
      But will add, this is all too prevalent in both parties for my taste and am fed tf up!

    • @andrewd5185
      @andrewd5185 Před rokem +35

      It truly boggles the mind. I'm so tired of hearing all of the MAGA bs, it just never ends.

    • @docraineyIII
      @docraineyIII Před rokem +7

      This is hilarious but ALSO true. Thanks for posting brother.

  • @Manikese
    @Manikese Před rokem +3

    Trever is brilliant. This made my month. 😂

  • @Wolfattwilight6986
    @Wolfattwilight6986 Před rokem +1

    "Donald 'just-look-at-him-now' Trump" + that smile had me dieing omfg

  • @TheSinfulKnight
    @TheSinfulKnight Před rokem +244

    He could've done that Silence joke for another 20minutes and I would still be rolling 🤣

    • @m.w.njoroge7438
      @m.w.njoroge7438 Před rokem +3

      Preach, Singulair! So true!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @acornsucks2111
      @acornsucks2111 Před rokem

      You're an easy bot.

    • @GregGeorge189
      @GregGeorge189 Před rokem

      @@m.w.njoroge7438 hello ma'am, have you benefited from the crypto mining program..

    • @GregGeorge189
      @GregGeorge189 Před rokem

      *@Catherine_lambert*

  • @mannym1171
    @mannym1171 Před rokem +582

    Wouldn’t it be nice to see him be the first person to enjoy the penalties for the law he signed? Oh, what a happy day it’ll be.

    • @perryvenney5622
      @perryvenney5622 Před rokem +12

      He made it from 1 year to 5 years didn't He. Because he had it in for Hillary right.?

    • @goldflo91
      @goldflo91 Před rokem +15

      A taste of his own medicine 😉

    • @ma3157
      @ma3157 Před rokem +1

      No it wouldn’t be nice. He’s a former President! People like you have made a mockery of our country

    • @mannym1171
      @mannym1171 Před rokem +1

      @@ma3157 No, you make mockery of our country, our democracy and our freedom. Like it or not, Joe Biden is the president and Trump is going to jail soon. No one is above the law, right?

    • @DrStellOO
      @DrStellOO Před rokem +31

      @@ma3157 No one is above the law. He needs to pay for his lifetime of criminal activities. Such a crook

  • @elizabethrios7759
    @elizabethrios7759 Před rokem +4

    Our boy Trevor has got his voice downpat!!!🤣 I love it!

  • @m.w.njoroge7438
    @m.w.njoroge7438 Před rokem +1

    Excellent segment by the Daily Show. Applause on Trump's "remaining silent" bit, the "pit of pronouns" and "oops, I did it again!" line was all well-earned!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾This segment is frickin' genius!🤣💕🤣🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před rokem +366

    "Will you shut up, man." -Joe Biden, at the first debate.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Před rokem +42

      That was priceless. It would be a great meme if somebody hasn't already done it.

    • @xtuffcookiex
      @xtuffcookiex Před rokem

      Biden was helping his opponent by giving him advice he clearly didn't take lol

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Před rokem +27

      "Only if I'm under oath" - Trump's response

    • @diegosuarez1563
      @diegosuarez1563 Před rokem +13

      Biden should of told him 'Your under oath.'

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem +9

      I kinda wished I saw that moment, but I had to distance myself from news of any sorts at that time due to the despair over how absolutely doomed we were at the time...

  • @MelkorPT
    @MelkorPT Před rokem +1638

    _«The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?»_
    -- Donald Trump, 2016

    • @MassageDiaries
      @MassageDiaries Před rokem +25

      Thank you for this

    • @pharoah1200
      @pharoah1200 Před rokem +62

      So, according to Chump himself, he's guilty.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Před rokem +41

      most of his cronies and sycophants summoned by the J6C pleaded the 5th over and over again

    • @pharoah1200
      @pharoah1200 Před rokem +30

      @@embreis2257 , yeah it ain't no fun when the rabbit has the gun 🔫🐰

    • @juliewagner8240
      @juliewagner8240 Před rokem +3

      Exactly!

  • @ThatGuy-xg5hj
    @ThatGuy-xg5hj Před rokem

    That " so quiet" bit was perfectly done! 👋👋👋👋👋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 Před rokem +2

    Taking secret documents out of a government building could send you to prison for five years, and is a FELONY
    Oops!!!

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Před rokem +786

    Trevor is totally in his element doing this show

    • @Root__314
      @Root__314 Před rokem +2

      Hi Kate

    • @LEM19284
      @LEM19284 Před rokem +5

      Facts!

    • @purrehype
      @purrehype Před rokem +14

      So true!! The Daily Show writers too! Between their brilliance, Trevor perfecting his Trump impression and a live audience…this segment is such a vibe! 😎

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Před rokem +4

      This isn’t a show, it’s just propaganda, which is why it gets recommended as an ad that people try to skip out of

    • @rkymtnchi503
      @rkymtnchi503 Před rokem +23

      @@mysteryuser7062 sounds like Fox News

  • @Gottenhimfella
    @Gottenhimfella Před rokem +327

    "This is the world's biggest witch hunt"
    Signed: The world's biggest witch

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Před rokem +4

      There's a South Park episode about this, and it's from the "Witch Hunt" days.

    • @mho...
      @mho... Před rokem +2

      takes one to know one^^

    • @cherylbernal3096
      @cherylbernal3096 Před rokem

      Yeah, and Trump's the witch

  • @yongj
    @yongj Před rokem +3

    This is a true Karma Boomerang, well done Donald!

  • @richardnedbalek1968
    @richardnedbalek1968 Před rokem +3

    Trevor, thanks for making my day…again! 🤣

  • @HotDogTimeMachine385
    @HotDogTimeMachine385 Před rokem +385

    Marjorie Taylor Greene crying "defund the FBI" is hilarious after she spent so long demonizing people who say "defund the police"

    • @Ultima_Weapon_Rasiel
      @Ultima_Weapon_Rasiel Před rokem

      Her followers have mosquito brains they forgot everything she said from last week they only know what she says today....

    • @leonieromanes7265
      @leonieromanes7265 Před rokem +51

      Irony is lost on trumpists.

    • @rolay7730
      @rolay7730 Před rokem +23

      They have been complaining about cancel culture when boycotting Mr potato head because they don't agree with a small change.

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 Před rokem +13

      @@rolay7730 And lying about it. They've been whining that Mr. Potatohead is trans now, when in reality Mr Potatohead is still Mr Potatohead, the brand has just changed from Mr Potatohead, to the more broad Potatohead. They literally don't understand reality and are such snowflakes they blow things out of proportion

    • @mattt8889
      @mattt8889 Před rokem +16

      back the blue until they come for you

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +1177

    Donald Trump, 2016: "Imma make the sentence harsher so these idiots will learn their lesson!"
    Donald Trump, 2022: "I am the idiot."

    • @medusaspupil
      @medusaspupil Před rokem +56

      trump is living proof that Karma is real.

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee Před rokem +49

      He done played himself

    • @echung168
      @echung168 Před rokem +20

      The question is, will he learn the lesson?

    • @MR-intel
      @MR-intel Před rokem +20

      @@echung168
      We all know the answer...

    • @liman42
      @liman42 Před rokem +20

      @@echung168
      Learning is not in trump's universe.

  • @moisentakirutimana9860
    @moisentakirutimana9860 Před rokem +2

    Hahahah..Trevo, you make my day. I'm still laughing bcz of how you imitate Joe Biden. Following your show from East Africa

  • @cathypoags9054
    @cathypoags9054 Před rokem +11

    I haven’t seen anyone as “quick witted “ since Groucho Marx. Trevor is one amazing guy and will go down in history with
    Pryor, Marx, Chappell and Murphy.

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Před rokem +1

      i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

    • @lornakim5706
      @lornakim5706 Před rokem +1

      AMEN absolutely ^^ Xoxo ⚓✨

    • @notpub
      @notpub Před rokem +1

      Don't forget Fluffy!!! Jimmy Yang!!!

    • @AdamWaltersPDX
      @AdamWaltersPDX Před rokem +1

      And jon Stewart

  • @thedapperdolphin1590
    @thedapperdolphin1590 Před rokem +122

    So, according to conservatives, we should always trust the accounts of law enforcement, unless that law enforcement is investigating them?

    • @bigacellc8802
      @bigacellc8802 Před rokem +9

      When they finally arrest Trump, "Please, don't be too nice," "When you guys put (Donald Trump) in the car & you're protecting (his) head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like..., don't hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?"

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Před rokem

      Remember when Democrats thought there was anything worth investigating? Or did Liberals just do this because they got bored and needed something to celebrate about amidst the worst economic downturn in a century?

    • @acornsucks2111
      @acornsucks2111 Před rokem +1

      @@bigacellc8802 what crime did he commit?

    • @en3128
      @en3128 Před rokem +2

      You can also refer to it as "mishandling of confidential information" or "classified information", I chose "federal documents". I apparently have to clarify this as people can't utilize contextual information or inference anything.

  • @angelicarose7943
    @angelicarose7943 Před rokem +66

    You’re the best Trevor !!! 😍😍😍Thanks for the laughs during these dark and hard times ! We truly need it !!

  • @votes-haveconsequences2165

    Gee! Hilary did several hours in front of Congress! Not once pleading the Fifth! Now who's a disgrace! Huh?

  • @bazingaburg8264
    @bazingaburg8264 Před rokem +1

    If a unanimous SCOTUS were to convict Trump, Reps would all of a sudden question Trump's SCOTUS picks. Watching them writhe would be much more pleasurable, if they had a lick of shame.

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Před rokem +1820

    If Trump was really a billionaire, on January 7th 2021, we would've never heard from him again.

    • @margaretwebb389
      @margaretwebb389 Před rokem +61

      Dang straight!!

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 Před rokem

      @@margaretwebb389 the CIA would be doing searches in the middle of nowhere, if King Trump was really a billionaire.

    • @elizabethawomanofgod4810
      @elizabethawomanofgod4810 Před rokem +37

      He’s extremely greedy.

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman Před rokem +33

      He only cares about himself

    • @margaretwebb389
      @margaretwebb389 Před rokem +15

      @@jamesturner2126 Great point!! To bring incriminating evidence with him in lieu of some hidden bunker in the desert, wreaks of stupidity and lower class means

  • @Ryan-Fkrepublicnz
    @Ryan-Fkrepublicnz Před rokem +908

    The sign of true genius is telling a joke that we all know the punchline to and still pulling it off. That's Trevor Noah!

    • @bargh70
      @bargh70 Před rokem +12

      Just a seasoned performer.

    • @haydensmith7551
      @haydensmith7551 Před rokem +7

      He's no genius

    • @timorean320
      @timorean320 Před rokem +4

      Raise your standards.

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Před rokem +3

      Wow, you’re literally admitting that he has no new jokes to make and is just recycling them for the last 6 years. What an unoriginal hack

    • @thefreddman7771
      @thefreddman7771 Před rokem +53

      @@mysteryuser7062 No. He's saying that Trevor's delivery is so on-point that a joke will be funny even if you see the punchline coming due to the topic and the setup. That has nothing to do with "recycling" jokes he's made before. Nice try though.

  • @specopps6694
    @specopps6694 Před rokem +1

    Salute everyone stay prayed up

  • @andrewswain443
    @andrewswain443 Před rokem +4

    Dump’s attorney was there (she said so on Fox) and based on my experience, the FBI videoed everything they did during the search.

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Před rokem +269

    He called himself a criminal when he said anyone claiming the fifth must be guilty or criminal over and over and over again in the past.

    • @Luvvamanwayne
      @Luvvamanwayne Před rokem +27

      You know that NO CONSERVATIVE talk shows or host are going to ever mention that again. They'll find diversions as they've ALWAYS done & started doing already. If they only had a bit of shame ,only a tiny bit.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem

      Listen to The Dollop Episode 300 on him. This orange pustule is more rotten than you could ever possibly imagine.

    • @intlvoiceofreason9239
      @intlvoiceofreason9239 Před rokem

      MAGA= Moscow Agent Governing America

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Před rokem +452

    Of all the late night hosts I think Trevor does the best trump impression!

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před rokem +21

      Now I want to see Trevor's Trump and Colbert's Eric have a conversation.

    • @AstroGremlinAmerican
      @AstroGremlinAmerican Před rokem +2

      I don't think Trevor is funny. Jon Stewart is funny.

    • @playtoearngaming4858
      @playtoearngaming4858 Před rokem

      @@AstroGremlinAmerican racist

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn Před rokem +5

      Well, I think Seth and Colbert are equally great, but I admit that tonight's one may have topped them all. Absolutely perfect.

    • @FlyingDwarfman
      @FlyingDwarfman Před rokem +17

      @@AstroGremlinAmerican Then why are you here? This isn't a middle school pep assembly. If you're not interested, you don't have to be here...

  • @antoniomartinez6722
    @antoniomartinez6722 Před rokem +2

    One of the best pages. Excellent content, clear, concise and above all, true

  • @nymeria5013
    @nymeria5013 Před rokem +2

    Dear Trevor; I love, love, love, love your sense of humor

  • @nancystowell4877
    @nancystowell4877 Před rokem +1697

    Does anyone else think that it's Beautiful that it was Donald himself that made Removing Classified Documents a Felony? Personally I think it is amazing and just a Reminder that Karma is capable of setting you up to destroy yourself, and then helps you do it!

    • @binoymathew246
      @binoymathew246 Před rokem +15

      😀👍🏽

    • @bryonsteik7435
      @bryonsteik7435 Před rokem +72

      No it's always been a felony. He just increased a higher punishment.

    • @sfong718
      @sfong718 Před rokem +8

      Read this yesterday! So awesome!!!

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Před rokem

      @@bryonsteik7435 Hey, what are you doing here? You’re clearly too intelligent to be watching this low IQ dribble! You’re not supposed to question the Democrats, this show’s entire purpose is to promote them

    • @berk7888
      @berk7888 Před rokem +26

      Not like anything is going to happen to him.

  • @duke227
    @duke227 Před rokem +438

    Trevor does it again! Sharp humor on a subject that is real and despicable.

  • @susanbaldwin2771
    @susanbaldwin2771 Před rokem

    Thank you, Trevor!

  • @Dave-wr6gf
    @Dave-wr6gf Před rokem +2

    A fifth might not be enough, he may need a whole gallon

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Před rokem +439

    "A day without humiliation is a day wasted." - Republicans

    • @bkm2797
      @bkm2797 Před rokem

      RepubliCons! There are no Republicans anymore.

    • @aconsideredmoment
      @aconsideredmoment Před rokem +6

      Like Chuck Rhoades in Billions, some NY "Billionaires" are really into this humiliation thing, consciously or unconsciously. I think the FBI finally has him pegged.

    • @factstrumpprejudice6740
      @factstrumpprejudice6740 Před rokem +1

      The GOP is the most dangerous organisation in today's America

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Před rokem +10

      If it ain't broke, we'll fix it. - Republicans.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před rokem +3

      That requires feeling shame or a sense of irony 😮‍💨

  • @TristanJCumpole
    @TristanJCumpole Před rokem +150

    "The truth doesn't mind being questioned because it is resilient and consistent, but lies cannot stand up to examination for fear of discovery"

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Před rokem

      That's right. If Trump hid the nuclear documents under Hunter Bidens laptop, the FBI would refuse to take them. After all, evidence doesn't exist if you refuse to look at it.

    • @TristanJCumpole
      @TristanJCumpole Před rokem

      @@funveeable That doesn't make any sense. What are you trying to say? Hold up, if it's some half-assed implication of a "witch hunt" or that the FBI are victimising the Tangerine Simpleton, take it elsewhere. Nobody cares about half-cooked conspiracy and vague accusation "theories".

    • @ransomzuluaga6208
      @ransomzuluaga6208 Před rokem

      Then why does the left continuesly create safe spaces where they're views can't be challenged? Constantly censoring speech and changing definitions when it doesn't fit the narrative?

    • @TristanJCumpole
      @TristanJCumpole Před rokem

      @@ransomzuluaga6208 It's almost like everybody on "the left" is the same in your eyes. I smell troll.

  • @rosealexander9007
    @rosealexander9007 Před rokem +2

    Trevor I need to watch your show more. You are so fun to watch.

  • @CityKid415
    @CityKid415 Před rokem +1

    Trevor Noah , you are the man. Your Trumpf impression is spot on 💯💯

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +188

    Donald Trump, 2016: "LOCK HER UP!!"
    Donald Trump, 2022: "Lock...me up?"

    • @jennie413
      @jennie413 Před rokem

      Hillary. skated away and never was held accountable or had to produce her "emails" - and to celebrate that is sad. You all sound like toddlers.

    • @TANKS3V3N
      @TANKS3V3N Před rokem +1

      Right, he should've just used bleach bit and smashed cell phones in a mad panic to hide corruption like Hillary did. They have him this time for sure🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump isn't going to jail. Just cause the higher echelons in the FBI are lefties, they can use this stunt as a political move, but it might backfire on 'em...but he isn't going to jail. They got nothing.

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life Před rokem +382

    Trump: "Only mobsters plead the 5th!"
    Also Trump: "I plead the 5th!"

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před rokem +14

      @Man with Silverado You aren't too bright, are you?

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před rokem +9

      @Man with Silverado Did you even watch the clip? 2:57

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před rokem +4

      @Man with Silverado You didn't exactly specify that you wanted him pleading the fifth in a court

    • @ItzDeploy
      @ItzDeploy Před rokem

      @Man with Silverado Also. Even though it was only a deposition, it is still recorded by minutes. So if the media was truly lying about Trump taking the fifth over 400 times, Trump could have, and would have that recorded deposition shoved in the publics' faces to prove the lying media wrong. No matter what bs you'll try to come up in a response to this, you know i'm speaking facts. His ego would not waste a second proving himself right.

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před rokem +1

      @Man with Silverado "Do you have evidence of him saying it"

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před rokem +1

    The walls are closing in on Trump and they're covered in ketchup, while the floor is littered with broken dishes.

  • @sibusisoxaba8254
    @sibusisoxaba8254 Před rokem +1

    One of your best performances Trevor. Keep it up. John Oliver is shacking 🚀🇿🇦

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Před rokem +253

    I just love how they would think that FBI planting evidence. Can I just ask one important question: why the heck would they need to plant evidence when he's basically giving them everything they need?!

    • @binoymathew246
      @binoymathew246 Před rokem +3

      😅👍🏽

    • @AndresOspina1018
      @AndresOspina1018 Před rokem +2

      Well obviously they didn’t find anything or he would have been arrested already.

    • @MNY-ps1nz
      @MNY-ps1nz Před rokem +5

      You can't make this up.

    • @Ms.Byrd68
      @Ms.Byrd68 Před rokem +20

      @@AndresOspina1018 Not necessarily, like it or not he was the President. That makes this more 'delicate' because while they have to 'proclaim' that NO ONE is above the law; they also have to be careful not to PROJECT that it is OPEN SEASON on _'former Presidents'!_ *We've heard the phrases before about 'being CAREFUL moving forward...!'*

    • @heather2418
      @heather2418 Před rokem

      @@AndresOspina1018 They removed another 13 boxes or so from his residence. Don't remember the exact number, but multiple boxes. So obviously they thought they found something. Give it time. We have no idea what was in the boxes. I love that the GOP is going to claim the FBI planted 13 boxes worth...all from backpacks of what is far more likely tactical gear. But given their intelligence, they'll all believe it if FOX airs it.

  • @2fabalwayz83
    @2fabalwayz83 Před rokem +168

    I'm sick to death of these lying Republicans 🤥 😡😡🤬🤬🤬

    • @markkasprzyk3287
      @markkasprzyk3287 Před rokem

      Please state the evidence of lies? Cause biden is a liar since winning election!

    • @NicholasTheGreat211
      @NicholasTheGreat211 Před rokem

      Correction: I'm sick to death of lying politicians

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 Před rokem +13

      You’re not alone.

    • @fred_2021
      @fred_2021 Před rokem

      I'm sick to death of hearing about the 5th, probably invoked thousands of times by fascistic right-wingers since 'Jan 6th'. Supposedly written to protect the innocent but primarily protecting those guilty scumbags.

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter Před rokem +9

      Me too.

  • @nancyhorton6814
    @nancyhorton6814 Před rokem +2

    #45 Quote: " It you plead the Fifth you're saying you're "GUILTY!"

  • @brittaneejiron973
    @brittaneejiron973 Před rokem

    What did he say 🤔 & I quote DJ himself "If you plead the 5th you're guilty" bitshhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Před rokem +719

    So much for "Only criminals plead the fifth." Though in Trump's case, I guess it's accurate for once.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Před rokem +6

      Imagine if Twitter was under oath....

    • @AUSTIN-ss2zd
      @AUSTIN-ss2zd Před rokem +1

      If you hate trump that means you support child trafficking

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem +2

      Better watch, you might get sued for the $10 net worth you have.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem +4

      Biden: “I do not view abortion as a choice and a right”
      Also Biden: “women have the right to choose to get an abortion”
      I can play these games with you all day 👊

    • @captaindaring
      @captaindaring Před rokem +33

      @Tio
      This is about Trump. Try to stay on topic. You can deflect all day and play with yourself.

  • @viniciuslima9430
    @viniciuslima9430 Před rokem +87

    Someone in the audience has a very contagious laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    This episode was great.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před rokem +3

      I think you might be hearing me.

    • @viniciuslima9430
      @viniciuslima9430 Před rokem

      @@B_Bodziak noooo. If it’s really you we gotta become friends 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Pontifex777
    @Pontifex777 Před rokem +1

    It's not that he has those documents, but that he could then sell the information.

  • @blainefleeceandfiber2298

    "Trump decided NOT to talk?!?!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 Před rokem +229

    Man, it would be hilarious if he got sent to federal prison for 5 years for breaking his own law. 😄

    • @gafls3151
      @gafls3151 Před rokem +24

      I'd say it was poetic justice but Trump wouldn't know what that means

    • @troystewart7730
      @troystewart7730 Před rokem +12

      CN we name it he plead the 45th?

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Před rokem +5

      ^^^THIS!!!^^^

    • @AndresOspina1018
      @AndresOspina1018 Před rokem

      Since when does the FBI not immediately arrest someone once they find clear evidence. They didn’t find anything

    • @Sekhubara
      @Sekhubara Před rokem +4

      A five year prison stint, but he only has four years left to live.

  • @MsAsh3070
    @MsAsh3070 Před rokem +228

    Fun fact, invoking the 5th can't be used as an indicator of guilt. In a criminal case. Unfortunately for Trump, it CAN be used in a civil case.

  • @audiovisualproof5407
    @audiovisualproof5407 Před rokem +1

    Trevor Noah is brilliantly funny but this is the funniest segment that I have ever watched. It's taking me double the time length of the video to get through it because I keep rewinding. 🤣

  • @libinthathappilly
    @libinthathappilly Před rokem

    Ohh The way Trevor said "Donald Just-look-at-him Trump" was just epic. Love you Trevor.
    Love from India ❤💜

  • @auntlynnie
    @auntlynnie Před rokem +1018

    The GQP trying to get ahead of this by claiming the FBI planting evidence is like when Trump was claiming a rigged election in 2016. 😂

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Před rokem +43

      He was the only one who knew about the rigging, a couple of days after the "Russian" meeting in NYC.

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 Před rokem +40

      He's guilty of sin that's why he's taking the fifth but I guess everyone who takes the fifth is guilty. This grifter is shady and all his cronies are in on it too.

    • @Kognitosan
      @Kognitosan Před rokem

      Isn't it obstruction?

    • @gracemir2
      @gracemir2 Před rokem

      Gop,, trump - same criminals

    • @ReformedRepublican
      @ReformedRepublican Před rokem +15

      Does Trump get his ties extra long to cover the fact that he wears a diaper and doesn't have a front zipper?

  • @arnabiarnab3037
    @arnabiarnab3037 Před rokem +193

    I love that Trevor Noah’s impression of Biden is just him saying “Come on man!!!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @t-bobricemusic5795
      @t-bobricemusic5795 Před rokem +12

      Everytime he speaks like Trump tears flow out my ears 😂😂😂

    • @MegaBIBILICIOUS
      @MegaBIBILICIOUS Před rokem

      No man. I expected him to seal it by miming a remote the way Joe keeps shaking hands with the air.

    • @janicecastellanos8091
      @janicecastellanos8091 Před rokem +2

      @@MegaBIBILICIOUS Huh??

    • @MegaBIBILICIOUS
      @MegaBIBILICIOUS Před rokem +1

      @@janicecastellanos8091 thought he'd complete imitating Joe

    • @David-fanboy
      @David-fanboy Před rokem

      @@MegaBIBILICIOUS Everytime he does that I think of Ricky Bobby.

  • @gailaltschwager7377
    @gailaltschwager7377 Před rokem

    Thank you!

  • @middleclassic
    @middleclassic Před rokem +1

    People treat Eric Trump the same way Peter Griffin treats Meg. Except nobody likes Eric.
    See! I did it just there and I wasn’t even trying :-P

  • @bunnymomjulie6719
    @bunnymomjulie6719 Před rokem +59

    If these last couple of years have done anything useful at all, it is to teach/remind us that people show us exactly who they are by what they do.

  • @HadriansWallNZ
    @HadriansWallNZ Před rokem +466

    They were looking for his education records and that cognitive test that he “aced” 😂

    • @carrieg1050
      @carrieg1050 Před rokem +17

      Don't forget: Trump is *BIGLY* smart. 🤣

    • @akmojo9547
      @akmojo9547 Před rokem +7

      Nice one!! End of quote, repeat the line. Nice one!!

    • @Rebecca-zw4pm
      @Rebecca-zw4pm Před rokem +5

      🤣🤣 way underrated comment! 👍👏👏

    • @JohnB3363
      @JohnB3363 Před rokem +3

      Meanwhile Biden is terrified to take one. He aced it and Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo couldn’t even name the animals correctly 😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnB3363
      @JohnB3363 Před rokem +2

      @@carrieg1050 at least Trump didn’t need his nanny to following everywhere and help him put on his coat because he can’t do it himself 😂😂😂

  • @kingshomes8546
    @kingshomes8546 Před rokem +1

    🚨DON - “The Mob takes the 5th” 😂😂😂😂

  • @YodaWhat
    @YodaWhat Před rokem

    *"So quiet" was so PERFECT, it made me snort with laughter!*

  • @patrickdemarcevol
    @patrickdemarcevol Před rokem +43

    His impersonation of Trump silent and quiet could go on for hours, hilarious!

    • @m.w.njoroge7438
      @m.w.njoroge7438 Před rokem +3

      Truth, Patrick! I wanted him to go on for at least a couple more minutes!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The6thelement9413
    @The6thelement9413 Před rokem +73

    Donald is his own worst enemy…a true narcissistic trait. 😝 love you, Trevor.

  • @lucasmoore8801
    @lucasmoore8801 Před rokem +1

    We need you to come back Trevor!! ❤❤ There is so much more comedy gold to be said about him!!

  • @Lekikna
    @Lekikna Před rokem

    “If you are innocent why are you taking fifth amendment”😹😹😹😹😭😭😭😭

  • @JaySee8866
    @JaySee8866 Před rokem +82

    I’m loving every minute of this. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rhondatownsendschantz2634

    One of the best monologues Trevor has ever done! Love it!

    • @prependedprepended6606
      @prependedprepended6606 Před rokem +4

      To be fair, Trump supplied the material!

    • @kevinconboy7387
      @kevinconboy7387 Před rokem

      He’s a communist. And he’s not even from this country

    • @prependedprepended6606
      @prependedprepended6606 Před rokem

      @@kevinconboy7387 " *He's a communist* "
      You've just made up B.S., aping your mentors at FOX. And while it's not true, that statement in no way takes away from the facts he's stated, admittedly in a humorous manner.
      He is a South African citizen, but unlike many of Trumps actions, it is not illegal.
      Believe it or not, people from anywhere in the world are able to fathom Trump's foolish actions and statements.

  • @markderosa
    @markderosa Před rokem

    I love his impersonation of both Biden and Trump lol

  • @johnstevenson9956
    @johnstevenson9956 Před rokem

    It's terrifying, that people are so easily led, and so quick to hate, and not have the slightest idea that they are.

  • @LPerezDancer
    @LPerezDancer Před rokem +70

    Pleading the 5th is something a criminal needs to do when the evidence against them is so overwhelming that everything they say can actually incriminate them further, adding to their crimes.

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Před rokem +1

      And to prevent incrimination to other crimes, let us not forget that.

    • @mightymystery9204
      @mightymystery9204 Před rokem +1

      Change that to any _accused,_ because it happens. That is the reason we emphasize that right. For an _actual criminal_ like Donald, it is more essential, because every statement will expose more of his actual guilt.

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained Před rokem

      You are referring to an “Alford plea”. That’s what people plea when they refuse to admit their guilt, but the evidence is overwhelming…not pleading the fifth. Pleading the fifth is the only legal way to avoid answering questions. It does not inherently mean someone has committed a crime.

    • @LPerezDancer
      @LPerezDancer Před rokem

      @@yesterdayitrained according to Donald Trump, if you plead the 5th it means you're guilty

  • @moustacheaventures3302
    @moustacheaventures3302 Před rokem +34

    thank you Trevor for making reality with trump so hilarious because your points are exactly what the rest of us who live in reality with logic are thinking.

  • @teeknight
    @teeknight Před rokem

    Increasing the penalty to five yrs - Donald Just look at dem now trump lol 😂 I DIED ☠️🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewconrad9361
    @matthewconrad9361 Před rokem

    Should we instead realize that we also have no business knowing these secrets in the case of these befallen records...

  • @robsan9017
    @robsan9017 Před rokem +27

    Finally a headline that gets the term right. You PLEAD the fifth, not TAKE the fifth, you’re not taking it anywhere. lol. Not surprised it’s Noah and crew getting right. They’re brilliant

  • @gildedbear5355
    @gildedbear5355 Před rokem +288

    Just remember folks, in a criminal trial you are protected from adverse inference if you plead the fifth, but are only sometimes protected in a civil case (it seems to depend on specific details of the case). Also, the New York case isn't a criminal one so... yeah, pleading the fifth very well may allow the judge or jury to say, "yep, guilty"

    • @clintonmckenzie1058
      @clintonmckenzie1058 Před rokem +8

      Only criminals pleed the5th

    • @gildedbear5355
      @gildedbear5355 Před rokem +2

      @@clintonmckenzie1058 I assume that you are referencing the fact that Trump himself said that. If so, yeah, it makes him look like an idiot and a criminal.
      On the chance that you aren't, here's a scenario where someone might choose to plead the fifth but not be guilty of the crime. They plead the fifth because while they didn't do the crime they are charged with they WERE having a homosexual affair at the time and are more worried about that coming out than they are worried about the potential criminal conviction. There are, of course, much better ways to protect that sensitive bit of their love life, but those would require working WITH their lawyer and the person in question wants to keep it secret even from their lawyer.

    • @dontbearichard72
      @dontbearichard72 Před rokem

      Nope….it says if you want it come and get it. Why help you?

    • @premnathkarai6381
      @premnathkarai6381 Před rokem

      Excellent point that Trevor missed. Pleading the Fifth in a civil suit is leaving open the possibility of "adverse inference"...May be used against you. Unlike pleading the Fifth in a criminal suit.

    • @aedaed7238
      @aedaed7238 Před rokem

      Biden 2024! Thumb up this comment, or else you're a Trump supporter!

  • @karentrimmer
    @karentrimmer Před rokem

    Laughing out loud at 3:00 a.m.... now everyone else in the house is awake too.

  • @johnsinclair4780
    @johnsinclair4780 Před rokem +1

    I love that pic of trump showing him signing the law

  • @Khayelihle_Pkay
    @Khayelihle_Pkay Před rokem +147

    Trevor’s Trump impersonation is truly unmatched 😭😭😭

    • @cmansos6236
      @cmansos6236 Před rokem +3

      There is a new SNL actor that does the best Trump impression. Sounds EXACTLY like trump.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Před rokem +1

      @@cmansos6236 James Austin Johnson

    • @ksmith4012
      @ksmith4012 Před rokem +1

      Trevor is the man!!!! Love you Trevor!!!!

    • @non-exist-ent
      @non-exist-ent Před rokem

      J-L Cauvin

  • @toradog5719
    @toradog5719 Před rokem +29

    His lawyers know that once he starts talking he can't stop.

    • @mictza450
      @mictza450 Před rokem +2

      You are correct.

    • @allthingswavy6420
      @allthingswavy6420 Před rokem +2

      One of his many addictions (talking)

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Před rokem +2

      Diarrhea of the mouth, all foul, smells horrid, and can't stop....agent orange

  • @kiereluurs1243
    @kiereluurs1243 Před rokem

    "WITCH-HUNT!!"
    'I did not see that coming. '

  • @dalilap4743
    @dalilap4743 Před rokem +1

    "If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" -Trump

  • @yetundeadeyeri279
    @yetundeadeyeri279 Před rokem +24

    I love it when Trevor laughs at himself after doing a bit😄

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Před rokem +2

      What makes him laugh is the crew losing their $#!+ Watching him.

  • @sealand000
    @sealand000 Před rokem +113

    It would be sweet justice if he gets locked up for 5 years for mishandling classified documents.

    • @percyknight3700
      @percyknight3700 Před rokem +9

      And a couple more for tax evasion

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před rokem

      added onto the life sentence for treason.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Před rokem

      sad thing is, if he were to say that he did it because he ran out of toilet paper, Fox news would believe him.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před rokem +4

      How about 5 years for EACH document, served consecutively.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem

      Make it 50.

  • @THE_ROYALS2019
    @THE_ROYALS2019 Před rokem

    I was hoping and praying that someone would remember this and make a comparison of it. 😂😂 Trevor covers all the corners !!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidmcmahon5991
    @davidmcmahon5991 Před rokem

    This was point on! Thanks 👍 for the laughs, I need this badly THANKS Again!! 😂😊😃😁😎