Trump’s Deposition on “Dangerous Fruit” & Biden’s $7 Billion Military Mistake | The Daily Show
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- The Taliban now possesses $7 billion of military equipment left behind by the U.S., a U.K. parliament member is under investigation after being caught watching porn in the House of Commons, and Donald Trump reveals he was afraid of getting hit with “dangerous fruit” by protesters in 2015. #DailyShow
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He's right to be afraid. There hasn't been a piece of fruit in that body in 70 years, who knows what might happen!
Best comment of the day
Constipation????
The sad thing is I would actually bet my life that's actually true.
He's enjoyed decades of fruits of corruption.
Yet he's slathered in orange 🤣
Awesomely put - America lacks money for healthcare, education, police reforms and decaying infrastructure but always more than surplus money for military. No, the money never ever goes to the troops or the vets who can barely afford an annual health check up - its just defense contractors. Why is not more on them ever covered by any of media? Kudos Trevor
Too many people talking about Donald being asinine as though that were news. You're the first person here to mention that part of the show which is *actually* the important part.
Healthcare actually isn't inherently expensive, it's corrupt and overpriced due to the rise of insurance companies.
From a veteran, exactly!
Trust me the vets with disabilities are very taken care of.
they are creating reasons to have something similar to the CCP we are China and Russia. if China and Russia got together and had a baby that created America
I love how Trevor sees and so simply explains the hypocrisy of America.
No he is dangerous hipocrite he prissed guvernor Cuomo who send people with covid back to nursing homes before election like cnn and other media suporting biden and after election they changed tune and say about it but many people know it before election he is smart manipulator
He wanted Biden in office and Trump out. He knew this would happen, America is falling into pieces. If you voted for Biden, congratulations, you get what you vote for.
@@cesiliaduarte1781 Exactly in 2020 every democrat was saying "Oh Biden is going to better than Trump". now 2022 I bet most democrats regret voting for this loser. Look what he has done raised gas prices, left many american soldiers to die by the taliban in Afhganistan, Lied giving student loans for free, and now this mistake this is what you get liberals.
@@cesiliaduarte1781
The important thing is we got trump to leave.. he tried to stay, but he did finally leave.
@@RJCHOICE it’s so important to hurt our money right. That’s it! You guys want to see more homeless people. Why?
YOU GUYS DESERVE AN EMMY FOR THIS FRUIT SEGMENT. It's the funniest skit involving fruit I've seen since Monty Python's killer fruit routine. Thank for the great laugh!!
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes??
I don´t think i have ever seen someone throwing a pineapple in a demonstration
Yes! I've watched it a hundred times😂🤣😂.
@@Phenique35 🤣🤣😂😂
@@larzkruber822 No, never !
The US spends $766 Billion per year on military. So $7 Billion is about 3 days worth of spending. Which is more absurd, leaving $7 billion of junk behind after 20 year war, or spending $7 billion every ~3 days?
Paul DeSantis dislikes this comment since you used basic math properly to arrive at a reasonable conclusion and a well balanced opinion.
Paul, you're losing em. 😁
Well to be fair here, 7 billion for the us is nothing, for the Taliban it may make a large difference for them
2.098 days of spending using your numbers.
Tbf though, that 7bil, is more than 3 years of Phillipines military spending... worse of all it is more than Ukraine's military spending per year (around 2 bil more) which they could've been sent as aid now.
The funniest part about that deposition is that if a writer would actually try to pitch such a script for review they would immediately be turned down with something like "what are you 3? People don't talk like idiots in the real world, that script makes no sense".
Traitor45s lexicon never really evolved throughout his presidency.
And still half of America is batshit mindfooking crazy about his dumpster manchild. This country is unbelievable man.
@@imacwall I don't think his lexicon evolved since 3rd grade.
The fact is, what's come out of the saga of Trump has disqualified 90 percent of film scripts written prior to his presidency.
There is actually a very funny Monty Python skit about a guy who is training people in self defense and all he wants to do is train them to fight people armed with fruit. I feel like Mr. Trump saw this skit and thought it was real~haha!
This is one of the best episodes ever. That’s why it’s downloaded on all my devices. I wish they had read the whole deposition.
Knew he was dumb during his idiocracy, but post-presidency, he's reaching new levels.
Could you provide some examples of the new level?
Where is President Camacho when we need him!? Boom! That's what I'm talkin' about!
While on the other hand, Trump can't read, can't focus, can't form a cogent sentence and lies through his teeth, but since it's on your side, let's just pretend it isn't true.
😂😂😂💀
@@amywalker7515 wheres your proof that Trump cant read and im pretty sure Biden lies alot more than Trump
The reason they can leave $7 billion in equipment is because the department of defense’s budget for 2021 was $705.4 billion.
They now need to review the budget and add on another 70 billion on it. Due to all the tech advancement, rise in cost etc.
@@weihong0220 the presidential budget request for the department of defense for 2022 is $715 billion
@@aleinamoore8550 And now they will ask for more because they now know that they have 7 billion of equipment missing.
@@weihong0220 that’s not the reason their budget will keep increasing lol. The government has been increasing the budget for the military each and every single year for probably at least almost a century.
Much of American Taxpayer Dollar Funding, is Stolen, then Diverted back into crooked Politician's, their Children's and Friend's Bank Accounts, after being Money Laundered in a Foreign Country.
That deposition was gold. Plus, Trevor sounded just like him.
4 years mocking trump and I'm dying it sounded so much like him
4 years mocking trump is fine but I hate that he never mentioned how joe Biden shaking ghosts hand
@@mohammedalsalloomm4535 or anything else that he does.
@@mohammedalsalloomm4535 Simple answer, because that never happened lol… Sounds like Fox News has your brain
@@sukmynut What do you mean? Fox news, Oann, Newsmaxx broadcast nothing but hit pieces on Biden and spread BS propaganda like this.
Roasting Trump has nothing to do with Biden. Why is your guy's defence always, "But but Biden!". How about, just once, you explain how exactly we are wrong about Trump?
Here, I'll show you how. I'll defend Biden. Biden was gesturing at a crowd that surrounded the stage. For some odd reason, fox news decided they wouldn't show the zoomed out shot where it's clear, he's addressing the crowd. You make fun of Bidens manner of speaking, which is hilarious coming from a Trump fan, but you guys never inform your audience that he had a stutter growing up. Its a difficult thing to shake completely. What's Trump's excuse?
I'm not sure why you guys keep calling him Bejing Biden, other than you're just repeating Trump like a parrot. Which begs the question, why are you people siding with Russia? Every chance conservatives get, they proudly display their fascist beliefs. Its depressing man. 10 years ago, no republican would ever ever support these positions. This is new.
Okay, now you try.
I'm noticing Noah getting more independent in his criticisms than when he started out.
I'm actually speechless. The conversation about fruit... Am I in the twilight zone?
The US needs to cut back on its bloated military spending and expend on Healthcare and education
And ship armament to Ukraine, v. sending it to domestic police forces.
That would be a glorious day...invest in peace. Invest in the people.
only when the voters exchange 80% of Congress with people who are not in the pockets of the military-industrial complex
The US embraced the military industrial complex years ago. We depend on conflict to keep major coporations running. When you hear shells hitting the ground, they hear "ka-ching!"
@@embreis2257 and that goes for Senate.
Trevor trump impression was the best part of this entire video. Absolutely spot on😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
I’m listening to this at them gym and I seriously thought it was trump 😂😅
I listened to it 5 times and died every single time 🤣
Oscar for that segment 😂😂 classic
PIneAppLE.
Is ironic but with Trump thats how he actually speaks.
@@Laughing4life4421 Add an Emmy, Peoples Choice, NAACP Award, and chef’s kiss. That was brilliant.
My first deployment in 2011, I FOUND an APU to an Apache helicopter that's about $250k.... Just buried out in the dirt past our flight line. The date on the parts tag was 2007! Found even more parts buried out there in the 10s of thousands of dollars. Looked like the unit from back then decided to bury and forget it instead of attempt to clear customs-- which, to be fair, I would do every day of the week if I could. I once spent 7 12hr long shifts cleaning a servocylinder enough to pass customs. Nothing can enter the U.S with even a SPECK of dust of drop of fluid/grease. A component that is nothing but a reservoir or pump on a vehicle with intricate mechanisms inside will have you wanting to just walk off into the desert to die after it's been kicked back from customs every single day for a week. Day 6 I had it clean enough but my finger split open and bled inside... It was so hot my blood was like water and spread quicker than I could clean it up.
My second deployment 2/3 of the base had been disassembled, but instead of doing something constructive with the storage containers and makeshift housing, it was thrown into about a 1/2mi long ditch. I thought it was maybe going to be a dump where they would bury it, but I kept thinking about all the housing insecure countries that surrounded us that would benefit so much from these buildings. In 2014 we knew that we were leaving military vehicles and equipment behind-- it cost too much to transport back and pass customs, and it was all obsolete, anyways. This isn't a blame on the Biden administration. There were 0 helicopters left behind that are NEW models, and the ones left were already designated. Tanks have been getting phased out since 2010. Trailers, heavy mechanic equipment, etc has all had a HARD life being used specifically as deployment gear and costs far more to transport back than it's worth. 0 small arms were left behind, along with ammo. Comms equipment is so VERY specific for use with our own equipment, but again, that stuff was all so old. New comm equipment a lieutenant would rather die over than leave behind because it's THAT expensive and signed to THEM. Some things can always be repurposed and rewired, but it can't be used "right out the box" like it's intended to.
Most importantly, our engineers we do business with are such jerks that every model, brand, component, has different incredibly expensive parts, nuts/bolts/washers/shims/gaskets, and most things require specialized tools and equipment to fix and maintain (as well as training) that I don't envy anyone trying to figure out how to work or fix something, or even what it is. SOLDIERS don't even know how to fix and maintain most of those vehicles and machines. We just went along breaking stuff, costing everyone money. Oh well. At least it's finally over... For now.
Most of what was "left behind" had ALREADY BEEN GIVEN to the Afghan Army! The total includes equipment that is 20 years old and no longer useful, but is tallied at its "purchase" price. Newer equipment still belonging to the US that was not feasible to move was made inoperable. There was no way to meet the deadline imposed by the trump administration without some chaos and abandonment, since they had done little to evacuate, and actually stalled it, during their time.
Exactly
Giving anything to the Afghan army was a mistake. Those people had totally different values from the west, so expecting them to build a democratic country was absurd.
@@paunitka7 TOTALLY DIFFERENT!
@@paunitka7 People said that about India as well seventy five years back
If he is scared of tomatoes.
Imagine if Don saw someone in the crowd with a Durian Fruit.
He'd say that durian & jackfruit were 'lethal fruit' if he'd ever seen more 'fruit' than pictures of those big juicy yet scary tomatoes. Y'all know he ain't even seen a tomato in real life. 😆
@@LoriAW3791 He wouldt say that was : 'the lethalest fruit' you will ever see !
@@averilldalton3360 that's what @Rick Evans said. 😆
@@LoriAW3791 🖖
That image! Love it
Thankfully Monty Python prepared me for how to deal with violent men armed with fresh fruit years ago
Excellent! Bananas at dawn.
just watch out for those pointed sticks bud. LOL
"First you force him to drop the banana. Then you eat it, rendering him completely helpless"
@@sanderspijkers2495 Too clever!
I was expecting that sketch rather than Fruit Ninja :D
The skit did me in! I’m literally ROTF! Screaming and howling with laughter! This is nuts! No comedian could have come up with that!
We didn't leave it. A lot of this was was equipment given to the Afghan government and military, who abandoned it nearly immediately.
And it's not a question if they can operate the equipment but more so if they can *maintain* it. Look at Russia, abandoning vehicles because of dry-rot. The same will happen in Afghanistan.
That makes a lot more sense! Do you know why they wouldn't be able to maintain it?
@@everentropy Military vehicles are incredibly high maintenance. For every hour it's in the air, it needs like 50 hours of maintenance. They need a direct supply chain of parts to constantly repair and replace failing parts. A few parts lying around won't cut it. They'll run out before they're done training their operators to use it.
I'm surprised Trump wasn't telling them all about how people, big tough men, were coming up to him with tears in their eyes thanking him for so forcefully dealing with the fruit threat...
I'm surprised Beijing Biden shook hands with his imaginary friend Corn Pop.
Just kidding, it was expected.
@@easterbunnybrandon1796 mo o
@@easterbunnybrandon1796 where's china ivanka and how are those patents she received from being with her sugar daddy trump
@@easterbunnybrandon1796 Lol you're not serious are you? I thought you guys were against fake news? Because Biden was clearly pointing, gesturing and talking to the crowd that surrounded the stage.
Go ahead, criticize Biden if you wish. But don't lie when you do it because it kills your credibility.
@@jakublizon6375 Bruh, you do realize that one mishap is just the tip of the iceberg right? He embarrasses himself every time he speaks. Even his own admin know this and make fun of him constantly. This was even REPORTED ON CNN.
"Who set the thermostat? the patriarchy?" was 100% an Anna Kendrick Between The Scenes callback
Trevor’s voice impersonations are the best 👌🏾
Ima just say what that first news lady was right on the money about. Most military gear is worth a lot less in reality than on paper. It could be $7billion on paper but in reality is worth closer to $35million. This is because we DO have extremely precise maintenance (imagine your car but it's owned and driven by the dealership and inspected daily, even more so weekly, and extremely detailed inspections are done monthly). This gear has been reused sometimes as far back as Vietnam and is still serviceable today. If it goes without this maintenance which the U.S. military teaches to its members, it will break down within weeks. With this maintenance, most of our gear lasts up to 50 years and occasionally more. Think about how humvees run $5k on auction but the military purchased them in the 6 figures. It's not worth much when you don't know how to use it.
Source: I am a mechanic in the Marine Corps
as a US citizen am concerned how the US is so careless with spending, unbelievable.
You must be an immigrant or very young....this is par for the course
We saved money getting out of Afghanistan
No, sadly the US being careless with spending is completely believable. You have the tax and spend liberals and the tax cut and spend “conservatives” and both sides only talk about the debt when the other is in power.
US Military budget is over 700 Billion per year ... leaving 7 Billion worth in military hardware that was ANDSF equipment, not US military ... besides, leaving that equipment in Afghanistan saved the tax payers $14 billion as the cost of return transport and maintenance would far exceed that ANDSF equipment's value ... that's why it was left.
@@robainscough - who paid for the equipment Robin?
Has anybody politely asked the Taliban to forward those weapons to Ukraine? I dont think they like Putin also.
Technically that would insist more trouble then they have
Enemy of my enemy is my friend.
How many tomatoes & pineapples did Trump supply to Ukraine?
I actually just joked with a collegue about this very thing. How crazy would it be if the US and the Taliban joined forces to defeat Russia?! I mean, if Elon Musk can buy Twitter then I guess anything is possible. 🙃
Most of the weapons need strong service support team. You will never want to sit in a air craft without right and strong service team. If you want send these weapons to Ukraine you need also send a very big service team from USA.
As a veteran we always leave stuff behind, it's normally rendered useless or destroyed completely. Nothing new. Actually cheaper to leave it
Leaving the equipment behind was for the best. Otherwise they would have brought it back and given it to the police.
My dad was WW2 RAF pilot and was astounded at the end of the war when US equipment was pushed into the sea in Italy, Egypt, and elsewhere. He was flying RAF planes back to the UK, the US decided it was too expensive to get their stuff home so they destroyed it. This is not new.
Wao!
I worked in the military in Afghanistan fighting Taliban.
Destroying & handing over to the enemy is two different thing!
@@ajmal_M92 True
Destroying over carrying over due to huge costs is understandable.
But this is handing it over to the literal enemy.
Even if, to be conservative, only 50% of it is functional, it's a still a 3.5 billion dollar gift wrapped in a bow to the Taliban!
@@ajmal_M92 exactly. They’re going to reverse engineer
fruit phobia according to Stephanie Miller's caller is because he was twice imPEACHed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well done Mr. Noah! Nailed it! Thank you for that.
Trevor , please talk about Situation in Sri Lanka 🇱🇰 ... we need your support. Just raising your voice is enough . People are suffering here... please...
That was just the f*ing best. Thank you Trevor & Michael. I laughed so hard my dog ran off and hid.
Same here except my dog was just confused. 😂
I am curious about this dog scaring laughter... 😉😁
Trevor deserves an Emmy for his depiction of the tRumpster.
Desi's bit at the end was FANTASTIC - "Maraschino cherry? Ah-pricot? AY-pricot?" I love it all.
There was another interview of a military personel saying that they have trained them for about 3 months with those equipment gave it to them and then left and they are concerned that they will be able to use it properly and handle the repair and maintenance.
When i heard, "you could get killed with those things" had me laughing for 10 minutes straight 🤣🤣🤣
You're simple.
me too
Had me rolling on the floor!
Same here 😂😂🤣🤣
I love how committed Desi is to being super weird.
Trevor deserves an emmy for that impression alone! 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Thank goodness for COURT REPORTERS!
Monty Python did a sketch about defending yourself against a fruit attack. Maybe he watched it.
Oh no! Have I missed that one? 🤣🤣🤣 For shame.
When Trevor announced a training video I was hoping it was a clip from that, lol! Oh well. Maybe another show will do that bit.
@@danascully5960 not the original sketch, unfortunately, but here it is: czcams.com/video/XnSeKHnB_k8/video.html
I immediately thought of that sketch too!
@@pscar1 thanks so much 🌹🌹
This story is one of the best. In fact, it is almost better than the one where he told reporters they should not stand under his wall because they might get a bag of drugs on their head. ... The president of the US and A, everyone. 👏👏
Former president.👍
@@mapples007 You retain every title you ever held in america. Obama still is president, Hillary is still secretary of state etc. Well not every title but the highest title
@@Jartran72 We only have one president at a time. Trump lost bigly.
And then he suggested see through walls
@@Jartran72
But trump was never really president. Just played on at rallies.
I was amazed at how Melania was able to walk across grass in her stilettos without sinking in. That takes real talent.....
Hi
True
You two were amazing, knocked the ball out the ballpark.
We definitely need tighter fruit control legislation, school fruitings are on the rise.
😂🤣 you had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight!
Yes! Its very important; right behind the bill proposed to make day light savings a permanent change. Our government at work for us! Yeah.
@@oliviaturner7388 😂😂🤣🤣
This is amazingly misleading, most of this equipment was already handed over to the Afghanistan government. It wasn't the US's equipment to _take_ at the time of the withdrawal
If only more people knew this.
Indeed...and also was gonna cost way more money to bringing it back...and thats without mentioning the troops needed to do such task and the risk they would take by doing so
Except THE USA taxpayers PAID FOR IT 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️I love the mental gymnastics leftists use to protect what their cactus in Chief does. “IT WUzNt OUrS aNyWAyS” 🤡
If you search "US-Taliban" peace deal, the first result is the US-Taliban permanent ceasefire that was signed in Feb 2020, Trump's "peace in the middle east". It paints a different picture than the narrative the media is pushing.
Trump handed the country right back over to the Taliban, after all the efforts to remove them from power. But they want to blame it on Biden...I dont get it.
Doesn’t change the fact that US spends more money on foreign wars than on local healthcare. This money could be used to help so many people
"aaaand Scene". THAT WHOLE THING WAS GREAT! 🤣😂
The phrase “Just read the transcript” just took on a new meaning.
They got money for war but can’t feed the poor. RIP PAC..
We left all that stuff because we didn’t anticipate the speed the Taliban would take control, and then because of that we were using the cargo planes that could have carried that equipment to evacuate thousands of people…
When - in the history of the world - have you EVER heard of anyone throwing a pineapple at a protest or even riot?
Loved that 1st take Trevor 👏🏾 more of that honesty please 🥰
For a bit more perspective: U.S. was spending about $1billion/day at the height of the war. They left about a week's worth of spending from a 20-year war...
Yes, and a lot of these m0r0* expect their puppet government in afghan can defend itself against an entire afghanistan population with just these few "parting gift".
Can we take a second and talk about your hair. I love your professional look and glad it’s being represented! Thank you Trevor! You’re such an inspiration to so many.
I liked him better in a hoody tbh. Although I'm super happy he kept the fro!
That "off-Broadway" joke really went over a lot of heads 😂😂😂
How is that even possible
that trump deposition play WAS EPIC lolol. comedy gold.
Voting for an old man with dementia is gold. Sniff sniff.
@@CensorShtTube trump is no longer the president no matter what he says. I did not vote for that corrupt dictator and wannabe king.
It sounds bad to hear we left $7 billion worth of equipment behind but whenever you leave a military conflict you don’t take everything with you. You just can’t afford to actually pack up all of that gear and put it on an airplane we couldn’t because as you get ready to leave you’re decreasing the radius of your presence giving those who might be adversaries with more land to surround you with when you leave you just leave whatever’s there is left there. Consider that we have an actually left a military engagement since Vietnam really. You could argue we left desert storm but even then guess what we didn’t bring all the equipment back with us. This is how you handle a military engagement especially one when you literally go thousands of miles from home to get there otherwise how would we have gotten all this equipment back it would’ve cost us billions of dollars to do so. It just wasn’t financially or logistically wise to do so and we left it
Thank you for this excellent explanation.
It’s also standard practice to “demilitarized” all equipment by burning or bombing, leaving it inoperable. It’s unlikely that the Taliban would be able to find someone capable of restoring any, nor have the means to do so.
And it was ANDSF equipment, not US military.
I LOVE the mental gymnastics of the left, coming up with every possible scenario to justify what their cactus in Chief did 🤣🤣🤣🤡
And they have surfaced in Kashmir
As somebody with plenty of government working experience I can promise it wasn’t 7B worth of equipment, more likely 2B worth that they used 7B tax dollars to buy.
Little known fact, tomatoes are the favorite weapon of the Gazpacho.
Shows why we should’ve never gotten into these military conflicts in the first place
Tell that to the Republican Senators that profit from military contracts. As long as they profit, they will push for war.
Should have just left Taliban to exist in Afghanistan? Smart idea...
Exactly but Republican president and vice president lied about weapons of mass destruction etc to get American support and world support to go.
We was getting oil and helping the people there what are you talking about my guy
@@ryanfraser167 some fools want another Al Qaida or Taliban attack.
That equipment was for the Afghan military and police forces for when after we left, it's not the US fault that the Afghan military folded in 11 days Trevor, get it right.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ the point was NOT to leave abruptly. I love the mental gymnastics leftists use to protect what their cactus in Chief does.
@@tioswift3676 You seem to forget that it was Trump himself who set a date with the Taliban (without the Afghanistan representatives in the room) for US troops to leave.
@@pambronson4467 - No, I do not forget. Trump set the date, Biden didn’t change that date and ROYALLY fvcked it all up. Like sending a choir boy to manage a war zone
@@tioswift3676 After 20 years there is no abruptly leaving, and why didn't TrumPutin pull the troops out on his watch? Because if it happened the same way he wouldn't have a chance at re-election, that's why he set the date after the inauguration and Biden moved it back 3 months, abrupt, I think not.
@@jdsharp1366 - 13 Service members are dead as well as civilians. Democrats don’t give one flying F about those people though and would rather focus on Trump and gender studies. Biden has blood on his hands and is responsible for those deaths, full stop.
I still don't get this! They do that ALL THE TIME! Leaving equipment behind, that is not worth the cost of bringing back, is standard practice...?
Best Episode so far! And I'm still seeing it in my mind
When the fruiting starts, the shooting starts! 🤣
I'm retired Army. My biggest fear, was hearing someone yell "Grenade!".
Trump's biggest fear, is someone screaming "Grapefruit!".
The military general said they made everything useless prior to departure.
Made my taxes useless thanks!
If we can reverse engineer a Russian jet that crashes, anyone with the tools and money can reverse engineer our equipment too. In light of recent events, Russia and China mainly, this is one of the nation’s highest security concerns. Definitely not shoulder shrug-worthy.
Yeah trump had a better plan that focused on pulling out civilians first so we had enough time to take our weapons and equipment back with agreement from the taliban yet Biden completely usurped that plan.
Bro. Your equipments are now coming in Kashmir as Taliban is passing it to Pak and they are providing terrorists in Kashmir.
@@IndiaTides you’re absolutely correct I don’t understand why this just became a story.
this show is filing getting better these last two weeks theyve been on a roll
I swear you've gotten so much funnier over time! Loving your content!
You realize logistics of being in Afghanistan was costing that much every 2-3 days. Spending 3-4x as much just to salvage old equipment, not to mention explaining to the troops why they have to stay and risk their lives over gear??
And it is true that whoever gets the equipment would need access to skilled maintenance techs and spare parts that they cannot buy from manufacturers so yeah, it's practically scrap metal. The obscenity of war comes from the totality of it.
In a war that cost over 2 trillion, you're seriously going to "itemize" the pull out cost?? End it. That's all that matters.
Freaking media is forever whining. Call me a hippie dreamer or whatever but the cost of ending a war is always cheaper than the cost of keeping it going, in every sense.
They may say that you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.
In this comment section alone, you can see so many upset with the bloated military budget, and upset with how inefficiently it is spent.
But hey, we gotta support our Raytheon Cor...um... support our troops, right?
You are exactly right
It's OK we'll make more. Then Corporations can reap the huge profits..... again
Hey Trevor, after 20 years of dumping trillions in weapons into Afghanistan, do you honestly believe they didn’t have their hands on the majority of those already? Not to mention a lot of the aircraft was decommissioned or out of date or would’ve cost FAR more to transport. And then name me any other war that lasted 20 years where one party managed to get every single piece of equipment out?
So you’re trying to excuse it?
@@mr._durden_ No need to excuse an outright success
Sing it Trevor! As usual, you are right on the mark.
I love the new visuals in this show, all the backgrounds and digital skits. So funny
Maybe we left military equipment behind but no more of our soldiers are left to die there. No, we waste money on lots of things but I'd rather waste money than our people.
Way more people die of the US not spending money on health and poverty than they from what they _did_ spend in Afgahnistan. At the height of the pandemic the amount of people dying was way worse than 9/11 happening every day.
@@vice.nor.virtue Yes, that's indisputable.
Trevor and the team, you are on fire at the moment, so funny, I watch early in the morning here in Paris, and I am english too, with my coffee, I watch Seth, Stephen, Jimmy, I need to laugh to start the day, and I remember when you arrived Trevor, it's only got better, keep making me 😂 people ✊🏻
Solid gold delivery !.! Trevor. 👍⭐️
Trevor, Trevor, Trevor . . . SMH & LOL & LOL & STILL LOL ;D !!
Thank You for the insights--and the laughs! Take care and stay well.
How do you leave all that equipment? Easy, it was dated, they took the majority of the electronics out, and they were technically supposed to go to the guys who decided to leave their country rather than fight for it.
I love the mental gymnastics leftists use to protect what their cactus in Chief does. “IT WUz OLd AnYwAyS” 🤣🤣🤣
Tell that to the pictures of the Taliban driving around in our humvees, wearing our uniforms, and holding our guns. "It's just outdated" lol. Jesus christ, y'all are pathetic.
@@tioswift3676 Trump negotiated the initial leave of troops in Afghanistan, though, that biden had to honor.
They already said they were disabling them before leaving because the withdrawal deadline wasn't enough time to take all of them out 🤷🏿♂️
@@syntheticteapot -Biden is the President. He can negotiate anything he wants.
Dangerous fruit? I don't think sweaty pumpkins count as fruit, but...
Maybe it's time to stick Grandpa in a nursing home...🍅🍐🍊🍍🥜
This is the guy that was hired for prez. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
I've heard it before, their excuse, " it cost too much to transport it back to USA" Really? I bet I could get UPS to deliver it back!
I love this show so much more now. Yes, it's different than the other late-night hosts, and I've watched Trevor since he started in 2015.
On a side note, I'm looking forward to seeing Trevor at the White House Correspondent's Dinner on Saturday (on CSPAN)!
Yeah Trevor is about as hilarious as cancer and polio
@@classifiedlonerider590 atleast he's better than fallon...but keep on doing you...tryna sound all hip..
Is Trevor hosting?
@@noluthando6757 yes, he'll be headlining this year's White House Correspondent's Dinner tomorrow night.
I had no idea, thank you!
From what I heard, those $7 billion worth of equipment were already transferred to the Afghan military (before it collapsed). So technically, They did not belong to US military anymore.
Exactly this, and had we not left them that equipment everyone would of rightfully so been calling out how we left them unarmed.
Yeah them surrendering everything to the Taliban somehow got lost in translation
That's what happens when you train the military but neglect to train the civil administration who is supposed to back that military and not steal from its budget.
In the end this was just another one of the US' exercises in forced armed sales in service to the military industrial complex.
@@HungryLoki This!!!!!!!!!!
@@HungryLoki What are you going to do about it?
A full conversation with Trevor's impression of Donald Trump?! You spoil us! That made my day!🤣
John Cleese has demonstrated the dangers of someone wielding raspberries.
$7 billion dollars left behind is not an accurate figure, I'm pretty sure they are taking into account the weapons and vehicles left to the Afghan security forces. I mean seriously 45,000+ vehicles for who? The peak amount of US troops in 2020 was 13,000, that's more than 3 vehicles each.
We have more tanks than we could ever use but they don’t stop making them, gotta keep the factories running.
That's like 80 fighter jets. I believe it.
Kinda strange that an annoying orange is afraid of dangerous fruit.🍊🍉🍍🥝🍏🍋
Right, but to be fair, for the first time in decades, Trump was right about something.....Tomatoes are a fruit.
One of those fruits is frootier than all the other FrOoTs. It's like a hierarchy of the fruitiest fruits. 😆
Easy for them to leave $7B worth of equipment there, they didn't pay for it, the taxpayers did.
Trevor does the best orange guy parodies ever! Keep making us laugh through the pain🥰🥰
The US didn't have the luxury of dumping materiel into the sea as we did when leaving Vietnam.
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Excellent, like you said, nobody could have written such a perfect comedy sketch
Weather is quickly becoming my favorite segment on the Daily Show.
I still cannot believe that man was the 45th POTUS! Just un freaking believable 🤣🤣🤣
@Soul ByThePound oooh poor little baby still upset about the election? Get over it trump lost
@@BashayG7175 When biden was elected we all lost
@@AlphaTwinky we didn't elect Biden we just wanted trump out of office
Well now you a dementia patient as a president who shakes hand with the air and due to this in the present time most of the countries don't take usa seriously. Well are you more happy now?
I’m a conservative and the deposition skit was funny af.
The part where Trevor said they were gonna hit 🎯 hard made me laugh 😅 my heart out oooh lord ,I love trump
Ah, the "Run-by Fruiting" defense.
Ya know, Monty Python has a class on what to do when attacked by a Fruit.
I wonder if Trump actually thinks people planned to throw pineapples at him
Sure, they were hiding the pineapples in their pants pockets.
@@SD-gg1wl I was gonna say prison wallet
I know, like pineapples are something you’d carry in your pocket and throw with one hand in a crowd! Yeah, that makes sense! And while we’re throwing tomatoes, why not add some bananas, apples, oranges, watermelons, coconut, to make sure! Because it’s a fruit fest, and that’s what protesters usually do! 🙄
Look, this person is demented, and has serious cognitive issues, but we keep laughing like all is well.
He thinks fruit comes in cans
You make the news so much fun. That Trump impression was spot on!!!🤣🤣
I agree with Trump;
Tomatoes are dangerous. Some are here illegally from space, and some are even killers.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣