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  • Vladimir Putin threatens to use Russia’s nuclear weapons, Donald Trump gets sued by New York State, Hollywood searches for the next James Bond, the Department of Health and Human Services recommends Americans under 65 get screened for anxiety, LeBron James shaves his head, and the Space Force debuts its theme song. #DailyShow #Comedy
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  • @joshfortune117
    @joshfortune117 Před rokem +870

    Roy is funny af. Man said they lost their queen and look at the little mermaid. We couldn’t get half a fish w out controversy

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 Před rokem +6

      WHY is Trump so HARD TO PERSECUTE is what we sohuld ask. And yeah, Some-More-News sure has multiple videos asking that specifically, but if you wanna be real WILD with your Watch-List, try "Second Thought". That Guy really is outside the whole Blue-vs-Red-Game and got lots to say about the System overall.
      If the latter is too wild ofr you, i get it, i get it.

    • @mysteryof7
      @mysteryof7 Před rokem +3

      😂

    • @marryahsmith4876
      @marryahsmith4876 Před rokem +15

      Fr lol. Definitely need his own show

    • @dotesondots
      @dotesondots Před rokem +22

      Roy is hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @travesseniorchannel
      @travesseniorchannel Před rokem +1

      😁🤣😂

  • @thechiman
    @thechiman Před rokem +296

    Roy Wood Jr. is amazing and his reasoning is awesome. This is in my opinion, one of the best iterations of his segment. I think he is underrated!

    • @e0n555
      @e0n555 Před rokem +5

      He is a truly gifted BS talker ! 😂😂

  • @PlantNative
    @PlantNative Před rokem +121

    Love Trevor. Never fails to put a smile on my face even through all the insanity.

    • @petero7937
      @petero7937 Před rokem

      I really enjoyed the time that he joked and said he had not seen a beautiful aboriginal woman. Yup he did and then he laughed about it. Can Trevor be racist? You bet

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před rokem +1

      @@petero7937 Source?

  • @edwingarcia02151
    @edwingarcia02151 Před rokem +215

    This show is truly genius! It has evolved to a masterpiece! Those at the end of the segment reports,traffic,stockmarket, and other reports with all the correspondents is amazing! Even the fact that Trevor still reacts live to their jokes and pushes back for them to do their job is comedy perfection. I mean Trevor and Roy wood jr are both stand up comics and here they are all in one show. I dont think people realize just how truly rare this is. Its So different,no late night show does anything like this,this is why the daily show,trevor is gonna surpass stephen colbert as the tv late night GOAT.

    • @leolastafford5745
      @leolastafford5745 Před rokem +3

      Like a warm soop simmer to perfection

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno Před rokem +3

      Colbert does great gags and zingers, but Noah and Wood deliver entire routines. Aaand, they make it look easy. So much respect from the south side (of the planet).

  • @chuckufarley5348
    @chuckufarley5348 Před rokem +1717

    OJ Simpson " I have the most watched trial in history "
    Trump " hold my big Mac "

  • @howtomeetwomen-
    @howtomeetwomen- Před rokem +568

    I was telling someone to buy Trevor's audiobook just last week. I was like, "He narrates it himself. Does all the quotes in other languages and the accents cuz he speaks like a BILLION languages, it's really great."
    That's my review

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable Před rokem +33

    Roy's bs segment about traffic being changed to him watching a police chase was hilarious.

  • @angela4223
    @angela4223 Před rokem +5

    12:13 "We took HALF a fish, we almost didn't survive the week!" I AM IN TEARS 🤣🤣🤣

  • @porfiriato84
    @porfiriato84 Před rokem +1771

    Trevor unintentionally made a joke when he said "that's it for headlines" right after talking about Lebron's hairline 🤝🏻

    • @tina1908
      @tina1908 Před rokem +15

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AndrewBerube41
      @AndrewBerube41 Před rokem +12

      That's hilarious 😂

    • @favordavid9196
      @favordavid9196 Před rokem +41

      😂😂😂😂😂 everything trevor says is a hit and intended 😅

    • @prodemocracyseth
      @prodemocracyseth Před rokem +45

      Or was it

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 Před rokem

      No cover the pelosi and Biden and bush and Clinton and McConnell crime families ..their all
      Corrupt trump just wansnt part of the club 😂 the woke weakies are getting nervous with the upcoming elections

  • @journeyswithj246
    @journeyswithj246 Před rokem +325

    Roy is so underated. Sometimes i get annoyed at the others because they come across as though they are reading heavily from the teleprompter and their sketch loses some authenticness for me, but Roy seems so natural. His sketches feel like a real conversation and his genuine thoughts.

    • @christabelle__
      @christabelle__ Před rokem +16

      He's one of the few I stick around to watch! Come for Trevor, and realize just how hilarious Roy is.

    • @mileshorn1489
      @mileshorn1489 Před rokem +9

      He did forget about I am legend was a book about a white guy from Compton

    • @EquanSimmonds
      @EquanSimmonds Před rokem +9

      thought he was freestyling until the images popped up to match, truly talented

    • @bigrob7623
      @bigrob7623 Před rokem +5

      Have you heard the crank calls Roy did wben he was down south? Hilarious

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Před rokem +5

      Shahft. Can you diggit?

  • @wildflowersun8795
    @wildflowersun8795 Před rokem +50

    I am from New York State and I am in my fifties and we have known about this family for decades. We never understood how he could get away with it for decades. But now because of his exposure and perhaps laws that have changed, he and his family might just get what they deserve. And that means to pay back New York State for theft, because we have been suffering financially and he is not the only one!

    • @ajharris4861
      @ajharris4861 Před rokem +1

      I swear I was pulling out hair when TFG made the political scene. I was in TX at the time and remember a couple articles I’d read about a slew of small businesses that suffered because TFG didn’t pay them for services on the construction of a now defunct casino. In addition to multiple bankruptcies where even more people didn’t get paid. It even mentioned the repeated discrimination issues with his father’s properties. How he rose to the presidency baffles me. What ever powers that be that supported his ascent is who I want to discover.

    • @wildflowersun8795
      @wildflowersun8795 Před rokem

      @@ajharris4861 you're absolutely right! However, that is the problem they all play the game in big money and all benefits from the brakes Etc the racism the immigration issues. Because Dr Oz company had to pay back the government for his immigration scam but he runs on hating immigrants?! And his family all immigrants but it's different because they came from an acceptable class and he also can pass in society under the radar of his race! My point is the rich support the rich no matter what color or religion they will sell their own people out! And those that do not are in the minority! This is why he got an all of the other Rich families in New York state and other places get away with the Frog the immigration privilege of using and tossing, racism always works with white people! It also works with pitting other people of color against one another two different races also do not like other races! People love the fame, power it's all in all of the great books of religion or spirituality! Everyone will meet whatever they believe! I believe in karma so I believe that no matter what they get away with publicly will still affect the lives until the next. It gives me no comfort when in present day people suffer! But it does give me hope Karma doesn't always wait until death!

  • @lkgstudios
    @lkgstudios Před rokem +29

    I think that Idris should be in the Bond series, but give him his own character. The movies should be more about the premiere agents in the organization. So you can have James Bond 007 movies and have a character for Idris as a 008. It would allow so much different storytelling and open up the world more vividly.

  • @benjaminherendeen
    @benjaminherendeen Před rokem +610

    Trevor helps lower my anxiety exponentially.

    • @RosieRoserules
      @RosieRoserules Před rokem +11

      just as the original show got me thru g.w. bush

    • @JM-ot8ux
      @JM-ot8ux Před rokem

      @Phi Hong Dirtyface unwashed spammer filth. And you can't sing.

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi Před rokem +2

      Me too!

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 Před rokem +7

      Do you watch Seth Meyers and John Oliver as well?
      They’re amazing as well!

    • @amounmry
      @amounmry Před rokem +2

      By feeding your ego with propaganda lol

  • @JPReckless2444
    @JPReckless2444 Před rokem +568

    they need to give Roy Wood Jr. his own show in line of the Colbert Report.

    • @rockyrosen3744
      @rockyrosen3744 Před rokem

      Jesus Chr!st that genius!

    • @solodolo4098
      @solodolo4098 Před rokem +3

      Nah, Jordan Kepler is better.

    • @lexruptor
      @lexruptor Před rokem +2

      Yes to the show, no to Colbert

    • @ricktherockandroller
      @ricktherockandroller Před rokem +1

      Just another show that would get cancelled since Roy's only line is white people bad.

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 Před rokem +2

      @@solodolo4098 They’re both funny. They do different things & don’t have to be in competition with each other. Their comedy styles are vastly different. Why not say they both need their own show?

  • @thefreedom111
    @thefreedom111 Před rokem +22

    I was watching peacefully until Trevor said "but Eric..." I died laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GoCoyote
    @GoCoyote Před rokem +14

    Roy Wood Jr is a treasure. What a great show!

  • @jenny6904
    @jenny6904 Před rokem +605

    I teach a lot of Russian students and I can't overstate how devastating this mobilisation is for them. They don't want to fight. They don't agree with the war. They support the Ukranians. They just want to live in peace and Putin is stopping them from doing it.

    • @user-st3wd3jb8o
      @user-st3wd3jb8o Před rokem

      just sad watching the war. Problem is Putin was testing the water and Biden said it will be fine if Putin makes a minor incursion and take some land. Then Biden's poll numbers hit the rock bottom and the midterm election is coming so Biden is keeping this war going till the midterm election is over. Ever wonder why USA does not even step in to make some kind of peace treaty but sends enough weapons to get the war going? All about the election.

    • @okiedokie2557
      @okiedokie2557 Před rokem

      Then they need to stop Putin

    • @mymothersdiva
      @mymothersdiva Před rokem +19

      We are always doing what rich men say." Man rules man to his own destruction." I don't remember who said that, but they were right.

    • @mandymoore5774
      @mandymoore5774 Před rokem +7

      Well in keeping w the theme of Russian dictators I’d say he’s right on time w his insane behavior!

    • @GuilleSanchez.answers
      @GuilleSanchez.answers Před rokem

      The guy is biggest menace to the Russian population. Especially the ethnic minorities, and he's sending more to die. Russian people will have way better chances to survive after he's gone. How many more young Russians would be alive if he wouldn't had start the last invasion? The invasion of Ukraine is not for the safety of the Russian people.

  • @ellzgoespro6568
    @ellzgoespro6568 Před rokem +54

    "You already saw what happened with the Little Mermaid! ... We took half a fish! We almost didn't survive the week!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andreamarshall1005
    @andreamarshall1005 Před rokem +39

    Thank you Trevor for ALWAYS giving a great show.

  • @markquinn5888
    @markquinn5888 Před rokem +6

    A missed opportunity when Trever said he was going to shave his head but just kidding when he should have said I’m bluffing

  • @adeoluwaadedeji1304
    @adeoluwaadedeji1304 Před rokem +159

    Roy is a great character. His performance was hilarious, stunning and message-filled at the same time.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +7

      I wouuld argue this was his best one ever, if not it has to be top 5. It was hilarious!

    • @kellyg358
      @kellyg358 Před rokem +5

      It's representative of his stand-up too. He's a genuine talent.

  • @susannjarvis5587
    @susannjarvis5587 Před rokem +704

    Reminder: Tax fraud was how a number of mob bosses were taken down by the government (as opposed to other methods used by their rivals). And to quote a popular catchphrase from a 1970s cop show: "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time." Someone should have shown Trump reruns of "Baretta."

    • @santiagoaguirre3862
      @santiagoaguirre3862 Před rokem +45

      Very true. Al Capone went to prison for tax fraud.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Před rokem +34

      The rise n fall fall of New York's "Teflon Don Small Fingers" is in the making

    • @LordAhmedAmr
      @LordAhmedAmr Před rokem +21

      Even the Joker won't miss around with the IRS.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před rokem +1

      I like "History Repeating" by PH feat. Shirley Bassey 😎

    • @missylks1239
      @missylks1239 Před rokem

      Take him down! Take him down!

  • @JoseLopez-rp4rv
    @JoseLopez-rp4rv Před rokem +53

    Wow.. this fellow has brought back this show for me. Brings me back to the Jon Stewart days. Your becoming an icon sir. Thank you for your amazing work. 👏

  • @kellyg358
    @kellyg358 Před rokem +22

    Trevor's relationship with Roy is literally the beleaguered teacher trying to get the ADHD kid to do his work.

  • @mvuyisiqotyiwe3402
    @mvuyisiqotyiwe3402 Před rokem +356

    RWJ's reasoning on the James Bond casting is amazing...

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare Před rokem

      Who?

    • @Tsukiru
      @Tsukiru Před rokem +8

      Deadass didn't expect like a real discussion about book adaptations

    • @kristinbagani2811
      @kristinbagani2811 Před rokem +10

      I agree with him. Since there’s already been so many James Bond movies with white guys playing the role, it doesn’t make sense to suddenly have a black person play it just because. I’m sure Alba is a great actor, but he’s going to be slaughtered by the public if he takes this role because the public has already associated James Bond for a white guy. But Roy is right on this one. If they’re going to make a white character black, do it during the transition from books to movies. That way people don’t suspect anything

    • @drysoups
      @drysoups Před rokem +10

      @@kristinbagani2811 gotta disagree here. Now I don't really care what the race of the actor portraying the character is unless the characters identity is directly related to his race in the move. James bond being white does not effect his character what so ever it's not central to his identity as a character, or effects/determines the plot of the movie. Furthermore the first bond movie came out in the early 60s, during the civil rights movement so of course the first actor had no chance of being black in the movie.
      Long story short pick the best actor for the job regardless of race unless the plot/story/identity is directly tied to that characters race.

    • @krystofdayne
      @krystofdayne Před rokem +7

      Meh. It's fine as far as perspectives go but I think it doesn't really have to be an either/or situation here. And I also don't think we should ever let just the threat of backlash by racists come in the way of decisions like that.

  • @dazenguile4215
    @dazenguile4215 Před rokem +1312

    Trump is one heck of a sorcerer. Not only can he reach back in time and declassify documents with his mind, he can also multiply the worth of his assets by 10.

    • @jeffmcgowan132
      @jeffmcgowan132 Před rokem

      dont cry over the paper work.. we all knew it was a dem scam job.. trump keeps beating the scammy dems

    • @nostradamus9608
      @nostradamus9608 Před rokem +54

      a sorcerer? a criminal.

    • @dutchdna
      @dutchdna Před rokem +12

      Imagine all the p*ssy he declassified over the years by just thinking about it.

    • @williemasterofdestruction5339
      @williemasterofdestruction5339 Před rokem +9

      I wonder how hurt the feelings were of all those who wrote those missing comments 😆

    • @adeyinkabenjamin9537
      @adeyinkabenjamin9537 Před rokem +7

      😂😂😂. Best comment I've read in while. Rotfl

  • @evelina733
    @evelina733 Před rokem +6

    Thanks to you I am not jumping out the window yet again! Thank you for finding humor in the horror of our lives

  • @yujinchoi528
    @yujinchoi528 Před rokem +4

    at the end, Roy killed it. I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😭

  • @catherinewilliams9680
    @catherinewilliams9680 Před rokem +308

    Idris needs his own iconic character. He's bigger than just being a James Bond replacement.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +22

      That is an interesting angle. He's already had his own BBC action thriller series called Luther, so I could argue that he kinda already has- it just wasn't Hollywood level (but respectable nonetheless!) The coattails of the 007 franchise are absolutely stellar- being given that role honestly would have likely a greater significance than trying to start a new franchise. The Kingsman tried that and I think it's safe to say that has gone bust after 3 movies.

    • @ld4974
      @ld4974 Před rokem +11

      Stringer Bell. The Wire. You're welcome.

    • @TashaColemandash
      @TashaColemandash Před rokem +5

      He's definitely better Looking

    • @devoidleaps4892
      @devoidleaps4892 Před rokem +3

      Great actor, though and he pulled off to some extent the lead in the Dark Tower (sorry to never have seen an SK book to film adaptation that was close to the book (s)).

    • @KareemHillJr
      @KareemHillJr Před rokem

      Knuckles: Am I a joke to you?

  • @vickischlegel2309
    @vickischlegel2309 Před rokem +286

    Trevor can do so many accents, it’s incredible. So talented.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +7

      As a British person, I personally explode whenever he does British or Indian accents. [if you weren't aware, a massive slice of the UK population is actually Indian]

    • @ravishmadhan
      @ravishmadhan Před rokem +4

      I don't know why. But I read this in Trevor's Donald trump accent 😂

    • @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy
      @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy Před rokem +4

      At first I was like "eh he's ok" - no one can replace John Stewart - but the more I watch, he's super talented and super funny. 😄 Thanks for keeping the show going Comedy Central! 👇
      Now bring back The Gorburger show with TJ Miller and give legend Dave Atell a new show! Have a great day everyone! 🌝
      PS Cashing in with TJ Miller is awesome for those unaware of it! Grab a Hot n 🔥 Tasty pod today! 😄 And then after that - head on "DOWN to the Waterfront!" - 😄 because I heard Rick Stevens & The Cat©️ 😺 are broadcasting live on 102.7 actually! 👉 It's Time to Get "as Nasty as We Wanna Be!!" 😂

  • @Komediennekymd2009
    @Komediennekymd2009 Před rokem +2

    "When a prosecutor uses a rhyme, u about to do time" 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ribanussomaeb330
    @ribanussomaeb330 Před rokem +8

    The love hate relationship Trevor has with Eric!😂😂😂

  • @Tosa_Capital
    @Tosa_Capital Před rokem +73

    AG came prepared; she's been waiting for this moment her whole life 😂😂😂

    • @Chi_Chi34
      @Chi_Chi34 Před rokem +2

      What's the big deal, nothing would come if this, just like the stolen highly classified national documents. 🤣. Trump ALWAYS gets away. 🤡

    • @pagielicious
      @pagielicious Před rokem

      @@Chi_Chi34 Just like all other famous criminals, John Gotti, Al Capone, w Whitey Bulger etc, etc. One day, one day, their luck ran out. There will come a day when Dumpf's will come to an end. Just a matter of time. Console yourself with that fact.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +130

    He’s a guy who got fired from a part-time job, stole company secrets on the way out the door, got caught with said company secrets, has spent years trying to get his old job back, just so he can say they weren’t stolen and he wasn’t fired, just on a temporary leave of absence.

    • @Uncle--FATTY
      @Uncle--FATTY Před rokem +4

      MEANWHILE, at the world famous Florida Motel & Driving Range, in a creeper van down by the ocean... on a foggy morning as the sun begins to rise...
      ❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄
      ❄❄❄❄❄❄Matt G's & Donny Jr.'s breakfast.... ❄❄❄❄❄❄

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 Před rokem +11

      Hahaha...."fired from a part time job"!?!? Brilliant!!!! Though to be fair, I don't know if that's the proper categorization for his time in office, given that, in most states, I'm pretty sure you have to work at least 8 hours a week to even be considered "part time".

    • @Youknowwatitis224
      @Youknowwatitis224 Před rokem +1

      Exactly…

    • @montecristo1845
      @montecristo1845 Před rokem

      MWAH! 👨🏼‍🍳👌💋 Chef’s kiss!

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior Před rokem +1

      He's an elderly Covid survivor who was evicted from inner city public housing!

  • @terminalbungus9566
    @terminalbungus9566 Před rokem +2

    "We did the Little Mermaid... HALF a fish -- we took HALF A FISH.... we almost didn't survive the week!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @greenandgold2185
    @greenandgold2185 Před rokem +12

    To the 300,000 troops Putin sends in:
    Don't go, just take out the man sending you

  • @silverkitty2503
    @silverkitty2503 Před rokem +169

    How did america NOT know he was inflating his wealth???Im just a normal person ....in another country ..even i knew that he was removed form the running of companies after the second bankruptcy ....how can they not know this?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Před rokem +10

      It is one of those things that most of us know, but choose not to acknowledge.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Před rokem +14

      The needed to get proof, as in evidence, and experts in forensic accounting, and then he delayed for years.
      Ms James needed to follow the letter of the Law and create an airtight case.
      The wheels of Justice ⚖️
      Moves very slowly.
      This will take a long time still, and then it has been referred for Criminal prosecution.
      He has so many lawsuits.
      This is just another on the pile.

    • @nsolo7490
      @nsolo7490 Před rokem +5

      They're not the brightest people out there.

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG Před rokem +4

      No kidding. Most common of common knowledge.

    • @firequeen2194
      @firequeen2194 Před rokem +13

      I did but you should have seen my MAGA relatives twisting themselves into knots to justify everything he did. 🤦‍♀️🤯🤬

  • @Mike-rh8ii
    @Mike-rh8ii Před rokem +269

    “A bigger Conman than we thought”?????
    Speak for yourself Trevor, Most of us saw this coming for years.

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 Před rokem

      No cover the pelosi and Biden and bush and Clinton and McConnell crime families ..their all
      Corrupt trump just wansnt part of the club 😂 the woke weakies are getting nervous with the upcoming elections

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota Před rokem

      Yeah, he's been grifting people since the 70s, more so in the 80s. He only got out of the Wall Street Scandals from that time due to his lying lawyers.

    • @CasualGuy60
      @CasualGuy60 Před rokem +7

      4:55 When I heard that line, it reminded me of Al Capone who got jailed due to tax evasion, history indeed does rhyme....

    • @katanasteel
      @katanasteel Před rokem +3

      You mean hoped that someone would get around to it...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +9

      We'll eventually find out Trump isn't even his real name!

  • @blindsightedkill
    @blindsightedkill Před rokem +8

    In Regards to Roy Woods point at the end, James Bond in the book was written as brittish. At first the author hated that someone from Scotland was playing him. But Sean Connery was so iconic that the author wrote his background so that he was born in Scotland. Yes the world's first retcon

  • @RubyOnTheWeb
    @RubyOnTheWeb Před rokem +5

    Roy steals the show everytime 😂😂😂

  • @thomasfranco5997
    @thomasfranco5997 Před rokem +58

    When a Prosecutor uses a rhyme, you are about to do time. Does not amount to the art of the deal, It is the art of the steal. LOVE IT!

    • @academiae-learning7424
      @academiae-learning7424 Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Před rokem +1

      Witch hunts again 😂

    • @thomasfranco5997
      @thomasfranco5997 Před rokem

      @@bidenisgarbage9428 Listen I do not like Biden either. But every time Trump opens his mouth, he throws himself under the bus. Not very intelligent. You have to be SMART and keep your mouth shut.

    • @B0o0o0o0o0o
      @B0o0o0o0o0o Před rokem

      Dump the Trump

  • @cptkirkpyro5656
    @cptkirkpyro5656 Před rokem +562

    I have nothing against Idris Elba being James Bond. I also legitimately think Roy's idea is a great one. Especially because it will get a lot of new stories on film.

    • @jvahl8747
      @jvahl8747 Před rokem +9

      No, no! REGE-JEAN PAGE 007 ❣

    • @malikak2661
      @malikak2661 Před rokem +1

      Keep your trap shut . You have nothing against him indeed ...

    • @rebbie2371
      @rebbie2371 Před rokem +37

      Did you not hear what black folks will go through..let the white man have it!😂😂😂😂

    • @marciacrisp7011
      @marciacrisp7011 Před rokem +35

      Rumour has it they were considering a WOMAN! If they do pick a woman and she is black some folks might lose what little mind they have left 🤣🤣

    • @TomF18
      @TomF18 Před rokem +22

      I think Idris is fantastic, but unfortunately too old to carry a series of movies for very long.

  • @chriscorea2430
    @chriscorea2430 Před rokem +19

    Trevor has always been hilarious, but truly, he is peaking right now. Happy to see all them doing well

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 Před rokem +1

      It’s sad that it took all of this happening for him to make it though.
      He’s been incredibly talented since the beginning o his stand up days IMO.

    • @rond1475
      @rond1475 Před rokem

      He won't dare say a word against his own government but has no problem coming here and criticizing ours.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno Před rokem +2

      @@rond1475 have you even watched the show? Once? Not by that comment. A pity, because he mocks his own government, other African governments, and - wait, there's more - governments and people all over the entire planet. Even makes jokes about his own grandma.

    • @eiryuu
      @eiryuu Před rokem +1

      @@rond1475 (( ..well considering how much of that latter one's in the job-description of 'taking over jon stewart's seat at that DailyShow desk', imean... xDD"a?? ))

  • @brianquincyscott1955
    @brianquincyscott1955 Před rokem +8

    Morgan Freeman actually acknowledges it in the movie when asked why he's called Red...he replies "I dunno, maybe I'm part Irish"...

  • @nuwasiimanobert6171
    @nuwasiimanobert6171 Před rokem +33

    ''When a prosecutor uses a rhyme, you are about to do time''🤣

  • @teareeutley3770
    @teareeutley3770 Před rokem +95

    How can one man get away with so much is astounding

    • @chineloanikpe9554
      @chineloanikpe9554 Před rokem +19

      It's amazing, all these and he gets home and does whatever he wants, and people went diving on Will Smith for slapping a grown man, not that he kicked a defenseless little kid, he was immediately banned, fined, cancelled, dragged through the mud on the internet, they hold an actor to a higher standard than the man responsible for the whole country.

    • @iantodd6840
      @iantodd6840 Před rokem +2

      This is America, he's doing the most American thing, that is getting away with so much!

    • @joec9553
      @joec9553 Před rokem

      You're referring to the "big guy"?

    • @lorraine5558
      @lorraine5558 Před rokem

      Drag the case out as much as possible until he passes away

    • @scholaroftheworldalternatehist
      @scholaroftheworldalternatehist Před rokem +4

      Extreme wealth or fame makes you hard to jail

  • @theophillusmafokoane5981

    As for "we only took half the fish..."🤣🤣🤣
    Y'all just amazing. I never miss an episode 🙏🏾

  • @barbarasmith3755
    @barbarasmith3755 Před rokem +1

    Roy's thing is GREAT! I love the interactions, the digs to Trevor. This was the best "Traffic" I have seen!!! I need to catch UP of course, but this one is hilarious.

  • @VeronikaJelencsrecnozivljenje

    It's wild how i went from depressing over nukes to watching it in comedy and be ok

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +12

      I don't know how I would have dealt with a lot of the news headlines without Trevor and the team over the past few years.

  • @macareuxmoine
    @macareuxmoine Před rokem +66

    Roy is just crushing it lately. But the whole ensemble…. What a great show 😊

  • @minoltaaraya
    @minoltaaraya Před rokem +1

    The way I screamed when Trevor pulled out the clippers 🤣🥹

  • @mphojames4547
    @mphojames4547 Před rokem +3

    Roy and Trevor have some great chemistry❣️

  • @09spidy
    @09spidy Před rokem +10

    "We took half a fish and we barely survived the week"
    LOL Roy is funny AF.

  • @WarTornPH
    @WarTornPH Před rokem +96

    The whole team on the daily show is incredible!

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +1

      Yes! I like to see people congratulate the whole team and not just Trevor.

  • @syneedapenland1044
    @syneedapenland1044 Před rokem +2

    Trevor, whenever I need a News 📰 update, a dose of your humor 🎭 not only helps my anxiety, it allows me to keep things in perspective.
    Let’s keep in mind, his in-laws involvement as well👁👁

  • @AfriasporaFilms
    @AfriasporaFilms Před rokem +2

    Great segment! Loved every second.

  • @terencedove5047
    @terencedove5047 Před rokem +36

    3:27 - Letitia James: “Claiming you have money that you do not have does not amount to the art of the deal; it’s the art of the steal.”
    Trevor: “When a prosecutor uses a rhyme, you’re about to do time!”

  • @charlieromeo5340
    @charlieromeo5340 Před rokem +32

    AG JAMES IS NEEDED FOR SUCH A TIME AS THIS.

  • @bobbiemanning2181
    @bobbiemanning2181 Před rokem +2

    That "traffic" segment was golden! Trevor and Roy are always so funny together. Roy's observation, that "they" took a half a fish, made her Black and "we" almost didn't make it through he week was SO funny and yet SO sad, at the same time.,

  • @erikajay1020
    @erikajay1020 Před rokem +1

    Roy Wood Jr. doing everything BUT traffic is my favorite part of the show 😂

  • @wcoasttigger
    @wcoasttigger Před rokem +171

    Can you imagine if we get an OJ type chase when he gets indicted...lol

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před rokem +28

      Instead of the white Bronco, we'd have him driving around the course in his golf cart, as the police carts close in.

    • @danni1993
      @danni1993 Před rokem +6

      @@jpdemer5
      🤣

    • @wcoasttigger
      @wcoasttigger Před rokem +1

      @@jpdemer5 lololol

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc Před rokem +6

      Donny on the phone: “Eric save daddy! Eric… Eric… put your brother on the phone, you’re not helping.”

    • @feelthabreez3571
      @feelthabreez3571 Před rokem +6

      Then he could legitimately brag about his viewer ratings, cause I would watch that #%$@ all day!😄

  • @jvahl8747
    @jvahl8747 Před rokem +9

    Over 65? If you are a low-income person in this country, seniors are always forgotten, disrespected and left to struggle to eat and make ends meet.

  • @rosemarymcbride3419
    @rosemarymcbride3419 Před rokem +8

    Having had an anxiety disorder my entire life this is the exact opposite of how I'd hoped mental illness would be destigmatized

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno Před rokem +1

      Humour is the ultimate destigmatisation. If I couldn't laugh at my own anxiety, panic, depression etc etc I couldn't handle the lack of laughter, I'd throw myself off a bridge.

  • @TheKayleeanna
    @TheKayleeanna Před rokem +1

    "Timothy CHA-MEL-ET?" 🤣

  • @davidlist7507
    @davidlist7507 Před rokem +263

    I watch a lot of the late-night comedians but you are the only one that makes me laugh out loud, thank you, Trevor!!!

    • @HoopsTalk123
      @HoopsTalk123 Před rokem +2

      Like once every 7 years or something? 😂

    • @Aries_moon710
      @Aries_moon710 Před rokem +3

      Yes he does

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +3

      Yeah i nearly sprayed coffee over my laptop like 3 times. I was literally telling my screen "STOP IT !😂 💀 !"

    • @robertdouglas8895
      @robertdouglas8895 Před rokem +1

      Hating the former leader is what Trevor Noah and his fans thrive on. But it doesn't really make them happy. It's how they think they become unified.

    • @grizz813
      @grizz813 Před rokem

      That’s sad

  • @TamaraMayo
    @TamaraMayo Před rokem +35

    There was already a "white Friday", Roy... it was called 'Pineapple Express'. 😁

  • @fernando-sl7qm
    @fernando-sl7qm Před rokem +1

    White Friday would be hilarious.
    Not the movie but the attempt at making it 😂

  • @dunnbrandon
    @dunnbrandon Před rokem +2

    DOJ: “NY AG get in line”

  • @alexstetkis7958
    @alexstetkis7958 Před rokem +16

    Roy Wood Jr. Is probably the best comic of all time. Must be a A+ actor too the way he switched up his demeanor like that.

  • @demonicusa.k.a.theblindguy3929

    That space force music sounds like an old time Soviet era composer trying to write something happy.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +1

      It's the orchestral equivalent of Wednesday Addams smiling.

  • @bolotabr12
    @bolotabr12 Před rokem +17

    We need Trevor’s humor to deal with reality. Thanks Trevor!

  • @Geezy-yn5ds
    @Geezy-yn5ds Před rokem +2

    Informative I love the show ❤

  • @rhondascraftobsessions5817

    I am totally digging the AG. I love her tone and the way she pauses for effect. ☺

    • @JM-ot8ux
      @JM-ot8ux Před rokem +7

      I like the way she snaps out MisterTRUMP, like a drum hit.

    • @kt-df2ww
      @kt-df2ww Před rokem

      Hello pretty 😍

  • @vice.nor.virtue
    @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +33

    This had to be Roy Wood Jr's best Trevor Noah comedy bit EVAH!! Hilarious and clever- great job 💯!

  • @koketsomogwera8265
    @koketsomogwera8265 Před rokem

    I really enjoyed the 'traffic' segment🤣🤣🤣.

  • @Jonhicks1984
    @Jonhicks1984 Před rokem +4

    He nailed the movie deal on the head. He is so right. I have not heard a better argument on this situation.

  • @mzcytin
    @mzcytin Před rokem +42

    I knew she was going to get him. We have to remember that it was a quiet little number cruncher from the IRS who finally took Capone down.

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 Před rokem +7

      Thank you!
      This is an EXTREMELY important detail people need to realize. Once thy get him for financial crimes, the flood gates will open.

  • @LorenIpsum75
    @LorenIpsum75 Před rokem +101

    That Space Force song sounds like the theme song from a 1960s Japanese anime series. 🤖

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare Před rokem +3

      Sounds Russian

    • @guardianofpeace6393
      @guardianofpeace6393 Před rokem +4

      As a Japanese person, I can say that it’s worse

    • @docimma
      @docimma Před rokem

      Was he for real?!

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Před rokem +1

      You insult 60s anime

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 Před rokem +4

      WHY is Trump so HARD TO PERSECUTE is what we sohuld ask.
      And yeah, Some-More-News sure has multiple videos asking that specifically, but if you wanna be real WILD with your Watch-List, try "Second Thought". That Guy really is outside the whole Blue-vs-Red-Game and got lots to say about the System overall.

  • @aelitabalcrut3441
    @aelitabalcrut3441 Před rokem +1

    Never a dull moment with Mr. Noah 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeffware8268
    @jeffware8268 Před rokem +2

    I've never seen a Bond movie in theaters, but if Idris Elba is cast, count me as at the theater for the new Bond movies.

  • @lisaloki5337
    @lisaloki5337 Před rokem +13

    Trevor and Roy!!! Yall are so great together. Love yall together, and apart. Always laughs. Roy you are mess. Thank you both. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥🔥😁😁😁

  • @alifetime360
    @alifetime360 Před rokem +112

    Oooh the AG's enunciation is so perfect & she's stressing those points as if to say the trumps are done....❤️💖❤️💖❤️

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 Před rokem

      No cover the pelosi and Biden and bush and Clinton and McConnell crime families ..their all
      Corrupt trump just wansnt part of the club 😂 the woke weakies are getting nervous with the upcoming elections

    • @helencunningham7580
      @helencunningham7580 Před rokem +2

      She does such a great job!!!

    • @jamesm568
      @jamesm568 Před rokem

      I don't think the Trumps are nowhere done as it's only a lawsuit as most of the stuff that is done is done by a third party.

    • @JKD6991
      @JKD6991 Před rokem

      @Soul ByThePound Troll. Deflecting as usual. Fox News is Propaganda Central.

  • @telikaandfam
    @telikaandfam Před rokem +2

    the way the audience freaked out when trevor said he was gonna cut his hair😆

  • @karirosema237
    @karirosema237 Před rokem

    I love how the whole time he's talking at the end THE TRAFFIC IS STILL JUST GOING ON BEHIND HIM!!! LOL

  • @PlumberryPuppet
    @PlumberryPuppet Před rokem +58

    I don't know about all those characters at the end, but I do remember when the Hunger Games movies were announced (or maybe when they came out) how so many people were making a huge fuss about Rue being a Black character in the movie, even though Rue was a Black character in the book (at least according to the most common interpretation, including mine).

    • @GirLikeBurritos
      @GirLikeBurritos Před rokem +9

      Exactly what I was thinking. There's even the more recent example of Annabeth from the Percy Jackson series where they are trying to do what Roy is actually describing

    • @denisehenry3427
      @denisehenry3427 Před rokem +1

      @@GirLikeBurritos It was real funny to me, because all the Percy Jackson in my neighborhood were black 🖤

  • @ilikeike6062
    @ilikeike6062 Před rokem +85

    Idris Elba can't be the next James Bond, he deserves his own series

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +8

      That is a very interesting angle. He's already had his own BBC action thriller series called Luther, so I could argue that he kinda already has- it just wasn't Hollywood level (but respectable nonetheless!) The coattails of the 007 franchise are absolutely stellar- being given that role honestly would have likely a greater significance than trying to start a new franchise. _The Kingsman_ tried that and I think it's safe to say that has gone bust after 3 movies.

    • @yvonneplant9434
      @yvonneplant9434 Před rokem +4

      Elba may be too old. Sigh...
      Elba had his own TV show: Luther.

    • @josephrion3514
      @josephrion3514 Před rokem

      So we just make him his own secret agent like Tom cruise in mission impossible. Get him his own film series I see. I also think he should dip into bond for a while. That's a lot of clout.

    • @stygiantycoon7765
      @stygiantycoon7765 Před rokem

      Let him be 008

    • @DTG_LOCKETT
      @DTG_LOCKETT Před rokem

      @@josephrion3514 the mission impossible movies are a remake of an old TV show from the 1960s. It's only few years younger than the bond movie series.

  • @martinaevans6860
    @martinaevans6860 Před rokem +1

    "The art of the steal." My favorite comment. Yes, AG Letitia James.

  • @tutifruti7488
    @tutifruti7488 Před rokem +1

    Wow, you made my mouth go wide open thinking you were going to actually shave it off....😂
    gullible me.....

  • @shamskitz
    @shamskitz Před rokem +15

    Roy Wood is a top-tier comedian.

  • @bindilove3899
    @bindilove3899 Před rokem +7

    Ms. James is a hero!🎉

  • @atukundagilbert7946
    @atukundagilbert7946 Před rokem

    When he said, welcome Roywood Junior, my heart melted

  • @MZTHICK76
    @MZTHICK76 Před rokem

    Roy and Trevor are the best!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @namibianurbangardener5371

    Trevor you're in your element. You get funnier and funnier every week. Love all the way from Namibia 🇳🇦

  • @661Justice
    @661Justice Před rokem +14

    My takeaway from all of this is that I WILL watch Confess, Fletch.

  • @yungblue2248
    @yungblue2248 Před rokem +1

    "do you want a white Friday??"😂😂😂😂

  • @basquaittaylor5329
    @basquaittaylor5329 Před rokem

    That America's most wanted intro showing trump and dude in the get away car cracks me up every time

  • @MarkElders
    @MarkElders Před rokem +16

    When he said Trump added a rec room to Mar-a-Lago, I thought the joke was gonna be that he added a records room, with one-of-a-kind secret documents.

  • @wentencel
    @wentencel Před rokem +66

    Roy Wood Junior with the weaaaaathhhhhhheeeeeerrrrr!!!!! always excited for it

  • @beckyd712
    @beckyd712 Před rokem +1

    Trevor, Thank you for making me laugh today! I wish you much joy. Blessed Be!

  • @laurensdehaan2202
    @laurensdehaan2202 Před rokem +1

    The family that preys together, jails together.