i speedrun bad minecraft
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- čas přidán 4. 01. 2021
- technically i got 4 minecraft world records today. i'm so great at speedrunning!
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Check out the game creator here: / stevenstuff
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
And yeah, today we tried speedrunning bad minecraft. This is a cursed minecraft mod and I think you can see why. I mean we have guns. I think that just shows how cursed it is. Also there are realistic physics like falling tree... and guns... I don't know why I'm so caught up about that. Whatever, enjoy the speedruns and you definitely will because each one of them is a world record... on a game that no one else speedruns... okay I should just stop talking.
Also I'm gonna do this cause all the cool kids do:
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speedrun / speedrunner of Minecraft against a very much cursed game.
#EazySpeezy #Minecraft #Speedrun - Hry
Here’s the creator of the game: czcams.com/users/Stevenstuff
And I got the idea after seeing a video from Skeppy: czcams.com/users/Skeppy
Subscribe to them if you’re interested!
Can you speedrun my mom?
Ok
Before I saw this comment I thought it was a very strangle coincidence
Hello! I've been binge watching your videos recently! I love them!
Skeppy!
"There are realistic physics"
*shoots a tree down with a pistol*
Well have you ever shot a tree? Cant really disprove it
I've shot a tree down with a pistol irl. How do you think the US founding fathers cut wood?
czcams.com/video/ds4cbMzJADc/video.html
@@cyboreq2967 Your video is bad and you should feel bad.
People have cut down trees with bullets before.
Typically they use machine guns, but you could use a pistol if you had a couple days and ten thousand rounds lying around.
Everybody gangster until Steve has a gun
The villagers haven't been giving him good trades, so he's gonna burn down the village
DLC Steve move in Smash Ultimate
For his neutral special, Steve wields a gun.
Everyone gangster until Steve goes to a school with a gun
Not hypixel high school
“Basically for this category we wanna take out our gun right away”
Ah yes, *America*
Lmao
🦅🦅🇺🇸🍔🔫
Dream’s been silent after this speed run dropped.
“We just got to be super fast”
Literally every speed runner: why didn’t I think of that?
Also don't start the timer
Lol when i read this comment he said it
God bless Jesus loves you.
Me when trying to avoid soul twisters when traveling to soul master
Nice pfp
Ah yes, the tool to surpass the diamond sword:
*ThE GlOcK*
Netherite: *_Quaking in its boots_*
Emerald: a battle?
A Gun will always be better than Swords, unless you're in Anime where Swords can allow you to tear space and magically teleport in their back while having a White background and a Big slash Sillohuete
what
Shay Patrick Cormac oddly specific... U okay
This is the perfect formula between browser game nonsense and VR game motion sickness
Damn...those animations...those physics... this all makes it just so great
“And, it has realistic physics!” He says while shooting a meter thick tree in half with a pistol
@Charles Hunt physics is the natural science that studies matter, its motion and behavior through space and time, and the related entities of energy and force. Physics is one of the most fundamental scientific disciplines, and its main goal is to understand how the universe behaves.
@@istherenomercy Screw that im gonna shoot it with a gun
@Charles Hunt you can’t shoot a tree with a pistol and expect for the whole tree to fall especially if it’s a meter thick or about 3 feet
@@swaguel yes you can
@@rider4440 no you cant it’ll go through but the tree won’t just fall over
best minecraft speedrun I've ever seen
Yes
I watch just watching your vid xD
ye
Hi Steven
Also u made it?
Minecraft : American Version
I love how he just accidentally wall clutched at the end.
"Realistic physics"
The physics: [chopping down a whole tree with one (1) gunshot]
☺
I found that one emoji to be cringe
@@MAML_ ok redditor
I know so fake it would only work with a water gun
@@MAML_ I don't see emojis are cringe, 🤔 it's just an expression. "Wow this comment is good" or just use this 👍 to save your time
Chopping trees and mining with gun is the most American thing I've ever seen
Cute toaster pfp
@@foxinabox5103 Thank you, your pfp is cute too
@@Roadvergeant thanks :P
All of your pfps are beautiful 🤩
@@Smolio_Random aww thanks, i love yours too!
01:20 That zombie just slipped as he spawned🥲
"I love imaginary power" that's a good line it got my funny bone
At least he is linking to the og creator of the game unlike some youtubers.
Which youtubers aren’t
@@artistturtle1425 cough skeppy cough
@@Danish-kz2os wait what
@@Danish-kz2os damn I wanted to say the exact same thing, beat me to it
@@Danish-kz2os oh yeah last vid nvm
Why does "Bad Minecraft" feel like a vr game
Oh yeah
because I believe it's made with unity and i guess cheap vr games are also made with unity
It really does, lol.
@@Cholata123 that camera move
I wish it was
"Hey mom can we have minecraft?"
"We have minecraft at home"
minecraft at home:
0:54 Americans when they read the news in the UK
GAME OF THE YEAR
K
K
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it looks quite fun with it's physics
"Good with it's physics" ???
You legit just said "good with it is physics" like c'mon man
I'm sorry that I'm being like this, but this stuff really bothers me..
It's = It is
Its = a possession pretty much
Example of it's: it's 3 o' clock.
Example of its: the dog chases its tail.
See what I mean?
@@ritzcat_ Dude, we're not in the School.
@@ritzcat_ thx so much
@@naxonix it just bothers me, okay??
@@avosc5316 shut
you got a netherite sword or diamond?
“ I gOt a gLOcK”
0:25
Minecraft players: Impossible.
This looks like a VR game minus the VR headset
That’s what I thought it actually looks cool
That's exactly what I thought
czcams.com/video/vtgf0tN6wps/video.html
The hand movements are so wobbly it looks vr but the actual controlled movement is very clearly mouse and keyboard
Dear, Heavenly Father today I come to you in Jesus Name I pray that the person on the other side of this screen receives blessings and awnsered prayers and receive miracles Heavenly Father we Love you Praise and Thank you Heavenly Father for even putting us on this Earth that you made and we are thankful that we still are on This Earth during all this stuff going on Heavenly Father. We accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior and King and Believe with all our hearts and minds that Jesus Christ your Son Died For Our Sins and Was Risen By Yourself Heavenly Father In Jesus Name We Prayyyyy, Amen 🙏🏽 ❤️✝️
this is the minecraft 2 that everyone was talking about in 2014
Yes
Cheeseman
Had no idea Bad Minecraft existed or how speedrun categories were made; thanks for the funny commentary and some interesting lessons!
“I guess my sadness never ends”
“And we have a gun ... so ... that’s pretty cool.”
Have you ever held a gun? It feels pretty cool ngl
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 yes.
czcams.com/video/rriJ6JQZPeM/video.html
Nobody:
Bad minecraft: *got our pickaxe swinging from side to side*
hope to find some diamonds tonight, diamonds tonight
@Akloskr turn around and look up
@@Ichangedchannels total shock fills your body
@@jimmyjohnjoejr Oh no it's you again
@@slaymations7807 I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes
Ok tbh I would love to have the physics from this game in actual Minecraft as a mod or smt
I've been watching a lot of gray still plays and easy speezy lately and my mind somehow mixed their intros and it sounded super normal
"Alright so today we're speedruning the only game where you can shoot minecraft zombies with a real gun, bad minecraft"
"there's realistic physics"
*Proceeds to cut a tree in half with a pistol*
I cut my trees with a pistol.
@@dankcatsmemes9219 that's the most American thing I have ever heard
Ironic how the almost same comment is on top of this one
@@keenanwest6969 na,true Americans use a saw
Lmfao
for his neutral special, he wields a GUN
*Joker intensifies*
@Custom Crafts What about Alpharad?
,.
1:01
"Good night sweet prince" ☺️
The fact that the gun sounds just like the average rifle in unturned makes this even better
For his neutral special he wields a gun.
*ITS THAT A SSBU REFERENCE!?*
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 *y* *e* *s*
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 No...
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 yes
No, it’s a Persona5 reference
You know you're a great game when the bad version of you isn't even that bad
Yeah, yall just love it when you suddenly turn into a game?
@@spki8656 yeah it happens so much, very relatable.
@@zenthaa yeah, I miss those days when I was a great game
@@spki8656 that happened to my buddy Eric
@@xenon2k6 That Happened To All My Friends, I’m Lonely Now.
This is basically mine craft with a GUN AND WITH ACTUAL REAL LIFE PHYSICS AND STUFF AND I LOVE IT LOL
EazySpeezy turns into a child at 5:19
“I don’t know why you would use the sword, when you can use the *g u n.”*
Never have truer words been said.
I REA THIS AS IT WAS BEING SAID OMFG
This is 'Murica
@@1m44n xd
5:30 As an American I'm am deeply hurt and offended that you only have four guns.
minecraft: *tools are the power*
bad minecraft: *all hail THE GUN*
"Mom I want to buy Minecraft"
"But we have Minecraft at home"
Minecraft at home:
"There's realistic physics"
* shoots through a tree with a single pistol shot*
@Random_Person 73 yeah
For an ironic minecraft clone it sure has some neat concepts.
Him: Its a pretty great game!
The title: bad minecraft
Bad minecraft: physics of gravity
In my head: sees circle in minecraft
the “dream running music” at the kill 10 zombies part was perfect
Yep
There is no such thing as
*“Bad Minecraft”*
Only
*”Unusual Rip-offs/mods”*
The game is called bad minecraft....
Edit: I case of confusion, I meant that the game he is playing is called "Bad Minecraft" so what point could you have???? I do understand that it was kinda a joke and I will now laugh and move on before I dig myself in a hole...... With a netherite shovel🙂
@@aidankerr9850 yes I know my point still stands
how can it be a rip-off if it is free?
@@archiebrew8184 you sir, have a point.
@@archiebrew8184 shhh 🤫 just laugh and move on
EazySpeezy: and finally there is realistic physics
Also him: knocks down a tree with a gun
I saw the video of Steven making this game a long time ago and I'm glad that people are liking it :lol
Considering the super mario 64 game, this has become a series: Nostalgia with Glocks
lol
Yes
Waiting for armed Sonic now.
(Yes, Sonic specifically, Shadow the Hedgehog doesn't count.)
@@stevenbobbybills but black sonic
But it wasnt a glock in the mario video...
He was wielding a Deagle.50
Mom can I get minecraft
Mom:No we have minecraft at home
Minecraft at home:
Realistic physics: proceeds to knock down an entire tree with 1 bullet
"Mom can we have Minecraft?" "We have Minecraft at home." Minecraft at home:
Tbh it's not that bad compared to the crappy ones
Wanna change games?
"I guess my sadness never ends." literally the next autoplay video: "It ends today."
:(
Blood for the blood god
This is either good or bad
@@adamlevin9783 yeah....
this is no speedrun, this is a speedfun
they made another game i think, crafting gave you a choice, 1 ad = 1 diamond. 1 diamond = 1 jetpack. I turned my wifi off and auto clicked the ad button for 3 million
Speezy: shoots down a tree with a pistol
Me: Bad Minecraft but in America
czcams.com/video/Q0mNDVhuwsQ/video.html
idk why it's funny but it is
lol so true
czcams.com/video/vtgf0tN6wps/video.html
yeah very funny cause gun = america get it
Speezy: shooting a zombie corpse
also Speezy: quotes hamlet
Actually Horatio
I personally like building in the sky to hide my sadness.
*cheery music keeps playing*
Imagine real Minecraft with these physics. It would be a dope mod.
Alternative title: Jello Minecraft With a Gun
Dream is shaking in his boots because of this speedrun and we all know it.
Facts
He would probably have to cheat to beat these records 🤪
@@floris1912 I know you are joking but he already proved that he didn’t cheat
@@scotthc947 No he didn't, that shit got debunked in a few hours.
@@scotthc947 Yeah I still certainly believe that he cheated. You should watch the video of Karl Jobst on it, which uses Monte Carlo Simulation to show that the probabilities are impossible to achieve. For me that's more than enough evidence that he did cheat. Dream will probably never admit that he has cheated, because that would ruin his reputation.
this madlad be gettin' four world records in the same 8 minute video
Now this is one heck of a speedrun.
I can only imagine how this looks in a 3rd person perspective.
*Wiggles and shoots a gun angrily*
nausea inc.
The shadow shows it’s a bean with arms
A drunk bean wiggling his arms
Bean with floating arm
Dream been real quiet since this dropped
"I guess my sadness never ends"
Twitter ad: *NO*
Fashion ad: *YES*
Ya know this is the first video I saw of you. AND I LOVED IT!
When you have minecraft at home:
The moment he said 70 I knew blocks no longer stacked to 64.
‘There are realistic physics’ (knocks down an entire tree with one 9mm shot)
Dani must've been proud to see that the player is a *B E A N*
Eazy: says that it’s the most intense speed run he’s done
Also eazy: **inserts dream speed run music**
"We have a gun."
Me: So why is it called *bad* Minecraft?
Ya beat me to that
Bad minecraft? More like better minecraft
@@afckingwizard6628 american minecraft
@@brianarcher6625 American & Brazilian minecraft*
Normal Minecraft: swords and axes
This minecraft: G U N
I can only image a person whipping out a gun, rapidly firing it at a tree.
And then the tree gets cut in half
I love how casually he says "And we have a gun"
I love how there's a tool for everything, but there's never a reason to not just use
GUN
AMERICA
Nice, congrats on 1 mil subs
*bad Minecraft casually having better realistic movements* Minecraft: *f a k e*
0:57 "dead zombie"
-EasySpeezy 2021
Honestly this guy makes the funniest speedruns ever there’s a reason I’m subscribed lol
czcams.com/video/Q0mNDVhuwsQ/video.html
idk why it's funny but it is
this feels like a bot
Same! Love watching all these random speedruns on random games with the funny commentary!
love the unturned timberwolf sound effect
Speezy: Today we are playing bad minecraft and actually there are realistic physics.
Me: a _gun_ can actually cut a tree down?
A Gun in Minecraft, An American Dream
Coming in theaters on January 5, 2021
Damn... that was a great movie
Hey thats today!
@@spaceinvader9464 that was last year
czcams.com/video/Q0mNDVhuwsQ/video.html
idk why it's funny but it is
Dream is shivering in a corner right now
This channel helps decide what games I play
I watched the guy make this game, didn’t expect it to become reality
Me: "Mom can i get Minecraft"
Mom: "We have Minecraft at home"
Minecraft at home:
what do you mean? this is clearly an improvement to java
@@lunaticlurker7932 hahahha
@@harrygalvezbarcesa1267 and it's free too
"Good night sweet prince" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Ye I remember beating this game very quickly by using lag to go beyond the world generation and straight into a cave
They shouldn't have called this "Bad Minecraft". They should have called it "Better Minecraft And Also There's A Gun".
Dream’s got nothing on this.
@Kieran Hostetler-McLaughlin Yes
Ngl, this actually looks really really cool
THE MUSIC IN THE ZOMBIE IILLING SPEEDRUN THO DJFBDJ
0:03
**Voice has left the chat**