I decided to speedrun Slime Rancher and exploited cute creatures for monetary gain

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  • čas přidán 27. 02. 2021
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    Watch the world record speedrun here: • Slime Rancher Any% Gli...
    My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
    Frequently asked questions (taken from the world record speedrun video):
    Q: "Why don't you skip all the gates?"
    A: It is required to open 5 slime gates to get the credits starmail. The other requirements are opening the ancient ruins gate, activating the glass desert teleporter and reading the final H note.
    Q: "Why do you skip over the slime gates if you open them?"
    A: We skip over certain gates so we don't have to wait for the opening animation to finish.
    Q: "Why do you have to read all the starmail?"
    A: To get the credits starmail you must read all previous casey mails, you will only recieve a starmail when the previous one has been read.
    Slime Rancher explanation (from Steam):
    Welcome to the Far, Far Range!
    Slime Rancher is a charming, first-person, sandbox experience. Play as Beatrix LeBeau: a plucky, young rancher who sets out for a life a thousand light years away from Earth on the ‘Far, Far Range.’
    Each day will present new challenges and risky opportunities as you attempt to amass a great fortune in the business of slime ranching. Collect colorful slimes, grow crops, harvest resources, and explore the untamed wilds through the mastery of your all-purpose vacpack.
    Stake Your Claim
    The renowned rancher, Hobson Twillgers, has passed his ranch on to you. Get it back up and running, discover the secrets hidden on this mysterious planet, and dominate the Plort Market.
    Grow crops and raise chickadoos to feed your collection of hungry slimes.
    Complete daily requests from other ranchers to get bonus rewards.
    Earn money to upgrade your vacpack, build more corrals, or expand your ranch.
    Use Slime Science to find rare resources, craft decorations, and create gadgets that will help you on your adventures.
    Explore a sprawling world loaded with lots of secrets and hidden treasures.
    Slimetastic Features:
    Choose from 3 game modes: Adventure, Casual, and Rush
    Get creative and combine slimes into more than 150 hybrid slimes
    Take advantage of our full controller support if you think keyboards should be used to play music instead of games
    #EazySpeezy #SlimeRancher #Speedrun
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Komentáře • 3,3K

  • @rockster835
    @rockster835 Před 3 lety +10051

    Ok, but TECHNICALLY he's not a slime mass murderer, being that the lore says when you yeet them to the sea they just go somewhere else in the world, and the thicc bois (gordos) are just a bunch of smol hungy bois and when they explode thats them splitting, so there's no reason for the slime cops to get him!

    • @strawberrymagpie
      @strawberrymagpie Před 3 lety +508

      Phosphor slimes: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @fishheads2087
      @fishheads2087 Před 3 lety +274

      The lore also says it was faked by viktor who wanted to be proven right

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 Před 3 lety +163

      Wait so all the tars are going to eventually eat all of the slimes

    • @Stagcraftstream
      @Stagcraftstream Před 3 lety +82

      What about the chickens

    • @galehunter2519
      @galehunter2519 Před 3 lety +286

      Now if you shoot them into the incinerator….

  • @teresanu
    @teresanu Před 3 lety +16574

    Slime rancher, a game with a very weird concept yet it's ignored because everything about it is just too cute.

    • @ezrastewart543
      @ezrastewart543 Před 3 lety +650

      pokemon is way worse lol
      Edit: GUYS I MEANT THE CONCEPT I LOVE POKEMON

    • @blade5445
      @blade5445 Před 3 lety +115

      ^ true

    • @godwin8260
      @godwin8260 Před 3 lety +89

      @@ezrastewart543 i woulf disagree with that one

    • @godwin8260
      @godwin8260 Před 3 lety +17

      Would*

    • @3rdrateasian393
      @3rdrateasian393 Před 3 lety +590

      @@godwin8260 you literally catch wild animal and make them fight against eachother, repeatedly.soo yeah I'm gonna stand with slime rancher

  • @plexquared1877
    @plexquared1877 Před 3 lety +3213

    When you feed the gordo slimes, the lore is that they're several slimes that merged into one big slime, so when you're exploding them, you're not killing them you're just splitting them back apart, which is why a bunch of slimes come out when you feed them.

    • @ninjawantbagel8203
      @ninjawantbagel8203 Před 3 lety +233

      @@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 You’re not gonna get very many subscribers that way, especially with that comment being as unfunny as it is

    • @sasquatchwithacomputer7602
      @sasquatchwithacomputer7602 Před 3 lety +12

      @@ninjawantbagel8203 Sasquatch

    • @rainwys
      @rainwys Před 3 lety +197

      It's cute and wholesome. That's also why the slime sea is- well- the slime sea.
      To get rid of slimes you don't have enough space for on your ranch, you can spit those slimes back into the slime sea. It doesn't kill them, they just- canonically become part of the slime sea and, in lore, wash back up on land.

    • @GeeklingNo1
      @GeeklingNo1 Před 2 lety +98

      You’re kinda improving their quality of life if you think about it. They were stuck in one spot and too big to play or find food so you gave them liposuction and now they can move again

    • @doritos4956
      @doritos4956 Před 2 lety +39

      @@rainwys which is why Instead of throwing them into the slime sea I throw them at an incerator

  • @ZiM2539
    @ZiM2539 Před 3 lety +3638

    Downloaded this game for my kid then put like 50 hours into it "helping her" while she did god knows what... I'm a good parent I swear!

    • @isthatso.
      @isthatso. Před 3 lety +20

      Ye

    • @willconnolly201
      @willconnolly201 Před 3 lety +135

      Best parent ever

    • @actionfeen6
      @actionfeen6 Před 2 lety +13

      the best

    • @orden4932
      @orden4932 Před 2 lety +72

      I sacrificed my children souls for that game and people say I'm a good parent

    • @Idogaycha
      @Idogaycha Před 2 lety +38

      “Good parent plort” “worth 10m ????”

  • @loganh7133
    @loganh7133 Před 3 lety +4277

    EazySpeezy: Exploiting cute creatures for money
    Pet breeders: *First time?*

  • @NoArtisticLimitation
    @NoArtisticLimitation Před 3 lety +1469

    2:49 - you’re not murdering them, the water is like a “bus stop” for the slimes.

    • @xunhanliew4492
      @xunhanliew4492 Před 3 lety +90

      Yup, and the bus will send them to an Italian restaurant because its a food paradise.

    • @madman7544
      @madman7544 Před 3 lety +31

      @@xunhanliew4492 and of course they're gonna see a cop under the table trying to collect fingerprints from glass shards.

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @TheAlex726a
      @TheAlex726a Před 3 lety +26

      @@slapdaddy7093 stop spamming

    • @Tower_Swagman
      @Tower_Swagman Před 3 lety +26

      Essentially, the slime sea is a mix of slime and saltwater, so whenever you throw a slime on the slime sea, it is reborn and becomes a new slime, technically doesn't die

  • @1nkyplays
    @1nkyplays Před 3 lety +4713

    Speezy: "On our twitch stream we came up with a name for him, his name is ted."
    me who has watched the stream: *HIS NAME IS PAT*

    • @LostTimeLady
      @LostTimeLady Před 3 lety +637

      Thank you! I felt strangely gaslit when I watched the video after having watched the stream.
      I'm not crazy, his name is Pat!

    • @stev1954
      @stev1954 Před 3 lety +13

      oh ok

    • @skinnyboyasian4847
      @skinnyboyasian4847 Před 3 lety +73

      Rat? More like fat

    • @stupidfuckingrat
      @stupidfuckingrat Před 3 lety +138

      Ted? More like pat
      Pat? More like rat
      Rat? More like fat
      Fat? More like potential monetary gain
      Potential monetary gain? More like bat

    • @dreggon1406
      @dreggon1406 Před 3 lety +73

      @@stupidfuckingrat bat? More like a reason to horde toilet paper

  • @lightnight9822
    @lightnight9822 Před 3 lety +411

    Cops: “Why’d you kill that guy?”
    Me: *”He had a slime key.”*

    • @tellfaia
      @tellfaia Před 2 lety +5

      THEY DONT DIE THEY LITERALLY ARE JUST SLIMES THAT GOT FUSED TOGETHER SO WHEN YOU EXPLODE THE GORDO YOU ARE HELPING THEM BY SPLITTING THEM BACK UP

    • @eldonm2770
      @eldonm2770 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tellfaia Dude. Chill.

    • @tellfaia
      @tellfaia Před 2 lety +3

      @@eldonm2770 ok

    • @axelaugust5552
      @axelaugust5552 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tellfaia you see. after you split them you grab them and incinerate them.

  • @Xizilqou
    @Xizilqou Před 3 lety +3087

    One minute in and you're already further than most youtubers got in five episodes

    • @doggoboii
      @doggoboii Před 3 lety +40

      it is not an easy game 💀

    • @Shorkii.
      @Shorkii. Před 3 lety +442

      @@doggoboii it is an easy game, but it's a busy game.

    • @jkml68
      @jkml68 Před 3 lety +195

      the hard parts of this game for me were figuring out which buttons open the doors in the final ruins area and trying to find that one gordo

    • @maxwilson7001
      @maxwilson7001 Před 3 lety +5

      Yep haha

    • @primalknight
      @primalknight Před 3 lety +65

      yeah, thats why its called a speedrun

  • @-fire277-5
    @-fire277-5 Před 3 lety +672

    Ah yes, taking slimes out of their natural habitat and forcing them into small enclosures so you can sell their excrements for profits, the game.

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 Před 3 lety +7

      Reminds me of something(s)...

    • @unit-cq3or
      @unit-cq3or Před 3 lety +31

      Unlike real life you need to keep them happy to get money (I like that you must be kind to be greedy in this world)

    • @Bruh4.
      @Bruh4. Před 3 lety +4

      Reminds me of those cat things that are fed coffee plants and then sell the beans in the poop for high prices

    • @seeeds4702
      @seeeds4702 Před 3 lety

      guy wtf

  • @jeffantonio1627
    @jeffantonio1627 Před 3 lety +2009

    he called the ancient slimes singing “weird noises” :(

  • @okaybitrandom3070
    @okaybitrandom3070 Před 3 lety +454

    If you get caught in CZcams drama, please speedrun the apology video.

  • @sliceofvie2381
    @sliceofvie2381 Před 3 lety +3182

    This game is so wholesome and I’ve never actually known that there was an ending somehow?? I have no clue but guess whos playing again

    • @dottiet6688
      @dottiet6688 Před 3 lety +72

      Same lol, I thought that it was done after the glass desert

    • @gulpgo
      @gulpgo Před 3 lety +41

      It has an uncanny similarity to jttsp. Random person goes to an alien planet, explores the world, And the gun has some similarity to the other game.

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @Ice_Cold_Ender
      @Ice_Cold_Ender Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @kennymccormick9422
      @kennymccormick9422 Před 3 lety +6

      I saw this speedrun yesterday. Started a fast world and I'm almost done with the game but I'm stopping for rn cuz it's 1:30 am and I wanna play some other games lol

  • @quelquundautre3723
    @quelquundautre3723 Před 3 lety +1350

    eazyspeezy : complain that he got "bad luck" because the slime is not hungry
    also easyspeezy, a few minutes before : unstuck the slime out of the place where speedrunners put it specifically so that he does not eat and stays hungry for the run to work

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @queenhypnoshroom3942
      @queenhypnoshroom3942 Před 3 lety +52

      @@slapdaddy7093 can you stop sending that link

    • @B-I-T-D
      @B-I-T-D Před 3 lety +5

      There are also some little cuts sometimes without the timer changeing (bad gramma lol)

    • @lishishur293
      @lishishur293 Před 3 lety +1

      @@queenhypnoshroom3942 What does the link lead to?

    • @liamsgreatbitgaming
      @liamsgreatbitgaming Před 3 lety +1

      @@B-I-T-D I can’t find any of those.

  • @rainbownote6881
    @rainbownote6881 Před 3 lety +525

    I don’t think this game gets enough recognition.

  • @spaceboy5243
    @spaceboy5243 Před 3 lety +321

    I have always loved this game i finally got to buy it like maybe almost a year ago and like a month ago after a few months of not playing it i decided to play it again and that was when i started to actually care about Casey’s starmails cuz she seemed like a really nice person and i loved reading all her starmails
    But the thing is i never beat the game
    I had the last area, lots of slimes, all the ranch areas and all that stuff but i never knew that you were actually supposed to do the mails to complete the game
    So i was at like day 150 when i beat the game and after reading all of Casey’s messages that was honestly just so heartwarming
    So i accidentally beat the game because i got attached to Casey’s mails
    Thank you for coming to my Powerpoint presentation.

    • @PleiadesRuby
      @PleiadesRuby Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah like the mail is the story (and is speedrunable, you can force it to spawn), which I gotta be honest makes me cry every time. Like legit.

    • @minefish
      @minefish Před 2 lety +4

      Thanks for holding this power point presentation

    • @Danesx
      @Danesx Před 2 lety +1

      Casey actually not a girl lol

    • @spaceboy5243
      @spaceboy5243 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Danesx damn bro sorry i didn't use they/them pronouns 😔

    • @carternovak4015
      @carternovak4015 Před rokem

      @@PleiadesRuby how do you force spawn emails?

  • @birdroll
    @birdroll Před 3 lety +693

    14:19 as a slime rancher loremaster i can confirm that not only is it not the past, but actually the remains of elon musks mars colony

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg Před 3 lety +23

      @@slapdaddy7093 you made ee ee's comment not funny with your comment

    • @samuelvandermeulen7006
      @samuelvandermeulen7006 Před 3 lety +16

      If you say you are a loremaster ,does that mean you are unemployed?

    • @69block11
      @69block11 Před 3 lety +5

      @@samuelvandermeulen7006 Lmao

    • @akbarfathan2574
      @akbarfathan2574 Před 3 lety +8

      It's not unemployed@@samuelvandermeulen7006 but unemployed with style

  • @familyfamily5925
    @familyfamily5925 Před 3 lety +376

    0:54
    “They’re all happy until they realise their going to explode”
    My roommate walking in in that exact second... hmmmmm

    • @bichimadorable9697
      @bichimadorable9697 Před 3 lety +7

      I'м soггу fог saүiпg тнis ьцт iтs ТНЁү'ГЭ

    • @watermelon_sir
      @watermelon_sir Před 3 lety +24

      @@bichimadorable9697 1. Shut up with your unicode
      2. You still got it wrong, it's "They're"

    • @qwertyuiop-fc4ct
      @qwertyuiop-fc4ct Před 3 lety +2

      @@watermelon_sir lmao

    • @cartes_002
      @cartes_002 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bichimadorable9697 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕠, 𝚜𝚎𝚎?

    • @bichimadorable9697
      @bichimadorable9697 Před 3 lety +2

      @@watermelon_sir thanks I change

  • @PermianExtinction
    @PermianExtinction Před 3 lety +21

    As someone who has played way way way too much of this game and vaguely remembers all the lore, your idea of the Glass Desert being the past is actually very cool and I wish that were canon.

  • @RunninonNuthin
    @RunninonNuthin Před 2 lety +75

    this is one of my favorite games of all time. The story actually got me in tears and its just such a peaceful relaxing experience to play through no matter how many times you play

  • @lamellama6553
    @lamellama6553 Před 3 lety +341

    Didn't expect a sudden nostalgia attack from slime rancher but here we are

    • @acer6570
      @acer6570 Před 3 lety +2

      Same lol

    • @ratherande
      @ratherande Před 3 lety +4

      Ihascupquake :(

    • @danieldamri3821
      @danieldamri3821 Před 3 lety

      The good old days

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 Před 3 lety +1

      @@aarvlo factorio? Stardew Valley? Oxygen not included? Dyson sphere project? A few examples

    • @thebasicpurood1894
      @thebasicpurood1894 Před 3 lety +2

      I have so many hours in the game lmao, i have around maybe 2 days or more of play time, but i dont know because im on ps4 and it doesnt tell you, but, i am on day 211 and have 1018404 coins and 91 discoveries, so a lot, also 2 gold gordos on my ranch will al 7zee things... i think i need to get a life lmao

  • @dantaegarcia1778
    @dantaegarcia1778 Před 3 lety +330

    Peta have extended their protective species list and has now taken this video down for abuse to cuteness

    • @eat139
      @eat139 Před 3 lety +9

      they can't put these down tho

    • @dantaegarcia1778
      @dantaegarcia1778 Před 3 lety +2

      @@eat139 tru that

    • @eat139
      @eat139 Před 3 lety +1

      @ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. DINO DESERVE

    • @themilkman1938
      @themilkman1938 Před 3 lety +1

      @ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. you're in luck

    • @chaostheultimayt
      @chaostheultimayt Před 3 lety +1

      @ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ.
      Me: “subs”
      Also me: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

  • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
    @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Před 2 lety +13

    Here's a speed-overview of the story to accompany the speedrun: Beatrix left Earth to get some space from her rocky relationship, which is basically what Hobson and Thora also went through. Also, people use plorts (slime poop) to make stuff.

    • @silvershadow2447
      @silvershadow2447 Před měsícem +2

      I don't think their relationship was "rocky" considering the end credits have a song dedicated to beatrix from her lover. I think it was just a lack of shared interests, as is explored through the starmails. There's never any implication they didn't get along. It was more just that beatrix wanted to explore. She was a nature gal, while her partner (gender's never specified) was a singer and loved the city. They never fought, just had different callings.
      I also don't think hobson or thora ever fought either? Pretty sure that Hobson's notes mention wanting to get away from a desk job or something. As far as I'm aware, both were single before they met each other, drawn to the call of the unknown. This is also solidified by the second game's story.

  • @jonahglass-hussain4568
    @jonahglass-hussain4568 Před 3 lety +17

    Quic note- throwing off the cliff doesn't murder them according to the lore. Supposedly the ocean's a big teleportation system for slimes- they go in and out somewhere else.

    • @omodog
      @omodog Před 2 lety +1

      wait so what the fuck happened to the scary dudes (listen i havent played this game in months i forgot the name of those guys)

    • @jonahglass-hussain4568
      @jonahglass-hussain4568 Před 2 lety +1

      @@omodog tarr just dissolve i think. idk

    • @omodog
      @omodog Před 2 lety

      @@jonahglass-hussain4568 oh thank you lol

  • @95DreadLord
    @95DreadLord Před 3 lety +265

    "idk what the name of the creature is"
    Top right corner: Am I a joke to you?

  • @purplelotus531
    @purplelotus531 Před 3 lety +476

    This game honestly was a big part on me being able to survive high school stress

    • @canavero4288
      @canavero4288 Před 3 lety +10

      Fr it came out in like 2016 when i was a 15 yo sophomore and i still play it as a 19 yo college sophomore lol

    • @yvenradler8973
      @yvenradler8973 Před 3 lety +2

      Same bro

    • @behindthepie9430
      @behindthepie9430 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh yeah. Every sick day i took was really just me staying home to play this and relax.

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @hi-em4fr
      @hi-em4fr Před 3 lety +4

      i’m happy it helped with your stress! i hope everything is ok!!

  • @karasise2291
    @karasise2291 Před 3 lety +20

    EazySpeezy:gets honey slime in 3 minute
    Game:yOu vAcD a sİlMe

  • @totallynotaminecraftchanne1923

    I’ve played this game for a while, and after watching how fast he just zoomed to the ancient ruins and glass desert I was like wow. Such a wholesome game if I do say so myself.

  • @ahmedhussain9718
    @ahmedhussain9718 Před 3 lety +1579

    I know I’m just some random person but I really reccomend this game, it’s story is absolutely beautiful, so if you wish to speedrun this game I ask that you play a normal playthrough first in order to experience the story, thanks for reading this comment and have a nice day.

    • @randomperson-jy2xh
      @randomperson-jy2xh Před 3 lety +27

      Already played it,i agree though

    • @329link
      @329link Před 3 lety +80

      I personally disagree on the story. It's completely disconnected from the gameplay outside of a couple tips and comments about the environment H drops on you sometimes when he's not reminiscing, and everything happens and resolves before the main character arrives. By the end I was kinda skimming through the H messages since they really didn't provide much other than some thoughts from a guy you never even meet. And the ending was as anticlimactic as you can get. The two doors metaphor is completely lost when you are ultimately never given any sort of choice with any real ramifications, despite the heavy implication that such a choice would present itself (presumably the choice to continue the ranch or go back to earth to live with the main character's lover).
      The gameplay was really good though. It's lots of fun, and I would definitely agree that the game should be played normally by anyone interested.

    • @ahmedhussain9718
      @ahmedhussain9718 Před 3 lety +64

      @@329link although I disagree I respect your opinion, if you don’t like it then that’s fine, but I wish you a great day all the same

    • @zabad696
      @zabad696 Před 3 lety +43

      @@ahmedhussain9718 this is the most wholesome comment section i found , i like it

    • @ahmedhussain9718
      @ahmedhussain9718 Před 3 lety +15

      @@zabad696 thanks friend! I hope you have a good day too

  • @markostankovic8128
    @markostankovic8128 Před 3 lety +160

    Here's some good advice: The gordo slimes(the ones that give you the key) they usually need 50 food of their diet. But, for their favourite food,, it takes 25. So, if you want better time, consider using 25 of the slimes favourite food.

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @pepothedude6547
      @pepothedude6547 Před 3 lety +17

      You usually need to farm to get these specifical foods for them

    • @Vrikgwyn
      @Vrikgwyn Před 3 lety +11

      Well he does that too in the vid, like the honey gordo one

  • @10thfloorMatt
    @10thfloorMatt Před 2 lety +3

    11:55
    "Thank you ted"
    Thinks of the lorax

  • @milkii_tea
    @milkii_tea Před 3 lety +83

    i started screaming when he made the boom honey largos and didn't put them in a corral

  • @kierangavin821
    @kierangavin821 Před 3 lety +437

    You should speed run costume quest. You wouldn’t ever be able to handle the pressure.

  • @user-fw1uv5qn6t
    @user-fw1uv5qn6t Před 3 lety +228

    The slime sea dosnt kill them, the slimepedia talks about it

  • @kimpence7942
    @kimpence7942 Před 3 lety +12

    “Now imma get 1 pink slime”
    *GETS 2*

  • @eduardobone8857
    @eduardobone8857 Před 3 lety +16

    0:39 the ultimate voice crack

  • @transmaddie
    @transmaddie Před 3 lety +233

    Big fan of slime rancher! Feeding the really big slimes doesn't kill them, it says it in the game, same with shooting slimes into the sea. This was a murderless run!

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 Před 3 lety +8

      When genocide run?

    • @mewssauce
      @mewssauce Před 3 lety +11

      thank u for ur comment
      also trans rights

    • @Minhaz25
      @Minhaz25 Před 3 lety +1

      Shoot slimes into tars
      Speedrunning killing 10 over ever slime in the game

    • @nintendogamer1926
      @nintendogamer1926 Před 3 lety +3

      But he did kill the chicken.

    • @Nauriek
      @Nauriek Před 3 lety

      When you believe you're a murderer because you're not paying any attention...

  • @FennecMizar
    @FennecMizar Před 3 lety +205

    Fun fact: throwing slimes into the ocean isnt actually murder, the entire ocean is slime and the slimes just show back up on the shore later on
    and the really big slimes are just a bunch of conjoined slimes, no murder

  • @omarpikm2101
    @omarpikm2101 Před 3 lety +37

    "exploited cute creatures for monetary gain"
    *looks at Pikmin 2*

  • @jonahglass-hussain4568
    @jonahglass-hussain4568 Před 3 lety +8

    Love this game so much. So wholesome- not just the cute slimes but the letters you get and what story there is... very wholesome game all around.

  • @yeetsticks800
    @yeetsticks800 Před 3 lety +358

    “We don’t care about the lore”
    *sad matpat noises

    • @galehunter2519
      @galehunter2519 Před 3 lety +27

      Actually suprised MatPat didn’t do a Slime Rancher theory yet...

    • @themrmofallmrms
      @themrmofallmrms Před 3 lety +6

      @@galehunter2519 i think I'd be cool

    • @dinomking3108
      @dinomking3108 Před 3 lety +2

      Who is matpat

    • @madlad6872
      @madlad6872 Před 3 lety +13

      @@dinomking3108 The Game Theorist
      A guy that basically makes theories that are loosely connected to the game and it's lore and are strongly calculated in real world science.

    • @nagybalint1474
      @nagybalint1474 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dinomking3108 XD

  • @gweekpatato1216
    @gweekpatato1216 Před 3 lety +827

    Ez: "some email about the Z reward club or something who cares"
    The mail: *The Death Hike*

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 Před 3 lety +5

      lmao

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @around441pipissharingaytac4
      @around441pipissharingaytac4 Před 3 lety +1

      I think there was also one called "Fire van"

    • @SgtBean999
      @SgtBean999 Před 3 lety +3

      I used to skip passed it but when I went through and read ‘My pet Cactus’ I was so happy, also you get invited to Mochi Miles place after awhile and that farmer guy that I forget the name of!

    • @hemz5882
      @hemz5882 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SgtBean999 Ogden?

  • @anthonyst-onge
    @anthonyst-onge Před 2 lety +8

    It doesn’t matter if you’re a depressed teen or the only dude at the gym who can bench-press 500 pounds, you’ll always feel joy while playing this game.

  • @tsugu9146
    @tsugu9146 Před 3 lety +3

    Speedruns aside, Slime Rancher is one of my favorite games ever
    The story and the setting helped me a lot through depression and anxiety.
    Every time i see those cute slimes i cant help but feel a warmth in my chest.
    I fucking love it

    • @lilyfae7197
      @lilyfae7197 Před rokem +2

      And the lore is so interesting. It gives me a nice sense of escapism from everything. I wish for a world where we get all our materials and energy from these cheery slimes who are glad to live on a ranch as long as they’re fed. No unethical farms, no pollution, just happy slimes and cure-all plorts.

  • @staticanimations3678
    @staticanimations3678 Před 3 lety +89

    “We had a really long journey.”
    Also journey: 18 minutes

  • @marvin25310
    @marvin25310 Před 3 lety +139

    The fact that the video cut before the last word makes it really ominous with this context lol
    It's a game about catching breeding slimes
    "I'll catch you next"

  • @aidensitu3557
    @aidensitu3557 Před 3 lety +20

    the fact that Thxnxcya spent more than 20 episodes on this game, more than 10 minutes each, and this man just beat it in less than 20 mins is amazing

    • @Rag3_Issu3
      @Rag3_Issu3 Před 2 lety +1

      It actually took a tiny bit more then 20 there was one point were he changed the timer

    • @ceebbees12345
      @ceebbees12345 Před 2 lety

      @@Rag3_Issu3 not to mention the whole stream he talked about where he practiced how to actually speedrun the game

  • @undone8753
    @undone8753 Před 3 lety +8

    11:15
    Subtitles be like:
    We’re gonna spit him out, give him a cue bear

  • @mentothedoge2793
    @mentothedoge2793 Před 3 lety +56

    “Things just keep trying to come in my gun”
    Easyspeezy-2021

  • @embreadiment
    @embreadiment Před 3 lety +59

    Give your blob's shit to random entities and profit from the gain: The Game

    • @sasquatchwithacomputer7602
      @sasquatchwithacomputer7602 Před 3 lety +1

      You know what would be epic? (Of course not epic’er than you) If you subbed to Sasquatch. Please? Sasquatch wants subs. Anyway, never
      gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,

    • @embreadiment
      @embreadiment Před 3 lety +1

      @@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 oh yeah? i will support you on whatever measures possible if you support me, fucking gottem

    • @sasquatchwithacomputer7602
      @sasquatchwithacomputer7602 Před 3 lety +1

      @@embreadiment Yes bread, I shall sub to you.

  • @dinkthegreatest
    @dinkthegreatest Před 3 lety +4

    Other CZcamsrs: *Make an entire series*
    This guy: *One video is all I need*

  • @wombat6
    @wombat6 Před 3 měsíci

    I love Slime Rancher, it's a very wholesome game, you're supposed to take your time and all. And then there's the speedrun.

  • @-matine-7412
    @-matine-7412 Před 3 lety +51

    Quick optimization: you don’t actually have to open the jungle door at the beginning as the area loads in before the door is opened.
    You can either jump the wall with the slimes or use the jet pack off of the bridge to fly just over the ledge. This saves you an extra slime key which can be used for other optimizations.

    • @nitwitty9124
      @nitwitty9124 Před 3 lety +15

      This would work but you actually need to use a certain number of keys by the time you reach Hector's last note in order to complete the game. The first key is most conveniently used in the jungle door.

    • @-matine-7412
      @-matine-7412 Před 3 lety +5

      You could potentially save the key and use it to unlock the second slime gate next to the big gate allowing access into the quarry from that direction and still get another key by a similar route, thus allowing you to unlock a different door to meet the quota. (Example: unlocking doors within the glass desert as the two in the zone are relatively close together.)

    • @nagybalint1474
      @nagybalint1474 Před 3 lety

      @@-matine-7412 lol ppl talking about actual strats here

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra Před 3 lety +90

    Throughout all his videos, I noticed there's something about Eazy's voice and demeanor that makes things and names he says sound made up even though they actually exist. My two favorites in this video are
    Mint Mango and Plort.

  • @Spraxinator
    @Spraxinator Před 3 lety +9

    Alternate title: Man exploits and murders slimes for profit while not caring about the lore or his mail

  • @Ctab-fp9nt
    @Ctab-fp9nt Před 3 lety +8

    So it’s been two weeks and I know it’s weird to say this in the comment section but thanks for inspiring me to start speed running. I started watching your content a year ago and I’ve been looking for a game to speed run and this was just it. I’ve been practicing lately but if you do see this thank you.

  • @gouhie2484
    @gouhie2484 Před 3 lety +82

    “If you like speed running, and you like slime rancher, I recommend that you speed run slime rancher”
    No shit

    • @nagybalint1474
      @nagybalint1474 Před 3 lety +1

      100iq

    • @GeeklingNo1
      @GeeklingNo1 Před 2 lety

      I don’t even love speedrunning myself but this game is so much fun to speed through. Considering how bad I am at platforming I managed to lower my time by over 20 minutes on my third try!

  • @monkeboi4513
    @monkeboi4513 Před 3 lety +152

    Change the title;
    "I decided to speedrun Slime Rancher and exploited cute creatures for monetary gain AGAIN"

  • @dextergrif1052
    @dextergrif1052 Před 3 lety +7

    Any time I watch streams it just makes me want to play the game normally to see what I missed. I remember trying this game out and thinking it was adorable and pretty fun so I think I’ll give it another chance

  • @aristocat3012
    @aristocat3012 Před 3 lety +3

    14:59
    AND HE'S JUST A DOORMAT
    sorry
    I had to.

  • @wishiwasmaren2608
    @wishiwasmaren2608 Před 3 lety +138

    Alt title: EazySpeezy becomes a teenage entrepreneur

  • @jawnwater
    @jawnwater Před 3 lety +164

    "exploited for monetary gain"
    *hey that sounds alot like slav-*

    • @acer6570
      @acer6570 Před 3 lety +7

      Don’t give Easy any ideas...

    • @yungvarg2301
      @yungvarg2301 Před 3 lety +5

      i think what u meant was capitalism

    • @juaninmanzana5527
      @juaninmanzana5527 Před 3 lety +1

      Lets game it out the title its the hole channel

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 Před 3 lety +3

      @@yungvarg2301 nah, that’s communism

    • @juliewinchester1488
      @juliewinchester1488 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Stormfire1777 The exploitation of people for money?
      I think you have you definitions confused.

  • @JDFgamer
    @JDFgamer Před 3 lety +3

    Him: explaining what the game is and how to play it.
    Me: Do I need this considering the fact I've played this game for 6 years?

  • @stag5076
    @stag5076 Před rokem +2

    slime rancher garfield%
    the goal is to get the tabby secret style, grab a tabby slime, put it in a corral, and feed it
    the timer ends when the slime produces a plort
    my best time is 13:04

  • @BlazeRBXonYT
    @BlazeRBXonYT Před 3 lety +145

    I just began playing this like a week ago, made a video on it, and thought, “oh this is a cute game I might play it more”. Yeah.. I missed the whole intense lore part.

  • @PhidSillips
    @PhidSillips Před 3 lety +34

    *Stay strong everyone*

  • @tungttu8731
    @tungttu8731 Před 3 lety +9

    Dream: I can Speedrun minecraft And fast!
    This guy: Hold my Slime Beer

    • @TimeBomb798
      @TimeBomb798 Před 3 lety

      Don't you mean hold my slime... Luigis (number two, yt doesn't like swearing -_-)

    • @9LW
      @9LW Před 3 lety

      @@TimeBomb798 there is no swearing

    • @TimeBomb798
      @TimeBomb798 Před 3 lety

      @@9LW as I said, sadly

  • @mally60
    @mally60 Před rokem +5

    I'm sad. You took a less optimum route than me yet still beat my time. Good thing the second game is out so I can sweep that under the rug and start speedrunning the second game

  • @linkerz287
    @linkerz287 Před 3 lety +30

    I love how hes a speed runner but also guides people trying to speed run the game whilst he plays

  • @gerihat-trick7634
    @gerihat-trick7634 Před 3 lety +16

    This whole run is the epitome of "I've been isekai'd too many times - nope - dont care - good bye"

  • @maqus9550
    @maqus9550 Před 2 lety +1

    1:08 ,,You unlocked new area named PRISON!!!! CONGRATS!!"

  • @krissirg
    @krissirg Před 3 lety +1

    Finally enough I was like half asleep and I had my eyes closed imagined this being Minecraft

  • @aeghf4711
    @aeghf4711 Před 3 lety +11

    What I love about EazySpeezy is the fact that speedrunners thrive for the best speedrun, While he's just like *"Well I'm not speedrunning anymore but I'm speedrunning"*

  • @NoArtisticLimitation
    @NoArtisticLimitation Před 3 lety +3

    11:20 - the :D Face means he’s not hungry. You need a :) :( or D; face to feed them.

  • @aceerx
    @aceerx Před 2 lety +2

    Me in court for murder:
    Judge: why did u kill this man
    Me: *s l i m e k e y*
    Judge: NOT GUILTY

  • @LanceyLotZ
    @LanceyLotZ Před 3 lety

    Fun fact: the water around Far Far Range is actually made of slime--and it's completely harmless to slimes. Actually, slimes use this ocean as like transportation. And they even come out happier than before when the leave the ocean!
    So, basically, when you throw them into the ocean you're not murdering them, you're actually making them very happy!

  • @wibblwobbl
    @wibblwobbl Před 3 lety +65

    this game took me months to complete and this guy just speedruns it in like 20 minutes

    • @nagybalint1474
      @nagybalint1474 Před 3 lety +3

      lol I didnt even finish it cause i got bored

    • @robthousand
      @robthousand Před 3 lety +1

      It technically took me 2 years to complete :/

    • @wibblwobbl
      @wibblwobbl Před 3 lety

      @@robthousand me too actually

  • @FrostedReaction
    @FrostedReaction Před 3 lety +18

    EazySpeezy: Today let's murder slimes!
    Rimiru: I dare you to try.

    • @DanishAlKahfi
      @DanishAlKahfi Před 3 lety +1

      Rimuru would literally disintegrate everything

    • @FrostedReaction
      @FrostedReaction Před 3 lety

      @@DanishAlKahfi You're most likely right about that.

    • @slapdaddy7093
      @slapdaddy7093 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/vJobfblJ1T0/video.html

    • @FrostedReaction
      @FrostedReaction Před 3 lety

      @@slapdaddy7093 Am I going to be rickrolled? Or worse?

  • @FunKiMan
    @FunKiMan Před 2 lety

    Easyspeezy:“We don’t really care about the lore”
    Matpat:”im disappointed”

  • @kittysgomeoww
    @kittysgomeoww Před 2 lety +1

    glad he explained to me how stamina works. when it runs out you cant run anymore. good tip

  • @lucaslogmans4201
    @lucaslogmans4201 Před 3 lety +14

    EazySpeezy shows us that speedrunning can be done casually, I actually want to speedrun some games now!

  • @maiakromer1747
    @maiakromer1747 Před 3 lety +30

    Eazy: speedrunning
    The game: You vac’d a slime!!

  • @Adachi_Zephyr
    @Adachi_Zephyr Před 5 měsíci +1

    Can’t wait for the slime rancher 2 speedrun once it’s out of beta

  • @CommitingAChaos
    @CommitingAChaos Před rokem +1

    3:28 I have the cuberry and Pogofruit in the same spot in my ranch.

  • @env6909
    @env6909 Před 3 lety +17

    0:53 - "Tina, eat. EAT THE FOOD!"

  • @mentothedoge2793
    @mentothedoge2793 Před 3 lety +35

    He values none of these slimes lives...he just wants to speed run

  • @dogginsf2411
    @dogginsf2411 Před 3 lety +4

    oh my god i just realized the slime rancher ui looks like a roblox game :0

  • @alek0154
    @alek0154 Před 3 lety

    A very important thing, canonically sea is made out of slime, and every time you throw slime there it's not killed, the slime sea just takes them to the shore and wipes out the memory of them being thrown there

  • @quippy572
    @quippy572 Před 3 lety +134

    Most of what he’s saying is like math class “thus goes there over do this you can skip this go over here solve for x steal and murders slimes become friends with the quiet kid

  • @dlm9709
    @dlm9709 Před 3 lety +6

    my speedrun time is 86 hours and counting. Keep coming back to this amazingly peaceful game, one does not simply finish the game

  • @NoUserU
    @NoUserU Před 2 lety

    Honestly Slime Rancher is underrated. It's a really great game, with a pretty long gameplay and cute stuff. I really like the game and had it for like 3 years now.

  • @stevenrandall0806
    @stevenrandall0806 Před 2 lety

    can't wait to see you speed run the second slime rancher. love your videos man always brighten my day.

  • @tianqiyu5129
    @tianqiyu5129 Před 3 lety +14

    for a second I thought pogofruit said pogfruit

    • @Green-li4mk
      @Green-li4mk Před 3 lety

      imagine just eating some fruits and then you suddenly become digital and you have another person's face instead of your face

    • @tianqiyu5129
      @tianqiyu5129 Před 3 lety

      @@Green-li4mk And you're suddenly unable to close your mouth

  • @joelmckendry5569
    @joelmckendry5569 Před 3 lety +21

    Peta just had a stroke reading the title

  • @maximusrodriguez7187
    @maximusrodriguez7187 Před 3 lety

    Hey speezy, thank you for making this video. I took a long break from slime rancher because I had lost literally all of my food by deleting silos with food in them. This video got me back into the game and I love it and I feel kinda like I'm playing the first time again. Overall, I'm having the most fun in slime rancher than I have in a while.

  • @anjamoro8384
    @anjamoro8384 Před 2 lety +2

    12:19 "don't think this is actually in the past oops"

  • @gweekpatato1216
    @gweekpatato1216 Před 3 lety +8

    The most important part of a slime rancher run is to be *brave, bold, and staying wiggly :3*

  • @hardiksingh2065
    @hardiksingh2065 Před 3 lety +2

    Explain a game in a sinister way
    That guy: 0:01

  • @Mr.Scrible
    @Mr.Scrible Před rokem

    as my 2nd fav game, getting a refresh on everything is awesome (and got to know that you can speedrun this game)

  • @Railgunnov
    @Railgunnov Před 3 lety +3

    Leaving Ted behind was one of the saddest anime moments