I tried speedrunning Plague Inc and committed glorious crimes against humanity
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- I'm not a bad person, I just like to speedrun the eradication of humankind.
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
#EazySpeezy #PlagueInc #Speedrun - Hry
Mom: It's just a cough
Friend: It's just a cough
Doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Google: 5:52
Bing::
I don get ti
@@thebiggaklipa you will show us deadly viruses? ok I’m waiting.
@@skeboopbawp5192 i am not an expert and i am not google
Infected: 1
Me who's red-green colorblind: "Buisness is booming!"
I chuckled at that ( a lot )
Hehe
I don't get the joke
Edit: I'm not being sarcastic or nor do I'm saying that it's not funny, i just don't get how colorblind work.
@@vin8523 he can't tell how far he is in the game, infection wise
I laughed pretty hard at this ngl lol
“No more healthy people in the world, that is music to my ears.”
“If there are ever mass panics, just make sure your mass panic is better than theirs.”
Ben is truly a great role model
The perfect one
Sound like lines from a cool supervillain in a movie
You a fan of demi cool
@@pmac_attack_7199 I’m also a fan of Sheriff Jake before they removed him and replaced him with a random dude in a cowboy hat with a beard
czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html 1:18,
Can I get a “lying politicians” upgrade so that even once there’s a cure people are hesitant to take it?
They have that one in the new version of the game called "cure inc" where you basically try to cure covid. Operates the same as the regular game except you're now the WHO or a scientist/politician or something and more than half your job is convincing people to take this seriously and making sure people don't get so pissed off at you that they outright disobey your orders--this can happen if you impose quarantines that are too strict or go on for too long. Even has its own anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, and fake news media spreading lies about covid, and some of them are politicians because the first objective you have to do is hold a meeting with all the world's leaders to convince them of the severity of the situation so they actually take your orders seriously. And even then they will ignore you
@@riverstein9523 That's pretty cool that something similar exists. Honestly would be interesting if there were some way to use a game like that to actually crowd source the response to the pandemic, given how poorly our central authorities handled it.
@@riverstein9523 That’s the most propaganda ass game I’ve ever heard of, what a load of shit
@@clobzz I feel like it's pretty accurate to real life
@@clobzz Ah, am I correct to assume you were antivax until late 2021?
"People can't develop cures if they're not alive." -EazySpeezy
I mean, he’s not wrong
8:46
That is true
Famous last words.
" every 60 seconds, a minute passes"
“No more health people in the world, that is music to my ears.” - eazyspeezy 2021.
@@kireitonsi at least 3 actually
Health people
ah yes, no more health people in the world
Yes , I am not health man
he said healthy
I remember playing this when it first came out and used to cry late at night cause I felt bad every time I beat the game.
Glad I'm not the only softy lol. It's why I like cure mode
LMFAO same haha
nice
Same
Same
"Covid has successfully eliminated all life on earth."
Trees:
Ocean animals:
Insects:
covid can spread to oceans, and insects also. also animals, i dont know about trees though..
@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE breaking news: trees have been injected with covid-
@@leakdeo 💫
@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE To oceans? What....
I know what you meant, but I want to make a funny joke about this.
plants get diseases too
"Greenland only has that one little port..."
game: *e m i a*
Emia means presence in blood wbk
☝️ Presenting to the emergency room
ah yes, *e m i a*
hyper, meaning high
greenland present in blood
Everyone: It can't be that easy.
2020: It's that easy.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
govts in this game are way more proactive than irl
@Travis Newton fun fact, NK just threatened the US with nukes... again. Part three here we come
Did any of your classmates just make fun about the virus when all of this was about to start?
@@donutsorokin8042 we did, and we still do
"first death in the UK, thats alright there will be plenty more" that was so casual but it still made me laugh hysterically. humans are weird.
Imagine scientists really would have called covid "ur dead lol"
Even udl is less weird
I mean Black Death is a plague name. Just modern Black Death
Alternate Title: EasySpeezy eradicates mankind happily as fast as possible
Accurate
700th like
normie title
And says he catch us next time.
bravo you just summarized this video
*_"I'm not a bad person, I just like to speedrun the eradication of humankind."_*
Joaquin De Jesus first
R/woosh
@@irenaveksler1935 r/woooosh
@@irenaveksler1935 r/woooosh
- god
"no more healty people in the world, that is music to my ears"
-EazySpeezy
I just love his videos
crime is fun👍
Turns out Plague Inc. actually happens in parrarel universes, and right now we're just lucky we don't have a speed runner playing our world
Maybe we do have someone still playing there, not a speedrunner prolly
there is remember that covid speedrunner? Thankfully the speedrunner was bad asf and it just died by itself
Everybody gangsta untill a voice in the sky says: "ok guy lets try the corona speedrun any %, no glitches"
thank god its no glitches
Too bad the speedrun fail
@@austinklein9880 LMAO
@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 Top 10 Quotes that will probably not age so well.
99.7% survival rate pretty boring virus
I know this is a very off topic statement but like I'm not sure why the plauge being called "ur dead lol" is so hilarious
You’re commenting about the video we’re watching. Not very off topic
@@pyritepanx Yeahh kinda realized it wasnt- :/ not sure what I was thinking
@@pyritepanx .
Probably because of the irony of some researcher deadass naming a plague "ur dead lol", meanwhile cure rate is at 0% for an entire year until 6 billion people are dead and it crosses some researcher's mind that they mIIIIIiiiiiight want to start at least looking at the plague...
@@palea1335 I don't really think that's what irony is
The little kids singing always gives me goosebumps and scares me everytime when I play plague inc
Me too
The bacteria in my 4 year expired milk carton watching this video preparing to take over the world: *interesting*
They should make a multiplayer version of this with the new cure mode, where someone is the plague and someone’s trying to kill it
That’s actually a really good idea
But the game already takes counter measures. I don't see how to improve It.
@@gavin7152 They don’t have to know. It could just tell the virus type and not any of the specifics unless they research
I'm pretty sure something like this has been in the PC version for years now
@@planefan082 there has?
4:38
Normal people: listening to speezy talk
Me: watching "typewriting monkeys produce copy of Shakespeare "
I was like damn he’s good...... and then I realized he was on easy and not normal. That would explain the tons of dna he was getting.
I don't know how he did so good at the Nano-Virus one but sucked at Parasite. I can never infect more than 60% of the world with Nano-Virus on easy, but beat Parasite on normal and I play it for fun along with Fungi and Prion.
Maybe it's because my style of play is hide and infect everyone, then slam all my points into Organ Failure and Insanity after 100% infection on the world.
@@LycanFerret Doesn't everyone play like that?? I just infect then the lethality goes way up once everyone is infected.
@@habsfan654 He is also using the DNA modifications and the premium speed up, on easy, I cleared all of them on brutal as a f2p, he is trash.
@@bret7894 bruh , i did the same but for parasite it was quite hilarous since i didn't had any DNA modifications and i went super stealth mode till i could develop deadly symptoms , and i was there waiting 4 years in-game (probably some minutes if not an hour irl) popping the yellow DNA bubbles till i had enough DNA to upgrade to organ failure , and what is funnier is that the cure was developted but i just upgraded organ failure and set it back instantly , killed lot of people and won , like i don't even know how i could replicate it if i had to do that again lol
I like how that ticker thing on the top of the screen shows random news events when the virus isn’t big yet.
“Typewriting monkeys produce Shakespeare”
“‘Aliens not interested in Earth’ says writer”
Etc.
Yeah, if you play the game, you will find hundreds of unique news like that. Fucking hilarious
“France considers banning employment” lmao
@@calinawhitney7488 how dare they copy America!
"Man covered in essential oils bursts into flames"
Yeah, the news exist for a reason (for clues on what to upgrade) but that would be too OP so they kinda mixed it in with other dumb ones.
“Man covered in essential oil’s burst into flames”
This is why I love Plague Inc.
I saw it too :D
@@aphraxiaojun1145 time stamp?
Oh no Karen’s child died
@@memelocks7066 HAHAHAHA FINALLY AFTER 3 YEARS OF GETTING TOLD I"M UGLY! VENGEANCE IS MINE!!!! TO BAD KAREN HA
8:47 "People can't develop cures if they're not alive" truer words have never been spoken
Just in case anybody is new to this game or is specifically looking for a certain timestamp, I have the correct times.
0:09-Fungus
2:38-prion
4:13-Nano-virus
5:49-Bio weapon
7:17- parasite
9:16-virus
10:42- bacteria
Hope that helps anybody struggling to find exact time stamps, a certain plague or speedrunning like speezy here. 👍🏿
"Iceland is really hard to get into." Yeah, and Madagascar for some reason. I've had a completely symptomless disease shut Madagascar's boarders many times. I mean, why?!
Madagascar is a little bit cowardish for being scared of such a harmless disease
@@the_good_fam7873 Exactly! Why wouldn't you want to let a disease called "ur dead lol" infect your entire country???
@@palea1335 I wouldn't. I'd be alive just to say ggez.
Madagascar is not as bad since there are more ships that go to it, the Caribbean too. Greenland is the massive issue because it does not have a many ports that connect to it and it has a really low population density so it takes it longer to flood once you get those critical first few infections.
Madagascar was definitely worse in Pandemic 2. "Someone sneezed in Canada? SHUT DOWN THE HARBOR!"
" I love committing crimes against humanity"
" i love it too, im so good at plague inc"
"What's plague inc?"
Me too
@@alex2005z its too
@@threestrawsandasaladspoon2057 happy now?
@@alex2005z yes
Real life
"If there are ever mass panics just make sure your mass panic is better than theirs" -EazySpeezy
Giving me gray still plays vibes and I love ittt!
This video in a nut shell.
"They tried their best."
“but he tried harder”
@Kalel the Tech no
And there are no healthy people in the world, "that's music to my ears"
@Kalel the Tech no
czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html 1:18.
Whenever I play this game, I get the whole world infected without making any symptoms so no one sees it until it’s too late
It is the easy way, but not the fast way...and also it's a bad strategy to lean into if you ever play on a difficulty higher than normal, as is required for the android/ios versions if you don't plan on paying to unlock a lot of things.
@@kanarena2114 oh, thank you for telling me
Higher difficulties will try to cure you even if you aren’t a threat, so passivity isn’t much of a boon
@@desuvult8463 ah, well they won’t notice the disease if you don’t have symptoms
@@nottavros they will
“First death in the UK, that’s alright with me” me too honestly
bro you're so close to 2mil!!!! i discovered u recently but i love your vids, no matter how much i don't care about a game, i WILL watch you speedrun it lol
"No more healthy people in the world,That is music to my ears."
-EazySpeezy as mankind falls
And right after that he said “please do not take that out of context”, but i guess that’s only gonna stop people for so long
czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html 1:18.
7:34
"We just gotta act like an innocent virus, and then y'know. Show our true colors in a bit"
*sounds a lot like a certain virus*
😂😂
Lol
But that's just a virus, _a Corona virus_
And then there's Ebola which kills people off faster than it can infect others, dumbass virus
God is playing plague inc on us
That was a very satisfying Speedrun,The *If they are dead they can't make cures* part got me lmao
The description: "I'm not a bad person, I just like to speedrun the eradication of humankind."
"speedrun"? pfft, wait 'till he tries Plague inc. Evolved on the highest difficulty, they don't call it mega brutal for nothing.
Doctor: "You have a Virus that will cause severe infect to your body." **Crying**
Patient: **Crying** "What is it called?"
Doctor: "It's hard to tell."
Patient: "Tell me what Virus is in my body? Please!"
Doctor: "Okay I'll tell you."
"It's called.. UR DEAD LOL"
Homie caught the ur dead lol
Covid variant in 2030:
“severe infect”
XDDDDDDDD
How many subs can i get off this commentBefore:30
“This might hit too close to home, but who cares”
Facts
I love your videos, because most of the times I go after the game to try to speedrun as well, sometimes went good, but the most of the times if "wtf, it seemed so easy" ahhaha
"We are gonna act like an innocent virus"
-EasySpeezy
I mean some viruses are innocent
To humans
It’s all fun and games until he realizes he was playing on an Area-51 computer
original and funny
2 likes
You mean "the Chinese lab in Wuhan"
@@tijmen131 Who said the actual Area 51 isn’t in Wuhan?
@@tofferooni4972Yes, the American secret lab in China, run by the lizard people in the City of England.
We’re lucky that the guy thats playing plague inc with the world sucks at speedrunning
Lol
Be quiet he’ll notice
Well check the corner of the game. Days pass in seconds in this game, who knows how fast it really is spreading
What are you saying he is speed running us.... In one year more than 4mil dead
Thank god it's not EasySpeezy
Can we appreciate how realistic this game is? I mean, the spreading patterns are very similar to covid. Even the difficulty to infect an exact country is similar to reality...
Hmmmmmmm.........................
@@eunhogarcia5293 I didn't mean some conspiracy theory. They just got the development and the healthcare level right in most countries...
@@onlygameplay134 Yeah it's actually pretty neat, I've been playing this game for several years and when covid started to spread I just kept thinking about plague inc strats when trying to gauge the situation. And then they released a version of the game in the middle of the pandemic where you as a world leader try to save the world from a deadly virus instead of kill it, and imo it's both very realistic and so much harder than the og game. I still haven't beaten it yet. Keep getting things like "antimaskers are rioting in the streets, infection rates increased" or "fake news spreads that the vaccine has a tracker in it--people resisting vaccination efforts." You can tell they definitely used the pandemic as inspiration for the research in this new version of the game.
i mean yeah, the diseases spread from air and seaports, but a pathogen doesn't evolve species-wide like in the game. so the primary gameplay mechanic is contrary to how life works, and thus you'd never have a disease wipe out the entirety of humanity via evolving to spread then kill
Some stuff aren't realistic tho, like Germany annexing Netherlands and Denmark, The Palawan island is gone from Philippines, Malaysia is annexed by Indonesia, etc
A tip for the run, at the start you got water transmission but because you're starting in an arid country you want air infection for faster spread in your starting country. Then the once you start buying symptoms you can also easily get water.
he named it "ur dead lol" just imagine scientists coming up with that name
“What do we call it?”
“Idk man based on all our calculations the human race is doomed.”
“Oh. Welp. Ur dead lol”
@@drawingdragons4097
"Jimmy. Did you really call the virus "ur dead lol"?"
"Yes"
"You're a fucking genius"
@@Localidiothere "get him an award"
the doc: oh lol you have the ur dead lol disease but don't worry, it's practically non lethal and you won't die (yet) so you can go home as of now :)
No award for Jimmy cause the people who give the Nobel Award died to "ur deadlol"
I just hired bill nye to play this irl with me
Lol noob, imagine not getting Neil d’grass Tyson off of fiver to play it with me in his basement (pls help)
@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help
@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help
@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help
@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help
Nobody:
Game:"Man says his speech was probably the best speech ever"
I was waiting for this
“Committed glorious crimes against humanity” you’d think he was playing a Papa’s game
lmao
Lmao yes
When plague inc was created, they had no clue of what they've really started.
@Cesar Cereceres the simpsons must have played it
COVID-19: *hysterical laughing*
czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html 1:18
Canada chillin at 1:37
"You gotta think about it that way, people can't develop cures if they're not alive."
-EasySpeezy 2021
Everybody gangsta until a dna bubble pops up in the sky
What difficulty we are? I think America is in casual difficulty
*screaming noises*
@@slowypoki2490 America: casual difficulty
Australia/Japan: normal difficulty
New Zealand: brutal difficulty
He managed to beat Plague Inc in 20 minutes and God is still in the middle of his run.
He didnt have the extra buffs
Humans are the disease and god is trying to use the forces of nature to get rid of us
Gods just a filthy normie who loves casual games
@@RetroAxis15291 okay so your saying your a plague 2
Nah, God in the middle of his virus run. He would've had an easier time if he picked fungus, since he could've just sporebursted everywhere and get lethality maximum at around the 200 day mark. Would've still had cure at a breakneck close completion rate, but he would've completed the run.
6:26 “world mourns hamambe death” HAD ME DYING
Why do I find this relaxing?
"Doctor, what has my son been infected with?"
"Ur dead lol"
Literally anyone who tries to take him out of context just needs to cut out every 3 seconds and their done lmao
saudi arabia lol
"no more people alive? music to my ears" -EasySpeezy 2021
What a great historical documentary.
Should've gotten unlock annihilate gene for bioweapon. Kills a lot faster.
Getting all symptoms is max lethality anyway, plus sympto-stasis makes it’s cheaper than going for the apocalypse gene
@@Midorimusha hmmm now that you say that
@ASTAR just click faster bro
@@dazey856 Da
Annihilate gene is not good for bioweapon speedrunning because it kills way too fast so you will often lose the game if you unlock it too early. If you wait until most of the population are infected than unlock annihilate gene it is just too slow (my best run with this is ~220 days )
And if speedrun with no annihilate gene, you can upgrade dysentery + necrosis to infect and kill at the same time, then use total organ failure to kill the rest. If you play it correctly you can get under 200 days.
Don’t know why I’ve gotten so serious 10 months after this comment but this is it lol
“Virus isn’t too bad” - everyone in January 2020
czcams.com/video/kYjin2Wb6hk/video.html
@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 why tho
@@tinyperson3203 it just a prank bro
@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 but why tho
@@tinyperson3203 why not tho?
A fungus that bursts out spores?
SMILE
“We only gotta make sure we’re getting the non lethal stuff”
*Enables Nausea, Vomiting, Headaches*
I'd love to see him go insane while doing a terraria speedrun
100% Terraria run too (glitches allowed)
yes we need this
Oh no that would be absolute hell
hell yeah terraria
69th like btw
This guy's amazing as hell
"You gotta make sure you're actually killing people." -Eazyspeezy 2021
Day one of reminding Eazy to stay hydrated
Have a nice journey
I wish you luck bro
Glhf
Day one of reminding YOU to stay hydrated
Is that a patrick cc reference
“Man says his speech is possibly the best speech ever”
Can’t argue with a man if there’s no argument.
If there are no people to argue with your speech then you must be right!
Even when everybody in the world is infected, you’ve gotta respect the lone pilot still denying the outbreak 4:08
Everybody a gangsta till the speedruner speedruns life
6:24 you will be forever in our hearts, Hamambe
2016 monke ded :c
When I see Easy's bad parasite run: D:
When he jumps back and I see he dropped 23 seconds: :D
And they didn’t use the bio weapon ability too
@@jsaucemapping7107 eazy used the bio weapon
@@MarianBaci yeah, but he didn't hit the armageddon button, instead used common symptoms to end them
5:27
I can hear Covid saying this
"No more healthy people in the world? Music to my ears"
~EazySpeezy
2021
"No more healthy people in the world, that is music to my ears!"
Me: *Pravus Gaming Flashbacks*
Heck yeah! Fellow people of the cult. Praise Pravus!
Praise pravus!
Praise Pravus, boys!
no
@@noname-it2wt >:(
"world mourns harambe death," thanks plague inc headlines
@Gyro Zeppeli ...what?
@Laughed A 6:24
Video and bgm: chill
The world: MASSACRE
eazyspeezy: speedruns plauge inc
me: barely spreads or kills anyone in game
“if there’s ever a mass panic, just make sure yours is much bigger”
Because we tried to raid area 51
“People can’t develop a cure if they’re all dead”
No, no, he’s got a point
EazySpeezy:" Greenland scares me"
me: "just start from Greenland"
Covid: “…”
Everyone: “Covid can’t get any worse right?”
Covid: “There are no more healthy people in the world.”
Everyone: “…right?”
You mean the glorified cold? Yeah, it can’t get any worse, because it was never bad to begin witj
You mean the glorified cold? Yeah, it can’t get any worse, because it was never bad to begin with
@@clobzz r/woooosh
@@clobzz r/woooosh
@@idothings92 reddit!!!!☝️🤓☝️🤓☝️🤓☝️🤓
"Speedrunning Earth any%"
Americans doing great so far irl
i love how you have chill background music while you are playing a game that you have to infect the whole of humanity with a disease with horrible symptoms
Cake "[GD]" lol geometry dash gg
The legend says covid is still speed running Earth
6:31 “it’s just who i am, i’m a speedrunner. And i guess now also a world ender.” -eazyspeezy
Yooooooooo, greenland be like me when my friends text me to leave my house
Good one
Good one
Good one
Good one
Good one
“you know if there’s ever mass panic just make sure your mass panic is better than there’s” -eazyspeezy 2021.
holy shit you just HAD to make 3 comments
@@chonkydog6262 yus
@Mason Hanna yus
Nobody:
The news ticker at the top: "Mayor says his speech was probably the best speech"
"casual" difficulty in Plague Inc. should be renamed "Brazil"
Or Ethiopia.
XD
Haters, be careful!
This man is about to speed run your funeral.
Hope this video *spreads* across the internet
The algorithm will do its work
Boooooooooo
@@BimberlyBubanne I know, I know. Bad joke
Yea, I hope it will go *viral* .
Deborah Ajao no u
"Things are gonna get much worse for Sweden in a little bit"
me in sweden: hmm, time to move i think
"Ur dead lol" at that part im died
God watching in heaven: "Oh so that's how iam supposed to do it"
**upgrades lethality**
“Wear your mask to prevent corona”
“I’m more worried about *Ur dead lol* “