I decided to speedrun Sort The Court and it was harder than I thought
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- čas přidán 26. 01. 2022
- Sort The Court is a game about making choices that will either improve or destroy your kingdom. Today, we're speedrunning to have the greatest kingdom of all time, and it's a bit more stressful than you might think
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Title inspiration from my boy @PointCrow
Watch the world record speedrun here: • [Speedrun] Sort the Co...
My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
#EazySpeezy #SortTheCourt #Speedrun - Hry
This game is the literal definition of "Ah yes, the negotiator"
@angel ❤️ PLEASE leave me alone
@@Phoenix07080 it's a bot. just report
@@Phoenix07080 Much respect to you for your reaction to these bots.
I am the 599th like
Bots when they see a popular comment:
For me?👉👈😳
"It's better to make one sacrifice and hope he didn't have a family"
Bro 💀
Just sacrifice the whole family and now you have nothing to worry about!
well, it's the trolley problem all over again, if he doesn't sacrifice that 1 person, it will be 5 people instead, one of which might end up being that exact same person, so it's really the only option
Same
@@San-lh8us that's true if he. had a family I'm guessing mother dad sister brother that's 5 people it's 50/50
what if those 5 people each had families?
"But there's no time to appreciate things when you're going fast" Damn bro
I guess bein speezy aint so easy
Lol
Yeah, speezy is very hard 😳😳😳😉😉😉🤫🤫🤫
When you're faster than light you can only live in the darkness bro
@@elena8341 huh?
@@blakeensign7569 bots, ignore them
I love this game! Please keep speedrunning old games
He literally never speedruns new games
@@Humphr0y fnaf and Minecraft are older than this game
@@zachhoisington5106 he meant security breach but idk what he meant by minecraft
66th like
Inserts pong into ataria*
Imagine being in charge of letting people pass to see the king and then you see people entering and getting out of the room *very, very fast*
Don't wanna be the doorknob tho XD
hey king- Yes.
After that we just got some normal requests:
A literal eyeball just enters the room
@Risma ajisona go away bot
@Steven Do who are u talking to?
@@Judge_0f_Everything A bot
I mean, that happens anytime anyone with at least one eye enters a room.
I literally just reinstalled this game a few days ago and one of my thoughts was "I wonder if someone has done a speedrun of this game?" I guess my question has been answered.
No replies, only bots, yt needs to fix this
@@eshanali9323 yt needs to fix EVERYTHING
@@joanniebacus Not everything. Some things are already good, and CZcams might "fix" them by removing those good features.
@@elena8341 oylonboy
@@EscapesAndRemoves it's called a hyperbole
Seeing speezy speedrun sort the court is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
bro these bots 💀
@@MushOfShrooms fr
Unoriginal comment
@@MrCaptainTeashush
Who cares if you were a few seconds slower than third place? I bet third place didn't have a time that ended in 69. They should be jealous of you!
faaaaacts
for the lulz
Indeed
👻💬
Probably 3 place actually thinked decisions, doing that is the best way to gain people
This Game is Underrated, Thanks For Covering It!
Somebody get these bots out of the reply section
@crwth shut up
Ah, I was wondering why there was a surge of runs on the leaderboard recently. Thanks for showing this off! Documenting the many decision trees this game presents to you would be a very interesting rabbit hole that I would like to dive into when I am not distracted by other speedruns and running tournaments for said speedruns.
“So it’s a battle between trying not to waste too much money, and getting happiness as quickly as possible”
Woah, just like real life!
"As long as I don't royally screw up"
hmm
"It's best to make one sacrafice, and hope they didn't have a family"
One of the funniest lines I ever heard
omg i remember Markiplier playing this. funniest shit ever i love this game
damn the bot spam you got is just sad
@@MushOfShrooms they don't even stop. Hopefully youtube will take care of this
Markiplier was a queen who never said no to magic, and loved their grandma
Someone seriously needs to do something about these bots
Omg that makes sense why i remember this game. Thru mark
6:58
"For the first time, I went into debt"
Meanwhile, he has higher debt on 06:13
Yarno being the real adviser cought me by suprise
@@elena8341 uh oh, another bot comment
@crwth go get a life
@Recovery account
Go get a life.
"he wants a sacrifice. If you say no, he takes 5 people and you lose some happiness so it's better to sacrifice one person" wait is that just the Trolly Problem dressed up as an octopus monster?
The king’s not dead, he’s just frozen in time but can still say yes or no
If I remember correctly most of the ones that go either way actually have a pattern
@Joshua EdwinRoehl Yeah I'm not clicking that
@@elena8341 shut
@crwth u r mouth
Easy Speezy doesn't ever fail to make my day
yet another reply section ruined by bots
@@crwth001 yes
7:12 that money count is looking *_NICE_*
NICE
NICE
NICE
NICE
NICE
I love old games like these! Reminds me of when I played Happy Wheels and Gretel and Hansel on my old ass desktop a decade ago... I wonder if either of those games would be good to speedrun?
Everything is a series of yes or no.
Quantum computer- Hold my beer
easyspeezy: "who needs science anyways?"
game devs: *am i a joke to you?*
@Bilal Kuvapra shut up no ones care about game dev
Plot twist: The king is actually dead, like he said
When you said "And with this, for the first time in the game, we went into debt". Wouldn't that of been the second time? You went down to -100 something at around 6:08.
for one of the first times*
@@danielthecake8617 That doesn't make any sense...There can only be one, 1st time.
This is why humans are the most intelligent creatures in the universe.
We made a game about killing people to make money and go fast
I love this game I forgot about it thanks for reminding how great it is!
I remember playing this game
it's great
I can imagine a funny movie where the king dies but everyone sees it as a chance to get what they want and so people pretend he is still alive, then eventually there is a whole medieval town only governing themselves.
Easy speedy, speed running childhood, one game at a time.
if this was your childhood then you're still a child lmao
@@dizzy_eevee This specific game isn’t my childhood, but most of the games he plays are.
What genocide run?
😉
absolutely love sort the court, great video!
You must do an insane amount of studying just for each video. It's very impressive. Love the vids
Wanted to see this finally
This brings me back when markipler and jack played this and when someone animated that
Now for the risky strats: say yes to georgie and that wizard
Finally! I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember this game
EazySpeezy really speed running making me feel nostalgic
This game saved my sanity during covid, I’m glad it didn’t make you lose yours 👍🏻
Very entertaining videos Easy. Always cool to see someone who is a master speedrunner.
Easy: "Have we ever considered that the king might be dead?"
*40k vibes intensify*
The king is most definitely dead inside
I love how the king are staring at the ground like there’s a rat there
*is
I LOVE THIS GAME!! So many memories!
6:57 First time I went into debt
Meanwhile 6:20 am I a joke to you
This game is so nostalgic. I remember watching Dantdm playing this
Yeah
Child
@@onemansvoice9132 what?
@@crwth001 children and family services
There’s no time to appreciate things when we gotta go fast
I LOVE THIS GAME
Knight gives 100 coins to get out of a debt and put balance at 69- nice
i'm so happy that you did this! I was trying a "day #" and only did 1 day :P i cant fathome how others continue on for thousands.
Anyway keep up the great work! I love watching your video's!
I remember this game, the late nights talking with randoms on Kongregate, the better times :)
This brings back so many memories
Like ur unique editing style where u just add a thick black border at times of sarcasm.
I've beat this game so many time and I could do it again and still have fun
Please no one click that link it might be virus
@LordDante28 what link?
5:27 who needs science when you got speedruns
I like how the Knight gave him 100 coins and his wealth went from -31 to exactly 69 coins, nice.
I like how fast you end your videos
Little Timmy is so wholesome and pure
Who knew a game where you press three buttons would be so fun and complex
Monsieur Esprit is the literal definition of my family's humour
NOSTALGIAAAAAA I remember seeing Let’s Plays on this a long time ago and playing it on my old laptop :’)
when you have been waiting for this for the past one milisecond :
me: YESSSSSSSS
How dare you say no to soup grandma
5:12 “So as long as I don’t royally screw up…”
BAH DUM TSS (Rim Shot SFX in Words. Love ya Speezy)
You speed run everything I want to see!
6:55
“for the first time, i went into debt”
*went into a debt of -100 previously*
I remember this game with so much fondness
Truly didn’t think people was speedrunning this game
7:17 heehee. He won right there.
i was just gonna comment this as well lol
@@quaintvz welcome Chad person of culture.
This was one of my favorite games growing up!! Thank you for always playing the old nostalgic games, EZ
yknow, the more I learn about speedrunning strats the more I am amazed people do this for fun
that said, wow. the older games are really fun to watch speedruns of... tho, there's one I havent seen anyone speedrun yet- its called Vulpin Adventure (used to run on flash), its my favorite game ever and Ive yet to see anyone speedrun it.....
I might attempt one at some point, idk
Prioritizing happiness is the key to victory! What an optimistic viewpoint.
If I’m not speedruning the devil gives an insane amount of gold for a big sacrifice
Love this game!
I love this game
7:17 Epic knight
Speezy* says who needs science
Me: pushes up anime glasses* "YOUR MOM!!!"
"the king might be dead"
this sentence and the king's image are nightmare fodder
Love this game
I love this so much
Easyspeezy: sort the court
CZcams: paper mario
CZcams thought you were playing Paper Mario 💀💀
CZcams: "ahh yes, paper mario"
you can give this guy the simplest game and he'll make it traumatizing
Congrats on making it to the trending page.
woah, so this was the game I've been looking for. hahaha
„The negotiations were shorter than expected“
Love this game ♥️
Dope
Why just why
Why just why
Bruh
I should be first
@@cliffharvey3043 stop being a baby about it
This game let's you buy happiness 😂😂😂
Noice video pal you’re the best speedruner!!!😜😜
Love your videos man 💪🌪️❤️
2:46 "You are so humble, I'm proud of you!" - Grandma
"FAT RED THUMBS DOWN"
"Hehe happiness" - Grandma
Did anyone notice his pun?
“I don’t want to royally screw up.” or something.
my theory on why the king looks dead is because he's a puppet king and we the players are the one manipulating the king's decision
I love your videos
"but we're not going the Genocide route today, because-"
Wait, he already did the Genocide route? WHERE IS IT.
The music for this game is just as great as I remember
Ballin