Hearts of Iron 4: When Italy isn't Sh*t

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  • čas přidán 26. 09. 2022
  • Hello chaps! Today, we present to you another Hearts of Iron documentary. This one's pretty unrealistic, because Italy actually do pretty well. Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this madness, they're very good sports. Check out the new DLC "Blood Alone" here, to support the channel: play.heartsofiron.com/Squire
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  Před rokem +3675

    We'd like to thank Paradox Interactive for sponsoring this one, as well as our friends at The Tank Museum, The Operations Room...oh, and Lazerpig obviously! This must be one of the greatest second world war history CZcams based video game collaborations of all time, and I don't say that lightly. Anyway, go and inspect the new DLC for Hearts of Iron here, to support the channel: play.heartsofiron.com/Squire

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +156

      Whilst I've got you, also check out The Tank Museum, The Operations Room and Lazerpig here:
      czcams.com/users/thetankmuseum
      czcams.com/users/TheOperationsRoom
      czcams.com/users/LazerPig

    • @Antonio-12345
      @Antonio-12345 Před rokem +14

      where did you get the italian ww2 uniform?

    • @jdub9344
      @jdub9344 Před rokem +8

      this is fantastic

    • @libertycowboy2495
      @libertycowboy2495 Před rokem +13

      @@SquireComedy I used to watch Lazerpig, but he sometimes gets into politics, and I prefer to avoid that. You and Bill are great though!

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops Před rokem +28

      When this started off with the Operations Room narrator my brain legit went "wait do I have another YT tab on autoplay?" for a second. Job well done!

  • @Gordons1888
    @Gordons1888 Před rokem +5389

    The tank museum getting involved is brilliant

  • @nickm5647
    @nickm5647 Před rokem +1783

    “Don’t mind my mustache, it’s a prosthetic, I lost mine in the war” now that’s a great improvised line

    • @jasongarfitt1147
      @jasongarfitt1147 Před rokem +33

      I love how he held it for the take and they kept it in

    • @user-bn2vj1ly8y
      @user-bn2vj1ly8y Před rokem +18

      I was impressed, he's so in character

    • @kittycats7186
      @kittycats7186 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I loved the improv

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      true aswell

  • @nailboard6492
    @nailboard6492 Před rokem +1667

    You got one of the most respected tank historians in the world to sit in a Jeep and make "vroom" noises
    respect

    • @FireFox_60
      @FireFox_60 Před rokem +137

      We all know that’s what they do when the museum is closed

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před rokem +75

      probably harder to stop him from doing that.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat Před 11 měsíci +26

      I am only surprised it was a jeep. I mean which would you play with if given the chance a jeep or a Tiger

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Like they don't do that normally.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@FakeSchrodingersCatthey both run, and they play with them anually

  • @daddysempaichan
    @daddysempaichan Před rokem +1130

    9:55 When invading the UK "The Italians storm the beaches, only to take one look at the place, and decided they don't actually want it." Smooth.

    • @Bosnianfish
      @Bosnianfish Před rokem +14

      To accurate

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před rokem +78

      That's why UK have never been conquered

    • @azmodanpc
      @azmodanpc Před rokem +8

      On brand. Italy’s beaches are kinda rad.

    • @Jester343
      @Jester343 Před rokem +40

      ​@@realdragon That's why we had an empire, to get away from this miserable island.

    • @dr69_420
      @dr69_420 Před rokem +12

      @@realdragon as a brit can confirm

  • @Ezra411st
    @Ezra411st Před rokem +7556

    I love how you guys got the tank museum to agree to doing this, and it looks and sounds real. GREAT JOB ON THIS

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +1035

      They're very good sports!

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 Před rokem +508

      How did he say "With the Italians achieving air supremacy..." and keep a straight face?

    • @jokekopter2509
      @jokekopter2509 Před rokem +84

      @@SquireComedy suprised that yugoslavia didnt rebel

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 Před rokem +13

      same pfp

    • @Ezra411st
      @Ezra411st Před rokem +15

      @@jokekopter2509 idk must have been good luck ig

  • @williamknight5691
    @williamknight5691 Před rokem +3424

    It took me far to long to realize he wasn’t actually speaking Italian

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +798

      Haha! That wasn't Italian? Oh dear.

    • @74wf
      @74wf Před rokem +283

      The godfather 3 moment

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc Před rokem +102

      @@SquireComedy no this is Italian Bibbity bobbity bobono

    • @waynezhang4258
      @waynezhang4258 Před rokem +153

      what are you talking about, ill let you know that 'Lamborghini Aventador' was proper Italian!! lol

    • @williamknight5691
      @williamknight5691 Před rokem +77

      @@waynezhang4258 it must have been the Sicilian accent

  • @cterrel
    @cterrel Před rokem +801

    This is so incredible. It's like turning a Paradox game into "Drunk History"

    • @AkkaAlbatros
      @AkkaAlbatros Před rokem +4

      victoria 3 where usa exists and free states of america too

    • @bwarre2884
      @bwarre2884 Před 7 měsíci

      Could be a regular MP game...

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @Dominic-yz3jr
      @Dominic-yz3jr Před 9 dny

      @@thesterrave okay

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 Před rokem +229

    I like how they changed "Operation Barbarossa" into "Operation Barbarossi", even though Barbarossa (red beard) is already in italian.

    • @matteohetzy7599
      @matteohetzy7599 Před 8 měsíci +8

      in my humble opinion if they called "Hohenstaufen" (as Barbarossa's family name) the italian plan would have been even better

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@thesterrave brother just because I crucified a buncha catholics doesn't mean I sinned. Just depends on what religion ya follow, lel.

  • @notbobrosss3670
    @notbobrosss3670 Před rokem +2072

    The ending at the end with the jeep left me in stitches.

    • @Errafri
      @Errafri Před rokem +21

      I did had a literal spit take

    • @xenomorphphantom8852
      @xenomorphphantom8852 Před rokem +27

      To be honest I would do the same....every...single...day...

    • @phelan511
      @phelan511 Před rokem +8

      Literal tears here

    • @claretormerod8220
      @claretormerod8220 Před rokem +25

      “The ending at the end”😂🤦‍♂️

    • @Errafri
      @Errafri Před rokem +9

      @@claretormerod8220 The ending is most often at the end... 😂

  • @youngstrategistgaming
    @youngstrategistgaming Před rokem +1850

    “The Italians are in trouble- they resort to ancient weapons” that got me good

    • @Wizard_Pepsi
      @Wizard_Pepsi Před rokem +40

      It reminded me of Tibet during the 1940's, fighting the Chinese with bolt-action rifles and bows.

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler Před rokem +1

      Oh, again?

    • @GTTurner
      @GTTurner Před rokem +10

      Ethiopian captured equipment

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 Před rokem +1

      @@Wizard_Pepsi which kind??? Ccp or kmt???

    • @Wizard_Pepsi
      @Wizard_Pepsi Před rokem

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 I don't understand those acronyms, please elaborate

  • @nooneofconsequence3847
    @nooneofconsequence3847 Před rokem +892

    Watching the tank museum guy climb in the truck and start making war sounds like a little boy made my day. Thank you

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee Před rokem +20

      When he said he had to get going, then turned and walked back, I thought it was a green screen and he'd run into it. So surprised it was real.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před rokem +684

    "if only the Wehrmacht high command hadn't actually allocated him to a militia division where he sat in Magdeburg eating cheese" sounds to me like the Wehrmacht got their priorities straight. Cheese is the greatest gift bestowed on mankind and Heinz should be grateful it exists. It also sounds like something the Wisconsin National Guard would do to train in order to be fully dedicated to the state.

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 Před rokem +10

      Lived in Milwaukee for 4 years. Can confirm.

    • @heinz5714
      @heinz5714 Před rokem +3

      i love cheese

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 Před 11 měsíci

      Doesn’t Wisconsin have and other states have cheese vaults?

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@jackakakreanxx5587Pretty sure Heinz Guderian would launch a naval invasion if he heard you call that cheese, militia be damned😂

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @randomcrapstudios8398
    @randomcrapstudios8398 Před rokem +1037

    Lazerpig voicing a character called Fraser mcswine is my favorite detail of this skit.

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive Před rokem +1806

    2:35 the true reason for every war

    • @JaegerMatthias
      @JaegerMatthias Před rokem +108

      That, and DLC spam

    • @0rangevlad
      @0rangevlad Před rokem +14

      @@JaegerMatthias 💀

    • @Lingua-qv6ym
      @Lingua-qv6ym Před rokem +11

      DLC most expensive in welt

    • @SymeonPhronema
      @SymeonPhronema Před rokem +24

      DLC is good. It pays for continued support of the game. The devs don't work for free.

    • @bomcstoots1
      @bomcstoots1 Před rokem +3

      💀 I WANT TO SEE PARADOX DEV SHOP. Who TF decided incest is wincest 😂

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před rokem +222

    I’ll have you know Fascist Italy was an exceptional fighting force. They were capable of defeating half a dozen modern 18th century militaries. It’s not Mussolini’s fault that the US, UK researched 20th century tech 50 years before he did, they cheated! I mean you try spawning on an Island or Isolated continent and see if you don’t win.
    Absolutely brilliant! Awesome you got the tank museum folks in on this masterpiece!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @danielwerfel1076
      @danielwerfel1076 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@thesterravebite me

  • @mattbrown7935
    @mattbrown7935 Před rokem +124

    Lazer Pig, The Tank Museum and Squire, the trio crossover I didn't know I needed

    • @itsalmostfun8567
      @itsalmostfun8567 Před rokem +6

      LOL the tank museum was the best always loved squire

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @kemsprite520
    @kemsprite520 Před rokem +1594

    never disappoint guys love that you can get the tank museum involved we love seeing Mr. Willey

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +200

      He's an absolute riot!

    • @BambiELM
      @BambiELM Před rokem +35

      @@SquireComedy He is an wonderful sport. Thank him for all your fans please!

    • @slightlyagricultural
      @slightlyagricultural Před rokem +31

      Took me an embarrassingly long time to realise you weren't just using clips from various Tank Chats...

    • @luckysamurai
      @luckysamurai Před rokem +7

      @@slightlyagricultural took me 2 of those cut ins to figure out he was playing along

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @wallclock4648
    @wallclock4648 Před rokem +525

    did you hire a random bald guy from the store to play Mussolini? LOL

  • @andrewhendrix2297
    @andrewhendrix2297 Před rokem +47

    This perfectly encapsulates how a campaign in hearts of iron goes usually. It's like we set up the pieces, we know roughly what should happen and where, and then we ask AI to write the script for how they think the rest of the war went.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Před rokem +2

      Except current AI would stick with the same choice every time. They utterly lack a concept of multiple choice.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @Swagmaster07
      @Swagmaster07 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@ConnanTheCivilized You can ask it to do something else.

  • @wildough
    @wildough Před rokem +67

    Loved how David Willey sounded a little peevish about having more important things to do and then did his silliness in the jeep. He had me believing. Great job by everyone involved!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před rokem +3

      he's a tank historian, not a French Revolution historian; he knows how to have fun.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @teswigknight4107
    @teswigknight4107 Před rokem +432

    Absolutely legendary collaboration fellas!
    “I have over 800 hours in this game, you scrub. Prepare to get a right good pasting” 😂💀

  • @simonebuonvicino9788
    @simonebuonvicino9788 Před rokem +1021

    2:09 I can't believe you went through all the trouble of learning Italian just for that short skit. I commend you on your impeccable accent and choice of words!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +294

      Merci!

    • @JC-TBOC
      @JC-TBOC Před rokem +28

      Bruh, thats literaly everything except Italian.

    • @quno5174
      @quno5174 Před rokem +140

      @@JC-TBOC what do you mean? Whenever I go to Italy all I hear people saying is “the godfather part 3” or “san Pellegrino”

    • @craniusdominus8234
      @craniusdominus8234 Před rokem +71

      @@JC-TBOC Were you born that way, or did you have your sense of humour surgically removed? :D

    • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
      @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Před rokem +46

      @@JC-TBOC That's incredibly genuine, or like my beloved nonna used to say: "Margherita sopranos alla carbonara Giuliani"

  • @KermitTheGamer21
    @KermitTheGamer21 Před rokem +17

    On my first HOI playthrough ever, people told me to play as Germany, so I did. When I tried to follow the Ardennes plan, the Allies put up a much, much stiffer resistance than they did IRL. Meanwhile Italy just plowed right through Southern France (when the reality is that an army of 50,000 was stopped for the entire campaign by 9 French guys in one fort lol) but they were still getting their asses kicked in Greece. And eventually Italy losing a hold on Greece cost me the game.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @TheZimboDude
    @TheZimboDude Před rokem +25

    I was half listening to this on my phone and only clocked that it wasn't an actual documentary half way through. That's a sign of quality

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @mark3863
    @mark3863 Před rokem +268

    David Willey in the jeep was priceless 😆

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +113

      There's more, but that's blackmail material.

    • @ronanmcn4967
      @ronanmcn4967 Před rokem +9

      @Squire Pls make it a custom emoji in the discord server- it would be hilarious

    • @mark3863
      @mark3863 Před rokem +3

      @@SquireComedy Go on show us, please.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE Před rokem

      @@SquireComedy Make it BTS footage to release someday
      Or on your Patreon as a bonus

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Před rokem +1

      @@mark3863
      Not unless Willey refuses to collaborate. Then it's open season.

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 Před rokem +131

    "...taking random enclaves deep in each other's territory just to annoy each other." We're looking at you, West Berlin. Bloody nuisance for no reason.

    • @JCDFlex
      @JCDFlex Před rokem +11

      Blame the allied leaders in WW2 for discovering border gore before it was caool.

    • @minecraftkillingtime
      @minecraftkillingtime Před rokem

      @@JCDFlex ok commie

  • @Oppenheimer1945
    @Oppenheimer1945 Před rokem +38

    The part with "to inform him, that the united Kingdom declare war immediately" killed me😂

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @meme_overlord
    @meme_overlord Před rokem +26

    I didn't realize this wasn't actually historical until 8:03.
    Well played.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @aheccingdegenerate3859
    @aheccingdegenerate3859 Před rokem +469

    Squire has hit a whole new level of messing about with this amount of star power

  • @douglasparkinson4123
    @douglasparkinson4123 Před rokem +156

    willeys delivery of "sat in magdeburg, eating cheese" will haunt me forever

  • @bandenere7774
    @bandenere7774 Před rokem +12

    I'm Italian and having Lazerpig, The Operations Room and The Tank Museum(that straight face needs an Oscar) doing this together with you fellas made my morning.
    Couldn't stop laughing.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @bandenere7774
      @bandenere7774 Před 5 měsíci

      @@thesterrave you should read on those ten mortal sins and 1) stop judging folks you don't know and 2) stop calling God's name in vain like you've done half a dozen times in a single comment.
      Repent, brother. And get a life.

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 Před rokem +17

    Holy smoke, the curator at Bovington playing in the jeep and “Fraser MacSwine” just killed me. Honestly laughed out loud.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @MapletreePaper
    @MapletreePaper Před rokem +357

    10:31 -- That's some hilarious improv! I honestly didn't expect you to acknowledge the moustache falling off. 😆

  • @starsjosephfrost
    @starsjosephfrost Před rokem +377

    i wouldnt lie, if i work in a tank museum where there are tanks, jeeps and etc.. i would also do that without a second thought 😅
    ( 15:59 )

    • @DirectorDelta
      @DirectorDelta Před rokem +20

      all fun and games til you decide to make sure the MBT’s main gun is in working order.

    • @russianyoutube
      @russianyoutube Před rokem +8

      @@DirectorDelta lmao, "oops, that was a HE shell"

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @starsjosephfrost
      @starsjosephfrost Před 5 měsíci

      @@thesterrave uh. If you meant to show the cut area of the video it didn’t work.

  • @b.elzebub9252
    @b.elzebub9252 Před rokem +22

    Man, you guys really outdid yourselves with this one! So cool that the Tank Museum agreed to get involved like this. I'm crying laughing. It's brilliant!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @antoniovillanueva308
    @antoniovillanueva308 Před rokem +16

    This is every bit as accurate as any documentary on PBS. I am so grateful that you have covered this in such detail.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @everettaviationchannel
      @everettaviationchannel Před 3 měsíci

      @@thesterravebro this is hoi4

  • @NATO32Nations
    @NATO32Nations Před rokem +931

    Never disappoints. Huge fan of the Operations Room. Keep up the marvelous work.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +114

      Thanks a ton! Who isn't? He's charming, isn't it?

    • @NATO32Nations
      @NATO32Nations Před rokem +12

      @@SquireComedy I do agree good sir.

    • @jacksoncarter2917
      @jacksoncarter2917 Před rokem +9

      I thought it reminded me of someone lmao amazing work as always Squire

    • @lernaeanhydra5766
      @lernaeanhydra5766 Před rokem +4

      Same hahaha!

    • @krokua
      @krokua Před rokem +2

      I couldn't believe you made him do it. It is brilliant.

  • @tommivalle2652
    @tommivalle2652 Před rokem +426

    I'm Italian, and I can confirm that the Italian dialogue is totally accurate to the subtitles. (It's actually gibberish and it's exactly how I imagine Italian sounding to foreigners lol)

    • @russellbird373
      @russellbird373 Před rokem +18

      Potevo solo capire che cos'ha detto quando parlava italiano con la pronuncia terribile, letteralmente perché sono una persona inglese che l'ha imparato... 😂

    • @tommivalle2652
      @tommivalle2652 Před rokem +14

      @@russellbird373 Ahahahahah per esempio "il tiranto is a lazy piece of the shit" il mix tra inglese ed italiano lo rende ancora meglio

    • @danb8123
      @danb8123 Před rokem

      Can confirm. Was station in Italy for two years.

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler Před rokem

      It's not that bad if you speak Spanish or Portuguese.

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 Před rokem

      though I could tell it was gibberish, it was indeed decently close.

  • @SuperLeosid
    @SuperLeosid Před rokem +29

    Squire is basically the meeting point of the military history community of CZcams. Love all these cameos!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @SuperLeosid
      @SuperLeosid Před 5 měsíci

      @@thesterrave Shut up, I am a Hindu and despite a thousand years of attempts you are not able to defeat us unlike Pagan religions. I don't worship that guy who got nailed by the Romans, I worship the ones who went to war and taught us the same.

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 Před rokem +6

    0:49 i love this little loop, my divisions always do that before entering port for some reason

  • @theboi5411
    @theboi5411 Před rokem +40

    4:07
    "I hold here, In my hand, the Napkin, which bears my name, and our formal Declaration of war upon it."
    - holds up a Piece of toilet paper. `

    • @InTenZeGamingHD
      @InTenZeGamingHD Před rokem +6

      Looks like kitchen paper to me. Which are sometimes called napkins

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před rokem +99

    Most based thing Neville Chamberlain has ever said: "Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow" ...so motivational, makes me shed a tear

    • @RWildekrav66
      @RWildekrav66 Před rokem +1

      So True , So True !

    • @kevin8712
      @kevin8712 Před 7 měsíci +1

      And that's merely an excerpt from his full speech!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @garak55
    @garak55 Před rokem +7

    "They storm the beaches before taking one good look at it and deciding they don't actually want it."
    Savage.

  • @1973chevypickup
    @1973chevypickup Před rokem +145

    "Name a better crossover than Avengers"
    Me, an intellectual:
    Absolutely brilliant! 🤣 At times I couldn't remember if I was on the Operations Room, Tank Museum, or Squire channel!

    • @Kenshi_2900
      @Kenshi_2900 Před rokem +9

      Don't leave out Lazerpig as well!
      XD

    • @1973chevypickup
      @1973chevypickup Před rokem +6

      ​@@Kenshi_2900 Cards on the table, had not heard of him before this.
      5 of his videos and an awkward moment where my boss questioned my sanity later, I am now subscribed 🤣

  • @ondrasjunior
    @ondrasjunior Před rokem +126

    The voice of Operations Room took me by surprise…what a collab!

  • @ewangent
    @ewangent Před rokem +12

    The Guderian eating cheese in Magdeburg had me in stitches 😅

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @Elenrai
    @Elenrai Před rokem +9

    15:37
    I did NOT see that coming!

  • @Yeeter000
    @Yeeter000 Před rokem +46

    "They took one look at the place, and decide they did not want it"
    I am imagining a roadman talking to Italian soldiers and making them requestion what they're doing

  • @andthenhedead6076
    @andthenhedead6076 Před rokem +22

    “Sorry my about my mustache it’s a prosthetic I lost mine in the war” lmao

  • @minerkosk9786
    @minerkosk9786 Před rokem +7

    12:38 damn lazer Pig no way

  • @glennpeterson1357
    @glennpeterson1357 Před rokem +15

    15:29 was pure gold! 😂😂😂

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 Před rokem +96

    "nothing in the Italian army moves especially after lunch"
    brilliant 🤣

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber Před rokem +1

      And we all know, one minute before the lunch is still after the last one, so...

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 Před rokem +1

      @@Furzkampfbomber as someone with an Italian grandmother, can confirm.

  • @FlyingTooFast
    @FlyingTooFast Před rokem +236

    Now this is the real history channel that I want...

    • @jasonreed1631
      @jasonreed1631 Před rokem +22

      The History Channel at 3am be like:

    • @brettbaker5599
      @brettbaker5599 Před rokem +9

      I have a horrible feeling that Squire movies will be the only thing to survive the nuclear war, and people will think that this is what happened in WW2.

    • @jaisummons2304
      @jaisummons2304 Před rokem

      Brit: I have 800 hours in this game!
      Italy: I was caring my team, I don't know how we won!

    • @joedingo7022
      @joedingo7022 Před rokem

      I don't get what you guys are talking about, this is a pirated copy of an episode they ran last month.

  • @andreasniedam9945
    @andreasniedam9945 Před rokem +21

    As a european, I can totally confirm that this is how history went.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser Před rokem +8

    13:00
    Face of a proud Neo-Roman Empire conqueror right there.

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 Před rokem +18

    “And for once, Parisian trains were running on schedule.”

  • @mathewprice5100
    @mathewprice5100 Před rokem +138

    Amazing work chaps. Truly gets hoi4 and its community

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +38

      I bloody love Paradox games. Always have.

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 Před rokem +3

    I love how this sometimes seems like a legitimate documentary, then theres moments of "It had the comfiest cushions." Just so we remember what this really is. Everyone doing nuclear research, troop movements that make no sense, all of it.
    Also running with the mustache falling off 'its a prosthetic', good stuff.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @XxTurk3ybo1xX
    @XxTurk3ybo1xX Před rokem +14

    Gotta say as someone who speaks fluent Italian the Italian scientist's accent and grammar are on point fantastic job!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @twrags201
    @twrags201 Před rokem +48

    Lazer pig being dressed as the invisible man is priceless

  • @Marco303ita
    @Marco303ita Před rokem +27

    Pizza and Pasta Moment

  • @StuckOnAFireHydrant
    @StuckOnAFireHydrant Před rokem +3

    Ngl I 100% thought this was historical. It wasn't until 8:03 where I figured it out (embarrassingly long). it was the tank museum curator who fooled me the most lmao. Great video guys, thoroughly enjoyed it!

  • @daniellambert1217
    @daniellambert1217 Před rokem +8

    One of the fudging funniest rewrites of history i`ve ever seen , Well done chaps !

  • @The5camille5
    @The5camille5 Před rokem +197

    Squire x LazerPig is the crossover we never knew we needed

  • @JPSRCE1987
    @JPSRCE1987 Před rokem +18

    That cut off right at the end of "our aircraft were shi..." 🤣🤣 Killed me

  • @PhilVillagerOffical
    @PhilVillagerOffical Před rokem +10

    14:40 bro what IS this timeline

  • @zexygamingwinter333
    @zexygamingwinter333 Před rokem +2

    Seeing the squire pfp but then hearing The Operations Room threw me for such a loop I just went with it until I saw the tank museum also on here. This was a great collaboration between several amazing teams!

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
    @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Před rokem +11

    Thing's only get worse... At 13:45
    Yup, that New Zealand Kiwi fiddler on a tin roof tank is a Tiger killa, I tells ya!

    • @matthewclaridge8063
      @matthewclaridge8063 Před rokem +3

      As a Kiwi I'm frankly insulated they forgot to mention the famous New Zealand airborne invasion of Crete.
      Our brave New Zealand paratroopers have gone down in legend as our airborne assault was successfully supplied by what.was.and probably ever will be the greatest stockpile of Kiwi brand boot Polish in history.
      The attack was a resounding success as all the German AA guns were binded by the incredible glare reflecting of our solders boots.
      And to think some New Zealand offices disagreed with the British intelligence plan of attack. History has non the less agreed with the British decision for two suprise.broud day light jumps the the first at14:00 hours and the second at 16:00.hours. the invasion of course being split in two as the RAF stopped for tea at 15:00 hours...

  • @craniusdominus8234
    @craniusdominus8234 Před rokem +101

    This is pure comedy genius

  • @andyandreson3989
    @andyandreson3989 Před rokem +3

    I think this may be my favorite of all your work as of yet. The Neville Chamberlain bit had me guffawing! Paris trains running on time…😂. Those who haven’t studied history (and video games) are really missing out on all the laughs. The museum curator is fantastic as well.

  • @MrEMeat-kk9tc
    @MrEMeat-kk9tc Před rokem +2

    I have enjoyed both the Operations Room and Tank Museum channels for a while and highly recommend them both. Seeing them collab with Squire was an unexpected treat.

  • @Smodking
    @Smodking Před rokem +83

    Hearing the operations room do a veritable historical shitpost has made my year. Thanks squire! Amazing video

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave Před 5 měsíci

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @Dan86130
    @Dan86130 Před rokem +75

    As an Italian i can confirm, the recent elections are just the beginning for our Hoi4 playthrough (or perhaps even Hoi5)

    • @dr.strangelove9815
      @dr.strangelove9815 Před rokem +4

      Does Italy accept any new members to its faction? We're almost at a positive relations rating.

    • @lanfrancoadreani9212
      @lanfrancoadreani9212 Před rokem

      Our German ally has shared with me this briliant plan. Listen: we attack Russia and America at the same time! How brillant is It?

    • @NapoleonAquila
      @NapoleonAquila Před rokem +2

      Yeah now do your job and stop migrants

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 Před rokem

      @@dr.strangelove9815to my knowledge the Italians automatically vote for whoever the opposition is irregardless of politics

  • @PhilVillagerOffical
    @PhilVillagerOffical Před rokem +8

    7:40 THE GODFATHER PART 3

  • @samuelalayon333
    @samuelalayon333 Před rokem +11

    2:18 Lamborghini Aventador

  • @marethyuthefirstshinigami162

    12:30 Unexpected laserpig lmao

  • @doguhankaandemir5111
    @doguhankaandemir5111 Před rokem +28

    I don’t know how you convinced the curator of the tank museum to take part, but I am very glad you did! This one was a cut above your usual masterpieces. I am looking forward to your future videos! 😊

  • @justinowen9816
    @justinowen9816 Před 3 měsíci

    The mix of really good ww2 youtubers and the comedy is so jarring in the best way possible.

  • @teamhunter730
    @teamhunter730 Před rokem +6

    4:17 History they don't teach at school

  • @ivanvanreenen1605
    @ivanvanreenen1605 Před rokem +59

    Man wtf did I just see?! 😂 I can’t stop laughing!!! Well done on the Italian accent and punctuation- you guys nailed it..

  • @hrunchtayt1587
    @hrunchtayt1587 Před rokem +52

    The amount of effort that goes into these videos is crazy. This is perfection. Madness maybe? Unsure. All I know is that y’all did a fantastic job!

  • @carved6749
    @carved6749 Před rokem

    The random circling before entering the port is Chef’s Kiss

  • @LighthouseCape
    @LighthouseCape Před rokem +1

    When I heard the voice of the Operations Room, I had to double check whether if I opened the Squire's channel or the Operations Room's channel by accident. The serious tone of voice adds more comedic effect. Well done sir!

  • @YoungFlyz644
    @YoungFlyz644 Před rokem +149

    How did you get it to feel so much like an actual documentary?

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 Před rokem +11

      Because it is

    • @itsalmostfun8567
      @itsalmostfun8567 Před rokem +1

      @@fulcrum2951 LEL

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před rokem +5

      Probably with the expert voice actors and tank museum curator who was also an excellent driver it seems

  • @bristianmemequisition
    @bristianmemequisition Před rokem +9

    Too much effort was put into this joke. I appreciate it

  • @seangeoghegan
    @seangeoghegan Před rokem

    Awesome, awesome, awesome!!! Had me in stitches all the way through. Brilliant work!

  • @Commanderziff
    @Commanderziff Před rokem

    This is probably the best video I've seen from you guys. Well done.

  • @Brave_Sir_Robin
    @Brave_Sir_Robin Před rokem +25

    David’s commentary adds an extra level to this already amazing skit. Well done!!

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 Před rokem +13

    David Willey doing important things in the jeep was gold, laughed my head off :D

  • @b.elzebub9252
    @b.elzebub9252 Před rokem +1

    Man, you guys really outdid yourselves with this one! So cool that the Tank Museum agreed to get involved like this. I'm crying laughing. It's brilliant! And is that the Operations Room guy's voice?

  • @sintenal4078
    @sintenal4078 Před rokem

    Absolutely one of the most clever historical videos from a what-if perspective that I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching! I absolutely loved this and I didn’t even have to click “end turn.“

  • @favre4ever39
    @favre4ever39 Před rokem +35

    I love the alliance between Squire and the Tank museum it is a beautiful thing.

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 Před rokem +11

    Getting The Operations Room to do the voice over was amazing, and the tank museum was even better, 10/10 squire

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 Před 11 měsíci +1

    How did I miss this video ? Amazing video with an amazing cast.

  • @rodfelderman5364
    @rodfelderman5364 Před rokem +1

    Thank you for the great humor. I'm sure no fun was had making this film. Great relief from the rest of the world's chaos. Keep at it!

  • @jonnaylor3154
    @jonnaylor3154 Před rokem +64

    Wow Squire and co, making historically accurate documentaries! Who said we live in bad times.😂

  • @JaesWasTaken
    @JaesWasTaken Před rokem +54

    Squire, you've convinced me that all British CZcamsrs know each other and can collaborate on anything comedy related.

  • @HenningII
    @HenningII Před rokem

    I had watched this video when it first came out and decided to give it a rewatch cause I loved how you had David the tank museum curator involved. I started watching lazerpig videos about a week ago, so when I got to the wounded vet interview, my eyebrow was suddenly raised by hearing that voice, haha.

  • @OberstFeldwebel43
    @OberstFeldwebel43 Před rokem

    These videos get better and better man, I love it!