What it was like working with Jschlatt...
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2022
- After making the 'I Love Anime' animated short I was propelled into a job with Schlatt and I learned things about him and Schlatt and Co that I reveal in this animated storytime. If you want to see the animations I've made for Jschlatt, go to the big guy youtube channel and search for 'I AM YOUR GOD.' and 'Anime'. I'll put the links below.
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@jschlattLIVE
@bigmanschlatt
I AM YOUR GOD.: • I AM YOUR GOD.
Anime: • anime
#jschlatt
#schlatt
#storytime - Komedie
I would also like to make it clear that Schlatt also happened to pick the hottest day of the year to have me mow his lawn. He really believes in us to get through the toughest of challenges!
Okay, but did he give you money?
@@jujhar. No, just a $50 savings bond. Dated 2001.
@@joahsef so sweet :,)
@@joahsef he’s so generous
@@joahsef wow 👏
So... Schlatt is like a personalized devil that always has a different torture for everyone. And everyone respects him for that.
you have 9/11 likes
@@Noxtavix Schlatts favourite number :)
💀
@@NoxtavixI respect that
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I'm so happy you are still alive man. I know he really likes business, monkies and guns but he likes killing more.
Yeah. We all know what he did in 1999.
@@thegoon3840 we don't talk about that..
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@@thegoon3840 just like how the people there couldn't speak anymore.
@@LucasGleason yeah just like wh
i actually worked with jschlatt on the evening of september 10, 2001. my job was to redirect the blame to someone else as a scapegoat, while he did the deed. he's a very kind-hearted guy
Ah it makes sense now.
Ah a day before that one fateful day
@@confederacyofindependentsy9868 What do you mean?
@@Jaymbermations 2,996 lives were changed that day
That was you? I just was walking home from work on the evening of September 10th, when I overheard two individuals discussing these "towers". Once "Schlatt" realized I heard everything, he proceeded to grab me and slam me against the brick wall. I then suffered from a severe brain injury, and was put into a 3-year coma
An example of a good animator here
Yup
neebs gaming
Most of the animators are good except those fake story ones
This dude look like the evil mf from SpongeBob 💀
jokes aside it's good to know schlatt keeps his character with his mods but still treats them well, no severe beatings or anything of the sort!
definitely doesn't threaten them saying that he will bury them alive while they're paralyzed by the poison he always has in his 3rd cabinet in his office incase some of the staff disobey
@@kai-1480 . _. What
@@senacario5942 Don't worry about it! :D
@@juliendacoolien3454 are they okay??
@@senacario5942 Dont worry about it! :D
i can’t tell if the blue thing on your characters head is a nose or a… y’know… tip of the ol spaget’
I always thought it was a helmet somewhat like manray
It's up for interpretation
its SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh no
If you maybe ignore the (bellybutton??) It always reminded me a thumb.
Kinda the reverse of Koro-sensei's (assassination classroom) hands look like butts with little feet lol
Oh, you already worked with Schlatt before? Man, you have cool people to work with. Also the meetings must have either been chaotic or very formal or in between. Anyways, love to see you getting recognized more on CZcams! I hope you get to 100k soon!
"The meeting must have been chaotic or very formal or in between"
Bro that like saying guess a number and you say it's 50 or higher or 20 or lower or in between
@@sohaib_t you're so right LMAO
"the meetings must have been one of the possible things"
I see I'm late
I was a private military contractor in Iraq back in 04 and worked under “jschlatt” and he was brutal.He was responsible for the deaths of 374 innocent Iraqis between the year 04 and 06
Kap
@@dontdie3710 I bet the Iraqis “jschlatt” slaughtered in the city of Mosul wouldn’t think this is “kap”
@@averagetexan9930 ne pas mon problème :)
@@averagetexan9930 and i don’t think he actually worked in the army
@@dontdie3710 brother you realize this is a joke right? You slow?
I didn't expect that... A follow from Big guy himself. And then he hired you.
I saw Jschlatt at a grocery store in Austin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
r/thathappened
@@orphero it did
Yeahh sounds about right
@@orphero it's a copypasta you redditor
Same thing happened to me but it was Margaret Thatcher
As a started animator-
Why does this hurt me in the heart as an artist.
this is way to deep for me to understand, what are you talking about?
@@LaserQuaser hes saying that the gun im pointing at his head hurts because its steel
@@friedtoaster4059 o.o
@Greeng you are most likely correct cuz even i don't know what i meant somehow annd i wasn't getting notifications for some reason so i didn't notice i had replies, and now I'm most likely gonna delete the comment bc i still have no clue what i meant-
@Greeng aight-
Can confirm, he came to my younger sisters birthday party once, completely uninvited. About halfway through he started rambling something about "not letting it happen again", and how he "must save them all". He then proceeded to set our house on fire, and lay TNT in our bacement, slaying my entire family, except for me. I now live in constant fear that Shlatt will one day return to finish the job.
I remember one time at a public restroom in the Vatican I walked in and saw schlatt grunting to himself in the mirror. I returned 3 hours later to find him still there. After my 2nd day I saw him still grunting in that same spot.
Yeah sounds about right
*gruh* 🪞
I feel you man. In the late 1990’s Schlatticus had me cook crystal meth for him. He took me from my home, smuggled me into New Mexico, and threw me in an RV. He’s truly a monster.
this man is mad. his madness cannot comprehend what he had experienced is beyond the veil of life.
Excellent work my man! Nice seeing you alive after those non beatings
he has eyes everywhere, Quaser...
he's always watching....
Indeed
I was so happy to see you doing some animating on big guy's channel, good on you man!
I like how everyone makes Schlatt out to be some evil man, when in real life he is very kind and caring. Schlatt is a good person. Schlatt didn’t harm my family in 1999. Schlatt never blackmails and threatens people into doing things they don’t want to do.
how large is Schlatts personality aura while face to face with the big man himself (metaphorically face to face)
Big
@@LaserQuaser 😳
I worked with the large character back in 2027 and it was... interesting. One time we were stacking oranges and he decided I was an orange and started stacking me. I vividly remember him stroking every orange for 1.34 seconds after stacking them, me included. After I thought he was gone I climbed down but there he was. Needless to say I have no more limbs and that town no longer has any living residents.
I wonder if this took more time to make than the Jshlatt video lol
It did take longer than expected but no not nearly as long
You have been promoted from one of the small men to a big man, an honor from the big guy himself.
1:30
Quaser : "Just felt like it was the safest option"
Also Quaser : *casually becomes a planetary system*
I don't think god even knows what Jschlatt is capable of
I worked with schlatt in a factory back in 1789, he always told me and the rest of the children what to do. One time I lost my arm in the machinery and he was so nice that he rewarded me with extra work that week.
speaking of DanTDM collabs, you should try and hit him up about that one animated series idea he immediately abandoned back in 2016 or something cause he couldn't draw it
I think he's taking a break from animations for a while, he seems to be doing his long form videos right now
@@LaserQuaser yeah hes jumping into the trendy style of doing yt lol
you look like the villain from spongebob
schlatt looks like that one mysterious entity that holds the power to destroy universes with his looks
Now this is a knee slapper. to bad my knee is into that kinda stuff.... great work!
:0 its you!
ayo
Ambadeblou
i worked with schlatt in a taco bell back in 2008, i joined the team in december, the month and year i was born. i, a young fetus at the time was making the best tacos the world had ever seen, and i was using my baby step ladder i had invented myself to climb the tippy top of the counter and putting my finished juicy meaty crunchy taco deliciousness on the counter for the servers to serve, little did i know, schlatt was taking the credit for my masterpeices as they were being served. i confronted him about this, and i told him off good. i remember my exact words to this day. "guh" i said. then he drop kicked my 5 dollar foot long body into the dishwasher as he said "im gonna dropkick your 5 dollar foot long body into this dishwasher" i had never felt more offended. i got out and jumped my baby legs up and punched him in the face, but to no avail, i instead couldnt reach and punched him in the genitals, he screamed (im assuming in happiness due to him being amused by my attempt) and fell onto the floor with im assuming laughter, i cant remember quite well, and i saw him with his hands on his genitals and then it finally hit me. i thought to myself.. "wait... people usually put their hands on their tum tum yum yum tum when they're laughing.." so then i finally figured it out. my baby brain had finally comprehended what had happened. and i finally thought to myself.. "I get it now. His genitals.."
"his genitals are his stomach..."
immediately i took advantage, i stomped his genitals as hard as i could and waddled away while doing a handstand with my knees on the ground. i decided to quit my job and become an artist. and i told my manager "EHEUEHH.. WUH..WAHAAAAAAEH." and i got in my car and i left. i've never had a better feeling in my life, as i got home, i smoke a cigarette in victory. i proceeded to borrow my mommys phone to text him one last text.
"fuckf yreou"
now im 13 and i have no recollection of this happening, but i know it did
Yeahh sounds right
I don't understand why there aren't more people talking about this comment, it had me on the floor wheezing
I swear these all could start a fan fiction🗿
@@spookypopcorn this is NOT fiction. how dare you make such an accusation
That sounds like some shit he would do.
This man is so dedicated that he even hearts ALL of his comments, HOW
You reacted exactly how I would and I sincerely don’t blame you
Oh cool, didn’t know you animated those videos for “schlatt“, quality stuff
9:30 I wasn't expecting to see that
your animations are incredible
This is so awesome!! I love your animation style!! Your editing is amazing too!! I hope you have a great day!! :D
Thanks! You too
You're brave for making this schlatts clinically insane
Let's set up a go fund me therapy for
Laser Quaser for his experiences in highschool and working for...
*THE BIG MAN*
Guy
Proud of you man, proud of you. you’ve learned the way of big man, great work.
Stellar video my g. Very epic! I really liked the part where it was like animated
I once told jschlatt that my internet bills were more important than getting a plushie, so he came to my house and squeezed my body into the shape of a market able plushie with his big guy hands
schlatt once stole a plane from me, he commited unthinkable crimes on the same day
He didn’t even pilot the plane, he forced me to pilot it and do the crimes. He then proceeded to blame everything on me and I was sent to high security prison.
Your character dude looks like the evil guy from SpongeBob that stole Patrick’s wallet. lol I love it
I was involved in the '07 incident with schlatt... He removed my colon saying that it made me less time efficient.
rip
Seems like schlatt does alot of outsourcing of labor over sea's to try and work around labor laws
as a person that has worked with jshlatt before i must confess. Jshlatt beat me with a red hot metal rod every time i would blink, he said blinking made me not focus on my work, other times when i wouldnt finish my work exactly on time hed verbably assault me and also spit on my grandmas ashes, truly a hardworking man
This lad is on fire. Good job my guy!
Thx for the amazingly funny videos! You make my day better. :)
I remember being a retail worker back in '99. I was in a convenience store when Schlatt walked in, it was the middle of the afternoon and I was on break in the employee lounge eating my lunch. The screams; they're horrifying. I dash out into the store, and see multitudes of people on the ground, I rushed towards some of those who were still conscious but the rest were out cold. That was when I saw Schlatt run towards his car and the moment he got inside, he immediately sped out of the garage; he killed even more people in that car.
His laugh still haunts me to this day.
Through my years on the internet
It’s come to my attention that there exists 3 Elder gods that kill without mercy or reason
Jshlatt, Jerma985, and Joshua Tomar
I rarely see newer content creators pop up in my recommended but I’m glad you did, you have a lot of potential (:
0:00 his voice fits with the music or whatever it is pretty cool
This is some really good animation and animation and I really like your humor! You deserve more views and subs! You can just tell the effort you put into this!
Such a wholesome story!
That has to be one of my favourite animations! strongly reminded me of when i would binge watch game grumps animations for hours in 2016. this video was a lot of fun to watch - im happy i stumbled across it and ill definitely be watching more :D keep up the great work big man and congratulations!
I saw Schlatt at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
ah. what an original comment. Definitely not stolen from Depresso Doggo. Definitiley.
@@ZachTheHuman You know that this is an 8 year old copypasta right?
I don't even remember who this copypasta was originally about
@@volt42re I think it was about Jim Carrey, but I don’t know if that was the original.
@@volt42re knowyourmeme claims that the original is about Flying Lotus, and the copypasta was actually written on 4chan in 2012
thats so cool that you got to interact with schlatt man! congrats!
8:45 on my gosh, I loved that part! XD
Great video dude, I love your animations, keep up the great work!
bro please keep this style of humor, editing and animation, you have the youtube algorithm rn keep going
once i came home from work, and i saw my front door open, i went in and saw jshlatt in the corner, so i just left, and called 911, then when they showed up jshlatt ran at them screeching with a butter knife, there were 0 survivors aside from me and the schlatt man himself... shortly after he ran into the bushes and then he came back and stole my entire house from the ground, over all 10/10 schlatt experience
My brother worked with schlatt in 1999, he's shared his stories with me a few times. Everytime he finds me watching Schlatt he gets bent out of shape for a few hours. Says the dudes a "homosexual mental case" and he got legged swiped by a mop by him for asking to clean up a mess from another aisle. Another time while he was working with him at the cash register he saw him chuck a baked beans can at a customer for scoffing at his picture of a orange tabby cat. My brother got fired since the manager and schlatt got together. they had a run in back in 2002 and both ended up being restrained in Canada for 3 days, still does say why.
you have really improved your animation ngl
your animation is so good and cute!! and i love your narration and editing style lol
“Scatt” just has that terrifying aura
I have a question The editor of BigGuy is Brazilian?because the name Davi is a very common name in brazil
And the name David translated into the Pt-Br is Davi
Uau
He has earned bragging rights
According to my studies 98% of schlatt co workers don't come back
this is AMAZING!!!!!!!!! i LOVE your editing and the pacing of the video! UR SO COOL
I'm subbing cause I know very well his channel is gonna do well. Good luck man!
happy to have found your channel! i love your little avatar, its like funny amogus meets manray from spongebob and i live for it
exactly what I was thinking ab omg
Love your videos man! Your really underrated can’t wait for you to get too 100k! :D
THE ROTOSCOPE AT THE END WAS MY FAVOURITE PART I LOVE YOU
Great work as always dude!
I worked with Schlatt back in 389 B.C. one time he took a horse and rode it off a cliff because it looked at him funny. He lived by cushioning the fall with the bodies of 17 children.
As someone who worked in jschlatts sweatshop factory, every saturday he came in and shot me in the leg.
Your my new favourite animation CZcamsr
I really liked your animation and looked were I could look more for your work, nice work dude
as someone who got my anim posted on big guy, i loved every second of it. it was lovely. (not just cuz of the money tho)
This is comedy gold.
metaphorically, of course.
I have a feeling that in the contract for working with Schlatt, you have to act like it’s the worst possible working conditions, and you can’t say that it’s good unless you look like a hostage saying it
Being called big man by the big man himself is worth more than money
Your character kinda looks like Man Ray from SpongeBob :)
Also this- 3:18 is the funniest thing I’ve seen all month
Jschlatt's great! He may have given me immense trauma and killed off my family in '99, but that's water under the bridge!
So cool to see you work for him now!
I’m happy your video popped up in my recommendation
Worked with shlatt in 1607. I was raiding a castle when he poured boiling water on my head as ‘just a prank’
Oh my god you liked nearly every commentator, like what dedication do you have man.
Amaazzingg vid my guy 🔥
couldnt stop laughing 😂
I Like Your Art Style! Its really nice!
Jesus you've got so much energy it frightens me
Congratulations man
i can conform everything this man said. I was in the hospital shclatt was born in. Right after, the kid threw three of the nurses out of the window and then proceeded to burn down the ER.
Yeah heard i about that
this is amazing
Bro this video is amazing
good job big man. never give up. you are enough. but sometimes that isn't enough. never stop. you got this. communism failed every time it was tried. you are the best.
...ok
@@LaserQuaserCommunism.
I once met "schlatt" out in public, I walked up to him to ask for a photograph and he took out a knife and stabbed me 79 times, he then proceeded to run over my legs with a car, what an interesting character!
Jshlatt broke into my house and crushed my skull with his bare hands once. Nice guy.
Your lucky he spared your life unlike the other people he worked with in 99’
just found out your the animator of those videos, ur animations are awesome :D
very funny video and loved every bit of it, u deserve a sub from me