Schlatt Being a Devoted Catholic for 22 Minutes
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Schlatt Being a Devoted Catholic for 22 Minutes Straight.
a compilation of jschlatt being a catholic including a bunch of jschlatt pope clips, and many clips from the jschlatt christmas mass. this is schlatt being religious for over 20 minutes. schlatt loves jesus!
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy - Zábava
We all love watching nearly 5 year old clips of Schlatt for him to be able to purchase cat food for Jambo and Soup.
Burnt soup
Soup and Burnt Soup
It's Unnamed Black Cat
but jambo is soup
@@aliiero the black soup
Schlatt is better off being a devoted catholic than repeating the things he did in 2001 and 1999
You mean 1999.
let alone 1999
2001 was "Schlatts" atonement for 1999
99*
@@eramo607productions6 Both. We also can't forget the heinous things he did in '03.
Schlatt being more angry at Connor for Protestantism than Emma for hating Christmas is peak Catholicism
You can't really be mad at a heathen but a heretic is much worse
@@flameguy3416 Sure, progressive Christianity is heretical but not Protestantism. BTW, the Eucharist and Indulgences aren't Biblical
I am not a christian but the claim that the fucking eucharist is not biblical is so dumb that even I have to make a comment. It appears in three of the gospels.
@@ting4758read John 6 and tell me that the Eucharist isn't biblical 😂
So you think there were no real Christians until the 1500s?
@@DoctorDewgong nah, they were real but misguided. I also dont believe Luther to be 100% correct if you where wondering
I love when Schlatt posts clips of him over and over for money ❤
I love...
You!
@@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Muskno😊
You guys can dislike this comment all you want, but Jschlatt basically making fun of the Bible and it's teachings made me unsub from this channel and his main, if your seeing this Jschlatt, you need to take what Jesus said more seriously you don't know when you can die.
@@brawlstarssponsorshipsL
@@brawlstarssponsorshipsactually lauged
No matter how much of a devout catholic "schlatt" tries to be, he can never be forgiven for the atrocities committed on 26 December 1999 at 7:36 pm.
Don’t bring up the Christmas Day Massacre... Truly a disturbing cctv video. When he took out the candy cane... It is amazing it is allowed on this platform 🤢
Bo no no. Thats the day god gave us schlatt
@@theredknight9314 god had no part in the creation of that “thing”
@@arad1278 he is divine
Dont forget about what he did in september 11 of 2001 and september 8 of 2022
What a nice tribute video to Schlatt. Its never been the same since he got hit by that drunk driver 💔
It feels like he is still with us😔🕊
So sad he died
you mean a drunk CRASHER? they're the ones who give a bad rep to drunk drivers
Drunk crasher*
A real drunk driver would never crash, those drunk crashers give everyone else a bad name smh 😕
Drunk crasher*
Schlatt, as a Catholic convert this speaks to me on a spiritual level. I greatly appreciate that you repost these for money because I relate to a lot of these!
Better for him to profit off his own character than some heretical heathen blaspheming the name of our savior Jesus Christ.
However, This clip is nearly 5 years old.
@@Bandog23 So be it. : )
@@inkdupbagman3697are you talking about his name being bangdog
@@neonplural Nah.
if schlatt did an audiobook of the Bible I would listen to the whole thing
That like a month of content sign me up
Honestly same
I wish someone made a video of jschlatt ai reading the entire bible
👏ME👏ASWELL👏
Only schlatt can devote his life to God while also having extensive knowledge of Mr. Hands
One wikipedia search is all you need. The rabbit hole really is quite shallow here.
@@-Faris-Yea but why did he know to search for it?
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb it was a really popular shock video in the vein of 2G1C back in the day. schlatt is old enough to remember this old internet reference and reintroduced it to a younger audience.
The fact i can just sit and watch schlatt do just about anything forever is crazy
Yeah kinda concerning
He does his bits so well that I genuinely cant figure out if hes Christian or not 💀
I hope so
He’s probably a normal christian. He’s just pretending to be crazy about it.
I'd say he definitely grew up a Catholic and I'd say he probably still believes in God or maybe a god but I also doubt he lives a Christian life, let alone a Catholic one
The best is that he's a lukewarm one.
He is not in the slightest
As a fellow Catholic I can confirm all of this is true
100%. Schlatt is the priest at my local Traditional Latin Mass, and his sermons are always just shouting at us to repent and violently pointing at the confession booth 🔥💪
@@DoctorDewgong That feels specific.... to specific
@@confusedcleric6828 because it's true?
Yes, exchange your sanction for that sweet sweet dopamine hit.
If he didn’t commit those crimes back in 1999 he could’ve been the Pope
schlatt is the ONLY person where i can watch the same clips for over 29 hours over and over without getting bored
"its free"
I would absolutely go to a church service where Schlatt is speaking.
Mass
Deus Vult
“Where’s God Schlatt” is still one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever heard come out of Jaden’s mouth
that debate is full of good quotes
obvious example being lion jacket
I absolutely love that video
But the worst part is Jaden got "canceled" by a bunch of religious maniacs for this
@@Wikarian99PLI don’t blame them, he was trying to spread the Gospel, yet she irrationally sparked at him with false and misunderstood information, but they should also forgive her since she was probably raised to not believe in the Holy Father.
@@Wikarian99PL Deserved
WE GETTING OUTTA THE CHURCH WITH THIS ONE 🙏🙏🙏
You mean into the Church and out of the grasp of the Devil?
@@flameguy3416 WE GETTING OUTTA HELL WITH THIS ONE 🙏🙏🙏
@@flameguy3416WE GETTING THE HOLY LAND BACK WITH THIS ONE 🙌👏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🕍🕍🕍🕍🛐🕋🕋✝️
Y'know, I'm surprised Emma didn't come out in hives during that Christmas service. As a fellow 'human' who also can't walk into a church without bursting in flame she was a real trooper for sticking around as long as she did.
Tfw they call the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass a "service" 😐
@@DoctorDewgong >sacrifice
How unscriptural
@@sirllamaiii9708 >protestant
How heretical
@@DoctorDewgong How is protestantism heretical?
@@mrIV_ excellent question! Because it rejects the Church founded by Jesus Christ, rejects his sacraments, rejects his apostles, and rejects the Papacy which He founded
Okay but the phone message segement at 15:44 actually gave me chills. It is legitimately unnerving, even though its just a cardboard cutout.
"Almost never moves" is such a "Alright. Wait. What did he just say?" moment
The end of it made him into the Lamb of God. He repented
Five Nights at Francis’
Next one: schlatt getting denied from heaven for liking men
Sorry that's an error. Study your catechism. Sexual acts with men would be a sin, not being attracted to them
@@DoctorDewgong true
Also, it's not sins that deny you from heaven. Honest repentance is just between you and the Holy One, and being saved is all it takes. Of course, a common misconception that many have is that Christians believe that being saved gives you the free pass to sin all you want, which of course is false. Here's the breakdown:
Step 1. Accept Jesus Christ as LORD and saviour.
Step 2. From that point on, live a life inspired by His, attempting to abstain from immoral things where possible, but with Jesus as your divine representative, so that any sins committed in ignorance or moment of weakness, is covered by the Sacrifice.
Also, in the sermon on the mount, Jesus explicitly states that sexual lust is the same as adultery, so you are correct in that aspect, 'liking men' is still a sin. (But lust is still covered under the whole "forgiven sins by grace" thing He has, so that's not going to get you denied from heaven, as you say.)
And no, I don't think you can be gay and Christian, but I'm not explaining why here, because this comment is already too long, and I doubt anyone will even read it. But if you want to challenge me on that, leave a reply to my comment or something, I don't know.
ima be honest I don’t know jack about religions this is just a joke from the average stereotype that you go to hell for being gay
@@mrIV_ God made me gay.
Connors Protestant bit is one of the funniest in the video for sure
honestly coming from a Catholic, I wouldn't be surprised if he went to a Catholic school. We all be crazy like that
He is Catholic
The clip of Jaiden talking about Jesus' propensity for fishing will always be a classic
"The people killed Jesus, he got crucified"
That was LITERALLY THE POINT, Jaiden. He knew he would be crucified from the beginning, he did it to absolve humanity.
(((The people)))
she was joking, chill lol
"WAHh I'm mad butthurt"
- Peter 1:15
?@@DragoReborn7
You cant take a joke
Supporting the man I’ve watched for years, by rewatching the clips that I’ve already watched millions of times
Catholic Schlatt after every stream:
“Hey, God. It’s me again-…”
as a christian, hearing schlatt read the bible is, oddly, extremely comforting and soothing
he has a good voice for it ig
Genuinely speaking I pray schlatt is a confessing Christian/Catholic or that he returns to the faith. May God bless him
God I love when Schlatt posts new content! I hope it’s not the same 20 recycled clips that he’s been posting for about 2 years!
I also love God and Schlatt lol
And i will still watch it because it somehow they never get boring lol
@@heyitsmeagain6897true
5:55 schlatt getting legitimately pissed that minx is more compatible than the other girl is fucking hillarious
As a catholic, who has been baptized, given communion, and been confirmed, schlatt is a surprisingly well believing and devoted catholic.
i know this is old, but is he actually a catholic?
@@IrishNationalist1916 Of course not
@@jackpez.4526 yeah its sad.
"Where's God???" He's not with you, Jaiden, that's for sure.
Amen.
When Schlatt needs a bit more ad revenue, the people rejoice.
how else is he gonna pay for soups monthly magnet removal
About as devoted as he was in meticulously hunting down all those people in '99
We DONT talk about what happened, we just refer to it as “the incident of ‘99”
Stop disobeying the rest of the hive mind, and let yourself be assimilated once again.
Great to see how upbeat Schlagg is after the deeply 'upetting' passing of his 'brother' Schlatt. 'Rest' in piece
I am touched. I am from Louisiana and am devoutly Catholic. Watching jschlatt, Big Guy, schlatt, jschlatt99, be so intimate with my own religion touches me in a way I cannot describe. Cheers
I can't stop laughing at Charlie laughing at "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."
CHRIST IS LORD
Crusader Man, you're a true follower.
SAY IT. YOU SAY CHRIST IS LORD
I love this comment. Christ is Lord. He was, He is, and He has yet to be, the Alpha and the Omega. Amen
Schlut was that gay priest we all had in catholic school
I love all the very very new, never before seen, schlatt content. I know he put so much time and effort into making this new, fresh content.
He cannot make new content due to the fact of his death a few months back.
The drunk driver
@@bartoszmaek3399he was the crasher in a drunk driving incident 🕊️😥
You can tell he is a devoted Catholic when he said “that’s some Lutheran shit” to a toy of Jesus Christ transformer 💀
Fr I'm Catholic and the more educated I've become about Catholic teachings and history, the more accurate my "spidey senses" for anything Protestant becomes more accurate 😭
@@sourdrop nah Protestants are ok, I’m one myself but Lutherans and Mormons 🙏💀😭
@@Exa258Most protestants are chill and I enjoy discussing theology with my prot buddies. But like you said, a few denominations(and some non-denoms) *really* are borderline heretical or just unchrist-like in their actions and beliefs and end up giving Christianity a bad reputation (don't get me started on the Gnostics)
@@sourdrop yeah I’m non Denom but Ion fw restorationist churches 💀
My Catholic senses are tingling..
Schlatt is such a good businessman, following the time tested strategy of reposting and repackaging content for fans to gobble up!
Schlatt is the reason a new layer of hell was created
He asks for money like a catholic too
That's an American thing
Catholic Churches don't require you to donate any money. You're thinking of Protestants
To anyone that might be wondering, he's not a christian
I'm waiting for Schlatt to get that yacht and post about it non-stop for another fire years for whatever he wants next💖
RIP shlaft what a great tribute 😢💔
I love how he has a sponsor for a collection of old clips. Trurely a businessman
As a catholic zealot and lutheran hater, this was very based
Real
Very Christian to hate someone based on their religion.
The god damn “ehh ya know I’m smelling my mustache” will never not be hilarious 💀
I expected "shlog" to be an atheist due to the "events of '99"
We don't need to bring that up
@flameguy3416 April 31st, 1999, a loan man murders 14 and injures 3 while speaking in ancient Hebrew. Police are still looking for the suspect, Jschlatt.
i love shript more now that he devoted his entire body to the pope for 22 minutes
I schatt myself
Just like back in ‘99
As a follower of god, Schlatt is an absolute WIN.
I miss shlegg :( when will he return to "rank" our tiktoks :(
He’s busy
He’s trying to recreate the events of the 1999 incident but Ted Nivison was hiding in a tree and ambushed “Schlatt” and broke his knees
@@cyvader101 It is definitely a shame what shlank did in '99
He died some time ago. Didn't you know?
@@bartoszmaek3399 Schlagg invented cloning before he died. It’s why the new videos seem so real, it’s a clone
yeah, i miss shlukk too, its too bad we dont get rankings regularly! Shlutts best content is still the ranking computer setups and bedrooms!
I find it funny that I can't tell if the catholic thing is part of the character or not
I think its part of the charecter, it's funny that's all I know lol
@@cartersmith8904 fair enough, it is quite funny
He was raised Catholic
He is Catholic
@@flameguy3416he knows the stuff more than ted does so i have a feeling he might actually go to mass
“Where is God schlatt?” He is with us.
1:10 "jesus take the wheel" has a completely different meaning in this context lol
Schlatt is gonna have a monopoly of CZcams and gaming with all the companies he’s buying
This was a fever dream, thank you Schlagg
WE MAKING IT OUT OF PURGATORY WITH THIS ONE!
I hate it when people make fun of Christianity, it's wrong, and when these people making fun of God die, they'll see how wrong they were.
Hail satan
Well as a catholic most of the time its funny, but other times it goes overboard and it just becomes an attack and pure hatred
@@Aiophgymost of them are attacks so I don’t really see how some are funny although I do know some funny ones.
@@ovider6625Jim Gaffigan jokes about Catholicism are kinda funny
idk I don’t have any great examples really
@@Aiophgy ugh, no he’s a troglodyte.
"The humans are here, where is God?"
That hit SURPRISINGLY hard.
How so?
@@austincrowley4430 Calling God a p*ssy ah bi*ch for f*cking off at the slightest sign of trouble with the Romans. Lol
Amazing how god smites the sodomites but didn't do f*ck all to the Romans after they rolled up on his son.
It's something that a 5 year old would say. Lame AF
The finger trap one will allways be one of my favorite clips ever
“The humans are here, where is God?” is not a line I was ready to hear.
"We committed horrors against man kind and he rained fire and brimstone upon us."
NO WAY I GOT A CHURCH AD FROM THIS VIDEO LMAOOOO
Hi "Schlorg". I remember what you did to my family back in '99, despite how much you tried to make me forget. All i can say for now is that i reckon the 18th of march 2024 will be an interesting day
I can't believe he lasted that long
The clip of him calling the number to ask about if he was going to heaven or hell is so funny
Now I wanna see Schlatt vs Atheists
I love being blessed with year old content from one of schlatts 8 channels
I love that pastor, he took schlatt seriously and preached to him, respect to him
only schatt would place an ad in the middle of his pc ad
love how schlatt just revives whenever he has to sponsor his own brand by reusing old clips :))
fly high schlatt This archive of his old vids are great
His complete aversion to the pope definitely raises questions
bro advertised his own avertisement
This video is great he’s finally atoning for the terrible things he did on that fateful night!!!
Question: why is your profile picture the wrong version of Splat Tim?
@@volt42re I play a lot of Splatoon so I just changed it to the default boy
He really said: Credo in unum Deum,
Patrem omnipotentem,
factorem caeli et terrae,
visibilium omnium et invisibilium,
Et in unum Dominum Iesum Christum,
Filium Dei unigenitum,
et ex Patre natum, ante omnia saecula,
Deum de Deo, lumen de Lumine,
Deum verum de Deo vero,
genitum, non factum, consubstantialem Patri:
per quem omnia facta sunt.
Qui propter nos homines et propter nostram salutem descendit de caelis.
All bow during the following two lines:
Et incarnatus est de Spiritu Sancto
ex Maria Virgine, et homo factus est.
Crucifixus etiam pro nobis sub Pontio Pilato;
passus et sepultus est,
et resurrexit tertia die, secundem Scripturas,
et ascendit in caelum, sedet ad dexteram Patris.
Et iterum venturus est cum gloria,
iudicare vivos et mortuos,
cuius regni non erit finis.
Et in Spiritum Sanctum, Dominum et vivificantem:
qui ex Patre Filioque procedit.
Qui cum Patre et Filio simul adoratur et conglorificatur:
qui locutus est per prophetas.
Et unam, sanctam, catholicam et apostolicam Ecclesiam.
Confiteor unum baptisma in remissionem peccatorum.
Et exspecto resurrectionem mortuorum,
et vitam venturi saeculi. Amen.
He really said Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
Benedicta tu in mulieribus,
y benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus.
Sancta Maria, Mater Dei,
ora pro nobis peccatoribus,
nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.
Amen 🙏
Remember alot of Catholics fall into the pit of doing works to try to get to heaven but the bible says it is not by works but by faith in wich you have been saved.
Can't believe Jaden would say that
so funny how everyone is getting angry at jaiden for making fun of jesus in a meaningless debate abt pokemon vs lions when this whole video is devoted to showing clips schlatt's character as a caricature of a religious devotee while also "secretly" having gay tendencies that is literally a mockery of the institution of religion LMAO
Pope Francis is the scariest analog horror monster
scares streamers and trads alike
the pope “bit” is timeless
Before watching this video I got an add that said “do you want to get closer with god?”
I do seriously wanna hear A Schlatt vs Jaiden where they battle on whether god exists or not.
JSchlatt does a confession stream except since his audience is all 13 yr olds it's just them confessing they used their parents credit card on Fortnite.
god i just couldn't live without rewatching the same "Jschlatt" video over and over and over and over again 😍
schlatt is weirdly wholesome
Compilation of schlatt going outside next, please.
I dont think schlagg does shorts
God isn't a creation, he is The Creator.
In the first clip Schlatts religious power is so strong he can change clothes at will.
I'm glad "shitt" decided to repent his sins and become a devoted catholic.
That phone number does work! I called it and some Italian man pick out on the other line.
It's the phone number for the Vatican
I could see schlatt becoming a pastor one day
You mean priest?
@@DoctorDewgong more like a shaman, or maybe a lich? we will see where it all ends up
@@kitsunekaze93 no. Those are jobs from fantasy world.
@@DoctorDewgong shamans are as real as priests or pastors though!
@@kitsunekaze93 that sucks
I'm starting to think he isn't a Catholic
Honestly when you said you should just go on college campuses, that was a perfect example of the dudes who show up every single tuesday perfectly at noon to preach about god.
One of them said jesus was his mother, and that he was an alien from mars.
My respect for him: 📈📈📈
Just a persona, mate
VIVA CHRISTO REY🇻🇦✝️
DEUS VULT✝️🙏🙏🛐
I’ve wanted a complete compilation forever
If i ever meet him im asking if he goes to mass
shlatt is very passionate