Minecraft, but Lava Rises Every Minute (ft. Jschlatt)
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- čas přidán 8. 08. 2019
- I played Minecraft with Jschlatt, every minute lava rises by one block. I spend most of it anxious.
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Edited: Yours truly
Music used:
Kevin Macleod - Incompetech - Hry
6:12 “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”
It was foreshadowing the whole time. Shlatt won the stupidest prize of them all.
Schlatt*
A life not worth living
Schlatt"
*Ladder Man
my dad told me that when I said I cleaned my room and I didn’t lols
18:06 after killing his only friend, the rich businessmen survived the apocalypse but slowly lost his sanity... Now he is forever locked under a ocean of lava, descending to complete insanity while hearing his friend's voice telling about the sins he committed just to be on the top...
Sad but true
However he eventually stopper hearing the voice. with it, his own thoughts, so he eventually stopped thinking
@@Dgero Eventually, Kars stopped thinking
@@r.k.1355 is that a fucking jojo reference
@@r.k.1355 is it
"Cheating, is the only way forwards."
Wow, that really sounds like something at the end of a movie or book.
He keeps cheating forward... until all his defeat is desteoyed
@@ilikenougat8892 lol
Ima write that down
No, thanks, I’ma make a book of this now
Did I seriously get 1000 likes for this dumb comment-
Wilbur: Look at me. Look at me, Jonathan Schlatt.
Jschlatt: *turns around in silence*
That was hilarious to me, like when your ignoring your mom and then she uses your full name like 😨
@@sndragonfan7257 Pure fear💀
@@cinnamon_6987 💀
@@sndragonfan7257 that's when ur dead
@@SnazzyWasHere correct
Every 5 Minutes the Sea Level Rises: Sexual tension
Lava Rises Every Minute: Just tension
monomonokuma
@@granola7607 ppppregame shuichi
true
@@granola7607 holy moly I finally found someone who likes the dream SMP and Danganronpa-
@@piemon8701 ;)
Schlatt has realized he’s lived long enough to see himself become the villain, and he’s surprisingly ok with this.
Eh his parents won't call till they need some DIY work done in their lava house
Crimson Dynamo he was never a hero, he plotted this from the beginning
Unsurprisingly*
Bold of you to assume he wasn’t always the villain
this aged
SCHLATT NEED TO BE A VOICE ACTOR OR SOMETHING HIS VILLIAN LAUGH IS SO PERFECT AND SO EVIL IT GIVES ME THE CHILLS
:0 are you my twin
Too late XD
RIGHTT LIKE 18:02 IS FUCKING AWESOME
@@overripeschnitzel THANK GOD I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE TIME STAMP
RIGHT!
“I don’t want your handouts”
Now why does that sound familiar? **slowly looks at Quackity**
mexican dream: I DON'T WANT YOUR HANDOUTS, MAN
“EY MAN I DONT WANT YOUR HANDOUTS MAN”
And Tommy in exile xD
#MexicanDream
"Cheating is the only way forward."
- The last known words of Ladderman, doomed by his greed to spend an eternity trapped frozen and alone beneath an ocean of lava
lava is pretty warm, he wouldnt be frozen
He won, but at what cost
@@mikediaz6783 "everything"
- -thanos-
- Ladderman
"And look where cheating got you."
@@literallyglados I'd say he's too scared to move a muscle when there's lava around him
"As long as there is 2 people left on this planet, someone is gunna want someone dead"
-Valve
I really hope that I'm not the only person to understand what you just said
@@gregghimself It's a reference to the TF2 'Meet the Sniper' video.
Well, I mean, you can want someone dead with only 1 person left...
@@door.5976 well ya, but read the "always"
Long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
That evil laugh and him saying “RAISE IT ONE MORE BITCH” really got me 🤭🤣
My pairings rated
Niki and Wilbur: True Good
Wilbur and Jschlatt: Chaotic Neutral
Niki and Minx: Chaotic Good
Minx and Jschlatt:
*TRUE*
*FUCKING*
*CHAOTIC*
Really they are. Theyre like 2 peas in a pod but in a burning building during the apocolypse and they were the ones who ended everybody and made the sun explode. Closest i can get to those 2
its been a year, but i, in all my unwavering pettiness have felt the urge to tell you that true chaotic doesn't exist
Why is it that every time these two collaborate it always becomes a story of drama, betrayal, and damnation.
1k liker boii
And then they joined the Dream SMP and it became a whole nother story.
Also Wilbur and J: ｋｅｌｐ ｂｌｏｃｋ
Wilbur is a poet at heart and schlatt is the perfect tragic hero
Manburg
There’s something so intimidating about that last shot. It’s kind of artistically dreadful. Schlatt sits there immune to death. Hellfire falls from the atmosphere and pools near his feet. He’s doomed to be stranded amidst a bright orange forever. This has no business being this powerful.
@Adam H Don’t forget the chilling last couple words Wilbur said, “look where that got you, look where that got you,” and right then the lava submerged Schlatt and he was forever doomed
@PlayedBobcat113 You don't lose hunger while standing still so he's fine as long as he doesn't start moving.
@PlayedBobcat113 You can't disagree with a fact
@PlayedBobcat113 No, you're the incorrect one here. Even if that were the case, you cannot starve to death unless it is on hard difficulty
@PlayedBobcat113 Also, it cannot be likely or unlikely. You will either starve or not starve. People have gone afk for 8 plus hours and lost zero hunger
"You don't understand why they call me ladder man."
Wilber, raises it to 137, and has no effect on schlatt
" *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! RAISE IT ONE MORE, BITCH!* "
This is to great
“I’m from the UK shlatt”
“That must suck”
*America 2020 happens*
*national anthem plays*
OMG YOU FORGOT THE C... ITS SCHLATT
@@maggiemalinowski516 does it really matter that much go back to Roblox.
I saw this right when he say that
i got the 690th like
And so he lived forever, his insatiable greed leaving him with no place to move, no life to live. He had everything, but nowhere to put it. He had sinned to bring himself higher, but the weight and flame of his guilt trapped him forever.
Ladder man, lost to his own greed and desire to defy the world.
This is my favorite comment
With no where else to go ladder man eventually stop thinking
Fafa Gamer
Eventually Ladder man stopped thinking
Jotaro Kujo he became half man half ladder
Legend says in that eternal land of flame,ladder man was made the god of ladder exploits where he ruled over what he could not touch.his very subject which were tied to him through land entrapped the king in themself as the land stopped moving,shifting,living, all thought first dissipated into thin mist..Then none at all as the land very cogs grinded to a halt
18:00
In this exact moment, Jschlatt became insane from loneliness, greed, and malice. He sacrificed his friendship and morals and stayed in that ladder hut for the rest of his life, all to win the game...
"Cheating is the only way foward"
-J "Ladder Man" Schlatt
Unable to die, Jschlatt eventually stopped thinking
@@madafaka2666 Wait a second!
@@Telados One second has passed...
I guess you can say he threw away his humanity
@@kingweebius1343 Are these comments referencing something? I don't understand.
“Jonathan Shlatt, turn and look at me.”
*slowly turns to look at Wilbur*
Jschlatt’s laugh at the end terrifies me.
I like how Wilbur is so passive and how Schlatt is just a complete survivalist psycho
This honestly seems like the tale of Cain and Able, where one tried to better his situation by offing the other
@@ammoenthusiast979 except this actually happened
@@lolgamez9171 ))))
I was confused in why he acted out like that.
@@lolgamez9171 mIneCrafT iS rEaL
Schlatt never returned to the surface. He became half-human, half-ladder and sat forever below the lava. And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So eventually, he stopped thinking.
a fucken joejoes reference
Kate Jones Jojo
well actually he CAN die since yknow its cobblestone, and lava CAN kill you (it can also kill kars)
This comment has 666 likes
Krschlatt
anyone else get so hyped when schlatt does his evil laugh or is it just me?
18:00 through the rest of the video, and then the last few minutes is like a movie trailer. Especially what schlatt said at the end. I mean *w o a h*
"Cheating is the only way forward."
Those were his last words before his body was submerged in the lava pit to *hell.*
"I am motivated by greed"
"We need to go our separate ways"
"Long live the king"
SCHLATT HAS BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR A YEAR
This is just hard to believe tho but yet it seems as he was already prepared
Woah, it’s like this has been his character for over a year :0 crazy
Well I mean, it's schlatt. He's definitely fucking evil
@@XORcircuit o
@Little Roxy My thoughts exactly
Wilbur died a hero, and Schlatt lived long enough to become a villain.
What a tragic tale of the folly of man and their insatiable greed, pride and wroth.
A Simple Koala *W R O T H*
Oh shit that’s deep
Schlatts a survivor not a villain
Just Ducks Schlatt is a victim of his circumstances that has become prone towards using others before he assumes he will be used
And schlatt rests beneath the lava never burning but slowly going insane from the never-ending loneliness, that him and only him caused, wilbur lost the match but because of schlatt there will never be a winner
The look on Schlatt when Wilbur said “Jonathan Schlatt” is so accurate to when your mom says your full name
I love how Wilbur’s speech ended the exact moment the lava covered schlatt’s cube.
“I can’t support your presidential campaign because I’m not from America”
Lmao that’s some real life foreshadowing right there
What?
@Lilja Leinonen no it's the Dream SMP Elections where by some miracle, Schlatt, George and Quackity beat Wilbur and Tommy
@Lilja Leinonen yeah but he said "real life", i kinda thought they meant foreshadowing for the irl election as if they didnt know it happens every four years on the same day
@@qaiser648 check his twitter he's actually been joining the irl elections and stuff
I got those vibes when wilbur said "you took away everything Iworked for"
Schlatt stayed in that cobblestone prison for eternity with only his thoughts. But eventually, he stopped thinking
Epic reference + the mondatta pic
@@lemontimemonday6530 *boingo
SONO CHINO SA DA ME . JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO
Beat me to the picture comment.
doppikira that is fucking terrifying
12:37 Johnathan schlatt. I thought his name was like shit like jebabihd
We’ve been calling schlatt his last name for 3 years
And we always will
@T teg Egg john, I think
~4 yrs
I kinda love that it ended with “cheating is the only way forward” I mean it’s terrible but there was just something so cinematic about it
You of all people would, Shoto
Hi todoroki-kun lol
Bakugo told me to tell you that he agrees
Shut up half n half 😂
Just joking lmao
OMGGG five weenies, i’m such a big fan😍
"Jonathan Schlatt look at me"
We did it boys, schlatt has a first name
the fact i somehow read this the second wilbur said that
*had*
@@manetheren51627 uh oh
*shit*
He has the first name as my dad then LMAO
I just love Schlatts evil laugh 🤣
Bro he's fuckin ladder man, the greatest villain in the dark ages
Wilbur could’ve killed him but he believed in their friendship and he got betrayed. Top 10 anime betrayals
Top 10 saddest anime betrayals
Twice
-FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC- Friendship is BAD
*in their gay magical love
Top 10 Minecraft betrayals
okno kill me kill me kill me kill me imma suicide now fuck crap bye i'm out kill me kill me kill somebody kill me plz plz plz plz
The image of the lava sea slowly descending onto Jonathon "Ladderman" Schlatt was fittingly terrifying and terrifyingly fitting.
LegoMinecraft369 Jonathan “ladderman” shlatt
Jebaited “ladderman” schlatt
Jebediah “Ladderman” “Lawn Mower” “Bladezz” “The Pacifier (starring Vin Diesel)” Schlatt
@@cutestcat3633 Jonathan "ladderman" Schlatt
wait till you see the fuckin lmanburg election
“I want life”
**sad laughter**
5 seconds later:
“They call me ladder man”
7:36 man I love the way he look and just "sooo.... You got me some iron?"
I love just how stereotypically British and American the two are
America just like “hey chill out stop screaming”
3 now
No 4
make that 5
Make that 6 oh never mind it’s not original anymore
W: “You’re a madman! You’re a monster!”
That will be you someday.
Both of them are. Now mostly Wilbur.
Yep. Yesterday.
@@praisetheleo yup.
Ikr
It was nice seeing L'manburg explode..... ⭐
Daaang they called it.
"Ladder Man"
19:16
18:25, JSchlatt starting up at his impending doom
"Cheating is the only way forward."
- Jschlatt, 2019
Also dream, 2021
@@jekyll138.5 PLS
@@amaahda what
Sam - 2018
Also my dad
- 2021
Schlatt’s villain laugh at the end is literally killing me, it is just so perfect and maniacal
No comments so hi lol
Cannon
He's just being Schlatt :)
Yes
Foreshadowy
These videos are the purgatory Schlatt and Wilbur were sent to after dying in dream SMP
"I'm the most confident minecraft player on the planet, I have not hit the sprint key once because I believe in my legs"
That laugh, the laugh he did so long ago echoed in his memory. Ladderman didn’t remember much anymore. Was his name even Ladderman? His thoughts would whisper to him there and there, he remembered one person in the midst of it all, though. Wilbur. His...His friend. What had happened to Wilbur? He heard his voice, but yet, saw no body. Well, he didn’t see anything besides stone, a ladder and a sea of lava. He remembered when he won. But what did he even win? Ladderman had no clue. That euphoric feeling when he succeeded in surviving, having cheated the system. He hadn’t felt that feeling in days...months...How long had he been stuck there? He was a broken man now, wasn’t he? How had Wilbur died? What had happened? ...What did Ladderman do? The thought alone brought tears to his eyes. And he looked to the sea of lava, and walked past the ladders that had granted him life beyond death. Past the ladders that allowed him to cheat the system, and into the lava surrounding him.
...why have i written this...
underrated comment holy shit
Ay, you got Wattpad or somthin O-O
...because it's beautiful
AYO🔊🔊‼️‼️ DROP THE FANFIC🔊🔊🔊 AYO🔊🔊‼️‼️DROP THE FANFIC🔊🔊
Lol what the fuck
Wildbur: Do you want to die or live?
Jschlatt: I choose the ladder.
SmellTheL underrated comment
A fate worse than death
But remember; whatever you choose, *we'll take the other one away from you.*
@@LowkeySlimes *and thats dark.*
Niga higa I see
No one is talking about Josh's "LOL YOU GOT FUCKIN DUKES SOOT" after the reveal of Latter Man.
My favorite Jschlatt (mostly) quotes from this:
6:13 - "We have a saying, Wilbur. Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes."
7:21 - "I work for everything I earn, Wilbur."
9:08 - "I just wanted the peace of mind, Wilbur. If you know anything about the accumulation of wealth, having what you have, is never enough. I just need more."
9:23 - "I am motivated by greed, and nothing else."
9:42 - "Long live the king. I will survive, and you will not."
10:49 - "You took everything that I worked for, everything that I worked us towards."
"It's because you wanted 50% of the company. And that, I could not allow."
11:02 - "You're delusional! You're madman- You're a monster!"
"I'm no monster."
13:44 - "And you. You're looking over there. Over there with your café, with a bow & arrow trained at me, 'cause you got nothing left, 'cause this is your last resort."
15:10 - "You understand the fate that will meet you, now."
16:14 - "I got the last laugh."
16:53 - "I wanna be alive, dude."
"I know you do. But you threw it all away, Wilbur."
17:58 - The Iconic Laugh
18:09 - "LOL YOU GOT FUCKIN DUKES SOOT" (JoshA20 in chat)
18:43 - "Congratulations, man. I hope you're happy with yourself. I hope you're happy that you fucked over everyone in order to win."
"That's what I do!"
19:07 - "Cheating is the only way forward."
Minecraft, but the taxes on Nihachu raises every minute (ft, jschlatt)
skdjfjsja
F
skdjfjsja
Stfu ur not funny
@@slop4308 Do you really have to be toxic
18:00 The combination of the maniac laughing and Wilbur's "wait, what?!" sounds from an action movie.
Ikr
schlatt maniacal laughter returns again in the fall of L'manburg
Why can't it be always like this
12:35 17:55 18:43
just keeping those saved for when i come back
Couple struggles to survive apocalypse after one suffers a mental breakdown caused by a dried kelp addiction, very sad.
Asbestos "dried kelp"
@@happymilk7433 So that's how the teens call it nowdays huh
Hello fellow teens! Would anyone happen to have any, uh, “dried kelp?”
Terminal Cancer Yeah but don't tell my mom, she'd kill me
@@bron2452 you: hot man sex
me, a lesbian: *visible confusion*
Wilbur you should’ve learned that schlatt is a businessman first and a friend second
Is that J O H N F O R T N I T E
Ryan Ford nah bro it I hate boo62rwj pap
Wow, didnt realise sans undertale watched the office
Boom. 666th like 👍
Its not sands its sans
18:00 no one talking ab schlatts laugh ?
1:51 The subtitles say Schlapp. I love the CZcams algorithm.
*Video Summary:*
A cafe-owning hippie and a greedy businessman battle for the title of the last-man-standing.
The businessman wins,
but at what cost?
The ghosts of his sins torment him as he slips into madness,
and eventually succumbs to the very lava he tried to escape from.
blue raspberry it’s like the line in a new hope: strike me down and I will become stronger than you could ever imagine. Basically Wilber here
Mah sister..? ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Eventually, he stopped thinking
@@0bstolerance is that a JoJo reference!?!
@@LeoGuidi here's another one for you: "Kill me, and then tell the stars you won."
When you realize the reason schlatt "needed iron" from the very, very beginning... was to make buckets for betrayal purposes..
Damn
And capitalistic greed
i was expecting a cobble generator but guess not
And Wilbur saved him from lava in the mines... cold blooded
I was sure he planned to use water to make obsidian and flee to the nether
"when you bring me out, can you introduce me as ladder man?"
8:20
.
.
.
.
*Like a fish?*
No
This was a cinematic masterpiece. Some say Ladder Man still rests beneath the lava to this day, preserved but trapped forevermore as punishment for his greed
wishingwell and for betraying his best friend
And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So eventually, he stopped thinking.
DatGuyzHead Fuck dude, beat me to it
@@ReidTheRoomTV kars
Stuck in a neverending turmoil of regret, he thought to himself: "Maybe these ladders aren't all that good, maybe i should've met Oprah in Wilburs cafe. Man, i shuld've done a lot of things, but i'm here now, being the ladder man..."
The man who can't sprint is always two steps ahead... How ironic
Slow and steady wins the race haha
No no no two LADDERS ahead
He is a genius , the only tradeoff for that is that he can't run
Schlatt walk
Ahh 2 STEP AHEAD
these were the golden days of wilbur. I miss you and schlatt playing together!
I like how people are saying that they cant enjoy the videos after everything.
If you cant enjoy it, why are you commenting and still giving his videos attention?? Like 😂
The TIMING of that last line, holy shit
Having watched the entire vod, credit it to Wilbur's editing.
Grace Garrett Wilbur is an edit is an editing g o d. He can create emotion filled and action packed videos filled with plot, story, and conflict. It’s truly amazing
ikr
“ow”
"If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes" this is the smartest thing Jshat has ever said
AND IT WASN'T EVEN HIS OWN THOUGHT LOL
HE QUOTED TAYLOR I AM IN LOVE
Yo i am 666th like
999th like lol
Oh, I guess you're too important to tell me you're the 1k like, huh? Well... when this reaches 2k likes I guess you won't have be bragging rights, then...
Wilbur: “I wanna be alive”
G-Ghostbur?....
Stfu
@@slop4308 tf
omg i was eating during the fan bit and almost died when schlatt starting blowing geez
“I wanna be alive”
*laughs in resurrection arc*
Same, I'm still waiting for the real resurrection
Tell 'em Naeg
@@kaori9878 i
Well then we’re is the resurrection arc for the rest of Danganronpa?!
Huh, Byakuya Togami?!
Where..? I don’t see one!
👁👄👁
*sobs in today lore stream*
It’s interesting to slowly see their relationship as friends break down over time. Eventually Wilbur doesn’t even wanna fight, yet Schlatt has gone insane, and no longer sees him as a friend, only as an obstacle. He kills Wilbur, and after falls even further into madness being the only one left.
Amen.
I like the way you interpret it.
Well he did lost his sanity in the dream smp
Haha manberg goes boom
@@oceanetir8824
Haha Jschlatt's sanity go brrrrr
It's a rp-
18:00 jschlatts laugh is absolutely amazing, Psycotic, but amazing
"I'm gonna throw my porkchop haphazardly at the table and it clicks, just like in real life"
Ah yes, my two favorite land activities...
1. Taxes
2. Slaughtering cattle
life be like that
3. Tax Fraud
ireland doesn't exist fax
@@garfd valid
Patrick give me back the kids
SCHLATT’S PSYCHOTIC LAUGH AT THE END-
I just died hearing it omgs
17:59
*_it's so good wtf_*
That’s just his normal laugh lmao
LMAO
Dude, the crazy laugh he does when he places the ladder to survive- chills. It reminds me of Joker and gives me straight serotonin in my veins.
Jschlatt: "Play stupid games win stupid prizes"
*Every school carnival EVER*
Wow, another episode of my favorite post apocalyptic tv series, with undertones of dramatic relationships and heartbreaking betrayals.
*Music plays*
The gay bois are here once again
Ghost Painter Bro you just posted gay
@@Alpha_beef thats to point lol
Sounds like a pretty good anime
11:15 this is like that one scene in shark boy and lava girl
I’m upset that I know exactly what you are talking about
It does???
Honestly jschlatt and Wilbur are one of the best duos on CZcams by far
Jschlatt is the most accurate representation of an American that I can find.
Stariliel true
BoxMeister have you met an American before?
@@handblitz4408 I am one...?
As an American, I say yesn't
@@handblitz4408 have you? Dude I see people like Jschlatt every day, or at least I did before the social distancing
This makes a good show full of betrayal, insanity and friendship.
Also romance and lava
And ladders..
Capitalism at its finest
@@adobotachibana732 Schlatt is the ultimate capitalist
Only because of you, world border
Chaos is a ladder.
Yes, I’d love it to be a TV show. I would watch all of the episodes, man
17:57 I tried to do his laugh, I was called crazy in school for the rest of the year.
Plus, I got out of chorus class because I couldn't speak!
2:48 So. Lore. Wilbur avoided killing that sheep because of Friend?
Schlatt’s presidential campaign has not aged well.
LMAO
LMFAO ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
On the contrary, it has aged perfectly
“I am motivated by greed and nothing else”
It has aged wonderfully
Yeah I wated to mention it too
“Cheating, is the only way forward” - Ladderman
Ethan Wong no replys?
This guy copied my comment and got more likes then me
Glowstone Lion i didnt even copy you lol i just wrote it once i heard it im not that kind of guy lol
...David... ...Ladderman
This is the video that I first learned about Schlatt!
16:14 and what a magnificent one it was
You know what sounds awful, if cobwebs rose up every minute
You sadist
Fellow Naruto runner
Oh god
You fucking evil genius
get a damn sword
"Cheating... is the only way forward."
- Jschlatt, a man whose last burning breath was spent standing by his word
A man who was not afraid to do what needed to be done to survive
A man who took advantage of the generous, the honest, and the unsuspecting lover
A man with a will strong enough to lead a country.
Vote for power, vote for less than 50%.
Vote Jschlatt
@@sunjamin99 It's so true you had to post it twice
Man I wish these 2 did more together
Me too
Someone know why they don't play together now?...
18:06 well thats a true villian laugh if i ever heard one
Why bother writing fanfiction for these two, they right it themselves
Keep the spelling mistake.
The fanfics for these two are just these videos written down in a script form
r/boneappletea
When they *r i g h t*
just write the transcripts to the videos down, then
Minecraft but every 5 minutes a Wither spawns.
I would not survive.
That sounds like 2b2t
minecraft but every seecond a nude steve comes after you
Edit: much wow lots like thank a ya All
Andrew Savage dude that’s gonna lag so bad lol
Minecraft but every 5 minutes a random block type get removed
Schlatts laugh is the best thing ive ever seen
These were the first videos I saw with Wilbur and who knew I’d come back to him through my new interest in dsmp
"Long live the king."
Schlatt is the most powerful man I've ever witnessed.
EDIT: having finished the video, I can say without a doubt that JSchlatt has ascended beyond human limitation. I legitimately yelled when he pulled off what he did. The man is immortal. Inevitable.
if they look a little upper they can see Pewds >:>
you're inevitable
but i'm iron man. *snaps*