Minecraft, but Every 5 Minutes the Sea Level Rises (ft. jschlatt)
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- čas přidán 31. 07. 2019
- I played Minecraft with Jschlatt, every 5 minutes the sea level will rise. Climate change is real
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Thumbnail by @SlimeyPeas on twitter
Edited: ME!
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod - Hry
there's no one I'd rather be stranded with than you
cute couple 10/10
What about eat pant conar?
My SHIP
Jschlbur
what if ❓🤔 we 👬😘 kissed 💋 at the height limit 🤔 by the 🌎 world🌏 border 😯 as the water 🌊 rose (and we were both boys 🙈👬)?
“I should really stop flirting with men”
- Jshlatt 2020
This video is from 2019
@@ksuffy6188 so?
@@soupbubbles3795 Oh lmao I didnt notice...
the vid was made in 2019 dude lmao
@@Lengend-cu6ef I’m referring to his quote from 2020
15:27 Wilbur zooms in on a chicken. Next shot, it's in his inventory. Environmental storytelling at it's finest.
The correct term is “visual storytelling” I believe, but I may be wrong. Thanks for pointing this out tho
stop speaking
@sweaty onion
As you wish, Sweaty Onion
Lmao
@Ozone i can see your profile
It’s crazy that you can hear Schlatts lack of facial hair
underrated comment lmao
haha fr
Literally
He had 8t.
lmaooo
Schlatt’s voice was weirdly high pitched back then. You could still hear the soul and hope in his voice.
Ted was right, something did happen to Schlatt that turned his accent into a "bastardized New York accent."
@@rivirtue it's ever since he almost got caught for the terrible, terrible thing he did, back in that dark New York alley in 1999.
Yeah true
But he's still the same old mean man that makes everyone vary happy
It sounds like he's projecting his voice here. I didn't know his voice got deeper since.
@@MrDarren690 there’s also a change it changed with age. I know the dude was like 19-20 in this video but the body doesn’t stop growing until around the early to mid 20s so it’s not impossible to say his voice just naturally got deeper. Although I do think that most of it was him playing a character and trying to be more high pitched
"COME"
"NO!"
"COME!"
"NO"
"THEN I'LL MAKE YOU COME!"
"I- I'M- I'm not even looking at you!"
U/ / / / w \ \ \ \U
“You’re gonna fuck me Wilbur”
Stephie Wander mmMmMmMmmMmMmM
12:32
Oh no my dirty mind
17:41
"Schlatt, what happened down there... wasn't me"
*dramatic lighting strike*
Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God
oh my Fucking god
Oh my fucking god
9:45 I laughed at this part, not because of the bit they were doing, but rather because of how Wilbur managed to fuck up a double chest that badly.
Alternate title: Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sexual tension rises (ft. Jschlatt)
lmao
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
BAHAHSHHDHDHD
my main goal in life is to be friends with tubbo
I CAN'T- **wHeEzE**
ʟᴜᴄιŦιER χακαɪ hah
schlatt: "Can we go FIVE SECONDS without it getting unwarrantedly sexual?!"
literally less than 5 seconds later: "I'm gonna make you come-" "Don't you DARE make me come!"
12:50 by the way
I can't breathe
@Ozone I see you everywhere and you keep making these great and creative replies!
@Ozone I was just joking around
@@veronicaoviedo711 you poop sock stop angry boss from angry boss being angry boss
I love how Wikipedia has context regarding Climate Change, like this is a professional example.
It is. Idk what your talking about
This is a profession example, Wilbur and Jschlatt taught us so much about climate change here
This was the most romantic, dramatic, tragic, suspense filled friends to enemies to lovers story I’ve ever seen
friends->enemies->lovers-frenemies->???
So this is where Schlatt has his water trauma from
this makes so much sense OMG lmaooo
STOP I PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO CRY TODAY
Makes more sense then anything I’ve heard/seen before
His what?
I- I mean-
Wilbur: you know the water levels rising right?
Schlatt: yeah..
Wilbur: where are the fucking windows??
Schlatt: ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ
lol
Tommyinnit: I like woman
there’s one of my favorite streamers for ya
You say the water's rising
Like I give a sh*t
What I’m about to say should not be allowed
🏳️⚧️🚫
Alternate title:
Two friends make overly sexual jokes and makes fanfic writers go crazy
This is what happened after they both died in the Dream SMP. This is canon.
Mom can we watch the titanic?
Mom: no we have titanic at home
Titanic at home:
It’s titanic without the ship and it’s also slightly gay
@@theblob8842 yep
This is better
HKXDGKITDIGDJGX LMFAO YES KHFDGIHFSHSF
To be fair... this is a better version.
Jschlatt: flirts with Wilbur
Wilbur: reciprocates
Jschlatt: *"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL-"*
Hahahahaha me tho :D
Lel
@@cyberkittii time stamp?
@VIVIANA GODFREY MARTELL @random_rat UwU the whole video but especially 12:32
The pfp makes this even better
this is one of those classics you always come back to every once in a while
happy two years anniversary to these 22 minutes and 53 seconds of wilbur soot and jschlatt having sexual tension and inventing climate change!
i love how jschlatt flirts with wilbur and if wilbur acknowledges it, he gets yelled at
cai omg ikr 😂
I love them so fucking much
jschlatt be like "it's not like i like you!! b-baka!!"
Agreed
Schlatt is a big tsundere
Why does jshlatt always sound like he is in a state of panic
He is
Rocketman
When he's not causing the panic, he is in a state of panic.
15:20 y e s
TheRandomLad if you can please show me 😖
TheRandomLad thank you very much!!
I'm happy I wasn't the only one to come back a hear how high "Schlatt's" voice was. It honestly sounds like he still has a bit of morality left in him.
Wilbur: extremely chill but still a bit creepy
Jschlatt: literally scared out of his fu**ing mind
“my pretty princess”
“.....no i’m shutting the door”😭
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
timestamp?
17:10
@@grieve_y4rd 5:18
Dream: Today we codded it so that
Wilbur: Today I have a timer on my phone
Lmao and that's why we love him
Why would dream cod something
Lmao cod
Coded*
@@glitchygang702 yaknow maybe because he's a coder?
Ted is right, shlatts voice really did go through a metamorphosis
wiblur soot: a little area for a credenza
schlatt: *i like your funny words magic man*
"COME BACK!"
"jschlatt, it's miserable up-"
"YouR THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. COME BACK!!!"
N o
H o m o ;]
Timestamp please hahahaha
@@warrenkeystone5195 11:06 roughly
20:00
Context: Jschlatt refuses to let Wilbur into their home, before threatening to kill him. He then changes faces when Wilbur reveals he has a sword.
Wilbur, holding a stone sword: "Do you know what I learned while I was down there?"
Jschlatt, holding an axe: "What'd you learn?"
Wilbur: "One more rise of the water - *just one more, one more little rise of the water* ... and you won't be able to swim back to the surface. ... It's almost over, Schlatt. *One more rise of the water* and *a death is permanent.*
Alarm: * goes off *
Water: * Rises *
Jschlatt: "Oh, f-..."
Wilbur: "..." * waits for the water to fall and then attacks Jschlatt *
~
*That was straight out of a movie. How he cooperated at the end was just masterful.*
Secrets Secrets what movie?
bruh not a specific movie
@@DraqonfruitYT Yeah, it's not a specific movie, it just felt like it could've been from one.
@@mirandazhang1359 nooooo, youtube needs to hide the comments so people don't get spoiled :(
The sound of the rain in the background too is just so cinematic
this is like the two straightest male history teachers talking together
Jschlatt: there's no one i'd rather be stranded with than you
Also Jschlatt: I need to stop flirting with men...
Jschlatt at the beginning: I'm not gay
Jschlatt at the end: We have to repopulate the world
*0)-(0*
@@h20-melons79 OKAY WTF IS THAT FACE, PEOPLE HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH THESE WEIRD LOOKING FACES.
@1k
Bro chill tf down some
@@broccolitomato1085 He has the right to be angry cause THE F**KING FACES HAVE GONE TOO F**KING FAR
XtraXenonite I AGREE, ALSO WHATS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING FACE? BEING GAY IS FUCKING AWESOME! I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS COMMENT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, WTF MATE.
Wilbur: *silently floods Schlatt's house*
Schlatt:Why'd it get so dark in here?
1k likes and no comments
Mmmmmmm my dirty mind
@@thesilliestsillyofalltime OH NO
Wow! Thanks lexlang! I almost missed that part of the fucking video im watching, that was so helpful of you to point out the joke! And all these genii liking it to show their appreciation as well!
Wilbur: “Schlatt, My dude, My..My pretty princess”
Schlatt: “Oh- no I’m closing the door :)”
coming here to mourn
real
this was one of my favorite videos
the "come" part is the most chaotic thing i've seen on this platform
Timestamp?
12:31
Did someone say chaos!?
@@natesvideovault2260 no
@@natesvideovault2260 no
I love Shlatts unknowing “Why’d it get so dark in here?” And his “WHAT THE FUCK” after he divided the house.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@gus8696 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@oliviagrace6914 e
@@oliviagrace6914 ew
@@oliviagrace6914 eww
12:33 to 13:12
I was laughing so hard that it sounded like Quackity, Karl AND Dream laughing at the same time. I can’t decide if that’s good… or really, really, really cursed.
god i love this duo. “schlatt” and wilbur’s sense of humor just complement each other so well. they should make more content soon
3:01 “Your going to be the guy who pulls the trigger”
November 16th: *Wilbur Soot explodes L’ manburg*
December a few days before today: Glatt is back
After more days Willbur's older ROLEPLAY brother The Blade's gonna explode L'manburg 2nd times but this time it is gonna be 55 withers. "BROTHERS OF EXPLOSIONS"
Edit: Well, we guess L'manburg exploded well. RIP L'manburg you'll be remembered for centuries. But I was wrong both techno and phil destroyed L'manburg so it will be
"FAMILY OF EXPLOSIONS"
Spoiler alert
I mean you're not wrong XD
👁💧👄💧👁
Why is everyone either hitting on Schlatt or hating him.
Well people say he said anything racist or homophobic- idk-
@@swifttheswiftness7151 well some people say spongebob is racist
@@Aeslingo Spongebob LMAO
What if you just like him?
@@Aeslingo when and why
this was the weirdest short tragic romance film I've ever watched
It's sort of like a romantic tragedy Shakespeare would write
At last, despite the love and hatred created by the gods of global warming, JSchlatt saw a world without conflict, without drowning in despair, a World Without Wilbur. Is he happier now? Is surviving the monotonous cycle of night and day worth living when you can't have your companion? Jschlatt led to live a life of conquest, with a progressive loss of empathy, pure hatred, and with means to fullfill his unpurposed life succumbed to a thirst for absolute domination. When he at last saw his friend, enemy, and partner in crime ALIVE and rising to power, his only goal was to destroy everything Wilbur took from him, companionship. Welcome to the Dream SMP.
Epic
why haven’t more people acknowledged this
I like how jschlatt went through all the stages of grief.
Lmfaooo
Bruh
20:56 can anyone link the song I’m desperate
@@roun6479 open.spotify.com/track/6fAjxm3brfjuGkZcbggWH1?si=U430OOWuQTKFbiOviDtcrA
He got to acceptance there real quick.
wilbur:
schlatt: enemies to lovers, slowburn, 300k, 200 chapters,
agree but why is your name scary transgender in korean
@@lee-ol4rb lol
lee why not
Uhh...I can't help but notice your name literally translates to "Scary Trans" in Korean and it makes me question my existence.
i literally cackled
The fact that this video came out 4 years ago scares me
Wilbur: welcome to my re-
Jschlatt: -loud banging noises-
Is this the enemies to lovers to enemies arc
I guess the lover part didn't work out...
@@wasder-xm5so lmao, yeah, guess so, futures always up in the air tho
Sage H Never does with Schlatt.
@@wasder-xm5so love is very hard for schlatt
Wilbur rejected him then a colorblind boy took his woman 😔
@@monicaaviee can't believe he rejected him with all that old history😔
>"don't you dare make me come"
>"we have to repopulate the planet"
that escalated quickly.
@BigWillyHaver59 (0 ) __ (0 ) why
@BigWillyHaver59 just...WHY?!
BigWillyHaver59 this... this is cursed...
@BigWillyHaver59 fuck no
BigWillyHaver59 omg why lol
man this is my favorite interpretation of windwaker
no idea why but this is still unironically my favorite youtube video of all time
Schlatt and Wilbur out here reenacting a whole fanfic.
Titanic, the original
69 likes by the way
Gayschlatt
True
Ha
This is like a movie. It has everything: romance, drama, action, the three acts, the plot twist, iconic lines.
Slimeustas and the comedy
The three acts ?
Laboon 344
Beginning, middle, and end.
@@kj6053 oh ok thank you
Iconic lines:
”I’m just chilling here. With my seeds. Mmmm.”
”You fucked me”
”DON’T YOU DARE MAKE ME COME”
- jschlatt
I like how they both have the same alarm that plays when they summon a natural disaster.
HAHAHAJJAJAJAJ UNDERNEATH IS SAYS “Context. Global warming is a” AND BRINGS UP THE WIKIPEDIA FOR IT SJSJSJJSJSKSKAEUJSKAJASJJS
I KNOW AHAHHAAHHA
I love seeing British people and American people interact while I, a Canadian, sit and drink my liquid ice and solid water.
idk i feel like we connect on a personal level becuase canada is the side dude to america and ireland is the side dude to britain
where does asia fit in all of this
@@irelandaintreal2945 ireland is the agressive twin brother
we Asians are bystanders
@@MeboDotExe and us south americans are just background characters
7:34
“You almost drowned me!”
“I didn’t drown you, *climate change drowned you.* “
Does anybody know the seeed
step 1: live in the sky
step 2: also live underground
step 3: elevator
step 4: profit
1:30
Shlatt: the truth is its because it was so f$*@king cold outsi-
Wilbur: *dyinghorse.mp4*
hey, these guys seem like they'd be good enemies in a battle for an imaginary nation
Yeah this Jschlatt guys kinda funny he should make a youtube channel, y’know?
yeah maybe he like could turn said nation into a crater for a child to fix
@@alestorr6896 nah too unrealistic 😩
Maybe after he blew up the imagery nation he could have his friend stab him then become a goats that lost his memories.
@@rubiidubiie yea
"If your not gonna 'come', I'll make you 'come' "
- Wilbur Soot 2019
Timestamp plz
@@rioayo8797 12:57
Ty :D
Your profile picture is definitely fitting for that sentence. :)
@@dulceteternity9976 *ya know it* 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦
Therapist: Wilbur’s skin without a yellow shirt isn’t real it can’t hurt you.
Wilbur’s skin without yellow shirt: 4:23
I think I’m going to die.
@@lordofmushrooms8804 You still alive, mate?
Jschlatt: I'm panicking
Wilbur: come to the bastion
Jschlatt: I'm gonna start "coming", fuck!
Me: *dieing of laughter*
You could make a fanfic out of thi-
No, don’t.
Is this a bill wurtz reference 😳
raincoattt 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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Gamerboygaming 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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my mom just heard schlatt yell "im gonna come" and im scared
*punishment
Ohno
F
are you okay?
Oh no
jshlatt: exists
pride month: i shall dub thee... gayshlatt
dam i almost wrote gayshat lmao
Jschlatt: "you're going to have to be the guy to *pull the trigger!* you're going to be the one to fuck us over."
Everyone seeing this comment: * war flashbacks * 💧👁️👄👁️
The baby in my washing machine: 0:43
LMAOOOO 💀💀
That is the single best caption that could’ve been chosen to describe that bit
LMFAO
PLEASEEEE💀
*bass boosted screaming intensifies*
What we can learn from this video: Jschlatt slowly descends into madness when liquid levels rise.
When water rises, he becomes overly attached.
When LAVA rises, he becomes outright crazy.
When granted natural disaster powers he becomes a mad god obsessed with apples.
And when TNT falls he becomes the greatest hitman known to this universe
I was 1000 like
Ladder man
This gives a new meaning to life by the sea
Schlatt: "I dont know why it was that hard for anybody-" -realizes he just jumped off a cliff- "oh shit.."
Drawing of Jshlatt: *Cute* and *shy* *owo* sucha cute lil goat UWUW
Actual Jshlatt: AAAAAAAAAAAA F*** WHAAAT IS THISS
I have to say, JSchlatt’s character is a ram and rams are sheep. Everyone keeps calling him a goat.
@@NavyBean956 schlatt:
**a ram**
Everyone:
*g o a t*
g0at
"AH WILBUR YOU MADE ME COME"
"Are you coming?"
-
"Come?"
"NO"
That's what he said.
"I'm going to start coming- FUCK!"
"Shlatt I will fuck you in more ways you can imagine"
THE SHIP
@@sotired2245 THE OTP *THE DRAMA*
there will be no other minecraft video like this one. its energy simply cannot be reenacted.
Oh to have wilbur draw again in his thumbnails
17:07
schlatt: "this is my house wilbur"
Me: *schlatt taking over l'manburg and making it manburg flashbacks*
well... flash*backs* isn't quite accurate
@@jqsm1neS I mean it was for me cuz I saw that video then this one
*Water rises every five minutes*
And then they were roommates.
omg ThEy WeRe RoOmMaTeS
"And they were room MATES".
- RANDOM VINE GUY
THEY WERE ROOMATES
oh my god they were roommates..
Oh my gawd *tHeY WErE rOmATeS*
He really said you are the light of my life 😂 11:05
“Schlatt, my dude, my pretty princess,” - Wilbur Soot, August 1st, 2019.
jschlatt speedruns the political compass and his sexuality
LMFAOAOA
You ever just- Speedrun gay? Gay world record holder here, fastest gay alive.
PLS I LOVE THIS COMMENT
OMFG
The gays are constantly speed running bc we walk so fast-
Oh my gosh, jschlatt’s laugh in this video is so heartwarming and comforting💗.His laugh just makes me feel so happy🥰
the fact that "wikipedia cllimate changed" showed up is hilarious
The funny thing is, he still doesn't want Wilbur near him now.
Lovers to enemies
@@snail1077 nah, I’d say they started as eneyous and turned into enemies
@@snail1077 yupp..
Xd lmaoo
@John Lloyd heart attack actually
Wilbur: makes a sexual joke
Schlatt: *no*
lol funnnyyy
Also Schlatt: *makes sexual jokes as well, then gets mad at wilbur*
@@FanFoRlYfE thats what i call true love xD
Schlatt 4 years ago sounded like a teenager going through puberty
you are absolutely right
OKAY BUT THIS HAS “CLIMATE CHANGE” UNDER IT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And so Jschlatt lived alone, free from the flood. He lived on to mine and loot villages and go to the nether, all that normal Minecraft stuff. But he could never look at an ocean the same again.
hi there friend
you couldve just not :)
@@rosa-mv7gl but I did :)
@@riz1567 :(
@@rosa-mv7gl but they did :)
that hurt :(
I got recommended this after the Dream SMP Elections...look at where we are. Look at where we started.
the fact that these two men are alive is a miracle...
Them staying alive, that would be enough...
Indeed...
And if they could share a fraction of their time...
With their fans waiting in line...
The best enemies to lovers story
truth is it was really fucking cold out yesterday
Wilbur: quietly calling Jschlatt
Jschlatt: yelling and banging sh!t around
Let's make it a 666 likes
@@kitsunechan7805 sorry but it got over lol
Its now 888
@@kitsunechan7805 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
17:43
Perfectly timed lightning. Made it feel like an epic movie scene.
Feather lmao fr
Bro fOR REal🤣
Haven't read the comment but Voltron 87 is better than the new one..
PaperGold Pure Gold ok boomer
PaperGold Pure Gold
New one kinda died after the 4th season. Before that it was great. Haven’t gotten around to watching the old one, though.
i love re watching these videos of them
It’s so weird watching this knowing what he did.
Where’s the proof?
@@IvanNovikov108Wdym? He basicaly admitted it
"Schlatt...Where are the windows?"
"...I like water."
1k Like! :)
@@panicinthespacestation238 1k Like :)
“We need iron, I’m hungry” -Wilbur Soot
*crunch*
This combination of comments 👌
*has full hunger*
Time stamp?
Mekko wha
Schlatt: come in
Wilbur: Its not gay?
*GAYSCHLATT*
I love how at the beginning of underneath the description it asks for context