@@silverhawk8699 the fact that 1. Whoever reads this will most likely put an accent on it 2. That line in itself could go into some dungeon type anime
That'd be destructive egress. The warden would just look outside one day and see him walking to the bus stop and not a single door will have been damaged in anyway between his cell and the front gate of the prison.
@@GMD-Alloy but they don’t do anything. It just means 1 thousand people out of the 10s of thousands who watched the video happened to see your comment and like it. If you’re so starved of attention and praise that a number on a screen makes you this happy then maybe you should try spending some time off of the internet
There's the third one: a lock that requires a certain chip inside the key. Can't pick that. Make it be in a 4 inch steel door and the faster way to enter is through the wall.
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja Ah, yep, that would do it. However, what happens when that lock runs out of power, or isn't manufactured to the proper specifications? Most electronic *handheld* locks I've seen were either really cheap or had some oversight that would allow you to bypass the fingerprint/chip/etc.
@@br45entei The school I teach at seems to have quite a secure electric locking mechanism. There's also a diesel generator in the basement in case power runs out for some reason, like nuclear war for example.
@@herbsfood4859 well. Thing is I’ve seen. Went to Home Depot because I heard paclock was sold by them. When I got there they only had masterlock. Even at Lowe’s they only had masterlock. The worse part is everyone takes the packaging “high security and pick resistance” literally. But anyone who watches BosnianBill, LockPickingLawyer or McNally, know how absolutely shit most locks are.
They've given up on actually containing him. Every time they catch him now, it's just to test out their new security system to see haw long it takes him and what exploits he finds.
@@Kephyr I was joking- Also they probably used a weak cheep metal to make that lock. Ya know cheep people care about getting money then actually protecting you and your stuff.
Ya know... I still think about how much of a bitch Will is. Like... the joke wasnt even good enough to warrant more than a 'polite live tv show laugh'.... GI Jane 2? I'd watch it. Now had he said something like "Will glad to see you, to bad you couldn't get a seat for your wife's boyfriend. Maybe next year" at least people would have gone "oooooo" giving you a tiny bit of justification :)
@@kevinp2225 Ah! You see puppy... in the Before Time... We used to experience things over moderate, even vast amounts of time. The Slap? Was followed by The Slap 2. And then we got the Will Smith is a Cuck Slap. And those were preceded by hundreds of memorable slaps... but you want us to forget about one from last year? Go To Bed. no cookies for you.
Lol it was probably made by a machine plus the lock is a terrible model of locks wanna see some real trippy handmade locks visit the lock picking lawyer.
For some reason I had a John Wick movie scene moment play through my head at this. Rando: "How would you open this? Pick? Bump? Rake? Another lock?" McNally: "My HANDS"
![[927] The Strongest Padlock in the World (Seriously) - Squire Stronghold SS100CS](/img/n.gif)
He's so damn disrespectful and I love every second of it.
You love/ are here for it for everyhting
@@aguuug5139stroke inducing
@@Dantheman5127cum
@@Dantheman5127 lmaooo😂
@@Dantheman5127 Help! Am I getting a stroke or did he really write something like that???? 😐
Bro doesn’t have bodyguards to protect him. He protects the bodyguards
😂
First you fight the bodyguards, then fight him
Lmao 😂😂😂
Chuck Norris doesn't have bodyguards he is the bodyguard.
@@judsonhinesly1479 nah the bodyguards are there to protect us from Chuck Norris.
“I ain’t even here to rob your stuff, I just wanted to hate on/destroy your locks.”
"You're not even *worthy* of my robbery with such laughable protection for your wares!"
@@silverhawk8699why did I read this in an exxagerated British accent 😂
@@silverhawk8699 the fact that
1. Whoever reads this will most likely put an accent on it
2. That line in itself could go into some dungeon type anime
Bro really is the key to everything.
Ah the pun
To your Heart as well?
@@seretith3513 if i felt love, yes
underrated comment
He *IS* the *KEY.*
*”I used the locks to destroy the locks.”*
MasterLock: *_*Turns to dust and vanishes*_*
This man is the main character
i wonder why this has 666 likes, time to change that
Bro became the disecu combination lock
"Where are the locks now?"
You'll never convince me you're not an assassin.
bru im dead
@@Calm_Mentor tell me I'm wrong. Haha
You are most likely not
@@Vonnie0902 by "you" I'm hoping that you mean his intended targets.. and we both know he would use his trusty speed square like a true legend.
@@Calm_Mentoronly if you are one of his targets
Instructions unclear, now I have two broken hands
Inferior genetics.
😂
Skill issue
Need to build up hand strength
Just the pause of "wait I needed that" had me ROFL
congrats on being the first person in 3 years that ive seen use ROFL unironically
my roflkopter goes soi soi soi soi
Bro took 'The key is you' to a whole new level
“The answer is within you”
Bro 💀
"You are the key"
You are the chosen one
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while, good job xd
the guy is so badass, water takes a deep breath before he dives in
This is the basis of a chuck noris joke
@@arandomgecko3957 Idk, we joke this way about our fluffy freind in school
Kinda sounds like a fat joke lol
Sounds like a zlatan ibrahimovich joke
😂😂
McNally's shorts are like walkthroughs for Resident Evil games 😂
nah man that game will forces you to find a key for an old wooden door lmao
That slap was personal 😂😂😂
Jail won’t be able to contain this man, he’ll just bend the bars and walk out
This man excretes gallium from his pores. Never stood a chance.
Always remember piss shirt Bend bar
800 likes
@@dyzzee7861 "but you said wet shirt not break?"
That'd be destructive egress. The warden would just look outside one day and see him walking to the bus stop and not a single door will have been damaged in anyway between his cell and the front gate of the prison.
These videos are why I now just weld my doors shut before bed.
How do you get out in the morning?
@@chrysaliscrisis8530 torch🔥
@@chrysaliscrisis8530You use the saw next to your bed
He will just punch through the door 😂
Weld it shut at night. Acetylene torch your way out in the morning...
A lot of work... sure. But no one is karate chopping that shit open.
Bro's trained for the military with that one smack😂
Edit: "oH nO NoT tHe CrInGe EdItS🤓" idc I got my 1k likes I'm fuckin happy.
He was a USMC now he is a retired one.
Yahoo
Why do you even care about likes? They don’t do anything
@@lukestarkiller1470 bc i want likes for fun
@@GMD-Alloy but they don’t do anything. It just means 1 thousand people out of the 10s of thousands who watched the video happened to see your comment and like it. If you’re so starved of attention and praise that a number on a screen makes you this happy then maybe you should try spending some time off of the internet
Sees guy breaking in break lock with bare hands "you can have it*
Imagine being a security guard and seeing this man break locks with his hands
There's no amount you can make me do a Lock combination that.. that man can open any lock and i would die before i get the money
Fr!! I’d be like, “ f*ck this sh*t I’m out .”🎵
There would be a mild amount of fear.
They'll probably say "I'll don't get paid enough for this shit"
I’d quit and run away.
That karate chop was personal bro 💀
More than personal 💀
And satisfying😌🤌
I dont believe in it tho
that lock slept with his wife 💀💀💀
@@Aburke54 the owner of those locks better call saul
"A guy opens a disecu lock and you think that of me? No. I AM THE DISECU LOCK"
Bro trained he's whole life in iron fist
There are two kinds of locks: The kind to keep honest people out, and the kind that takes lockpickers more than two minutes to open
Disecu is your *first* choice for everything security
Love the saying
There's the third one: a lock that requires a certain chip inside the key. Can't pick that. Make it be in a 4 inch steel door and the faster way to enter is through the wall.
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja Ah, yep, that would do it.
However, what happens when that lock runs out of power, or isn't manufactured to the proper specifications? Most electronic *handheld* locks I've seen were either really cheap or had some oversight that would allow you to bypass the fingerprint/chip/etc.
@@br45entei The school I teach at seems to have quite a secure electric locking mechanism. There's also a diesel generator in the basement in case power runs out for some reason, like nuclear war for example.
I’d say the Karate chop must have hurt… though the lock manufacturer’s pride is really the one hurting.
@MD Putra oh I’m sure. But how many takes? One slip and it’s far more painful to repeat.
@MD Putra true. It’s still content creation. Just a smidge of perfection. I’d personally laugh if I recorded my self karate chopping a lock open.
You would think but people still keep buying them 😂
@@herbsfood4859 well. Thing is I’ve seen. Went to Home Depot because I heard paclock was sold by them. When I got there they only had masterlock. Even at Lowe’s they only had masterlock. The worse part is everyone takes the packaging “high security and pick resistance” literally. But anyone who watches BosnianBill, LockPickingLawyer or McNally, know how absolutely shit most locks are.
@@86LukeM first lock I ever picked was a master lock at 9 yo with no experience lol
Bro hit him with that Chris rock special😂
His hand was more effective than the other lock💀
Two sayings come to mind; "Good fences make good neighbors" and "A lock does no more than keep an honest man, honest".
"A lock is a polite request for privacy."
@@damianwright3690 if that fails the shotgun gets the get off my lawn part across at around 1200fps
@@JohnDoe-uq9ns per second?
@@codybarnhill506Sure
@@codybarnhill506Slow-mo trespasser on my lawn shot at 1200fps
That smack was personal💀
Read the title of the video
Nah he did it seriously
What kinda iron fist training this man doing
@@admiraljaded9575 exactly lmao
@@yolo-sy6zl yeah I saw that
Bros raw strength is insane that looked so easy
bro used iron fist ability
The only reason he isn't contained by the SCP foundation is that he keeps breaking out, whilst simultaneously showing them how bad their locks are.
😂 funny.
Fr
Naw. McNally is really a MTF operative.
They've given up on actually containing him. Every time they catch him now, it's just to test out their new security system to see haw long it takes him and what exploits he finds.
Containment Procedures are just LPL holding his leash
Without him we'd all be gone by now
He really said “f*ck this lock in particular” and just destroyed it
Edit: Now thats a lotta likes
"in particular" 😂
Underrated comment
He told that lock to keep his wifes name out its fucking mouth.
😂😂😂
Is that a glory hole repair reference
Bro really just spoke without saying a word damn
Bro just casually broke the lock 😂
With his bare hand.☠️☠️
I saw no bear hands in this video
@@ANONM60D bro 🤣 I might misspelt. I want to say bear hands means only with his hands
@Moon_Blaze_ lol it's okay. Bear= animal
"Bare" is the word. English is dumb
@@ANONM60D Thank you for the spelling .
I didn't knew how to write that bare 😅
I actually think those are magic gloves
bro is literally agent 47
bro really said "mf I am the disecu combination lock" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
💀
Lol
Don't insult him
He isn't weak and faulty as a diselu combination lock
@@rougoblin7036he means he broke the lock as easily with his hands
Not funny, didn’t laugh
This man’s hand is the key
“I do not need a key Skyler, I am the key”
Oh no that could be either really cool or really cursed if it’s Kingdom Hearts
Ero
@@bogeyslol😂
true
His power lever is over 9000 🤣🤣
Bro is literally strong enough to rip a person in half....
That's some good camera work, really got the "Wait... I needed that" thought across.
When he finally thought the hammer became really tempting rn
Reminds me a lot of Hardcore Henry
And the *ah fuck it*
Yeah, that's the entire point of the whole "show don't tell" motto that the best movie producers live by
That smack was absolutely brutal. Disassembled the damn thing.
you could say he Disecu-ted it!
he must be related to will smith
Said "Jesus" out loud on the first loop
Discombobulated
lol yeah
Goku: "i heard you are strong"
your using a goku....it can be opened by a goku... and punching harder.
"Fine... I'll do it myself" 🗿
🤣bro casually roasted an entire company
He single handedly did it
@@gwen3822literally
Twice
He learned karate chop for fucking combination lock.
This is what happens when you fill the lock picking skill tree.
I’m convinced at this point that these locks aren’t actually weak but this dude just has the strength of a god
MC main character in every anime
@@aaaabb6749 nah that one Gym side character
@@SubZeroShoei Nahhh its the old dudes
Or he is just a cod operator
@@aaaabb6749 main character main character???
He just hit the " I like you cut G " 😂😂
"I don't need a key or a lockpick, I AM THE LOCKPICK."
Note to myself: never buy a disecu combination lock ever
And maybe cancel criminal gym membership so they cant smash anything
You need it to open the other locks bro
Never buy 2 disecu combination locks
Just buy one
Or masterlock
bro can seperate two flat lego bricks with his bare hands
With bare oily hands at this point
Can you not
Must of entered dad mode
That's easy. You just need strong fingernails.
*uses a combination lock for the first lock*
*considers using hammer for the second*
*just slaps it open*
Bro said “oops I chucked the other lock, guess I gotta karate chop THE WHOLE LOCK OFF” GOOD GOD MAN
Bro that smack was personal💀
Nah, that was strictly business 😎😂😂😂
He Will Smithed Chris Lock
That was pure business, however when it comes to Masterlock, then things start to get personal
@@zechariahlea2317😂
He doesnt need a lockpick, the lockpicks need him
Bro was holding back tears when he chopped that lock 💀
Im dead😂😂💀
Lmao
I can't breathe.*dies*
I let out the nastiest witchiest cackle after reading that shit 😂😂😂
The lock was
that smack was fueled by his pure anger after throwing away the lock he needed
How the hell did my man karate chop a lock?💀
The locks are made of paper that's how
@@doodlefox.0.5 but we just saw he he hit a metal lock, so how is it paper if it hit something hard? wouldn't it have been bent?
@@Kephyr I was joking-
Also they probably used a weak cheep metal to make that lock.
Ya know cheep people care about getting money then actually protecting you and your stuff.
@@Kephyrr/woooosh
It came from a dollar store
Thanks for being you, McNally.
❤️🙏
@@McNallyOfficial ok serious question. Did that last hit hurt, like ya hit a metal lock with your hand.
@@theearningcurve9684 *shitty metal lock lol
@@McNallyOfficial damm son am proud of yah
@@theearningcurve9684 How would hitting trash hurt? If it gives way for almost no force, why would a gentle caress hurt the hand...
Bro is man of steel, casually breaking a lock by hand
Your strength level has increased to 26
Bro gave that lock the Will Smith special
Ya know... I still think about how much of a bitch Will is. Like... the joke wasnt even good enough to warrant more than a 'polite live tv show laugh'.... GI Jane 2? I'd watch it.
Now had he said something like "Will glad to see you, to bad you couldn't get a seat for your wife's boyfriend. Maybe next year"
at least people would have gone "oooooo" giving you a tiny bit of justification :)
Bro how are you still making this joke in June 2023
😂 Chris "lock" lmao
@@kevinp2225 Ah! You see puppy... in the Before Time... We used to experience things over moderate, even vast amounts of time. The Slap? Was followed by The Slap 2. And then we got the Will Smith is a Cuck Slap. And those were preceded by hundreds of memorable slaps... but you want us to forget about one from last year?
Go To Bed. no cookies for you.
I love this comment so much. I use Will Smith special ALL the time.. its still funny...
As a retired marine, that's one hell of a knife hand 😂
Marine?
@@muallimmamits1136 Theyre one of the branches of the armies you can find. Like the USMC.(army as in universal)
not like the usmc it is the usmc lol, but yes we are our own US military branch that was created under the US navy@@field.556x45
As a black belt that's one hell of a knife hand too lol
@field.5366 Brother, Marines is a whole branch of the military, they aren't army 😭
Bro just mr miyagi'ed that lock
i identify as a disecu combination lock, i can now open any door
I did not just see this dude chop a whole ass professionally made metal lock IN HALF.
Lol it was probably made by a machine plus the lock is a terrible model of locks wanna see some real trippy handmade locks visit the lock picking lawyer.
'Professionally made' is tenuous at best
Gallium :) Ofc I cant say its a fact but ... Gallium!
I mean, the company does make the locks as a profession... that's about all I can say 😂
You saw this dude chop a factory made, mass produced, likely aluminum lock.
Bro just *spanked* that lock open💀
you made it weird
@@asd23deayou made it unfunny
yall make it weird i dont@@user-kz5fq8tq5l
@@user-kz5fq8tq5lyou made yourself look stupid.
@@user-kz5fq8tq5ltrue
I love how the first guy is gently tugging on the lock.
my man just karate chopped open a padlock
Bro could brake into the royal vault with a karate chop 💀
*break
@@adamperry835ah beacuse that is the only grammatical error
@@adamperry835came here for that, thank you.
Cheese
@@cheese1627 cheese
Bro really broke a metal lock in half with a slap 💀
Have you heard of Masterlock?
It's a tofu lock. Like the tofu buildings in China.
Just imagine what a "I like ya cut g" from this guy would be
It's that weak
Slap chop
Pov your hand is a combination lock 🗿
,,What do you do for a living?"
,,I... punch Locks?!"
bro just chopped the lock like he is in a secret mission💀
He can’t get detected
on*
@@mesmorrow 🤓🤓
@@basicscpfan 🤡🤡
Bro slapped tf outta Chris lock
Is that will locksmith!!!
Hey that my job
clever
@@willsmithsslaps3555 oh my god its will smith
@@willsmithsslaps3555holy fuck its will smith
That hand chop felt personal
"You are not the lock, I AM THE LOCK!!!!!"
Bro woke up and choose violence 💀
Ahh yes. Vio-lance
@@ilovecairns5181Bio-Lance.
the fact that this says edited and is still wrong 😂😂🤌🏼
He chose violins
@@orbb4783 Violins?! 😂
Bro did what no video game character could do lmao
Most character literally need to shoot the lock
@@haziqamsyar2009 nah, come back 3 chapters later😂🤣
@@Vinz_THE-RAVEN_925 lol
Most underrated comment right here😂
I mean Bethesda had brute-forcing lock but it often made lock broken and unusable instead of destroyed.
😂😂😂 that last slap tho
Bro slapped it with the might of Zeus. I don’t think we need a lock, we need this man’s protection
That was so unexpected, he just karate chops the freaking lock haha
The best security is not letting people know where you live and remain unfound
Why do you need locks when you are in incognito mode
RIGHT!? The unexpectedness of it had me laughing so hard and suddenly, that I ended up CHOKING a bit on the laughs! 😆🤣🤣☠️
Never let them know your next move
Im the 700 like
If you can literally judo chop a lock in two then that company really needs to hit the drawing board.
It ain’t the company… it’s his pure strength
Maybe there was something protective and really hard inside the glove.
At this point, the drawing board might have to hit *them*
@@Treegona amen.
When you realise the Judo chop actually exists.
Dude straight up slapped the lock off.
15 missed calls from the FBI
He didn't break the lock with his hand, it vaporised with the sheer amount of speed and force 💀
We are watching this in 0.000000001 x
speed force is in him
UhM aCtUaLlY yOu CaN sEe ThE lOcK oN tHe GrOuNd 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
That lock is in ashes as we speak 💀💀
Bro skipped the Morrowind tutorial on locking picking and maxed out hand to hand.
I don't need to put points in lockpicking to open master locks in Skyrim either.
He didn’t finish the skeleton key quest and somehow fused it to his hands
I love this ^^
There was a tutorial? I just remember one little pop up...
For some reason I had a John Wick movie scene moment play through my head at this.
Rando: "How would you open this? Pick? Bump? Rake? Another lock?"
McNally: "My HANDS"
This slaps.
_"Who needs a key when I already have the FIST!"_
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
his wolf fang fist is op
A key that opens every lock is a master key - type deal
ZA HANDO GA KESU!
He is fisting the lock
Melt down some master locks and make a pick from it. Pick a master lock with the defiled corpse of another one 😂
Lollll you're definitely related to the lock picking lawyer somehow
@@orbe5533 🤣 not the last time I checked, no lol
@@assclown5971 ahahah
Brutal
Damn, master lock pick... That sounds pretty good, I hope it works better than master locks
Everytime its gets me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
if he has a lock brand. he is going to rule the world with it
this convinced me even further that he is an SCP that escaped containment
He needs his own number❤
@@garrettchapman8170SCP-8469 The Lock Breaker
SCP-0.1
He’s not in containment he is the containment
Do 12 year olds only know roblox and scps or some shit? Stfu with that garbage, no one cares
This man's bodyguards aren't meant to protect him... *but to protect others FROM him*
Thank you for telling me
Copied L
@@l.v1473 didn't ask L
@@Time_to_blow_this_place_up 🤓
@@l.v1473L 🤓🫵
this man is literally superman
Damn, with that second one, bro really brought the "I can break these cuffs" energy.
My guy said screw that iron hammer my hands are diamonds💀
He is a Diamond Dog, he is the weapon to surpass metal gear. I mean he used his own video tutorial to make a video tutorial!
diamonds aren't good for smashing.
bro this aint no Minecraft diamonds would shatter so easily
@@mrtrex123 to bad
@@mrtrex123 Indeed
Bro smacked the ever loving shit outta that lock 😂
It felt so personal.
Bro is getting ready to loot all the treasure from FBI
Bro put all of it in that 😂
This actually made my jaw drop, no way would i guess you would karate chop the damn lock
The lock didn't open
IT FUCKING BROKE
His punch BROKE a half inch metal piece
This is exactly my reaction, the karate chop fucking sent me.
@@georgyekimov4577 his hand did more damage than the lock
His head movements explain all of his emotions yet not at the same time
1,2k like with 0 comments? let me fix that
Get this guy to A-51
Bro fights his body guards ☠️🙏
"You are using a disecu combination lock, it only keeps me out so long. Start running"
Dude really said: i’ll use my special move “Serious karate chop” 💀💀
1x👊= 🗿🦸👴
Serious series: Serious Chop!
He’s built different