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  • Maz Jobrani - Persian Cat (from Axis of Evil)
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Komentáře • 401

  • @LockedDownSpectator
    @LockedDownSpectator Před 6 lety +139

    This man taught me more about Iran and its culture than I have ever learned from any other source out there. Hilarious. "Persian like the cat. Meouw."

    • @Gutians
      @Gutians Před 6 lety +1

      Master Chief where are you getting your sources from my man..?

    • @velvetpaws999
      @velvetpaws999 Před 3 lety +1

      Really.... that scares me!

    • @lizdelisle1912
      @lizdelisle1912 Před 2 lety

      Maz is my favorite!😻miaou miaou !

  • @BreeNoelle96
    @BreeNoelle96 Před 9 lety +230

    That thing about the gas pump is hysterical! "HASSAN, HUSSEIN, DISCOUNT PUMP? OKAY MY FRIEND!" I'm Iranian and I have five uncles, one of whom is Hassan and one of whom is Hussein, so I'm picturing them in an American gas station giving the Iranian guy a discount and I cannot stop laughing XD

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 Před 5 lety +1

      The joke does make sense now!

    • @crazylahmacun
      @crazylahmacun Před 4 lety

      Ehli Beyt my friend Ehli Beyt... The sons of Hz. Ali, the 3rd and the 4th imams.

    • @anoop2023
      @anoop2023 Před 4 lety

      Iranians are beautiful..

  • @shamimkarami6178
    @shamimkarami6178 Před 7 lety +280

    I'm Persian meowww 😂😂😂😂 that was so on point and funny 😂

  • @mrezao_o6653
    @mrezao_o6653 Před 7 lety +127

    Man I'm crying literally, funny as hell 😂😂😂😂

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  Před 7 lety +15

      +MReza Nasirloo thanks for watching buddy much love!

  • @iayyam
    @iayyam Před 4 lety +24

    This is one of my favorite Maz clips..."I'm Persian, like the cat...meow"😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGuroLOLITA
    @TheGuroLOLITA Před 7 lety +296

    Persians are beautiful... inside and out.

    • @dan-mb2ne
      @dan-mb2ne Před 5 lety +2

      @daAnder71 you sound stupid kid

    • @dan-mb2ne
      @dan-mb2ne Před 5 lety +1

      Thanks

    • @iayyam
      @iayyam Před 4 lety +1

      Indeed

    • @dinahmirm.6954
      @dinahmirm.6954 Před 4 lety +3

      Everyone are beautiful inside and out. We are human race and nationality are just some made up shit

    • @ismyalak1419
      @ismyalak1419 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah as long as you don't meet them inside UAE

  • @phnk
    @phnk Před 9 lety +206

    "But it is a _peaceful_ nuclear program"-That one gets to me EVERY TIME.

  • @lf9825
    @lf9825 Před 6 lety +10

    I love you from beirut lebanon ❤ Regards to iran 😘🌷

  • @tariqalmutairi9788
    @tariqalmutairi9788 Před 9 lety +137

    Bruh to be honest this dude made me laughing as fuck and btw im an arab so chill out guys we're brothers !

    • @s87cgn93
      @s87cgn93 Před 8 lety

      Fuck off

    • @emaemy836
      @emaemy836 Před 8 lety +10

      Im an arab too and I laughed my heart out.

    • @ashkan06
      @ashkan06 Před 2 lety +3

      Yessir I have lots of Arab friends. Im Iranian 🤝 we're brothers

  • @RGMUFC1
    @RGMUFC1 Před 4 lety +95

    1:36, 2:13, 2:39, 4:00 camerman found woman of his dreams, 😂.

  • @MOODY4777
    @MOODY4777 Před 10 lety +183

    So funny wallah loved it SALAM FROM IRAQ TO IRAN ❤️

  • @nickia726
    @nickia726 Před rokem +3

    I’ve met this man in person… he’s the kindest omg💜 I love him💜💜

  • @emadeldinqassim2440
    @emadeldinqassim2440 Před 7 lety +48

    Dude I watched this Video like a Hundred times it's too funny 😂 hope you visit Germany in the coming months 💙

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  Před 7 lety +4

      Thanks for the love +Emad Qassim appreciate you!

    • @FahimFarooqFoto
      @FahimFarooqFoto Před 6 lety +2

      Maz Jobrani I will also come to your show, if you come to Germany

  • @matmar2009
    @matmar2009 Před 10 lety +9

    I'am neither Persian or Arab but this is good comedy spot on. furthermore it's a great setup, one can exchange Persian and Arabs with two similar ethnic groups and do the same gig. ex use Americans and Canadians or the french and Germans. However it's how it's delivered that puts the fun in it and here it's done very well, thumbs up...

  • @mahdighahramani7507
    @mahdighahramani7507 Před 7 lety +8

    It's never getting weary watching your job again and again!
    god bless :D

  • @nagaking07
    @nagaking07 Před 9 lety +7

    I hear that this guy's going to be playing Jafar in an upcoming Disney show. I've got to see the show just for this.

  • @MarinaandAfshinTravel
    @MarinaandAfshinTravel Před 6 lety +1

    will never get old this show :) love you maz hope see you again soon

  • @Meattree5
    @Meattree5 Před 10 lety +38

    Saw this Maz on Gabriel Iglesias' channel. I'm not disappointed

  • @marinaansari1192
    @marinaansari1192 Před 6 lety +25

    We blow you up and hug you lmaoooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kahvevotka
    @kahvevotka Před 10 lety +8

    first time seen in Ted talks and loved the guy. Greetings from İstanbul

  • @munnirokz1
    @munnirokz1 Před 8 lety +4

    This guy is awesome. Love you Jobrani

  • @gurumoorthyganesan1337
    @gurumoorthyganesan1337 Před 10 lety +15

    I'm frm India, I becoming ur fan Jobrani... u r doin good...

  • @safiyyahalsaadi3391
    @safiyyahalsaadi3391 Před 8 lety +24

    Omgg Maz you are too funny I love you

  • @lenina61
    @lenina61 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The first time i heard this a decade ago i was laughing soooo hard. Lol classic.

  • @xhabiralili7859
    @xhabiralili7859 Před 5 lety +3

    I just discovered a great comedian ...Good job Maz, you are the best ...keep up your good work...thank you very much for the laughs ...and I am an Albanian, miiiaauu.....LOL Thanks again !I'll share your good stuff...

  • @prellen
    @prellen Před rokem +3

    Love from Sweden,, keep up the good work ,.🙏👌❤️😇🇸🇪❤️❤️.

  • @persiancat1597
    @persiancat1597 Před 7 lety +61

    i am Persian, mewwwww !!!

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 5 lety +1

      No doubt Persian girls super cute..worth loving and marrying ....m not a Muslim

    • @mehrdad5767
      @mehrdad5767 Před 5 lety

      @@suraj-op2bx where are you from!?indian

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 5 lety

      @@mehrdad5767 nearby Delhi

  • @MomzillaNC
    @MomzillaNC Před 9 lety +27

    Persian like the cat -- and furry! OMG, love my Pashmaloo-e kachal's furry chest!

  • @yahyaomar99
    @yahyaomar99 Před 10 lety +65

    I am ARAB hahahaha really I am and I liked you.

  • @mxgirl918
    @mxgirl918 Před 10 lety +155

    i had 2 iranian classmates (both are very nice girls) and they called themselves "persian" instead of "iranian". she explained that iranians are proud of their culture (hint: persian empire) and also partly because iran sounds too similar to iraq.

    • @ArashDatSam
      @ArashDatSam Před 10 lety +3

      true

    • @FreezingCyrus
      @FreezingCyrus Před 10 lety +2

      Iran means land of aryans. Iraq means rock or cliff as far as I know (with all respect). Your friends must have identity issues, I am fine with both.

    • @mxgirl918
      @mxgirl918 Před 9 lety +5

      ***** Yeah I've heard of the don't-call-us-Arab thing. I actually stupidly asked my Iranian friend if she spoke Arabic (she very kindly corrected me and added that she does speak it). It doesn't help that many Westerners equate the Middle East with Arab.

    • @law339
      @law339 Před 9 lety +10

      Iran is a very old name. Ferdowsi in his poem 1000 years back says CHO IRAN MABASHAD TANE MAN MABAD

    • @TrashMetal1995
      @TrashMetal1995 Před 8 lety +6

      +mxgirl918 yeah and the persoan language is linguistically closer to English and German than Arab, because it's a Indo-Germanic language and Arab is an Afro-Arab language, so there is a big difference

  • @tarykaras8371
    @tarykaras8371 Před 3 lety

    Love Maz Jobrani

  • @parth.chopra
    @parth.chopra Před 7 lety +2

    Love From INDIA maz....
    you are just awesome....
    god bless you :)

  • @f22raptor88
    @f22raptor88 Před 5 lety +1

    You are awesome Maz. Was nice meeting you at Toronto Airport.

  • @MsChampion1982
    @MsChampion1982 Před rokem

    Met him in CT. He's amazing!

  • @MrDarklord91
    @MrDarklord91 Před 10 lety +1

    fantastic , khobast

  •  Před rokem

    That's your best clip and I've watched all of them multiple times... 🤣🤣

  • @muhammadrazashahhash
    @muhammadrazashahhash Před 10 lety +2

    one of his best acts

  • @angelineb586
    @angelineb586 Před 4 lety +2

    I love your humour 😂😂 and also the entery and exit music you should make a song of it 😂💝🌸

  • @raihein
    @raihein Před 10 lety +1

    You should upload to your channel more of your own videos/performances
    I have seen this video, it was my favorite for a long time, i am glad, that it is now on your channel also - easier to find ;)

  • @coolstuff2529
    @coolstuff2529 Před 6 lety +2

    Excellent work dear Maz 😂😂😂

  • @sanamt4945
    @sanamt4945 Před 2 lety

    Too good!

  • @beitaghaderi1282
    @beitaghaderi1282 Před 5 lety +5

    That leg kick😭😂

  • @mermaidalone7826
    @mermaidalone7826 Před 5 lety +4

    Long live all Iranians, love you dear Maz❤️

  • @mansorahmad9335
    @mansorahmad9335 Před 3 lety

    U are naturally funny
    I keep seeing it many time

  • @vinojhabarakada2806
    @vinojhabarakada2806 Před 6 lety +2

    Just needed to laugh when I didnt have a mood and you did it. Thank you Maz Jobrani. #Legend

  • @dennischang2803
    @dennischang2803 Před 5 lety +1

    Maz, you’re soo damn right!! I gotta show this to my friend!! He’s persian i used to live with him we were like brothers! Greetings from Australia my friend! (No, I’m not trying to sell you anything!)

  • @safiyyahalsaadi3391
    @safiyyahalsaadi3391 Před 8 lety +3

    Omgg Maz you are too funny 😂 I love you

  • @vishu194
    @vishu194 Před 7 lety +15

    Hello I'm Indian, ROARRRRR 😂

  • @Ariana-ty2xc
    @Ariana-ty2xc Před 5 lety +11

    I'm Persian and I'm proud! Cause it's true. Iran was originally called Persia before it's name was changed during World War II under the influence of Hitler.
    And yeah, Persians are way different than Arabs. Like literally we are 2 different races.

    • @sorenakmi8345
      @sorenakmi8345 Před 3 lety

      احمق ،ایران هیچوقت اسمش پرشیا نبود،این رو هردوت میگفت به ما، بزغاله اگه بری ترجمه کتیبه ها رو بخونی میفهمی که کوروش و داریوش خودشون شاه ایران یا ایرانشهر میدونستن.پارسا یا پارسیا اسم ایالتی بود که اونا داخلش بودن.یکم تاریخ بخون

    • @Ariana-ty2xc
      @Ariana-ty2xc Před 3 lety +2

      @@sorenakmi8345سلام.
      ایران در طول تاریخ و در قسمت های مختلف جهان با نام های مختلفی به خصوص پارسیا(Persia)، و آریانا(Ariana) شناخته شده، به این دلیل که سرزمینی که کوروش فرمانرواش بود قبل از این که فرمانروایی هر سه سرزمینی که ایران رو تشکیل میدادند رو بدست بیاره پارس نام داشت. دلیل این که تو ترجمه کتیبه ها شما ایرانشهر خوندید، میتونه این باشه که بیشتر وقت ها، ترجمه متن های مختلف طوری انجام میشه که به زبان خواننده متن سازگار باشه. تغییر اسم کشور در جنگ جهانی دوم هم یک موضوع در تاریخ ثبت شده است. میتونید برید چک کنید.
      روز خوش.

  • @ankursinghsikarwar7104

    Can't wait to see you in Delhi.

  • @amyturner6275
    @amyturner6275 Před 10 lety +1

    man New Zealand hastam your awesome ,

  • @MdmMim1
    @MdmMim1 Před 10 lety

    my fav part of the show.

  • @dxbae3246
    @dxbae3246 Před 7 lety +1

    the best video

  • @alirezamokhberi3541
    @alirezamokhberi3541 Před 8 lety +2

    it was fantastic

    • @zxcmvbn
      @zxcmvbn Před 8 lety +1

      Hey, my last name is Mokhtari! We both have the "Mokh" in common! I'm part-Persian on my father's side.

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer Před 5 lety +1

    absolutely hilarious! 😂

  • @jeidelysmiranda8982
    @jeidelysmiranda8982 Před 9 lety +5

    You are so funny I can't stop laughing my cheeks hurt😂

  • @Gtofun1
    @Gtofun1 Před 10 lety

    Maz is the best your i come in peace is the best !

  • @missparsley3202
    @missparsley3202 Před 2 lety +1

    Still love this one 🤣🤣🤣😂😂👍💯 this is what I call good comedy. And he is actually right about the way Arabs speak 😁😁🤣🤣 you actually assume there is a riot going on just by hearing one speak 😂😂😂 hilarious! 👋🕺Maz Jobrani💯👍

  • @sachinhc
    @sachinhc Před 2 lety

    This is one of the best standup bit.

  • @rasalghul84
    @rasalghul84 Před 9 lety +439

    Iran + Saudi Arabia = love and peace.
    Thumbs up if you wish the same.

    • @talalkaz9229
      @talalkaz9229 Před 8 lety +17

      +Ahmed Al Zahrani I'm Iranian and I wish that too 🙏🏽

    • @rasalghul84
      @rasalghul84 Před 8 lety +9

      T KAZ Peace my brother, Saudi and Iran are cousins

    • @ciaronsmith4995
      @ciaronsmith4995 Před 8 lety +12

      +absh Yes their should be peace, but Saudi Arabia is too immature for it in my view. Persians are Indo europeans. Nothing to do with Arabs. Remember that.

    • @justagoy2652
      @justagoy2652 Před 8 lety

      Iran supports Terrorist child murderer Assad, Saudi ISIS.

    • @diaabibnnahshid1923
      @diaabibnnahshid1923 Před 8 lety

      +ATLAS GAMING atlas gaming up ports division and terrorism.

  • @minonoorzaei6589
    @minonoorzaei6589 Před 6 lety +29

    I am persian meaowwww ^^ 😂

  • @yossiyaari3760
    @yossiyaari3760 Před 6 lety +35

    Just found this. Gotta give some LOVE from Israel! :-)

  • @danijelakelava6602
    @danijelakelava6602 Před 4 lety

    Maz jobrani, to kheili khub hasti.😃
    Maz jobrani, you are actually very good.😃

  • @javadkhalilarjmandi3906
    @javadkhalilarjmandi3906 Před 10 lety

    عالیه!!!فوق العادست!!!!waw

  • @tjkooks
    @tjkooks Před 4 lety

    I love you. ❤️💕

  • @FancyFarmOFFICIAL
    @FancyFarmOFFICIAL Před 7 lety +5

    awesome

  • @titaniumdiveknife
    @titaniumdiveknife Před 10 lety

    LOL This guy is brilliant!

  • @InJapan74
    @InJapan74 Před 8 měsíci

    He is soo funny and dynamic

  • @uncoverthetruth6171
    @uncoverthetruth6171 Před 3 lety +1

    welcome to another episode of: where quarantine leads me today. also, you should totally do a show in Armenia

  • @aneet25
    @aneet25 Před 8 lety

    Hi Maz... you're soo funny!! :)
    Btw, what's the name of the song and artist of the techno song that you played at the end of this tour.
    It's soo cool! I hope you reply to this message... thanks in advance!
    Keep on being funny and spread the message of love....

  • @de0xyrib0se
    @de0xyrib0se Před 8 lety

    Holy Moly donut shop!

  • @tinaniazi4404
    @tinaniazi4404 Před 2 lety

    Oh god i'm crying🤣just the hassan hosein🤣🤣🤣

  • @faroogmohammed2358
    @faroogmohammed2358 Před 4 lety +4

    i regret drinking and i laughed so hard i snorted my drink

  • @ancomarzio8190
    @ancomarzio8190 Před 2 lety +2

    God bless the good americans and the good iranians

  • @BrotherLayth
    @BrotherLayth Před 10 lety +1

    i heard the cat thingy part. why u guys not uploading regularly

  • @haifaabusalem6953
    @haifaabusalem6953 Před 3 lety

    Impressive and Hilarious.

  • @diamay
    @diamay Před 10 lety

    Saw him on TED.. he is so funny

  • @ARSEnal1Wojciech
    @ARSEnal1Wojciech Před 9 lety

    r u planning to come back to australia!!

  • @Adeliina
    @Adeliina Před 10 lety +5

    Hilarious!!

  • @amadzbalboa
    @amadzbalboa Před 6 lety

    Hassan, hussin ????? lmaoooo that cracks me up

  • @emirturk7282
    @emirturk7282 Před měsícem

    "We blow you up then we hug you" 3:09🤣

  • @karima_MK
    @karima_MK Před 7 lety +8

    I m persian, like the cat MMMMMMMMEEEEEOOOWWWWW

  • @michaelsorooshian5481

    goated

  • @markanthony4563
    @markanthony4563 Před 7 lety +1

    what is the music title in the end

  • @samdean3804
    @samdean3804 Před 5 lety +4

    Persian 😂🤣like cat 🐈

  • @saeidsafaei6860
    @saeidsafaei6860 Před 6 lety

    دمت گرم :DD

  • @yez3749
    @yez3749 Před 7 lety +2

    Was this in Kuwait?

  • @otabekbotirov6038
    @otabekbotirov6038 Před 7 lety

    does anyone know the name of the song at the end

  • @faram5740
    @faram5740 Před 9 lety

    very funny and true.

  • @zealzest9130
    @zealzest9130 Před 6 lety +34

    I love Iran.

  • @0nman
    @0nman Před 8 lety

    He is very funny

  • @eirikmurito
    @eirikmurito Před 5 lety

    Hilarious dude

  • @martinemjt
    @martinemjt Před 6 lety

    funny,funny!

  • @9urj01
    @9urj01 Před 4 lety +1

    I m watching this after Jo koy's accent video in his Netflix special...ummh there's something fishy but clear..

  • @pspboy7
    @pspboy7 Před 7 lety +3

    Think about this... the Middle East without oil in the equation? What would it be like?

  • @thevenus6520
    @thevenus6520 Před 8 lety

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @MrPoep55
    @MrPoep55 Před 9 lety +8

    Length of the video is 4:20 BLAZE IT!!!

  • @nurafouadalnimer2951
    @nurafouadalnimer2951 Před 2 lety

    I wanted to write you in Arabic Maz,
    But truly, no comment
    Nura Alnimer

  • @rosewills84
    @rosewills84 Před 5 lety

    Dead 😂😂

  • @Asskicker14
    @Asskicker14 Před 10 lety

    Superb!