"World Cup Chants" | Maz Jobrani - I'm Not a Terrorist but I've Played One on TV
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- There are too many great World Cup chants! What is yours? #IBeleiveThatWeWillWin
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With an Argentinian husband and a German boss, I just had to share this video with them! Oh man, I'm in absolute tears!! LOL
+E. L.A. thanks for watching!
@@Mazjobrani your d best
OH NO
Girl you don’t use husband and boss in same sentence. 😂😂😂😂
@@hamza39577 🤔😅
"that's what we chant right before we take you hostage, okay close the door." I AM DYING🤣
Who doesn't love Maz? Seriously. Genuine guy, great intelligent comedy. Go Maz!!
+Cyrus16 thanks buddy much love!
+Maz Jobrani hey maz do u know that I can speak Persian but I'm actually Arab ^-^
+Adonim Rana nice buddy! The more languages the better!
Yeah , can I comment in Persian ?! and oh it's so nice that you replay for us by yourself , and please do more politics jocks that would have so deep meanings. .
Adonim Rana Thanks buddy will do! Don't forget to subscribe :)
I am from saudia arabia
and i am in a sadest moment now
and i was depresed
I sow this and i want to thank you for let me smile in the bigining and loufh after
from the botom of my hart thank you
+N2Dawah from the bottom of my heart thank you for the love & support & I will do my best to continue to make you smile & laugh with me.
Maz Jobrani Thank you so much for your reply, this means allot to me.and pleas do continue to drow smiles on faces, we need that more than any thing in this live.
best wiches for you and happy new year.
ربي يسعدك و يفرج عليك
Sadness is removed by reading the Quran, praying and mentioning Allah and not by listening to jokes.
@@abuomar4929 So why are you here?
Hahaha, I like that USA chant! :-P
And the "German chant", LOL
jsquared1013 best ever.
hahaha "Weeee will kill you and eat you for lunch, eat you for lunch, eat you for lunch" LOL
Journalist: Are you saying that you believe America will win the World Cup?
American: Yes, if the stars align, a rainbow appears, it's not to wet, we don't play very good teams, our players are on form. So Yes, yes I do.
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Maz........ Love from India and "We believe we get qualify for WC sometime"
Believe buddy!! We got nothing else but to believe! Nothing but love back +Uday Rathod thanks for the support my man
Maz Jobrani Thanks for the Humor & Laughs Sir, Hope we might see some India related Content from you soon :D
Uday Rathod Don't forget to subscribe my friend & tune in every Tuesday when I'll be dropping some new content :)
Maz Jobrani Did it long long time ago :D You are like one of the best comedians around How can I miss that :D
You are too kind my friend thank you for the unbelievable support. It's fans like you that keep me going!
backup team ..lol.ur legend
That’s no joke lol
*THE GERMAN CHANT I’M CRYING*
Honestly one of the greatest gentleman comedians I've seen. He has a certain vibe that just exudes 'funniness'. I'm so grateful for the myriad of laughs I've enjoyed from his joke's, it was like a healing process. Someone give this Maz man a trophy!!
+Persian Traditionalist your comment moved me! Thank you so much for your unbelievably generous words & support. My life goal is to make you & ALL people, not just my fans, laugh and enjoy life a little bit more. Thank you again for the love. My heart is filled with nothing but love right now.
How do you dance like that man!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+The Illusionist 😂😂 thanks for the love buddy! I believe in you you can do it!
😂😂😂😂😂 Maz Jobrani
Maz Jobrani you believe? You’re not even sure...........lolol
Who knew teaching myself more about Islam on TedTalks would have brought me to this? Comedy is such a powerful tool. Thank you for using it to bring us all together.
+Colleen Ladd I appreciate you support, positivity, and open-mindedness Colleen! Much love thanks for subscribing :)
If u ever need any help about Islam I 'might' be able to help u.
Try Sheikh Hamza Yusuf and Hamza Tzortzis on CZcams if u wanna learn about Islam
@@sarcasmmaniac8220 islam its self needs help and you dont come across as a saviour!
@@nabuchiznasar if u have any misconception I might try to help u too my friend.
When the Iranian soccer team wins a game, we'll probably be like 'Oh, that is my cousin. It was all me, I helped him, I taught him how to kick like that. DO DODO DO IRAN!' Imagine that with a Persian accent. Someone who says 'Ehstarbucks' in English. Love Maz Jobrani, best Persian comedian. ;)
+Arshia Mehraz nothing but love buddy I appreciate your support tremendously
Maz Jobrani Oh my god, I'm filled with excitement at the fact that the legendary Maz Jobrani has acknowledged my existence. #PersianPride
Arshia Mehraz much love buddy thank you for your kind words & support. Means the world!
Maz Jobrani Means the world to me that you responded to my comments. I feel absolutely energetic. Thank you for making all these amazing jokes and filling people's hearts with happiness. Much love. 😊
Arshia Mehraz You just filled my heart with happiness my friend. Thank you for the unconditional support.
Maz enjoys telling the jokes as much as we love hearing his jokes. Laughed to death seeing the chants😹😹😹
USA chants and your dance 😂 German chant was the funniest 😄
+Yash Dhumal YASH much LOVE buddy thank YOU!
finaly someone make fun of USA do more dude , make fun how they call the real football !!
shut da fuk up
Lots of people make fun of the U. S., nothing new 😂
Shut up weeb
@@TheFranklinBrothers lol you so mad u commented on my account vids
@@robint9803 ya cuz is shitty and yous a lame ass nigga
Maz your my stress comforter... sending love and hugs
tot to toot Iran! tot totoott otot Iran!
IRAN!
Iran did a great job fending off argentina for as long as they did. Its almost unfair when a team has messi
agreed +anonymous Messi is such a legend
Iran almost topped their Group this World Cup
And a referee who saved Argentina ass ....its all business and Iran winning is not good for business..
Lol. Messi did shit the last world cup. He is a con player
It usually happens like this. In the extra time the players stopped focusing as much as during the entire game coz they thought that's it, it's a tie, we didn't lose and are already celebrating in their heads. But then during these couple minutes of less focus, boom opposing team scores.
I'm addicted to watching your videos all day everyday !
and recentaly, I've started watching them early in the morning to ensure I start my day with a good laughter and positivity!
I'm a big fan of you ❤❤
Greetings from Libya
+Snowwhite Outlaws thank you so much for the love it made my day. Make sure to subscribe so we can continue to laugh together! & greetings back from LA! :)
Reminds one of the NZ ceremonial chant and Maori dance moment from the film about South Africa winning the cup - forgot the name - Matt Damon played Captain of the Bokke team. Quite inspirational, the Mandela role!
I keep coming back to this video searching for "Maz Jobrani Football" and it gets me every single time! One of the best comedians around! Genuine observations of reality with a great comedic spin to it.
wow! I just came across maz jobrani videos and I cant stop watching, best stand up iv seen in ages!
+Sideways Forever nothing but love buddy I appreciate it!
Awesome Maz🤣🤣🤣 you forgot the Iran principal chant. Remember " Iran chikaresh mikoneh, sourakh sourakhesh mikoneh".
Maz is freakin hilarious and the way he roast ohhh boy... He roast and tells the truth in a way that no one get offended...
After a screwed up day at work. This gave smile and much relief :)
Thank you.
+Gaurav Behere your comment just made my day! Thanks buddy! Subscribe & let's keep laughing together :)
I keep coming back to this whenever I need a mood lift. This one and the one about his Guatemalan son. He's great!
I love you Maz! So so much!
Thank you for always making me laugh, I'm happy people like you exist in this world. I was having a bad day today and I've been playing your videos, I feel so much better
+Aida Kuhpai nothing but love back Aida!
In India in the 70s we had an Iranian world cupper (WC 1978) playing for Calcutta clubs later. Majid Biskar. He came as a student and stayed as a club legend. Then one day he disappeared never to be seen again. People still remember him.
Maz I'm literally dying laughing here😂😂😂. U made me cry😭😭😂. Love from Indonesia. xoxo
Much love back +Farhz S
Laughing my ass Off all over the floor almost having a heart attack :)))) i hope one day i could be in your show man. love from iran
+saeed dehghan much love Saeed I appreciate you! Don't forge to subscribe :)
I've been following maz jobrani all episodes in CZcams..
first time in my life I've seen an Middle Eastern man doing Comedy n found out to be funny at d same time.....
I've enjoyed all ur episodes...
lots of love n warm hugs
from India
Maz, you find the humor in the most amazing places. Brilliant!
I love Maz so much. all his jokes are hilarious.
+EmilyHatesYouAll I love you back buddy!
Hey Maz, I just discovered you man, you're hilarious LOL
Lots of love from Algeria
nothing but love back +stuned man my Algerian brother. Make sure to subscribe so we can keep laughing together :)
Maz, I watched your material for years. you never disappoint.
seriuosly Maz you are an amazing comedian
i am iranian-american born in iran and moved here at 3 years old
Nailed it as always maz!!!!
u r incapable of restraining urself.U talk wz super confidence.Thats awesome
Your dancing makes me happy lmao
Hey maz I love you man you are hilarious I so badly wish I could see you your an amazing man you bring happiness and joy to my life thank you so much for all the laughs you brought me
Maz my man, you had me in tears. Keep up the great material! 😂
Thanks my man Dani! Make sure to subscribe so we can keep laughing together :)
You are hilarious Maz! I love your shows!
I love Maz! Best Comedian EVER!!!
+David Erfanian thanks David. I love YOU & appreciate the support my friend!
Love your sense of humour, so genuine! :D
+Zaw Phyo Oo much love buddy thank you!
I've watched literally all your videos you are hilarious! The last second Messi scored..."SHIT I'm not going back.." This was too funny haha
+elizabeth korban thanks so much Elizabeth! Make sure to subscribe :)
I'm crying of laughter Maz you're a genius😂
Oh man that German chant killed me😂
Love your dance moves lol
Max,you’re an amazing comedian...dat dance is killer...man you made my new year..love from India ❤️
great performance always
Great and Great and Great!!!
How about coming to Toronto sometime?
hahahahaha maz ur a legend!
+arianm YOU are a legend my friend much love!
This is epic.. The dance and your expressions are hilarious.. Had some wonderful time.. :) :)
you are simply no.1 right now so I hope to see more from you in the near future
+Ahmad El-Hindi THANK you buddy that means so much!
I just started watching Maz Jobrani's shows on youtube, he is so genuine, Love and respect Mr. Maz :)
+Hate criminals nothing but love & respect back bud!
Man you're super amazing! 💛
Mas, Your videos are such a stress busters!!
I had a long ruf day and your comedy never fails to put a giggle or a laughter.
Awesome videos buddy !
thanks for watching +Harine Kanagaraj and happy to help! much love
Thes comedy clips are fantastic, great, honest, funny and intelligent guy love you, Maz
You are one of the best comedian out there, started watching you after the podcast with asif and ali, truly inspiring
+hammad anwer much love Hammad YOU are the best. Thanks for subscribing & the support :)
MY FAVORITE MAZ VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saw you at San Jose Improv a few years back..jokes get better every time! thanks for making us laugh, ur a legend!!!
+Rana Aghababazadeh thanks buddy appreciate the love! Make sure to subscribe & I greatly appreciate your support :)
You are great, I really enjoy your humor. Greetings from Serbia.
Man u should be more popular. You have got some serious talent.
I love your videos ❤️❤️❤️
Thanks a lot for sharing these funny videos.
You are trying to send a message through comedy,so smart,so clever.
Greetings from Sunny Egypt.☺😊
+iabeeer much love to you buddy thank you for your support!
Artistically put👏😂
This is one of your best. I watched it hundreds of times :)))))))
much love +Narsis Afghari thanks for supporting!
I believe that you are funny lol.
Love this
The way he jumps while doing the german chant 😂😂 almost as he levitates 😅
Maz is the most Italian man I have ever seen among American comedians...and he's Iranian.
I love your skits! so funny!
Thanks +Talar Asdourian nothing but love!
Humour personified.. way to go!!!!
+Rohit M thanks Rohit much love!
Keep up the good job
love it
May I can't stop laughing at your german impression 😂😂😂... I laughed to tears!
I love this channel so much that I feel I need to subscribe after each video I watch.
+Mr. Richard thanks for watching buddy
So much fun after seeing so many videos of URS..u r really good at ur work sir..love ur comic timing.... from India...
This Guy
is awesome. I am Persian, I have a math exam tomorrow, I am terrible at math but noooo I must continue watching this. Do you know what happed when a Persian kid fails in math....no one knows, cause a dead man tells no tales.
😂😂😂😂 +ILLEGAL MU$IC YOU are gonna rock that math test buddy I believe in you!!
Holy shit. It’s midnight, and I’m on isolation detox in my parent’s basement… Maz is so amazingly hilarious. It took everything in me not to wake the house up over this.
The funniest comedian! That German part. 😂😂👍🏻
Holy shit that dance Maz... 😂🤣😂🤣😂Love your dance...
This is best from ya 😂💜
I just love him.....
I swear, I just wanted to watch one of your clips. But now I can't stop. It's like eating Nutella out of a jar, lol
LOL!! Maz come back to us!
I'll be back soon, Irvine!
Maz you are one intelligent and decent comedian...I feel comfortable watching your comedies with my kids....
+Abeni Patton much love
. omg!! this video made me laugh so loud. Maz you are doing great. I loved this video
+رها شرلی thanks for commenting buddy I'm glad you enjoyed
Maz you are a super cool-cat! immense love from an Indian fan .
fantastic
I like this dude
+Abdull Bawazir this dude likes you back! Thanks Abdull & don't forget to subscribe :)
Wow Maz replies comments!! awesome man :D
Wish you do some shows in India (Chennai especially )
we would love to see you.
& I'd love to see you +krrish 0150 much love buddy for the support hope to be out in India soon!
+MazJobrani after being sick the past few days. Your comedy makes me feel so much better. You are the best and you love your fans. You take time to meet with fans. Thank you for what you do.
+Lauren Fanucchi feel better Lauren! hope we can continue to make each other smile :)
+Maz Jobrani can't wait to see u live again so u can sign my shirt.
EPIC as always :')
+Rudra Salvi YOU my friend are epic!!
The last 30 seconds tho😂😂😂
I'm so happy to c u back Maz:) Go Maz🙌
+Zahra Moridi much love Zahra thanks! I'll be posting videos on a weekly basis now :)
Maz Jobrani Can't wait:)
That German accent killed me 😂😂😂
Hello MAZ! Paul here! Greetings from the Philippines! Never heard of you before, saw your video and checked it. I REALLY ENJOYED WATCHING THEM! I worked in the middle east for over 10 years that's why I can relate to your jokes. It is 4am now here and can't stop watching. Thank you!
Also, my wife and son caught me laughing by myself, cause I'm wearing a head set.