The Sex on “Game of Thrones” Is Way Better on TV Than It Is in the Books - Joe Rogan
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- čas přidán 17. 11. 2019
- Joe Rogan argues that a TV or film adaptation is always better than the book and mocks the arguments vegans make. (Contains strong language.)
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Is this Joe Rogan? He's funnier in the book.
Gerhard Angeles I bet you don’t eat honey too
Kaushik Gameplays he’s just adding to the joke bro
I always opt for reading the transcripts of JRE. It makes the experience more vivid in my mind.
I listen to the audiobook.
LMAO that was a good one.
"You know what bees are doing when they're not making honey?" "NOTHING!"
timing was perfect
I died at that
That was perfect
Actually they’re pollinating flowers
@@maidenman95 that's part of the honey making process....
A vegan, a new atheist and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar. I know because they told me.
The anti-vaxxer part of this is so weirdly true.
Setesuyara Moontreader *mormon. There I fixed it for ya
someone without humor walks into a bar: Hey, its the same old joke over and over again. Funny!
Nice lol
Setesuyara, you've just told us that you are an adult with an imaginary friend.
I don’t know who this dude is but his ted talk is very loud ..
Lol
That got me hahaha
Best comment.
Oh my God. The perfect comment. I never thought I'd see the day.
Lmao
i love how he pulled the fake hippie hair behind his ear on his way down to praise the bee. HE'S SO PASSIONATE and aggressive i love it.
I stopped what I was doing just to watch that 😂
@@sbaxter3252 lol it was so in character...like i was mad impressed!!!
5:29 too funny
Wynter Heat I loved everything about this!
Wynter Heat but when he mentioned killing chickens it went cold silent. Because all beings tremble before death.
Wow, this guy seems cool he should start a podcast.
Yeah man I'd love to hear him announce MMA fights too
Haile Hatcher I'd prefer if he did a show where he cheered ppl on to eat Elk balls..🤷🏻♀️
He seems like he'd be a good guide on a DMT trip.
Haile Hatcher yeah maybe he should do Netflix specials one day
It’s weird that Joe got famous mainly because of stand up and fear factor when both of those really aren’t very good. Happy it all happened though the JRE is the bees knees.
Joe Rogan: Vegans HAVE to tell you they are vegan!
Also, Joe Rogan everyday: I eat elk
Ever had elk? It's pretty good.
That's crazy man but have you ever tried DMT?
Николай Николов on weed!?
@@cloud218 I call that dweet.
@T O admitting to hypocrisy just to own the libs
Joe’s dog voice sounds a little like Seth Rogen 😂
🤣🤣💯
Deuce B I backed it up and now I can’t unhear it
Thought the same thing
Guys... He actually sounded EXACTLY like Carlos Mencia.... Which I'm not so sure Joe would like hearing considering their past, but dude, JUST like Carlos Mencia. Right around 3:10.
He reminds me of Roe Jogan
The white mans honey factory got me!
Same
me toooooo😆
hahaha I died hahahhahaha
Why can't black men have bee slaves?, that's so biased
partyhardwithme he’s not a black man...therefore his first projection would be SELF projection. Why did he not say Asian or Russian or Irish or British or...........
To be fair to Joe Rogan, this Special came out *BEFORE* Season 8 GoT.
When was this
oh man this was from a special? It had a couple funny lines, but oof
@@user-gt6ye8cr4z The Special is called Rocky Mountain High and it's from late 2014.
If you have a VPN you can watch it for free on Comedy Central's Autralia website. www.comedycentral.com.au/joe-rogan-rocky-mountain-high/videos/joe-rogan-rocky-mountain-high
This should be titled “Joe Rogan Yells About Vegans for 7 Minutes”
Lol yeah
I'd still watch it.
did that hurt your little vegan fellings ?
@@NN1982nn it was funny lol
@@NN1982nn nah not really
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's Daughter: 3:10
Comments like this are very overlooked sometimes. I laughed good at that one
🤣😭
😂😂😂😂
Dude, those pushing back the long hair with one hand motions had me dying
"You really think it's cool those bees just work for people?"
That voice was so perfect, we all know that guy
Hahaha facts. That dude i know popped in my head immediately.
It's more accurate to call any meat farm "live stock slavery" . Bee's naturally make honey. Live stock slavery and Bee exploitation sounds better
Who is that guy?
several
The dog milk almost makes me fall off of bed 😂
Vegans who don't eat honey were all voice actors in Bee Movie
Is that why is sucked?
and now they're all voiced by Chris Pratt
Fact that there is no book for season 8 is better than the fact season 8 exists as it is. Literally the idea that there is no ending is better than the HBO ending of Game of Thrones.
TekkaSage but is that really an ending? Han shot first.
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 I'll take no ending to garbage. Btw, Disney - the last Jedi is trash. Prove me wrong.
@@TekkaSage star wars in general is trash. But not everyone likes mythical bullshit
@@TekkaSage Agreed 💯 👍
Totally trash!!! Sad sad thing
"Uhhh they made one bad season out of 8 the books better" no it's not
german joke: "you have a group of 100. One is a vegan. How do you know who it is?.... He will tell you"
Leave it up to a German to feel the need to point out that it's a German joke.
Deutsche: Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Staatseigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Funnier than all of rogans jokes. And it’s German.
I call my wife’s vegan ice cream “polish water ice”. Her maiden name has too many consonants in it.
This was the first time i liked joe’s comedy
Bro swear thought i was the only one who never really thought Joe was funny i love his podcast but i just don't think he's funny idk
Your craft will(should) improve with time.
Sas4l exactly
Sas4l I find that really common. I find Chris Delia, Bert, and Theo hilarious, but not a fan of their standup.
I agree, this was really his best
The way he delivers that "NOTHING!" is fucking legendary.
“But I’m still below you though right?” 😂 Amazing
The ironic part about all this was that this showmanship of disgust with vegans Is way more in the way of a superiority complex...
Matteo Saramento but when he mentioned killing chickens it went cold silent. Because all beings tremble before death.
@@Xishnik94 It's called comedy. But i suppose the comic shows you support says their lines with flat face and intonation. Let me guess.... you watch big bang theory. The perfect show for soulless snobs.
I'm definitely going to start telling people to make another noise with their face!!
You are gorgeous sis😩😍 love the puffs 👑
@@TRUEROOTS2022 AWWW you're too sweet. Thank you king. 👸🏾
@@Wynter_Heat most welcome love😁
@@TRUEROOTS2022 🤩
Yep! best line :D
"My grandpa ate cigarettes and lived to be 1000."
0:30 “I see naked people have sex and then sword fight to death!” Black Sails and Game of Thrones summed up in 3 seconds.
Also Spartacus was basically all that. Best show ever.
Don't mind me, just over here making new noises with my face 😂😂
“Do you know what bees do when they’re not making honey? NOTHING!!!!”
That got me killed kkkkkkkkkk
He almost couldn't keep it together saying the guy drinking milk died doing what he loved, living on the edge.
Joe just wants us to know he did DMT 😂 it’s like he’s holding it in
But the fact that everyone knows he did DMT?
😂😂😂😂👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Trust me if you did DMT you would talk about it too, you don't just travel to other dimensions and not tell people about it lol
Joe "Need Cholesterol" Rogan
"Bad or good, movies nearly always have a strange diminishing effect on works of fantasy. In the end, I think it's perhaps best for every character, sound, and place to belong to the reader, who will visualize them through the lens of imagination in a vivid and constantly changing way no camera can duplicate. Movies, after all, are only an illusion of motion comprised of thousands of still photographs. The imagination, however, moves with it's own tidal flow.
The glory of a good tale is that it is limitless and fluid; _a good tale belongs to each reader in it's own particular way._ " -Stephen King
Deserve more likes
Stephen King of bad takes
I've done a vegetarian diet for over 5 years and a plant based one for months at a time and even I agree with his takes on vegans. The moral absolutism they often exude is disgusting.
I don't have it in me to openly say what he said about vegans. I will say, when the facts are clear our choices become obvious
I don’t understand people who think being a vegan isn’t a morally preferable action. It’s debatable whether it’s a moral imperative or not, but it’s absolutely not debatable that killing is bad. It’s absurd to expect anyone to be morally excellent, but it should not be controversial that killing an animal and eating it is a bad thing, only whether it’s an acceptable evil or not.
@@felipevasconcelos6736 Can't tell if you're trolling, but either way, I'll bite.
Are carnivorous animals all morally wrong for needing the meat of other living beings to stay alive? I would argue no, they are not morally wrong for doing so, it is merely a fact that they must eat flesh to survive, but you seem to infer otherwise?
Fun fact: bees will leave if the beekeeper is doing a bad job. Bee hives can also recognize the bee keeper's smell so they sometimes don't have to use smoke at all. The bees just let them reach in and take the honey without stinging them.
They won't leave the queen. In most commercial bee hives the queen has her wings removed and she is placed in a tiny cage (it's seriously weird).
🤣🤣 Youz guys should never try to keep bees.
That was a damn good set.
I loved his *bee sting* sound 🤣
My wife is a surprise vegan. She has worked at the same place for 6 months and nobody knows why she passes up all the food she is offered 😄
She just doesn't want to be judged for her own personal life choices.
Btw, I'm a meat eater. I'll eat that fried chicken right in front of her. She's funny because she wants to smell all my food. She's been vegan for 16+ years though. So she thinks she remembers what things taste like. She will have me eat some dish and she will be like "it tastes just like bacon!" And I'm like "it's good, but babe, you have no real memory of bacon. This tastes nothing like bacon at all." 😄
That kinda seems like over-steering the other direction. If I kept offering someone food and they kept refusing, it'd be useful information to know why, from my perspective. "Oh yeah, Mrs Eubanks the vegan, might not offer her the cheeseburger with extra honey-glazed bacon -- might want the carrot and hummus though!"
That’s so wholesome. However, I would like to know if someone is vegan. I guess I would just ask and hope she told me the truth. I like to express affection through food, so if she kept turning it down, I would feel a bit hurt. However, if I knew she was vegan, I would know what I could and couldn’t offer her.
I love how his stand up is so much more raw and he seems less bothered about offending people
Ok people... the “this guys should start a podcast” Jokes are getting a little old
Its all idiots who only discovered his podcast in the last 6 months presumably. He was famous long before the podcast and his website was a big deal before the podcast too.
He's honestly had a pretty interesting career as far as entertainers go.
YourPalHDee I know I love him no matter what media he chooses honestly
Maybe you should start a podcast and tell people that!
Thank you for saying this....
podcast!
"You know what bees are doing when they're not making honey? NOTHING!" LOL
“…You need to make a new noise with your face…” always gets me
We gonna ignore his perfect Mark Hamill’s Joker impersonation
His impressions are very underrated.
"You need to make a new noise with your face." That's great.
6:49 "make a new noise with your face" LOL!!!
This is like a kid throwing a temper tantrum
His impression of vegans sounds like Lumpy Space Princess lololol
Gotta love the hair flips.
When he tuck his hair behind his ear I lost it.
When he starts doing dog voice I started laughing
Yes. 2:45
“You fake smarty pants” 🤣💯
2:49 I CAN’T NO MORE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe's definitely right about the movie/show compared to books, however, whenever I've said that, I've truly only meant that I was absolutely LIVID that they chose to leave out 90%of the substance and
(the writing of the last word trails down the page. Braid'Ease Goat has died.)
For a minute I thought this was Roe Jogan
They look nothing alike how could you get them confused?
@@fisharepeopletoo9653 the accent
06:42 did he just say ice-cream has Kareem in it?! 😂
I am gonna show this to so many people.
Thanks man.
Joe Rogan: "These people HAVE to tell you they're vegan"
Also Joe:...
...
...
...hAvE yoU dONe DmT?
The content is incredibly well written and thought out. A true master at his craft. His delivery is a bit over the top though
Jose Castilleo not as good as most top comics
Yea but he does so much other stuff it’s crazy. He’s everywhere man. He started his career in stand up but he’s done so much other stuff
lol
Tbh he's probably high or something
His impression of dog drinking milk -- LOOOOOL!
"frozen tofu bullshit that tastes like sadness"
Using that. Almost died laughing, but it's absolutely perfect for what it is.
2014 special... Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High
Says the guy who has to tell everyone he meets that he hunts elk😂
And smokes DMT lol
Joe doing stand up always looks like Homer Simpson living his best life.
"What you need to do is start making a new noise with your face" ...
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This joke will never get old to me this was hilarious the game of thrones humor especially big fan of game of thrones and joe rogan. Perfect
Can't be the only one who is super into the podcast but not really feeling his comedy?
His podcast literally has millions of listeners and he's covering a broad range of topics with unique guests most of the time. Obviously, you're not the only one 😂
Sly way to tell us you're a vegan.
Some stuff is moderately funny but yea overall I don’t love his comedy style. Still a super interesting dude though
I mean, his standup is not awful but is definitely not on par with his skills as an interviewer
Rogan established himself as a Comedy Titan with this Legendary set.
"Call each other on the phone and tell each other how awesome milk is." so true... lemme go drink some milk now
LMAO! Joe Rogan is the man! 🤣🤣🤣
Frozen tofu that tastes like sadness 😂
I literally had to stop this at about 6:30 because it was too funny and my brain was exploding
"you need to make a new sound with your face for vegan chicken!" lol
No mention of DMT?
In school, I chose to summarize and present the first Game of Thrones book. I thought I could save a lot of time because I watched the show. One of the biggest mistakes of my life. :'D
Donovaan lol that never works
the first book and the show are basically 1:1, literally the same.
Dude I love joe Rogan so much 😂
Between this and the I lie to my kids when stoned bit, I gotta say his stand-up has improved a lot.
Joe "since when did Joe Rogan start doing standup" Rogan.
Joe "Before you comment to tell me he's always done stand up" Rogan
I see what you did there lolol
Hahaha lmao
I didn’t know either! I loved it!
He's not wrong about the milk causing cancer thing. My grandpa grew up in a tobacco farm in Kentucky, started about when he was 12 and still lived to be 90 😂
Milk gave three of my relatives lung cancer. Wait that was cigarettes.
That evil plant sound was great.
What are the odds that a Borden milk delivery truck passes by my window as Rogan talks about milk?
priceless... this needs a standing ovation
Joe Rogan talking about elk meat is the equivalent of vegans talking about being vegan
Wrong
I recently started watching this guys standup and its the best i ever seen
Jeez he almost spin back kicked the front row. he has so much energy 😂
“You really think it's cool those bees just work for people?”
Do you really think it's cool that people need to work for people?
Why so serious
I read the books. The books are even better.
“How is cold but it’s warm outside?” 🥛 😂
A rare actually funny joe rogan stand up clip
This was actually sorta funny lol
The 496 people that disliked this were vegans
And gay
probably Joes best stand up
This was great!
I mean, the sex scenes in the books are pretty bonerific. I never got turned on by writing before Game of Thrones.
YourPalHDee ahh the cringe
Reading through the sex scenes all I was thinking about was "Why, George?!"
This is awesome, thank you Joe Rogan! I was laughing so hard, I almost cried...
When you eat Elk: 1:25
Bruh I’ve never seen this guy stand up 😂😂 top tier
Joe's take on Vegans is like other people's take on stoners
99% of people who smoke weed keep it a secret.
@@noneofyourbusiness747 no.
@@somtimesieat2411 Yes. I've worked in the industry for years. You would be shocked by who consumes cannabis. It's evenly distributed between all ages, incomes, ethnicities, classes, job titles, etc. Most people are hiding it, not knowing that nearly everyone around them is also hiding it from them.
@@noneofyourbusiness747 does just smoking weed make you a stoner?
As in aren't stoners more avid
This joe rogan guy should start a podcast he’s super energetic and lightens the mood
"what you have is some frozen tofu bullshit that tastes like sadness!" ahahahaha!
I’ve never seen his standup before. He’s literally speaking my thoughts! I’m laughing so hard.
I love how he treats plants like marvel's symbiotes